previous >>154991667
I hope Carter Hart raped that whore
>it took Larkin a decade to realize he'd never make the playoffs with the >wangsBetter late than never I guess
>>155003838yup and your team? lost and has no milly
Cope we LOVE the Canes hereFUCK Vegas!!!
>detoilet>holding onto talentpick one
>>155003848Round 2 tonight. Any predictions you wanna make, /hoc/?
Is the banner getting raised again?
>>155003868>your teami dont own an nhl, same as you :)
>Larkin>talentPick one
>>155003875Scheduled Vegas loss. Colofraudo was so shit they lost game 2 lmfao
>larkinHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155003893Cope he assisted on Jack off Hughes golden goal
the yzerplan cannot fail, it can only be failed
>>155003875Canes fans chant "no means no" after losing game 2 tonight.I'm not sure if they have a choice though.
Just give me a few more years bros I promise Ill make the plan finally work
>>155003893>detoilet made a talent-less player their captaincmtsu
>>155003886samir you are stinky and retarded :)
>Cope we LOVE the Canes here>[reddit space]>FUCK Vegas!!!
>larking leaving>kane stayinglol what
knights wikn toknight imo bro's.
This is the best fucking Red Wings news I've heard in many years. Now in honor of this, please shut the FUCK up.
>>155003937Fuck your Golden Rapists!Go Canes Go!
>>155004019KEK
>>155004019Why would someone set this all up and then film it? Some people are truly unhinged.
>>155003934uhhh, im white
EW do you guys smell that?!
>>155004054yeah ill ask your mom to close her legs
>>155004054Yeah, Samir stench is awful.
>>155004019This reminds me of the time I was 12 and I had a porno magazine that I hid in my room and the paranoia of my parents got to me so I tried to burn the magazine in the fireplace but the pages were too glossy to burn properly so I freaked out and put it in a bag and went down and threw it over the fence on to the railroads property
FUTURE BLUE JACKET DYLAN LARKIN
who asked
>>155004054>>155004068>>155004084I chanced a fart and it went wrong, sorry guys
>>155004123You dont need to raise your hand to speak here kiddo
hey samir how do you feel about the fact that Canada hasn't won the highest level men's hockey trophy in over 30 years?
thinking about going on a hike bros finally got over this cold + its a blue bird day out
>>155004019>Trying to work with demons to accomplish somethingThis always back fires.
So is he still in tonight?
>>155004176Why wouldn't he be
>>155003866If this is true, good for him. Both his GMs screwed him. No end in sight for the Yzerscam. He deserves to be part of a winner. Watch him get traded to a contender and score 45 goals that first year when there are other pieces around him. Can’t wait to see the Yzerbots spin this one lol.
>>155004219He'll go to the rags and miss the playoffs
>>155004019A Knights cup win means these people fuck off for a long time or even forever.
>>155004188There was news about how the Cane's Bussi is ready. If you know what I mean.
knights play toknight go knights go mitchie
>Darnell Nurse and the Edmonton Oilers are headed for a breakup. The only question seems to be when.
>>155003848Prepare your anus Randy.
Near the end of the season, Maclellan gave a Rick Bowness-lite statement about the Red Wings' leadership and compete levels. Not nasty, and I didn't get my hopes up, but it sounds like Larkin got a message. Probably stripping the C and etc. You can't keep going down 3-0 in the 1st, and giving up leads in the 3rd, and not address team leadership. The problem ain't McClellan.
>Hurricanes
>>155004290>making raymond the captain will solve the defence and goaltending issueslmao
god bless all the heated rivalry and reddit trannies. I hope the boys in gold use all that hater energy to dab on the redditcanes thus making them all fuck off
>>155004219Hey, I hope he fares well. I just want him gone, hopefully for a haul.
>>155004302thank you gay wizard. glad to see the original aesthetic is back too
>>155004302>One team is called the knights>Another team has fucking warlocks for fansWhat is this, dnd?
>>155004330trb lost his save against raped
>>155004330kek
>>155004318>defense>1993
>>155004322its a buyers market for overpaid retards who want out
jackie redmond seething about marner kwab what a dumb whore
>>155004354can we ship samir and trb to /cric/ for future considerations
Here i amRock you like a hurricane
>>155004375Wonder how many wrestlers shes fucked
>>155004322>hopefully for a haul>with the GM who paid a 2nd rounder to get nothing for Walman and traded the 15th pick+ for Faulkkek... KEK
>>155004383/cric/ wouldnt even take them as waiver wire pick ups
>>155004409DEAD WEIGHT
> Hearing that Larkin for Matthews is all but done.
>>155004427worse than dead weight desu
/hoc/ has officially placed The Raped Bitch on waivers and is now ineligible to report to /hoc/We DON'T wish him the best on his future endeavors
Dylan Larkin has played more games in the Winter Olympics (6) than he has in the Stanley Cup Playoffs (5) through 11 seasons in the NHL.
>>155004383I think we could get at least a 2027 3rd rounder for samir
>>155004487maximum OOF
Ive been here for 3 decades and I still dont know who these personalities are
>>155004488i dunno i bet /cric/ is already loaded with retarded pakis
>>155004487
>>155004330Quebec Palladins when Gary???
>>155004501lurk moar
>>155004501that means you're retarded buddy
> /hoc/ director of player personnel announces that Samir has been traded for 3 loads of pigshit from the Chicago stockyards. "We think the pigshit should improve our stmosphere here." The stockyard had no comment.
>>155004501Post your oldest meme
My Dead Wings :(I am not 100% mad. I wanted Mo as the Captain, and Larkin will be old by the time they make it to to the playoffs. A local lad and Captain wanting out of a original 6 team is a horrible look though.
>sad swedes ya love to see it
>>155004559gary made it too obvious this season that only sunbelt teams are allowed to win
>>155004595>Most astroturfed women in history
>>155004620we luv liv here ya stinky smelly smark
>>155004559Faulk is the likely captain. Ilitch always pushed for local players: Dekeyser, Abdelkader, and other shitters. Larkin was overpromoted. Not his fault, wish him well, but fuck off elsewhere.
I prefer tall girls
>>155004614>snownig/canajeet seethin' at sunbeltgods againLol. Pay your players + be in a better location
>>155004614Your team is shit and run by a retard.
dylan larkin, hope my team doesn't trade for that bust
Would the JT Miller trade be a decent comparable for Dylan Larkin? >2C (Chytil), low-tier prospect (Mancini), mid 1st round pick
>>155004647>>155004650those are my dead wongs
>>1550046541967
>>155004685>laffs
i'm getting pretty sleepy I hope Gary drops the puck soon...
>>155004695woah pekka be careful with your butt cheeks out! last time I slept naked, I was visited by the Sauna Golum of Night
>make a terrible post>finn
Chasing your hometown boy captain from the organization is a critical step of the Yzerplan.
a lot of players without cups from this era and the cap is going up big time, the super teams are about to start assembling
>>155004742our vegas golden knights
>>155004742That’s what you get with a 32 team league
>>155004632No shot Faulk gets Captaincy over Mo who has experience, is younger, and is by far their besr player on a long term contract. Faulk contract ends 26-27. Mo is already Germany's captain too.
>>155004720>chase your hometown boysounds like Samirs >laffs
>>155004750>32 team leagueNot for long...
Yzerman has spent years trying to rehabilitate Holland's shitters. Dumb. Ilitch is responsible, too.
>>155004763Gary please... The talent is cannot be stretched any thinner than it already is...
>>155004750I agree, remove:-Senaturds-Cancucks/Cantpucks-Jeets-Lames-Predaturds-Analheem-Kraken-Tampa Gay
>>155004753>zoomer retard in chargeno wonder this shit team run by retards cant make the playoffs even after a 92 point season
>>155004786You WILL accept more SHL, Liiga and AHL players in the NHL. Gary WILL have his expansion.
>>155004800The league would be unable to financially support itself without the unconditional support of passionate Flames and Canucks fans.
>>155004763Oy vey Gary
>>155004753Seider is good, but hasn't shown leadership qualities, and the kraut thing means little. Faulk is the obvious choice. They need a break from the past.
>>155004800based got to keep the teds alive to keep the dick pics in /hoc/ for the heated rivalry posters
>>155004800>already asking to yeet the krakheadslmfao
>>155004802I am sorry I don't want a 40 year old who got America placed #8 when he actually Captained them just a week ago.
bud1mitch1'rito1
>>155004800We need more teams in the sunbelt.That is the heart and soul of hockey.
>>155004858how can it be when dilly has no milly?
>>155004800You wanna keep the kitties but not the bolts?
>>155004824What leadership qualities does Faulk have? He might not even be here next year he was a last minute push for the playoffs and failed.
>>155004875>and failedmuch like trb @ life
>>155004858Agreed. Kansas City LaffsMemphis SoilersSan Antonio Flames
>>155004831we like dick pics hereheated rivalry trannies were never welcome
Just one more year bro, just give me one more year one more year is all I need, who cares about our captain bro, just another year, only another years, maybe two, but probably just one more year, we don't need Larkin bro, just give me a year.
>>155004894you should become the new sam
>>155004875He was a team leader in st Louis, and jumped in and helped lead here. Seider is a blank slate, and actually had a few bonehead excuses and statements this year. I'd lower the boom Bowness style here. Win or you're out.
heated rivalry is old news this is an off campus general now
>>155004868Asterisk cups winners
>>155004905>maybe twotrb doesn't have that long
gotta go get some food but im not particularly hungry
>>155004934COPE
Just learned about Larkin. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA K W A BWAB
>>155004933Wtf is off campus
>>155004972but anon is right? seethe
>>155004933apparently it's vastly more triggering to people who know anything about hockey as it really is just romance with a greenscreen of an ice rink.
>you now remember pooper got a consolation prize for the olysurprised they didnt give it to bitchnar tbqh
>>155004934>>155004992Bad point. You could argue any team would have had an asterisk if they won the 2020 to 2021 seasons
>>155005030But tampa gay got it so asterisk cups thoeverbeit. Go kitties
>>155005008you watched and liked it didnt you
Carter the Chaste
>>155004980haha yeah they are fleeing the snowbelt teams now
>>155005059i don't even know who's airing it. it's just social media shit that gets mixed in with trade rumors and pictures of macklin celebrini's ass (like this one). there's been a lot less than there was for HR though.
>Yzerplan failed>no cups in 18 years>Larkin ragequitsHockeyTownBros...........Its Over....no more Crazy Bread or Crazy Wings for me anymore..
going through those old trb comments from 6 months ago when detroit was on top... KWAB
>>155005116uh huh yeah sure homo
shannon getting a little miffed that his viewers leaving comments on the Larkin situation when he was already concocting a vid.
i cant watch this game either so hopefully this game is also full of memes and fun for the frens watching :)
>wangs center depth is already garbage>wangs fans coping and convincing themselves that Larkin wanting out is actually a good thingK E KEK
>>155005151that's not how homo works, anon
no cares about detoilet tho
>"i don't want to be a player on a team with a fan like that">"...he ruined hoc"-larkin, TSN interview
>>1550051971993
>D-BO$$ demanding a trade out of Detroitit's fucking joever
>stanley cup final game 2>everyone is talking about the yzerplanStevie won
Larkin is the piece that will finally put my canesies over the top in 2027, you just wait and see
>>155005285Nobody cares about Gary's nepobaby or the Randies
>>155005300lol
Torts has the team humming and they are crashing the canes with no survivors.
my canesies are gonna lose tonight :(
>sign a long term contract with a NTC>ask for a trade anywayThat's some evil shit.
>>155005300he is extremely hurricanes-coded desu
You now remember the Jan. 9th Devils game.
>>155005336Ew
Yzerman is chasing Larkin out to save face after Larkin called him out for sitting on his thumb every deadline last year only for Yzertard to spend at the deadline this year then miss the playoffs.
we need to come up with a package deal to secure Larkin. Give me your best ideas, boys.
>>155005379Happy Pride Month Pekka.
>"i'm looking at the islanders...">"they have a fan who knows how to win"-larkin, ESPN interview
>>155005302Based + true
samir wondominick lost
>>155005411Nothing wrong with tits or girls you silly goose but rest is not coded for me
Its game 2 retards vegas aint fuckibg winning
>>155005425both figments of xhe rb's imagination
>>155005426finnish women must have really small nipples
>>155005439well yea it would just be game 2 of the 4 game sweep
>>155005447I'm just not a fan of that canadian/vancouver phenotype, that's all
>>155005402can we still do ryder, halak and a 2nd round pick?
>>155005469we love girls from vancouver
>>155005453Cope randy wins toknight
>>155005481Too much makeup
>>155005480afraid we can only afford to send over copey and /trb/
>>155005481I prefer them natural
>>155005516Lmao, wtf are those eyebrows?
It’s uphttps://youtu.be/R6aM7V92GDI?si=QUR8Xs2WI25ThUhy
going to be watching the lincoln cup right /hoc/?
Where’s Larkin going
>>155005523Post yours Samir
>>155005539to a real hockey team
>>155005542Dude, I'm not Samir.
>>155005549Such as?
>>155005562literally anywhere but vancouver
Larkin played in the playoffs before, it was datsyuk last playoffs
>>155005551>shit samir says
>>155005585Samir hates the Knights, doe.
>>155005568the canucks are about to complete a third rebuild and make it back into the playoffs before the dead things even get there once.
Mah boy Samir did nothing wrong
>>155005600samir is going to hell for denying the Divine Nature or Jesus Christ
there were just such high expectations for ol stevie going into this season and when it turned out he was a fraud dominick turned on the captain instead and ran him out of town.
Detroit Red Wings ended up a shithole just like the city. Poetic I guess.
>>155005604>denying the Divine Nature or Jesus ChristSo most 4chan users.
>>155005616enjoy hell tranny kwab
>>155005623Oh no, I'm just saying it's most 4chan users. And most 4chan users are faggots, go look at the average user on /co/ and /v/.
Dear heavenly father please watch over my brothers in this thread and in their time of distress show your presence in the form of small miracles and deeds shiuld they stray away fron your grace and lend your strenght and oeace in their weakest moments amen
heading down to buy some booze
>yzerman traded the 15th overall this year>larkin was drafted 15th overall and is about to be traded toothere's pottery in there somewhere
I've got a really really bad feeling about tonight...
>>155005655What are you getting spasificlly?
>>155005614At least they finally got rid of that Berggren shitter.
I love the Golden Knights.Las Vegas is the home of championship hockey in the West.
>>155005658Yeah Knights are headed home with two wins, two more to go. Marner will score as well.
>>155005658flames mentioned
I remember how people here were just shitting on the knights all season, but now there's a lot of support for them.An obvious bandwagon team is obvious.
>>155005336I'd slam that little piggy
>>155005336>fat nonwhite>wrong predictionwhat a post
cfl on today
>>155005765stampies board
>>155005718Yeah they were 32-42 at one point
>>155005752>>wrong predictionEven money puck is saying knights are gonna win this game.
>>155005737gay forum, anon... OUT
>>155005718the opportunity of making most of the league implode from a combination of Marner, Hart, Torts winning the cup is hard to resist. The KWABkinnon sweep was a meme circus.
TOTAL COPEYDEATH
EATCOCKRANDY
>>155005847>>155005856you're both retards
>>155005830Yeah, the reactions from reddit and xitter hockey will be fucking hilarious if they lose, but I know everyone will go back to shitting on the knights after this season. The support is all a meme.
>>155005865its ok, the memes that flow from a VGK win will be worth it
>>155005864Um no
>>155005765NINE TEAMSTWENTY-ONE WEEKSEIGHT PLAYOFF SPOTSA WHITE KNUCKLE RACE TO THE POSTSEASON TO SEE WHO IS CROWNED THE CFL'S ULTIMATE KWABOTY
finally tried raising canes. wtf is the appeal? it's literally tendies with sauce for like $15. I feel like ive been tricked.
>>155005903only you are
>>155005907Everyone knows it overrated
>>155005907the sauce is the real gimmick, just get chicken finger sauce from walmart to get a reasonable dupe of the sauce
>>155005907Should've gone to Costco and bought the TysonTM or RealgoodTM strips with KIRKLANDTM brand fries and Chick-fil-aTM sauces dipshit
>>155005907Good chicken strips, expensive.
>>155005930gary hire this nigga
>players are finally figuring out you can only win cups on garys sunbelt teams >trade requests start flooding in en masséyou created this mess gary now deal with it you fucking retard lmao You have 2 leagues now. The ACTUAL NHL (the sunbelt teams) and the tier 2 teams (not the sunbelt) I could see this coming years ago and now the retard players are finally starting to catch on
>>155005961sunbelt raped you
>>155005930/hoc/ is a sams club genny
LIKE MUSSOLINI
>>155005961Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>/hoc/ is a broke bitch genny
>>155005904kek
>>155005999checked
>>155005999jlmi
I don’t see how you can let Yzerman make this trade and essentially restart another rebuild when he couldn’t even get the first one rightLocally I always hear Wings fans say “well you have to wait for the prospects” when the reality is they’re not all going to pan out, and none of them are going to replace Larkin + what you need just to get to the playoffs let alone contend. Just a mess
>>155005830I think I'm in that collage :)
Your new Montreal Canadien... DYLAN LARKIN
>>155005999Checked :(
>>155005961gary is playing the long game. in time, every team will be in the sunbelt.
>>155006026poor reinbacher
>>155005999We will never recover from this one lek
marner goal tonight ?
>>155006047at least /hoc/ is an educated genny
Maybe I should have an air fryer. Maybe I should cut my hair. Maybe I should sell out. Maybe I should work for the man.
>>155006059air fryers are pretty based but cleaning them can be a bitch
>>155005999>/hoc/ is full of dirt poor Indians
>>155005999be careful what you wish for
>>155006074KEK is this why kangaroo fucker lite is so obsessed with us?
We'll be watching the canes here if you want to drop by.
>>155006026Non memes, I think Larkin is looking at the knights like "damn, I wish I was on their team".
Larkin is sorta a poor man's Ryan Nothing-Ever-Happens.
>>155006096i watched deliverance>around mountain burgers>never relax
>>155006120This but unironically. Mountain white trash are worse than nigs
>>155006120Too bad, ya'll leafs are cute.
did hot dogs in the air fryer bro's
cain't wait for the knights to lose
If Canes lose I eat my ribs in the freezer.
>>155006165never post here again
>>155006165are you gonna thaw and cook them first
>>155006171>>155006174No
who is going to win tonight?
>>155006195my canesies, of course
>>155006174no
>>155006184actual beast mode
>>155005830my Avies got assblasted, grim times
>>155005961You know this graphic might not be fair, let's do one for Canadian teams. I mean, theres roughly equal teams in the American sunbelt region as there are Canadian teams in this timespan, surely under real league parity these lists should look pretty accura- .. oh ..Oh well surely the teams are just unlucky! That should explain it! Yeah the Canada teams are just unlucky and the sunbelt teams are lucky! Maybe Gary consulted with Lucky Larry Silverstein on how to be so lucky all the time :)
>>155005961>>155006222You people act like Canadian team owners aren't retards.
1993!
>>155006195no one wins on this onenot watchinggonna spend some quality time with my girlfriend instead
>>155006195Gary needs Canes to win to get the series out to AT LEAST 5 games.
>>155006237>no one wins on this oneT. Butthurt Habs fan
>>155006272>too soon
we will see if rod can adjust to torts system, and if torts can adjust to the adjustments on the fly. i think torts is a better coach than rod.
Me looking for the good games (there are none tonight)
harry potter in the books snape is described as having a hook shaped nose and greasy hair
>>>/lit//hoc/ doesn't use books
>>155006298now he's black
Larkin is a pencil neck with zero charisma. He is probably why the team always gave up in March, good riddance
>>155006298>>155006336>Changed Snape's appearance from being Jewish to BlackWhat did Rowling mean by this?
>I'm fired, aren't I?
>>155006380If there is any justice he'll be gone before Larkin gets traded. Someone else needs to be in charge of the trade, Steve is a retard.
I am enjoying Gary's master piece.Vegas and Canes?SOULOUL
>>155006387>Trade Larkin AND fire YzermanTime for the Red Wings to get real and rebuild. The Yzerplan failed and Larkin is ancient
>>155006388What the FUCK did you just say?
>espn running a hit piece on HartVegas needs to win.
Despite many saying nobody would watch, Vegas vs Carolina's Game 1 thriller got 4.8M viewers for ABC, the most watched SCF Game 1 since 2019 (STL-BOS)
>>155006483Holy shit. Did all the controversy surrounding Vegas work out for the NHL?
>>155006483>niggas really tuned in to hatewatch in case Vegas lost
>>155006452gary will have him shart so bad he doesn't play another game so the heat dies down
>>155006483Keep those sunbelt cups coming Gary, the people love it!
>>155006366seems problematic that in canon he got bullied in school for his looks
>>155006483I think we all owe Gary a heartfelt apology
>>155006503Nice try retard Vegas has been breaking Gary's script all post-season
hockey sisters do i have a polish dog and fries or steak tips burrito bowl for tonight's hawkey tuah game
what is JK inplying when Mrs Umbridge gets dragged into the woods by a species that are half horse (it implies they have horse cocks)
>espn laffs postingLOOOOOL
45 minutes to puck drop...
>ask about food>no answerrude >:(
>>155005979no we aren't poor here
>>155006483>+98% vs last yearLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>155005999
>>155006483Gary is gonna rugpull the redditors and let Marner dab all over the Canes.
>mild wins kang clancy trophykwab
tick tock wagies
>The Pope accepted a VGK Jersey
>>155006585both sound good. i would personally do a burrito bowl
>>155006631the last pope did too. that guy holding it is the in arena host at vgk games. he's also the announcer for smackdown which airs every friday at 6pm on the usa network
Does subban just always dress like a faggot? Does this nigger even own a suit and tie?
>>155006631isn't he from chicago why the fuck would he want a golden knigs jersey and not a blackcawks one
Kaplan is balder every time I see her, just shave it off you fugly cow.
>>155006644Because the Blackhawks sodomizing their players and Coach Q and all
>>155006644he's a baseball guy not a hockey guy, plus wasnt he mostly in south america the last 20 years?
>>155006631>>155006644God's team retards
I knew Larkin shouldn't have been made Captain. >Family is Canadian>Grew up a Leafs fanIt was all there from the start.
>>155006662Just a matter of time before Gary copies the NFL and starts holding games in Brazil on the equator.
Here is the video of the VGK Jersey in Romehttps://x.com/i/status/2062546089018880128
>>155006666Good to know Satan.
any good streams
>>155006666Sin city should have gotten the devils
If the Wings organization was smart they would just fire Yzerman and rebuild at this point. Larkin controls where he wants to go so they're gonna get fleeced in a trade and their center depth will be near the bottom of the league.
>>155006666Uhhh what did Satan mean by this?
good evening bros
Evens and I watch the game on CBC. Odds and I watch the game on ABC.
>>155006632thanks anon a true bro
I'm at T-Mobile again so I have the best stream
>>155006708sup mikkä, do you play disc golf?
>>155006725I do not
>>155006679absolute, pure and utter KEK
scarrrrrrrrr
Round 2 is upon us. Post last minute predictions.
>>155006738Vegas loses
1 MORE MINUTE
Who’s gonna win tonight
>>155006738canes L
The south sucks It’s full of blacks and coal burners. Teeheehee HEHEHEHEHHE
>>155006738omg who the hell cares?
>all this ray borque shit because they thought transrado would win the westkwab
>>155006748Basado LETS GOOO CANSIES
>Game 2>Using the same intro as Game 1Uh, really?
>game 2>genny is fucking dead>still on the same thread from last weekhockey is DEAD
>>155006764Why the fuck are you here, bro?
>>155006775they won't let me leave
Lettuce begin
>>155006483Vegas runs this league
VegASS is losing tonight, i saw it in a premonition
Rolling for Hart shutout
>>155006748The south must rise again, canes!!!
Okay, you gotta admit, Carolina has the loudest barn in the league.Great fans. Great hockey town. They've proved the haters wrong.
>>155006799Highest game 1 ratings since 2019.
>>155006799>Carolina has the loudest barn in the league.Wrong, that title goes to Montreal
>>155006806Thank you Vegas
time for another goalie flop off!who will fuck up more? carter shart or frederik andersieve?
Peggy hill’s good old fashioned buttermilk griddle cakes
>DiscordKill yourself, troon
>155006820That's a huge YIKES from me
have a feeling the knights win idk why!
>>155006808We don't rate ole ole ole fags.
>same intro Cringe. C'mon Gary.
Carter "Rape Her Harder" HartCarter "No Means Start" HartCarter "No Means Go Deeper" HartCarter "Tear Her Panties Apart" HartCarter "Gagged Whore Explorer" HartCarter "Unconscious Cunt Destroyer" HartCarter "Forced Entry Starter" HartCarter "Consent? Never Heard Her" HartCarter "Dead Eyes Cum Blaster" HartCarter "Cum Dumpster Filler" HartCarter "Limp Body Virgin Shredder" HartCarter "Ram it Hard and Depart" HartCarter "Roofie Discharger" Hart
drop the puck
>>155006799ya stink ya smell ya trans
>watching the E!SPN.com broadcastgross
>>155006820>voice chat openI only use discord for pokemon trading what does voice chat open mean? I can talk to you fags?
>>155006861>which one of you faggots are gonna fuck me firstWas Carter the 1st???
sportsnet has claimed vegas as canada's team
>>155006870It means some tranny is looking to groom kids
>>155006885HUGE if true
>'cord ghouls recruiting on /hoc/
>>155006870Yeah. it's optional though don't have to
>>155006905>knighties hatFuck off tranny.
damn how did the canes lose they were up 2-0
Made mango sorbet to snack on while watching the game lads
>>155006905top waifu
>>155006878Second I think, got a 60 second blowie
Why is this discord fag trying to shill his shit? Is he wanting to groom men into sissies?
>>155006885Knightschads welcome all pacific Canadian teams to join.
>the puck, the puck>the puck is fire>the puck, the puck>the puck in fire>the puck, the puck>the puck in fire WE DON'T NEED NO WATER, LET THAT MOTHER PUCKER BURN>burn motherpucker,.. burn
>>155006838why not?
>>155006924we're just watching the game anon, don't join if you don't want to
>hertl is a pokemoncardtard
I love Torts
canes are gonna win right bros? i cant stand to see the israeli mustard knights win another cup with this core
>Gold GreninjaLMAOOOOOOO
>>155006939>W-W-W-We're just-Shut up, faggot.>>>/lgbt/
>>155006924Why are you fantasizing about discord groomers?
>>155006924>Is he wanting to groom men into sissies?That's what the voice chat is for, so he can hear if you didn't hit puberty yet.
>>155006930retard. its "on fire" not "in"
>>155006945Isn’t he finnish? That tracks
>>155006946His speech was better than whatever gay shit the Canes were doing.
puck hasnt even dropped yet and im already fatigued
My sorbet is gonna be fully melted by the time the puck is dropped
Drop the puck already, no leaf song thank God.>sign language sheboonCringe
>>155006958no
IT'S 8:20DROP THE FUCKING PUCK GARY
>vegas locker room: cool calm collected>canes locker room: denial and cope
The hurricanes just recruit some bum from out back the arena to sing the anthem?
https://youtu.be/jmdiKePVUy8
>>155006905are euros banned from joining? if yes ill join
>>155006949
>>155006965Yeah i'm thinking its a Vegas sweep.
>>155006965Marner left a Marner in their showers.
WHY THEY DO HAVE A SIGN LANGUAGE PERSON THEY DONT EVEN SHOW THEM ON TV AND YOU CANT SEE THEM FROM THE CROWD
>>155006972In an anime discord you dumb faggot it's not a hoc discord
those arpeggios tho
knights are jimmy coded
why is there a sign language interpreter? isnt that what close captions are for?
Finally. Let the games begin.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
USA USA USA
I don't like how that guy sings the anthem.
>>155006978Hockey is for everyone
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>155006978there are a lot of tone deaf fans and they can't truly hear how bad that was
Kino reffie cam.
>>155006963Looks like one
>>155006986such an awful film
>>155006988You'd think deaf fags would know the words by now.
>>turned it on right when the puck droppedWow
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>ASL stream upholy fucking kino, this is the life. i want to watch every game like this going forward next season
>scoreless draw in Raleigh, North Carolina
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
EAT ROCK CANDY
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>America 250 ad
>>155006980fuck you ill do what I want
>>155007026your stomach could burst
>>155007023>>155007018>>155007017>>155007008>>155007031
Slurper?
No finn, no scar.
and here comes the refpuck
The absolute state of sunbelt ice
>players dropping like flies on every shiftmaybe these fucking faggot retards should manage their ice better
>still a scoreless draw
isnt that the guy with a white wife and black son?
these niggas be falling and shit
short handed goal
what is this shit ice
this board is insane. soccerfags make a whole new thread every single time a thought comes into their minds, and on the other hand there isn't even a stanley cup gamethread.
behead those who drop back pass
Don't trust the randy canes
>Canes pp
>>155007062this is the thread saar
Is this thread pro rape or pro rod?
carolina vs patriarchy
>>155007066Too many finns on the team
yeah listening to master of puppets
bud wontrb lost
>>155007062/hoc/ has to stand united to have a chance against POCball
>>155007053isnt it a black daughter
I'm rooting for Vegas
>>155007070yes
I love the reffies, but not as much as Gary.
>>155007062Dreading the god awful third worlders who are about to be airdropped in for the World Cup.
VGK is officially Team Chud
S L U R P
NEW>>155007092
>>155007080I look like this and say this.
>>155007076JUST CALL MY NAME CAUSE ILL HEAR YOU SCREAM
>>155007080Hello Gary
Rooting for the Knights because the Whalers should have never left Hartford
>>155007097very good post
>>155007080I look like this
>>155007062Third worlders have zero etiquette, who knew?
SCARRR
>>155007097EARLYhave some fucking class, dirk
>>1550070933rdys can't afford the prices lmao
absolute state of sunbelt ice
>>155007080This but unironically
Yep. This is a slurper alright.
>>155007114>>155007105dont blame me blame the cucks who migrated
>>155007115it will be their oligarchs wearing the gaudiest and ugliest designer clothing. uber blacks and a noxious cloud of cologne and perfume when the door openz
LAUGHTER LAUGHTER ALL I HEAR AND SEE IS LAUGHTER
>no means no chants
this game needs a fan on the ice to be as cool as the NBA. Gary, make the call bud
sebastian a hoe
>>155007135SLURPERSLURPERALL I HEAR AND SEE IS SLURPER
SLURPER
>>155007120It was 32C (89F) today in Raleigh.
>7 minutes in>Only 1 goal for each teamLol
>DWAYNE JETSKI
Can we do a Flames thread next?
>>155007172
>>155007172jen
Dolly Parton is so fucking funny dude
>>155007136
new >>155007162
>>155007177Not with a request like that, we won't>say it proper like the meme does >
>>155007208Apologies.Can the next thread be Flames-themed please?
