bummers blues half time 39-25pies demons tomoz
*points at a handsome fella*
Has Joe Daniher made an appearance? Must hate his Dad.
swans
mickhead filters the newfagsbased micky x
AFLW player Mattea Breed is dating NRL player Jesse Colquhoun.AFLsissies our response? for mine i kind of enjoy tthe cuckold stuff
>>155048584Distinct lack of blood.
seeing grown adults with bring back hird signs is oddlike imagine blud scrounging around for a piece of cardboard and then going to the news agent to get supplies for an afternoon of arts and crafts
>>155048558>Collingwood and Buckley back in the Malthouse eraThat was all their president, McGuire.Didn't want to """lose""" Buckley to another team so forced the succession plan. Most people acknowledged it was stupid when Malthouse had them playing in back-to-back grand finals.
basedbane tbqh lads
>>155048577What part of you being a pedophile filters newfags, micknonce?
>samefagging and talking about himself in the 3rd person again
why are you shedding so many pubes into the bowl
sex with ella alexandra gifs
>>155048584stop picking out your pubes cunt
>>155048604post em then
sick fucks
>>155048604ok toes rest is mid
>>155048595calm down pedo
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>155048607There is nothing wrong with trimming the curlies, then flushing them with a nasty poo
mid off
Reckon I destroy this block of chocolate.
>>155048573>>155048573We’re all in here
>>155048635no we fucking aren't cunt
Why do you guys like the bupa ad with the ugly cunt riding around on his shoe rollerblades?
>>155048583
>>155048631fruit and nut?
Sick of Indians
>>155048631Kal-El, no!
>>155048641That's what I call it when I shove a banana up my arse.
cunt up micknonce
>>155048649go pies btw
CLEAR THE FUCKING PATH
>>155048642So why do you keep voting for parties that bring them in?
Here comes the bed shit.
>>155048593Sure, the same way Sheedy is pulling the strings behind the scenes for Hird which is why I said a comparison could be made. But again it was nowhere near as bad.
Essendon are gonna fuck it, their asleep
love serna so much it hurts
Blakistan is unironically the worst footballer I have ever seen. Worse than that boong that Richmond didn't realise he couldn't speak English for like 3 seasons.
>>155048659Once you've tried an Indian prossie there's no going back. Whites and Asians just don't cut it anymore.
I'd be cumming hard if I was an afl player iykwim haha
I feel privileged to have been able to watch James Hird play football
Is it true that Indians in Australia have a low procreation rate?Why can't Indian males find partners down under?
>>155048666>Worse than that boong that Richmond didn't realise he couldn't speak English for like 3 seasons.Who?
>vooting>mattering at alli shiggy diggy
>>155048672great player, but no voss or buckley
>>155048674Relton Roberts?
>>155048670No, you save that for when you're looking up child porn, pedo fucktard.
Most people on here are probably too young to have seen Hird play
>>155048681Yeah, that's him.
>>155048684Was he good?
>>155048669whats different?
>>155048686yes but not as good as ablett
how long ago did hird last play?
>>155048686>>155048679
>>155048672Overrated. Worse on every level compared to Buckley and Voss. As a player, coach and human being.
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/cuckold%20colquhoun/honestly the most pathetic mick you've done /nrl/
>>155048688the curry and poo smell
>>155048686He was courageous, insanely talented and a real leader of men. I am lucky to have witnessed his career
garn brotho lads*waits at cum stop*
Why do Essendon fans think Blackiston is good?
PREMIERSHIPS VOSS 3HIRD 2BUCKLEY - NONE, ZERO, NADA
the absolute worst goal I've ever seen kek
>>155048710They do?
>try having steak rare>the meat is chewy and hard to swallow
Who was better, James Hird or Marcus Bontempelli?
>>155048670haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>155048684Remember him seeing him getting his head caved in. Those were the days.For all that team's (one season) success, mostly just remember them for the biggest dog act. Up there with Hall/Staker and Hodge/Post.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGPAuLzrrs8#t=10s
>>155048682calm down pedo
>>155048720da BONT
Reminder that micksperg is a pedophile.He is extra desperate for attention tonight because he's under heat. It's a very common coping mechanism he runs with.
>>155048684i'm 37 unc, i saw him live
>>155048718buy better quality meat
Hird > Buckley > VossAs players and coaches
>>155048731Then you would know how good he was
>>155048720Bont.Modern players absolutely shit on players of the past. Koutoufides' 2000 season is the only one who could make it into a modern midfield as some small crumber.
>>155048730>here's a bunch of posts now believe my schizo theory>no I didn't censor the pictures because I just didn't okaycalm down pedo
>>155048733Where you can get better than Woolies?
God, Gerard is cringe
>>155048740seething
Meat is for homos
>>155048711Yes.Post merger Brisbane and Baby Bombers were super teams while Buckley was a lone hand in a team that won the wooden spoon only a couple of years before virtually singlehandedly dragging Collingwood into contention.There's a reason why he won the Norm Smith in a losing grand final.
>>155048747calm down pedo
>>155048674Jarrad Oakley-Nicholls was it actually. Didn't realise he couldn't read and then West Coast picked him up and were like what the fuck is wrong with this bloke.
Yeah Hird was legit a good player but he wasn’t a good coach and he’s been a cancer on Essendon for the last 20 years and he needs to just fuck off for good
>>155048749Because they voted at three quarter time for some fucking reason, Voss was clearly the best player on ground for the duration of the match,
>>155048740They all have the same delete timestamp, and your only defence is falsely claiming it was a "blanket" thread ban.You're hopeless, mickpedo.
there will be a few biffos in the crowd tonight desu
Ricciuto was better than Hird.His hip and shoulder on Kemp would've been about 15 weeks nowadays.
>>155048760>they all have the same delete timestamp>which I'm conveniently not showing you because I JUST DON'T WANT TO OKAY?????calm down pedo
shes been confirmed to be hirds assistant coach next year
two shit sides sperging out
>shitting liquid>again
Do yous guys like chuck steak?
>>155048755Essendon in 2013 under Hird was the last time they looked like a seriously good side. Beat a lot of contenders that year.
theres a good chance micksperg is posting his own ban image and then arguing with himselffor attention
>>155048773Wonder why...
>>155048772I prefer to eat it.
>>155048766>mickpedo coping by calling everyone else a pedoGetting desperate, aren't you freak?
>>155048773the streets remember
>>155048772formerly sneed's steak
just turned this match on, qrd? looks like a shitshow
>>155048772more like chuck steak to the dogs or in the bin. what a sorry cut of beef
>>155048780calm down pedo
In an alternate universe James Hird would be regarded as one of the all time great coaches. Unfortunately nefarious geeloing influences ruined that
>>155048777I dont buy the peptides argument. You need a lot more than good physical attributes to be a good side.Also they were given the same drugs Dank gave Geelong in 2007. Nobody takes away Geelong's credit for their success.
>>155048744most butchers will be better. i buy my meat from the butcher club which is a chain with a few locations. way better meat than colesworth and cheaper too. the rarer you want the meat to be the better it needs to be to be enjoyable
>>155048753> Jarrad Oakley-Nicholls was it actually. Didn't realise he couldn't read and then West Coast picked him up and were like what the fuck is wrong with this bloke.kek
Thinking dosn are done. Night, lads.
>>155048793>Also they were given the same drugs Dank gave Geelong in 2007So people know what the players were injected with now?
mickhater lion vs micksperg monke lads
James Hird
women treat me like an atm
>>155048772> Chuck steakMince it and make burgers. Or stew it.
the blues are cumming and so am i
>>155048783heh
Fuck Carlton stupid wogs
HIRD!JAMES HIRD!
>>155048810wish women would swipe their credit card over the tip of my urethra and finger my nips until I dispensed money too haha
IT'S HAPPENING
This is why we need hird
post the gay porn. this game is over
Is James in the room with you here?
>>155048804It was thymosin It only got added to the banned substance list like a year before Dank put it in the essendon players. That's why he shat himself on radio when he was told it was now on the banned substance list.Put Geelong on the exact same shit but nobody ever questions it.
>>155048804They threw all the records in to the shredder.But it was all legit though, you just have to trust them.
post the Hird porn
>>155048831the 'cord's been gone for years m8
BT and JB is the most soulful commentary duo.
JamesHird
>>155048774>seether immediately stopped posting as soon as the nooooticing begins
Let's not reopen old wounds
why dont they use wireless headsets to talk to each ofher instead of those boomer curly wire phones? its 2026
JH - James Hird.
>>155048841We’re watching Kayo with faggot Whateley
>>155048846Tradition innit
I worship James Hird, I love e James Hird. He is my god
Who’s better as a player: James in Hird or Nick Daicos?
>>155048850Why do so many ppl like Whateley anyway? He's an even bigger wanker than Gary Lyon.
SCORESARESIMILAR
James Albert Hird
>>155048859Nick and it isn't even close.
>>155048859THE LITTLE CHAMP
>>155048859James and it’s not even close
>>155048864
Half time
Where would Chris Judd rank among the best midfielders in the current era?
>>155048876this is a discord tier post and i know discord
>>155048877That was 30 minutes ago
Anyone who doesn’t think James Hird is the most skilful footballer of all time just didn’t see him play
how strange, mickhater disappeared and daicoshater appeared out of nowhere
Why do you guys like gambling ads?
>>155048876love your work mate
>>155048859dunno but i know whos a better cock sucking power bottom
>>155048889> G-G-G-G-G-GOOAAAAATTTT-GGGOOOAAATT-G-G-G-G-G-GOOAAAAATTTT-GGGOOOAAATT-G-G-G-G-G-GOOAAAAATTTT-GGGOOOAAATT-
James Hird was a real champion, who unlike Buckley deals in premierships
>>155048893Do you find these funny?
Is Willem Duursma the second coming of James Hird as a player?
>>155048889no one does
>>155048880wc judd clears
And when Hird returns as Essendon coach and delivers them to the promised land it will be the greatest redemption story the world has ever seen
Hird is love, Hird is life
There’s no way Hird actually gets the Bombers coaching gig though, or am I mistaken?
>>155048900Very similar but duuurs is lengthy and a better mark
>>155048835>Put Geelong on the exact same shit but nobody ever questions it.Where are you pulling this from?>Actovegin (a legal calf’s blood extract)This is the only thing listed as Geelong getting from him. He was never an employee, etc.
Might play some touhou post-game lads, which game should I 1cc
>>155048889I'm more curious as to why Australia has such a strong gambling culture. Other western countries don't promote gambling nearly as much. You even have kids in schools talking about the betting odds for the footy.It's a distinctly Australian thing, not something you can attribute to the jews.
Channel 7 has BT, JB, Kano, Lingy and Crawf on commentary. An all star line up.
I hope Carlton win because it would be the funnier result
>>155048915On merit? He's no chance.In reality? 90% it's his.
MAKE ESSENDON GREAT AGAINRETURN JAMES HIRD
>blakistonYou utter piece of shit.
>>155048915He can, the question is whether he should (he shouldn't)
>>155048915he has to. anyone else gets it would never have 100% backing.
i want a gf that enjoys man arse
>>155048906Coaches don't survive rebuilds.Essendon have to rebuild.Hird taking over now will literally condemn him to a series of low placed finishes with compromised drafts due to Tassie entering the league.I am hoping they do bring Hird back, because it will be hilarious and probably ruin the club for the next 20 years.
theres no way essendon are stupid enough to bring back the drug kingpin for a third time
Are we not entitled to 2nd chances? To err is human.
Carlton are in front
>>155048944He's a has-been who had a losing coaching record over ten years ago.
>>155048897ye, they're the highlight of my day
Essendon are useless
Just switched from Fox Footy to Channel 7.Whateley yelling about Carlton hitting the front was the last straw for me. Dead set fucktard.
Recommend bumholes
merrett is dragging essendon down this year
Get fucked carlton faggotsWe’re better off losing anyway
two shit teams
>>155048963yeah that made me cringe, no cap
>>155048963He’s an annoying faggot nerd
Sex gifs
>>155048984youre all talk
>>155048963he's annoying and his voice is also annoying>YESSSSSSSSSSS i'm gerard whateley. iiiiiiiiiiiiii'm an annoying faggot.
I unironically could've kicked that blindfolded.
>>155048925Strong pub culture, large horse racing scene. Bleeding into football was inevitable but was largely kept out by previous administrators due to integrity concerns. Gill had no such concerns though, as evidenced by his choice of profession after leaving the AFL.
What’s happened to Merrett
Merrett is fucking terrible.
good leadership from merett there to take that easy mark and kick the goaloh wait hahahaha
>>155048971
Such a barren period for them
merretts having an elijahholland
>>155048995They already have ended up regretting it. They're on the bottom of the ladder and their sacked coach publicly said it was the wrong move on his way out.
jagga smith looks like a gay dinosaur
>>155048942>Coaches don't survive rebuilds.Regular coaches don't.Regular coaches also don't survive a drug scandal that gets your whole team banned for a year.Messiahs do.
Hayward more like Norwood
>>155048969jada stevens
>>155048991>>155048992Hawthorn doesn't do second halves.
>>155049005lol
two bad teams
i hate lefties that can't kick on their rightheaps of righties have a (shit) left but the opposite is rarely true
what a fitting tribute to neale daniher by both sides hereshowing us like what its like to play footy with no bodily motor control
B. McKay looks better up forward than he has a defender recently but that's not saying much desu considering he's been dogshit down back.
>>155049009So when he's down the bottom of the ladder collecting Tassie's scraps for 4-5 years, is he going to get impatient and dope up the team yet again? History says yes.
>Beat Carlton>But give first pick to Richmond
>>155049037Do >we play Richmond again?
That free is melted butter soft.
bombers are done*dick dick*
>>155049040Nope. Melbourne - Essendon North Melbourne - Essendon Essendon - St Kilda Brisbane - Essendon Essendon - GWS Giants Hawthorn - Essendon Essendon - Adelaide Geelong - Essendon Essendon - Sydney Swans Essendon - Port Adelaide
>>155049017Solid rump rec.
Damn the Astrazeneca covid 19 vaccine has been withdrawn because reasons. Any good alternatives?
carlton are floppy af
>>155049046Take the loss then.
that push over the line killed the bummers KEK
you guys see right through the afl making sure its collingwood v carlton 100k at the mcg wildcard game right?
gna
>>155049050Which ones haven't been withdrawn?
Does cowgirl sex really feel better than missionary?
>>155048730weird how >>143494849 >>143494887 >>143493637 and 143501519 were deleted 2 hours later than the nonce posts like >>143490865your entire argument relies on all those posts being deleted at the same time, which they weren't
>>15504906113 scoring shots to 21 they were always going to lose
>>155049069Depends if you like the girl.
Caddy ain't better than Morris. Kane-O.
>>155049069no. any position where the girl controls the motion is shit
>>155049071Jesus Christ mickpedo you're trying really hard to deflect that pedophile label.
>>155049064I hope it is.I hope Collingwood then go all the way and win the flag.The outrage will be immense and likely kill the stupid idea once and for all and Collingwood winning a flag is a nice bonus.
>>155049069No way imo. I'm sure women like cowgirl but I just want to get back on top. I want to be in control. Doggy is supreme position.
>>155049072https://afltables.com/afl/teams/allteams/gamer.html#19
>>155049085t. never had a bipolar gf
>>155049085>not just pounding away yourself.
kek mickpedo is SEETHINGhe really spent the last hour looking for anything
>>155049085Can you elaborate? Is it bad even if she's thrusting hard?
>>155049088>>155049099calm down pedo
almost 10, I should go to sleep
>>155049064of course, the whole reason to add wildcard is to let mid teams like those two have a chance because otherwise there's too many non-vic teams for their liking
>>155049112>Not staying up to watch the car parade
>>155049101Depends on your size really. Small and she'll just sit there grinding in place. Big and she'll be flopping all over the place.
>>155049095wow, a bunch of games from 1928, you really proved me wrong there
>she's thrusting hard?hot
>>155049122Only need to watch the first 30 seconds of this one.
>a bunch of virgins discussing sexHOWLING
>>155049128>literally only three games before 1928HOWLING at this embarrassing post
>>155049117It's two more games to broadcast on tv and two opportunities to potentially pack a stadium. Not hard to see why the AFL likes it. I honestly don't care but wild card wins should never be classified as finals wins.
>WAAAOWWW im so manly and in CONTROL im on TOP!!
>11 point leadUh oh, this has KINO written all over it.
Some of you blokes get mad at the most asinine things.
that'll hurt carltons percentage
Virgin here. How much better does sex feel without a condom?
>>155049088>>155049099checked x2
>>155049144lmao
>>155049152it's not even remotely close
>>155049152over 9000%.
>>155049152would not know as i've never had sexi have jacked off into a condom before though didn't make it as bad as i expected
>>155049152Depends on if you're circumcised or not.
>>155049152sorry mate i can't tell you, i'm also a virgin and i usually just jerk off to mennow i gotta get back to shitting on mickpedo
Calling it, Carlton lose by a point.
>>155049170Zero chance.
>>155049101some guys like it, but honestly positions where the she controls the motion is more for her, maybe if she like clenches extra hard while she rides you it might be peng but girls cant maintain that for long. sex feels best for the guy he controls his thrusts, cowgirl prob feels better if the guy has some room to thrust in tandem with herits like when youre getting a gobby and it feels better when you have hold of her head and thrust while she goes up and down and not so much when youre static
>>155049152why do you even carelike asking what the other side of the moon looks like innit
essendon lost. goodnight,
Eleni you fucking dumbfuck KEK
>>155049152twice as good imo
>Claim to be taking a shot>Don'tShould be a free and 50m against.
lmao nice decision eleni
>he doesnt thrust up while being ridden cowgirl>he thinks a static blowjob feels betterconfirmed poor lover
What the fuck happened to the clock? I swear the clock jeets do this every week.
>>155049172Are you sure?
CLOCK DRAMA LADS
pissenbum
>implying it takes an hour to check the archives and mouse over them to check deletion times when actually given post ids and a ouseno i was just eating dinner like a normal person
>>155049196Yes.
essendon dropped their spaghetti, sperged out, at the end there
Absolutely shit the bed with the clearance.
>>155049194It only stops when the umpires call time off / the goal umpires signal (or is it wave the flag?).
>>155049194>>155049198>clock drama AGAINthis is the biggest shitshow of a year the game has had
>>155049206Almost bottled it.
what the absolute fuck i'm done that's the most blatant rigging of all time fuck off cunt
>>155049169You're really upset at being exposed as a pedophile, arent you micksperg?
me and my exes never matched each others rhythms so we'd end up creating some mean polyrhythm
>>155049209the real bedshit was merrett not sheparding and his teammate watching the ball, had the opportunity to get a kick i50 there
R I G G E DIGGED
dons would of won if hird was coaching
>Just need to kick it into 50m
just checkedclock went from 0:44 to 0:24, ran the stopwatch during the glitch. no time lost.
>bummers supporters right now LMAO
Victorians couldn't run a pedo orgy in a Cambodian kindergarten
>>155049227kek
Jagga just called Lauren Wood "Laura" and she's internally seething.
>>155049221based Jacob Collier
>>155049216why are you replying to yourself, pedo?
>>155049239laura norwood haha ugly bitch
Now that the dust has settled, why was Mckay given 30 seconds for that extremely obvious bluff?
imagine the hypothetical wog gf bringing out the celebratory ouzo and dolmades after that carlton win
>>155049255if you look carefully, you will notice the controlling umpire is a woman
>>155049255Because he's a big forward and big forwards can kick goals from 60m.
ouzo is polish you fucking retard
>>155049255>Allowing women to make judgement calls
>>155049239jaggas HIV meds giving him brain fog
>>155049265I'll polish your fucking chin cunt
>>155049255Its an ambiguous rule. Why do you retards still let this shit bother you? At some point you just need to realize AFL is a dumb sport with an extremely ambiguous set of rules. This is also why its not marketable anywhere outside of Victoria, sa and WA.
and if she didnt allow it you would call her dumb for saying a man cant kick a goal from that far outcant win with you chuds
>>155049265This is simply not true
>>155049255He was about 35m from goal. You always give them the 30 seconds to take a shot.t. AFL umpire, just did the Sydney v St. Kilda game.
>>155049268It's like everyone turned their back on God and stopped reading the Bible or something
Rec me a kino
>>155049286showering
>>155049255It's a now win situation.
>>155049286nullabor nymph
>>155049239Why are you even watching the fox footy coverage? 7 is available and free.7 will always be better if Whateley is commentating on fox/kayo.
>>155049288You must live near me
>>155049255umpiring was completely fucking direcannot believe how utterly inept all umpires are and the complete lack of understanding they have for the game
why do you blokes suck off crag mcrae and the pies so much?only thing separating the blues from the pies is the cheap win collingwood got by having a drug fucked player out there
Have any of you had sex in the shower? Is it enjoyable?
>>155049277
>>155049303It washes away the lubricant. Wouldn't recommend
>>155049293>watching ads after goals
>been so autistic you watch ads because there is one commentator you dont like>been so autistic you dont keep this to yourself but you also try and push what suits you onto othersfucking kek you cunts are something else
>>155049309>needing lubricantholy yikes you fucking loser
>>155049303Highly overrated.
>>155049317No cunt likes women in sport. Maybe you should stop trying to make it a thing?
>>155049303unironically my fetish is soaking wet women so yes its kino of the highest order
>>155049302I'm actually his biggest critic.He convinced the collingwood board to go all in on the short term, sabotaging his club's youth in the process. It failed, and then he switched to prioritising celebrating Pendlebury's record over actually trying to win.The guy's a clown, possibly worse than Beveridge. I wonder if he'll quit like Hardwick upon realizing how grim the future is.
>tfw spend money on a kayo subscription for my son but he watches the games on fta anyway
Business idea:Players who mark the ball must elect to take a scoring shot by pointing at the goal. The player is then granted 30 seconds to kick the ball (not including run-up).If the ball goes through for a goal or a point, the ball is kicked out from full back.If the ball goes out of bounds on the full, a free kick is paid from the spot the ball goes out.A free kick is paid to the opposing team from the spot of the kick if any of the following happens:1. The kick does not make the distance and lands in the field of play.2. The kicker kicks or handpasses it to another player.
>>155049321>N-NOOOO THE PROSTITUTE IS REALLY INTTO ME NOOOOOO
>>155049321Natural lubricant you sperg
>>155049316Its worth it to not hear Whateley mate
>>155049303no but i've jacked off in it and that was unpleasant
should only be allowed to nominate for goals if the mark was taken inside 50next
>>155049303too many sensory distractions
>>155049309Use silicone lubricant.
>>155049303Pretty terrible.
>>155049303yep good for fucking when she is on the rag
sex feels better with near maximum friction and no lubricant
>>155049341
honestly a really shit thread
Loved having sex with my 16 gf feeling the absolutely warm embrace of her internally naturally lubricated fanny
>>155049337>2. The kicker kicks or handpasses it to another player.Jeremy Cameron has announced his retirement.
>>155049364based rapist
>>155049356Yeah alright, and how is she going to wash it away if its hydrophobic smart-arse?
nigga ive had sex in a spa and she still felt warm and wet, you are literally a turn off
>>155049343Put your facewasher over the head of the shower. The water will fall in huge globs, which you put the head of your penis under.
>>155049400You have a small dick mate
>>155049411
>a girl being aroused means you have a small dickbizarre cope
Sometimes I don't know which of you cunts I need to knock out first.
>>155049400Tried putting the bumza over a jet in a spa. It opening the sphincter up and brought some stuff out with it. Never again.
I recorded the audio of my sister having sex with her friend on christmas day a few years back
oh great, youve set off jawsperg again
>>155049439This is cleansing and you should do it once a week
>>155049448based elliot
>Harry McKay was permitted to take 42 seconds off the clock for a goal attempt he never intended to take.
>>155049448https://vocaroo.com/upload
>>155049434>Girls stay totally lubed up whilst having chlorinated water thrust inside them. She's not lubed, mate. You're just not touching the sides.
>>155049443didnt work press again pls
>doesn't understand a watertight seal
Do you prefer girls with a bit of meat on them?
you guys try too hard to show you have sex
>>155049456what about the hewett duck in front of goal or the billy wilson drop and throw the arms out and get a free kick, or the robey drag-in holding the ball where it was held to him?umpiring is fucking deplorable and it's sad that players have a better understanding of htb than the people who enforce the rules
>>155049473at least 5 inches of meat iykwim haha
>>155049462>whilst having chlorinated water thrust inside themHow can the water get in if you're stretching her out? Work on your girth, m8.
>>155049483Piss off pedophile
>>155049473As horniness levels increase so does the ideal weight.
>>155049489You're extracting her lube with each thrust and washing it away. I don't think you actually sex, mate
pauline for pm
>>155049475this. real niggas are content with their sexual history and feel no need to brag for internet points
Need to poo desu
its kinda nuts how warm women's vaginas get when they're keen for it
pauline for pms
>>155049513I am a virgin, and genuinely asking questions about how it feels.
love degrading fat hoes
>>155049303If youre both fit its amazing, ex gf used to straddle me in the shower and id be in a half seated position against the wall then we'd slowly go down until I was sitting and she sitting facing me on top and sometimes id reach around and pop a finger into her bum if she was real horny with the shower coming down on you both and the steam its elitewe'd usually share a joint before a shower so it made it even better
>>155049513i have more sex than you do dumb ass
love being degraded by fat crossdressers
>>155049515Doing one as we speak.
>>155049535meant shitting on top of me sorry
>>155049448Distinctly Indian behaviour
>haha guys IM FIT xD and i smoke WEED xD have sexxx xD
kek the smoking weed instantly made me think his gf was an ugly bitch with tatts and probably hairy airmpits
I have sex with my harem of koikatsu girls everyday
>>155049588Objectively true.
pretending not to be rc again award
Mickpedo always desperately trying to fit in after the footy. It's a bit hard when he's been exposed as a nonce again though.
dollfucker, please chime in and stunt on these hoes please theyre unbearably cringe and try hard
I’m sad and cold and lonely and have never even kissed a girl at 29.
>>155049601He did >>155049364
i could live with hairy pits if the rest was good desu
Gaining weight is impossible.
>>155049604Not even on the cheek to say hi/bye?
How much hatred would normalchads have for disgusting pathetic virgin faggots that have never been able to do something as easy as getting a gf?They must think virgins are so lame and gay and just pathetic disgusting losers that are just useless kek
sure I've made whoopee in the pool and it's not all it's cracked up to be save for the buoyancy of the female breast
>>155049604I used to play kissing games when I was a lot younger with various girls including my sister, but eventually grew out of it. Then went through an edgy phase at around 12 and have been largely antisocial ever since.
>>155049604Same but I'm 28
I've never kissed anyone, dont know how to kiss
alf9k
I could run a thousand simulations and in every single one I kissed someone in high school, what exactly were you lads doing?
>>155049656I could show you haha just joking.........unless????
>>155049676was playing cricket
>>155049666damn i gotta move to footscray
>>155049676Was sticking things in my bumhole
I was doing weed
>>155049676had a few female acquaintances but never asked any out until years after school then she said nomy cope is that she would've said no at the time too but who knows
>>155049676same, but i went to an all boys school
Thoughts on mayvers no-stir smooth peanut butter? I'm about to eat some.
>>155049676half the girls at my high school had kids
>>155049729dire colour
>>155049729Make a peanut butter jelly sandwhich
>>155049448Why? What on earth is wrong with you?
>>155049729cap looks a little thin honestly
>>155049737fuark just reminded me I woke up at 2am the other day with a craving for a pb&j haven't had one in yonks
Also bought some extra crunchy mayvers which was reduced to clear at Coles. Might add this one to my protein smoothies as I'm usually not crazy about eating crunchy peanut butter on bread
I like crunchy peanut butter
>>155049745he's a jeet
test
>>155049737foy
The incel to gay pipeline is realYou can be so utterly pathetic that you give up on women and just start having sex with other ugly men using an app called Grindr
I also bought some jazz apples, which are somehow still on special.In my opinion, these are clearly the best apples to eat. Very juicy, much better than royal gala and granny smith IMO. Also tried Fuji apples recently, but wasn't crazy about them.
fuck, a girl in a wheelchair just liked me on hingewas going to post a pic but think I might be too mature for that now - feels a little mean
>>155049798that must only happen to porn addicts
Dating apps are a humiliation ritual, I wont ever use one, ever
>>155049823This, "social media" is also a humiliation ritual racket, haven't used it since 2013
>>155049823trvkeit rewards hypergamy
>>155049818Most pathetic virgins are porn addicts
Do you guys do a lot of breast play? Do guys typically enjoy that more than girls?
I'm a severe porn addict but the porn ban has fucked me up, wanking has not been enjoyable since the porn ban so I havent wanked as much since it startedIts a load of bullshit
>>155049844but you're then correlating gayness with porn addiction, not inceldompersonally, I am a virgin but not a porn addict and homosexuality disgusts me
>>155049823same, 22yo and all ive ever used to hookup since hs was discord, used it even throughout uni with group 'cord rooms
go to bed you stupid cunts
>>155049871what porn ban do you speak of
>>155049588>hairy airmpitshot
>>155049878I've never used discord, and I wont ever use it
I am a virgin, I do not have a porn addiction, but I do have a masturbation addiction. Sometimes I resolve to try nofap, but never last more than 3-5 days because I lose the motivation.
>>155049823This. I am however considering going to one of those cultural exchange events one day, that ticks my boxes
>>155049897The fact that I cant search big ass big tits porn then click a video and immediately start watching itWhat a load of bullshit
Why are there so many Indian men on dating apps? Don't they have arranged marriages?
Why did no one tell my the French open was kino with no sinner and alcaraz
I am a virgin because I am Catholic and sex outside of marriage is a sin. It's this sort of discipline and fortitude that makes football teams great.
>>155049965Nah some russian bitch won.
>2 "close" ones where the bookie favourites still winI swear this is every game this season
>>155049823dating apps are easy to game though but 95% of dudes have no idea how to set it up right>put on some muscle and get to 8-12% body fat>stage some high value candid pics showing off rigthat's literally it
>>155049954theyve seen too much western porn while in india and when they come over they expect to have porno sex with white women. thats why they try to co opt blacked and bbc stuff because they think girls like black skin but really they like bbc and indians dont realize that theyre have one of the smallest dicks in asia and they dont have the aura of real niggas either
>>155050022is she hot
>>155049823this, i think it'd be bad for my mental health 1. seeing so many busted people 2. seeing them not match/desire mehad better looking friends than me try and fail with it>>155049965what time does it start
back from my ban for an anti-indian post lads
Using dating apps in my early 20s majorly damaged my self esteem
The French Fry Open final is about to start in like 15 mins lads
>>155050049keep up the good work mate
its 11pm
>>155050066the gf i somehow i got when i was 14 who cheated on me with my best friend and told me that she never loved me and i was just meaningless rebound fun for her did it for me
Coopers green redLobbo granniesaustrala is one big dumb country
Could go some dominos right now
Was a big coomer but am finishing day 1 of nofap. If this doesn’t help me then nothing will and I’ll kill myself
>>155050176You need to do 20 days before seeing tangible benefits
>>155050066bodyfat %?ffmi?
>>155050067i want cobolli to win
>>155050217#metooNeed eternal Chokerev
>gymcunt still thinks it's all about muscle and appearanceif you're so attractive, then why are you on your own tonight?
women are annoying as fuck
>>155050217The seethe if zverev wins though.
>>155050274I’m not on my own, I’m with my /afl/ boys
>>155050311true, prefer hot men meself
>>155050330i know, 'cause tonight is just like any other night
>>155050274if it's not about appearance, how do you think women are making choices on dating apps exactly?
>>155050416>dating appsthere's your first mistake. i reject your premise
zverev will choke, extremely weakminded
>>155050450he's only good for threesetters, too /weakmind/ otherwise, yeah
Would you say having sex makes your life better?
women will destroy you
>>155050508not really but it compliments life if youve found someone you love
>ooga booga penises vaginas dating apps weed shower sex gay coomer incel porn wanking virginity grug grug boogahorrendously grim thread. gonna go watch a movie
>>155050585>gonna go watch a moviewhich one big man?
jelena dokic is so unappealing and a shit host
>>155050615brokeback mountain
>>155050442so you actually agree it is about appearance on dating apps. glad we cleared that up.
One of my more brutal self esteem blows was having a huge crush on a popular girl in my class in year 7, towards the end of the year we got put on a group together and I finally worked up the courage to speak to her, her first instinct was to quite solemnly ask if I was gay
>>155050615The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
You guys wanna bring back movie night stream? Suggestions?
>>155050676thief
>>155050676>>155050643>>155050670
>>155050676miracle
>>155050676Shallow Hal
whites aren't people
>>155050615anything to get away from this cesspool of a thread
>>155050748I can see you're a virgin who is very uncomfortable around people discussing sex. You just don't fit in.
>>155050777>>155050777>>155050777NEW
We're in here>>155018852>>155018852>>155018852
>>155050748what's the big deal? it's not like there's gay porn being posted or mickhead spamming his inane drivelwhy are you being such a prima donna?
how satanic is chemsex
>>155050795theyre all zverev dicksuckers there
>early thread at 11pm instead of waiting for tomorrow morningfucking pathetic
bakers are mentally ill
