Previous >>155033523Have fun lads
First for death to anime
>>155035216Fuck the DFB
>>155035216BURGERBROS… IT’S COMING HOME
>>155035216>"Hi Hitler"
Nobody cares about this shitty boring european sport
Funfact: Americans of German descent tend to mispronounce their own surnames.
why aren't the germans winning?
New chant just droppedhttps://x.com/USMNT/status/2063322843711000652
State of Germs
>>155035216I was taught in kindergarten that Hitler snubbed Jesse Owen's at the Olympics but in reality Jesse himself said Hitler smiled and waved to him, and treated him better than FDR did.
>USA cheekily wins the WCDescribe the next 48 hours on /sp/
>>155035196DFB a shit. A shit. A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.Betting rates must be exploding as we speak.
Remember: You either support Germany or you're a fucking jew
usa vs germany
>>155035310>I was taught in kindergarten that Hitler snubbed Jesse Owen's at the OlympicsThis is the kind of shit Americans are being taught already in KINDERGARTEN? Wtf
I would never post a slag
>>155035292dude i have locks and kaufmann as last name. Met some mericans that thought i was jewish, lol
>>155035311
>>155035216What would he say?
>>155035295BECAUS WE ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT GODDAMNITThis isn’t rocket science, nigger. Fuck, you guys are making me mad with your pretending this is news in any way
>>155035291I hope we lose for the rainbow fag numbers alone
>>155035327I miss her on phils broadcasts
Are we shit?
where's the goal webm
>>155035335I support Germany, so I don't support the team formerly known as Die Mannschaft.
>>155035327>giflmfao
>>155035342did taytay get a boobjob?
What are your snacks while watching? For me I just warmed up my Cincinnati chilli (selfmade) and drink a can of sweet root beer. I'm an Ameriboo when it's up to food.
>literal mutt show on the field during HT
so the VW halftime show is just 4 guys talking?
>>155035344Yeah we had a kids book about it and the teacher read it for storytime in kindergarten lol
>>155035365Disgusting
>>155035353He wouldn't say anything. He would listen and that's what no one else did.
>>155035353he would say Negersmann is not foerdering the deutsches Talent because he is choosing to start stupid Africans like dschonatan tah and liroj sahne
>>155035347would have assumed so aswell tbqh
>>155035365love me lara croft
>>155035344The only thing I remember about kindergarten was getting mad that some girl learned how to read one book before I could.
>portugal score after penaldo leaves
>>155035390They're paying to sponsor the halftime discussion but not give them a car to drive around in.
>>155035411What superior ethnic German talent is being snubbed exactly? Isn't anglo-African Musiala their best player?
>>155035267
>>155035385drove through france on the way home today so picked up some assortiment patisserie i am feasting on right now.
>>155035435I thought there will be some music or some sort of spectacle
>>155035426I remember biting some other kid's ass, and one girl shat herself in class
>Coca Cola Send Off MatchHoly basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTJSt4wP2ME
>>155035437Musiala is kinda washed adfer Donnarumma killed him in the Club WC
>>155035412he didn't fly so good
>>155035449>casually driving through francewhere do you live
we love black kweens around here
>mfw we win fifa
>>155035472Hessen
Trump just posted a TRUTH about Chicago btwBut not related to the game, just an AI photo of Obama's library or something (he appears to be critical of the building's look)
Cam on deutschland scor som faking goals
>>155035474why does she have so many moles
>>155035451That will be for the knockout matches IIRC
>>155035480Obama was born in Kenya
>>155035437i think you haven't watched football in 2 years with current form muttsiala being your top choice, Fuehrich could do 10x what Sane does, Schlotterbeck needs to start over Tah(fat and slow and immobile, everything the stereotypical black athlete is not supposed to be), Bischof could be playing over Brown if we wanted a German rep but Brown is a good player, and Stach could have replaced Amiri
It's been 4 years since the last world, any updates on the gf-to-you situation?
>>155035279thank you germany
>>155035488Afraid I DO NOT like women doing fun/quirky things. I just want them to stfu and look sexy and stfu.
>>155035488Bulgaria my greatest ally
>4:11 goal attemptsKRAUT GO HOME
>>155035513still grim
>>155035497Moles are cute though
>>155035513still on loan
>>155035488She can stomp on my nuts
tnt just showed a 90 days fiance trailer about a guy getting a circumcision to become an american
>>155035513i got married bro, but i am also a millenial unc
>>155035488damn she's literally perfect
I went to a german heritage half marathon today, was pretty good. It was miserable outside but they were frying up bratwurst at the finish line so that made it better.
>>155035385Drei im weckla wurst for some cultural exchange
>>1550355132022 yes gf2026 no gf
>>155035488who is that?
We're beating the nazis like in ww2
>>155035513im a 34 year old virgin. frankly im surprised im alive to see this world cup.
>>155035564>Drei im wecklamy nigga
>>155035548Please respect our culture
>>155035558>German heritageisn't that like half the country though
PUT THE BALL IN THE NET FOR FUCKS SAKE
>Tilamans
FAAAAAAAACK
We kicking German ass just like it's WWII all over again. Poch is king.
>>155035570go back into your tunnel shlomo
U SAU S A
WC 2010: gfWC 2014: no gfWC 2018: gfWC 2022: no gfWC 2026: no gf (so far)I have one week left to get me a gf to keep the symmetry intact...
Tah is kinda fat, no?
>Cant tell if germs are shit>Or the US is decent
>>155035633More like WW1 where they’re already a bit shit and subverted
>>155035633There's a thank you card from Epstein on its way to you at this very moment
>>155035513Married my gf, had a son, now we got another kid coming.#blessed
what are you guys eating to watch this
>>155035656We definitely are shitNot sure about the rest
>>155035647I’ll be your >gf anon :3
>>155035617yeah but I'm from pennsylvania so we have a bunch of inbred retards who still speak a version of germanthe people that ran this thing were better then them though, they just had like an oompah band and sausages and stuff
>>155035670My moms leftover frozen Vegan enchiladas but I added cheese and sour cream on top
>>155035548those shows' scripts are written by AI. they trawl the internet for popular talking points and incorporate them into storylines. none of it is real, 'reality' is a misnomer
>>155035662>Croatia
>>155035662Epstein didn't give us Poch bro
>nmuttcha
>>155035670unironically a burger from five goys
>literally all these games are being played in the USA tonightthe world cup has basically already begun
>>155035687No, just Irish
>>155035682The Amish are the most based people in America
>>155035670red beet eggs
this chilean ref bro lol
soft as shit
>>155035647wc 98: no gfwc 02: no gfwc 06: no gfwc 10: no gfwc 14: no gfwc 18: no gfwc 22: no gfwc 26: no gf (yet)when i come back to germany we should hit the public viewing together for some foreign girls ;)
Germany needs refball to beat us bahahahahahaha. I’m so sick of having Latin American refs they always fuck us
Germiflops
>>155035682honestly that sounds kinda wholesome, ngl. i like pennsylvania now.
>sane
>Sahne
>Sane>Not Sane
>SaneSane>SaneSane
Literally on my knees begging for 2 more goals in this match.
waste of a kick
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>155035704How can you afford that shit? Are you some kind of crypto millionaire?
WAVE YOUR FLAGS
krauts paid this ref off
>niggers taking freekicks
Quit your flopping pussies
>>155035761This is one of the most hilariously American webms I have ever seen lol
>>155035761i would love to be put in this self defense situation so i could erase some niggers for free
NAILSMAN YOU IDIOT TAKE HIM OUT ALREADY HE'S ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT TAKE SANE OUT NOW
>>155035267Based.
>>155035778Ref is chill on both sides auctually
>>155035778You guys just can’t deal with us, man upGlorious German genius
USA FINNA D-DAY GERMANY AGAIN
Is Germany trying their best? Is this their top 11? Why are they so bad? It seems like Kroos is the only reason Germany used to be good.
What in the actual fuck is this? You have 4chan neets who look more respectable gooning in their room
>>155035786best fk takers have some in em, outside of messi that is
SANE
>sanenever doubted him
OH NO NO NO
>>155035771i got it delivered too kek, my order was $55
B O OOO
>>155035704>>155035771Five guys cheeseburger (the one with two patties) + normal fries + soda = 22 + something EUR here, what about you
APOLOGIZE
nooooooo
>>155035813The reason is called sane
>>155035804Mogged
Nagelsmann gonna jizz
Leroooooy Jenkinsssss
>>155035815I thought bayern fired him because how trendy and fashionable he was. What happened?
Tried to hate on a nigga
>>155035813 jynxed it
GET FUCKED YOU FAT SUBHUMANS WE OWN YOU FOREVER I LOVE YOU LEROY SANÉ
OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sane will now play 90 minutes every match
>>155035474>>mfw we win fifahttps://x.com/ManagerTactical/status/1997001864165151202/
MLelS Defending
>>1550358685D chess
Apologize
>>155035843M8...
I just kneeled in front of the tv and apologized
Three goals in two games miles robinson has conceded now
>unironically conceding to SaneI've seen enough, Iran has won.
USA needs to chill. This is not the final. It's a FRIENDLY. We are not even playing for real. Chill!
wait all this time i thought we were in white and germany were in black but it's us in dark blue and germany in white
>>155035886Literally my 9/11 now he plays more because of that
>>155035786and there it is
>>155035859The disgruntled Allende lover ref is hating on us
This is Leroys world, we are just living in it.
>pemls defense
>>155035896feels like WC already lol
>>155035868
The 3 hosts are too honest and oblivious to all the cheating that goes on in soccer. This isn't an even fight.
>>155035896Just practicing your flops? They still need some work.
>>155035896I want to believe this is real
What the fuck was that. Sane is ragebaitjng at this point.
ich bring mich gleich um dieser neger spielt jetzt jedes spiel FUCK ME
LMAO that trick pass by Sane
>>155035912
>>155035836where i'm at the same is about $27 USD
remember how cocky the krauts were at the beginning of this match?
Wirtz is a shitter. Chad Havertz is running the German attack like prime Totti at Roma
>>155035761Hoenstly I'd give them my meal, it brings them one step closer to heart attack which is funny
Is that guy really a Germ? Come on now.
Balogun has been quite poor today
>go take a shit>miss three goals
do americans sometimes go to real restaurants or just to fast food ones?
>not on ARD>not on ZDFLeute wo läuft?
>>155035937You are losing to Sane btw
>>155035930I meant this >>155035902
>>155035950P P V punkt TO, aber auf Englisch
>>155035947What's a real restaurant? Chipotle?
Please score one more goal in this match.
>>155035950Radio Television Luxembourg
>>155035950Mein rtl
>>155035859Gio Reyna is here, you're fucked now Krauts
>>155035950Kabel Eins
>>155035950bei de dreckijen letzeburschern
>>155035836Yea but five guys is overpriced shit which is gonna be bankrupt soon as nobody goes there. Every five guys store I see is empty. Their shit is too expensive and their ambience looks too cheap. Mutts, can you explain whats so great about this?I aint gonna buy premium burgers for premium price when they are wrapped into fucking aluminium foil and the resstaurant looks like restroom
>>155035947Nigga the match is in Chicago, look it up
>>155035950Der dritte Deutsche Sender
>>155035896>We are not even playing for real.DFB hasn't been "playing for real" for almost a decade by now.>>155035950ARD radio has it. (You aren't missing anything.)
>>155035926Please someone do this to our centerbacks
Is the US team going to wear homo numbers the entire world cup?
A lot of refball in this game, innit?
>>155035971Lol, nevermind. You just answered my question basically.
>>155035985>Yea but five guys is overpriced shit which is gonna be bankrupt soon as nobody goes there. Every five guys store I see is empty.I think is used to be popular 15 years ago. I don't know why there are apparently so many in Germany. I've never gone there in my life, it's food for people who want diabetes.
>>155035947it's cute how Euros think a street cafe isn't just fast food with a doily on the table
>>155035985I never like five guys, not only is overpriced but it's also a pile of grease
>>155035896were you playing for real when you lost to japan
>>155035947Sure they go to real restaurants like Olive Garden and PF Changs all the time
Berhalter is a dogshit player but he’d make a quite good male model (no homo)
>>155035970thanks bro>>155035975>>155035976>>155035984>>155035987it says RTL+ you can stream "for free" but you literally cannot
>>155035947r8 my order
I think the US team should let Trump take any penalties they get
>>155035985>Every five guys store I see is empty.^This. Even the Düsseldorf Altstadt one is empty.Which probably means there are problems beyond the price point.
>>155035985Five guys is often the highest quality meat + most consistent burger around. it's definitely overpriced but the alternatives are usually worse or more expensive
>>155036017Everything looks better, tastes better and is healthier in europe. And you know it.
>>155035985People like certain brands JUST because the portion is big and sloppy. Fiveguys has large sloppy topped burgers and used to throw the fries in the bag like feed for an animal. It's a gimmick but now it's $25
>Ads in german in Chicago. So no mutts are watching this or what?
>>155036017>>155036018Euros always shit on our food, yet McDonalds is the most popular restaurant in the UK, France and Germany.
>>155035947no tech workers with no personality besides eating expensive food make real restaurants too expensive for everyone else
>>155036040You think Trump would watch or play this boring shit?
>>155036020Maybe
>>155035985>>155036016>>155036018I mean, it's an okay burger for a not-so-okay price though.Plus there have been a dozen better burger chains opening up in Germany and I am sure anywhere else.
Just turned on my antenna what color is America
>>15503603717/76
Is this Soldier field btw?
>>155036037how can you trademark Mouth and Kraft? Can everybody just buy a word?
>Berhalter>Reynathe N in USMNT stands for Nepo babies
>>155036059yeah, but only untermenschen go there
>>155036068I think he wants to get any recognition and trophy he can no matter what, even the fifa peace prize He will 100% hold the world cup up at the end of the grand final and kiss it himself
>>155036052But there's no roundup in your food. How can your body handle that?
>>155036058They can tweak this for every country, it is changed for different broadcasts. Americans probably get different stuff
>>155036033Well, if you pay for access to the supreme programming of >RTL, it's """free""" to watch the match.
>>155036058No, no one caresMost people don’t even know a world cup is happening
>>155036093you can buy anything here. even male children if you're a homosexual
>>155036075Why did you fags even let 5 guys in to your country? If Hamburgers are FROM FUCKING HAMBURG have you ever thought about prioritizing GERMAN BURGERS instead of importing shit franchises from us? Show some national pride, Fritz.
>>155036068He's a former "soccer" player and correctly calls it football.
>>155036058those are being altered in post-production these days
>>155036059>>155036098gonna be 100% honest here, Micky Ds is not so bad.
>>155036107Looked like a real led screen in close up to me
I wish I could demolish like 10 sloppy smash burgers right now
>>155036121there are lots of local burger joints which is a big problem for five guys
>>155036058Usually the other country's feed is from the other side displaying their ads
>>155036121We have Burgermeister, Burgervision or Goldie's - if you ever make it here try these.
>>155036089Yes
>Water break
GG first team match is over
>>155036150>10 sloppy smash burgersthey prefer to be referred to as 'gay americans'
holy fuck they are gonna be really hydrated after this
FUCK INFANTINO AND HIS RAMADAN WATER BREAKS FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK
Leweling was our last hope even though he's just as shitbut Nager isn't even subbing him inso Sane will start every gamemy hype for the WC has plummeted to -1 with the Karl injury
>>155036152exactly
Deutschland gegen die Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika im Soldatenfeld-Stadion in Schikagen
>>155036140>Micky Ds is not so bad.It is now. Very few fast food franchises have been good since the 2000's, and McDonald's is not an exception. Off the top of my head Chick-Fil-A is the only fast food I've had in the last 3 years that wasn't absolute fucking trash, and even they aren't as special as people pretend they are.
>>155036037>Every item is trademarked>Big mouth
I’m really surprised they haven’t started calling it the “Coca-Cola Hydration Break” while they all drink from coke shaped water bottles or something
>>155036169Wrong>HYDRATION BREAK BROUGHT TO YOU BY POWERADE
>>155036052having actually been to EVROPA, I can say no the average shit the average euro eats day to day is not different. again, it's cute how you think otherwise just because your government-owned media outlet told you so.
>>155036185Former home of the Hammond Bears
>>155036058these ads are put on digitally, it will be different for each country
>>155036152>>155036165Good. You should try and corner the burger market considering YOU INVENTED THEM. I have been all over the world, the best burgers I've eaten have been in Japan. They're your competition.
>>155036058those billboards are pretty much green screens lad you get ads catered to your broadcaster
>>155036121They like würstchen, not börgers
>>155036178At least musiala is not injured.... yet
>>155036188they are focusing on the vegan and gluten folk now. Only time when i eat there when the vegan girl is part of our group.
were there these many hydration breasks in qatar or am i misremembering?
>>155036037No southwestern egg rolls? Are you an immigrant?
Based Travis Scott Hydration Break
>>155036204Their food doesn't have shit preservatives and isn't full of corn syrup. Their water also isn't fluorodated. Their food is healthier than ours.
fucking ad breaks
>>155036177Are there actually gonna be water breaks in the World cup? Is this real?
>>155036093>euros pretending trademarks don't exist theretry and start a car company in Germany called (Adam) Opel and tell me how far you get before a court shuts you down.
>>155036236was in winter
I don't like these shared tournaments. Mexico, USA and Canada. Morocco, Portugal and Spain.How about we just have ONE country host a cup again?
German commentators just said one white against 4 Americans. What did he mean by this ?
>>155036236it's unironically just to insert an ad breakFIFA is learning from the NFL how to squeeze every little dollar possible out of what is supposed to be a sports broadcast
hitting the spider cam gets you 5 extrapoints
Either Germany is shit, or America has a solid chance to go far this time
>>155036282would take too long to cycle back to an oil country
>>155036283Colour of the kit.
>blue white black>germany plays in white>usa in blackwho the fuck designed this shit
>>155036282With 48 teams, it's getting harder for a single country to be able to do it.
>>155036291France lost against the Ivory Coast btw
>>155036283meinte wahrscheinlich die trikotfarbe
>>155036282welcome to hypercommercialisation, the world cup will never go back to a normal size, a normal amount of host countries and they will find every opportunity to insert breaks or musical acts where they can
>0 shot attempts in 2nd half (11 in 1st)kek, did their balls drop off in the break or what
Are >we going to crash out in the round of 16 again
>>155036295our kit sucks, shpi;d've been blue top with white shorts
Literally on my knees begging and crying right now for one more goal.
The USA is hopeless defensively. Uninspired without Pulisic. Fun Refball, though. Won't be surprised if this spic gets someone injured by not calling fouls
>>155036300Except for Saudi-Arabia, of course
>>155036313Anzeige ist schon raus
>>155036282Saudi 2034
>>155036287>thinking pro 'sport' was ever about anything other than making moneyPremier League exists specifically because the top English teams thought they were losing out on ad revenue whenever they had to play against shitters nobody cared about.
>>155036321I thought you guys wanted physical play? Are you pussies?
>>155036263yes thanks to jewfantino
>>155036321i wish i had a dog man, minus the pooping
>goyretzka
We are so fucking shit. Germany looks awful and we cannot get the ball out of our half.
2 - 2 USA WINS
>>155036317No, >we are just extremely good, basically impossible to defeat. You will do fine, we simply are on another level. Basically godsTrust me
>>155036295Germany has been playing in black and white for like 100 years, you fucking moron. Prussian colors.
Is American stadium infrastructure really so bad that they didn't have the confidence to host the World Cup alone without Canada's AND Mexico's help?
>>155036300Isn't it a money thing? The US has enough large stadiums to handle it.
>>155036300bro they literally do it in quatar and saudi arabien. every major european country would be able to do this alone.switzerland + austria could do it together.
>>155036364It’s good to have it in at least one country that actually cares about soccer
>>155036364FIFA just wanted to flex
>>155036362Prussia doesn't exist anymore faggot, more of it is in Poland and Russia than in modern Germany
Leweling did more in that piece of holdup play than Sane did (with intent) in his 60 minutes
>>155036364This city alone has 4 staiums that could host. We just needed the votes
>>155036362is this german humor? I know that thats why the color choices for the score bar is fucking retarded, why did they pick black for that but the US team is in black, keep getting colors confused and cheering for the wrong side
>>155036320I’m surprised you can bet on friendlies
>>155036353the german team on the field right now is worth a few billions.i doubt you have one player worth more than 50 million
so every NT is shit but someone has to win it right? objectively?
>>155036368Even we would have to build at least one new stadium as of now
Why do the US kits have these rainbow colored numbers, is it really because of pride month? I thought no one cares about this anymore?
>>155036391Crazy how shit they are playing.
>i believe that we will winloses
>>155036357will never tire of this joke
>>155036321Golden Retrievers will always be my kryptonite
This tournament really could'v e just been a U.S solo host, but for some reason Jewfantino wanted to spread it
>I BELIEVE
>>155036364it was some easy fair play bullshit by infantino. Don look at russia qatar or saudi arabia. We make sure the american share the games cause only giving it to the usa would be unfair.
>>155036391>a few billions.ok that was exaggerated. but still wirtz alone was sold for 125 m i believe
>>155036397Spain wins easily
>>155036388The short colors Don. We are wearing a dark navy
>>155036397Infantino will just give the trophy to his buddy Trump
>>155036382>russiaamerican, once again, cant read maps
why are americans wearing gay numbers?
>>155036409because its a friendly and not a fightwhole different ball game
>ad breaks in the middle of the game
PLEASE SCORE ONE MORE GOAL IN THIS MATCH
Can only imagine the societal destruction an actual NMecha would unleash
>elasticos himself behind the line>pretends he did notlmao
>>155036402US soccer cares very much about pride month and the huge amount of fags who show up to every USMNT match.
>>155036401which would be absolutely fine.did you hear, they plan to apply Germany alone for WC 38
stream link?
>>155036364Many cities didn't even want to apply for World Cup games. Chicago didn't.
>>155036447america is gay and jewish now
>>155036443The capital of East Prussia is now Russian, he's right
>>155036447probably some gay festival in usa atm
>>155036447it's pride month ysou literal nazi
>>155036443He’s right, are you retarded and don’t know what Kaliningrad is??
>>155036453Americans were supposed to love this...
>>155036443kaliningrad/Königsberg m8
Why are the swapped players playing better than the starter guys?
>>155036454i hope you lose all your money, casino zogslave
>>155036447To own drumpfler and his chud army
>>155036443>he hasn't tried kaliningrader klopse
>>155036447I mean it's a gay sport
>>155036464https://wikisport.info/tnt-usa/?w=k7m2x9qfsl
>>155036443Tell me what Königsberg is called now
>>155036443nigga ...
>>155036451Sure, it's a friendlyGermany's press is going to be a massive problem for a lot of teams. I have no clue what Poch is thinking other than >hurr during 4 2 3 1
>>155036397No one will believe it but Netherlands will win this time, as unlikely as it may seem right nowYou will remember my post afterwards and wonder
>>155036485The us swapped players are that much worse.
>>155036513you‘re right, I don‘t believe you
>>155036443and the dumbfuck award goes to ...
>>155036447At least we didn't change the banner to the gay crest this year like they've been doing
why don't they just run the ball into the end zone stupid ass "sport"
That was itIt's over
Fucking score a goal Brendo
You'd think the USA is up 2-1 based on the lack of urgency. It's over. GG Nazibros
Is this Germany b team?
Why do they keep talking about the heat? It's in the 70s
>doesn't wanna shoot when in front of goal
>>155036498truly our greatest ally
>>155036553>Smartest American on this board.
so did Pulisic improve his game after going to Europe? he seems better idk
We are worse than last wc
>>155036597he always played club football in europe man
>>155036585Unfortunately not really. We are just shit>>155036581GG, fren. Sorry we are garbage
>>155036616i was sure he played in the us, am retarddd
>TFW you live in King of Prussia, PA
This second unit is playing with zero pace
>>155036597Pretty sure he is better now than he was at 15, yes
>>155036618If you’re shit then we’re even more shit! ITS SO OVER
CHIMPOUT
>>155036585Yes, but Nailsmeme intends to play with it, so it's effectively the "A team".
>fighting
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHTAND WIN
>>155036631no one lives in king of prussia it's just a giant fucking shopping mall
CHIMP OUT
This isn't hockey or american footy, keep it together you murritards
Fuck off German fags
Sharty chimpout
Divemericans, wtfImagine getting bulldozed by Beier
So funny when rainbow numbers try to start a fight
>friendly match btw
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
MURDER BALL MURDER BALL LETS GO TURKS VS SPICS AND NIGS
>>155036631absolutely based
>another chimpoutWhat are these friendlies?
>>155036663based mall
>>155035513lol... lol
CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT
clean tackle from weah, what chimpout are you guys talking about
Germany pushes all game but that was too much?
>every game has 5+ minutes of stoppagematches should end at 90 minutes, no exceptions.
>>155036608you'll be fine. Let me give you a run down. I've seen this before, when we were just as shit in 2006. You'll basically fight your way to quarters/semis, no impressive performances, but close wins. Then lose in a close match against a much better team.
Welcome to CONCACAF
It's a friendly wtf
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ONE MORE GOAL PLEASE!!!
usa usa usa ahahah based ameribros
lmao, i LOVE those USA USA USA chants acting this is wrestlingand the heel is some foreigner
>>155036663you leave my shopping mall alone
When america gets fucked, so do they.
>>155036625He's AC Milan's star striker, the heir to Shevchenko and Gilardino
>>155036696Wah wah wah wah, your niggers are crying after making contact with Beier lmao
Germany are soft, that’s a good challenge, stop fucking whining
periodic reminder that trump is the symptom not the cause
Germany definitely getting group what a collection of weak minded babies
So happy we have intensity for 10 mins when we have been down for 30 mins. nig mentality
I am genuinely ashamed, this is such a trash team
why did they argue?
Can these fags push the ball down the field already? You're losing the game just go
>>155036735It's a friendly.
>>155036742You are losing and chimping out btw
>>155036721If this game was a friendly the murderball would be hilarious.
you guys really say chimpout to any and everything, huh
>>155036684>anotherWhich one was the first one i just tuned in
>>155036736Trump is not the problem, but the solution.
>>155036752just a bit of play fight for the crowd, ticket price and all that
Why is Aronson trying to meg everyone, I've never seen him pull it off but he tries it every time
"its just a friendly" shut the fuck up its basically WC already
#16 for Germany looking a little sus
>>155036735>he said through tears
>>155036755I just told you to stop whining, one is allowed to make clean tackles in a friendly, faggot
>>155035761>literally a cameraman visible in the background>no weapons>just creating content like every other retard on the planetyes, must be real
>>155036713>faggotry, brought to you by Comcast and Amazonreally brings it all together
>>155036771i mean it's a fucking friendly
Weah, Du Nutte
Kindi wish USA would score. Build up the rivalry
>>155036778>a littlekekIvory Coast will BTF'emO.
>>155036756your players started a fight w/ ours over a clean tackle
>>155036735there's something off about your american flag
Yep. We suckSorry, amerifrens
Are we better than Mexico and Canada?
Why are all the american players so tiny. Wouldnt it be good to have a couple roid monsters like they have in football
Fucking hate Weah so much. Should have banned him from the national team when he chimped out and hit that guy a few years ago. Fucking money.
Well that was easy. We only put in about 30% effort and still easily beat these Ameritards.
>>155036803Your players are AmericansEnough said. Sit down. Okay, maybe stand up instead
>>155036663No data centers!We fought against septa adding a direct high speed train line to import nigger workers to work at the mall, we'll beat the jew trying to put data centers in swedeland
i'm gonna miss Soldier Field
>>155036814roidmonsters wouldn't be applicable in football
GG Germany
We stopped pressing for no reason and decided to fuck around with the ball instead of doing anything.
>>155036812FUCK no, even the ivory coast are better
last digit is how many games usa wins
>>155033209>>155033209>>155033209>>155033209new
Group stage exit #3, here we come!Aller guten Dinge sind drei
ok gg frens what are we watching now?
Well, now our national team flies back home, to Winston-Salem, North Carolina
>>155036827ehehehe
>>155036827>all that effort for a friendlyNGMI
>>155036833Damn, we sent our best available athletes too.
>>155036838Roof would be cool, but the panorama is unbeatable. A 2 billion „consumer-optimized“ stadium in the distant suburbs just can’t cut it
My Jewrer, the ticket surge…PLAY THE DAMN SOCCER ADS JUST PLAY THEM
>>155036762Chile had a chimpout against Portugal which ended with two reds, but fully expected from Chile
>>155036872switching to england now
This team will be competitive in the world cup if they play 3-4-3 and deport Miles Robinson
Don’t meme on us after the group stage exit, we already saw it coming
>>155036892Nah. You can't put a roof on soldier field. You need the sloppiest grass west of Pittsburgh.
lads that was a decent game presented by Coca-Cola. I'm sure you'll do better next week at McDonalds Stadium
>>155036902thanks. heh chile cant help themselves it seems
Not too bad, America. Still, I would like to praise you, but let’s be real. We suck. Thanks for going easy on us
This summer…The best athlete in the world is German in America
>>155036920third place rule means you're practically guaranteed to make the round of 32 just by beating curacao
post your snacks for the world cup anons
>>155036960>he doesn’t knowWait and see
US tv ads are always so upbeat and happy
The announced attendance was over 71k in Soldier FieldThat's even more than the Bears sometimesIs US soccer back?
>>155036814They'd gas out, but a roid monster striker like Adriano would be good for us. Our previous roid monster was a Nigerian center back named Oguchi Onyewu, he was just OK. Not bad but not great.
>>155036841GG you played better than expected
>>15503701671k?Good job Chicago
>>155036891What? How is NBA so low?
>>155037354NBA absolutely nuked the sport desperately trying to mollycoddle 'superstar' players. basically made the likes of Jordan, Bryant, and LeBron untouchable on court with retarded rules that allowed them to do whatever they wanted. well, what happens when the marketable superstars all retire? you're left with boring sad clowns who can travel the ball all across the court and the other players can't even play D without drawing a penalty. ballhandlers can just run you over and there's nothing you can do about it. something like 50% of points scored in a typical game is from free throws these days.
>>155035513Haven't had a gf since the 2014 wc
>>155036043I have seen Düsseldorf one, Köln one and Aachen one, they are all empty af.>>155036046Most burger chains in germany use high quality meat. Its not american mystery slop GMO fed cow meat. You cant sell this shit in germany without making it look high quality visually. And the way Five Guys burger look is CHEAP SLOPPA. And restaurant itself looks shit.
>>155038424The Aachen one is closed now. Had no chance against the local Burgeria, which is genuinely class
>>155036059>McDonalds is the most popular restaurant in the UK, France and Germany.Over here the small döner, Arab, Chinese ones are 50 times more. But they are small family shops. McDo is in decline, i know more shops that closed than are open now. Now. with the war and the US bombed our infrastructure, only total retards go there and there are usually empty.
