>Sunday 7th June, 202621:00 Greece - ItalyReminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, start imagining mercato delusions, submit your documents to FIGC and stay Clairepilledprevious >>155000098
death to America
Just rewatched 1917, why is it so kino? The village scenes are just too good
negru
>15 showcases in>0 strand type games announcedIs /OurGenre/ dead bros?
nihao
>>155038043Tomorrow, /ourAsha/ >will continue Hideo's legacy by announcing 5 new strand type games
>>155038043It's a golden genre which is why we've been gatekeeping it hard
>>155038043Death Stranding is... forgotten
Forgotten like the trophies in Croatia NT's international trophy room?
Business idea: Expedition 33 but it's set in Turin and the main hub of the game is the Jj medical instead of the manor
Business idea: AC Liberation but we're freeing the negrus from the evil and ruthless rulers of Continassa
>tfw Freedom Cry isn't part of Resynced
Brazil just conceded to some Egyptian dude named Ziko, fucken pottery
>>155038758they had already suffered a significant number of casualties against his wife years ago
MALAWI HAS GOT NO MONEY HE'S GOT HIS STRONG BELIEFSMALAWI HAS GOT NO POWER HE'S GOT HIS STRONG BELIEFS
Wesl-ACK!
>Pickford rumorsI would rate him if he weren't so quintessentially anglo
>>155037630damn just accidentally started a thread lelbut anywayis he doing okay this year? haven't really checked since week 4 or so
just found out strachinescu is an actual surname in Romania and have been giggling for a couple of minutes
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAITU4CvCrg
Who does Italy root for in the World Cup when Italy is not in it (so basically always)?
the Derrick twins
>>155042103the exact same thing as the rest of the season: the third-world-style exemption from (mostly financial) responsibilities that their favourite club has inflicted on Italian football
Anyone here ever wish they had a twin brother? Probably just overlooking the downsides, but it seems really comfy tbqh
>>155042594if there's one thing the world doesn't need is two of us
Christian Negru
>>155045208Paolo Negru would never engage in such degeneracyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO6a4567dI4
>>155037630>"BELKANS could be here" he thought. "I've never been over this border before. There could be Belkans anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his air frame. "I HATE BELKANS" he thought. The Unsung War reverberated his entire plane, making it pulsate even as the G-suit circulated blood through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of defunct nationalities after dark. "With a plane, you can fly over any border you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>155045208You just know duccio was buying that content
Good morning!>De Ketelaere spoke to MilanNews: Milan? "I wasn't ready... but not scoring a goal for the Rossoneri is a stain on my record."The Austrian Football Association has met all of Ralf Rangnick’s demands to keep him as Austria’s head coach. The decision now rests with Rangnick and what he wants to do, while also depending on Gerry Cardinale’s willingness to meet his requirements. A concrete development in this matter could emerge early next week.>Corriere dello Sport: San Siro season ticket prices are set to rise ahead of the 2026/27 season.ADL calls Scaroni: reassurances on the resolution with Milan.>Fabregas: “In Serie A they don’t attack, there’s no structure or style. And they buy players without the coach knowing them”Juve wants Maignan.Also>Swiss supermarket Denner presents new short movie for the FIFA World Cup 2026: The Socceritos - how football came to the Wild WestWith Terence Hill, one of the greatest legends of entertainment cinema returns - alongside Granit Xhaka, the Swiss international and captain with heart and fighting spirit. Also in the game are the explosive striker Zeki Amdouni and the charismatic Ana Maria Markovic, who breathe more than a little fire into the Wild West. Together, the four fight to liberate the town of Lamy, which is plagued by corruption and arbitrariness, showing that team spirit is stronger. Watch it now: https://youtu.be/4iV8UzOnbrc
>>155042103nihao
Listen up here liberal My wife left me
>Atleti want to keep Nico Gonzalez, and Simeone is pushing for him to stay. Juventus had considered holding onto him, but the player's desire to remain in Spain was at 101%: impossible to ignore.t. Sborromeo Agresti>Juventus had considered holding onto him>Juventus had considered holding onto him>Juventus had considered holding onto him>Juventus had considered holding onto him
>>155047812When your chud wingers are Nonceicao and Zingarova even Nico Merdalez sounds like a good choice
while the masses are playing for 38-0, some of us are pursuing more worthy challenges
>>155042103ofc for the glorius nibbon samurai
>Vlahović reportedly feels betrayed by Juventus, particularly because he was never considered for the captaincy.>After his departure is officially announced, he will explain everything to the fans on social media.Are you happy now? You made a zingaro cry, that's a worse tragedy for him than the Belgrade bombings
I'd cry to if Locatelli was the preferred captain over me
>>155047187EBT card coded post
shit aesthetics striker that bags and top aesthetics striker that doesn’t bag will make for a funny buddy cop duo (the joke here is kangoo will score more than slakoth)
See? I'm not a schizo, twinkazzo IS Inde Navarette
finally got an invincible seasondraftseriea.netlify.app
Comolli OUTSickwolf IN
>MerdstappenHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Sacrified Max for a WC winI see your vision, Duccio
>implying Shartonelli is going to win anything this year
What about shartbolli?
>>155050469He's shitalian, he's either getting humiliated by the women beater or steal his way to the trophy
Me whenever I see Locatelli with the ball
How much does one kg of decent rice cost in shitaly these days? Also open to the Danish gourmet poster
>>155051263Danejeet live reporting from LIDL in Italy Although I doubt this qualifies as decent
>>155051346Hallo danejeetThat same package of rice cists c. € 7.50 in Canada plus Justin Castreau-tier taxes, fmlCarnaroli is even more if you can find it
>>155051346Originario is not arborio, different use cases. If you want good arborio/carnaroli go to esselunga you'll find great deals
>you will never eat riso Scotti off gio scotti's bush
>>155051701Not with that attitude anon
I can't tell if Antonelli is actually good or just an average driver on a rocketship
>>155049463>Locatelli not in the teamUnironically hire him
>>155051846Both
>Ferrari>LemerdHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>155051701/ck/ idea: you vigorously induce lactation in Gio and use the milk to make rice pudding
RoboCob(olli)
If she were a progressive she would have been called Mila Navannanz
Antonelli is a BolognaGOD
Now it's time to beat the German gf-abuser (he'll get rekt badly)
Gran Sborrismo wishes it could look this greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Afsz_7J6A
>>155054563>Umbrella Corps ComolliRabiot Evil: Code Veronique
>>155054705kek + I kneel wtf
Gz on the u17 win Italybros
>Seghershehehe
Seke and Seghers enter a brothel...
>>155055309What is the star of the Tabu sweets ad doing in defence?
>>155048114Worst hunchback error since letting Morata go lmao
Belgian U17 right back of Roman roots Tinus Moorthanguerier
Van Persiebros... not like this...
less than 30 bings for the sexbox showcase
>>155055850>only thing I give a fuck about is OD>likely won't even be at the show>it's in the middle of dinner timeGrim but we'll watch as is tradition
>YT has the fastest stream for onceThanks 'sha, very cool
Azzurrinini time coming up
>>155055309>murderhammer
La Asha is going to make us feel the same way about brown women as Scotterrone does
>25 more years of videogamesno please stop mr. asha just nuke it all
>to the next 25Yeah, 25 months maybe lmao
>GearsDoes La Asha think it's still 2008? Who even plays Gears anymore?
The day boring third person shooters die will be a beautiful day for humanity
Only Farenz has ever given a fuck about Gears of War, and even him has long stopped caring after Gears 3
FOR YOU
Asha... I'm so heartbroken this pinnacle of gaming isn't coming to PS5... oh noooo...
>>155056492Thanks kojima
>7 minutes spent showing me something I've seen back in 2006
Wait where's the thick indian accent I was promised
I haven’t had the sex in almost 3 months. At the beach today I’m not ashamed to say I almost sburred. How the fuck is the Shitalian birthrate so low? If I lived here permanently I could rescue it, HAVE SEX FOR GIORGIA AND THE ECONOMY(This is related to the Serie A as baby talentos cannot play in the league formerly known as Mr Tim’s if they’re not born in the first place)
>Xbox exclusivePC cucks keep getting cucked by both SonyGODs and Xbox losers too now lol
>>155056639She said console exclusive, meaning that the *console* is exclusive, not the platform itselfTherefore, Xbox and PC only
>>155056659get fucked PC cuck
>dad is sending me solroth twitter memesplease grimolli don't do it
>>155056681I have a brother?!
>the only good game Microsoft has to offer is multiplatformShould've cancelled this one and release Gears on PS5 lole
Insanely pacey negru with a blonde afro? Comolli I beg you
>Gears of War>GayloAsha I'm not a 40yo Mutt boomer, I don't care about these generic geriatrics franchises
Laziochuds this is your game!
We won.
Why would I play State of Decay if I'm not a Twitch streamer?
Cobolli has Milan fan vibes
>still using the same models from State of Decay 1>gay ass animationswtf
Why is Asha showing PS3 games?
Sea of Thieves is going to outlast fuckig Destiny 2 lmao
So I'm assuming that La Asha bent over console war fags just for one (1) single game?
Proudly made in /seriea/
>>155056898More like everything else was already announced/a done deal and it would've cost them more to cancel and stop development of the ports. At this rate I wonder if Forza Horizon will ever come to PS again
>>155056925>More like everything else was already announced/a done dealSo was Gears since they send distributors all the necessary info for game preorders, they even got it approved by PEGI lmaoGuess it's really a *last last last* minute change
YES MORE ASIASLOPYESI LOVE SAMURAIS AND NINJAS AND ONIS I LOVE JAPAN YES I WATCHED SHOGUN TWO YEARS AGO
>Hellblade 3Asha you should genuinely kill yourself lmao
I haven't met a single person who player any of the Hellblade games
>Team Ninjareminder that these niggas haven't made a good game since Nioh 2
It's not even that impressive graphically so, unironically, what's the point of this series anymore?
>Croatiareminder that these niggas haven't won an international trophy since
I'll see you in about a month
>>155056720>Gaylo
>>155057142No you won't since you'll disappear once you're bounced out of group stages
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155057142>I'll see you in about a monthYeah we'll meet back home since you're crashing out with nothing in hand
>Age of EmpiresAny game for people who are below the age of 35?
Only just tuned in, why can't I taste the sweet taste of cardamom and cinnamon on her acccent?
...which reminds me, do we know the new Bioshock developers? It's not Ken Levine's studio since they're (pretending to) work on Judas
wtf was that a BB?!
>>155057402Bit zesty but I still got hard
/seriea/ consensus on Doom The Dark Ages?
Dishonored 3 looking weird
>>155057425mid
>Vincent CasselTekken reference Croato
don't remind me of Victor, nigga
More like Grand Tetton
Genuinely staggering how America is such a beautiful place with such an ugly people living there
>>155057514Bon appétit
ASIASLOP YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>tf>tp
Ashaslop
Vincent Casselvania
Genuinely the first good game in 50 minutes
>>155057589Extremely good post Duccio
Ascoli in BBrescia in C
This feels like AI slop lol
>a fucking cumjar-type videogame
2D Metroidvania's are literally the best genre (apart from the extinct strand-type game).>>155057633Bbilan (((Futuro))) in D
>AtlusTurning off since I'm not into underage people
>RPG fantasy game by ActivisionYou couldn't sell me a PS5 any faster
Obessed
SPYRO IS BACKWE WON
>it's actually SpyroWell that's a relief
>Gears>Halo>Spyro25 years in the making as in they're still making games for people from the early 2000s lol
Sborro the Dragon
Are Kojima and Cockstar the only developers who are capable of animathing people properly?
>>155057725Spyro ragazzo mio, ho un pisello magico
>>155057734Please understand, the xe/xir crowd need jobs too
this child in the italian goal seems unreliable
>CoD: DMZ was the One More Thing™Grimness not even Grimolli could conceive of
Worst showcase of the summer thus far (I doubt Gamescom will be worse lol), and one of the worst Xbox shows I've ever seen
>>155057947the Nintendo Direct will be worse because it will feature only games made for children
>>155057947The fable trailer looked nice
>>155057964I wonder which games Lotito will show to Lazio ultras in order to convince them to make them buy seasonal tickets
>>155057989Pokemon probably, only pedos play that series
>Eriksen died againAt what point should you just give up?
>Christian Eriksen just collapsed on the field in a match against Ukraine lole
Eriksen found dead in Serbia
Bove touching his nuts right as we speak
>>155058096Grimolli buy the entire Greek starting lineup please
>>1550580961 Tzolis pls
the only game I'm hyped for thus far is True Promise 5
>>155058134For me its gta6
>beat the best team in the semifinals>get humiliated by the worst one in the finalall things considered it's a miracle >we reached the final playing 4-3-1-2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRVxQ7VLmHICringe gaming show in 5 bings
this italian guy casa grande just got booked for a ridiculous dive
>>155058069>>155058078within a few minutes he already understood how to evade the mobilisation. they don't make intelligent players like him anymore
>A shooting has taken place near England’s World Cup base in Kansas City. Nine people have reportedly been injured.Italy is playing the long game
>Landithis mini Cocciante is 100% paying to play, bloody hell what a shitty midget.
GG Belgio, well deserved
fuggg
funny goal. bad defending and bad goalkeeping from the young italians
>>155058189Wtf, what are these 2 lesbians doing?
/seriea/ consensus on choker necklaces?
penalty to italy
>sub in fugazzola>get a goals scoring opportunity it was that easy
hehe
W LA FUGA
>Gattuso wants to sign Santi Gimenez for LazioGrazie Rino!!!!!!!
penalty shootout now
regardless of how the penalty kicks lottery ends in a perfect world there are at least 4 defenders, two number 9s and a number 6 in this squad that should reach serie a, but we all know at best they will end up on Borussia's bench.
>>155058604ten years ago the selection at the u17 euros produced bastoni, frattesi, scamacca and pinamonti for our national team, so it's not over for them yet
>>155058604baldinus will save them
>>155058708>bastoni, frattesi, scamacca and pinamonti
be very afraid serie ass
He nailed the direction of every shot, this furry guy looks promising
based wolf
>meme run>missesEverytime
Roccacca
>rocca
>moor
>moorthamer
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
Rocca looks like the type of guy that cuts himself and licks the knife after
we lost
He's not just a Wolf, he's a Sick Wolf! My dad rates him
Calcio future? Secured.
I love the Azzurrini so much it's unreal, wonder why I still bother with the grown ups.
>>155058873Nonce
These kids are actually very good and seem to care about the shirt, surely the Italian football system won't waste all this talent
>>155058873because you can’t stand real competition; the football movement in Italy has completely turned its value system on its head and you're part of a nation that wastes its time and attention on trivial things such as youth competitions
We won, but let's see how Joe Rice and Joseph Marmot kills their development
>>155058913>surely the Italian football system won't waste all this talentRecent achievements of Italian youth teams:U17 2nd at EC 2018 and 20191st at EC 20243rd at WC 2025Final at EC 2026 U19 2nd at EC 2016 and 20183rd at EC 2022 and 20241st at EC 2023U20 3rd at WC 20174th at WC 20192nd at WC 2023
Isr-ACK!-el
>>155058921can you repeat that in your own non retarded words?
What happened to gnonto?
>>155058935This is worth absolutely jackshit once the very same players from the youth academies start shitting themselves after fifteen minutes of a playoff in Zenica
Please Mr. Ayatollah do the needful and manage to fire something during a World Cup game
>>155058965Yeah, that was what I was implying
>>155058935Yeah Italian teams need to go, all that just for the league to have dogshit players
>>155058943Qrd
>>155059000Its nothing and not calcio related
>>155058950teaching abstract thinking to idiots is not part of my ONLUS principles
>>155059000Yids bombed the Shia district in Beirut which was strongly advised against by pretty much everyone, so Iran just targeted Israel for the first time since ceasefire
>>155059019>something thats been happening every 2 months for 3 years now happened again YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN
yup thats another +10m
>>155059019Wow why would Dildiz do this
>>155059080He reached his twink death milestone
>Osayuki Jeff EkhatorEkhator sounds like some Tolkien character in the same veing of Denethor et al
Gattuso’s national team match analysts should have told Pio Esposito that the match against Bosnia was actually the Trofeo Birra Moretti
>>155059019oh this is gonna be lithttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/g4pz-8tYN88
>>155059000
Soon.
are we enjoying True Promise 5 yet
Train by day, joe rice podcasts by night, all day, The Joe Rice experience
/seriea/ approved podcasts to listen while on the train? Hard mode: don't mention the Dua Lipa book club- Welcome to Night Vale
>flosho
>>155058921>>no that competition is not a real competition you're the dude that never practiced a sport past 12 lol
>>155059832Call her twinkazzo
does Vagiannidis sound like a vaginal infection in Greek too?
>>155060066I think vagina in greek is munitis
>>155059832do NOT relax on trains imc
>>155060041Red Flag or Overthinking?This week, Twinkazzo checks in from its boyfriend's wife pregnancy to discuss its latest obsession, Love Island. It then answers listeners’ questions about friendship jealousy, relationship anxiety, family expectations, difficult conversations, and the difference between an attacking midfielder and a box-to-box player. From Co-op drama to a boyfriend whose mom still monitors his hedge fund, no question is off limits. Enjoy!
>Koleosho is eligible to represent the United States, Canada, Nigeria, and Italy, as he was born and raised in the United States to a Nigerian father and an Italian-Canadian mother.[23]good god
>Muslera and Vlachodimos aren't the same person
how is greece expected to score with a serie shit forward up ahead?
Warhammer 40k is up :)
>>155059973okay let's see the specs of this U17 Euro tournament:>half-empty stadiums>no pressure>against players of the same age>too much media attention nevertheless >reputation about as crucial as a secondary school leaving exam>with referees who have just finished their shift as cashier at the local DesparI'm not sure what your definition of 'competitive spirit' is, but this ain't it. it is rather the sensationalisation of preparatory content in the name of summer boredom on low-quality channels like Sportitalia
>>155060253Is Darktide gud yet?
The new FIGC president should keep Baldini on a permanent contract if he is as intelligent and pragmatic as Gravina
wat the fug
imagine if Ndour cared and didn't half ass everything he does
Nigga named Baldini. Also> Red carded in less than 15 minutes What a great future ahead your defense has
Pankratio Stadium (Heraklion)
>>155060407Someone had to pick up where Bastoni left off
>negru named Tettehfucking lol
TETTE
>>155060417its pancretan
That was a huge waste of almost 2 hours of my life, I keep getting baited into this shitshow>>155060283Never played it sorry, tw 40k looked great tho
Andruzzos
John Azzurri
why is Gasperini managing Greece?
>>155060626>That was a huge waste of almost 2 hours of my life, I keep getting baited into this shitshowCould be worse, you could be watching the Whatever-The-Gamescom-Show-Is-Called with all the Eurojank RPG's and gacha game coomer collabs.
New Olivia in 5 days
>>155060760>mogadorbrutally mogs everyone KOJIMBOOOO!!!
>they're going to confirm Baldinibased on one hand, but on the other hand I would like to see Italy win another world cup before dying.
Italy qualified for the world cup!
The Crans-Montana teenagers have cooled off!
>>155060760What the fuck
>>155060853
>>155060853A former Serie C/lower Serie B manager is the best our uncorrupted, competitive in Europe football movement can afford
>>155060760Remember that Umamusume where the horses you race are actually girls? Well apparently Azur Lane is a game where the girls are naval warships
Azzurri Lane (with Gattuso playing as the Novgorod)
Giacomo Faticanti made history tonight: he became the first Juventus Next Gen player to represent Italy and, with that, also the first Serie C player.
>>155058069did ukraine blame russia for it yet
>>155060967are you telling me that I can make a guns/cars/warvehicle/dinosaur but theyre actually weebshit girls game and make a ton of money?
>>155061818Idk, I might be Jewish but not *that* Jewish
>sorloth is 30 holy fuck lmao I thought he was 26 or something lol dumb negru club
https://x.com/AtaqueFutbolero/status/2063731636521349127>celebrating a late save in a friendly against greecesad
I hate twitter posting so much
Grace night /seriea/
Gio is growing if you know what I meanSleep tight /seriea/
>>155060967>>155061818sounds like girls und panzer schizo edition
svrely Buciano will give some minutes to Tommy C and Destiny next season
>>155062360Why does she have a door mat on her head?
>>155065215That's actually an artisinal rug made from the armpit hair of a bunch of female Bolognese students
My beautiful Italy taking the North Korea U-17 WNT approach WILL WORK, trust.
Good morning!>Lazio see Santi Gimenez as a potential protagonist for their attack. There are no contacts yet between clubs nor with Gimenez’s entourage, however it’s true that Lazio are very interested in GimenezMilan have spoken with former Fenerbahce and Bayer Leverkusen director Devin Ozek for the sporting director role
>>155061210>Giving serie c shitters national team appearancesBut remember Inter is the one doing shady shit like artificially increasing the value of it's youth players
Fucking Bobo defending Allegri's shitshowNo wonder Cassano and Lele kicked this bum out of BoboTV
>>155066323Allegri did many mistakes and is partly to blame but no one can be successful with such a management
>Glasner has carefully analyzed Milan's performances from last season alongside his staff in order to identify the players best suited to his system.He is aware that his methods usually take time to produce results, but he believes he can take Milan to the next level. The Austrian views Milan as the ideal club to make a significant step forward in his career after his successes with Eintracht Frankfurt and Crystal Palace.>Glasner is now awaiting further contact from the club, potentially as early as today.Ralf Rangnick remains interested in becoming Milan's Technical Director. However, he wants significant authority over:>The selection of his staff>The Sporting Director>The Head Coach>Transfer decisions
2 winning goles by espositos. +20m in values
Grim numbers for Serie A
>>155066998Eldor \o/>a second Suarez has droppedDon't tell Belgio
>>155067004>Don't tell BelgioNo need, he's in the picture as well
>>155067036Hehe
>>155066998I rate Franculino
>>155067036>>155067059Come to Milan
>New contacts scheduled as Juventus push to sign Sorlotht. Agrestoth
>Inter had hoped to complete the deal for Marco Palestra for around €45m, including bonuses, but Atalanta continue to demand more than €50m.>A player could potentially be included in the deal to reduce the cash outlay. However, Atalanta are not known for giving discounts, and if they do lower their demands, it is usually only by a small amount and in exchange for a percentage of a future resale.>The two clubs are not particularly close to completing the transfer at the moment quite the opposite.
>Alongside the (strong) pressure for Sorloth, Juventus aren't letting go of Kolo Muani: contacts with the Frenchman continue as well, as he has given his full availability to the Bianconeri.t. Slomeo AgresthiNo but seriously what do they still see in him lole, are they enjoying the Renault Kangoo memes that much?
always something with that Atalanta fella fucking scumbag
https://x.com/yoxics/status/2063781352852643908bbilan is such a pathetic excuse of a zoo that Big Zingaro would rather hang out with streamers than work in order to hire a DT and a coach lmao
>>155067392I wanna think he's absolutely shit but that assist in the derby was too good, he's a very weird player
>>155067392>No but seriously what do they still see in him lole, are they enjoying the Renault Kangoo memes that much?They were impressed by THAT Saliba video
Intesa Giampaolo
>>155066998Ueda 'potted
Business idea: Cléolli creating the Negrons
>Roberto Mancini is one step away to return on Italy National Team’s bench. Ready a contract until 2030 (€2M/year).
*blocks your path*
The Netherlands tonight will play against the Uzbekistan of Fabio Cannavaro.It’s already the sixth time in the past two years that Oranje will play an international match against a team led by an Italian coach, although it hasn’t played against Italy even once in that period.
>>155067776Reminder this guy made arguably the worst AC games to date and people still praise him for whatever reason
>>155066998you are now aware that Germany has only 18 teams in BL, that's 34 games per season, and Kane scored on average 1+ goals per game.
>>155067826I scored 42 goals in 38 when I was on loan at roma in my fifa pro career
>>155067392look at how few strikers actually cracked serie ass and he did it in a side where half the players looked like they were playing against. the eye test of him at his best outweighs him at his worst on teams that don’t suit him, he’s definitely a good player
>>155067861>look at how few strikers actually cracked serie ass and he did it in a side where half the players looked like they were playing against.looked like?
/biz/ idea: a Jj volleyball team filled with types that make you think "this better not awaken anything in me"
>>155067899I am teso too right now, if you know what I mean
Gerry’s /biz/ idea’s are unmatched. The fake Lego set for 30€ being one of his more brilliant ones.
>>155058965If you let them play as much as that absolute joke called Lautaro they would learn not to be afraid
See also the hours gained on Albania clock for 20€
Actual version
Renault Kangoo and Kia Sorento SOON
People in this thread rn
>>155068027Kek
>lowkey 3 days until the World Cup startsbruh...
>>155067989They wouldn't, because as things stand right now Serie A actively coddles retards.Remember that fullback guy with shiny clerical baldness who racked up a ton of assists, several accolades from Gazzetta, was named Player of the Year and that, before the game, was celebrating having drawn Bosnia as opponent? He was one of the first players to lose his marker, offensively produce fuckall and have the ball bounced in his face consistently. That's the level of Italian football: play a bunch of irrelevant games made easy by some knocks on the VAR room by corrupt referee officials and the comfort zone of a league that doesn't really test them, only to shit bricks and crumble like chumps at the first sign of stormy weather.
/v/ idea: A roguelike narrative RPG where you are a coach struggling your way through a Serie A season.The premise:You're a freshly appointed coach at a financially ruined club in Serie A. No fenomeno transfers, no AIA safety net, just a threadbare squad, some baby talento's, a press corps that already despises you, and a chairman who gives you exactly one season before pulling the trigger. Every match is a battle. Every season is a run. Death (getting fired) resets the world, but you carry scars to the next season.Mechanics:>Tactical deck buildingEvery season you draft a deck of cards to use throughout the season. Then vefore each match you draft a hand of "tactic cards"; High Press, Park the Bus, Gegenpressing Blitz, Catenaccio. Each with synergies, cooldowns, and morale costs.>Player traitsEach player carries a permanent trait: Volatile Genius, Iron Captain, Glass Ankle, Mercenary Heart, Negru. Traits are permanent buffs-with-costs, like Slay the Spire relics. Combining the right traits can create OP synergies or catastrophic collapses.>Permadeath with legacy scarsGetting sacked ends your run, but your coaching reputation persists. Start the next run blacklisted by certain clubs or agents, or recruited by a desperate mid-table side. Specific choices echo across runs as rumours or newspaper headlines.>Fixture map with branching nodesThe season fixture list is a branching map like FTL. Between each match: a Press Conference node, a Transfer Window gamble, a Training Ground incident, or a mysterious batch of coffee from an anonymous source only known as "H.H.".>The dressing room morale systemEvery squad member has a hidden loyalty score. Let it rot and you'll find graffiti in the training ground, eaked WhatsApp messages, or an open revolt at half-time. Keep it high and players will perform beyond their stats.
>>155068185Some of the random events that might occur in a season:>Sheikh Ex MachinaA Qatari consortium offers to buy the club mid-season. They'll clear the debts, but they want to install their own director of football who overrides every transfer decision you make.>The EnvelopeA journalist approaches with evidence your chairman has been fixing results. Accept the story? The chairman is fired but your squad is docked six points. Refuse? It runs anyway, and now you look complicit.>The Captain's SecretYour captain's addiction to trans beurette prostitues is discovered and outed by Fabrizio Corona. His form collapses. You can rotate him out, or hold a private team meeting to clear the ear. Imagine something like a condensed Suicide Mission from Mass Effect 2 where every mistake can be extremely costly.>The Calciopoli EchoA referee scandal surfaces. A secret recording implicates your club in match-fixing from before your tenure. You're innocent, but UEFA gives you 72 hours to prove it or face exclusion from European calcio.>The Prodigy's DemandYour 18-year-old wonderkid has given a secret interview declaring he'll leave for free in the summer. You can guilt-trip him (lose his respect), meet his demands (bankrupt yourself), or secretly negotiate with his agent and pocket a fee which has a risk of leaking.
dayum, more AI shoddiness only jeets will be interested in
>>155068331Admittedly I got carried away a bit, see the typos, but the only AI is the "Golazo" cover art. Rude
>Gabriele Gravina, former president of FIGC, spoke about the U17 national team’s victory: “Yesterday’s result confirms a long-standing initiative within Club Italia to develop our young talents, this speaks volumes about these young players’ pride and sense of belonging. In its areas of expertise, FIGC is a leader on the international stage; there has been a well-established system in place for years, as was also evident from the senior national team’s splendid victory in Greece with the U21 players.” In the interview, he also spoke about Abete and Malagò regarding the upcoming FIGC elections: “Malagò has proven himself to be a great leader, just as Abete is a great connoisseur of Italian football. In either case, FIGC will have a strong leader for the future: two different experienced managers of the highest caliber."
>>155068185>>155068309think it's something akin to that
>>155067392>dumb negru club continues to do incredibly stupid negru things>>155067861>cracked serie a>half a season>shit for 3/4ths of it
>kalunigger renewal????????
>>155067624noooooo
>Decisive hours for Milan. There could be a Germanic revolution. Glasner said yes and only wants Milan. New contacts with Rangnick over the weekend who asks for full control. Even on the youth level. The idea is also to bring Alaba.
'tendo Direct is up
>>155068729>tomorrow at 16It'll finish just in time for the Obsession show which I'll be attending at cinema!
>>155068675who will take on the task of jap slag posting?
>shitalians unironically want ricky memphis to stay as the NT's coach because he won 2 friendlies about luxembourg and greece and spouts out baggio-tier qualunquismo nonsense in his press conferencesMa che memiamo a fare
Ci penzo io jannik ha mantenere in alto l'itaglia nel tennis
>>155068740>Obsession showMondialpost or like an even where Inde and other cast members show up and give a little talk?
>>155068766Nah I think I just had an Italian moment where I forgot which word I was supposed to use kek, probably "screening" or whateverIt's just the film starting almost 2 hours later
oh yeah this happened>greasesuch an embarrassment losing to italians kids a memerumma
>military chopper circling aboveit's over, Mr Tim has found me
>>155068775can't really blame the Grecos NT for that; the young italians have won plenty of Under-something Euros to prepare themselves to deliver pedal to the metal shit in end-of-season friendlies
>rent free hunchback still seething about youth tournaments among other thingswhat a sad existence it must be
Daily "Kurpa daa Jj" post? Checked
>>155068845It's the same people screaming about Chiellini and Bonucci refballing their way to Euro 2020 btw
And mo you're telling me those torelli that won the u17 euro aren't all yamal-level fenomenazzi that le evil procuratori (and da joos) don't let play in the senior teams because reasons
>>155068859
Beppe Riso and Thiago Motta raped my son (16 yo prodigy he's a serieassillion times better than yamal)
>>155068774Hope it's as gud, or better, than you're expecting it to be. I really liked it whereas Backrooms did absolutely nothing for me.Those shows/talks/lectures preceding or following a screening are fun though. Can be a bit pretentious and attract cinemarthoes, but they're cool if the speaker is intrasting. I went to an Inglorious Basterds one a while ago and had a gud time with a friend (female(platonic)).
*squats on the sidelines to get a better look at the team's chiseled legs*mmmh yes, we need more possession
Kurpa de gravin- uh I mean kurpa dee macerie lasciate da gravina
gravina evolves into graveler at level 25
>>155068185I’ve been playing a bit of 38-0 and PokeLike for my dopamine hit recently and had a similar idea to combine them lel, it’s the natural progression of those of draft games. If a Serie Ass version debuted it would be better marketing than anything the league has done in the past 20 years, might have to hit up Claude
>>155068960https://draftseriea.netlify.app/There's this one for the Serie A draft already
Is Dibu Martinez actually a good GK or are people just rating him because of his WC performance from 4 years ago lol
>FABIO GROSSO IS THE NEW FIORENTINA HEAD COACH>ACF Fiorentina is pleased to announce that Fabio Grosso has been appointed as the new Head Coach of the First Team.
Nice /vg/ thread.3 days to WC, literally no one cares.
>>155069081Violafags like it Grosso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MxBFXH2a_U>that caption at the startlmao
>bbilan legend Divock Origi has retired from professional football
>I invite you to keep an eye on the Palestra situation this week: I believe Inter will somehow have to make a move to reach that amount. >The figure is still the same; I keep reading different numbers that, as far as I know, are not accurate. I expect this to be the right week for the final agreements regarding Provedel and Palestra.bedulla. >>155069229im glad new expeditions game is coming. samurai version
>>155069371>when *that* music kicks in at 1:27
What?
>>155069423Enthralling and balanced league, rememberThe fact that the head referee is under investigation for matchfixing is a trifling detail
I can't look at anything related to Halo without thinking about Tribes Ascend, now I'm sad
venomous snakes are attacking the Swiss in Amerikkka...
Danejeet report:jJ chan and printer chan available in Lidl italy
you know what I hate about Lidl? the prices for the items are in the wrong row compared to the local Croatian supermarkets
>Jjust wants Liberali from Catanzaroliterally who
>>155069506
>>155069506Milan Lab youth creation that escaped and joined ndrangheta on a free transfer instead of ending up in the forever loan hell limbo
>>155069506ex-Bbilan babytalento
>>155069542>>155069548Jesus christ >we are never reaching the top4 again are >we
>>155069565Top 4 in the Europa League table!
>Mattia Liberali>Luogo di nascita: Lissone grim
>Peer Koopmeiners to Bologna
Intrasting
>>155069565it’s probably a fake rumor fwiw, I don’t hate the idea but Spalletti probably doesn’t wanna fuck around with baby talentos. More likely him and Aquilani both end up at Sasol
>>155069634Pics?
>>155069633If he went to Torino instead it would have been peer per peer
>>155069506I've randomly decided to rate him two years ago when he looked like Messi during a youth tournament so i approve
>>155068908>Backrooms did absolutely nothing for me.Same lmao, especially the 2nd half of the movie, I'd say "what a letdown" but it's not like I had any expectations in the first place. It's just a kinda bad film
A 4chinz shit post became a shitty movie?!?! Wow I didn't know that
Reminder that all mercato delusionpost turned out to be true
I’ve never understood nipple piercings why would you damage the booba i don’t get it and don’t find it remotely hot
>>155069783>don't find it remotely hotI assume that they do, which is why they get it
>>155069506>he's a COOP boy
>Sorloth and Dibu Don't even know if these deals will happen, but for how deep in the trenches the team is there aren't even bad, just please avoid Vicario he's fucking shitter
Juventus might never win the league again...
>>155069819Beware, Twinkazzo's just about to get his hands on him while unattended
If he were Brazilian his name would be dibunaldo
>>155069783At least you can take them out and let it heal up, now imagine the mental gymnastics needed before deciding to get your tongue split in half.
>>155069819>COOPWhat the...
>>155069783>>155069866Everyone has different tastes I guess, I cannot stand tattoos
>>155069783agreed
>>155069371New meme format just dropped
>>155070002Top fucking kek
>>155069506is this the wide range of players elkann/grimoli was talking about
>Jurriën Timber has now been ruled out of the Netherlands’ World Cup squad. The Arsenal defender had been struggling with an injury for some time. Lutsharel Geertruida replaces Timber in manager Ronald Koeman’s squad. The Sunderland defender was on the Netherlands’ standby list.We're so back Lutsharelbros!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge8dRUoJmCQWelcome back to the best league
>Agresti confirms the Liberali rumorsgrim
if the fennel comes back I'm switching to apehoop
>>155070593Aren't you eager to see what new passports for sudaca talents will pop up out of nowhere?
>Ignazio Abate has agreed to become new Torino manager until June 2028, deal done.Saw the head line and thought "man they really do trust him if they give him such a long contract." Why does time run so fast?
>>155070593Are you perhaps interested in an NBA Europe league project with a possible new Milan basketball club?
>>155060505Pretty funny new gimmick with the Uruguay posting
>>155069506Unironically would've been the next messi (mo that's a compliment but bear with me) under allegri but obviously milan pushed him out of the club
The real question one should ask when assessing a young talento should be>How many participation medals has he won in european youth championships to earn a place among the greats?
>still seething kek
name me 10 (ten) players from the previous successful U17-U19 teams that made it to the top
Malen keeps missing sitters ffs
The Top mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmGf01wA7d8
>>155071092il dimashil bareil bastofrattesi's exultationpious expositus multiply by two and we're all set
>>155071142based
>>155071166i had to roll out the abacus to add up all their world cup appearances but, after a bit of maths, i managed it
Darmian is literally carrying 100% of the entire Inter block's World Cup DNA
>>155068970ideally 4231 with cafu/maicon at RM and nedved/pogbog at LM, thuram at RB and maldini LBrest of the positions can be filled pretty easily
Ambra Angiolii is Pro Palestine. Max Allegri is an Israel GOD supporter. He made the right decision.
>In France, former UEFA president Michel Platini has filed a complaint, bringing a civil action for “influence peddling” and “defamation” against Gianni Infantino and two former senior FIFA executives, Marco Villiger (former legal director) and Domenico Scala (former head of audit and compliance). This procedure requires the appointment of an investigating magistrate, launching a more in-depth and thorough investigation than previous legal proceedings. At the same time, a civil action has been announced to seek damages from FIFA.>The crux of the matter dates back to the period 2015–2016. At the time, Platini was considered the natural successor to Sepp Blatter at the helm of the international federation, but he was swept up in a Swiss investigation concerning a payment of 2 million Swiss francs received in 2011. Those allegations derailed his bid for the presidency, earned him a suspension from football and paved the way for the election of his former UEFA general secretary, Gianni Infantino.>Today, that case against him has collapsed: the Swiss courts acquitted him at first instance in 2022 and on appeal in March 2025, acknowledging the existence of a prior verbal agreement. The case was closed when the Public Prosecutor’s Office decided not to pursue further appeals.
E poi se ti richiamo è perchè ho voglia di te
https://x.com/indenvrttefilm/status/2063826259860410467Bros...
Tudor was literally in 2nd place when he was fired and spalletti ended up 6thMo you calmly explain to me why the fuck spalletti's tenure is considered an improvement over tudor's
YAMAUCHIIIIIIIIIIII
>>155072119Honda NS(E)X bros... He betrayed us...
Italy's NT job applications are now closed. Thanks to all who applied!
1 Michael Akpovie Olise please
We got me upgrading from my trusty punto before Italy went to a world cup
>Fiat cars>trusty
>Inter's interest in Juventus' Andrea Cambiaso is confirmed. The full-back could become a priority option for the Nerazzurri if the pursuit of Atalanta's Marco Palestra doesn't pan out.>The idea of a swap with Carlos Augusto could also become viable for Frattesi, who, as reported by Alfredo Pedullà, is liked by Spalletti.Jesus christ fire this bald fraud now
>>155072119Yeah I'm going lol
>>155072703do NOT check Carlos Augusto's and Frattesi's agent, just don't
Kessie rumor.t. Di Marzio
Frattesi can't hide his despise for Jj kek
>Di Marzio rumoursI sleep
>Gears of War: E-Day exclusivity was seemingly a last minute decision, where a version of its gameplay trailer, (now private) included the PS5 logo
>>155072771Even when he says stuff like "interest in Vicario has cooled down"?
>>155072832Di Marzio hasn't had a single non Frosinone transfer bombshell since 2021He can say what he likes, but I get better itk rumours from the Cucciolone vendor
>>155072716wide range of quality players
>Serie Ass clubs are also turning their attention to Isak Bjerkebo, the attacking winger of Sirius.
https://x.com/ryanstewartvo/status/2063984808062034395She can't keep getting away with this
You fall into a coma today, you wake up in 5 years, it'll be the same names mentioned every summer
>>155073351Nice watch, is that a Grand Sekiro?
lole
>>155073912>Aaron Greenberg says Gears of War E-Day - Xbox console exclusive was not "a last minute decision" and that knowledge of the news was limited to a very small internal group.Mother of all damage controls
Good morning!>AC Milan continue its consultations and interviews. The fans hope that, sooner rather than later, the club will finally make a decision and reach an agreement with its new management structure, because at the moment everything remains at a standstill.I have no certainty regarding Milan. They have been in talks with Rangnick for several days, but without reaching an agreement, as even AC Milan itself is not fully convinced about entrusting him with control of the entire technical department.>Rangnick highly rates Christensen, who could be an option for AC Milan. The defender’s contract with Barcelona is set to expire, but he has a verbal agreement to extend it by another two years.Just give it to Rangnick. We need a complete rebuild. Who is going to do that? IbraZ? CardinalZ? No
https://x.com/CazaoAle_/status/2064102916852482325Seems >we are about to sign a norwegian bloke with retard strength, very gud
When will COOP start sponsoring Serie A teams? They are even sponsoring videogames now
the first Stellar Blade was shit, though...
>Qatar's captain and record international player Hassan Al-Haydos on Switzerland: "Switzerland is one of the best teams in Europe – indeed, in the world!"
Speaking of Switzerland, why didn't Infantino let the Somali referee get a special permission of sorts to travel to the US? Or even better why didn't this swiss person say anything about the difficulties most of the non-white nations are facing when coming to the US?
>>155072716so basically jewentus is interested in all the best players from 2022. milan might become lipsia 2.0 but at least we 'll see new faces whereas you...
>>155082188That's why the only good players like Cambiaso and Nico Gonzalez are leaving
>orange dots glitch in BF6 is fixedCalciooooooooooOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155082218and it only took them two months!
Openda's got a baby
https://youtu.be/Aokn8bdreHcSonyGods… won?
>>155082418>abuela genes already kicking inDamn that was fast
>>155082352Do NOT look up the baby's name
>>155082418la creatura...
>>155082418>SonyGodsYeah about that...
damn Juventus just got the new Mandžukić? real talk?
Do NOT look up the report>what the wounds are telling us.... but if you do... how do we spin this inter defense force bros....
Why does Italy have such a high rate of genuine schizos? Is it the Ashkenazi DNA?
>>155082717Never mind. The schizo is a sudaca. Apologies owed to the Italos.
>BREAKING Sky Sport: They told us that this week Milan has a planned announcement. But we don't know in what role. Whether coach or executive.
FACCIO LA PIPÌFACCIO LA PUPÙ
>>155082717>>155082830Obsession (2026)
Im noticing a theme in these Roman crime reports in the newspaper
>>155083170Sure now do giovanni falcone
>>155082717>>155082830>>155083170>>155083178>>155083275Can this be considered Iracy of newspapers?
OFFICIAL! THE TICKETS ALLOCATED TO IRAN FOR ITS SUPPORTERS AT THE WORLD CUP HAVE BEEN DELETED!!! Iran explains that the quota granted to the Iranian Football Federation has been withdrawn "unexpectedly". The official reason has not yet been communicated.The regulations allow each participating federation to obtain 8% of the total stadium capacity seats.
>>155083353The newspaper Piracy shield only covers full articles
Frogs and gooks btfo Japs are within sightKrauts are the final boss
>>155082830El PeruANO
>>155083361Italy in the WC one day before the tournament with Baldini as the CT, the script is too good
bing bing wahoo is up
They spent 3 minutes showing a rhythm game bruh Now some Capcom ports, good to see
>>155069064Hes inconsistent, he'll look world class some matchdays and in some he'll look like Karius-post concussion. But thats for the league, for cup competitions hes always delivered.The issue with these rumors about a move to Juve is that his wages are thick for a GK but compared to Vicario his signing is half as expensive as hes on a shorter contract.
Why does that gourmet game look fun lmao
>>155061818You have to do them well or treat the players well otherwise no one gives a shit.Theres been 2 attempts at making car gijinka gacha games and they both died.Umamusume almost died during development because they had to remake the whole game from scratch and had to learn to program the game on a whole new engine with no docummentation available.Azur Lane's coom skins are the only paid-only portion of content, they give you a shitload of currency to pull to make no one miss out on limited banners and collabs.
Got a heart attack there
Twinkazzofras!!!!
>Hello Kitty Party LandTWINKAZZOOOOOO
A twinkazzo fell to his knees at Coop
La Duskblooda
I mean, if they're doing a demo anyway you could be showing a trailer that's *just* a tiny bit longer lol
>no release datelmao just bring it to PlayStation and let kids play kids game instead of stuff meant for adults like Duskbloods
>>155084049Did they say anything if it's a timed exclusive or not?
>>155084052they mentioned last year it's Switch 2 exclusive, FromSoft games should never be allowed outside of Sony consoles
>>155084090>they mentioned last year it's Switch 2 exclusiveI'm tired boss, guess I'll play it in 20 years when there's a good emulator around
>KH4 at a Nintendo directDamn Sony lost for real
OcarinaCHADS
>shadows have no shadows (no technical limitations I swear)Nomura I kneel
Holy shit, Lorenzo Lucca spotted!
She couldn't put any less emphasis
>Atleti is asking 40m for SborrlothPhew dodged a bullet now go and sign Pellegrino tyvm
so they made a sequel and essentially made the same game but worse and now they're going to make the exact same expansion for the game?
What is he even talking about
>>155084200If I had to guess, Dragon’s Locmatelli
>Hello Kitty Plusvalenza Land
>>155084141>Efforts are underway to find an agreement between €28M and €35M.imagine paying this for Slakoth
>>155084438Apology form for Giuntoli when
>>155084200Dragon's Dogma 2, you fucking idiot di merdait's obvious to anyone, God...
Sorry but I don't play gay japanese rpgs
>they want me to pay 40 Euros for a PS5 version of all the Kingdom Hearts games I already own the PS4 version of
>Kingdom Heartsquintessentially gay series but judging by the flag I shouldn't be surprised
Just read a Richarlison rumor. Please end my life
>Kingdom Hearts HD 2.7 XXX [Cross Cross Cross] Re:Union Memories of Missing Links isn’t included in the new collectionFfs Nomura, literally 1 job
>artur attaoof
>>155084688Is Kingdom Hearts HD 2.7 XXX Re:Union Memories of Missing Links a sequel to Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth By Sleep - a Fragmentary Passage?
TWINKAZZOGODS we raiding every coop in tel-av.... I mean Geneva
>One reason why Allegri left is because CEO Giorgio Furlani explained during meetings on the subject that the return of several loan players, from Chukwueze to Bennacer, would effectively prevent the club from strengthening the squad in the way he had requested.
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