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Which players have a little something extra?
gayriners lost badly to the mest kek
/mlb/ owns ya stankin azz
>>154999889gm
>>155000000>>154999999
Set sail for fail
sorry padresisters, I made this a couple weeks ago after which we went on a humiliating spiral even though Fernando finally got his first homer and now Casty is DFA :(
>>155000032Theres two players in the England team called Gay and Root hehe
>>155000053as one turd is flushed, another is shat out the ass. its beautiful in a way
>>155000001off by one but nice try
Ramirez might get his second K.O. if this retard keeps his faggotry up. Thanks for the final out, bitch.
Cleveland starters continue to pitch 20 pitches per inning since their best reliever got injured.Cade Smith is trying for the 50 50 season: 50 saves, 50 earned runs.
DeLauter, the horny motherfucker, saw a girl behind him and gave her a ball the first chance he got.
>>155000330i wonder what his petite blonde gf thought about that
>>155000330On the other side of the outfield, a boy who wants to be a girl takes a ball from Angel Martinez.
>>155000338She only thinks about one thing
>>155000330I think he was trying to hit it three rows behind her
>/npb/down 7 in 8th, tied it, walk-off in the 9th
>>155000308Lars Nootbaar is making his season debut Friday
>most career runs allowed in one game by whatshisname>first run allowed this season by some other guyyankee starters breaking a lot of records against Cleveland
>>155000351best one posted so far
Don't worry though. It's Cecconi with no bullpen behind him, you ain't getting swept
because the padres helped hershiser retain his scoreless innings record, as a show of respect, I will refrain from all prrrrt posting, daisy posting, el nino caca posting, etc., until sunday at midnight pst. have a good day.
gm
>>154999889iktfb
let's keep it mariners world series appearances related, people
>>155000533Gotcha. Remember that time the mariners won 116 games and made it to the world series. Good times
>>155000533Not this year, buddy. Cleveland beat both the Dodgers and the Yankees already.
The last time the Guardians won a series in NY, they were called the Indians. What a racist and sexist name!
I refuse to call them the ****dians
>>155000674I agree. Go 'dians
>>155000674I just realized two of those guys were in Platoon
YOU WILL WATCH WORLD CUP DIVEGRASS AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT!
>>155000751it's a disgrace some of the countries they're allowing in, this year. It's as if MLB expanded to include 10 AA teams.
>>155000762>AA teamsThey already have 3 AA teams in the Rockies, Marlins, and Padres.
go to work portuguard
>>155000674>When these three oddballs try to play hardball, the result is totally screwball.Why don't we get corny-kino taglines like that for movies anymore? Anyway Phils are gunna sweep the Poodres today kek
>>155000436How bout dem Knicks?
>>155000805because it's "cringe"
>>155000805Movies like this are not made anymore because the entire film industry has become “longhoused.” It’s literally all just women and their brown pets. Like ok before it was all Jews but at least the Jews were men who knew what men liked.
S..o....x......broke the Cubs S..o....x.....broke the Padres
>>155000803>work>portugal kek I see what you did there
>>155000852honestly the sox terrify me
>>155000860explain
>>155000805I just want more baseball kinoI also want a new mario baseball
>>155000436You have to feel good right now.
>>155000360Is that hand span?
>>155000895dont worry about it
You fuckers, listen up. Go vote.https://www.mlb.com/all-star/ballot?affiliateID=asballot_mlb_digital_2026
>>155000876As they should
>>154999889speak up, you lil faggot
>>155000819Omar Vizquel sexually assaulted a batboy
>>155000805I thought it was an image of a dildo on her tee from the thumbnail
>>154995852stop pushing false narratives gullible anons will believe you
I believe in a thing called love just listen to the rhythm of my heart
lmaoooo >red sux micks actually think they have a 5% chance to make the postseason https://x.com/KutterIsKing/status/2062534246309281894/video/1?s=46
>>155001016>When this shortstop meets a cute shorty>The shorts are coming off!
>5.2 WAR through 62 games>On pace for a historic 13.6 WAR seasonhow do you respond without sounding mad?
Skubal is coming to the Yanks, he’s a huge Cole fan.
>>155001146Another L for JUAN SOTO
>>155001155Yanks aren't desperate enough for starting pitchers for the next few years to give him 50-60 milly a year.Mets losing Holmes and Peralta next year makes them the richest and thirstiest team for him.
>>155001146give him another heckin mvp, we need to erase barry bondsand no, ohtani doesn't take steroids despite his swollen red head, he's just japanese
>>155001186hope the mets get him
oh…oh no 27bros
>>155000805*notices bulge*
>>155001224wow, surely they are out of the playoff picture and not 1 game back from the #1 seed in the AL
>>155001224Hey wait a minute why aren’t the Yankees in bold like those 6 teams up top?
Does anyone else ever think about what it would be like to stuff Sarah Langs full of cock? Like with the ALS does she just lie there, does she shake around? Do her arms and legs just flop about as you hammer her cervix? I wonder what her boyfriend thinks about the situation
I don't get it. I just don't get it, lads. Why in the shit, why in the absolute fuck is it>PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES>mascot is a green guybut not>MINNESOTA MINNIES>mascot is Minnie Mouse>TORONTO TORRIES>mascot is a British political party>HOUSTON HUEYS>mascot is an old helicopter>LOS ANGELES ANGIES>mascot is Angela White>OAKLAND OAKIES>mascot is a hobo from the depression>MILWAUKEE MILLIES>mascot is Millie Bobbi Brown>ST. LOUIS LOUIES>mascot is Louis Armstrong>ARIZONA ARIES>mascot is Aries Spears>COLORADO COLLIES>mascot is a Border Collie>SAN DIEGO SANDIES>mascot is Sandy KoufaxJust doesn't make sense
>Look mom I posted it again
Cole is dealing
>>155001253>houston texans
>>155001253if I was a doyer player I'd be trying to bone as many clout chasing porn starlets as I could get away with
>>155001283True! How did you know?
>>155001224brewers are cheating
Let's share our favorite memories of the mariners in the world series
>rays
>>155001224surely the brewers aren’t getting swept in 4! surely this is a meaningful stat!
>update is that there is no update. Judgesy needs more imaging, but we should know better in the next few hours - per Aaron BooneNot looking good!
>>155001381mine is picrel
lol, what if the rays/mariners/cardinals/insert low market value team just kept all their talent?
>>155001381
>>155001397judge? he sucks anyway and he’s not going to be facing red sox and blue jays again this time in the postseason so he can’t statpad against inferior pitching.
>>155001402In another universe Sanchez is a 5 inning merchant for the Rays
>>155001422>playing while injured puts you in to a slump whoa
>>155001342pocket pancake?
>>155001430he gets injured every year now he’s too old, dont waste your time watching this team, it looks like the red sox are going all the way.
My favorite memory is a certain 5th inning and a webgem out in right field
>>155001489>errorin' fudge
>>155001402>mariners >cardinals>low market value kek
>>155001497he sucks, roman anthony would’ve made that play
gayriners are pretty low value yeah. could change if they ever make it to their first world series in 48 years of existence but I wouldn't hold my breath
>>155001322Zion Williamson made that mistake Might be hard to believe, but sex workers have major mental health issues
yankeesfags are SEETHING
>>155001322>broke 3 years removed from playing because of child support
>>155001531I could fix them
>>155001524um, sweaty, the mariners have made it to the world series
>>154999889>sell all the young talents to get short contracts for strong players>we still lose the 'offs>now we're looking at 3ish years of playing like complete dogshitthe pads experience
>>155001531>sex workers are crazy i learned this the hard way. at my old favorite dive bar there was a hot redhead who dressed slutty as fuck and had a reputation. i got hammered one night and took her home. turns out she’s an only fans girl, showed me her page. she only did solo stuff but it was all butt stuff. anyway that girl was absolutely fuckin insane…i had to stop going to that bar after we hooked up
>>155000374kino
>>155001570mustve been in 2001 when they won 125 games kek
>>155001541is this about 2001? probably would’ve won if they had randy johnson, griffey, and a-rod tbqh
>>155001570Sorry sis. Go ahead and try to debunk it.
>>154999904Fernando Tatis Jr.
/we/ will support the Mariners no matter what! T-shirt fans like (You) will seethe over it!
>mariners not even playing today >still dominating discourse on mleb you love to see it
>>155001664small market team has no expectations
>>155001642fuck
>>155001688>dominating discourse and nothing else
ooooo I should make a m'seethe t-shirt to seethe in
The 33-29 Chicago White Sox upcoming schedule:@ PHIvs ATLvs LAD@ NYYWhat will their record be over that stretch?
I am seething about the mariners
>>155001721make sure to add arm zippers to hide your meth
>>155001731I'm a tweaker, only zipper I need is the ass poundin' zipper
i hope the blue jays got their discount codes ready because today they're walking right into a flash SALE
>>155001756the al champs dont need to have fire sales
BREAKING NEWS: Baseball in 30 minutes.
baystars won that game
>>155001146I don't think about the National League at all.
>>155001770There's a Savannah Banana on this list.
i’d rather be a rockies fan than a yankees fan
>>155001330his ERA was zero before he faced cleveland
>>155001402has sanchez found the strike zone yet?
>>1550017251-2, 1-2, 2-1, 2-1. same as cleveland.
>>155001146WAR isn’t real.
>>155001819yeah yankees blew his arm out in the first half, this means that cleveland is going to win the world series
>>155001812only if you want to watch stress free games without expectations
>>155001857Omar Vizquel sexually assaulted a batboy
Happy for that Mets win last night but I couldnt help but laugh at that so called "high and flying" Mariners performance. Very hilarious indeed
yo
>>155001945I agree
What's your cardio setup to burn calories during games? 3 hours 162 days a year, no excuse not to be lean and mean
>>155001992gurt
why do the yankee broadcasters call the guardians' medieval homerun helmet a "weird hat"?
>>155002119guardians suck, they’re an 80 win team
>>155002119Nobody respects the """Guardians""" everybody knows they should still be the Indians.
>>155002223do the yankees respect anyone?
>>155002223The most unhinged part is that there’s still a team in the minor league that’s called the Indians
>>155001980m's won that series btw
>>155001786boooooooo
>>155002237for me, it's the Space Cowboys
>>155002233The Dodgers, Mets, Red Sox, Braves, Padres, and Rays
>finally get to watch CLE live with /mlb/>it's Cecconi Day
Meet halfway and call them. Cleveland Native Americans :o
>>155002310Travis Kelce and his wife are going to name us the Chiefs. Won't even be mad.
>>155002301stay in portugal and keep your family there too
>>155002344what did he mean by this?
Who's ready for Carlos Rodon's perfect game?
>>155002378you're against Slade Cecconi. It would be criminal to make your starter pitch a complete game
It's O time
>>155002378shut the fuck up
>>155002237yeah but they found some random tribe that says it's cool and basically nobody watches milb
>>155002444I bet the indian casinos that literally advertise on guardian games would also say we're cool
>>155002389>>155002442Why you mad?
>No Fudge againFUCK
>Realputo
>>155001725if they catch the back end of philly's rotation, they can win that series. philly's offense is literally just 3 players at this point.
>>155002310Indianapolis Native Guardians
Padres need to go "win now" mode and sell the farm
Further analysis on the Rice meta.advanced analytics prove that his xSLG is directly correlated to grain densityapproved high-performance fueling stations include:- rice krispies treats- chicken over rice (halal cart style)- rice pudding- gumbo- stuffed bell peppers
Rodon on a no hit watch
the Mets are 8 under and have to go through the Padres, Phillies and Braves nextit's a tough stretch, bros
>>155002301Cec
24 more perfect outs
>>155001980>”high and flying”Who are you quoting
>Gayllo
Great job Chad Tracy you fucking retard. Start Bello in the 1st instead of 2nd
O's might start facing fielders pitching by the 7th inning kek
Who's ready for Rodon's no hitter?
The one time Doyerpacos and Poodrepacos are on the same team, they still fighting each other.https://youtube.com/shorts/iISrAvM4PXw?si=RRwLz5JEmnDoJQgC
I can't believe the Yankees namefag is a real person typing 24/7. imagine what he looks and smells like. this is the worst kind of autism next to the mental retardation type
>>155002718lmaoooo suxiedoks really gave up chris sale because he was too old and got injured once meanwhile he’s on his way to 2 cy youngs and 2 rings
>>155002797would be great if he beats out Ohtani for it
>>155002718Bello should be starting in the 9th, of a 20-1 blowout kek
Poodles lol
Are you ready for Bryan Bello’s 3 innings pitched 20 earned runs start?
>POODRESPRRRTTTTTTT
I shan't be prrrrt posting
Bello is dealing
portugalpacos thought that was gone kek
O's put six on the Sox in the first and nobody said anything?
22 more perfect outs
>>155002912It's the red suxBoth they and cleveland get no hit kek
>>155002857>>155002912You wont be laughing in 2029
>>155002958bawstunfags are this retarded
so new york gets like 5 seconds as a challenge window? did the same shit yesterday
>>155002970kek they really are
very disrespectful to our umpies
>>155002609>Padres
genuinely what is happening at these free agent meetings?
>uh yeah bo come in we want to talk about signing you>sure!>best we can offer is 3 years 40 million>*leaves*
Why is the A's @ Cubs finale on a Thursday night? Seems rare, and at Wrigley no less.
18 more outs until a complete game shut out
>>155003138how many pitches?
>>155003138uh oh stinky
skubal to the doyers
I want to fuck a phillies ballgirl
>>155003188shut up, rodon no hit he indians when he was a white sock
fraudulent poodres have fallen back to reality. their WS this season was leading the division for 1 day.
>>155003012baseball shouldn't have any technology involved. no ABS, no challenges, no clock, no pitchcom
>>155003198many are saying this
kek, indians think they have the depth for another 5 game series https://youtu.be/toUiH1qXOZ0?si=rWyJZbnoQ1q_VV2q
>>155000808>>155000917Don't get me wrong, shit is great. I just want it all. I've seen plenty of Yankees rangs, but never a Knicks one. I could forget about the Summer Swoon for now. Also, I'm still calling them the Indians.
>getting perfect gamed by the Orioles
>>155002237My Spokane Indians :^)
>>155003198Skubal to the Cubs for Kek Scuba
dem dick suckin' lipsmmm mmm mmm
>getting no hit by the orioles
>>155003318they can't hold all this jazz swag
>tampom gays off daykek imagine losing 8 of your last 10, getting swept twice at home due to a starter and bullpen implosion then losing the division to the june boone swoon yankees. the rays are not a serious team
Phillies bros 3-0 most dangerous lead :/
>>155003321yankees will get him for a bag of chips btw
>>155002912it's bello daythis happens every time
>>155003474just GOAT things
>just GOAT th-AAACCCKKK
Pads getting squeezed by the umps rn
>>155003492lmao womanly tranny is mad over success again
>Dodgers announce new Rams edge Myles Garrett will be throwing out the honorary first pitch for this Saturday's game against the Angels
>>155003520WHO
>>155003520Another win for my Ramdgers
>>155003530the reigning dpoy of the nfl who just got traded to the rams from the brownsanyways BAYBALL
Tough break for the Padres on that Fielders choice
>>155003520N
I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore, they gotta be fucking trolling at this point.
I dunno. I'd like to believe that a winning record is finally possible this year. But I just don't see it happening.
No M's today >idk what this webm is so could get banned
>>155003729>idk what this webm isai
>>155003729That's gotta be AI, asian women are too pure to dress like that
>>155003803>>155003819I probably saved it when I was hammered.
>>155003729it's real, I'm the guy wearing the Biants jersey in the background
Fernando Tatis is not a baseball player.
Machado is getting paid 30 million/year to bat .171
>>155003844true. he played his last game in 2010
>>155003858his intangibles are off the charts though and he brings that veteran presence to the clubhouse
how do we get rid of Souza?
How many days until Soto asks to be traded?
>>155003953*BARF*
Why is Morejon shit now?
>>155003953#7
It’s that time of the day again where I check the padres subreddit and laugh at their pain. LOl why are they so mad all the time? Even when they are winning they are mad. It’s just a game.
>>155003858he'll still somehow hit 30 home runs this year
>>155003979>why are they so mad all the time?lgbt folx are literally dying in the streets
>>155003953@10 sec #9 Sneedbased
Jazz swagCan't wait to take 1st place by sweeping the red sux and the knicks sweep
off day for my berds
Manny Machimpo
>>155004005lolmaokekaroodoo ‘em!/mlb/ really fell for the ole’ betting against a team whi has somethin to prove schtick.yankee haters quiet
>>155004034and there it is
>>155004034post it with your trip coward
>>155003953no... it can't be
Not a great day for the Crew.
merrill keeping us alive....
>>155003474he's so dreamy
I needa apoundin'
>>155004213go braves!
What's up you MotherFucking Cocksuckers Brewers!? Yesterday and today you are getting handled! You thought you could just roll down here and pick up some easy Ws didn't you? Came to the wrong Fucking neighborhood MotherFuckers!
PRRRRRRT
>>155003890(you) deserve this (you)
poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres
>>155003953I would lovingly eat all their booty holes
lady vols bootymog those skanks
>2 runs against Cecconi, Festa, and AAA guyI'd be concerned
>>155004308gross, poop comes from there
>>155004139imagine to seed n feed her
>>155004379saars...
>>155004392*stabs you with ceremonial sword*
arraez chicken
>>155004424-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
Getting that LDL cholesterol down
LIMU EMUUUUUUU
LOLMESTOLMEST
Congrats to the Oreos for getting to 30
The Red Sox took 2 out of 3 from Cleveland.The Red Sox are going all the way this year.
>>155004371>still can’t figure out carlost rodentenjoy getting no hit in game 1 of the alcs then choking to 49 year old october gerrit cole and 19 year old october schlittler
>>155004371>0 runs against a struggling bullpen>barely eeked out a win by 1 run on a rehabbing AARSON COLEkek, INDIANS.
brewers fucking suck. they will not make it past the dodgers or braves.
>>155004705this but the rays
GRAND SALAMI
SAN FRANCISCO SALAMI
smartbros..they're making fun of us again
imagine getting gaped by the 2026 jints
>>155004743yjk
Watching cute Asian girls play golf while I wait for the doyers to play.
>>155004784
>>155004601and doug
why did the brewers give up
If the Yankees are the dumbest team then what is the smartest team?
>AL Central bullpen game in Minneapolis lateroh yeah, real baseball hours...
>>155004834Rays
>>155004817Gaysconsin!
>>155004834Mariners
TONIGHT
I gawtta have it...
>>155004834if the yankees are dumb, the mets are drooling at the mouth and licking windows
>>155004834>what is the smartest team?cardinals
>>155004917unironically with that payroll, dustin may is elite too
>>155004917I look like this and spell like this
brewers have activated cheat mode
*enters thread**realizes it’s a Mariners travel day*
So are the Cleveland Dians for real?
troondians are mid
My Os have been looking good recently
>>155000830Nicole Doshi, the idol of /mlb/
lol stankeks
>>155005144they dont have the depth for winning anything outside of two meaningless june games kek
no you can't...NO YOU CAN'T!!!
Giants on choke watch
What are the giants doing.
choke on deez nuts
>>155004797now watch this drive
drive that shaft into this bussy
Who is the most midwit team?
even when the Gints are blowing a team out they still try and fuck it up
>>155005489That's an iron you stupid bitch
>sewers
>>155005557poop crap ass kek
>>155004834The Marlins. They dont spend money while sucking up all the revenue sharing but have more titles in the last 25 years then half the league if not more.
I needa 'it
>>155005557it’s insane how mickey moniak is the best out fielder in the nl
>>155005557can't tell if your a Stankees or a Cusbs fag but either way your list is trash
kek the giants are talented but it’s not clicking, time to send luis arraez to the yankees to bat 9th
>>155005554First base
The New York Knicks are going to win a NBA championship before the Poodres appear in a World Series
>>155005663you mean the mariners
>>155005663Yeah but at least the Padres have a loyal fanbase and history that dates back to at least before the 2020s. Your team does have that, right?
>>155005685yeah
>>155005554Got to be xheattle or blow gays
>make playoffs 29 out of last 30 years>not smart lol, lmao even!
lou gehrig was an indian
/mlb/ you said mean things about my team yesterday and I was upset about it. You need to apologize to me
>>155005791Sorry Cubs sister.
>>155005791I am so sorry
>>155005791i didn't mean it
>>155005791I meant it, die
>>155005685>Padres have a loyal fanbase and history that dates back to at least before the 2020s>Bottom 5 in attendance during the 2010sWhatever you say Paco
>>155005791BAU BAU!
>>155005791So sorry
>>155005791not sorry, gayriners fanatic
>>155005791I said that I'm still calling them the Indians.
>Judge possibly out 6 to 9 monthsAnd just like that I feel good about baseball again.
>>155005867>2010 doyers yes paco, bring me roided up manny ramirez and yaisel pug dog to enrich our forced history
>trade two starters for a catcher that's literally hitting 127, with overbloated contracts lineup hitting 30th>https://youtu.be/2J1XCUxGZVs?si=dBGGjV4_LGe88BY3My damn reaction. Purge everything.
woke up with an erection today
>>155005935Judge is one of a few players that I love to watch regardless of who he plays for. I think it’s probably true for many baseball fans.This would be a huge loss for the sport if this derails the rest of his fantastic career. I really hope it’s just them being extra cautious/pre-cautionary
>>155005935>Judge out for the season>Yankees win the WSit's happening
>>155006006It would have been fun to in the wbc but his only good moment was throwing out some foreigner at 3rd.
>>155005996I woke up sweating from a nightmare :(
>>155006006>I really hope it’s just them being extra cautious/pre-cautionaryToday's post game he seemed like it's gonna be bad with how he was answering questions.
>>155006051he being Boone
>>155006051me in 10 years when they ask what it was like watching prime 3x mvp judge before the injury ended it all
>>155006051It's over.
>>155006083OUCH
Is he ok?
>>155006130Don't worry, Ben Rice will carry and Schlitler is dealing.
>>155006130Might need his top rib removed. Wonder if the doctors let you take it home? Can probably make a cool knife handle or something with it.
>>155006177Judge's autofellatio habit is hurting the team.
>>155005975Kolek was slumping during his Chadres time after starting strong and now is good and Bergert immediately needed TJ after joining the Royals. I still would rather have them than Fermin once Campy is back
Judgetani is dead.
>>155005935eat a dick bitch, i’ll personally clobber your skull until you can only mumble words you freak
is judge really kill? honestly that would suck balls
never hear of her
>The Phillies are 23-7 against the San Diego Padres since “That’s What’s In” came out!That dumb song actually cursed us
>>155006248he’s fucked, i already know because i can feel it in the air. they always act like they don’t know anything before a big injury announcement drops. this might be the first time i never cared though, it feels weird, half the team wasn't here a couple hears ago. not sure i can hold my feeling back either though. i first watched judge when i was 18. ive seen all the dirt people put on his career and ive seen him rise above it all. im not scared if that makes sense. i think other fans can feel it in the air too but you heard it here first.
stankees KEK
>>155006251petty ass bitch always trying to go tit for tat
They were hyping a Judge Murakami HR race kek. At least they still have their golden boy on another record breaking MVP season.
who is they
>>155006304even on bad terms i wouldnt post this, im too nonchalant to respond to haters, you’re just embarrassing yourself in public
>>155006333i need answers, lock in with a pastor senpai
stankees K E K
I already sent a prayer for protection. We need this to be cleared up like we need Judge as a backbone.
>>155006362shit up loser
markelle judge lmao
>Judge out for the remainder of the season
>stankeesKEK
>>155006382its a long ride and we haven't heard any updates in a long time but just know even if the yankees lose a lot the blue jays are still not winning the division:)
Would be the funniest outcome if the Yanks somehow win #28 without Judge tho
>>155006382>>155006389>>155006393>breaking protocolwe dont root for injuries here
>>155006238Relax you're trading for Trout.
>>155006403i wonder how it feels for the braves to win without acuna, god knows the yankees have played a lot of cold october nights with little to show for it, they’ll have to prove they can handle it.
>>155006333>>155006352Baseball writers.
STANKES KEKTANKEESKEK
>>155006402>>155006389*Fuwawa
>>155006333A certain tribe from the Levant
>>155006416i appreciate you showing your ass, i was only 18 when judge hit his first home run, we’re all just preparing for what we heard. how does it feel to have no heart? you wont get away with this
>>155006389kwab
>Aaron Judge ded28 eventually.
>>155005791I apologize.
yanks are hungry and thirsty for a ring, there will be hell to pay.
stankees? kek!
>>155006277checked and deserved
>>155006429What do the Canaanites have to do with 2 nips and an octaroon ?
>>155006429Those Edomites will pay
SALE!
>>155006429I've had it with the Phoenicians!!!!
What’s Fourth Wing? Mets just announced a Fourth Wing Night.
>>155006440this is ugly, cash is about to push a button and send a lot of clubs packing over this.
they say judge is the leader cause he’s the one who’s famous but there’s a lot of veterans in the clubhouse. im tired
Blow gays kek
this thing that happened to judge feels like voodoo
>>155006494fantasy book series (female author, so romance book with fantasy backdrop)
blow gays kek
this is what happens when you show hate on your face
mcadoodoo
>cutternot real
>bullpen game in minnesota
>>155006547watch the barves
>>155006497>>155006505Mattingly was our captain and we were even worse off back then. I wonder if it would be any different if Cole or Stanton were our captains. I'll always love Judge, but he doesn't seem to have that killer instinct Jeter or Posada had. Cashman will do nothing but get more shitter RPs. I do like Schuemann and Doval when he's not shitting his pants though.
>>155006552nah, the under .500 flyover bowl is a more marquee matchup
>>155006565unironically this, even matchups between two shit teams will always mogg the league leader beating down on a shit team
>>155006553its my fault for shitposting so much. i dont think cash is letting go of the gas if judge is really down. now this team has their back against a wall. cash should’ve listened when people told him to get soto now he’s in a grave. im a yanksfan4L so im not turning my back on this team but cash really only listens to the numbers and it’s hurting the team. it is what it is, nobody cares, nobody wants to hear this shit. but at some point we know the way cashman lives as a gm and we knew it could cost this team bigly, they always seemed 1 major injury away from collapse.
what does one see with "Braves Vision(tm)"?
>>155006553Exactly, if I said I think he should go. BUT HE'S OUR CAPTION. Only reason people like him is because he is our Caption. I respect him but he's not a David Wright
Judge's filthy fucking cheating is finally coming to light.
>>155006553we lost so many games in october it feels like a test
>>155006553they’re being smart by hiding their hand
Ass cubs will be a good game. Both damn near .500
>>155006612stop being miserable and typical
>>155006587For how ridiculous Juan HOMO's demands were, we probably weren't ever going to get him again. Now, it's really the true test. 28 will always be soon, but I'll only begin to worry if we're something like 10 games back in September. Fire Boone and Cashman as always.
>>155006634I don't know what this means, but Judge's freakish proportions are an affront to nature.
>laughing at Judges injuryRinglet behavior
>>155006648nothing you’re saying is genuine, remember that
Which players’ freakish proportions are an affront to nature?
When it turns out he’s medically cleared im throwing a party in the genny and the namefag is invited.
>>155006653That shit basically ended Zunino's career.
>>155006668Max Muncy.
>>155006653judge is a ringlet
>>155006668Ryback
>>155006680mike zunino was a catcher though, you know if you’re a catcher the first thing to go is your body, we tried to protect judge’s body by putting him in RF, it wouldn’t be fair for that to be the case here…
It makes no sense why a bat as valuable as Judge’s isn’t in the DH spot. He’s not even a good defender.
cute
>>155006693so are david wright and mike piazza, it doesnt matter when you have 3 mvp awards, 7 all star selections, al roty, 5 silver slugger awards, 3 home run records, and the current al home run record holder. his plaque in cooperstown is cast
>>155006721nonce
>>155006693>>155006727Judge in the hall? Just doesn't add up!
>>155006735over half of those had to come from when the playoffs was only the world series.
ITFCB
>>155006735you’re fake, why dont you tell us what cooperstown thinks instead of ai? you look stupid
Wesite
>>155006721she needs to iron her pants
>>155006735he belongs in the hall [spoiler]of faggots[/spoiler]
gayves kek
>>155006765AI doesn't think anything, I manipulated the question to engineer the response desired which, incidentally, is how baseball writers determine Cooperstown eligibility.
jays with risp? impossible
I thought Sale was supposed to be good?
DFA Sale
>>155006804it's weird how my jaysies suck against 6 era pitchers but smack around sale and skenes
>atlanta in charge of completing a sweep
Sale Sold. Big Time.
>>155006721she owes me sex
>jays baserunning
it will never be time for cubs baseball
holy fuck that was the worst play I've ever seen
What the actual FUCK was Lukes thinking?
>>155006795im not part of the conversation but i could never ignore you, im not putting this one in the past. i don't even want to being up stories about the 90’s yankees, but im not even going to apologize to your kind when we win our next world series. it know it hurts you so bad that we’re above you. manfred never solved the sign stealing your team was up to last season but he did something good to stop you from ever making the playoffs again. i love judge to death and you are faggot.
cubgers at bat
>>155006873Sigh...
Peach Row Coleslaw
We need P. Ness
>>155006984We need Tess Tickle
>Grandslam leader>longest hitting streak by a player in team since 1932how the fuck are we still so ass? and dont say Tony when we have 0 bullpen
>>155007004talent =/= winning
Show us Tess Tickle
My pirates :)
>>155006903And there it is.
do i got a hugh jass?
Why don't you guys come join us in /hoc/ and watch the game with us?
>>155006903>>155007051I don’t get it
>>155007073shit teams
>>155007073it's obviously rigged for vgk to win
I need nu>>155007073no
>>155007073well when you ask so nicely, sure I got time before the Dodgers game
>>155007073I have plans but thank u 4 the invite.
>>155007073Guys, is hockey finally coming home this year? (and by home, I mean the scorching desert of Las Vegas)
>>155007073I already know who wins.
I wasn't really gonna kill ya, I was just gonna cut ya
>>155006721She liked that behind the back catch.
>>155007073my cocks too big sorry
what are the scores my internets out
>>1550071866-7
Putrid baseball in chicago rn
Nu…Tho>>155007035>>155007035>>155007035>>155007035
>>155007186I just sent out a carrier pigeon. She should be at your doorstep shortly
Real nu>>155007152
>>155007201I mean this with the utmost sincerity: kill yourself.
>>155007073i'm not gay, try asking /nfl/
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>155005791