Canefederates Edition>>155016693
>>155037399first for bitchmarner
>laffs
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I wonder what script Gary will spin tonight!
>>155037399
a canefederacy of dundons
eat cock randyeat cock finnish randyeat cock discount finnish randy
>>155037491
>>155037519Good post
Marner should recreate this with Howden while Hart films it
NOT SO FAST VEGASSA STORM IS BREWING
>>155037556https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780780418532745.mp4
>>155037491>>155037521>>155037556
canes are gay btw just a reminder
>>155037628
>>155037622THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
>>155037655I'm in this picture
marner cumrags at tmobile arena tonite
charles barkley has big money on the hurricanes
>>155037769Bullish for the Knights
this finals will go 7 games to spite us all for such a crappy playoffs
>>155037744>leaves toronto>wins lord gary's cup>93
Asked for a finals thread not an ai slop thread
>>155037807truly a modern day phil kessel
not a proper playoff without my oilers
>oilers fanAh yep that explains the low iq posts
>>155037807I'd just tell those retards not to draft me.
>>155037840https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780781496038381.mp4
>>155037927>40yo face>unnatural looking fake tits>fridge bod>no shape to legs
>>155037840Nowhere is safe from AI jeets.
This MacKinnon has me fighting for my life right now. Pray for me /hoc/.
>>155037992Don't forget the tuck.
>>155037927I love fake tits
>>155038071He loves you, too.
>>155037945I almost feel bad for Gavin.
>>155038044Take breaks pushing, hemmorhoids are no joke.
Were less than 2 hours away from the game starting, and no one is here.Truly jannies have killed thos site, lmao.
>>155038487>thosErm...... pretend it's "this".
>>1550384872 hours is a long time man
>>155038487>saturday afternoon>sun is shining>feeling great>open /hoc/>just a couple of spergs making low iq angry posts to no one in particularBeen like that all day. It's boring and the day is too nice engaging with them rn. Getting my vidya in instead.
is it worth watching tonight? I missed both games to go on dates and making lunch for my prestigious job.
>>155038633nice humblebrag
>>155038487>Truly trb killed this gen, lmao.FTFY
>>155038487>jannies made idiots post off topic for 75% of bump limit for months in end
>>155037769charles rules but that's a gay pick for him KWAB
I got a feelin'That tonight's gonna be a good KnightThat tonight's gonna be a good KnightThat tonight's gonna be a good, good KnightA feelin'That tonight's gonna be a good KnightThat tonight's gonna be a good KnightThat tonight's gonna be a good, good KnightA feelin', woo-hooThat tonight's gonna be a good KnightThat tonight's gonna be a good KnightThat tonight's gonna be a good, good KnightA feelin', woo-hooThat tonight's gonna be a good KnightThat tonight's gonna be a good KnightThat tonight's gonna be a good, good Knight (I feel)
just had some brisket bro's
Will Gavin McKenna be good, bad or inbetween?
Remember fellow Knighties, no means NO!
I'm watching real hockey media instead
Enjoy not watching the game /hoc/. I shant be posting in this shit genny during the game
>>155038913you wont be missed
>>155038904On laffs, he's doomed.
>>155038907I'd turn that slampig every way but loose.
>>155038633Nice dude. What are the guys names?
>>155038913This desu
>>155039055a polish guy named nick suznisky or something and a cutie that called himself mr. saturday night
Money puck predicts Canes winning the whole thing in round 5 or 7
>>155039211I predict you're round and over 300
>>155039291I predict you'll fail to get any bitches this year.
Great stuff guys.
>rags
Reminder: We are looking for 2 #1 draft picks, a top 6 center and a top prospect for Larkin. Please inform your retard GM accordingly. Thank you.
went to the fancy market bros instead of the regular one because it is was busy. Picked up some steaks and some good sides to go along
frens and hoki, that's what it's all about :D
if i order a piz' now, it would arrive perfectly when the game starts
>>155039410how late do finn pidz shops stay open
>>155039443NTA but during weekends most in the centrum are open until 5-6am
>>155039471must be nice
I believe Canes are gonna win this whole thing. The Knights cannot handle the pressure Canes bring. It's extremely overwhelming.
>>155039483you don't have that?
>>155039486They seem to be handling it just fine so far. They'd be up 2-0 right now if Hart didn't decide to shart himself at the last second.
>>155039504maybe about 11pm
>>155039385Woe, Yzerman is going to pay a team all that just to get rid of Larkin? Shrewd.
>>155039518The problem is the Canes wear their opponents down for 2 rounds, than go on the offensive in round 3.The best way I decribe it is how African wild dogs hunt their payThey chase their prey around until they're exhausted, then go for the kill.
>>155039558beggin ya to go back to the punjab
>>155039558Vegas does the same thing
>>155039486it will continue being a "which goalie fucks up more?" off for the rest of the series
>>155039566I'm just giving my take on the finals. This is a hockey general. You're supposed to talk about hockey, buddy.
>>155039542>laffs
>>155039340My Rags were undefeated in the Memorial Cup
>>155039581Theyre called games, not rounds
>>155039586Actually thr laffs have more cups than the dead things
>>155039590I'm glad :)
Detroit sends Larkin to maple leafs, leafs send Matthews, Knies and a 1st. It's only fair for the Red Wings
>>1550396031967 kwab
>>155039603You're bragging about >laffs rings? Those are fucking fossils.
>>155039615Throw in the draft picks and fine.
watching some Alberta Pro Roller Hockey
mcnabb is in
Vegas fans can buy this at the game tonight for the low low price of $44
>>155039782for me it's eating and getting a nice buzz before walking in
>>155038797feel up my cup molzel tov
>>155039765Think >we're gonna be okay.
>>155039828HONK EM HULKSTER
>>155039828Is there somewhere cheap right outside the arena to stuff yourself before watching the game? For example the Canucks arena has a Costco outside where everybody gorges on hotdogs before the game.
>>155039873>cheap>on the stripno
>>155039873theres a pidser shop/bar we hit before erry pens game shout out based Pizza Milano pitcher of beer and a pie for less than $20
>>155039765this is good for the canes
for me, it's getting blackout and ordering dominos or hungry howies slop
>>155039907is dominos still good in states? the quality has fallen off a cliff the last year or two in canada. they even got rid of cinnastix.
The fuck is Marner doing?
>McNabb is coming out for warmups.
Treliving here. My pizza is best, like Rielly on a zone entry.
>>155039971clinging onto my ass like a real annoyance
vegas is going to skullfuck tonight
Evens and canes win, odds and vegas wins. Dubs and there's an injury and we go to OT
>/hoc/ consents
Vegas fans should chant:>No means yes! No means yes!
what the fucking shit is this illenium shit? nuke vegas.
probably going to be a bit of a slurper tonight
>can’t have pre game on any espn channels because of college baseballSad
my sources report that rod is just finishing up his pregame 10,000 pushups, situps, and squats routine
Hart is going to have a flacid showing tonight :D
LolThat little baby with the gold chain.
good evening bros
>been tired and despondent all day>sun goes down>suddenly hyper energized>brain firing on all cylinders>beers are in the fridge>drop a cheeky betYeah, I'm thinking it's time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ihOQNPKG1A
>mcnaib in
I'm rooting for Vegas
jens lookin like a banana today
>>155040155?
>>155040179Geg
>>155040169I look and say that
not in our housenot in our fortress
knighties win :)
the draft combine is just one big humiliation ritual
>>155040178banana ballers
>Empty seats in a finals gameLol
>>155040250Game not starting for 20 minutes
>>155040250They're all in line getting their fancy poutine in time for puck drop.
>>155040245montreal here, over the years i saw at least 7 people arguing with the mcdonalds cashier about having their filet o fish lacking cheeseand see the cashier explaining that the filet o fish comes with half a piece of cheese not a full one
holy shit wouldn't that be scary for the people in vegas to have those massive floating logos and words right above traffic like that?
>>155040245I would neg the scouts with my awful body language
>>155040334did they have to sew his nose back on
jens really bringing her a-game tonight
>>155040250The Americans are at the concession still
>>155039782That fry shape is the optimum fry shape.
>>155037542
Rock N’ Roll
WTF IS THAT A CANE'S WARLOCK?
Is that EM?
>>155040334Someone better pop him in the caged schnoz
honestly would
>>155040334rip another one at his head
lmfaoooooo these pregame shows are incredible
shall be using the delayed puck drop to update my laptop to fedora linux 44. See you on the other side.
aura...
Demonic bullshit. God loves you.
>>155040362True Americans can afford to buy beer at the game
in the stadium suites tonight at vegas directly behind the knights net if you are here look above at the final minute of the 1st period and im going to be pantsless waving my dick around with two vegas prostitutes dancing naked
>>155040399>2026.6 >not using a rolling release disto
Wtf is that smoke real?!
THEY CUTTHE JETINHALF
Does vegas do this gay dinner theater shit every game
>>155038907that's a lot of woman
sooo... the canes witch lived?
That was fascistic.
>>155040429yeah
WUB WUB WUWUB WUBWUWUWU WUWUWU WUB WUB
You can judge how good the game is going to be by how zesty Pk’s outfit is.
I wonder is Vegas “fans” are ashamed the have a rapist on their team
Here's to feeling good all the time.
Weird intro ngl
USA vs USA teams mean we only have to deal with one anthem and dont have to deal with the cucked up Canadia all of us command anthem
HOLY FUCK GARY START THE GAME
ITS LIKE A NIGHTCLUB
>>155040453cope we don't believe EM here fag
you do the golden knights have a medieval times event before every game? that's lit
one of you fags are here at the game, i saw you look back and up and flip me off lolhope you liked titties flashed back at you
fan booing is on point kek
lmao the gnites wear glitter lmao
I forgot how fucking gay the golden showers where until I saw the intro lmao
>>155040453I believe they have already adopted the didn't happen + they deserved it + we'll do it again logic
>k'andre ____er
Gary ruined the player introductions they used to do the whole team
What's the point of announcing the starting lineups when they're the 4th and 3rd lines?
every minute brings us closer to off season /hoc/ and the tourists leave
REVERB>REVERBREVERB>REVERBI think this is the John Wick soundtrack
massive pop for Mcnabb
What a light show.
Dear Mr. Carter Hart,We demand a brutal, dry, bloody rape delivered to the canes. If our request isn't met you will be hearing from ED'S lawyers again.Signed, /hoc/
>>155040519it is
They're a soulless team but then again so are the canes
>>155040505>K'andre>D'andrethey gotta expand to new letters G'andre
why did the black guy get the loudest cheers?
i bet nhl goes to cage helmets in 10-20 years
>>155040530Amen.
>>155040496>thirdies don't understand entertainment unless it's chickens fightingmany such cases
>>155040545Hart got the loudest cheer
why do sunbelt games always have some black woman signing things?
>>155040545gary had that noise piped in
>>155040551VR hockey with naked players instead
>>155040565He’s the only one I would’ve cheered for
>>155040551>i bet nhl goes to cage helmets in 10-20 yearsI'm suprised they don't all wear neck guards after that guy got ACK'd. My son's peewee team makes them wear it.
>>155040542a'andre
Which side are y'all on /hoc/?https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVzQ20n3
This guy is so much better than the hick in carolina
>>155040571The PWHL suddenly skyrockets in popularity
>>155040579it's being grandfathered in, isn't it?
i just saw the asian owners of my favorite vegas rub-n-tug on the tv.
I'd like to see that chick mime a person losing lots of money at the blackjack table
>>155040545He didn’t. Carter Shart did
>>155040579New players have to wear neck guards players before 2023 got grand fathered in
>>155040554Go amd be a daggot somewhere else 4chan is not for your kind
>>155040245imagine you didnt have breakfast this morning. how would you feel?
what's with the negress doing sign languagedeaf niggas know the song
>>155040590I never heard that. I doubt it's that uncomfortable to wear that they wouldn't do it on their own. I know I would.
What the fuck does Oakland have to do with Vegas?
Fernando mendoza looks like steve dangle
>steals the canes sirenphony franchise
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>155040608retard
>Fart or Shart
4 fuggos in canes jerseys screaming at hart being a rapist were already kicked out lel
>>155040607https://bleacherreport.com/articles/25217774-nhl-reportedly-makes-neck-guards-mandatory-new-players-part-cba-rule-change
>>155040601hmm I haven't noticed new players wearing it.
>>155040505not participating in your racist fill in the blank
>>155040608They moved to Vegas 6 years ago. Where have you been?
BLACK LIVES MATTERLM
>>155040613Yeah why they steal froma phony franchise...
waiting for mcdonough to be telling a story about some stupid shit as a goal is being scored.
>>155040627thanks, anon
sup niggas i hate vegas so much it's unreal
>>155040496Fix your soccer fields Pedro
NOMEANSNO NOMEANSNO
Nice stitch job on mcnabb.
What Canes player is she married to?
>>155040655I like stories
>>155040627lmao back when I started watching hockey there were still some player with no helmets. there were also no adverts on the ice
I dont care about this series no mo
shit teams
>>155040683don't post that thai tranny here
>>155040679You aren't supposed to care until elimination is possible anyway.
why is the ring so small
I just hope my canesies :) win desu
>>155040683we love lalisa manoban here
>>155040674There are no blasians in NC.
>>155040693>thaiYou're a disgrace to the asian boi princess community
>>155040693they are called ladyboys
scarrrrrr
How many are you bros drunk
How is Torts supposed to coach with those big mommy milkers behind him?
Any >rags fans here remember how boring the Torts years were? 30 minutes of playing below the goal line.
>>155040710masculisa is thai wtf are you on about
did he cut a storm in half at the pre-game or what?
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRR EICHEL
>>155040727you can't get drunk from beer
>>155040732Looks too white to be a jungle asian. My bad.
>>155040727im hittin the weed pen
>>155040727fucking junkie I hope you overdose
>>155040743no...
why do these retards keep harping about not being able to see with a fucking cage on? its fucking nothing and has no impact on how you see or play.
Fake scarposters are secretly heroes because they prevent people watching delayed streams from getting spoiled since they wouldn't know if the scarpost is fake or not
when is eichel going to show up this series?
>>155040702i just hope vegas loses
>>1550407273 weeks soberim never drinking again
>>155040756all the lady players wear a cage and can see the puck
test
SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>155040727
Nevada Mustids vs Carolina Chups
>they lost more games than they won Are the golden knights Gary point merchants
getting hanifin was a mistake desu
>>155040756says the retard sitting on his ass not playing professional hockey
>>155040767Sucks to suck lmao
>>155040767Me too, shan’t be sucking down the devil’s juice again
>>155040775It's debatable as to whether the women are even aware they are playing hockey
hurricanes more like reallygays lmao kwab
already downed 3 cokes and a kebab
>>155040781Gimi
What are the rules for kicking the puck?
>>155040794shut up ya dumb stinky cantskate
>>155040767Come on anon, you can just have one. Everyone else is enjoying themselves!
>>155040727guilty as charged
i hate michael cera
Got some oxycontin after surgery but I don’t like it
>>155040817Hmm, nyo.
>>155040814Only GOT (Gary Occupied Teams) are allowed to do it
snack
lmao Tims commercial with workers that arent jeets. I havent seen a non jeet working there in years
>>155040824it's a nice city
Emily looking like a snack tonight boys...
>>155040826why?
>>155040805are kebabs good up there?like up here a lot of mexican stuff is shit with a "aye caramba" branding but the further you go south the best the tacos are
>>155040727WHAT A LIFE
I like the Canes away jersey
>>155040814you can't kick it in the net
>>155040727I've never had an alcoholic drink
>>155040850maybe the best, real turkish guys making them
>>155040814puck can be played off a skate, but an attacker can't kick the puck into the goal. If an attacker releases a puck from their stick and it hits a defender's or ref's skate, before crossing the goal line it's a good goal.
>>155040817maybe tomorrow as my anti withdrawal meds will renew and i can binge for a few days
no one like this teams
I’m a Christian I get high on life
>>155040815>this retard uses True skates
>>155040866loosen up toots
>>155040856I don't
>>155040847his commercial keeps getting spammed on cbc
>>155040866Never too late to start fren
>>155040878What would your forced rehab counselor say
>>155040633Look harder
>>155040878see you then
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>155040827ANON STOPin a month youll be on the street of philly sucking cocks for fent
Slurptastic game so far
>>155040835So Vegas and the Islanders, got it
>>155040891how is this hockey related
I could fuck a vegas ice girl right about now
Did my Jays win today
My Blackhawks could easily assblast both these shit teams
>>155040906theyre hockey fans
>>155040890I'll drink a celebratory drink when my favourite team wins the CupMy favourite team is >rags
>>155040884and altar wine
my nuckies would sweep both these teams
>>155040905based
Another slurper Gary, really?
>>155040891Why are white men like this?
>>155040934Yeah
my hifk would get to playoffs
>>155040892i dont drive drunk anymore so im not forced into rehab but i will need a new liver if i continue
Wow, really exciting product, Gary, glad I haven't watched a minute of it
LETSGOCANES
This general is obsessed with GaryEvery other fucking post
>>155040906Clicked wrong pic. But I'll claim K'andre Miller related
>>155040953I look like this and I say this
>>155040954
do the knights just give away free tickets on the strip?
Game blows
slurper
Thinking about Gary.
>>155040927>1940, 56 years no cup>33 years away from 94Feels bad, man.
stone acting like a goddamn boulder out there with those hits
>>155040954stupid sexy gary
>>155040975Canes tickets were 50 bucks in the Conference finals, so probably.
>>155040954gary played commercials during the entire pre-show
My Thai gf is letting me try anal tonight
LIMU EMUUUUUUUU
>>155040985I've never seen a team I root for winI was born in 1995The Knicks of all teams may be the first
has anyone of you got a perfect record yet?84-0.com
>>15504098554 derp
>>155040942brown girls have the best pussy
>>155041004Keep us updated bud
>>155040951Actually you dont drive drunk anymore because they took your license away
>hey, hurricanes: blow melol lmao even
>>155041014Best I could do
>>155041004omo
>>155041004ok kovacevic
>>155040954The GOAT commish won’t be around forever so you might as well witness his greatness a little longer.
>>155040954We're growing the game bucko.
>>155041004Don’t forget to lube up your butthole
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>scoreless draw
>>155041014
>>155040954gary mandates that every other post contains gary
>>155041039like wtf
>>155040951i bet mitch would drive you around
>>155041014Someone posted a perfect season the other day or so.
good night frens
>>155041089it's not even 9pm
>>155041089Why it no gif
>>155041089Have fun waking up to the results!
>>155040954Cope we worship Gary here
this game is a real slurper
>>155041123Just like my islanders
>>155041089Don't leave me alone with all the Americans and Nadians.
Wasn't jason blake the guy sean avery bullied for having cancer
>>155041043Trans women are women chud
>>155041014Closest I got
STREAMS ARE KILLnhl66 and streamed.pk is KILLHALLPPPP
>>155041123Need a glass banger rowdy to make another appearance
>>155041137You afraid we're gonna eat all your meatballs, Sven? typical
>>155041151sport surge
>>155041014this was the one I got
hangs head in shame>naqvi
>>155041140Jackson is his son
I tried to make the worst team I possibly could, it's actually harder to make a terrible team honestly
>>155041014sup
>>155041146you say that but I ****** one and it felt pretty gay
scarrrrrrrrrr
>>155041232I scard with ur mum
>>155041150>>155041187My 82-2 team is better than this. 2.58 GAA isn't getting you a perfect season.
The Carolina Hurricanes won the Stanleyb owl in 2006
>scoreless
Softest pussy shit finals ever
it's not a slurper it's a defensive duel there's a difference chuds
>marner pretending to try throwing a hitalmost as funny as him accidentally blocking a shot
>>155041222>>155041187nice
>>155041197Pisani had colitis
>>155041263Defense is a code word for boring desu
>>155041262
it was not so long ago you massive faggots hated frogs
>>155041089>>155041099gn
>discussion if it's penulty>broadcast never shows a replay
>>155041295We are so back
Gary forgot to turn the magnets on
SCARRRRRRRRR
>>155041290I have always liked Les Habitants
HAAAAAARRRTT
>2 shotsuh oh it's happeneding again
Fucks sake
>on pace for 21-6 SOGSlurper alert.
FUCK YOUUUUUUUU
>>155041336Freddy is due to give one up in the next three shots.
time for the intermission dart and dude
finally got under 20 wins, it ain't easy
>only got a warning from security for nude women and waving my dick aroundthanks vegas
>Only 9 shots total>No goalsGrim
what an excellent first period, holy shitGary has to be thrilled
guys help i'm falling asleep
>>155041380I'm eepy too, it was a rainy humid day
>pick someone that I think is pretty solid center>literal next random generation is 80's oilers>this has happened three times nowfuck this semen slurping website
Petterssonbros...
>>155041368>almost a perfect team>forced to use Fiala>82-2
>>155041401Why did they pick his worst season
>>155041368
I don't like how a certain golden knight player looksI don't like that sort of person
>stanley cup finals>now is the perfect time to spam images of some retard web gameNo one gives a fuck
Nigger.
>>155041436Teemu mentioned
PK looks like he is joining the black parade
>>155041434if the cup isn't in the arena then it doesn't matter
>1st period of the cup final over>/hoc/ still hasnt capped a thread from this morningholy kwab
Grug should trim that string of hair on his forehead
>>155041463excuse me? this thread is from last night
>>155041463Maybe you should spam more fantasy garbage
why does hockey broadcasts always put niggers on
>>155041455he's got a black Sargent Peppers thing going
Gretzky is a cheat code because how the fuck do I have an almost perfect season with Red Kelly on my team?
This website made me realize Toronto's had like 2 actually good players their entire existence
pk dressed like a singer in a cover band that only does british new-age songs.
>>155041483>>155041485Stop posting this faggotry.
>>155041479and there it is
>>155041479imagine stoic ruskis staring at the camera and answering only with yes or no
>>155041479same reason they shoe-horn women in. jews hate white men.
>>155041493fuck you it's fun
It’s a HOT one tonight in Las Vegas!
>>155041014I think it's more fun trying to get the worst record possible
>>155041502that would be way more authentic though
>muh antisemetism commercialLOL fucking gay
pay attention chud, gary has a message for you.
>>155041524Sorry, antisemitism is now cool with liberals, jew
>>155041506kek and approximately 2 minutes after you say this they put on the antisemitism commercial
>>155041519>Чтo?
the funniest thing in the antisemitism commercial is that we're supposed to suspend our disbelief and accept that it's gonna be a black dude sticking up for the jew
nude dood on locker room spy camera
eat rock candy
>>155041515Beat this
>>155041555>i know how you feel>now give me your jew gold, nigga
>here's your trillion dollar AI bro
>>155041555jews have used blacks as a golem against White people and White America for decades, so it fits perfectly for how they have operated.
vegas golden knights have no finnish playerscarolina hurricanes have no swedish playersbut both teams have… danish players??
why are american insurance commercials basically humiliation rituals for the white man?
>>155041565whether jeff or stu, when building a shitty team you need either of the skinners it seems. if you could get both I bet that the wins would be 10 or less
>>155041555Boomer jews have a legit BBC fetish, that's all that is.
People with autism are more likely to hold antisemitic views
>>155041588everything wrong with the world is our fault according to reddit
If this doesn't end up 84-0 I give up
>>155041580Copenhagen is the Las Vegas of Scandinavia.
>>155041603>
>needed mcdonalds so bad they drove into the store
>>155041614Ovechkin didn't back check for 4 games
>>155041606Are you sure?
>>155041606The kalmar union was a gay union
>>155041573The basedjak's mouth should be wilder
SCAAAAA
Turn the fucking magnets on gary
>>155041624freetown 3bh
SSSSCAAAARRRR
>rand1es
G R U GRUG
SCAAAAR
KWAB
FINALLY A GOAL
MARK PEBBLE SCAAAAAAAR
>>155041361:|
>>155041588>look up largest advertising agency in the US>look at shareholders
Mark Stone said fuck you EM
SSSSSSSSCCCAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
I am a chudwhich one of these is the chud team, so I know who to root for?
Absolute softy of a goal kwab
>>155041651MORK PEBBLE DOES IT AGAIN
>>155041014I got Johnny Hockey and Claude Lemieux
GOOOOOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
Yeeeaaaappp
uh oh another challenge
>>155041645at gork make this image exactly 25 percent more canadian
>>155041594is it because autists excel at pattern recognition
Andersen sucks, he can’t make basic saves
UN SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR
offside
>>155041645SHANIA
GOOOOAL brought to you by Burger King
that's a goal
OFFSIDE
Gary likes our cheerwine and boberry biscuits
>quinton howdenFellow nhl draft rememberer
Dylan hereI'm scared bros.
H O W E V E R
>>155041682prime shania was canada's best export.
>not so fast vegassTHANK YOU GARY!
grug no understandgrug hit rock in netgrug score goal!!!
thank you gary you are my greatest ally :)
NOT SO FAST
>THE STATE OF MARK GEOLOGYKWAB
REFBALL HITS THE NHL
C O R R E C T I O NORRECTION
>a game of inchesJust like my peanits
imagine getting assfucked by challenges two games in a row
Markie Granule BTFO
>not showing a down the line angle>ignoring parallaxthis commentary is awful
>No one has posted a single Vegas pepe in 2 entire threads nowNiggers
>>155041718>they dont bring out the laser level and micrometer for thatrigged
>>155041729Retard
>>155041711
I told you people, Gary wants Canes to win so he dosen't lose potential customers.
SCOOOOOO
>>155041729I dont even have one in my pepe collection
ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooostupid hick goal wipedstupid spam filter
Freddies hurt kwab
>>155041674
SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRJACK EYE CALL
>>155041752No goal
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
GOALIE INTERFERENCE CALL IT BACK
puck don't lie
Scar good this time?
>ref interfering with the puck tonight
THE JACKAL EICHEL!
Gary called. No goal.
AHHH HELP ME REFFIES
>>155041729No one is actually a fan of either of these teams. Vegas winning is just funnier because of Hart and Marner
>>155041729sorry
OH RANDY
do it again reffies do it again
Not a goal and should be a penalty.
Interference! KWAB!
Bruh
LMAOGET REKT
Holy fuck we know who gary wants to win
freddie just laying on the ground, grim
>can't score legally>just run the goaliesasuga, Vegass
gonna be called back lol
BOOOOOOOOOOO
>Golden Cheats
>officials talking againrefball in full effect tonight
no goal
>>155041774The puck has lied.
>>155041797Yeah, Vegas
>>155041751It's sunbelt vs sunbelt. Gary literally doesn't care who wins. This is the least rigged series of the entire season
GARY WHAT THE FUCK?????
>UM THAT WAS NOT A GOAL ACKCHUALLYHockey is gay lol
>>155037399KWAB
KÄRYKÄRYKÄRY
Vegas should learn how to score legal goals.
lmao goalie putting his own head out to make contact. what a joke
Just end this dog shit league already
LOL what is this, soccer?
SOMEONE BAKE A NEW THREAD
>hit the puck with your stick>it goes into the goal>the goal counts for the other teamNice sport
nope that was contact
SLURPERGARY WILL ALLOW NO GOALS
holy shit I thought the NFL was rigged
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF VEGASS
Problem Niggits?
i thought my feed looped back wtf
According to the deserve to win o meter, the Canes are winning.
>>155041822danes have big heads i think this was a plot point in hamlet
>0-0Yeah this semen slurping sport ain't for me
this sequence of events is a NIGHTMARE for Vegas fans who don't know the rules
>refpucking vegasuhh gary they've killed for less...
What the fuck is this shit
the top of his head is outside the blue paint
>>155041827this
>>155041822He's in the crease. I thought this was your national sport.
they don't even count as shots on goal lmao
> vEgAs GoLdEn ReFs!!!!
If you watch this rigged shit you are a total fucking retard
>heem the shit out of the goalie>obviously, OBVIOUSLY gets overturned>BOOOOOOOOOOOOO REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCKvegas, everyone
this final would have been so much better if ducks hadnt eliminated the oilers
>>155041862>>155041862>>155041862>>155041862
>clearly in the blue paint from retard commentator>replay shows never touches the blue paint at any point and is playing the puck when contact is made outside creasei hate the syrup slurpers so much.
does Gary have a beach house in Myrtle Beach?
>>155041845>What the fuck is this shitthe rules
>>155041813No. It all has to do with Hart. You saw all these redditors bitching about Hart and claiming to quit hockey. Gary has made the call, so Vegas will lose
emily
brindamore said you got to be %100 sure to make a challenge
>>155041899If Gary listened to reddit, this would be Edmonton vs Montreal
>>155041926best final of all time
>>155041568kek
>>155041954If you're a fag
Damn, I wonder how much the refs' cousins and nephews bet on this series
Lol 2 seconds in
SCAAAAAAR
Caniacs are pretty quiet now
>Kelly Cup is 2-0, Kansas City dominating the Everblades