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They make me too depressed.

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Which players have a little something extra?
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gayriners lost badly to the mest kek
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/mlb/ owns ya stankin azz
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>>154999889
gm
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>>155000000
>>154999999
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Set sail for fail
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sorry padresisters, I made this a couple weeks ago after which we went on a humiliating spiral even though Fernando finally got his first homer and now Casty is DFA :(
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>>155000032
Theres two players in the England team called Gay and Root hehe
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>>155000053
as one turd is flushed, another is shat out the ass. its beautiful in a way
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>>155000001
off by one but nice try
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Ramirez might get his second K.O. if this retard keeps his faggotry up. Thanks for the final out, bitch.
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Cleveland starters continue to pitch 20 pitches per inning since their best reliever got injured.

Cade Smith is trying for the 50 50 season: 50 saves, 50 earned runs.
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DeLauter, the horny motherfucker, saw a girl behind him and gave her a ball the first chance he got.
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>>155000330
i wonder what his petite blonde gf thought about that
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>>155000330
On the other side of the outfield, a boy who wants to be a girl takes a ball from Angel Martinez.
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>>155000338
She only thinks about one thing
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>>155000330
I think he was trying to hit it three rows behind her
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>/npb/
down 7 in 8th, tied it, walk-off in the 9th
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>>155000308
Lars Nootbaar is making his season debut Friday
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>most career runs allowed in one game by whatshisname
>first run allowed this season by some other guy
yankee starters breaking a lot of records against Cleveland
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>>155000351
best one posted so far
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Don't worry though. It's Cecconi with no bullpen behind him, you ain't getting swept
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because the padres helped hershiser retain his scoreless innings record, as a show of respect, I will refrain from all prrrrt posting, daisy posting, el nino caca posting, etc., until sunday at midnight pst. have a good day.
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gm
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>>154999889
iktfb
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let's keep it mariners world series appearances related, people
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>>155000533
Gotcha. Remember that time the mariners won 116 games and made it to the world series. Good times
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>>155000533
Not this year, buddy. Cleveland beat both the Dodgers and the Yankees already.
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The last time the Guardians won a series in NY, they were called the Indians. What a racist and sexist name!
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I refuse to call them the ****dians
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>>155000674
I agree. Go 'dians
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>>155000674
I just realized two of those guys were in Platoon
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YOU WILL WATCH WORLD CUP DIVEGRASS AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT!
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>>155000751
it's a disgrace some of the countries they're allowing in, this year. It's as if MLB expanded to include 10 AA teams.
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>>155000762
>AA teams
They already have 3 AA teams in the Rockies, Marlins, and Padres.
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go to work portuguard
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>>155000674
>When these three oddballs try to play hardball, the result is totally screwball.
Why don't we get corny-kino taglines like that for movies anymore? Anyway Phils are gunna sweep the Poodres today kek
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>>155000436
How bout dem Knicks?
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>>155000805
because it's "cringe"
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>>155000805
Movies like this are not made anymore because the entire film industry has become “longhoused.” It’s literally all just women and their brown pets. Like ok before it was all Jews but at least the Jews were men who knew what men liked.
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S
..o
....x
......broke the Cubs

S
..o
....x
.....broke the Padres
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>>155000803
>work
>portugal
kek I see what you did there
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>>155000852
honestly the sox terrify me
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>>155000860
explain
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>>155000805
I just want more baseball kino
I also want a new mario baseball
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>>155000436
You have to feel good right now.
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>>155000360
Is that hand span?
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>>155000895
dont worry about it
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You fuckers, listen up. Go vote.

https://www.mlb.com/all-star/ballot?affiliateID=asballot_mlb_digital_2026
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>>155000876
As they should
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>>154999889
speak up, you lil faggot
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>>155000819
Omar Vizquel sexually assaulted a batboy
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>>155000805
I thought it was an image of a dildo on her tee from the thumbnail
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>>154995852
stop pushing false narratives
gullible anons will believe you
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I believe in a thing called love just listen to the rhythm of my heart
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lmaoooo

>red sux micks actually think they have a 5% chance to make the postseason

https://x.com/KutterIsKing/status/2062534246309281894/video/1?s=46
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>>155001016
>When this shortstop meets a cute shorty
>The shorts are coming off!
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>5.2 WAR through 62 games
>On pace for a historic 13.6 WAR season
how do you respond without sounding mad?
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Skubal is coming to the Yanks, he’s a huge Cole fan.
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>>155001146
Another L for JUAN SOTO
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>>155001155
Yanks aren't desperate enough for starting pitchers for the next few years to give him 50-60 milly a year.

Mets losing Holmes and Peralta next year makes them the richest and thirstiest team for him.
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>>155001146
give him another heckin mvp, we need to erase barry bonds
and no, ohtani doesn't take steroids despite his swollen red head, he's just japanese
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>>155001186
hope the mets get him
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oh…oh no 27bros
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>>155000805
*notices bulge*
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>>155001224
wow, surely they are out of the playoff picture and not 1 game back from the #1 seed in the AL
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>>155001224
Hey wait a minute why aren’t the Yankees in bold like those 6 teams up top?
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Does anyone else ever think about what it would be like to stuff Sarah Langs full of cock? Like with the ALS does she just lie there, does she shake around? Do her arms and legs just flop about as you hammer her cervix? I wonder what her boyfriend thinks about the situation
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I don't get it. I just don't get it, lads. Why in the shit, why in the absolute fuck is it
>PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES
>mascot is a green guy
but not
>MINNESOTA MINNIES
>mascot is Minnie Mouse
>TORONTO TORRIES
>mascot is a British political party
>HOUSTON HUEYS
>mascot is an old helicopter
>LOS ANGELES ANGIES
>mascot is Angela White
>OAKLAND OAKIES
>mascot is a hobo from the depression
>MILWAUKEE MILLIES
>mascot is Millie Bobbi Brown
>ST. LOUIS LOUIES
>mascot is Louis Armstrong
>ARIZONA ARIES
>mascot is Aries Spears
>COLORADO COLLIES
>mascot is a Border Collie
>SAN DIEGO SANDIES
>mascot is Sandy Koufax
Just doesn't make sense
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>Look mom I posted it again
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Cole is dealing
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>>155001253
>houston texans
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>>155001253
if I was a doyer player I'd be trying to bone as many clout chasing porn starlets as I could get away with
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>>155001283
True! How did you know?
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>>155001224
brewers are cheating
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Let's share our favorite memories of the mariners in the world series
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>rays
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>>155001224
surely the brewers aren’t getting swept in 4! surely this is a meaningful stat!
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>update is that there is no update. Judgesy needs more imaging, but we should know better in the next few hours - per Aaron Boone
Not looking good!
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>>155001381
mine is picrel
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lol, what if the rays/mariners/cardinals/insert low market value team just kept all their talent?
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>>155001381
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>>155001397
judge? he sucks anyway and he’s not going to be facing red sox and blue jays again this time in the postseason so he can’t statpad against inferior pitching.
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>>155001402
In another universe Sanchez is a 5 inning merchant for the Rays
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>>155001422
>playing while injured puts you in to a slump
whoa
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>>155001342
pocket pancake?
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>>155001430
he gets injured every year now he’s too old, dont waste your time watching this team, it looks like the red sox are going all the way.
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My favorite memory is a certain 5th inning and a webgem out in right field
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>>155001489
>errorin' fudge
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>>155001402
>mariners
>cardinals
>low market value
kek
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>>155001497
he sucks, roman anthony would’ve made that play
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gayriners are pretty low value yeah. could change if they ever make it to their first world series in 48 years of existence but I wouldn't hold my breath
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>>155001322
Zion Williamson made that mistake
Might be hard to believe, but sex workers have major mental health issues
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yankeesfags are SEETHING
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>>155001322
>broke 3 years removed from playing because of child support
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>>155001531
I could fix them
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>>155001524
um, sweaty, the mariners have made it to the world series
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>>154999889
>sell all the young talents to get short contracts for strong players
>we still lose the 'offs
>now we're looking at 3ish years of playing like complete dogshit
the pads experience
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>>155001531
>sex workers are crazy
i learned this the hard way. at my old favorite dive bar there was a hot redhead who dressed slutty as fuck and had a reputation. i got hammered one night and took her home. turns out she’s an only fans girl, showed me her page. she only did solo stuff but it was all butt stuff. anyway that girl was absolutely fuckin insane…i had to stop going to that bar after we hooked up
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>>155000374
kino
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>>155001570
mustve been in 2001 when they won 125 games kek
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>>155001541
is this about 2001? probably would’ve won if they had randy johnson, griffey, and a-rod tbqh
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>>155001570
Sorry sis. Go ahead and try to debunk it.
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>>154999904
Fernando Tatis Jr.
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/we/ will support the Mariners no matter what!

T-shirt fans like (You) will seethe over it!
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>mariners not even playing today
>still dominating discourse on mleb
you love to see it
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>>155001664
small market team has no expectations
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>>155001642
fuck
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>>155001688
>dominating discourse
and nothing else
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ooooo I should make a m'seethe t-shirt to seethe in
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The 33-29 Chicago White Sox upcoming schedule:
@ PHI
vs ATL
vs LAD
@ NYY
What will their record be over that stretch?
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I am seething about the mariners
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>>155001721
make sure to add arm zippers to hide your meth
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>>155001731
I'm a tweaker, only zipper I need is the ass poundin' zipper
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i hope the blue jays got their discount codes ready because today they're walking right into a flash SALE
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>>155001756
the al champs dont need to have fire sales
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BREAKING NEWS: Baseball in 30 minutes.
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baystars won that game
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>>155001146
I don't think about the National League at all.
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>>155001770
There's a Savannah Banana on this list.
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i’d rather be a rockies fan than a yankees fan
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>>155001330
his ERA was zero before he faced cleveland
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>>155001402
has sanchez found the strike zone yet?
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>>155001725
1-2, 1-2, 2-1, 2-1. same as cleveland.
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>>155001146
WAR isn’t real.
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>>155001819
yeah yankees blew his arm out in the first half, this means that cleveland is going to win the world series
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>>155001812
only if you want to watch stress free games without expectations
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>>155001857
Omar Vizquel sexually assaulted a batboy
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Happy for that Mets win last night but I couldnt help but laugh at that so called "high and flying" Mariners performance. Very hilarious indeed
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yo
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>>155001945
I agree
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What's your cardio setup to burn calories during games? 3 hours 162 days a year, no excuse not to be lean and mean
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>>155001992
gurt
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why do the yankee broadcasters call the guardians' medieval homerun helmet a "weird hat"?
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>>155002119
guardians suck, they’re an 80 win team
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>>155002119
Nobody respects the """Guardians""" everybody knows they should still be the Indians.
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>>155002223
do the yankees respect anyone?
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>>155002223
The most unhinged part is that there’s still a team in the minor league that’s called the Indians
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>>155001980
m's won that series btw
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>>155001786
boooooooo
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>>155002237
for me, it's the Space Cowboys
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>>155002233
The Dodgers, Mets, Red Sox, Braves, Padres, and Rays
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>finally get to watch CLE live with /mlb/
>it's Cecconi Day
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Meet halfway and call them. Cleveland Native Americans :o
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>>155002310
Travis Kelce and his wife are going to name us the Chiefs. Won't even be mad.
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>>155002301
stay in portugal and keep your family there too
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>>155002344
what did he mean by this?
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Who's ready for Carlos Rodon's perfect game?
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>>155002378
you're against Slade Cecconi. It would be criminal to make your starter pitch a complete game
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It's O time
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>>155002378
shut the fuck up
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>>155002237
yeah but they found some random tribe that says it's cool and basically nobody watches milb
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>>155002444
I bet the indian casinos that literally advertise on guardian games would also say we're cool
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>>155002389
>>155002442
Why you mad?
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>No Fudge again

FUCK
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>Realputo
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>>155001725
if they catch the back end of philly's rotation, they can win that series. philly's offense is literally just 3 players at this point.
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>>155002310
Indianapolis Native Guardians
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Padres need to go "win now" mode and sell the farm
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Further analysis on the Rice meta.

advanced analytics prove that his xSLG is directly correlated to grain density

approved high-performance fueling stations include:

- rice krispies treats

- chicken over rice (halal cart style)

- rice pudding

- gumbo

- stuffed bell peppers
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Rodon on a no hit watch
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the Mets are 8 under and have to go through the Padres, Phillies and Braves next
it's a tough stretch, bros
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>>155002301
Cec
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24 more perfect outs
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>>155001980
>”high and flying”
Who are you quoting
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>Gayllo
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Great job Chad Tracy you fucking retard. Start Bello in the 1st instead of 2nd
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O's might start facing fielders pitching by the 7th inning kek
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Who's ready for Rodon's no hitter?
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The one time Doyerpacos and Poodrepacos are on the same team, they still fighting each other.
https://youtube.com/shorts/iISrAvM4PXw?si=RRwLz5JEmnDoJQgC
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I can't believe the Yankees namefag is a real person typing 24/7. imagine what he looks and smells like. this is the worst kind of autism next to the mental retardation type
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>>155002718
lmaoooo suxiedoks really gave up chris sale because he was too old and got injured once

meanwhile he’s on his way to 2 cy youngs and 2 rings
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>>155002797
would be great if he beats out Ohtani for it
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>>155002718
Bello should be starting in the 9th, of a 20-1 blowout kek
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Poodles lol
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Are you ready for Bryan Bello’s 3 innings pitched 20 earned runs start?
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>POODRES
PRRRTTTTTTT
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I shan't be prrrrt posting
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Bello is dealing
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portugalpacos thought that was gone kek
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O's put six on the Sox in the first and nobody said anything?
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22 more perfect outs
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>>155002912
It's the red sux

Both they and cleveland get no hit kek
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>>155002857
>>155002912
You wont be laughing in 2029
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>>155002958
bawstunfags are this retarded
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so new york gets like 5 seconds as a challenge window? did the same shit yesterday
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>>155002970
kek they really are
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very disrespectful to our umpies
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>>155002609
>Padres
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genuinely what is happening at these free agent meetings?
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>uh yeah bo come in we want to talk about signing you
>sure!
>best we can offer is 3 years 40 million
>*leaves*
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Why is the A's @ Cubs finale on a Thursday night? Seems rare, and at Wrigley no less.
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18 more outs until a complete game shut out
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>>155003138
how many pitches?
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>>155003138
uh oh stinky
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skubal to the doyers
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I want to fuck a phillies ballgirl
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>>155003188
shut up, rodon no hit he indians when he was a white sock
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fraudulent poodres have fallen back to reality. their WS this season was leading the division for 1 day.
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>>155003012
baseball shouldn't have any technology involved. no ABS, no challenges, no clock, no pitchcom
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>>155003198
many are saying this
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kek, indians think they have the depth for another 5 game series

https://youtu.be/toUiH1qXOZ0?si=rWyJZbnoQ1q_VV2q
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>>155000808
>>155000917
Don't get me wrong, shit is great. I just want it all. I've seen plenty of Yankees rangs, but never a Knicks one. I could forget about the Summer Swoon for now. Also, I'm still calling them the Indians.
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>getting perfect gamed by the Orioles
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>>155002237
My Spokane Indians :^)
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>>155003198
Skubal to the Cubs for Kek Scuba
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dem dick suckin' lips

mmm mmm mmm
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>getting no hit by the orioles
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>>155003318
they can't hold all this jazz swag
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>tampom gays off day
kek imagine losing 8 of your last 10, getting swept twice at home due to a starter and bullpen implosion then losing the division to the june boone swoon yankees. the rays are not a serious team
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Phillies bros 3-0 most dangerous lead :/
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>>155003321
yankees will get him for a bag of chips btw
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>>155002912
it's bello day
this happens every time
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>>155003474
just GOAT things
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>just GOAT th-AAACCCKKK
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Pads getting squeezed by the umps rn
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>>155003492
lmao womanly tranny is mad over success again
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>Dodgers announce new Rams edge Myles Garrett will be throwing out the honorary first pitch for this Saturday's game against the Angels
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>>155003520
WHO
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>>155003520
Another win for my Ramdgers
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>>155003530
the reigning dpoy of the nfl who just got traded to the rams from the browns

anyways BAYBALL
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Tough break for the Padres on that Fielders choice
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>>155003520
N
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I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore, they gotta be fucking trolling at this point.
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I dunno. I'd like to believe that a winning record is finally possible this year. But I just don't see it happening.
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No M's today
>idk what this webm is so could get banned
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>>155003729
>idk what this webm is
ai
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>>155003729
That's gotta be AI, asian women are too pure to dress like that
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>>155003803
>>155003819
I probably saved it when I was hammered.
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>>155003729
it's real, I'm the guy wearing the Biants jersey in the background
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Fernando Tatis is not a baseball player.
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Machado is getting paid 30 million/year to bat .171
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>>155003844
true. he played his last game in 2010
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>>155003858
his intangibles are off the charts though and he brings that veteran presence to the clubhouse
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how do we get rid of Souza?
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How many days until Soto asks to be traded?
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>>155003953
*BARF*
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Why is Morejon shit now?
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>>155003953
#7
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It’s that time of the day again where I check the padres subreddit and laugh at their pain. LOl why are they so mad all the time? Even when they are winning they are mad. It’s just a game.
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>>155003858
he'll still somehow hit 30 home runs this year
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>>155003979
>why are they so mad all the time?
lgbt folx are literally dying in the streets
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>>155003953
@10 sec #9 Sneed
based
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Jazz swag

Can't wait to take 1st place by sweeping the red sux and the knicks sweep
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off day for my berds
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Manny Machimpo
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>>155004005
lolmaokekaroodoo ‘em!
/mlb/ really fell for the ole’ betting against a team whi has somethin to prove schtick.
yankee haters quiet
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>>155004034
and there it is
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>>155004034
post it with your trip coward
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>>155003953
no... it can't be
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Not a great day for the Crew.
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merrill keeping us alive....
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>>155003474
he's so dreamy
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I needa apoundin'
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>>155004213
go braves!
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What's up you MotherFucking Cocksuckers Brewers!? Yesterday and today you are getting handled! You thought you could just roll down here and pick up some easy Ws didn't you? Came to the wrong Fucking neighborhood MotherFuckers!
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PRRRRRRT
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>>155003890
(you) deserve this (you)
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poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres
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>>155003953
I would lovingly eat all their booty holes
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lady vols bootymog those skanks
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>2 runs against Cecconi, Festa, and AAA guy
I'd be concerned
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>>155004308
gross, poop comes from there
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>>155004139
imagine to seed n feed her
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>>155004379
saars...
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>>155004392
*stabs you with ceremonial sword*
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arraez chicken
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>>155004424
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
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Getting that LDL cholesterol down
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LIMU EMUUUUUUU
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LOLMEST
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S
T
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Congrats to the Oreos for getting to 30
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The Red Sox took 2 out of 3 from Cleveland.
The Red Sox are going all the way this year.
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>>155004371
>still can’t figure out carlost rodent
enjoy getting no hit in game 1 of the alcs then choking to 49 year old october gerrit cole and 19 year old october schlittler
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>>155004371
>0 runs against a struggling bullpen
>barely eeked out a win by 1 run on a rehabbing AARSON COLE
kek, INDIANS.
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brewers fucking suck. they will not make it past the dodgers or braves.
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>>155004705
this but the rays
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GRAND SALAMI
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SAN FRANCISCO SALAMI
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smartbros..they're making fun of us again
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imagine getting gaped by the 2026 jints
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>>155004743
yjk
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Watching cute Asian girls play golf while I wait for the doyers to play.
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>>155004784
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>>155004601
and doug
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why did the brewers give up
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If the Yankees are the dumbest team then what is the smartest team?
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>AL Central bullpen game in Minneapolis later
oh yeah, real baseball hours...
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>>155004834
Rays
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>>155004817
Gaysconsin!
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>>155004834
Mariners
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TONIGHT
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I gawtta have it...
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>>155004834
if the yankees are dumb, the mets are drooling at the mouth and licking windows
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>>155004834
>what is the smartest team?
cardinals
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>>155004917
unironically with that payroll, dustin may is elite too
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>>155004917
I look like this and spell like this
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brewers have activated cheat mode
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*enters thread*
*realizes it’s a Mariners travel day*
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So are the Cleveland Dians for real?
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troondians are mid
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My Os have been looking good recently
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>>155000830
Nicole Doshi, the idol of /mlb/
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lol stankeks
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>>155005144
they dont have the depth for winning anything outside of two meaningless june games kek
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no you can't...NO YOU CAN'T!!!
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Giants on choke watch
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What are the giants doing.
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choke on deez nuts
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>>155004797
now watch this drive
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drive that shaft into this bussy
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Who is the most midwit team?
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even when the Gints are blowing a team out they still try and fuck it up
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>>155005489
That's an iron you stupid bitch
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>sewers
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>>155005557
poop crap ass kek
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>>155004834
The Marlins. They dont spend money while sucking up all the revenue sharing but have more titles in the last 25 years then half the league if not more.
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I needa 'it
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>>155005557
it’s insane how mickey moniak is the best out fielder in the nl
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>>155005557
can't tell if your a Stankees or a Cusbs fag but either way your list is trash
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kek the giants are talented but it’s not clicking, time to send luis arraez to the yankees to bat 9th
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>>155005554
First base
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The New York Knicks are going to win a NBA championship before the Poodres appear in a World Series
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>>155005663
you mean the mariners
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>>155005663
Yeah but at least the Padres have a loyal fanbase and history that dates back to at least before the 2020s. Your team does have that, right?
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>>155005685
yeah
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>>155005554
Got to be xheattle or blow gays
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>make playoffs 29 out of last 30 years
>not smart

lol, lmao even!
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lou gehrig was an indian
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/mlb/ you said mean things about my team yesterday and I was upset about it. You need to apologize to me
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>>155005791
Sorry Cubs sister.
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>>155005791
I am so sorry
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>>155005791
i didn't mean it
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>>155005791
I meant it, die
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>>155005685
>Padres have a loyal fanbase and history that dates back to at least before the 2020s
>Bottom 5 in attendance during the 2010s
Whatever you say Paco
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>>155005791
BAU BAU!
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>>155005791
So sorry
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>>155005791
not sorry, gayriners fanatic
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>>155005791
I said that I'm still calling them the Indians.
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>Judge possibly out 6 to 9 months
And just like that I feel good about baseball again.
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>>155005867
>2010 doyers
yes paco, bring me roided up manny ramirez and yaisel pug dog to enrich our forced history
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>trade two starters for a catcher that's literally hitting 127, with overbloated contracts lineup hitting 30th

>https://youtu.be/2J1XCUxGZVs?si=dBGGjV4_LGe88BY3

My damn reaction. Purge everything.
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woke up with an erection today
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>>155005935
Judge is one of a few players that I love to watch regardless of who he plays for. I think it’s probably true for many baseball fans.

This would be a huge loss for the sport if this derails the rest of his fantastic career. I really hope it’s just them being extra cautious/pre-cautionary
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>>155005935
>Judge out for the season
>Yankees win the WS
it's happening
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>>155006006
It would have been fun to in the wbc but his only good moment was throwing out some foreigner at 3rd.
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>>155005996
I woke up sweating from a nightmare :(
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>>155006006
>I really hope it’s just them being extra cautious/pre-cautionary
Today's post game he seemed like it's gonna be bad with how he was answering questions.
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>>155006051
he being Boone
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>>155006051
me in 10 years when they ask what it was like watching prime 3x mvp judge before the injury ended it all
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>>155006051
It's over.
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>>155006083
OUCH
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Is he ok?
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>>155006130
Don't worry, Ben Rice will carry and Schlitler is dealing.
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>>155006130
Might need his top rib removed. Wonder if the doctors let you take it home? Can probably make a cool knife handle or something with it.
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>>155006177
Judge's autofellatio habit is hurting the team.
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>>155005975
Kolek was slumping during his Chadres time after starting strong and now is good and Bergert immediately needed TJ after joining the Royals. I still would rather have them than Fermin once Campy is back
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Judgetani is dead.
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>>155005935
eat a dick bitch, i’ll personally clobber your skull until you can only mumble words you freak
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is judge really kill? honestly that would suck balls
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never hear of her
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>The Phillies are 23-7 against the San Diego Padres since “That’s What’s In” came out!
That dumb song actually cursed us
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>>155006248
he’s fucked, i already know because i can feel it in the air. they always act like they don’t know anything before a big injury announcement drops. this might be the first time i never cared though, it feels weird, half the team wasn't here a couple hears ago. not sure i can hold my feeling back either though. i first watched judge when i was 18. ive seen all the dirt people put on his career and ive seen him rise above it all. im not scared if that makes sense. i think other fans can feel it in the air too but you heard it here first.
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stankees KEK
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>>155006251
petty ass bitch always trying to go tit for tat
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They were hyping a Judge Murakami HR race kek. At least they still have their golden boy on another record breaking MVP season.
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who is they
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>>155006304
even on bad terms i wouldnt post this, im too nonchalant to respond to haters, you’re just embarrassing yourself in public
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>>155006333
i need answers, lock in with a pastor senpai
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stankees K E K
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I already sent a prayer for protection. We need this to be cleared up like we need Judge as a backbone.
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>>155006362
shit up loser
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>Judge out for the remainder of the season
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>stankees
KEK
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>>155006382
its a long ride and we haven't heard any updates in a long time but just know even if the yankees lose a lot the blue jays are still not winning the division:)
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Would be the funniest outcome if the Yanks somehow win #28 without Judge tho
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>>155006382
>>155006389
>>155006393
>breaking protocol
we dont root for injuries here
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>>155006238
Relax you're trading for Trout.
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>>155006403
i wonder how it feels for the braves to win without acuna, god knows the yankees have played a lot of cold october nights with little to show for it, they’ll have to prove they can handle it.
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>>155006333
>>155006352
Baseball writers.
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STANKES KEK
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K
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>>155006402
>>155006389
*Fuwawa
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>>155006333
A certain tribe from the Levant
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>>155006416
i appreciate you showing your ass, i was only 18 when judge hit his first home run, we’re all just preparing for what we heard. how does it feel to have no heart? you wont get away with this
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>>155006389
kwab
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>Aaron Judge ded
28 eventually.
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>>155005791
I apologize.
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yanks are hungry and thirsty for a ring, there will be hell to pay.
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stankees? kek!
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>>155006277
checked and deserved
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>>155006429
What do the Canaanites have to do with 2 nips and an octaroon ?
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>>155006429
Those Edomites will pay
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SALE!
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>>155006429
I've had it with the Phoenicians!!!!
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What’s Fourth Wing? Mets just announced a Fourth Wing Night.
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>>155006440
this is ugly, cash is about to push a button and send a lot of clubs packing over this.
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they say judge is the leader cause he’s the one who’s famous but there’s a lot of veterans in the clubhouse. im tired
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Blow gays kek
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this thing that happened to judge feels like voodoo
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>>155006494
fantasy book series (female author, so romance book with fantasy backdrop)
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blow gays kek
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this is what happens when you show hate on your face
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mcadoodoo
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blow gays kek
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>cutter
not real
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>bullpen game in minnesota
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>>155006547
watch the barves
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>>155006497
>>155006505
Mattingly was our captain and we were even worse off back then. I wonder if it would be any different if Cole or Stanton were our captains. I'll always love Judge, but he doesn't seem to have that killer instinct Jeter or Posada had. Cashman will do nothing but get more shitter RPs. I do like Schuemann and Doval when he's not shitting his pants though.
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>>155006552
nah, the under .500 flyover bowl is a more marquee matchup
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>>155006565
unironically this, even matchups between two shit teams will always mogg the league leader beating down on a shit team
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>>155006553
its my fault for shitposting so much. i dont think cash is letting go of the gas if judge is really down. now this team has their back against a wall. cash should’ve listened when people told him to get soto now he’s in a grave. im a yanksfan4L so im not turning my back on this team but cash really only listens to the numbers and it’s hurting the team. it is what it is, nobody cares, nobody wants to hear this shit. but at some point we know the way cashman lives as a gm and we knew it could cost this team bigly, they always seemed 1 major injury away from collapse.
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what does one see with "Braves Vision(tm)"?
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>>155006553
Exactly, if I said I think he should go. BUT HE'S OUR CAPTION. Only reason people like him is because he is our Caption. I respect him but he's not a David Wright
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Judge's filthy fucking cheating is finally coming to light.
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>>155006553
we lost so many games in october it feels like a test
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>>155006553
they’re being smart by hiding their hand
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Ass cubs will be a good game. Both damn near .500
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>>155006612
stop being miserable and typical
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>>155006587
For how ridiculous Juan HOMO's demands were, we probably weren't ever going to get him again. Now, it's really the true test. 28 will always be soon, but I'll only begin to worry if we're something like 10 games back in September. Fire Boone and Cashman as always.
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>>155006634
I don't know what this means, but Judge's freakish proportions are an affront to nature.
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>laughing at Judges injury
Ringlet behavior
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>>155006648
nothing you’re saying is genuine, remember that
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Which players’ freakish proportions are an affront to nature?
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When it turns out he’s medically cleared im throwing a party in the genny and the namefag is invited.
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>>155006653
That shit basically ended Zunino's career.
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>>155006668
Max Muncy.
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>>155006653
judge is a ringlet
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>>155006668
Ryback
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>>155006680
mike zunino was a catcher though, you know if you’re a catcher the first thing to go is your body, we tried to protect judge’s body by putting him in RF, it wouldn’t be fair for that to be the case here…
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It makes no sense why a bat as valuable as Judge’s isn’t in the DH spot. He’s not even a good defender.
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cute
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>>155006693
so are david wright and mike piazza, it doesnt matter when you have 3 mvp awards, 7 all star selections, al roty, 5 silver slugger awards, 3 home run records, and the current al home run record holder. his plaque in cooperstown is cast
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>>155006721
nonce
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>>155006693
>>155006727
Judge in the hall? Just doesn't add up!
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>>155006735
over half of those had to come from when the playoffs was only the world series.
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ITFCB
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>>155006735
you’re fake, why dont you tell us what cooperstown thinks instead of ai? you look stupid
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Wesite
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>>155006721
she needs to iron her pants
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>>155006735
he belongs in the hall [spoiler]of faggots[/spoiler]
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gayves kek
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>>155006765
AI doesn't think anything, I manipulated the question to engineer the response desired which, incidentally, is how baseball writers determine Cooperstown eligibility.
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jays with risp? impossible
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I thought Sale was supposed to be good?
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DFA Sale
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>>155006804
it's weird how my jaysies suck against 6 era pitchers but smack around sale and skenes
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>atlanta in charge of completing a sweep
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Sale Sold. Big Time.
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>>155006721
she owes me sex
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>jays baserunning
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it will never be time for cubs baseball
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holy fuck that was the worst play I've ever seen
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What the actual FUCK was Lukes thinking?
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>>155006795
im not part of the conversation but i could never ignore you, im not putting this one in the past. i don't even want to being up stories about the 90’s yankees, but im not even going to apologize to your kind when we win our next world series. it know it hurts you so bad that we’re above you. manfred never solved the sign stealing your team was up to last season but he did something good to stop you from ever making the playoffs again. i love judge to death and you are faggot.
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>>155006873
Sigh...
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Peach Row Coleslaw
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We need P. Ness
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>>155006984
We need Tess Tickle
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>Grandslam leader
>longest hitting streak by a player in team since 1932

how the fuck are we still so ass? and dont say Tony when we have 0 bullpen
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>>155007004
talent =/= winning
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Show us Tess Tickle
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My pirates :)
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>>155006903
And there it is.
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do i got a hugh jass?
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Why don't you guys come join us in /hoc/ and watch the game with us?
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>>155006903
>>155007051
I don’t get it
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>>155007073
shit teams
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>>155007073
it's obviously rigged for vgk to win
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I need nu
>>155007073
no
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>>155007073
well when you ask so nicely, sure I got time before the Dodgers game
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>>155007073
I have plans but thank u 4 the invite.
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>>155007073
Guys, is hockey finally coming home this year? (and by home, I mean the scorching desert of Las Vegas)
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>>155007073
I already know who wins.
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I wasn't really gonna kill ya, I was just gonna cut ya
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>>155006721
She liked that behind the back catch.
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>>155007073
my cocks too big sorry
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what are the scores my internets out
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>>155007186
6-7
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Putrid baseball in chicago rn
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Nu…
Tho
>>155007035
>>155007035
>>155007035
>>155007035
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>>155007186
I just sent out a carrier pigeon. She should be at your doorstep shortly
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Real nu
>>155007152
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>>155007201
I mean this with the utmost sincerity: kill yourself.
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>>155007073
i'm not gay, try asking /nfl/
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sit the FUCK down!!!
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>>155005791



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