teehee
fonland
i only like finland and mexico
what's the average iq of a mma fighter
edmen please...
sneed you worthless sumbitch get your derrier down to 2378 Surfside Blvd Unit A-125, Cape Coral, FL 33991 and get us a picture of zest man we all know what you look like so you don't have to green it out
Let's go.
you know doo steaming that I linked right at 500
Ye zuffa boxing is pathetic but not as pathetic as k-1 let's be real
it's only an 8 hour drive i checked
How many bongs?
>>1550365781.5
>>155036569wonk
if i lived a short drive from heem royalty you bet my balls on your forehead i would be there making heemstory
So chubbazian is finally fighting Allen huh, i suppose you can't run forever
>>155036603Cheers mate, may conservativeant bless you
>>155036770The Anti Christ will be denied
>>155036770imagine justin heems the little cunt in thunder and rain on account of it being slippery
belalbrycecanes
>>155036770Okay but where does Kalshi have it?
OOOOOOHHH!! PRESIDENT TRUMP SLIPPED ON HIS ASS, JOE!
>>155036770There is probably some kind of tech globohomo has that can control the weather, cloud seeding is a thing, there must be a reverse cloud seeding maybe
>remaking cape fearsmdh
>>155036770
>>155036974the good one is a remake itself what the hell?!
>>155036954Just seed clouds the day before dummy there will be no rain left
>>155036994An original can be improved on but a copy of a copy is always slop. See The Thing.
>>155036770>clear up the clouds, I'm walking out with Goythje
>>155037015hunned percent b
>>155036770Benji can use some of his stolen South African nukes to clear the rain clouds
>Looking forward to the wonderful streaming numbers on paramount plus for this event. I mean you are watching the card on paramount plus.....aren't you, /heem/?
>>155037087stalin was right about poland
Buy Paramount Plus
Can't wait to see some retards swang and bang for 10 grand. I feel like a roman emperor overseeing the mongs in the ac/dc times. Please lower the pay further Dana!
>>155037087We are tuning for the k-1 card on CBS, i am afraid
>>155037129I take it back, this dude should've killed himself.
Why did Tom quit against Gane
>>155037129Pyfchad stands with Israel, why not the rest of you?
>>155037129>Sean Strickland:
>>155037169Two more weeks and the plan will all become clear
>>155037169His legs were starting to shake and quiver from the thought of another blackening. Poor lad couldn't hold on, I fear. Gooby would never.
>>155037169he couldn't focken see
>>155037208Hush let it be a secret
>>155037169Eddie Hearn told him to take a dive if he couldn't win
>>155037132professor helwani told me that the gladiators were big and sexy and had lots of minge since they were foreign and that romans were incompetent fat drunks and impotent yt bois especially hadrian the fattest and most impotent yt boi professor helwani said
Are you guys ready for this week's card? I sure am! I can't wait to get into it>two wmma in a row as the openerAgh fuck me
>>155037254You know what, you are right
>>155037270Helwani would be dancing with glee at the Christians being slain in combat
>>155037270Clozapig get them big swinging gladiatorial BBCs on its brain. Jondaddy did a number on this pigga I fear….
>>155037169He gassed out, failed to grapple Gane, failed to keep up the distance with Gane, he got countered by Gane 3 times, the 3rd time Gane clipped his nose and obliterated the smidgen of cardio he had left, there was nothing to do anymore, Gane checkmated every asset he had, why would he not quit?
sovlfull pride era slobber knocker on zuffa rn
>>155037348
let's get that gamethread up, chop chop
Wtf is Dom wearing kek
>>155037387Say it to my face you little faggot
Genuinely wtf is dom wearing. Its like some 2000s matrix style leather coat with a big collar underneath his suit ???
>>155037454ahahahahaa
>>155037466I think he has a hoodie on under his suit jacket. Some cringe LA shit probably.
>>155037401isn it starting at 6 with the 2 fights removed?
I mean who does that to randy brown? this kid is legit man
>>155037486It is on right now braddah
>>155037486it's on right now dickhead.
don't be lamey make the gamey
>>155037499Hmm. Okay but I shant be watching wmma over the last Poofa fight. Someone's about to get heemed.
This feels like 3 commercials breaks tied together
>>155037169So he doesn't end up blind in one eye like Bisping due to a french negro gouging his eye at every opportunity?
who tf?
who cares
>>155037564You mean embarrassed he couldnt touch gane so took the easy lifeline out of the match kek
Two ugly Brazilian lesbians woohoo! I love their cool tattoos. What a hype fight
they replaced joe martinez with some little bellator tick
what time are the ufc
DYKE FIGHT
Carnelossi's clit must be crazy
>>155037581>negro cheats once>negro cheats AGAIN>negro even goes for a groin kickWhy would you not punish the retard by taking away his THIRD title shot because he cant help but cheat?It's not Tom's fault Gane's little pea-brain cant stop cheating.
SHEEEEEEEEEEM
didn't watch
>>155037612SHEEEEEEEEEM
Okay. Okay! Ill take Dyke heems
LESBIAN HEEM, PARLAY IS UNDERWAY
SHEEEEEEEM
>>155037564talmbout?
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM LESBIAN POWER
60 geez bro i told you guys
This is what the sequence will look like when Chandler KOs ruffy
>>155037647If this happens, the state of LW will be in shambles and humiliated
>>155037641Dats wut happen when a bitchass nigga come across a real nigga.
>>155037647in many ways carnelossi is the female ruffy
>>155037697Carnelossi is built like chandler
where’s the game thread?
hello hey wassup
>>155037640>>155037634>>155037631>>155037627>>155037626>>155037623what are you guys watching?
>>155037731Fights haven't started yet
>>155037731It's two wmma fights b Leavitt opens the card and gamethread.
>>155037731gamethreads are soooo 2010's
GAME THREAD >>155037738
>>155037270Reminds of Memoirs of Hadrian by Marguerite Yourcenar. Great book, honestly.
8 days until Gane fights.
Whats up shit eaters
brendan allen is a fucking loser and i hope he gets knocked out
The apex reminda me the basement in the pawn shop where they keep the gimp in pulp fiction
>>155042245hes taking advantage of white stereotypes, im surprised hes the first one to do it
don't reply to me, vivek
>>155036255The give it's AI is the food in the basket
>no new gamethreadReminder that Gerald the Shart Homer Simpsoned Shabum way easier than this. Allen is straight up TRASH. I was told in the thread that the Allen who lost to Sean was just a bab and that he would be competitive today LMAOOOOO!
>>155036255>Just announced on the broadcast, the UFC are developing a new rankings system that is based on “measurable performance”, which will evaluate who fighters beat, their strength of competition, activity and consistency.
I hope that fuckin muslim gets knocked dead.
>>155037276They should put all the wmma flights at the start so I can tune in after.
rip
>>155036954Or ya know, just use a tarp
Belel is so un-remembered that nobody even wants to make a game thread?
oh yeah, that happened
>>1550427111 is plenty, apparently
are you aware that you can make a thread
>>155042711belahawl only needs 1 gamebred, more than that is wasteful
Belal finna drown this yung blud in deep waders
holy redit
Is there a story behind the walk out song or is Beal just being unapologetically cringe as usual?
Isn't 1 thread dying for a Belawl card bad enough?
belal "remember the name" muhammad about to shut up all the haters
thug nasty got it DONE
canelo hands
holy SHIT what happened to belal's face???? he looks like he was hit by a truck
>>155043181Believe it or not, thats how he looks LOL
Belal getting pieced up
this belal guy looks like canelo out thereand, get this, he's actually a GRAPPLER
Since when is it the meta apex just how fucking cool is our guy the zuck
belal was competitive on the feet with jdm
Belal wins round 4 by head kick and retires from MMA. Slams Ben Askew on his head in RAF and kills him on the mat and retires from wrestling. Cap this.
It sucks the CEO of EPO keeps ducking Belal.Actually some bad blood there. Would love to see it.
Always a good day when you can watch Belal "Shady Sands" Muhammad getting beat up.
they should call the fight here. belal's not getting a finish. these last two rounds are a formality.
the belal meme is getting flushed?
belal? who?
Bonfim is gassed out but he clearly won 1-3 so he just has to survive.
>>155043559'fraid so
belal's going out sad
Sand kike BTFO
how the fuck do you get tkod by belalif i were sean brady i'd be too embarrassed to show my face in public ever again
Is Belal the most pillowfisted nigga in the history of the UFC?
Holland > Brown > Dalby > Bonfim > Belal
>>155043699If he is then what is Brady
beautiful passing of the torch moment. too bad this general is a bunch of dumb assholes that need to make everything into a joke. respect to belal for an awesome career.
Name status: forgotten
MMA sucks balls.
no shame
Put some respect on Dalbdaddy's name
Damn you guys didnt even make an game therd? Fuck
You now remember Belal muhammad
>>155043760we did, fit the entire card in a single one lol
belel
Wait who was champion in between Leon and JDM? I can't remember. Anyone know?
Shit fightsShit cardThanks for nothing Dana and Ari you ratfucks
>>155043779>Bonfim holding onto himHAHAHA HOLY HUMILIATION RITUAL HAHAHAHAHAHAhey sloveniaNIGGER, what happened to BEASTLAL?was he napping?
>>155043760Never heard of the bum fighting Bonfim so I didn't think the card deserved a thread.
what's next for Belal "Remember the Name" Muhammad
>>155043779>>155043811nose status??
>>155043779as much as I hate belal, I have to say these humiliation rituals gotta go
>>155043794gabriel bonfim
Imagine being an unironic fan of this rubbish
Is Bonfim good or is Belal just washed?
>>155043827W O N K E D
Any KNUCK today?
Picks 3 winsHungaryUKUSA
Belal is the worst 170 champion in history because he managed to lose to Shart Smella Fagallena
>>155043837bonfim is mid and belal was never good
Next week
>>155043824who?
Brasil never had strong 170s but now there's three:Prates, Bonfim and Machado Garry
>>155043794>champion in between Leon and JDMthese names, man the welterweight division had a tough time>>155043837belal was never good, in fact even usman was never good
>>155043842Shut the fuck up who gives a fuck. Belal Muhammad just retired and you're talking about trailer park bullshit.
>>155043805Watching them cut away to annoying ads during the walk-ins and announcements for the third last fight of the main card really cemented that this shit is barely worth pirating anymore.
>>155043877>Belal Muhammad just retiredyou're right b das a big event
>FIRST WW CHAMPION FROM BRAZILWhy are all the commentators being told in their ear piece to keep saying this?
You now remember Leon Edwards
does belal even have the money to retire? LMFAO
>strong arm Belal to your post victory speech>push him away>give a shout out to Jesus Christbased Bonim
brendan allen is the dad who stepped up
>Colby (interim)>Peon>JDM>BelalGrim. Worse than the LHW and HW division lineage.>>155043927His parents own like 50 bodegas they're rich as fuck. He never needed to fight to begin with. When Sleepy Floyd died a bunch of their stores got ransacked and they said no big deal we're millionaires.
thats a retirement plan
jdm vs leg kick merchant. uh oh jdmcels...
>>155043867gonna be weird watching fights on a sunday
>>155043960>30 years old>14 year old black stepsonThings that make you go hmmmmmm.
niggas pay like $1.50 for a snickers and $3.50 for a soda every day in those bodegas its true they just took everything back
>>155043877Glad he retired so he won't be stinking up cards any more
>>155043960Is this another Machado Garry situation? How old is this chick? She was having babies when Brendan was 15?
I got Gaza hands
Whats the best total war warhammer faction
>>155044153T'au
>>155044153dwarfs
>>155044153Peleset
did smelal really retireturned stream off as soon as the fight ended
>>155044153Karl Franz, Tamurkhan, Astrogoth
Tom aspinall retired before belal
>>155044192I just played them but they are slow as hell and got no cool monsters
I just lost last months rent on belal wtf is going on with the Jewish acceleration
poor poor belawl
>Lose to Ngannou>They pay you to dive against Jon>Eyepoke Tom>They give you ez win over top fighter He’s going to beat Tom in the rematch, this is the Gane plan
>>155044335Sounds like the jews are accelerating in circles around you
>>155043960>>155044038>>155044084He also has 2 kids from another woman so its not that bad
>>155044335The /bet/LORDS chose bonfim and yet you bet belal....
>>155044443>What he's got to do is turn his hips>His base is wide open, he's got to turn his hips for more control>Oh there it is, this is high level chess we're watching here
>bryce won>ziam and belal lost
Bad year for the ummah
looks like America fucked terrorists ass and made them HUMBLE
>>155044539
>>155044589what a shameless ass dood lmao
How fights in that mickey mouse cage are sanctioned is beyond me shit is so fucking gay and fake
Everyone make sure to check in with your wives, there is immense political turmoil happening in South Korea right now
>>155044862Worst Korea is called that for a reason.
see what happens when I level change on you kid
So many times I've picked a fighter who I think should just be better and I immidiatly realize I was wrong when the fighters step into the cage and I notice the size difference.
It’s funny to think that Belal literally had the belt two fights ago. why is this division so grim?
>>155045183>this division is highly competitive, wow it fucking sucks!?
>>155045246retard
bonfim is a zoomerborn 1997
>>155045183JDM was never good as his only notable win is Belal who was never good.Belal was never good as his only notable win is Leon who was never good.Leon was never good as his only notable win is Usman who was never good.Usman was never good as his only notable wins are Colby, Burns, Meng and Woodley who were never good.Colby, Burns and Meng have only beaten old men without even a hint of a good win.Woodley was never good since he drew twice with wonderboy, 40 years old Maia and Toilet Till aren't real win and he just happened to land a lucky punch on Lawler.
>>155045317So stupid. Why not just have the fights at the arena where the hockey and basketball team play in DC? Their hubris will be their downfall.
>>155044862Why do you say that? What's going on?Yes, I want you to spoon feed me, bitch.
>randy brown beat dalby>dalby beat bonfim>bonfim beat randy brownso was dalby never good here
>bryce mitchell and marcus mcghee are half-brothers (same father)wtf
>>155045420well he's at least better than Belal as he beat Bonfim while being older
>>155045271yes it is pretty retarded to think that prospects beating the old guard means a division is bad
>>155045575That prospect robbed a geatric wonderboy two fights ago who's prime was ten years ago.
There have been like 10 good MMA fighter in the history of this "sport"
how come no one talks about ONE anymore?
>>155045718Dana said I wasn't allowed
>>155045183Belal is 37 b, he became champ at his peak around 35, he is way past his prime
did khabib convince belal he actually has canelo hands or some shit
If I wasn't having wild sex on the reg I would kms
>>155045765Khabib is no longer making his gameplans
>>155045605that means wonderboy is still pretty good. it doesn't mean bonfim is shit.
>In one week Garth, Chandler and Lewis are all gonna retire after getting brutally heemedThere is light on the other side
It took Belal around 6 years of a winning streak to finally get a title shot, i believe by the time he got it he lost all motivation
Justin could be a +5000 dawlg and I still wouldn't risk it
>>155045836Thompson had just lost to Buckley man
>>155045853You're just a cazzie who doesn't know ball once you put in your time it pays more to lose see dilbert vs that lead for example
>>155045888styles make fights. bonfim is more of an outfighter than buckley, wonderboy is always going to be a challenging matchup for him.
>>155045901*Leaf
gonna watch ufc ultimate knockouts vol 3 at Tito's, fuck ufc kike house
>>155045873Bitch. Respectfully.
My life is such an movie....I met Adam Sanler!!
Cranking one off on my pooWaht I thjbk of yuo
>>155045853Wow. Not a single good win except 38 year old wonderboy
>>155045873If someone offers you Justin Gaethje at +5000, you take it
anything can happen man
dookie diaper belel
UFC on the white house front lawn next weekend and heem is fucking dead Yikes
He really thinks the white house card is still happening lol
daneh...
Name one good fight from this year
Ilia is gonna pass out after a wasp bites him and it will be ruled a tko for Garth.
>>155046385Supa Hot Fire vs Ray J
joe rogan carried into the sky by bugs
Why does Ilia larp as a spaniard?
>>155045765They trained like one time and I'm convince that khabib ignore him for most of the camp.
I thought he was georgian why "El matador" and "la leyenda" why not some georgian word?
Brendan "DC" Allen
>>155046385Allen vs SilvaRuffy vs FizievMoreno vs KavanaghGreen vs ZellhuberDober vs JohnsonRahiki vs HardwickMoicano vs DuncanEwing vs EstevamProchazka vs UlbergCosta vs Murzakonov Hokit vs BlaydesPrates vs MaddalenaVan vs TairaAllen vs CostaChoi vs Santos
Belal got laughed at for 5 rounds
>>155046385
>>155046535is it time to become a knuckhead?
>>155046507It's The Art of War
>>155046544yes.
I heard Tim Sylvia was killed by Grizzly
>>155046385Ulberg's fight
I'm thinkin im gonna have to start the Ewing hate train and be the first Ewing hater. Too many people like this guy.
>>155046611you like these fighters? Hate Fighting Championships
Conor.
No Love doesnt get the love he needs and i blame the face tat
>>155046625Garbrandt was a banger people forget that had some exciting fights even when he got chinny.
Cody Car brand
>>155046611You'd be the second guy to hate him, the matchmakers are actively praying for his downfall
>>155046625Gay love Gaybrandt
How many passports do you guys have I just have one?
>>155046385Good album
>>155046685nice try interpol
You have a fear that Interpol will catch up to you due to your passport?
americans don't need passports because there's no reason to ever leave the best country in the world
>>155046727 (kekke) is a 38 year old trooned out wog from australia. He doesn't work and literally does not go outside. His life revolves around spamming 4chan
>>155046439100%, brazzas don't fuck with Arabs unless they have to.
Honest question:Is Belal the worst champ of the last generation? He’s gotta be the worse since Serra WMMA doesn’t count. Don’t @ me with Nicco Montano
>>155046685I have one passport It has one stamp I couldn’t believe how much everything sucks outside of America I will never leave again.
>>155046739The real reason is because you're poor, exploited goyim and Mr. Shekelberg will fire you if you take more than 45 minutes off per year.
>>155046385Tello vs Slaveski
I'm actually aboriginal brother.
woke up having not watched the ufc at all
Starting to like this Finn now.
>>155046385give me 1 minute
>>155046781leaflets never heard of remote work
I watched Hockey instead.
no one asked "mate"
>>155046752Jamawl?
oh oooh black on black crime
the d'arce knight rises
i was talking to you ya daft cunt
I have...an thick peins
Spammy the glowie fires up the vpn.
>>155046752What's the criteria?
>>155046752well he beat leon who was arguably worse despite having a single defence and jdm flooded the bed with schaub irdk terrible division
>>155046385Gane vs Pereira
>>155043779I will NOT remember the name!
>>155046752At least Belal put up a decent fight in his title defense. JDM just won the belt and immediately got sissified for 5 rounds.
>Belal put up a decent fight in his title defensepfft sure bud
>>155046739Amen to this Europe has some cool old >>155046746buildings and pretty scenery but holy fuck it’s so far behind America in everything that matters
>>155046962>everything that matterspray do tell chubsy
you cannot say salam alaikum and then congrat about whiskey
Welterweight is the glamour division of the UFC now whether you like it or not and JDM needs to be a part of that for the division to be successful glamorously.
his name isn't even jack ya sad seppo
>>155046752Probably Jiri imo because he was given a million title shots and funbled them, i was gonna say tom but i don't consider him a champion
He get's uppety as soon as someone mansions islam.
>>155047008>mansionsmentions*
>>155046999Yeah Jiri sucks, that’s a good pick
bet you'd like to mansion a muslim wouldn't you, mansion them in your master bedroom iykwim (you are a gay and gay for sand monkeys)
>>155046752Jon Jones
>>155046999>but i don't consider him a champion?
>>155047030behave i am dealing with the brownstralian i don't have time to deal with you two
>>155047008Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>155047039Good little finne always coming to defend your daddy
have the rizin interim music looping in my head and hearing narration about objects here in my house in the voice of lenne hardt (oooooon the counteeeeeeeer: coffeeee muuuuuuuug), now this is the way madness should be bismalchatricomfy and kino
too many bitches here
>>155047057jon beat gane in seconds and jones kicked stipe out the industry he isn't the worst champion by any metric you are just a low iq svedupelle
>>155047074You gargle his nuts better than any bitch in heat
>>155047088>ignores valid points>makes gay fantasy presented as an insultlow iq is an irreversible condition
jon jones my gay daddy
>>155047030>lost to reyes (and arguably against santos but that fight can go both ways) >gane takes a clear dive >one "defense" in the span of 850 days against geriartric CTEpe not a real champ at least jamawl won more convincingly than jiri on his fight against glover
>>155047099The way you come to defend him everytime he must fuck you good
call him gay all you like (and it seems to be what you guys REALLY like to do), he is not the worst poohfc champion or in the league of belal serra leon etc even to the saddest of hayders
Gane had his Bobby Fischer vs Petrosia moment in the Jones fight, pereira is Gane's spassky, this will kickstart gane's reign
jon jones was scared of big tom
>>155047129Nigga Im calling you gay you stupid little finne
>be cumshot>crotchsniff someone so hard UFC permaheems wrestlerslol all of that just get KWABed on first title defence.
>>155047143in between writing out your numerous homosexual fantasties involving black men and finns so why would i care what the deranged fruit from falkenberg is spamming
belal fought real contenders, serra beat the goat of mma. jones fought gane (lol) and stipe (lmao) and ran away with his bussy leaking.
RELEASE TOM'S CONTRACT!!!!!!
Belel should be cut
>>155047157finally an opponent worth my timegane is the most dangerous fighter in the division and has had a bobby knuckles position near the belt for years stipe is a literal legend the fight was less of a lmao than paddy tony and jones finished it
i just remembered tony losing to nate by one armed guillotine
>>155047176>gane is the most dangerous fighter in the divisionhe got neutralized on the ground by franny fumbles. he only beats fatass retards. stipe is the worst title win ever. yes worse than bisping vs hendo, at least hendo was an active fighter at the time.
>>155047176Gane is another guy who got punked out by Big Tom. Him and Gay Jon are similar in that regard.
>>155047232it is far from the worst title win ever you are being facetious for the sake of it maybe i over estimated you, and gane is so dangerous he forced the heavyweight heemer into wrestling you are correct>>155047238ok listen since you want to argue and i am in the mood, i kinda like li and want her to come back what do you say to that
Meng...
>sitting on JJ's gooch>dressed as WoodyIt's like poetry. It rhymes.
ion geddit with the woody costumes isn't woody a whiny bitch or do i misremember the mofveve?
Man, what a pair bums those Tafa brothers are. Get them outta the UFC.
justin was fired like years ago you need an optician my nordic neighbor there's only one
>>155047407Look at me when you talk to me you scared little bitch
>>155047421i am an autism i cant
>>155047275jon isn't a heemer, he's a wrestler so who caresname a worse title defence than 42 year old stipe with zero wins in 4 years
Less than a third of a lunar cycle until we enter the Gaethje era.
Can’t believe Belal lost again. Where does he go? What does he need to do?
Hmm…
>>155047560Retire, become a coach, focus on his YT/commentary (which isn't actually bad). He's too old for any future success to be meaningful, only downhill from here. Best case scenario he gets another couple of wins from average guys, but so what?
>>155047518i was talmbout francis b
>>155047600das fugged up meng can the onionshomosexual do nothing himself
Justin Gaethje would have divorced Topuria after a marriage full of passion
>>155047560Fight one last time and try to go out on a win, he is 37 going into 38, if you look at his last 3 fighters, they were all young and up and comers, JDM 29, Bonfim 28 and garry 28, he is 10 years older than these guys, he should try and fight a veteran of the game
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
>>155047630yeah. francis is a shit wrestler and he outworked gane. so a real wrestler should easily dominate him.
>>155047560>>155047604Could also do meme wrassling at RAF for side money. He’s wrestling askren then he could wrassle Colby and Arman. He could even collab with mma Joey and bring in a hundred or so extra viewers to his channel.
Showing off a bloodied belal like some kind of trophy lmao
BDlal should retire he is better at desk work than bisping dc dustin etc only coked witless gooby (himself barely intelligible at his most sober) has ever complained afaikbut the reason he waited 6 years to get a title shot is the same reason benjamin m emanuel's son will never have him do that and we will instead endure more dc sanko sexual tension on sports programming
>>155047694you will put your back out moving goalposts like that, ciryl is so dangerous he turned francis the windmill into a 130 kilogram blanket
>>155047705The Askren match might as well be an exhibition given Askren is still weak and in recovery from a double lung transplant. If BM wins it's pointless, if he loses even worse. Agree with >>155047712
>>155047560Get back to trapping in O Block
>>155047734he's dangerous if you have to strike with him. he's useless against a good wrestler.
>>155047786i can consneed he is vulnerable against mythical heavyweight wrestlers
>>155047796heavyweight jones is the worst champion of all time. say it.
>>155047830even by your forced metric gsp would be worse and no one serious would posit that
>>155047855bisping's a good win also gsp didn't hold the belt for 6 months with a leaky bussy
Islam is the last stinky goblin left
is shablazyan the most JUSTed fighter at middleweight?
>>155047560transition to coaching full time, put together a podcast because he's got a great mind for the game and makes incredible predictions
>>155047909seeing leon suffer is probably the most enjoyable thing in modern mma
Cutman for brendan allen had some zesty ass pink glovesthinking allen is a little on the sweet side, living in belals basement and all
>>155047935He has been looksmaxxing thoughbeit
ladies and gentlemen welcometo aiemann zahabi fight week
saying that you're going to represent your brown wife's country instead of your own is quintessentially canadian
There's only 7 fights on the Freedom 250 card.
>>155048180The magical number
>>155048180funny, i would've expected 6
I completely forgot Strickland heemed Allen years back. Many years back now. I’m looking at it and am thoroughly depressedYou now remember Spike CarlyleYou now remember Alessio de ChiricoYou now remember Augusto SakaiYou now remember Miguel BaezaYou now remember William KnightYou now remember Jordan Wright
Did Belal get fraud checked again?
>>155048223who?
>>155048180
>>155047744Doesnt matter what you agree with. He is signed to RAF for multiple matches. So we'll see him wrestle Colby or Arman in the future if he retires from Poofc, bitch. Deal with it.
>>155048180are*
Oy got pozzed in me 'ed lads
>>155048264
literally goymali
>>155048380o'malley looking swole
Just how bad is JDM?
dire
>cries
7 days
kek imagine big don makes topuria's wag queen of venezuela and lil toppy is forever known as a prince
>>155048527Lil toppy? Topuria's son? That's not hers
>>155048547>me llamo ilja topuria e mi hijo se llama hugo
>mi hijo
Ilia is so far ahead of the entire sport of MMA that it's honesty not that exciting because it's going to be a one sided domination and a finish no matter the opponent.
If anything it's their daughter who would be a princess
>>155048658i was talmbout the prince consort you silly billy or in terms you will better understand the daniel to her victoria
Was JDM really that bad? Was he just lucky? Did Islam take that fight because he knew JDM sucked so it was an easy fight for him?
>>155048757all factual conclusions
>>155048757Such a fraudulent champion
Freak.
Sikh daddies are just too strong....
>>155048953
Josh Hockey
Bear niggas are just too strong
>>155046486Too one sided for my taste. Costa vs murza was nice
Fuck BB
I'm looking at the meng in the mirrorI'm asking him to heem his meng
>>155048953Hey man Sikhs are supposed to be pacifist what the fuck
is this the game thread? where is ufc?
>you now remember Maria Oliveira
>>155036255Illia is dressing like Volk before he got knocked out. Put the house on gay cheese
>>155049357Who the fuck walks up with a newsie cap in 2026
>>155048380
>>155049386smug faggots about to lose on the biggest mma stage
>>155049386Joe Rogan
>>155049357Topuria will probably win but I do feel like there’s a heavy air of something shocking happening in the fight
>>155049386Tommy Shelby
the mental midget will neck after losing on the lawn, turns out ilia was just a scammer.
>>155049357>smells farts >put on outfit #420 of the day>smell farts>smugly talk about the subtle art of bjj and why it is a secret weapon to not be used>smell farts >dismiss opponent with known retard rage >smell farts >walk out on lawn dismissing opponent >smell farts >get knocked the fuck out >smell salts
>>155049421roll for “slips walking to the cage, and tries to shake it off”
i hope to chatri the weather and ze bugz cause poor justin the golem to do the unthinkable and rolling thunder the homo in the thunder and lightning as gnr plays to close the broadcast i might even quit my life of debauchery and sin if that happens
>>155048757The line of Leon -> Bumlawl -> JDMwere always bad.Leon got lucky and lost to a bum. That bum got beaten by JDM. JDM has no good wins. He got dominated on the ground and was less competitive against Islam than 145 champ Volk and old man Dustin. Then he got dominated and finished by Prates on the feet. He knew he didn't have a chance on the feet. These bums are now getting flushed out.
I predict we will see Topuria kiss Melania on the cheek after killing Gaethje
we cannot follow them
you now remember takeru heeming rodtang and retiring on top
talmbout sole to skull heem deady fireworks in the chaos reminiscent of the closing scenes of de palma's blow out rolling thunder in the thunder and lightning and gnr plays to close the broadcast
>>155049632
>>155049632The biggest story win in the fight business this year
>>155043867my timbers are shivered
How will Luke Thomas be spending next Sunday?
>>155043960we call them socks in australia, "hey did you know brendan allen has a sock?''>some other cunts kid
>>155049683Gooning to Kyle daukaus whilst toking a triple mango elf bar
>>155049683seething at his mother, daughter or trump
>>155049683Probably at church
>>155049683Ngl you can basically skip the white house cardThe main event is a one outcome fight. The only fight of actual importance is Pereira vs Gane and I don't really care Everything else is mediocre matchups that don't really matter that much
>>155049675have you tried crying about it?
>>155049664hadnt been that excited during a fight in a very long time and certainly not sincejust some real fucking magical stuff
>>155049726Bo Nickal is must see TV. Main event should also be a good fight. And seeing Gane get brutally heemed is always good.
gane is going to beat fat pereira just stop itpereira is not jones
