Get in here /sp/ chuds
>>155033523>lineups
>nathaniel brown>is brownwhat did he mean by this?
>germoney>united states of israel>stadium looks emptyYeah this is going to be a hatewatch.
>>155033553delicious hatewatch indeed
>>155033532>2 mls shitters in the lineupthis is grim GRIIIIIM
>sanewhy?
>>155033532B team vs C team?Are they holding back their cards until the real World Cup begins?
Why are the going through the entire 26 man squad lmfao
>>155033728isnt he suppose to be good
>>155033728insane he is in (sane)
>that voice>announcing EVERY player>that background musicThis is goig to be such a weird world cup
>>155033743Unitedstatian culture o algo
Wtf we are almost as brown as the muttts.
Is Ream rly gonna start for USA at World Cup ?
>ready to rumble WWE intro >countdown >game starts with 20 min nba delay>russell crowe as the manager doing a bad american accent idiocracy was a documentary! nuke america
God bless the USA and nowhere else
>>155033767>tonight on ESPN is playing the Portugal polar bears vs the Algeria alligators
ENRICO PALAZZO
kek this is fucking terrible
Holy shit drop the nukes and get it over with.
>>155033797>>155033777>>155033767It’s honestly kino thoever, at least just for the summer. Fun to have smthg different
nice anthem rendition ameribros
as a german-mexicna-american i just don't know who to root for
Wtf lol
holy based
lmao WTF was that?
IM HOLDING MY BELLY LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHH TRUMPLAND IS NOT REAL AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHTHIS IS NAKED GUN HAHAHAHAH
based
LMAO wtf is this shit
We finna win this shit
K I N O
>>155033837>THIS IS NAKED GUNkek
God, please let some B2 Spirit fly overhead and drop nukes on them.
stream?
I bet a good part of the American crowd thinks this is a world cup game already
>cheap ass B-52s
Absolutely horrible lolWhy do Americans always let random singers completely rape their anthem for sporting events?
H
>>155033881ppv.to
Bro this looks like GTA this can't be real
Mutts, I clapped.
>>155033866Euros will be rattled by heat, thunderstorm breaks, cooking advertisement breaks, bomber squadron flyovers, hip-hop walkout anthems, just wave after wave of pure Americana until they don’t know what the hell is going on and are looking all around… and then the USMNT will strike
FIGHT AND WIN
>uh we wouldn't do this in germanywell you're in AMERICA
>>155033827>>155033767noone of these happened in 1994 because the expats and hispanics practically run the whole thing and americans had no idea it was even happening, now the trumptards have an axe to grind against the entire world
let's 7:1 these retards
>>155033936You shouldn't even do this in America.
>USA down 2-0 at halftime>second half about to kickoff>Bon Jovi “Livin on a prayer” starts playingWhat happens next, /sp/?
USA
amerimutts can‘t afford a roof
anyone wanna join my drinking game?take a shot every 5mins of play until Sane gets a shot on goal
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>155033950HERE WE GO
>>155033797I love how hard the production is tilting the Europoors.
KWAB
HAHA WHO'S THE TRANNIE NOW
Why do Murritards host this world cup again?Lmao what a joke of a nation
this germany's kit is so pretty
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Goal
oh nee nee nee nee
Still don’t care
who will donald trump root for in this game?on one hand he's president of the USA, but on the other hand he's biologically half germanblood runs thicker than a passport....
USA bros...
>>155033538nominative determinism still undefeated
Pull their visas and ecort them to the airport
>wear gay numbers>loseEvery time
KING KAIHAVERTZ
They are going to 8-0 us and destroy our confidence before the tournament starts
>trying hard in a friendlyEnjoy your RO16 exit
>that defendingyea you are gonna get raped my mutt friends
Holy shit their team is even more mutted than ours
>>155034029We wouldn't do that.
>>155034009Orangeman bleeds red white and blue.
>>155034038RO16 would be great
Even the german coach looks like a meth head they just pulled of a random strip mall parking lot
mutts I don't think this semen slurping game is for me
should've clapped for defence instead
We're gonna get set pieced to death
>>155034047*here in Germany
>>155034029we don't do that in Germany
how could havertz do that to us after we went to iran for HIM???
>long hair Poch wearing athleisure Can’t tell if this is him assimilating to America or just giving up on life
Nagelsmann has bigger moobs than Poch lol
Why is Pulisic 10 number in rainbow colors?
>>155034062There is a chant for that, too!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6NUfc5pIn0
Why is everyone playing like a headless chicken?
>>155033996no wonder, it's basically the same as the 1990 jersey
>>155034009He's probably playing golf as we speak and obsessing about his ballroom
lmao USA is so shit
>>155034086USAID state mandated fag month jerseys
well there it goes, my 2nd shot
uh oh early scare ameribros
Sane is such a lazy bitch...imagine if that was Karl
American are gonna get gangbanged in their own soil
>>155034047If there is a team that loves to destroy others' confidence by atropelating them, it's yours.
>>155034086to add another layer of irony when he does his trump dance celebration
>the absolute State of USMNTwill they even make it out of the group stage?
mutt bros.... 1-0 already?? kek
i don't see this unitedshartian team beating Paraguay nor Turkey, can they do it vs Australia?
>>155034047>>155034081Even if you go easy, every attack you make goes through us with no resistance. >>155034098He's probably taking his prescription meth and talking about bombing Iran more.
>destroys our starting goalie's confidence by getting raped by GermanyWhat did our coach mean by this?
America is #16 on FIFA rankings?? That seems high
>three black defenders and 38 year old Tim ReamOut of 350 million people that make up the USA, this can't possibly be the best we have.
>>155034110>state mandatedso the Trump administration forces your national team to wear the LGBTQ+ jerseys?
>>155034146I don't think so but my fellow Americans are optimistic. Turkey is several levels above us and Paraguay and Australia are better than us too.
>>155034157Doesnt the federation decide who they play frendlies against?
>doing a friendly against another world cup team right before it startskinda weird ngl
it's not trinidad and his friend tobago
I don't think the weather and crowd is slowing them down guys
>>155034162can't think of a ranking more fraudulent than ours. it's hilarious
>pringlesAmericans and goyslop are inseparable kek
Name a single country the US of A could even beat
>>155034183Why not? It’s a good final test against decent opposition Of course, it also takes place because of marketing. FIFA needs a big name to generate attention in the US
>>155034200Pringles are good though
>>155034168USAID. Our gay Obama judges prevented and blocked Trump from firing all the globohomo agents he tried to purge and fire. Gay Obama and Biden judges basically run our country and stop Orangeman from doing anything.
>>155034200love me texas bbq pringles
FUCK SAKE TAKE SANE OFF AND INJECT KARL WITH ROID JUICEI CANT WATCH THIS USELESS BUM
>>155034175IMPREGNATE
>>155034180Probably, our Federation is retarded and holds soccer back even harder than our team's performance does
ngl, I bet the food in american stadiums is probably amazing.
>>155034209Israel
Why do American goals look so weird?There's something different about them
>>155034200Pringles are better than Lay‘s for sureNothing over FunnyFrisch, though
>>155034175Incredible hips. Puro slag energy. Nice bush. 10/10
you guys are shit at this game, stick to your version and never host the wc again
>>155034209Give me Senegal or I retire
>>155034209panama, 1-0
Nagelsmann's cap makes him look like the stereotypical millennial
>>155034200i hope this aint the official score bug. No aesthetic whatsoever
>>155034216absolutelysour cream & onions is the GOAT chip
Braun looking good, Bayern bros
>>155034209Germany, unironically
WHERE IS PEPI?Dest and Puli are our only decent at
>>155033523A complementary US virgin 18yo skinny and tight, for every EUROBVLL to celebrate our victory over the mutts...
>>155034246first of all, we know. second of all you're posting like a turbofag during a friendly lmao
>>155034246We aren't playing great either bro.
>>155034168Could be worse, my local club personally invited Hasan Piker to attend their game.
Are Burger king or Mcdonalds doing any sponsor?
kino game ngl. None of that arsenal haramball bs
>wear fag colors>lose
>>155034243for me its brets
This kind of rain at 30C is crazy
Pringles don't even use real potatoes for their chips btw
why are the americans almost scoring haha.
>>155034168Orangeman loves the homos
>>155034258Those are disgusting Paprika is best
>>155034245>Nice bushKek… so you’ve also seen THOSE photos?
>activate the weather delay
>>155034275… why?Few people in this world deserve to be called scum. He does
Where my boy Nick Woltemade???
I am enjoying this match ngl
Cam on USA, score sum fackin gols
That's what I'm talking about, keep that ball in our possession. Make these German boys run.
>>155034295it's kino. reminds me of the summers I enjoyed as a kid
For me it was fries to go
>Sahne just jogging around
>>155034302its just flat tater tots
>>155034218>Obama and Biden judges basically run our countryIsn't that an infraction on the separation of powers?Why isn't YourDemocracy doing anything against that?
>>155034304Our attack is ok. Our defense is brainless and leaks like a seive. Our midfield has no control and can only press and spam counter attacks.
>>155034200>>155034216Pringles don't even use real potatoes I don't think are allowed to call them chips in europe just like Subway who use fake bread kekbottom of the barrel
>>155034321
>>155034317>why?Because in this country only faggy hipster leftists like this sport
>>155034304We are trash. Please understand
>Germany weakening after lightning fast goal
This isn't the first June 6 we started with heavy losses before winning against Germany in the end...>I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
Should the US team drop out of the competition out of embarrassment after this?
>>155034314You know it, m8
US are actually playing quite well and they have some momentum
I don't care what happens. I blame sane
Only a matter of time before we tie this up
>game takes place in ChicagoFFS, how many of our players will get shot after the game?Can we at least pick which players those Chicagoean gentlemen will send bullets into?
>>155034390blame negersmann instead
Please understand that Germany is collapsing and nobody gives a shit about football anymore.
>>155033523I believe that we will lose
kino game from the U.S respect
>>155034395They’re in a containment zone the other side of town
>>155034395All for SanéI‘d say one for Neuer, but that’s not going to be necessary
>>155034378Qatar was the first time in history that the hosting country loses the first match, so far America isn’t even close to that embarrassment
>>155034347It's part of the separation of powers to check the executive branch and activist judges are basically untouchable gods appointed for life. Congress and senate are corrupt bureaucrats only concerned with getting re-elected and collecting foreign moneys.
>>155034347judicial branch has defacto been the supreme branch of government for over a century because we're terrified to impeach them.
Americans are outplaying the Germans, kek. If the Germans have any shame they would drop out of the WC right now
>>155034407>Germany is collapsingFill me in pls
>>155034371>lightning fast goalA Blitzgoal? Blitztor?
>>155034395we have jannies for niggers and crime when there are special events
Cam on US bros. You gotta do your cringe chant, as warm up. I'll start:I
>>155034356Disingenuous. They use potato powder.
>>155034395Just stay outta O block and you'll be ight, white boy.
>>155034429you didn't even qualify
>>155034356dw CVS health is here to save the day in case you get sick on the goyslop
>>155034429As if we ever gave a fuck about playing attractive football. You gotta deal with itHowever, this team sucks indeed
>>155034452BELIEVE
ayo bruv who dat american lamine yamal left defender dude
>>155034470IN
>>155034470ISRAEL
>SanéHoly fuck
Please score 3 more goals in this match.
>>155034439Their GDP has grown 0.1% since 2019. In the same time, their population has grown 5-6%. So their GDP per capita has been declining annually. Their industry is hard hit from the lack of cheap Russian energy, and they are also getting fucked by Chinese EUVs. At the same time they are decommissioning nuclear reactors because of the climate.
>>155034452FIGHT…AND WIN
>>155034428We have to go full El Salvador/French revolution against the judges if we want any real change. Bolsanaro got absolutely buttfucked by untouchable activities judges in Brazil. We should learn from based Bukele.
>Sanass
>>155034429>any shameEh...No.
Why does the usa shirts have fag colored numbers?
>>155034439gouvernment unironically fell for the trickle down meme and has been lowering taxes for companies for the last 20 and now surpise pikachu face when we have been in recession for the last 6 years and companies actually not giving a shit about a country.
>>155034467CONCACAF tournaments usually have jailbait medic assistants, but they won't be around for an international tournament
Just got here, gimmie temp status, have any of the Germans passed out from the heat yet?
>break time to run some ads like this is a superbowl FFS I hate Americans
>>155034483>>155034485kek
>>155034462The Norwegian and Swedish, our brothers, they did, and they will go farther than you
>hydration breakhow hot is in there right now?
>>155034494Where did our population grow by 4.5 million in six years?
GG he pulled out the laptop
>>155033523>hydration breakIt’s fucking 70 degrees
>>155034513Month of humiliation
>>155034485heh gottem
>>155034513because gay rights are human rights or something
>>155034512did they smell an Indian or something why are they holding their mouths and noses
>>155034522What heat?The game is in Chicago and it's 26°C and rainy there, that's nothing
>>155034494It was pretty stupid to declare war and sanctions against the country they buy all their energy from, especially after their stupid green activists shut down the coal and nuclear plants. Germany is such an embarrassing country, atleast they're good at football.
it's funny that the timer doesn't stop during a mandatory three minute break.
>>155034522almost not having any germans on the "german team" also has its advantages
>>155034513To make sure, everyone knows, they hate Trump.For them, it's a sad thing, that the people rule, not them.
>>155034453The difference in flavor is exactly like cooking real potatoes vs using potato powder in a bag to cook "potatoes".Pringles is beyond pathetic compared to Funny-Frisch or Crunchips. Lays is trash too
>>155034527>Dane simping for SwedesOkay, this is going too far. Bait or not, have some shame
10 min hydration break
>>155034522it's the same heat as lwast week in germany tho?
bros...why is the U.S team whiter than our NT?
>>155034513We're gay bottoms for Israel
We're not wearing the fag jerseys for the group stage are we?
Stadium is pretty full desu
>>155034527Don't the swedes hate your country?
>>155034566Scandis are one (1) family. You wouldn't understand
>>155034531I assume from undocumented rapefugee/ peaceful immigrants because Germans don't procreate anymore.
>>155034557>atleast they're good at footballAnon, I …
>hydration breakwhat do i drink out of my new cup?
is that the Chicago Bulls theme?
>>155034573Where have you been?France has moved to the African continent.
Deport Miles Robinson. Two goals now conceded by himself in two matches
>>155034523Our manager doesn't like them, Euro managers are the ones who asked for this. Cry harder, kraut.
>>155034537Just an excuse for another commercial break
>>155034554teams complained that some matches had hydration breaks where they could strategize and others didn't so now they just have breaks all matches to keep things the same
stream links pls
>>155034513>fag colored numbersits not jsut fag. its the racial-social justice flag that has brown and black and tranny colors in it as well
what's up with the US fag numbers? i thought we were the gayest team in the world cup
why are they using the gay color for numbers
Is Trump really okay with the rainbow numbers
Song name?
do they run ads during those water breaks on US TV?
Hydration break?Goddamn grass fairies can't even play for 45 minutes anymore? They spend like 25% of that laying on the ground. Maradona could do that without cocaine...
>>155034599Sad state of affairs
>>155034594you are supposed to fill it with pee and throw it at someone
>>155034612Muh pride month
>everyone itt is obsessed with gay shitlol
>>155034573it's a rich kids sport in the u.s.
The difference in actual quality between Karl and Sane is just insane...its like we are playing with 10 on the pitch
>>155034573Niggermaxxing is the meta
>>155034593Fritz, if Sane was American he'd be our GOAT. That's how shit we are. Atleast be grateful for the one thing your country has a history of success in.
>live in LA>USMNT’s first game is here>hmm maybe I should go>fucking $1000 just to get in the door, actually good seats are way moreWhat the fuck even? Who authorized this? It’s not like the demand’s even that high, the stadium isn’t close to full
>>155034591It’s still bullshit, Mr /pol/. We didn’t get that many people since 2019, not even close. We didn’t even get that many people in 2015, that’s when shit really went down>>155034589Disgraceful. Seriously. Swedes howled with joy over going to the World Cup over you, and here you are
>>155034529>>155034529I live in Chicago and it's 80 (27C) but muggy
Opinions on the warm up shirts?
>>155034615Sirius by Alan Parsons projectIt was the pre game them the chicago bulls used during the 90s
>>155034623The Dutch are all half-bloods. They love the chocolate. Why don't you guys impregnate some chocolate queens? It will look better. Your guys are just pitch black
>>155034618No, but a different broadcaster will do the coverage when the WC starts so we’ll see if it stays that wayDuring the club world cup dazn was running ads during substitutions
>>155034618I guarantee you they will during the world cup
>>155034589Scandinavians don’t love their families lol
>>155034606fmhy (dot) net
>>155034648Don't forget the cholo riots and stabbings you have to avoid after the game ends.
>>155034648They say this is the most expensive World Cup ever, so thanks USA
>>155034654Half your country is moroccans
>>155034640Nagelsmann is a dicksucker for Sané.Even if Karl hadn't had that injury, he would have never fielded him. He outright hates him.
>>155034658How many guns minimum are needed to defend yourself during a trip to the stadium?
>>155034622Ad breaks
>>155034660should have just copied the mainzer karnevals trikot
3 Minute Breaks wtf!?!?Does the us broadcasting show ads now???
>>155034610>>155034612>>155034613
>>155034660lots of belgian flags in there, whoever designed this is a faggot
>>155034685yes
>>155034660Jestermaxxing
>>155034673Das rite, in our culture we hate food and family is not important
>>155034673Scandinavian have extremely high suicide rates despite claiming to be so happy.
>>155034681Chicago north of the loop is actually extremely white, wealthy, and safe
>>155034647The scary part is that we still have the third-largest economy in the world. Imagine if we cared
>>155034606im watching on streamfree (dot) app
Is Chicago really such a hellish shithole these days as everyone says?When I was little many of my favorite Christmas movies took place there (Home Alone, the one with Chevy Chase, etc.), so kinda sad how that city (apparently) devolved into such a mess now
I’m a scandi. ScanDiegan.
>>155034660drop the VW and Adidas logos, move the squad badge up to where the VW logo is.
>>155034699No
Where do Euros get their sense of superiority from? You're more ZOG'd than us, I can buy one of your women for $50.
>>155034703https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_economic_crisis_(2022%E2%80%93present)-ACK
>>155034557russia closed down the pipelins btw just to try the lamest gaslight of you did not do repairs on the lines in time comrade ;)
>Wirtz not happening>Musiala not happening>Sane not happening (expected)damn we are BIG SHIT
>>155034613This orange shabbos goy is okay with anything that makes [him] money at this point. It doesn't alienate fags and generates more revenue. He completely sold out to jews and jeets.
>>155034703You could take over the world if you cared and had some ambition and national pride...Oh well.Trying to play out the back with our shitters is going to get us killed every game. We should play hoofball to take advantage of our speed on the wings.
This DEU Euro away jersey was kino
>>155034689kek literally every comment below was either "yea we know", or "if I say this they call me an antisemite" and shit like that
>>155034703>third-largest economy in the worldHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155034710I think it always had insane crime. But it’s limited to a certain area for the most part
>>155034710No, its one of the nicer american cities in all seriousness. There are shitty parts but thats true of all american cities, the north part you’ll be fine. Just don’t take public transportation especially redline
>>155034689We really shouldn't keep putting up with this.
>>155034734It do be like that
>>155034710Africans, murder
>>155034724Lol stupid gay Germany. You guys deserve your fate. Should have listened to mama Merkel and gone all in on nuclear.
ten years ago...
>>155034648i'm here also and yeah, it's pretty silly. i'm just going to watch the game at a bar by the beach
>>155034710Chicago is only bad in a small pocket south. Where I live it's like heaven on earth>great schools>brick architecture and tree lined streets>kids riding their bikes everywhere>bars and restaurants on every corner>don't have to drive to go to attractions, shiopping, things to do
Imagine if Germany didn't get away with that fluke offsides goal
>>155034745Nigger shouldn't you be in a bomb shelter rn
Spent 33 minutes reading the thread. Did I miss something?
>>155034731what do the shorts look like? white with the red-yellow-black stripes would look good with the shirt
I don't mind the american team but those american commentators that's too much ...
>>155034710>Is Chicago really such a hellish shithole these days as everyone says?Don’t go farther south than the Loop and stay relatively close to the Lake and it’s a beautiful city. Anything outside of that gets third-world pretty fast
>>155034660>>155034712otherwise, good shit, will age well
>>155034722$50 is like only 43€ at this point, you couldn't even get a date with a 3/10 for that little with how materialistic our women are these days
>>155034765Nothing about the goal was offside though
>rainbow numbersdoes everything about this country have to be a humiliation ritual?
Sane really is screwing up every attack
>>155034379Nice!
>>155034742>don’t take public transportationAt this point, I'm not sure, if I can recommend public transit in Germany anymore, either.Public media and the liberal press are trying hard to downplay the rising problems, but shit's fucked.Immigrationmaxxing is a mistake.
>>155034755Grim
We are shit
>>155034675uh, he's talking about going to the US game not a Mexico game
Red Pill me on high ticket ads?! I mean those who can afford it are mostly not affected by marketing psychology and those who can't afford,' can't afford it.
>>155034769Not yet, stuff happens post midnight usually.
Ream looks like he played for Germany in 2014
>>155034735it's true. Too bad we have merz and the cdu at the helm at the moment who just won't accept that the agenda 2010 impact on wages is biting us in the ass after the free trade has been sabotaged by both the USA and the china. Should have turned to bolster eu trade and binnemarktyears ago. Habeck and the greens unironically would have us at above 1% growth now easily if the were in charge. Klingbeil is a CSU Schläferzelle btw.
>>155034793Where the fuck do you live ?
>>155034742Lotta yuros with no experience with American blacks are gonna find out the hard way pretty soon
>>155034802You don't know much about sporting events in Lis Angeles, do you bro?
>>155034784you won WW2 tranny
>>155034801>WeNo, it's the DFB team.
HOLY SHIT
B L O O T E R
GOLAZO
Okay I admit that was a good one
kek
>>155034782An offsides player screened Ream which is interfering with the opponent
>>155034825has to be Frankfurt or Berlin.maybe Hamburg.
ABSOLUTE BLOOTER
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>155034831no one won WW2 except pissrael
Whoa
GET FUCKED YOU NAZI FAGS!USA USA USA USA
HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING GOAL HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHA
Shall be winning the Cup, I fear
>>155034698I know
GOLAZO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
what a fucking LASER
U S AU S AU S A
Iran bros....it's over.
el golazo
I hate the DFB, Nagelsmeme, and this shit team so much, bros … words cannot describe it
>>155034722Denmark average male height: 182cmUS average male height: 175cmhttps://www.businessinsider.com/countries-with-tallest-people-rankingDenmark average penis: 15cmUS average penis: 14cmhttps://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/penis-size-by-countryDenmark average net salary: $5.3KUS average net salary: $4.5Khttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Denmarkhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_the_United_States
You were saying?
FREEEEEEEEEEEE BIRD YEEEEEEEEAH
das war ein strammer schuss
>>155033523KWAB
U S A SAThat counts for 2, USA leads
holy blooter
NOT SO FAST KRAUTS
>free bird starts playingkin->it's some shitty remixeww
>announcer shouting some "YEAAAH WE'RE BORN IN THE USA" thingwhat
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAFUCK LIL HANS GON DO ??
this nigga rotating
>doing this in friendly instead of actual big gamesWhat are the chances that the US just "spent" their ammo
Nager is such a traitor starting (and even calling up) Sane, he needs to wake up and realise the 2020 B00n bloc is not what it was.
BLOOOOOTER
>>155034874>net salaryLol
>>155034874Denmark, Luxembourg, Norway, Switzerland are all objectively better, but most of Europe is not
>>155034874And yet your sister would rim my asshole for a green card
imagine wasting your once in a lifetime goal on a useless friendly instead of scoring it at the world cup and tripling your market value
its fucking over. group exit here we go.
Nice one
>>155034903Yup
Homoref that was a yellow
YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ARE TRYING TO KILL PULINGZ
LOSERmany should drop out of the WC from embarrassment
I'm an expert and I'll tell you right now that goal was a fluke.
AND WE DONT CARE
>actually expending any energy during a friendly and risking injury by going hardKinda cringe bros ngl, we're just taking it easy and relaxed here
Germany looking sus
>>155034918why are you coping sour grapes? just enjoy the kino goal
LMAO, imagine losing to mutts
Diversity is our strength
what a fucking screamer that was
>>155034874>US average male height: 175cmWTF?When did American men (if you can even still call them that) become such manlets?
>>155034916Danish guys are taller, bigger dicks, and earn more. Genetic superiority. Master race. This is just science. >>155034874
>>155034874cute. now remove first gen migrants from the data, compare white for white.
Where’s the webm? Holy shit soccer fans are losers, /nfl/ would’ve had a webm by now
So, people was saying this game would destroy USMNT confidence. But with that goal...
Dubs and united states of america reaches the semis
>>155034939>literally just tried to murder Pulingz
I will kill, die, and rape for PuliGOD
>sane getting mogged by muttsgrim
>>155034955we have asians and mexicansalso blacks are shorter then people think
>>155034903Didn't you see what an amazing job he did when he replaced Woltemade?Meanwhile Karl still has to prove himself.^Pretty much exactly what Nagelsmann said after the match.Sané is his GOAT.
What does the rainbow coloured numbers on the US shirts signify?
>>155034955Hispanics are short
>>155034874Ex cons that drive pepsi trucks make 5kYou have no air conditioning and soon you'll have no Greenland. Keep flapping your lips
he CUNTED that in
>>155034980gay sex
did that commentator just say "I don't know about that" ?????????
>>155034955When we became 40% Latin American
>>155034960US white male average height: 178cmDenmark ethnic Danish average male height: 183cmMaster race.
it's just a friendly to test thingsalso to appear weak when we are strong :^)right?
>>155034980sodomy is le good or something
>>155034964Now the general opinion is they are a potential winner
what the fuck is sane doing?
>>155034955hispanics drag it way down
>>155034955since the 1970s we've been absolutely FLOODED with a tidal wave of third world migrants with an average height of 5'4.
>>155034613trumpland is a nation of kitsch and mixed signaling, nothing is real, nor does reality matter nor is it hidden, nothing matters other than exposure and infamy, its baudrillard's disneyland simulacrums metaphor. e.g influencers got all riled up and an anti war front was created about palestine, a war america was only responsible for not preventing and when america directly caused a war in iran everyone was like "as long as there are no boots on the ground its fine". Amnericans are just actors in the worlds biggest tiktok incubator
>>155034980Jewish control of the whole country
>>155034980The rainbow belongs to god
>>155034980The power of frenship.
>>155034971Judging by US crime stats you were probably already doing most of that
>>155035003his best
>>155034920naw, we're gonna get eliminated in the sechzehntelfinale
I just tuned in. Why tf have the Americans scored a goal? Are we cooked?
I think he is DESTined to score today
kraut sisters...why are we choking against mutts?
Based hopefully Havertz is seriously injured
If he went ground ball he would have scored.
>>155035026Ja
>>155035026yeah, u suck. Just like in '22 and '18
>>155034980FABER LOTTO
>>155035026We suck. Sané in particular. Nagelsmann is a fraud. But none of that is even remotely new
Can someone provide me a link?Edelstube what used is shut down.Fuck RTLThanks
Adams leaving a nasty cruncher on a German after they caught Puli earlier, good teammate
>>155035026Yes, but we are cooked regardless
>the clouds part, the sun shines, and America scores onepottery
Just park the bus you tards, a draw with Germany is a win for morale and fan hype
We’re just better than muttmany lol
We don’t even care about this sport, no one knows this game is happening
>volkswagen half time showwhat the fuck, are they going to drift an old golf?
>>155035013That's kinda grim man, we live in the worst timeline
Dude we're kinda good lol
still luv me havertz
Mutts be ballin on these hoes
>>155034980Judaism
>>155035066>he doesn’t know
>>155035043>>155035051Dang>>155035053Sahne having black mail material on the Nager is still the football conspiracy I most believe in.
US are all fucking over Germany holy shit
>>155035072>We don’t care>Wins it anyway
>>155035075Germany is kinda bad
>>155035054https://thestreameast(dot)one/watch/int-friendly-games/usa-germany/7661374626
Someone injure Havertz stomp on his head
>>155035072Oh really how come I see so many of your fat countrymen in the audience sitting there with USA shirts and merchandise then
>>155035066That's Haram
>>155035090Is this Germany team shit? If so no, no one here knows that, they’ll just see that we tied the country that won 2 WCs ago
>USA wins 1-1
>>155035066Shame on you. Your grandfather didn't park the bus against the Germans.
>>155035066Our defense isn't good enough to park the bus, we're a pressing team.
>>155035022Be low test and proud
If Sané is still on the pitch after this half, I will scream. Holy shit, fuck these niggers and Nagelsmann and the DFB. Fucking faggots
>>155035096>Sahne having black mail material on the Nager...would actually make the most sense at this point, but it's still so way out there, I don't want to believe it.
Ref doesn't give a shit kek
>>155034682>Entire player, sideline, stadium covered in advertising and logos>Let's break for commercials!Bullshit.
Can these German sissies quit with the flopping? Shit is getting pathetic.
>>155035120my grandfather parked the bus against the norks
The USA attacks has looked so friggin good these last 2 games. Actually excited
>>155035073>>155035073would be kino not gonna lie
Just tuned in, what does the rainbow numbers on the USA team represent?
You don't understand, we need to let the Americans win so that Trump won't get mad and so that he will stay in NATO and protect us against the evil Russians!
just noticed musiala is on the pitch
>>155035140The magic of the JewSA
>>155035111They’re AI or something
Do Germans get enough dairy in their diet, lots of falling?
>>155035093Thanks
is Nmecha even on the field? what the fuck?why is Kimmich playing RB and DM? where is Nmecha?
>>155035116drawing >us means fuck all tbqh
>>155035156Who ?
Who from Germany would even start for the US? Maybe one or two of defenders?
If the refs don't rig at least a final 4 appearance for the US, Trump didn't spend enough
>>155034977Sane really is his idol and him choosing this Leipzig african to replace him really cements it, he is "forced" to play Sane on the right side as he will never start Leweling (even if he would be um Welten besser). The Sane fatigue is what made my dad stop watching our Muttschaft as well because all he knows is rumeiern&ballverlust
>>155034808People are willling to pay thousands for a once in a lifetime experience and Americans have a ton of disposable income.I won the ticket lottery and I'm paying $400 a ticket for Ecuador vs. Ivory Coast
wtf they're fucking winning 1-1
>1st halfWhats the verdict?
>>155033523Poch has that USA physique I see
>>155035178The legend Leroy Sané, of course. Nagelsmann probably considers him better than Beckenbauer, Müller, Seeler, Walter, and Matthäus combined
>>155034874You made the burgers seethe with this one
Should be 1-0
>>155035196We're shit.But that was to be expected.
Don't even watch soccer but now I hope we lose for wearing fag shit
See you at the England game later lads
one more goal for Germany next half and Nager will be convinced a 2-1 victory against Americans means his strategy is flawless.
>>155035178all the mutts
Nobody cares about soccer by the way
>>155035196negros dont care playing for germony, duh
>>155035152our shared hopes and dreams
>>155035191>Americans have a ton of disposable incomeyou sure about that?
>>155035196Germany midfield is non-existent and Ameribabs have heart
>>155035196We are shitNo one is surprised
Please score two more goals in this match.
I just baked a new baguetteGET IN HERE >>155035216GET IN HERE >>155035216GET IN HERE >>155035216MIGRATE
>>155035196Soccer’s coming home50 stars on the flag
>>155035152the amount of skittles they must eat. taste the rainbow.
>>155035152Sex! In the ass!
Der DFB sollte sich einfach auflösen. Das Steuergeld können wir uns sparen. Und dieses Gekicke brauchen wir echt nicht. Löscht euch.
>>155035196it's coming home, y'all
>>155035217who are you playing
>>155035111Germans are the fats of Europe, you have no right to talk Fritz
>>155035232Yes extremely. The most in the world
Lads get honest have you ever attempted to suck your own dick before
>>155035159Look at their numbers More like >jewSgay
>>155035178we literally created the holstein cow. The one that gives you more than 10.000 liters per year and made modern milk production even possible.
>>155034829i live here and you're being retarded. you're more likely to get into a fight with drunk cholos inside the stadium. and you have to be an idiot to get in a fight afterwards
NEW BAGUETTEGET IN THERE >>155035216 GET IN THERE >>155035216 GET IN THERE >>155035216
best attacking USA team of all time but the worst defensive team. How do we not have 2 centerbacks in a European league good enough for this squad
>>155035261No
>>155035260New Zealand. They have Chris Wood.
>>155035261this is factually incorrect, it's the irish (they imported too much US culture)
>>155035261Wrong actually
>a literal mutt show on the field during HTI'm fucking crying
>Germans strike the first blow against the Fats but run out of energy in inhospitable weather conditionsWhat is this the Ardennes offensive?
What's up with the dogs
>>155035196We are shitBut Germany is worse than expected
>>155035361kek
>>155035211You're richtig I missed that
>>155035420Missed what ?
>>155035453That one guy offside running across to block that defender
>>155035399its a friendly. doesnt have anything to do with a fight.
>>155035464You mean the defender nowhere close to the ball ?
>>155035500Still blocks the guy from getting near
>>155035523Still not close enough to matter
>>155035531Then he doesn't need to block him. He did though so interfering with play and he cucks his team mate
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