ALS Edition
>>155024633doyers
UTAH PADRES
dodgers
>Scott warming upWhen do Dave's spreadsheets get updated? All star break or next season?
Crew W.
>>155024633faggot
>>155024706making real new
>>155024671Rockies are doing decent attendance wise, no reason for the owner to sell or spend if the fans keep coming.
Is Kris Bryant going to be back in time for the Rockies to make a wild card push?
>>155024717Based go ahead.
>>155024661Yeah hopefully Fitzpatrick is alright. Seen Adam mccalvey say he was in a lot of pain coming off the mound during his warm up.
>>155024717plz and thank you
>>155024726>Yeah hopefully Fitzpatrick is alright.this
>>155024726His hand was twitching. I think he tore something unfortunately.
>>155024720That’s why I’m saying the league needs to force the sale. Doing a disservice to the state and the fans just because there are so many transplants in Denver every opposing team draws well
>Go from the being a playoff contender to the worst team in all of MLB>POODRESKEK
>>155024674Ballmer's punishment should be that he HAS to buy the Padres so he owns both of the LA's little brother teams. Don't @ me with your California Angels of Anaheim
Pablo Sanchez is still a Free Agent if your team needs a star player
>>155024728new >>155024733
>>155024486not when you have like 10 pitchers who only go through the rotation once and pitch every 3 days. the traditional starter is already long dead, this is the future. look at IP leaders last year, compare that to 20 years ago, then look at 20 years before that, then 20 years before that. last time a guy had 300 IP was 1980, a few guys hit like 270 in the 90s. last guy to his 250 was Verlander in 2011, Gilbert threw 208 2 years ago, Webb 207 last year. places like driveline are trying to see if that kind of pitcher is still possible, while not blowing out his arm in a handful of years, by focusing on mechanics and recovery, but realistically you're never going to see a guy throwing 300 innings ever again, the 5 man rotation is 50 years old lmao we've learned a lot
trout is such a bum to strike out to this shitter
>>155024726f he came off with arm irritation after throwing a pitch that’s UCL 90% of the time unfortunately
>Mike Flounderkek
I went out to a bar tonight and next to me were two people on a first date. The woman was cute but kind of fat and the guy was like, the biggest fucking dweeb loser I’ve seen in a long time. The woman took the lead in the convo the whole time and the guy had nothing interesting to say or expressed interest in anything in particular. He was a literal gray goo bugman.I know a lot of “red pill” stuff talks about how women have no interest unless you’re in the top 20% of men but seeing that I’m convinced it’s never been easier to be in the top 20%.
>>155024756Can he play third base?
>>155024742>I think he tore something unfortunately.Tommy John?
>>155024765>you’ll never see it again everything is cyclical. eventually the >throw as hard as you can meme will die and there will be a resurgence of guys throwing 92 and locating well
>>155024755The San Diego city government could run the Padres out of town, depending on who the next mayor is.
fags can stay in this threadthe rest of us are in here>>155024733>>155024733>>155024733
>>155024747they would never do that unless the owner ends up being involved in some scandal, all the MLB owners look after each other
>>155024805>The San Diego city government could run the Padres out of townwhy would they do that?
>>155024742>>155024767Hope to get Koenig back than. A lefty with velocity added especially because DL Hall is said to be out at least 4 weeks.
>>155024777kek you just know that guy browses /mlb/
>>155024814Look at what happened in Chicago. It’s getting to the point where these city governments are so poorly run that they see teams leaving as a point of pride.
Doyers getting cocky after breaking off from yesterday's Recker thread
>>155024827For all of you saying, “they needed a lefty” you don’t go and just get a lefty for the sake of it… you want one with a track record of getting lefty’s out at least… that isn’t really the case here, that’s why I say he needs to work on his slider…
>>155024777I’ve gotten laid because of this kek. At a bar watching a game, awkward date near me. The dude kept talking about his job in finance, crypto, etc. She was hating it. She ends up making up some excuse to leave, he leaves right after. She came back an hour later and asked if i overheard her terrible date, etc. Ended up at her place as soon as /we/ lost. Fucking bullpen cost /us/ the sweep that night
>>155024844Based doyerfags hating gays
>>155024765Probably wouldn't make a difference in reality but as a DH hater I very much approve of tying the use of the DH to the starting pitcher idea that's been thrown out before, for the hypothetical impact that it would lead starters to become more Madduxy rather than throwing 110 for 10 pitches until their arm falls off so the next disposable guy can come in
is that a female ump?
>>155024871yeah and she's terrible
>>155024840>Look at what happened in Chicago.what happened in Chicago?
>>155024876Cmon just give her a chance
>lineout>AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAlol doyerfans
*stands up*Wooooooo!*sits down*
>>155024814Pic related wants the Padres to pay 100% for police and security for all events at Petco Park. It's a joint contract between the city and team, but he wants the city out of its obligations towards the ballpark seeing as the team is valued at 4 billion dollars. He wants the new owners to pay for everything.
>>155024888The Bears are leaving town because the city has been destroyed by democrats
>>155024912Those flock cameras weren't cheap!!
>>155024912Forgot pic.
>pay 5000 dollars for the laker experience seats>a kid stands up every pitch and block your view
>>155024861the worst date ive ever been on was similar but she was one talking about nonsense. she was just the worst chat ive ever had to deal with, super vapid and basic bitch stuff, and i gave up quite quickly. i didn't really want to waste the rest of my night when i couldve been playing vidya so i threw out a "should we go for a drink at mine" after an hour assuming she would say no, but she said yes and she tried to fuck my brains out
>>155024777>women are only interested in the top 20%There was a study that came out recently and it’s top 5%. The top 5% of men are having over half of all sex. Mediocre women have access to elite men via dating apps. The guys just want an easy lay. Then the 5-6/10 women think they deserve a top 5% man because they got pumped and dumped a few times
>>155024917>team has a trillion dollars and can afford to do everything itself>demands taxpayers pay for everything instead, they say no>something something hunter biden's laptop
>>155024912A rare based politician. Sick of freeloading owners abusing everything. Publicly funded stadiums make me want to vomit
>>155024979Why does Yelich look so intimated?
FUG :DDD
>>155024925>flock camerasDon't care the cost as long as they make black criminals felons
an adellian popup
umps are having an all time great defensive game for the doyers
>no rainbow hat
>>155024996>yelich
>>155024912>>155024928I mean they have a point about the franchise being worth billions. If the team isn't gonna pay they should fuck off.
>>155024946Lel why’d you even ask her back to yours if the date sucked? I can’t bang a vapid chick I don’t like. I’ve cut off dates after 20 minutes before. Just say “hey it was nice meeting you but I don’t think we’re a good match. I’m gonna head out” They either agree and you both save time, or they get super offended and it’s hilarious. Either way it’s great. Hot chicks in particular cannot handle being turned down, they get fucking furious when you say you’re not interested. The world strokes their egos nonstop so it’s brutal to find out someone doesn’t want to stick his dick in them
Tucker jogging in the outfield as usual
>>155024946what is your favorite video game/multiplayer?
>>155025010I'm sorry. I am so fucking sorry
>>155025032You should be gay ass nigga
Yates has been kinda ass and this team is ass in extras. Either way we're fucked.
>>15502501720mins is a bit quick isn't it? havent even got into the meat of discussion at that pointalso why not ask? easier than trying to line up another root, though i would very likely enjoy seeing a girl seethe about being rejected>>155025019rocket league and rimworld (not outer wilds sorry lad)
>>155025032Nobody can honestly be expected to remember more than one Brewer at a time. Yelich is the current designated name, you're good
>>155024800>everything is cyclicalnot so much in this case. it's been 45+ years of a steady downward trend. it isn't coming back man. there might by guys out there who have it in their blood like maddux, the niekros, koufax, ryan, etc but you're not going to see them pitching 300 innings ever again, even if one of those guys comes around and he can somehow prove to whatever front office that he can throw 250, even THAT feels unlikely, hitting 200+ is the new goal and it has been for the past decade, there is no pitcher out there who realistically thinks his team would even let him have 300 as a goal because it will not happen. there is no trend in baseball of IP dropping and coming back around, it's basically been on a down turn since we started keeping track of statistics. it's like saying you're going to get a new Old Hoss to throw 600+ innings, and while we're at it we're going to get rid of the mound and go back to the 6x6 box to pitch from, it just sounds silly.https://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/IP_leagues.shtml
>>155025007absolutely BASED
>>155024996>why wouldn't you be skeptical around all this 19 year old pussyngmi
FREDDIE :)WALKOFF HOMER
FREDDIE!!!
>>155025075thank you, anon.
Fweddie with the Walkoffggs halos, cya tomorrow
>>155025077I know Yelich, Contreras, Rengifo and the Miz without looking it up
>winning 1-0 against the angles is like winning the world series to doypacos
wow who would have seen that coming certainly not me kurt is a fucking mongoloid
FREDERICO
I've been practicing pitching as a nervous habit my whole life and now that I'm getting older my elbow is getting sore.
FREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIEdesu Yates owed us that for all the games he cost us last season
I can see the shape of kirstens bum :)
Yeah I mean I called that. >>155025060 We have two good relievers. This team fucking sucks.GG Dodgers.
>>155025124wait until the bones in your fingers starting feeling sore
>>155025075The 20min or less dates were ones where there was a major red flag, one was a political nutjob who kept talking about Trump and MAGA people being evil, shit like that. Another one was legit 40lbs heavier than her photos so I ended it after one drink. Give it a shot man, find a vapid conventionally hot chick and tell her you’re not interested after an hour. They do not handle it well.
>>155025124Tommy John?
>>155025117kek seethe discordfaggot
>>155025124Same vrobi used to try to be adam wainwright, throwing a 4 seamed than. 12-6 curve. I'm longer able to work so now I collect a disability check each month. God bless baseball.
>>155025154that would make me feel like a major leaguer
>>155025124>BREAKING: Anon will receive TJ surgery, will be out for the remainder of the season
>>155025168I think a 12-6 curve is actually called a vertical sweeper
>>155025145At least she was right about that.
>>155025124lol i could throw low-mid 80s high school but had horrible mechanics and no control. did one of those speed pitch things at a county fair at 32 and I couldn’t hit 70 plus my arm was sore for 3 days after
>>155025170A torn UCL isn't a big deal for a non-athlete. Dudes used to just accept that their career was over once it happened but lived out their lives normally without the surgery.
Janitor applications are now open. Apply here!
based double agent yates
>>155025177>Anon will receive TJ surgery, will be out for the remainder of the seasonAt least he can join us for stoveminding.
Is FF5 the most clutch hitter in baseball? Joey Broadcast said it was his 20th career walk off. That's an insane number. Does any current player have more? I doubt.
how crazy did all you guys go when bazzana hit a lead off homer today? twas in bed
>>155025214final fantasy 5?
>>155025220no one watches the indians
>>155025208paying off his ring!
>>155025220June 5th is now Travis Bazzana Day
>>155025214Jobs system is clutch
>>155025124>>155025168Same except I've been throwing a slider and shitty curve for 25 years. Sometimes when I'm playing catch with my wife I'll throw a couple bad cutters, knuckleballs, and circle changes to piss her off because she can't catch them.
>>155025227so true, you dont just watch them, you experience them>>155025230its the 6th thoughbeit
>>155025245it's hard to catch a knuckleball playing catch even when you're young and fit
>>155025214This is a Final Fantasy VIII genny!!
Mariners
I have never played a Final Fantasy game besides Tactics Advance.
>>155025227nobody can, chud, get with the times
>>155025266Mine doesn't do anything crazy and honestly she gets a lot of them, but she catches less of them than my fastball or slider which annoys her. She's been my personal catcher for a long time she knows where most of my stuffs going and it doesn't matter if she lets some past we're just in the yard.
>>155025336blow me, pedant
>named Kirby>suck assjej
>>155025234>>155025305>>155025226Final Fantasy is for fags. Everyone knows MGS4 wipes the dust on any Shitiguchi rpg.
>>155025336I bet you still say Twitter
>>155025342have you been on the receiving end of a similar pitch mix for a catch? my experience of it was with an old buddy out his yard years ago and it was disconcerting. it's weird when your eyes are accustomed to tracking something in a normal way and having to switch up on the fly to something else was more strenuous than I expected and still difficult even if I knew what was coming.
>>155025305aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm joonctioning
*heelys through the genny*
>>155025425is this Az anon that went to the bar tonight?
>>155025441Azz anon?
matt carpenter only has 80 visionshould i mod him up with xp or use someone else?
Its pretty amazing the Reds managed to hang above .500 for as long as they did with one of the worst +/- in the league.
>>155025498You can't hit with 80 vision? Lol
scrubbies kek
Don't like aussieniggers sorry sis
>>155025543They’re gonna lose 88-90 games
>blow gaysKEK
stankees kek
>>155025566the meta minimum is 89, it shrinks the pci too much if you go any lower than 95 tbqhnew miz dropped too that throws 104 in ranked ;-(
elite utility man Dubòn
>>155025652fuck people who jerk off "2 way" players, give me a retard who can bat .250 and play literally every position at an above average level. He's the anti-DH
>>155025674Cody Bellinger Amed Rosario
Ben Zobrist.
Ben fucking Zobristwhat a guy
>>155025674juan soto, he already went from RF to LF in less than 2 years, imagine what he’ll do in 4 years!!1!
Thankfully I was at work, didn't even bother watching the game lol King looks ready to opt out next year. Jarvis, play "it's I know it's over" by the Smiths.
knicks going for the sweep lol
keke spurs
>>155025733yeah, this is cringe
>>155025733based chikan appreciator
>>155024814City of San Diego (Not the county) Blocked the chargers vote for county and only let downtown vote no against the new stadium Spanus want who refuses to pay with his own money and wants tax payers to do it. So yeah, our government officials fucked us over with the chargers. We get fucked hard by Nimbyism and "wb my strip clubs at midway :::(((("
>>155025766>>155025765
>>155025771fuck you bitch
>>155025772I only have sex with mice girls
I love mice butts!I love SD!I hate this batting coach!
346 to the yankee stadium rf foul pole
>>155025803the issue isn't the distance, it's that the wall is literally 3ft tall
>>155025804I think you're thinking of Fenway again
>>155025804the wall? i never noticed im looking at old YS with the blue walls all around
>>155025811oh yeah fenway has that goofy ass wall where all the balls bounce over into for grdoubles
>>155025733BASED.
you call that your GOAT?
>incelticskek bruins season already over too
>>155025733>this is what weebs try to emulate
nu bruins fan herewhen does the szn start?
>patsiesretooling>incelticseliminated, window is closed>ruinsit aint 2006 lil bro>red suxdismal dogshitAHHHHH SAVE ME MARHK WAHLBAHG
>>155025901I got a hard on the other day thinking about Boston getting obliterated by a asteroid.
>>155025733>qr codearigato
is sasaki finally unlocked?
>>155025973here’s godzilla destroying fenwayi jerk off to it about 3x a dayhttps://youtu.be/v9EuGdwn_d4?si=q9E6OgD5HCM4eRGt
>>155026022it was the anaels
>>155026022looks like it if he doesn't get injured again
who are you taking if you’re trying to build a franchise? bobby witt jr or yordan alvarez
>>155026140not even a question you take witt. he’ll be one of the best defenders in baseball for another 8 years
>>155026188Defense is boring, give me Yordan
>>155026140Joto is in than mix if not for the contract
I truly don't even care about this seasonWe already made our statement to the dodgers in 2022.We proved that we are no longer the same 2007-2019 PadresStatement made
>>155026222kek doyerpacos
>>1550262226 spots open for the 'offs. you don't have to narrow your focus on one team.
>>155026140i would take bwj over any other player except ohtani and judge
>>155025803NOT true
>>155026222t. redditor
>>155026222poodres kek
>dodgers win>media is all over Blake Treinen not sporting a fag hatkek the alphabet soup people are the most sensitive cunts kek
>>155026470you’re fucking with the mob, im a columbo family member and you’re fucking with the mafia, pack your bags and stop posting about the chadres or you’ll be laying in a cold puddle of blood in some alleyway near uptown after i send my boys to hit you after marking you for death
kek cubtrannies
>>155026594doyerpacos seething kek
kek discordtrannies lost on a friday night kek
>>155026599always lol, they’re obsessed.
but when is Souza getting fired
boston is still redtrannies keep seething
poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres
kek fuck the marinsaars
fuck the mariners in particular
why do yankeemagats keep posting here when their leader got his neck blown out in front of the entire world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyVx28R9-s
>>155026832great works of artistic expression often arise from tragedy, troon
>cubstrannies kek
>marindianskek
Sasucki is good now? Woah.
>blowgays
I got a cat hair in my eye and rubbed it like a retard and pushed the hair down under my eyelid. Now I can feel it shifting around underneath my eyeball, like inside of my skull, and my eye is dark red and my cheek is swelling up. Unironically I think I might wake up blind in which case I’ll kms and this will be my last ever post in mleb. It’s been fun bros.
Gaming
>>155027276get some eyedrops to clean it out, retard
>>155027276ive had dog hair in my eyes for years.should’ve got a non incel pet
>>155027338all the stores around me are closed and it’s in too deep now
>>155027465
Roki can still become the best pitcher on the planet
>>155027527he can still remain the biggest jap bust on the planet
>>155027527who can stop us now?
>>1550275478m dollar gamble :^)
>>155027560the baseball gods don't fuck around
>>155027560tanner scott, alex vesia, will klein, blake treinen, roki sasaki, blake snell, sogay ohtranny, yamameatball, henriquez hernandez, jack dryer and kyle hurt
>>155027596skubal to the doyers
>>155027616what do edlose and skubal doo do?
>>155027338hes need something acidic to dissolve the cat hair
what does kirsten’s pussy taste like?
>>155027690bags os sand
>>155027712*of
>>155027690like chicken-fried baseball
has a pitcher ever thrown a game out of malice?
el senor
>>155027802Eddie Cicotte in the 1919 World Series agreed to throw his starts because he was angry with Sox owner Charles Comiskey for having him benched so he wouldn't trigger an incentive clause in his contract. The gamblers who promised to pay him $10,000 didn't.
why is /mlb/ the only genny that can't even make a nu properly
>>155028546/mlb/ needs a nu cap
>>155028598I wont agree to it unless we get a nu floor too
>>155028546/nfl/ constantly has multiple threads going during the regular season. Anons make threads in the 470s and aren't ridiculed for it.
*wins*
God forbid a wee Italian boy get on base 38% of the time.
>>155024777Unironically sounds like me and my wife on our first date ten years ago. Did you also time travel?
>>155025425Based Heely wearer
gm
>>155029250>gmgm, anon.
I said GOOD MORNING ANON!?
can the next thread be>/mlb/ ESL edition
The Yankees without Aaron Judge are just an ordinary, below average team. Aaron Judge does everything great. The rest of the Yankees are bad fielders, terrible base runners, and clueless when it comes to challenging the umpire's strike zone. By the time Judge comes back in mid August, the Yankees are going to fighting for Wild Card 3. As it stands rights now, the Yankees are one long-term injury away from missing the postseason. Ex - Should Ben Rice, Cody Bellinger, Cam Schlittler, or Gerrit Cole suffer a long-term injury, or if even one of those players go into an extended slump, it's over for the Yankees in 2026.
Guys I had to wade through so many soccer threads to find this genny again
BAD morning
>>155026140Bobby Witt Jr just plays the game the right way
>>155029383>front_row_amy.png
Now that the dust settled, who was the big winner of the 2019 Free Agent class?
>>155029495Here is some ass to cheer you up
>>155029601i would have sex with this woman
mest really shut out the poodres kek
>>155029601Based /ass/ chad
>>1550296648/10 reckers
>>155029601poastin in an ASS genny
>>155029664Yes. For me, it's the jiggle physics
>>155029601Pulled foul
>>155029685top poast
>>155029696>>155029685>>155029664
>>155029696her dick bulge is bigger than mine
>>155029701swung on and..
How many days until Mike Trout gets traded?
>>155029685>poastin in an ASS gennyASS genny?
>Utah Padres>Portland Athletics>San Antonio Angels
>>155029778>SneedAlso I realize Stewart is a hefty lass, but I would love to smash that ass
>>155029818>Anchorage Mariners>El Paso Rockies
post the cute softball girl with the schnauz
>>155029778I Sneed it
>>155029925>l with the schnauzTo whomst are you referring?
>>155029478They need to trade for Goodman or Langeliers. They need a big right handed bat and they need a new catcher.
Why are the ballgirls in softball so much hotter than in baseball?
>>155029857did you draw that?
>>155030029
>>155030028I have two do-able trade targets for the Yankees that I think will solve problems.Reliever Riley O'Brien Catcher Ryan Jeffers.
>>155030029has to be a butt lift
>>155030079Nah, ChatGPT did
>>155029778>>155029821That's like 10lbs of ass per cheek, my man. More than you can handle
>>155029857Actually there should be an Alaskan league that just plays baseball from 11pm-8am during the summer.
Guys there's too much ass in this thread
>>155030095Jeffers is on the IL right now. But he'd probably be more attainable as a pending free agent.But Goodman is very intriguing because even with his huge strikeout numbers, he does not have the typical Coors home/road splits.
>>155029714oh hi there
>>155030218>Beavers
>>155029664baseball activities grows beautiful asses
>>155030218>>155030229
>>155029250gm
Looks like Abby's off the rag
>>155030218>>155030229>>155030261
>>155030249examples please
Do softball teams have ball boys? Do the girls have them and sit on his face?
trade market for Jazz Chisholm is heating up
>>155030446coward
>>155029959if I knew I would have said her name
>>155030446and there it is
>>155030665>>155030609Based, just based
>>155030446>>155030609>>155030665>>155030740>>155030377Let's keep it Katie Stewart's big, luscious ass related
anyone wanna talk about the texas rangers?
good morning mariners nation
>>155030847i bet on them last nightI learned that Jeff Burger was hit by a pitch but the ball hit a bracelet given to him by a girl with down syndrome and it saved his wrist from damage by deflecting the ball
>>155030847I'm visiting my in-laws in Arlington, taking my boys to the game tomorrow
>>155030917>i bet on them last nightbased>>155030931have fun! i moved away from DFW a while ago and still haven't been back to check out the new stadium but i've heard it's pretty shit
>>155030880gm
>>155030946I went to the old one years ago, I remember it being aight. It's rainy on and off here right now, wondering if they'll close the top for the game
>>155030984the old stadium was great, but it really was too hot. it was a childhood character builder having to sit out there in 100 degree heat though
>>155030858gm fellow pizza-bro
>>155030218Patrician taste
>>155030249whoa
How smug we feeling bird brOs?
>mariners at 1010am on a Saturday Yeah...I’m thinking based
>>155030446thats racist and not needed
>>155031555baybaw aw day
>>155031649Based anon who takes a firm stance against racism>>155031742Based and ball-pilled
>tfw Fat Joe cursed my Yankees (Go Yankees) but blessed my Knicks (Go Knicks)
>>155031821knicks didnt win. wemby lost.
dead genny
>genny posts about a sport my city doesnt have a team in
>>155030095O'Brien had a good start but is currently falling off a cliff
>>155031821Fat Joe only became famous for riding on Big Punisher's success like how Diddy rode on Biggie's success.
womanly body
>>155032173I've never watched a basketball game
>>155032230College basketball is fun. NBA is for fags.
Guys, the soccer gennys are making fun of us again...
>>155029478Stanton and Max Fried are coming back.It’s cute that you are admitting how valuable Judge is too.
>>155032273soccer is a sport for the third world. Europeans really need to give it up especially since they compete now by filling their teams with "people" from the third world.
>>155032273Kindly fuck off to page 8 when the World Cup is on.
>>155032273For what not being as gay as them?
>>155032197trvke
>>155024756Why does everyone glaze him when like a third of the cast is demonstrably better
>>155032295We aren't as gay as soccer? Our OP is pic of a guy's ass
>>155032197You're not wrong. The irony is just funny regarding New York sports. RIP Big Pun.
>>155032320Fuck baseball. Watch international soccer.
>>155032310...sorta...
>>155032320Fat Joe robbed 40 kids in a gym (lie).
RIKERS ISLAND YANKEES
Yankees prospect Brendan Beck just threw a no hitter against the Rumble Ponies
Welcome to Providence, Yankees !!!
Play Ball!Play Ball!Play Ball!
>>155032640that pokemon can ride my rail iykwim
the hammond cubs
>>155032197who cares, they're all gay and had to suck cock and get fucked in the asshole to get famous
am i reading this right? fudge broke his rib trying to suck his own dick?
The Padres are tanking their entire season to get the entire coaching staff sacked.
>>155032849craptease junior is the problem
The Western Canada Mariners can’t hit some random brownie on the Tigers, making him look like prime Annibal Sanchez kek
Who are the best lefty pitchers?
>>155032950Ryback
>>155032961suck in a shotgun and pull the trigger with your toes
>>155032812I do that and I'm not famous wtf
>>155032950Erik poobals
PCAAA
>>155033008
I wish we could get the analytics out the way. I think there’s too many stats out there. Way too many numbers. I don’t even know half the stuff that goes up on the scoreboard.
>>155033016>It's right behind me isn't it?
>>155033016You can’t deny him and Jazz’s SWAG.
>>155033027Just replace BA with OPS and ignore everything else
>>155032877Tatis is batting .270 with the highest OBP and most hits on the team, he might not be smashing balls outside the yard but he looks like a god compared to the rest of our sorry-ass lineup.
>>155032935OH NO NO NO
>>155032950SanchezSaleSkubal Messick
The only stat i need to see is that Fernando Tatis Jr is not a serious baseball player but a nepo
>>155033049Why even respond? They say the same uninformed things all the time.
>>155033044Hitting 30 home runs playing 81 games at Yankee stadium is not impressive. Farce of a ballpark
>Yankees and Seattle are 1 and 2 for run prevention and ERA
>>155033103East coasties don’t follow baseball outside of their own division. They quite literally don’t know ball
>>155033116Jazz Chisholm Jr. hit 31 actual home runs in 130 games during the 2025 MLB season, with a Statcast expected home run (xHR) total of 32. Ballpark-adjusted tracking indicates his 2025 trajectory would have resulted in 29 home runs if he hit in perfectly neutral environments.
>>155033123>yankees are 30 against good teams lol fraud alert
>>155033147>believing statcasto im laffin
YDS is on the rise
>>155032988you also need Diddy to videotape it
>>155033128You just responded to an east coaster, though. Consult the filenames.
Correct, Yankees Declining Success is on the rise!
>>155032273>thirdies are making fun of americans k keep me posted
Have you found your church home?
>josh naylor scoring from first lmaooooooooooo
What do we think of Dodger legend Mike Piazza?
thank you very much umpies :)
>>155032935NO NO NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NO THIS CANT BE REAL NOOOOOOOO
Naylor just chucked his sliding glove at the catcher while sliding, what a sneaky faggot
>>155033320he was safe. touched the plate before the tag got him
>>155033336>t.
>>15503227936 year old Stanton has an OPS+ of 101 which means he is the league definition of average. He is a DH exclusive, he has no athleticism left, and he is the slowest runner in MLB. Fried is coming back but Fried has 3 wins in 10 starts and is a train wreck in all directions when it comes to pitching in the postseason. Also, no where did I say nor imply that do not know how valuable Judge is. Judge is one of baseball's alltime greats. The Yankees are literally a trailer park home with a Rolls-Royce La Rose Noire Droptail in the driveway. It's cute that you are admitting how desperately the $338M Yankees need help to reach the postseason.
ITFCB (sewn)
>>155033325Naylor make ya seethe?
>>155032279Maybe you’ll be able to get to .500 against winning teams! Probably not, but maybe!
>>155033373>OPS+Stanton has of the most prolific power-hitting profiles in MLB history, boasting 456 career home runs, 1,183 RBIs, and a career .527 slugging percentage. His legendary raw strength is highlighted by a peak exit velocity of 122.9 mph, while his career awards include an NL MVP, two Silver Sluggers, and the 2024 ALCS MVP.
>>155033385How did that work out for the Brewers honeybun?
>>155033377Yes. If he was an MMA fighter he would poke everyone in the eyes
Incel Perez
>>155033420sage
>>155033420Kek I can see this. Naylor would be a greasy veteran heavyweight. Tim Elliott style cheater
>>155033412Hmm not sure that’s relevant. The Brewers are leading their division, after all!
>leadoff triple >fail to score the run Tigersbros /we/ are wearing off on you
Canzone what a bomb
Mama mia Canzone that was an absolute piss missile
I genuinely keep forgetting Brewers are a baseball team. Are they most forgettable team in the MLB
>451mama mia that ball was smoked
>>155029601she hit that like she knew what pitch was coming
When did they start adding fun facts to gameday I've never seen this.
>>155033514Def the Reds. I have nothing against the Reds but they’re the most forgettable. I’m 29, I think they have one playoff win in my life and zero series wins. Even the sorry ass Mariners have a few series wins
>>155033514>most forgettable team in the MLBid give that to the twins
>>155033420uuuhhh you don't understand, man, it's the gloves, he can't help it. they make ya poke
>>155033537>Detroit to Cleveland is 91 miles Isn’t that like a 4 hour drive tho cuz you gotta go around the lake
I wish Canzone got more consistent playing time, dude is legit
>>155033551>"baseball" clubis kind of funny
>>155033551If you’re not a zoomer you remember the Twins having good teams with Morneau, Santana, Mauer
>>15503356191 miles as the crow flies, it's double that driving and probably 2.5 hours
The Cubs are gonna be statpadded again by the Giants are they?
>>155033568he plays when /we/ face a righty. can’t hit lefties to save his life
>>155033575>>"baseball" club>is kind of funnyI just find it funny word
My Mariners are looking pretty good today.
if you can lean over and catch a ball going into the dugout, you should be able to run down the steps and make the catch legally
Making this guy look like prime Annibal Sanchez!!!1!
mariners broadcast is good i like the aussie good bantz with play by play guy
>>155033593>as the crow flies
>>155033700satanic
>>155033655I think it's treated similar to other walls in the stadium. You could catch the ball and fall over the wall and it will count as an out, similar to the short wall at Fenway, but I'm 99% sure you can't jump that wall and make the catch.Either way, that would be insanely hard to walk down 5-6 steps and make the catch. It would be interesting to see someone really athletic try it.>>155033687That's Ryan Rowland-Smith, former Mariner and Aaron Goldsmith the main announcer.
>>155033671The Mariners have a team OPS+ of 106, calm down flyover.
>>155033730If you think Seattle is flyover territory I suggest you look at a map bud
>>155033044what teams do the two too cool for school in the middle rep
HUGE DP!
>>155033547>>155033551These two I actually remember for both amazing and nefarious reasons Reds I know because there are 2 teams in Ohio and the Twins because of that woke George Floyd in TargetThe Brewers to me are just quintessential boring team, they gotten good in the past few years.
>>155033747I live in Hawaii and never even had a layover in greater Oregon (Seattle*)
>>155033771The ‘ol 3-6-1 double play to get out of a jam!
>>155033792I was just about to post that we should just walk Riley Greene and go for the double play, since he's been so awesome. Good thing I was wrong.
>>155033791Why would you? Makes no sense to fly 1000 miles north of southern California for a layover
>>155033727it looked like if he had a better jump on it then naylor could've pulled it off a minute ago, he was late but still well over there, if he went directly for the steps idk. it would've been one of those one in a million things but the positioning looked possible maybe, especially if the balls path was the bottom of the steps, their dugout seems so deep and uncovered it could happen
Miller is dealing
The old Naylor would've rushed the mound on that.
Naylor did the Mayweather shoulder roll to get out of that one. I like that he's joking and cheesing. Maybe it will get him hot if he loosens up.
>>155033845No intent. Def lost it
msbros i got a bad feeling about this game
delete this ^
>>155033915You should, the Mariners suck. For no reason other than by virtue of being the Mariners.
Mama its raining again in Wrigley Field
>>155033619>he plays when /we/ face a righty. can’t hit lefties to save his lifeFor all of you saying, “they needed a lefty” you don’t go and just get a lefty for the sake of it… you want one with a track record of getting lefty’s out at least… that isn’t really the case here, that’s why I say he needs to work on his slider…
>>155033872It was intentional and gaylor deserved it
Don’t know whether that’s a bot or bad pasta
Miller is dealing.
Happy Babe Ruth Day
>>155034108Keep trying faggot
>>155034099>Don’t know whether that’s a bot or bad pasta?
Bot. Got it
>>155034145that's george HERma'am "babe" ruth
>>155034213shut up
>>155034145How did this fat drunk become the best baseball player to ever live?
>>155033619for me it's the guy who believes platoons exist only because the team isn't giving the player enough reps to prove them wrong
>>155034244lel on cue canzone k’s looking against a lefty
>>155034242He played against the Mariners for 80 games back when the season was 97 games.
Mariners wont be able to score on this guy, he has that low vertical approach that makes his fastball look 200+ MPH
WHERE IS THE FUCKING CUBS STREAM
You remember Babe Ruth but forget the greatest player of all time Tyrus Cobb
>>155034309/we/ don’t hit lefties despite the scoring outburst against the a’s shitty pitching
The Metsies were raped in the sweltering summer of 92
I'm a boy watching the cubs!
>>155034400Trans freak
>>155034361You probably need to hit lefties for a deep A.L. playoff run (Crochet, Skubal, Fried).
>The Minnesota Twins designated outfielder James Outman for assignment on Saturday, bringing an end to his 10-month tenure with the team.
>>155034242He was also a racist pos.
>>155034410You lost
>>155034410I was born a boy!
>>155034418ironically /we/ went 4-0 last year in games skubal started
It's O time
>>155034242>How did this fat drunk become the best baseball player to ever live?he was playing against fatter, drunker players
Umpchads gaping detoilet kek
>>155034479Fuck da Os
What games are watching today?
>latino player angrily burns challenge early in game, comes back to haunt team later this is my new favorite baseball meta lol
>>155034477Tigers suck lol.
>>155034242played against literal plumbers, chimney sweeps, and shoe salesmen
>>155034418>red sux >detoilet >making the playoffs Fried is overrated
>>155034242He just wanted it more
>>155034479>>155034504>It's been 4 months since she was last relevant Can you please stop posting this skank?
>>155034506Giants-Cubs right now
>>155034506nice tits but god i hate chicks like this watching herself in the phone like a bird admiring its own reflection narcissism among women is off the fuckin charts thanks to simps like you who share this shit
>>155034490are you hatspie?
>>155034490>>155034535Was competition really that bad then? The Yankees won a lot of their rings then. How many of the 27 are fraudulent?
>>155034580all of them before 1960 or so
>>155034504I like that pic. Mind if I borrow it?
>>155034580Nothing before 1970 counts. 50s era Yankees teams were the Dodgers on steroids. They literally had all the good players and there were 16 teams in the league
>>155034510Good call. Jose Cabellero does this all the time. Seems like only White players think of the future. Fitting.
>>155034504>mazel oy vey what are you trying to do ova here
>>155034576>are you hatspie?just a fez
/we/ are gonna trade pereda and regret it when cal never hits .200 again
dirty TIGGERS keep hitting my MARINERS
>>155034538The Red Sox are projected to have the largest offseason spending of any major league team this offseason. The Tigers have been extremely unlucky but should otherwise start winning games and climb back up. Fried isn’t blowing people away with strikeouts but he’s also an incredibly efficient pitcher, #3 in any rotation.
>>155034716you have a cheating leaf mutt on your teamsick of this fat faggot from when he was on the indians
>starting the game with a four pitch walkle opener meme needs to die
The Naperville Cubs
>>155034748We’re called the Guardians now, anon.
>>155034748kek cope seethe etc
Jays about to get pushed around by the superior birds
>>155034752Louis Varland to the rotation.
>>155034776>plays dumb when called out>"wat I do mayne?!"worst type of bitchmade turdthankfully he'll never win a ring on the mariners KEK
>>155034787You now remember the 2025 AL Champions
>>155034354One of the coolest facts about reading this book was that he was the first guy to hold multiple bats in the on-deck circle. In a display of strength in attempt to intimidate the opponents, he would swing those bats around like they were light weight baby. I just loved that he was all about finding every edge possible and some of that was mind games.
>>155034885That's cool, this has been on my list for a while I need to read it.
>>155034767you are the Gourds
>>155034900Yep, you called it. It's like when he comes in from the pen he's in 2nd gear and needs to allow some nonsense to sharpen up.>>155034947It's an excellent read. It really crushes all the weak and malicious, previous biographies written about him.
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>>155035024suck
>>155035024WON
>>155035083Did you see the graphic they showed for his starts? He has a 0.82 ERA. I'd say he's been locked into DEALING MODE.
>>155033399But why are you including his distant history? Babe Ruth has prolific numbers but I wouldn't want him on the roster today because he is a corpse. 2017 Stanton was a beast. He has been a broken shell of himself since then. He is barely able to engage in baseball activities for more than one third of a season anymore.
>>155033645Les go M's! Based truck bro
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