fuck it, early saints celebration bakebombers v blues up next
fred
Amartey’s a spastic
Need a status on the cats now
HEAVE HO UNNA
afl should introduce a mute commentary feature and then find the percentages of muted commentary for each gamethey'll see like 50% mutes for kelli games
Lads, found the jackpot for meeting peoplehttps://hilltops.app/Also a good guide on there for youse
swans btw
lads, joel just posted
Is this commentator ugly? She sounds ugly
Who THE FUCK stops Fred this year?
>>155047254fred
Why do you guys like the XXXX beer ad? Why do you like women in beer ads? Why do we even have Queensland beer ads during AFL?
>>155047252No she's not bad looking
amartey the lazy cunt didn't even jump for that, went right over his head
>>155047254sam mitchell running out onto the field breaking all their player's legs again
>we can't hold anything back boys, we're facing the mighty St Kilda Saints
>>155047254Barney
>saints first to 100It’s over
FLAHN RAHNDEADLY DARD
>MOTY against Gawn>Now against GrundyUh oh
Somebody shut that women up
FLARRRN RAHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
flahn rahn
>>155047254Collingwood at home from 10th, in a grand final.
First to 100 usually wins
Reminder that micksperg is a pedophile (mickpedo).All of his /afl/ posts got purged with the exact same timestamp as his pedo posts in the olympic skateboarding thread.If you ever see someone posting "but steven may" or "iykwim", just remember its a despicable child predator.
Lads what footy clubs do some touhou characters support? Thinking Byakuren has to be a Saints fan haha
>>155047254They’ve peaked in June because JL couldn’t handle criticism in the media so he’s shown all his cards already, will go out in straight sets
hate this female commentator
> feeling threatened by a strong female commentator with agency.Some of uz guys need to take a long hard look at yourself. Its not on mate.
>>155047291obsessed.i broke you
>>155047291>redditspacer postsalways wrong
this is a fucking sick game, idc either of these teams but it's been great
>>155047291>If you ever see someone posting "but steven may" or "iykwim", just remember its a despicable child predator.All well and good, except you are making a large assumption that it's only a single person who posts these.
>grabs fork>checks oven10 minutes away lads
>>155047241whilst I'd love that, they never would. also, thats not kelli losing her shit you know that yeah?
>>155047303Pedo, the evidence was already posted, and you always get feisty when someone brings this topic up again. You're a pedophile.
>>155047315would still be funny watching the w*men games get muted
Charlie Bust
>>155047272was milquetoast last time you posted it.
why is this thread so active
Yes, it is true that the first team to reach 100 points in an AFL match usually wins, winning roughly 95% of the time While there is no official rule in the AFL laws stating the game ends at 100 points, it remains one of the most accurate statistical trends and commentary clichés in Australian sports Why the Trend Holds TrueScoreboard Pressure: Reaching 100 points means a team has scored at an efficient rate, forcing the opponent into a high-risk, fast-paced style of play to catch up Time Constraints: In modern football, teams rarely hit 100 points before the final quarter. By the time a team hits triple digits, there is usually not enough time left on the clock for the opponent to bridge the gap Defensive Benchmarks: Conceding 100 points generally indicates a broken defensive system, making a successful comeback highly unlikely for the trailing sideWhen the "Rule" FailsOn rare occasions, high-scoring shootouts occur where both teams pass 100 points. Even in these "double ton" matches, the team that reached 100 points first still goes on to win the game about 80% of the time.
Jess Webster is fucking awful holy shit
>>155047310Nah 99% of the time it's mickpedo.
Daniel Wells at Collingwood
>>155047320show me this """evidence'""" in the archive retarddoesn't exist
>>155047320>this guy shit his pants>no i didn't mate>YUH HUH YOU'RE GETTING ANGRY THAT MEANS YOU DIDhahahaha my fucking sides, this is kid logic, but we all know you love kids
>>155047320actually the correct term is ephebophilia
>>155047330Thank you for the analysis Anonymous human
>>155047331i prefer her to kelli but yeah she's not greatsomething about women trying to sound hype for something just sounds wrong
Bad kicking is bad football
>>155047335I don't want to.
>>155047329Because it's a long weekend. Sunday night is effectively Saturday night.
>>155047335You know exactly what I'm talking about, mickpedo. I'm on my phone right now where I don't have it saved, but every time someone posts the archive collage, you go into mass damage control.
Blues demolishing the Bombers is the game I've been looking forward to all weekend.
watch the fucking footy it's a good game you cunts
>>155047350>i don't have the evidence>b-but if I did right now you'd get so mad!!!didn't you get exposed for grooming that 15 year old on the /alf/ 'cord
>>155047337Relax mickpedo.
>>155047350Can you please post the archive collage boss so I can read it thank you?
>>155047360who's playing
>>155047350>doesn't show the evidencegg no re iykwim haha
Does Heeney have a big peeney
>>155047352ohhhh big hairy ape malaka wog
We did it lads, goin servo, what you lads want, my shout :3
>>155047363I SAID I DON'T WANT TO!
>>155047142My stream died what happened? I hope Saints didn’t lose by 31 or more! That would be embarrassing for me…no one likes being wrong
>>155047360It's South Melbourne and St. Kilda.Statistically two of the most unsuccessful teams in the history of the game. No game they ever play against each other is exciting.
>>155047352ella re
>>155047374>stake: $2
>>155047377Statistically two of the gayest teams in the history of the game
simply refuse to believe a male would type out :3
Chad Warner's cock and arsehole
>>155047382I wish Steak was still $2
>>155047361Mickpedo, you've responded to the archive evidence many tines before, its always you desperately scrambling. You got busted in 2024.Now you're going on some bizarre tangent about discord to deflect. You're hopeless, mickpedo.
>>155047386>Chad Warner kicks a goal>Some Bringing Sexy Back mix starts blasting through the speakersKek
>>155047374a golden gay time hold my nuts please
>>155047384That too.
>>155047392oooooh look lads the pedo's getting all feistycalm down lil pedo
>>155047363I will when I get back from work. You can probably find it in the archives during the last Olympics if you look hard enough
loom
>>155047386Do gays tongue each other's bumholes?
>>155047403Thank you boss.
That WAS 15m
I’m not saying a loom is on the cards, but it’s not off the cards
>>155047408sometimes
Blakey should've taken the trip. Free + 50m for that, would've been a shot from 15m out.
>female commentatorgrim
What was Blakey thinking? Why kick it that low?
>>155047408Hell yeah
>>155047291you should've seen how he squeeeed when there was some jailbait on the BBL broadcast this summer
>>155047414Was it a backwards or sideways kick in the back half?They can travel 50 and still not get called 15m.
THE WRONG SILVANGI WAS JAILEDTHAT NIGGA TOUCHED BAD TOUCH
*unfunny esoteric non-sequitir* Did I do it right Aussiebros?
OHHHHH NO NO NO NONONONONO ROSSBOTS
KINO KINO KINO
Serong? So-right!
SERONGSO RIGHT
lol
THE BLOKE WITH THE BIG SHITMARK ON HIS FACE SCORED 1
KWAB @ Lyon.Imagine having a full 18 man flood and giving the ball up every single time you try to clear.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASCOOPS IS ABOUT TO BLOW AN ARTERY LADS
the mole man
MOTHER FUCKING SWANS
great game
QUEER QUEER THE RED AND THE SHITE
Scoops bros......
need a measurement of that not 15
fucking KIN OOOOOOOOO
Saints were the first to 100, game is over.
Honestly reckon Saint's last score was touched over the line and should've been a goal.>MissesSaints should've won.
multi got up :D
AFLW player Mattea Breed is dating NRL player Jesse Colquhoun.AFLsissies our response? for mine i kind of enjoy tthe cuckold stuff
Ross Lyon is football’s biggest fraud
wowweee female commentators really know how to put the chefs kiss on the big moments how good
>>155047466yeah posting it after the game begins good one bucko
>another week of cunts seething at us swanschads
scumps rigged the fuck out of that last 10min lmaogood game though
swansbros, cheers
SEEETHE SEETHE EVERY WEEK NIGGAZI cant rhyme for shit like you can't tip for shit
OFFICIAL SCOOPS BETTING ODDS:BLAMES UMPS: $4.50SUCKING OFF LIAM RYAN (or at least uses a pic of him): $5.50"BRAVE" SAINTS: $3.20RUN-ON SENTENCE OF AT LEAST 30 WORDS: $1.90USES THE WORD "COSTLY": $2.50
I cannot wait to see scoops' post. He is going to be unhinged
Does Melbourne have any famous bridges? Might wanna keep Ross Lyon away from them if so
Plugger35 stating the obvious again. Guy's been at it for about 20 years now.
devastating
>>155047477cheers mate, feels good
OH NO NO NOSAINTSBROS
>>155047481>RUN-ON SENTENCE OF...30 WORDS
>another week of franticly watching until the very last second against a bottom 8 team
>>155047487A few. he might try to fit his head under the montague and get stuck like the jeet truckies.
never in doubt
>>155047494I'd like to suckle on Sydney Sweeney's breasts if given the opportunity tbqhwy
Disaster for Geelong and Hawthorn. This pretty much locks two interstate teams in for top 2.
>>155047494they look like they date NRL players
>>155047508maybe they should try winning more games
>>155047475a tale old as time
just put the flag in the bag lil bro
Why do you guys like Bounce so much? These guys just aren't funny.
https://www.afl.com.au/video/1535765/flyin-ryan-climbs-mount-grundy-in-massive-mark-of-the-year-contender?videoId=1535765&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1780818449001liam ryan mark (real commentary)
>>155047481thinking a massive spergout about the not 15m call and demanding a please explain from the afl
>only beat the aints by 2 kek
>>155047522Fuck you gazey is a national treasure
>>155047533PLEEZ EXPLOIN
>>155047494Sunglasses + hat is a great look for her. Corrrrrr.
saints status: gaped
Saints fans are not happy. They are demanding an explanation over the umpiring.
>>155047386
FUCK OFF steven, stop using my mick
>>155047473don't care ive been out all day fishing niggashove this up your arse
>>155047522id rather drive my car into a tree then watch this shit
>>155047546when are they ever happy? you been to stk? its a ghetto. a pricey ghetto.
After World War II, St Kilda became Melbourne's red-light district, and the guest houses became low-cost rooming houses. By the late 1960s, St Kilda had developed a culture of bohemianism, attracting prominent artists and musicians, including those in the punk[4] and LGBT subcultures.[5] While some of these groups still maintain a presence in St Kilda, since the 2000s the district has experienced rapid gentrification, pushing many lower socio-economic groups out to other areas,[6][7][8] with the suburb again being sought after by the wealthy. Since at least the 1950s, the suburb has been the centre of Melbourne's Jewish community.[9]
dw seething peanuts, maybe next week.
>>155047543Covers for her FAS quite nicely.
Nice OP swans seether KEK
Ok now what?
>>155047561These days it’s just full of Irish backpackers
>>155047569meth mostly
saints with the biggest bottling all year, even worse than shannon neale dropping the easter monday game in the square
why hasn't anyone tried working with predator hunters to catch scoops lads? we know he's tried rizzing a 15 year old before. you just KNOW he's that desperate
>>155047568FUCKING PHWOARimagine her doing that on your penis
>>155047569Double down on the bombers to win.
>>155047475love she
Where did it all go wrong for St Kilda? I remember back in 2009-2010 they were one of the powerhouses. Nick Riewoldt, Brendan Goddard, Sam Fisher, Nick Dal Santo, Sam Gilbert, Lenny Hayes, they had all these really good players.Now its nothing but average players, and its been that way for the last 10 years.
>>155047551Alri Bombers multi man
OOOOOOH HE'S PISSED LADS
>>155047577you do it. fucken hell who gives a fuck? ecelebs, jesus
>>155047573Fuck off pedophile
Not to be out done, expect Carlton to pull a real Robert Walls like performance to try and upstage Neale Daniher.
>>155047594FUCKING T H I SHIS
And Jeremy Howe goes BANG!And now its time for... TURN IT UP!
not even a top 10 liam ryan mark desu
>>155047592>>155047481paying out>blames umps>sucking off liam ryanif you had him quoting the iconic adelaide fan, you get 50% back of losing bets
>>155047592kek woulda coulda shoulda ...worn braces, scoopsis what I;d reply to the malnourished perve
>>155047592He's right
>>155047561last time i went there (~10 years ago) it was an absolute hole
>>1550475852010 broke them
are you lads excited for the big kings birthday eve game tonight
Bring back Hird
>Saints don't have to leave Victoria for the rest of the seasonLucky bastards
>>155047585half that team couldnt keep their dicks in their pants at school clinics
>>155047585It all started in 2012 where they let Goddard walk to Essendon. He wanted to re-sign, but St Kilda didn't want to pay him, and were happy to take the draft pick. Since then, its been a long series of wrong decisions.
>>155047585>they had all these really good players.But nothing on the lower end.Would've easily been back-to-backs if their run was a few years later and didn't run up against Geelong + Collingwood.
>>155047592>right in front of me
>>155047614Hey that's me wtf
>>155047638You think they would've done better against hawthorn? I doubt it
>>155047636Started in 2009 by keeping Luke Ball (who was near best on ground) on the bench for the entirety of the last quarter because Lyon didn't like him.Then forcing him out, which led to him joining Collingwood and beating St. Kilda in next year's grand final.Would've won both of those finals if Lyon didn't put personal dislikes ahead of team success.
>>155047618it's still a seedy hole in all the main streets, but the suburban streets are really nice. lots of beautiful arts & crafts and art deco style homes
>>155047657Hawthorn only beat interstate teams in a generationally weak period due to the expansion clubs raping the draft/lists of other teams.
>21mlads, scoops may have a pointwhich makes our mockery of him even sweeter
>>155047659Pretty sure Ball wanted to leave for Collingwood. St Kilda refused to accept Collingwood's 2nd rounder so they just drafted him with it.
>>155047636>>155047659Don't forget Andrew Lovett
>>155047675the other wrinkle is gaj going to the subs. if he never left the cats would have won at least two more.still miss him though.
BRING BACK HIRD
>>155047684is that scientific or just some bloke esimating?
>>155047691Yep. Essentially picking him up for free then he was an integral part in Collingwood winning the 2010 flag against St. Kilda.One of the biggest fuck ups of all time, for a Club that has only won a single flag.
>>155047717footystatr.com mate
>>155047717oh my science
>>155047702Chapman getting suspended (a headbutt from memory?) for the prelim was enough to change it. If Chapman played, Geelong would've won the prelim.Fremantle had the wood over Geelong, so likely would've beaten them in the Grand Final and gotten their first flag instead of being the laughing stock of the AFL.>Ross Lyon would've been a premiership coachWas probably for the best desu.
i happen to know for a fact that kardinia park is the objectively correct dimensions for footythe scg is an abomination
>>155047626You would think after 4 times, they would learn their lesson.No-one is going to redeem themselves on the 5th attempt.
and he goes BANG!
>>155047723>footystatr.comai sloppa
Hird is the resurrection and he is the light
>>155047731interesting take. do you think even with gaj at geelong the dockies would have won?
>>155047684SYDNEY CHODE GROUND
Didn’t someone say the dynasty is over? This might well be the strongest Penrith team we’ve seen
>>155047764Not sure what that guy is smoking.Dockers would have shit the bed, just like every other time they have to play a final in Melbourne.
>>155047780huh
>>155047743tell that to the latest rc grifter.. oh wait, he died. lol
>>155047781same as whatever this coconut is crashing >>155047780
>>155047802rc is dead mate
It’s not okay to be a white male
>>155047808well considering I wrote that where you replied to me.. yeah. water for you m8. cut off.
>>155047764Dockers were already beating the cats (sometimes) when Ablett Jnr was in the team. But if he stayed, Geelong would've lost ~2 players due to the salary cap. That was part of the reason Bomber Thompson was annoyed that Ablett wouldn't say one way or the other since they couldn't re-sign/make a call on those players without knowing what Ablett was doing.Ling was talking about it on the radio a few weeks back. Can't remember the players he named, though think one was Milburn.
i vote greens because i want to get shitfaced at the footy and not have to drive myself home
Does Andrew Gaze even watch footy? Still can’t get my head around why he is hosting a football show
>le accidental nrl cross post to make them seetheyawn
>>155047808and take the lonely attention seeking dickhead trying to bait cunts wiith you. he's weirding out the girls. and everyone. he's pissed himself too.
>>155047818bounce has as much to do with footy as this general. it's funniest home videos for tweens and boomers who like wearing scarves and getting on tele. it's basically this thread but even shitter.
>arguing over samefagging thread personalities again
>>155047813>>155047829fair
dae think 4chan is pretty swell?
WAS IT 15?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h9TlE3LXc0
>>155047854timestamp?
>>1550478592 seconds.
The Swans are actually the biggest football club in the country, with the possible exception of west coast Would you see a supposed “big 4” Victorian team selling out their ground every week against interstate opposition?I think not
fred v cats gf
Garn bowhunting for pigs and deer with the boys for two days since tuesday is an rdomight kill some magpies too lol
>>155047871The crowds they get are pretty remarkable, but they have fuck all footprint in the city besides that
Public Holiday more like pub day haha amirite fellow blokes?
shut the fuck up
>>155047900haha i like beer aha blokes ay
Nobody is talking about how the swans went around the water cooler, it’s just a status thing for RM Williams wearing east Sydney fuckheads
>>155047862thanks
Why do you guys like the pulse charge infomercial?
>darcy wilson kicks a goal in q3>score review called touch even tho vision showed zero conclusion evidence to overturn>darcy wilson kicks a goal in q4 (it was over by a foot)>goal umpire calls a touched behind, no score review play on thanks>windhager marks a 20m kick>not 15 play on thanksnot enough are talking about this
>>155047871more like gayest club kek
They don’t know the rules or even watch the game when they’re there
>>155047908seething catscunt lmao
>>155047891>deerfoy
>>155047919he's not me retardidgaf about sydney, i'd rather youse cunts win it than hawthorn or bane again
>>155047900>>155047915>>155047907the unholy trinity
Jousting sticks?! Tell him he’s dreaming!!! Haha the castle amirite cobbers
I just ate a cookie dough kitkat
>>155047932strewth mate hoo roo
deport anybody who hasn't seen (and enjoyed) the castle or crackerjack
been some pretty good games this round ladsgood results too kek
>>155047939I don't watch old movies champ.
how many dyson air purifiers do i need to run to never have to vacuum ever again?
>>155047939Nooo it’s not okay to be australian and like australian things
>>155047939wifes bf calls me her crackercuck iykwim haha
>>155047947several
>>155047939is crackerjack related to candlejack? it sounds like they'd be som
Callum Twomey says Collingwood need to sign Lachie Neale to work alongside Daicos.Neale will be 34 years old in 2027
Ricky Dyson Heppell
hope jules divorce rapes lachlan
>>155047964send that to moons for worderology
sydney got serong for a future 3rd round pick
>tfw no footy for 18 minutes
Australian values are drunkenness, gambling, polyamory and sodomy.
>>155047974mole included?
>brodie kemp 3+ goals
>>155047953trip on sam
Sky News are not happy with Labor
What is a good beer I should try?
>>155047984Who is?
How good's sunday night footy?
remember when blud was bragging about his loggie job lmao
>>155047990Heaps normal
>>155047984
>>155047991Jordan Shanks-Markovina
>>155047990The official beer of /afl/ will always be smithy's beer
>>155047998my pubic sector is growing fast under her if you catch my drift
Fox camera feed having its own "big freeze"
Bogan Australia = Best AustraliaSimple as
why do you blokes love husky men doing voice overs so much
Why do so many ppl like matt nable? Can't stand his shit voice
muting hamish now felt so good. like if he got audited. thatd be even better. eddie too. let kochy do it for the spite.
What's all this feelgood shit for? None of that is going to come even remotely close to curing mnd. Stop pretending you're doing a huge amount when you don't know the science. The only things that will ever be discovered are new forms of palliative care.
i'd pay half a bitcoin to have every post that began with >why do filtered and instead give the would be poster an electric shock that paralysed xir for an hour or so. probably impossible but I'd do it. happiy pay iut.jannies, take note.
IF YOU ALL WEAR THE BEANIERINOS WE WILL DEFINITELY BEAT THE BEAST
I asked you guys a question.
who is this temu kath
Got a good feeling about the Dons tonight
Why do so many of you fiercely defend fox footy?
>>155048026curing a disease? lol no way. stakeholders have a right to expect the funding to continue, think of all the people who's livelihoods depend on raising money, distributing it, making it grow with more investment. no, the research and fundraising must never cease. the spice must flow, so to speak.
>>155048042Not me I don’t
Did you just speak ill of Matty Nable?
CENTRAL BANK DIGITAL BEANIES
>>155048053he played nrlel, what else do I need to add? bet he bashed a few poofs back in the day.
>>155048046Is it true that cancer has been cured, but they're not releasing it because cancer research is too profitable?
Just feel bombers will win this one. Got that feeling about it.
>>155048064why do you think nipsey hussle was killed...
>>155048064it's entirely plausible, sure. same with the combustion engine that runs on water or unicorn farts (also possible, the saudis keep millions of unicorns in stables on the moon}
My boy Lewis young isn’t playing tonight for Carlton, shallnt be watching
Do you guys think polo shirts will ever come back in fashion?
Was the Big Freeze section any good? Was getting din-dins.>>155048017It's how we grew up with movie trailers.
Carlton should be wearing a clash jumper, just my two cents
>>155048081Wearing away jumpers is only for expansion teams.
>>155048079They never left.
Bombers are on*click click*
>>155048081Agreed. Hard to see who is who. If Carlton's emblem ever gets dirtied it'll be impossible to tell them apart.
THE BOMBERS HAVE COME TO PLAY
>>155048081carlton clash vs bombers fash sash , might be cool.
>hinkley on commentary :|
>Geelong lost to this
So was the umpiring actually disgraceful in the St Kilda game?
>>155048112Im watching on 7
McKay is so fucking shit
>>155048117Goal called a touched behind (and never checked with ARC) with 3 minutes left.24m kick called not 15m, which denied them a 30 second set shot at goal with 90 seconds left.Robbed/10.
>>155048123gotta stream on kayo where i am
>>155048124Which one hahah?
awful game. post the gay porn
>2026>Listening to the television commentatorsTake the radio pill.
Merrett is good
>>155048132Enjoy the wins swans bro??
misso said the 'lady umpire' is very attractive
>>155047998HNNNG, so attractivei luv oblong heads me
>>155048116
>>155048139Take a cyanide pill you fucking stupid cunt. Think you’re cool or something? Le radio!!! Wanker
>>155048143yeah a good butcher
Foid ump has a nice bum
VODAFONE IS CHEAPER THAN TELSTRA
muzzie gf
>>155048153>Foid>>>/r9k/
the only good afl commentator is matt hillevery other one can go get fucked
>>155047984>>155047998Does she have a glass eye?
>>155048166meant dwayne russell btw
>shitneyfags acting like they won a grand final because they beat the aintscannot make it up kek
>>155048175slit your throat mickhead
>>155048178Losing to the Saints would feel like losing a Grand Final desu, so...
>>155048179I don't like Mick but mate that's extreme, calm down
>>155048182it would be a long overdue reality check for the schedulebabbies of this season
>>155048167no, a lot of normie eyes are kinda fucked like that on account of too much screen time
cringe jeets
>>155048175Dwayne's the best at the moment. Of course he's from Poort. I miss Rex Hunt. Yibbidy Yibbider.
GO BOMBERS
*click* *click*
GO THE DONS
>gay dicks
DONS
are you guys a sullivan grobey or a sullivan showbey
dosn lasd
What's your favourite forbidden guernsey? I've always been fond of the Saints yellow.
I feel sorry for Patrick Cripps. His Mum made him live 300 km's away from a Dentist and refused to buy him a toothbrush, so he had to use his brother's penis instead.
>>155048178Was a good finish mate id be happy if my team got a win from that too.
>>155047568Crisp Kath poster
i made instant coffee and it tastes really sour, what did i do wrong?
>>155048230
>>155048239you put too much coffee in
How goods Sydney
>>1550482507
>>155047871Same reason the Melbourne Storm is the biggest Rubgy club in the country.
Are you blokes enjoying the fucking footy?
If the bummers get a good lead they'll probably loss after the 3qt.
Behold mickpedo's noncery.
>>155048245oh, yeah i guess i did
You blokes are friggen legends
>>155048267everyone except me
>>155048230fred's proper purple/green/white anchor guernsey
>>155048272Don’t be so harsh on yourself lad
>>155048263damning, what an absolute creep
Wheres kako?
>>155048266sugar
>>155048167It's just choosing a bad focal point that's not dead centre. You wouldn't notice it in real time but it photos it becomes extremely pronounced.
>>155048267thx
>>155048263holy shit he actually is a paedo
>>155048281This was one was great too. Can't describe why.
>>155048263thats not mickheads posting style at allwhy are you false flagging?
>>155048263no evidence i made any of these posts apart from those which are obviously me retard. everyone got publicly banned in that threat regardless of what they posted
Do you guys respect fat people who actually try to lose the weight?
Hird is the word.
>>155048298Nah it's clearly you, pedo. Same delete timestamp in the archives too. I didn't get banned that day, only pedophiles like you did.
>>155048178you just did, you saddo.
GOAL GOAL BOMBERS
My /tv/ thread is doing Ironman numbers
>>155048303i think you need to lurk moar
>>155048303>no evidence btwas i said that thread had a blanket ban, i could've posted just one based arrow meme and got banned all the same
>>155048300yeah i do respect people who actively try and better themselves. cant stand the ones who just blame everything else and let themselves go like that
DONS DONS DONS
this result makes sense when you realise the bombers are playing for neil daniher and the blues are playing for robert walls
Sadamm is playing?
>>155048314>as i said that thread had a blanket banNo it didn't you fucking idiot lmao.
>going to piss away the number one pickFuck you dosn
Anon, I nominate YOU for the ice bucket challenge!
mickpedo double posting with his phone to defend himself from the pedophile evidence again.
>>155048318Paragon of will and determination vs a gutless coward who packed it in early.
Very islamic this team.
>>155048335i broke you
honestly i assume most of you guys are pedos
>>155048283
>>155048333*neknominates you*
who pubbing they day off tomorrow
how good is farrow jfc cunts grouse
>>155048335this, fucker is clearly sweating
BOMBERS BOMBERS BOMBERS
the bombers really are different team with ridley
>>155048352gay porn gooning tomoz
https://youtu.be/85BxGP9DcC4
i was joking anyway, you guys are such prudes
What if the kings birthday was in december or something? Then what?
>>155048337would have thought an islam team would be better at hitting targets
>>155048339You're free to keep telling yourself that, but the evidence is out there for everyone to see you're a literal pedophile piece of shit.You're lucky you're behind an anonymous imageboard, micknonce. You know we'd bash you in.
get em dogsperg!!!!
>>155048329Mate, the players were told that Hird is confirmed as their coach for next year. They can't -help- but walk through brick walls. The passion of the sash is coursing through their veins.
>>155048309link it champ
my team won this week so I can watch all the footy shows
Essendon r da best
>>155048378So true
>Carlton beats Geelong last week>Their fans start thinking they're going to be in the running for finals (wildcard or better)> . . .>They get demolished by Essendonkek. Really built up the hope only to have it get destroyed.
>>155048386They're all so bad, I don't even bother anymore.
>worst mckay
>>155048350The picture wasn't a literal representation, it's a mock up I made years ago to describe a different picture but still conveys the same idea. The way you are taught to avoid the cross-eyed look is to gaze into space behind the camera but some people end up taking that too far. As evidenced by your picture.
friend got questioned by police ladshe was talking about the new essendon player but tripped up a bit with the surname, ended up saying "el...uh, who...ackhar"
jack i son on 0 sc points thus far
>>155048386>>155048402Only listen to them for the Essendon drama. They'll be ruined if Essendon wins.
GO BOMBEES GO GO GO THE DONS
ALLAHU AKBAR
*warms up his clicking finger*
>free kick for slipping a finger in eleni
>Waits 30 seconds for everyone to run back before handing the ball overREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
game’s gone
>>155048324hide and seek? yeah.
i stroke my fanny
SACK FRASER FUCKEN MALAKA
just came up with a brilliant idea on the heels of my instant coffee failure before, instant coffee + milo. would it work? can you use milo as a substitute for sugar and also give your coffee a chocolatety flavour?
ELENI FELL DOWN LADS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KWABOTY
>ump fell over>againYeah, don't think the players are the problem.
>>155048356>>155048335we definitely arent!
>Players tripping Eleni againUh, what happened to the 'Respect' campaigns? Violence against women?
DUMB WOG SLUT
>>155048407I don't answer questions
I'd run into her a few times iykwim haha
imagine standing behind eleni and letting her run backwards into your hard penis
>DO NOT RUN INTO ME
>>155048440Connot touch the veg
>>155048433based dani laidley outside a primary school
>>155048439>>155048440>>155048442you guys are casuals cripps always does it
>>155048446I broke my penis doing this in pre school
>>155048439>>155048440Nah, she got tripped by Cripps' heel as he was running behind her. Dog move by him.>Blows a free against the Essendon guy who knocked her over>Ignores the Carlton guy tripping her
>cripps tripped me but god he's got a huge cock, let's give him 3 votes
>>155048453Can't say I care to watch Carlton.
>>155048438a sort of version exists. nescafe 2in1 tubes. blend 43 with sorta mocha creamer powder. hotels abd on planes, littkle shops all over asia andneastern europe/poor countries/where backpackers go.
fagga smith
>ill call this player ive never met by his nicmname Cripps
Gerard (I'm a faggot) Heally telling people that Crisp getting a fine.
>>155048439go shoot another native bird with your "compound bow", fucken ill cunt.
more like jack isnoton
>>155047236perplexing
gonna run backwards AHHHHH I FELL OVER ON MY BUM
>>155048461he uses the ump for for seperation
>>155048469how bout i give your jaw a compound fracture champ
>>155048469bit extreme
Carlton always shit the bed after half time right? Guaranteed dosn win.
>What am I doing on the ground, Mr. Cripps?
um pweese dont get in da umpiwahs way pweese >:(
eleni better replace her tampon during half time
Really get the B tier broadcast team out for a Sunday night.
>>155048486Carlton are now a second half team. They'll run over the top of Essendon for a comfortable win.
The people have spoken
>>155048499do afl stadiums really have suicide nets? grim
>>155048469based. fuck that tryhard faggot
>>155048483lopst count of how often you've threatened me with your jaw festish faggotry. FUCKEN LOL AT YOUR FAT GAY PIE HEAD. OMPOUND BLOW ANOTHER COCK YOU NOBHEAD.
Lads let's talk about touhous during the breakWhich 2hus would support your footy club haha
>>155048445Not young enough for you, pedo freak
>>155048499Does this kind of cult of personality exist in any other club besides Essendon? It’s bizarre
Half time bumhole fiddling
>>155048486yeah they're just like me.
>>155048486Essendon might switche off because they'll be satisfied with being in the lead for two quarters.
MAKE ESSENDON GREAT AGAIN by bringing back JAMES HIRD
>>155048486Nah, They can only play one half of football.First *(?) games they packed it in early, then the last game under Voss and every game since they've spudded it up in the first half only to come back and put effort in the second.Wouldn't say it's a guaranteed dosn win. but if it's close towards the end I'd back the team playing for an inspirational figure like Daniher over a team playing for and like a coward in Walls.
the citypoof fears the bowhunter
>>155048512don't cry too hard haha iykwimm (if you know what i meth mostly) haha
>>155048499Those kids weren't even alive when Hird played, doubtful they could even remember when he coached.They just want to be caught up in a movement but they're backing the wrong guy.
MEGAM - AKEE - SSENDON G - REATA - GAIN
>>155048529It’s called aura
might pop a cialis to get high
i want to wrap my arms around a thick hard cock
ONLY JAMES HIRD CAN MAKE ESSENDON GREAT AGAIN
>>155048543Wet on Wellington is open ;)
>>155048540>QoS tattoo
>>155048543calm down micksperghater
shaking in anticipation for the next thread
Half time and Essendon’s 39 plays Carlton’s 25
>>155048540>Camo outfitCosplaying. Those animals don't see orange so you should be wearing that so you're still hidden but other hunters can see you.
>>155048529If hirdy was a general in total war rome he would be like 20+ moral to the troops. he could rally a single town watch to take on 10 units of barbarians.
>>155048514There was an argument to be made for Collingwood and Buckley back in the Malthouse era. I see something similar potentially occurring yet again with McRae and Pendles.But even still that's nowhere near the level of Essendon given that Hird is a proven failure and the havoc he wreaked on the club the first two times he coached them.
damn i missed the sex gifs and 4plebs didn't catch it
> don't see orangedid you ask them?
>>155048551>micksperghaterWe all hate him, the only one who likes him is Mick himself
>>155048559>>155048559>>155048559new
cex jifs
>>155048556If Hirdy was an RPG player he'd make his characters use moves that sacrifice health for increased attack power.
>>155048564calm down pedo
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Who is this cunt and why is talking to me?Ugly bitch
>>155048569Drinking all the potions for stat gains in the process.
This is the actual new thread >>155048573>>155048573>>155048573
