>>155051258
Levels
Ilia vs Gaethje is the closest thing there is to a foregone conclusion in MMA. For that reason, most discussions leading up to the White House card should be about Alex vs Gane, a much more competitive fight
>>155066317gane will be more dominant than ilia I guarantee you
Bo Nickel fight month
>>155065991would you just look at the bunda on that little midge freak
>>155066317Gane wins. Nothing else to discuss
Miksi kohtelet kaltoin elämääni munVaikka kaikkeni annoin edessäsi sun?Tulee ruoskaa, tulee ruoskaaJa kipu kiihottaa
>>155066317
Turha naamaa aukoa se ole ei okeiKehässä on säännöt mutta kapakassa eiTosimies ei epäröi se säälimättä lyöTosimies ei sanojaan tai salaattia syö
>>155066317what is alex going to do to the bigger faster stronger man
I used to be a major hardcore fan. Basically all I watched on YouTube was ufc related content, would go back and watch previous fights of guys on the next card, every press conference, reaction recaps to cards, never would miss a fight from the prelims on except girl fights. I haven’t watched the last 2 cards and the one before that just the main event. Something has just changed in the ufc, it’s a mix of things but i genuinely don’t enjoy the whole thing anymore. I’ll watch top fights but even that is becoming less enjoyable
>>155066360Ey Macarena
Chama on ya mama
>>155066399>>155066255lucky for you there's literature
>>155066351brutally and utterly humiliates jon jones
The Monster in the Mirror.
>>155066360loses his fighting legacy to become known as the homosexual man
>>155066461>>155066469you will tire out one day pal
>>155066380you got old and jaded
What if Gaethje and Pereira both win? Wouldn't that just be so freaking wholesome. The two americans winning.
>>155066379Precision beats power and timing beats speed broski
>>155066461… at the jobber faggot contest.
>>155066564jon would be competing there
>>155066317>Ilia vs Gaethje is the closest thing there is to a foregone conclusion in MMA
>>155066541>precisioncrispiest jab at heavyweight vs durr I throw left hook>timingdodged magumba's flurries for five rounds and never got touched vs got caught clean by adesanya, jiri, rountree and ankalaev
>>155066569Yeah but he’d lose to Aspinall.
>>155066500we don't claim goythje
>>155066603he just can't beat Big Tom anywhere!
>>155066569undefeated undisputed sad to say
by that i mean jon never lost and isn't a jobber i didn't think that post through need to cofveve up
>>155066623jon does have a son who doesn't have autism
>>155066759
GDS (Gane Derangement Syndrome) victim identified:https://youtu.be/D9ZZb_rhpV0?si=XHe1uIrK1G85m3n1
Daner trying to overturn the Jon/Hamill DQ. Whatever happened there?
Poatan vs Gane is all about good vs evil, no gray areaPoatan literally brought hope to 3 divisions and many say he saved the entire business of UFCGane cheats every single fight and was still handed 3 fucking chances at undisputed title, doing shamefully in all of them bringing ruin to his division God and heem are with Chama
Didn’t read.
>>155066865i follow this post
Real /heem/sters rock with BON GAMIN.
Genuinely have no idea what the UFC was thinking with this card, in front of the most anti foreigner and America first president they made a card of all Brazilians and Mexicans and a black Frenchman and the only two Americans is a rainbow haired cuck who’s getting beat by a beaner and an old CTE ridden American who’s getting decapitated by Topuira
>>155066890trump asked for and got lewis and bo muhammed on the card you silly person
Dana was lead by the hand by another man lmaooo
>>155066379Kick the shit out of his leg
>>155066851accidental fouls aren't cheating. go cry somewhere else.
>>155066851Gane is a high ranking mason Alex is still a entered apprentice compared to him
Gane has lost against every truly elite fighter he's ever faced, he even had to rob Volkov and has been ducking Pavlovich for years. Tom was building more into the fight and having more success late in the round before the eye poke too, I have no doubt he would have eventually beaten Gane if the fight had continued normally
boring course of conversation let's talmbout twin peaks instead
>Jon 1,93m >Gane 1,93m>Poatan 1,93m>Izzy 1,93m>Frank 1,93m>Jiri 1,93m>Stipe 1,93m
>>155066966Vanilla take but I agree
>>155066966>Gane has lost against every truly elite fighterAll 2 of them?
>>155067020>mfw 192.5
>>155067069
>>155067077i say 194 to the girls
>>155067107they then tell their friends 2 meters
>>155066851Gane changed martial arts forever, you are not yet ready but if you paid attention you'd realise every Gane fight has major consequences, When he fought Ngnannou, it caused the rift between dana and fighters where they stopped promoting stars, when he fought Jones, Dana went to every podcast known to man to shill Jones as the greatest of all time only to change his tune when Jones retires on top, when Gane fought and exposed Tom as a one trick pony, he showed the world the face of the media that kept sucking off a random bum in order to own the goat, Gane vs Poatan will have major implications post-fight
Gane and Francis fight had wild gay tension and they lived together in Paris the city of love of all places so you just know
>>155067136the deceitful naiveté of gane will be studied for centuries to come
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
Both Gane and Alex are so ugly it's honestly a shame having them on the white house card
>heem is having another nigger glaze sesh
>>155067247I agree on principle but use of that word was uncalled for.
Gotta admit i was in Paris twice and both times had gay thoughts. Something in the water man.
Pereira had a huge country and like 50 states to choose from and decided to move in next to Vince McMahon. That's all you need to know.
Look. At the end of the day, Tom Aspinall signed a contract, a legally binding contract. He's now throwing a shit fit and getting dicked down my Dana's new arch nemesis because he's unhappy with his pay. He shouldn't have signed in to a contract if he was unhappy with it. He is ultimately completely and utterly retarded sadly
Faggot down!
>>155066379Wasn't Gane the bigger, stronger, faster man against Jon Jones as well?
GSP had the best take on Alex vs Gane
>>155067415Wow wise words from the GOAT
>>155067388Yes, hence why he won that fight via submission in the first round.
Hey blue eyes
Jonas John
i could imagine despite my unshakeable resemblance to luke rockhold i would still be aura mogged by tauski the old scamp
The Jessica Eye of the Tiger
>>155067470A vociferous resemblance?
>>155067470Everyone looks like luke rockhold here
WALES BUYING. PUMP INCOMING. BUY NOW.
Luke Rockhold Group
>>155067501Why does Khabib insist on scamming his fans?
Leon Edwards legacy stocks are pumping rn
>>155067506He knows that all of his fans are pakis and jeets. (same thing)Dagis hate them
>>155067496you say that but
>>155067541Aw hell nah get this zesty ass nigga outta here
>>155067501>Wales buying Mason Jones and Cory McKenna are in on it?
>Cory McKenna
Chama
>>155067591not so fast!
>>155067591
>>155067591chama on yo mama
The first time us Aussies get a prime time card, and JDM gets slimed out. Bobby knuckles is probably going to get slimed out as well, and Volk is near retirement. It's over...
>>155067673Can't be the king forever man.
>>155067673Salkilld heemed a corpse,Pericic is not superfat and Michelle Montague will win a belt via existing. You will be fine.
>>155067673You had a good run bud. Pack it up. We'll take it from here
>We'll take it from here
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
Coming here to to shit on Finland's mouth because the sissy doesn't deserve my cum. Go fuck yourselves now.
Huh?
>>155067822Please don't let one rotten apple represent all of us!
Gaslighting myself into thinking Chandler will win
Stipe Miocic, Dominick Reyes, Thiago Santos, Anthony Smith, Alexander Gustafsson, Daniel Cormier, Ovince Saint Preux, Glover Teixeira, Chael Sonnen, Vitor Belfort, Rashad Evans, Lyoto Machida, Rampage Jackson, Shogun Rua, Ryan Bader, Brandon Vera, Matt Hamill, Jake O'Brien, Stephan Bonnar, André Gusmão, Moyses Gabin, and Carlos Eduardo all lasted longer in their fights with Jon Jones than Ciryl Gane did.
>>155067591Chama on your mama faggot
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C5x2PjBBtNI?si=OLcKHSUvl3OpIdz7Here's a video of Abdulmanap doing a trackstand
>>155067591CHAMA !CHAMA ! CHAMA !
>>155068007Topiglet just prolapsed
>>155067969>Moyses Gabin Remember the Name. Might win you a trivia question one day.
White wine and you!
qrd on why gaehje is being called goythje? is it just leftists who hate the ufc going to the white house or did he say sum?
>>155068129I have no idea
Strickgod called out Netanyahu and got banned
>>155068205what's that got to do with gaethje being a jew-lover though?
>>155068129Their recent twitter exchange made fagtje publically take a "you have to support (insofar as refusal to criticize in democratic political systems is tantamount to support) whatever the state does to be patriotic" stance. As a consequence, either Strickland tricked roofus into supporting israel or roofus heemed himself into supporting Israel despite maintaining otherwiseQuite portentous for the old lad if you ask me
>>155068214No one knows
>>155068129I mean he's a goy regardless of if he supports israel or not
>>155068224Yeah?
>>155068237You think so?
>>155067523Dana has been talking about this for the last at least 2 and a half years, not happening.>>155068129Doesn't have the brain capacity to NOT be Goythje
>>155068261I know so
we cannot follow them
>>155068291
Could you heem this faggot?
>>155067758 he's not finished he's only 28
Someone should tell Strickland to restart his router
>>155066298The look I give a foreigner when he says he's going to beat me on the White House lawn in front of the Greatest President of All Time, Donald John Trump (I'm incredulous).
another shit thread but that is okay, come sunday some of you faggots will be crying while Gaethje is doing a backflip
there is a zero percent chance ilia topuria beats justin gaethje. that is zero with a z
Ilia was shook because he thought he had cornered the accessory gimmick but Hokit's bandana showed masculine energy much different that Ilia's faggy little ascot.
>I COME TO DEVOUR >YOU WONT KNOW THE DAY>YOU WILL KNOW THE HOUR
Ilia beating Justin is like Coke Zero and Justin beating Ilia is like Pepsi Max.
>IM NOT JUST GONNA WIN>IM GONNA PISS ON HIM>IM GONNA SHAMA ON YO MAMA
>>155068501please stop using my alphabet to speak
>LOOK HOW I SPEAK TO HIM>LIKE MY DOG>LIKE MY BITCH>FUCK YOU
>>155068517You are like Sprite.
>>155068425Jdaddies bodied you I’m afraid
>>155068524>IF YOURE GONNA CALL ME SPRITE >YOU BETTER BE TOUGHER THAN SODA >ILL TWIST YOUR ASS UP LIKE THAT LITTLE MIDGET YODA
>>155068522HockGOAT fucks his dog? Based, and even more so if it's male
Nigger
>>155068553>THE ONLY DOG THATS GETTING FUCKED >IS THAT BITCH OF A DOG AT THE END OF THE TABLE
>NIGGER JEWS>he yelled>THERE ARE NIGGER JEWS ON MY LAWN>the man then proceeded to kill Justin Goythje with a single punch. But he was not done yet. He jumped out of the octagon and snapped Dirty Diaper Donald's neck before dragging Netanyahu to the ground and stomping his skull to pasteThe 48th president of United States of America. Ilia BEASTpuria
Josh Hocus Pocus
>Current weather forecasts show a 65% chance of rain and a 39% chance of thunderstorms during the UFC White House event on June 14
Josh Pocket
>>155068613just realised UFC 250 is on a sunday instead of a saturday wtf
Josh Bop it
UFC Freedom 250 is going to be an huge success with bigly finishes and all you detractors will go right back to seething at Trump and Dana because you're a bunch of losers.
Josh Hopkins
Would Gaethje marry Josh Hokit?
>>155068644HOOP THAT SHIT
joshquin hokittley
there is 0 actuall organic hype around the white house debacle kek
Josh Hoop
>>155068671>t.
>>155068613Dana has gone on record to say that the even will be canceled if there's a thunderstorm
>>155068671wait you tryna say the fight game aint reel b ? ? nawt 2 shure on wut movie ur washin
>>155068712thunder is a sound
>>155068712God will punish Dana and his den of thieves
>>155068733Jesus Christ rules the octagon, dont you hear the fighters thank him after most fights? This is a Jesus Christ battle, God is just tuning in to Paramount+ for the White House card, like you and I. He told me he is looking forward to seeing Josh Hokit go to work.
>Drumph forgot about rain
When it rains it pours.
The fights will go on in the rain
can't wait to watch ducklia flush another 37 year old, what a career
>>155068701DDPonald is a sissy slut for his daddycrats
>>155068790>Ilia Topuria dies of Pneumonia after his fight
When it pours it rainsWhen it pours it rains
there are no weight classes in the jungle
Cause it's only when it rains that we grow
*sigh*but Trump is watching this, too!
>I wanna know have you ever seen the rain!
Dementia DDPonald will throw his shart particles into the 'gon as a show of appreciation for Le Leyende's execution of Justin Garthje
Cmon bruh
where the fuck is islam
>raindrops keep falling on my head, but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red, crying 's not for me, cause, I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin, because I'm free, nothing's worrying me!
>>155068817why dont they just put a lightening rod on top of that structure thing?
>>155068827>where the fuck is islam?!>islam is entering the ring now!
The Card will be postponed because 9f the thunderstorm, and then the courts will process the lawsuit and sidenwith the Plantiffs, canceling the whole thing.
I don't know how to say this but I can't lie....Watch UFC Freedom 250 liveOnly on Paramount
>>155068831Gaethje is main eventing, and he cant pull double duty
>>155068837Nah I'm not doing that
>>155068827Look outside your window
>>155068836a little bit of sound isnt going to stop this card
>All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watching the puddles gather raaaaaiiiinnn.
Gatjhe will KO Illia in the thunder, lightining and rain. He will unleash an primal scream after, unlocking his 182 IQ and will tehn go to Harvad.
>>155068831They're strapping tom Aspinall to the top of the rig
>>155068852It'll be too dangerous and risk the fighters lives, along with the rain negatively impacting the viewing experience for the live audience that was personally invited, and potentially impacting the fights.They're not going to make 80 year old Donal Trump stand in the rain for 5 hours straightThey need to reactivate Biden's weather control machines to stop this disaster
Sanko is going to dress up as Marilyn Monroe and blow Trump while Gaethje backflips off the cage.
>>155068846yes you are
>>155068883Happy birthday Mr Preeessiiddeeent *sharts his diaper*
>tfw gaethje won't even get a retirement speech cause they don't interview just heemed fighters
>>155068880Its a seven fight card with cowboy skydiving in. 3 hours max
>>155068894wow, I cannot believe you're a scat fetishist.
>>155068898Joe said he would stop doing that and then he kept doing it
>argentian team gets hit with a tornado the momment they land in america>its going to rain on the drump white house lawn fight eventGod is real
>RAINING BLOOD, FROM A LACERATED SKY! BLEEDING ITS HORROR! CREATING STRUCTURE! NOW I SHALL RAIN BLOOD!
>>155068915Yeah, Ari reminded him of his contract and all the photos of Joe with Jamahal.
>>155068924so far the forecast is the high 80s, warm day
The winners of the White House card? Jewstin Goythje and Bongamin Netganeyahu
AI users are subhuman.
>>155068915Unfortunately sweet joe fried his brain whilst sat passenger side in B-Real's Smokebox. Latent schizophrenia and early onset alzeimers in abundance. If he had just avoided mixing tobacco into his joint he may have survived this frightening experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO23B5C_Mcw
>>155068963joe is a light weight compared to b real, i think joey diaz is the only person in his circle of friends that can smoke with b real
>>155068963You'd pass out, too, if you had to listen to some cholos prattle on about hoops and prison life.
>>155068915They stopped doing it for a while, they'll interview TKO'd fighters now but not guys who went completely out
Stevie Ray Vaughan has a mean twister
>>155068827Porking bitches.
>>155069035bruh that's his sister
Only love can make it rainThe way the beach is kissed by the seaOnly love can make it rainLike the sweat of lovers laying in the fieldsLove reign o'er meRain o'er meLove reign o'er meRain o'er meRain o'er me
>>155068883In an word? Fuken hell ya
>>155068986
>>155068987They interviewed Jiri after he got heemed dead
>>155069039So?
Any bets on what the state sponsored false flag will be during UFC FREEDOM 250?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RTxM_TvD0IIT'S UP!
>>155069207Was a solid watch
Oh say can you see....UFC Freedom 250OnlyOnParamount
Papa Dana vs Casa Blanca
Demodaddies just bodied that diaper piggy freak dementia Zonald
>>1550692652 Chads
>>155069309Monitor
people forget, man
If epstein didn't get murdered he would be getting glazed on JRE right now about deep state plots to try and put him in jail and amazing Joe by comparing the economy to meta physical concepts
>>1550693091 JewChad and 1 GoySlut*
>>155069332Can you please stay on topic? This is a UFC thread. Did you see Angela Hills lsat fight? Inpressive,no? I can see her doing well still for years. Yourslef?
>>155069348I blasted ropes to her in the Kamala outfit. Otherwise fuck the ufc!
If /heem/ was a UFC thread it'd be called /ufc/ and not /heem/
>>155069382Sadly we owe our bollocks to TKO. And 4chan was created by epstein
>>155069332Wtf are you rambling about fucking schizo youve been at it the whole thread
>>155069363
>>155069347Factual post.
>>155069395he's a lonely guy
>>155069434imagine if he zagged into the ufc instead of zigging into ..well, you know
>>155069434He zagged instead of zigged
>>155069265doos took what they wanted when they wanted it literally fucked the world raw absolute monsters I'm honored to have witnessed them
Might cop this drip when I tune into UFC Freedom 250 during the early hours of Monday morning
>>155069458For sure he zogged, b
Zog Zog ZogZog Zog Zog
major wonk
UFZUnited Federation of Zionists
Frankism will be the only winner on June 14th
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
Mokaev, Nate Diaz, Rickson Gracie, Cassidy and me? Combined record of 8000-0
Mr. White and me tell each other fairy talesAnd we stare at the beautiful women"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."Smiling in the bright lights, coming through in stereoWhen everybody loves you, you can never be lonely
Spam Control to Major WonkSpam Control to Major WonkTake your schizo pillsand put your helmet on
why is Brendan Allen larping?
We demand UFC Jerusalem
Spam Control to Major WonkCommencing meltdown, monitor onCheck ban status and may Jan's love be with you
Hope yuo are all doing well. Lets get through this week and nake it till Friday!!
>nobody posted heembedded yetIT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSQDZlsdwc8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSQDZlsdwc8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSQDZlsdwc8
someone is gonna get split'd in June, 14th on heem dat com
>>155069666Nobody gives a shit about Clitia Topiglet
>>155069666>666>Hokit is redhead pilled
UFC is ded
Hokit is a great example of the effects of high fructose corn syrup on cerebral functionality
wake up sean...
Steve Garcia puts Nuggies in his son's lunchbox? Fuck this guy!
>enters the thread
>the octagon floor is going to be slippery with rain waterGayjee bros...
If Gaethje is this uncoordinated when fighting in normal conditions, how's he going to win with the octagon covered in water...
WECLOME.....TO THE AIEMANN ZAHABI FACEFUCK EXERENCE!!- Aiemann Zahabi after he koncks out Shaun
Gaethje via the floor is lava
Final Fantasy Stranger of Paradsie is so much fun. Strong recomend. Got like 100 hours so far and still forsee manymore
Gaethje will summon a real rolling thunder from the sky and kill Ilia
>>155069903>gaethje goes for his trademark rolling thunder that never lands>slips because the octagon is covered in water>breaks his neck
Gathje via that push move Raiden does in Motral Kombat where he goes ABUUDABUUDAAA
>>155069803>gigazeemed by kadestamthis guy stinks
Justin by pocket sand
>>155069903Thunder is just a soudn
Gaethje via Burkina Faso medicine man rain dance
>>155069894>final fagtasy
Justin Ganethje.
Conservative Ant will twerk in the octagon to Hava Nagila after Gaethje's victory
>>155069930>Johnny start the car!
>>155069803>>155069933Reminder that Kadestam has a TKO loss to Ben Askren, but still managed to zeem Solbitch
>>155069984That was prime Askren
Hello It's meI was wondering if I was ever gonna make the UFCI keep winningEverythingThey said I was the champ in BellatorBut was too damn boringHelloDana hear meI'm in SingaporeAnd dreamingAbout who I could go and beatJohnny HendricksAnd RobbieI forgot how I fought Before I learned how to move my feetHello from the Askren SideI must have called a thousand timesTo tell you I'm sorryFor always calling you dumbHell from the Askren SideAt least I can say that I've triedTo tell youI'm sorryFor breaking your ballsAnd I promiseI'll never make fun of you for being baldAnymore
poofc isn't as fun as it used to be...
>>155070068Jeisla Chaves vs Yuneisy Duben isn't fun?
Allen got next
bro got heemed by chris curtis AND sean strickland lmao
>>1550701196 years ago, Allen was 24, this is prime Allen
Gane fight week let's fucking go!
Why are they wasting the gratest heavyweight talent of this generation time with a middlewight ?
He would send Islam's chin flying
>>155070161This is the type of guy I wouldn't fuck with in a Walmart
NAH FUCK THAT
>>155070161what's up with these shitty short arms lmao
>>155070161
>>155070161Hokit looks weird here
People forget
>>155070171>*places a rose in the frozen pizza ailse*
what if it rains tho
Cool Hand Luke Thomas
Watching countdown and whew ...chills
>>155070194Jon Fitch would wrestlefuck Islam into oblivion
>>155070271there's a canopy over the octagon
>Slamdaddy derangement out of nowhere PFP no.1 got the piggies boilin’
>>155070190doo almost swung on georges for that twirly shit
Poor poor Slampiggy might just hang xherself after BEASTpuria becomes the real #1p4p this week
>>155069974Kek
Mental illness
Bud thinks he’s getting no.1 for beating grandpa goatse
>xhe's scaredShh shh it's okay. The BEAST is coming for Pigslam the cowardly pig next
Hokit is saving heavyweight unironically. If you don't boy him we ain't friends.
Clitia is cumming for Slamdaddy while locked in xer chastity, tragically
I was lightning before the thunder
My boy is still Mick Parkin
wait did ilia really tweet that?
BLACKED PIGGYBLACKED PIGGY
>watching two grown men in underwear fondle each otherWhy are you gay?
Thunder
>>155070527So what if I amGot a problem with that
>>155068613>UFC White House could be canceled as weather forecast predicts Dana White’s worst nightmareNot like this bros...
>>155070468covid era oldfags will remember how guru brought up big mick during the aspinall interview which made tom seethe and quickly change the subject
>>155068817Where are people goings to sit?
im not finning to watch that crap. ill be watching soccerball
>>155068963>>155068982How did Joe get so high off of b real's weed? Too much or too potent. Great episode though
>>155070591Hillary is still running the HAARP
>>155070114Why did he feel the need to let himself get raped by khamzat on camera? His manager should have not let it happen or tell them not to post it. And now going life and death with Shabazian. With the roadblock at 185 he's gonna be put on the shelf for a year waiting for a tile eliminator match to be available. The secret move for allen would be to call out and try to get a fight with Ateba. A prospect who has hype with the cazzies who might turn out to be an easy match for Allen and could give him some prawlspect slayer hype himself.
this card has 0 buzz bru i thought it was supposed to be super bowl equivalent
>>155070703this post and posts like it will be made millions of times between now and sunday across social media
>>155070703No one watches that crap
>>155070756so what
>>155070778I agree you do not matter.
>>155070703They know DDPonald finna stink up the joint with he Jdaddy jizz drenched dementia depends
>>155070792thanks vagueposting king
Tawlts on sean O'malley vs zahabi?
>>155070809
How is Ilia in the clinch?
>>155070809Omalley Masterclass
>>155070809Einmal zerhaben ist genug
>>155070703Nobody cares about a pedo event for the elite
>>155070809Sean by Dr Dabber
>>155070703Combination of many things but mostly because they didn't have Jones the actual greatest of all time in this card
>vagueposting king
>>155070938yeah they should've just had mcgregor or someone on this cardlike sure whatever maybe goobs will pull out but it would make it a big event, no one cares about topturo
>>155070941Oh no man that guy got wojaked you fucking owned him hard
Fuck gaycheese. He crossed a line talking about Ilia’s marriage like that. I hope Topuria knocks Justin’s block off.
>>155071059So Tilapia can talk about Gaycheese's dad but Gaycheese can't talk about Tilapia's divorce?
>>155071080Correct
Those of you out here, posting about the White House card, saying it won't happen, it's going to be boring, I have something to tell you: You do not matter. You do not matter. You go to your keyboards, you make your posts, they do not matter. The people in that cage, our president, they went out there and made it happen while you sat there cheeto dust crusting your meng, typing out this and that. You do not matter.
>>155071096*cums on your post*
reminder that ilia does not defend leg kicks
>>155071096Are you hyped for a chandler or a Bo fight?
what personal line did gaethje cross with ilia?
Ilia got a new purse on embedded while Justin is practicing backflips.
>>155071145I was low key miring that premium leather duffle
So many American fighters and they picked Bo and chandler, Bo is a nepo baby, daddy got him this spot 100% but Chandler? why?
>>155071096I hope Dana reads this bro
>>155071189Thats Dana posting man
>>155071131The leg kicks Ilia landed in that fight were more consequential than the leg kicks Volk landed and ended up completely stifling Volk's kicking offense
bo niggle
Does /heem/ think Karmelo Anthony will get convicted for heeming Austin Metcalf?
>>155071080lol Goythje's pops called Ilia midget. If his son gets heemed dead, he won't have anyone besides himself to blame.
>>155070794FUCK YOU SPAMMY
>>155071131He doesn’t defend kicks in general. Islam would probably mash him with them on the feet, he’s lucky that fight never materialised
>>155071219/nba/ is that way -->
>>155071232But Ilia is like 5'3. He is a midget. There's nothing harmful about that statement.
bon gamin, ville folle
>>155071215Garth's leg kicks are a meme at this point. The last time he decided to bring them back he landed 30 on Max's little legs and they did absolutely nothing. Ilia's leg kicks slowed Max down by the 3rd round which led to Max getting heemed.
>>155071164Dookus is actually the A-side here, he made this happen. He has family working for the government. Dook bros have been pulling the strings on much more than you'll ever know. Bo takes a dive. Watch closely.As for Chandler, his whole schtick is being a patriotic, God-loving moron. He also looks like a Temu superhero doll. You have to put him on this one.
>>155071144ilia wanted to justin to touch his rose but he said no
>>155071285It isn't harmful for him of course. Can't say the same for his goy son that will need diapers after the fight.
Ilia "Thug Rose" Namajunas
>sweltering june heat>thunder and lightening attacks>screwworm flys>mosquitosbeast of a fight mr president
>>155071381they're gonna have to put up a massive mosquito net or a big zapper to deal with the little fuckers. Thunder and lightning during title fights sounds like kino to me
>Cham- ACKKKK
>>155071484>gane had despaigne disguise himself and sub in shameless
>>155071164steve gracia is a b-b-beast of an american b. georgewashingtonesque in his americanness
6 days until the pakis of /heem/ get humbled....
Why cant they use HAARP to clear the skies?
>>155069974based kharitonov post
>>155071562use it for MORE thunder and lightning
>>155070703>super bowl equivalentso trash? it fits
touch my rose, bitch
>>155066298Fuck Dana
Justin's walkout has leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azuSxl9sHmc
roses smell like poo lol
I was lightning before the thunder.
>>155071692That's just your own stench, sukhdeep.
*stalks the prey*
It's a classic matchup. Gane moves like a welterweight but Pereira only needs one (left hook). At the same time Pereira has a glass chin but Gane has no ko power (unless it's a back of the head strike). My expertise would be that Pereira has an advantage since he has powerful leg kick that will slow down Gane and then Pereira needs to adjust his left hook and it's all over. It's a classic matchup.
>>155066298it's over for Justin
I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony; but chaos, hostility and heems.
>>155071786>daughter
Don't talk about my mom!- Michael Chiesa to Kevin Lee as Justin Gaethje clapped
garth is going to winhe has tard power
>Justin crossed a line.>What happened between my ex-wife and me is our business. We may no longer be together, but she is the mother of my daughter.>To everyone insulting her or speaking about things they know nothing about: show some respect.>You don’t have to respect our relationship. But respecting someone’s mother should be one of the most basic codes in life.>Be better.
>>155071786hes right, the goy is dead meat
>>155071786how did gaethje insult her?
>>155071786Garth is 100% heeming this gay midget
Justin should cross more lines. Last time ilia got emotional Ryan Hall nearly ripped apart every ligament in his lower body
>>155070050HELLLOOOOO FROM THE ASKREEEEN SIIIIIIIDE
>>155071846>homophobia + heightismbe better
>>155071843was stating the fact that ilia’s mother is a whore, not an opinion but the little midget is taking it all personal. he will be decapitated by the highlight this sunday
Wow!
>>155071905>looks at flagbe better signed P4P champ 250 years in a row
Heemember when Jon gaslit himself into thinking that Stipe insulted his family? Cazzie brains can't comprehend GOAT stuff
>>155071926comparing apples and oranges b>Jon Jones gaining an edge>midgetopuria being a simpbe worse
>>155071948unfortunately, it's the height. no matter what Ilia does, it will rub people the wrong way.
>>155071786>daughterMy natty hero… it was all a dream…
>>155071926smiff invented this shit
>>155071982this guy never had an issue with height and carried himself with class. ilia is smug and will be humbled on the lawn
Has Dana said if they'll fight if it rains?
>>155071982karma for making fun of volk's height
>>155072066He's said everyone will just take a greyhound to Florida and enjoy some miami aoifes and cantina scran
>>155072066Theres no need to. These guys are fighters not pusies they arent gona compailn about bugs or water like yuor gay ass. They will sinply weem. Respectfully.
>>155072052that guy was seething about some dude for decades straight. dedicated whole gym to producing fighters to beat him. I won't even mention the utterly pathetic shit that went between him and TJ.
Kevin Holland killed my mom. (He didn't but I might have to prophylactically post it into existence to gain an psychological advantage later on)
>WHERES THAT MIDGET AT>ILL WEAR HIM LIKE A TOP HAT >AND YOU CAN CALL ME CAT IN THE HAT
Be better.
“Don’t be a nigger, be something bigger.” – Ilia to Garthje.
Just curious. What food are you planning on eating during ufc freedom 250? And don't say bugs, be better.
>>155071926When Jon does it it's cool, when Gane nutshots an opponent, it's cool, when Chandler cheats, it's ''put on a shirt on, fatass'' but when Gane eyepokes an opponent, it's ''ohh you are sweet''
>>155072190I'm skipping the cardNot a single fighter I care about on it
>>155072190Beef tacos with guacamole, which is what I eat pretty much every day.
>>155071982lankcels just hate ilia because they think that someone whose height starts with a 5 should not be allowed to be confident with their height or carry themselves the way he does
>WE. MUST. BE. BETTER.
>>155072190Steak and miller high life unironically
>>155071926youre thinking of Anthony Smith versus that one guy
>>155071786We must be better men....
>>155072190Going to have a nice charcuterie board paired with a nice white wine
UFC WHITE HOUSE? CANCELLED.
>>155072224so true
>Hugo. What your step-mother did in Miami is not any of our business. We must be better men.
>>155071786>Be better
>>155072229
>>155072190Oh I think you know!
>>155072084Post the webm of him waving his hand
>>155072319Based.
>>155072299
>>155072225yeah yeah pick a dish and see you sunday
>>155072190Has to be something Nordic
>>155072332we go crazy for meat here
Justin will win.
The White House? it's gonna be called The Red House after UFC Freedom 250. I think you know why, if you don't you're about to.
No one gives a shit about ufc 250 Connor will outsell and outhype this card
>>155072357Pretty decent but a lack of bricks and or bugs
>>155072357there's something so quaint about dis doo double straining homemade grasswater for his store bought fries
>>155072374Red whatever aka Rothschild. United Corporations of America. I think you are gathering what I am laying down
>>155072357Volk could never
Ilia's drip on complex is fresh af
>>155072335I dont like that at all b
>>155072396u think he will show for CTE Dolloway
why did he marry some skank from a miami strip club anyways?
>>155072435Yeah 2nd round tko for the goat mcgregor
Conor lol it's not 2017 anymore lil bro dude is a b list athlete
>>155072441Midget mindset
>>155067591chama
>>155072441Humiliation ritual
I've really come to appreciate /heem/ not just as a general but as a brand. Someone like me that leads a fast pace, high demand lifestyle can find great benefit in a community like this one. I just wanted to say "Thank you" for providing me a place where I can comfortably be me as I am. -Ilia Topuria
>>155072441>some skankGirogina is a high class girl from an old money family. She's the heiress to a multi millionaire and owns her own successful businesses Ilia was her boy toy fling she was fucking around with
>>155072441Meng can do whatever he wants
Ilia Ilia Ilia Hop off his cock already faggots
>>155072475>high class girl from an old money family.>multi millionaire and owns her own successful businessesMore reasons why she a skank hoe
Pavlovich would ko Gane this is the best path for us PavCHADs
>>155072475>um ackthually she was a very high profile skank looking to get fucked and passed around in Miami
Shrinking topuria so he fits in my ass and controls with me wires and levers
>her own successful businessesmay we see these "businesses"?
>and controls with me
yeah all realtionships are successful I'm sure you faggots would know
>>155072564I'm literally Pakistani
>>155072541As if he needs to shrink.
gonna need yalls to shut the fuck up
>>155072556Yeah for €14.99/month
>>155072556She owns a nail salon and a spa (non profitable)
why can't they find a nice teacher or scientist or something to marry it's always some spoiled cunt
>>155072397Volk should sell those bricks as merch
>>155072475Her parents are migration lawyers and her companies only exist on paper. She isn't poor but also not the million dollar chick she tries to portray.
Girogina was the one who funded Topturo mansion and Ilia had to settle the custody issue with her outside of court to regain the right to use the gym
>>155072593woman cant be those things they're stupid and bleed from their pussies
>>155072593Jones married his high school sweetheart <3
Pretty funny how Clitia still tries to give off this playboy lifestyle, like McGregor even though he has no money and his woife divorced him after he was unfaithful just one time
>>155072623
They actually mindbroke the little retard
>>155072632is that the one he beat up and cheated on?
>>155072648
Ilia:Ken::Justin:Tito
Don't be a rat cos rats get caught ye?
Eating corn cuz im corny as hell
>>155072593>do something nice for the community by giving young girls some self-defence courses >reward yourself via making the best one the woman for the rest of your life It's literally that easy
Zatdaddy has fought twice since we last saw topiglet in the cage
Zatsonny got dad'd by Big Sean
Eating cream corn cuz shit is corny and creamy or some shit
The smartest fighters have quality women. Rory. Chael. I actually can't think of a third.
About to go down to greggs and get a pork roll and cheeky pint of Stella
>>155072785Josh Emmett
Cub's woman is ideal wife material.
Lifting weights
>>155072785Tony
>>155072785Shut the fuck up you retard
>>155072785Cub wife and Mrs Zombie
the former mrs. garbrandt was the queen of thots
GM3 is 2-7 in his last nine with a 5 fight losing streak. What have you done, lately?
>>155072785dustin
>>155072785nate
I'm making the next thread so don't even try
>>155072785Fatima Kline
UFC 500
>>155072862>>155072862>>155072862
the tafa brothers are suckas
>>155072190Nachos with carne asada and pico del gallo, 100% real American meal
#1P4Puria is such a sexy daddy
