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>>155072448
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indians
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if you're building a franchise from the ground-up, is Bobby Witt the clear #1 choice as your cornerstone player?
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>>155072521
couple posts before limit is just being polite really
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>>155072509
yeah I'd take witt
I wouldn't say clear choice since the greatest player of all time (ohtani) is currently playing and will probably be good for at least a few more years but at the same time witt is the best all around position player in the league and is only 25 years old
just makes sense, but I could see the argument for taking ohtani as well
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>>155072595
>the greatest player of all time (ohtani)
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>hits bombs
>cant hit for average
>strikes out a ton
>plays amazing defense
has there ever been a three true outcome shortstop before?
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Why am I having dreams about kissing Asian women's feet in a Victorian brothel?
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>>155072645
because you want to have sex, duh
and you're a submissive man unfortunately
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Guys, the other generals have been complaining that we are too gay. Let's tone it down this thread. Hell maybe we should start posting attractive women.
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Im a man. A submissive man! Go Cardinals
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>>155072676
I'm a girl tho
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As a cubs girl ugh
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This is the thread
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>>155072645
who doesn't like pretty asian girls' feet?
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That's my Right Fielder.
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>>155072779
>Asian woman dealing
He's losing a ton of money in that pic
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>plows thru thread
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>plows back thru thread
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>>155072779
why does the asian milf look so unhappy? she could be bangin Sal before the end of the night
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>>155072470
TOR: Blue Jays manager John Schneider confirmed Dylan Cease (hamstring) will be activated from the injured list to start Tuesday’s game against the Phillies
BAL: Félix Bautista (shoulder) has kicked off a throwing progression
NYY: José Caballero is at shortstop and hitting seventh on Monday against the Guardians
TB: Chandler Simpson (thumb) remains out of the lineup for Monday’s series opener against the Red Sox
PIT: Pirates general manager Ben Cherington said that Konnor Griffin (forearm) isn’t coming back as soon as originally thought after getting a second opinion from Dr. Keith Meister
SEA: Mariners placed SS J.P. Crawford on the 10-day injured list with a right hand contusion
CHC: ESPN’s Jesse Rogers reports the Cubs will activate INF/OF Matt Shaw (back) from the injured list on Tuesday
LAA: Angels released RHP Taijuan Walker
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>>155072804
based newsposter
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>>155072795
>>155072788
Based PLOWER
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>>155072804
Henlo good awoofternoon awoofternoodle noon frens! <33 hopefully weather stays nice it's been iffy here in Maryawoo
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>>155072779
that guy's a professional ball player? he looks shrimpy
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https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcitykitties/
>the Tigers subreddit is called Motor City Kitties
why are these people so fucking soi
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>>155072784
Bitches name is unironically Ying Yang.
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>>155072809
>>155072815
First and second BASEDmen haha
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>>155072823
based!!
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>>155072804
>PIT: Pirates general manager Ben Cherington said that Konnor Griffin (forearm) isn’t coming back as soon as originally thought after getting a second opinion from Dr. Keith Meister
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Who's ready for Will Warren's perfect game at Cleveland?
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>>155072844
oh god please stay in the other thread
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>>155072804
Sorry, forgot one:
WAS: Remains absolutely fucking BASED
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Please rape me
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soiiners
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Cubs fan from last thread, still in the airport in Denver. My flight might get delayed due to these hailstorms, any Colorado anons interested in meeting up and fucking my ass?
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>>155072676
Okay
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>>155072893
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>>155072893
>>155072901
she iight but now imagine prime Jessie Rogers in softball tights
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>>155072893
ass is too big
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>RHP Yariel Rodríguez designated for assignment
THERE GOES MY HERO
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES
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>>155072893
I kinda look like that but skinnier :/
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>>155072905
I can imagine a whole lot, friend
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>>155072940
you're not a girl frederick
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>>155072860
this guy is a huge f-slur
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>>155072947
is that mandy muse and gracie glam? my gooner brain has a lot of storage space
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>>155072940
I literally have xx chromosomes
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>>155072954
Abigail Mac
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>>155072958
yeah i see it now
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>>155072948
I literally have xx chromosomes
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>>155072971
the funniest thing about this line is you can see him pursing his lips to say
>big ass
but then he changes course to
>great ass
i wonder if he got the line wrong at first or he chose that himself
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>>155072957
>>155073012
Based girl. Now, let's see you post that sweet ass of yours
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>>155073017
Pacino is one of the GOATs. it feels so natural that he changed what he wanted to say lol
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>>155072957
>>155073012
>>155073019
Why are you people like this?
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>Americans complain that Football is boring because a majority of a match is nothing
Then explain baseball?

t. European in Burgerland for the World Cup.
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>>155073028
Probably because she literally has xx chromosomes?
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>>155073028
I just enjoy seeing HOT HOLES and PLUSH CHEEKS my man
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>>155073048
>>155073060
You need to touch grass, troon
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>>155073062
>You need to touch grass, troon
I do?? I'm also a woman. Trans people weird me out desu.
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>>155073028
>>155073062
posting (cis) tits on 4chan is a time honored tradition, leaf
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>>155073025
I'm a fan of a lot of the early work but feel like there's a lot of overacting as he's gotten older
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>>155073084
You're not a woman, fag.
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are the chuds here trying to gaslight or are they genuinely stupid?
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>>155073045
baseball has non stop action under Rob Manfred
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>>155073086
well he is like 90 now so that makes sense. i think he's just been collecting paychecks for a while now. but he was sensational in his prime. peopole will point to godfather of course but he was also terrific in heat, and justice for all, dog day afternoon, serpico, scarface, and scent of a woman. i haven't seen all his stuff yet but i know i have a bunch more really good ones to get through. carlito's way and one of his really early ones where he plays a drug addict are supposed to be great
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>>155073045
The chance to score with every swing and the tension as runners fill the bases is a part of the appeal. The visual of the ballpark and length of the season are also part of the appeal.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jwGlTYg2Xc
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>>155073094
Okay whatever loooollll
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>>155073096
>No, bro. It isn't use trying to Gaslight the general, it's you.
Yeah, sure. Discordtroon.
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>>155073127
tits & timestamp or gtfo
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i skimmed through the backstage dodgers episode on the youtubes and they started the episode with mookie practicing guitar with that guitar guy. mookie plays rhythm parts and the other guy plays the main melody and mookie was struggling a little. i thought it was completely fine, but the mother fucker got too frustrated just started starting cursing up a storm in front of the camera. i couldn't believe it as the audio kept bleeping everything out. that was so cringe, man. come on, mook
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>>155073111
Pacino wasn't in it, but have you seen a recent movie called the Order about white nationalism? I feel like it was kind of like a better and grittier version of Heat and it stuck with me for days. I'm a little ambivalent about his work in Carlito's Way and Heat though I enjoy both those films.
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>>155073147
>It isn't use trying to Gaslight
just stupid, as I suspected.
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>>155073179
No one is buying your bullshit, faggot.
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>>155073162
Mookie the shizz putting himself out there like that
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She posted herself already tho
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>>155073189
sure thing, stupd
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>>155073203
You're an fag. Everyone knows real women don't post on the internet.
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>>155072645
nothing you can do about it
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>>155073165
Heat is one of my all-time favorite movies. I think De Niro is top-tier in it. one of my favorite villains ever. see picrel

I haven't seen The Order but I know it's with Jude Law and Nicholas Hoult. I want to watch it soon. if you liked it, you may also enjoy Shot Caller with the guy who plays Jaime Lannister in GOT
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got a new card in the mail
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Let's get back to baseball, friends.
Or at the very least, let's post some juicy softball backdoors
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>>155073210
we got your panties in a twirl, stupid. you can't even follow your own reply chain.
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>>155073222
>collecting digits
>collecting cards
heh... think I'm gonna call you The Collector.
Add that to your next post in the "Name" field so I can keep an eye on you
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>>155073223
any vids of her shitting and/or pissing?
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>>155073210
She posted herself by accident a couple years ago
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>>155073215
thanks, I'll check it out. I don't watch much film anymore and feel like I lucked out by watching the Order on a lark.
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>>155073231
>>155073243
Well, where is this pic?
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did you guys know that no team that has had a 12 or more game losing streak has ever made the postseason? really makes you think.
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>>155073223
fuck this jeet
>>155073251
lurk moar
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>>155073251
Based Canuck playing the long game to acquire an image of what are likely mid-tier breasts
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>>155073244
>>155073223
damn that's a fatty
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>>155073266
heh... how about you hop on this fatty dick you dirty coon?
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>>155073223
no thanks. female athletes are a huge turn off
t. recreational ball player
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>>155073234
you got it
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>Mets off day
Should I just watch apehoop tonight instead
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>>155073280
heh... how about you recreationally play with my plump balls and sturdy shaft?
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>>155073222
Collecting sports cards is gay.
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>>155073299
Yes, I usually find basketball boring but I saw the first two games of the finals and was engaged
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>>155073299
you are mentally troubled and friendless
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>>155073308
it was awesome as a kid
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>>155073264
It was an ass pic though
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>>155073308
so is sucking dick and you do that all the time
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>>155073293
I wasn't asking. It wasn't a fucking request. Add it to your "Name" field now or there will be consequences.
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>>155073299
nah play PUBG
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>>155073323
Based Canuck playing the long game to acquire an image of what is likely an absolute dump truck and a pair of cheeks that I would gladly split apart
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>>155073325
oh yeah i forgot to add
Go Cubbies!
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>>155073280
normal hot women wearing athletic gear is a turn on though
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Mookie is busy with his side job right now.
His grades will improve again soon.
Keep going, Mookie!
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>>155073342
all that plastic surgery and beauty product
and for what?
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>>155073348
"mookie" is an overrated midget
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>>155073342
yuck look at those ugly plastic freaks
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BRING BACK KIM WTF
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>>155073349
that's a cute
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The A's are playing in Las Vegas tonight
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umps did that to my guy rushing on purpose FUCK EM that was a foul tip
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>>155073355
take that back
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im gay go m’s
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>>155073308
not quite as gay as collecting bobbleheads but yes
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What makes someone like this?
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im a faggot go mariners!
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>>155073406
i wont
fuck "mooklie" and fuck YOU
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>>155073416
real answer? worms
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gayriners kek
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>>155073416
obviously mental health issues
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FAGGOTners
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>>155073425
delete it now faggot
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please mookie don't hurt 'em
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>>155073416
low iron and glosulphates
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is today a JAV or western kinda night?
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im a gay fag go m’s
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>>155073416
There are plenty of weirdos like this on 5chan too.
The point is, they're everywhere in every country.
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mookie can still make sacrifice flies
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just smoked a bowl, comfy on the couch, and ready boo the STINKEES
life is good
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>>155073456
czech casting
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im gay go m’s!
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>>155073463
can you stop pretending that you're japanese
thanks
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>>155073416
looks to me like it might be the Mariners
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>>155072493
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im a homosexual go mariners!
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>>155073476
bit of a chicken and egg situation
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>>155073472
he probably wants to be american
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im a queer with pustulating anal lacerations go seattle mariners!
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>>155073325
I'm sorry
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Why does this guy hate the Mets and Mariners so much?
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>>155073501
start with M
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>>155073456
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>>155073501
Why don't you?
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im leaking oil from my muffler go m’s!
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>>155073504
so why aren't the Migers and Mankees included
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I'm desperate for cock and cum, anons. Aching to feel a throbbing hard cock release its gift deep in my insides. Also I love to collect baseball cards
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i like to sit on the bidet for hours letting the water hit my muffler until i cum go m’s!
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>>155073501
because he's based
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>>155073506
BROTHER you bought 10,000 pornos???????
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>>155073467
Good choice.
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>>155073516
he hates them more
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>>155073506
do you have any western porn?
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>>155073506
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>>155073532
I have about 900 more works to go. Please support me!
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>>155073567
nigga you know how much $MU or $GOOG or hell even $MRVL or $NVDA you could buy for that?????
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LM@O
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im gay go faggotiners!
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZAzwcilHOS/
can I pleease just have one Cleveland e-thot, its not fair
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im gay go m’s!
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im gay go m's!
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I'm going to McDonald's. anyone want anything?
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i have aids go m’s!
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>>155073592
>Leave Mike At Orgasm
What the hell? You got ol' Lean Mike to achieve orgasm (likely using that pretty little mouth) and then you just left him to clean up his mess?
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It's time for Yankees (and Indians) baseball.
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i'm a gender queer go m's!
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im a faggot go mariners!
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HEY HEY WE'RE THE MANKEES
AND SOME SAY WE MANKEE AROUNDDD
>JUDGE DROPS BALL
>VOLPE-JIZZHOLM ERROR
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For me, it's the Washington Baseball Nationals!
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goldschmidt has a personal problem with the guards
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GOLDY TO THE BLEACHERS
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PAUL "MVP" "HOF" GOLDSCHMIDT
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I needa 'ait
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im gay go m’s
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having a first inning lead against a winning team is like winning the world series for the yankees
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i'm gay go m's!
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>>155073577
>$MU

Marvel Universe?
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>>155073612
>>155073623
>>155073629
>>155073652
>>155073657
What did these two teams do to you personally, little bro?
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>>155073639
SOVL GOLDSCMIDT
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im a gay mariner fan and i just got my o ring blown out
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i'm a t girl go m's!
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roki's a good boy who listens to his coaches
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>>155073631
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>>155073665
You’re replying to a terminally online loser whose only joy in life is the fleeting dopamine rush of getting (you)s.

You are the problem. Ignore him.
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i'm a t girl go m's!
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fine I didn't want to get you fuckers anything anyway
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Goldy might be going into the hall with a yankees hat if they pull off 28
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gayriners kek
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>>155073688
Bitch is wasting money on bigmacs just for this joke. What a whore.
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which team has the most overly sensitive, insecure fanbase?
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>>155073665
m'sfags are just unlikeable, they rooted for the Red Sox all those years ago because they got bootyblasted in '01
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>>155073702
>Red Sox
Oh ok, you're a Yankies fan. That explains it.
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>>155073676
hated by the fanbase, mind broken and on the IL if he went to the poodres
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gayriners thought they had it in the bag kek
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FAGGOTners kek
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>>155073699
that would imply her fat ass didn't eat all of it after the photo shoot
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im gay go m’s
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>>155073700
mariners
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i am a fag with pustules in my anal lacerations go m’s
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>>155073699
theyre mickchickens
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i have a festering axe wound go m's!
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>>155073700
Surprisingly not the Dodgers
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>>155073749
True. She's kind of chonky.
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>>155073688
I like this image.
Give me her @.
Now.
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maggots are squirming around in my boy pussy go m’s!
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>>155073699
Those look like chicke
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>they raised mcchicken and mcdouble meals by a dollar
>snuck up on me when i went there last month
>now i see billboards for it
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>>155073781
anon, I....
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>>155073690
he won MVP with my berds
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i have a rotting anus go m’s!
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I came to the realization that there will be Europeans and third worlders that will be coming to America for the World Cup and as a side quest they will enjoy baseball for the cheap tickets and the decent priced alcoholic beverage. Hopefully they get to enjoy the show and change their mind that baseball is boring
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>>155073716
He's not hated by Dodgers fans, at least not anymore.
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i have anal lesions go m’s
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Alright, let's go Jays.
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>>155073611
Quarter pounder with cheese meal thanks
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>>155073809
can't lie, his D-backs MVP season was better
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why did the cards give goldy to the yaks???1?
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>>155073827
He sucked shit his last season
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>>155073826
he got snubbed and never actually won one with them
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im gay go m's!
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>>155073700
yanks fans can't handle when the focus is on other teams
almost all the anti-mariners posting is yankee schizos
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>>155073835
my mistake, i meant his cards mvp season was better but yeah kinda wild
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funny how every japanese person on earth was a mariners fan then briefly a halo fan then they all became diehard lifelong dodger fans
wonder why that is
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>>155073833
It's like that sometimes. We just sent this shitter to the Angels, and he can suddenly hit again.
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>>155073865
Probably because of the popularity of Shohei Ohtani
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GO JAYS GO
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>>155073856
nah marinerfags are just anti-yankee bandwagons and its kinda embarrassing, keep playing fiddle to daddy.
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bobei bobani
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im gay go m;s!
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>>155073881
no! they should be allegiant to a city they have no relationship with and have never been to!
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wait
you're telling me the jints have won 3 rings since the yankees last title?
that can't be right
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im gay go m’s
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>>155073865
It's simply because of Ichiro and Ohtani, that's all.
Me too.
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im xisgender go m;s!
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Anyone have any unique ballpark experiences they want to talk about?
>be me
>2016+1
>sitting back, maxxing and relaxing
>about to watch my MARINERS win a baseball game on a cool summer evening
>a dude and his chick sit in the same row as me, a few seats down
>no worries, it's a packed stadium and as many people as possible should enjoy the game!
>bottom of the third, M's down by one run
>hear this chick whisper to her boyfriend "time to toot!"
>watch out of the corner of my eye as she stands up and shimmies her jean shorts off her plump derriere and down her skinny little frame
>bends forward slightly at the waist
>emits a sharp "toot!"
>fellow fans chuckle
>watch people all throughout the section standing up, unbuckling belts, sliding pants to the floor
>my ears are suddenly filled with the sounds of errant tooting, some windy and long, some squeaky and short, others release a low, grumbling roar
>the rank waft of gas passes by me, I crinkle my nose but don't want to be rude
>the tooting eventually evolves into a "call and response" sort of game between the participants
>I keep my seat and focus on the game, despite the incessant noise and smell of lads and lasses raucously evacuating their asses
>the chick next to me notices that I'm not participating
>waves, holds her finger to her lips, silences the crowd
>I pretend not to see what's happening
>as she stifles giggles and the crowd shouts encouragement, she backwards bunny hops my way
>points her cacaphonous keister at the side of my head
>I hear a full throated "TOOT!" as hot air blasts my face
>mfw
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>No Mets tonight
What game should I watch tonight frens.
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>>155073952
Watch the Knicks vs Spurs
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>>155073929
The Royals, Cubs, Rangers, and Nationals have won titles more recently than the Yankees. Crazy, right?
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im gay go’msss!!!
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Why the fuck do the Phillies have a hobo on their team?
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>>155073952
>ayyyy bippity FAWKIN' boppity badabing gabagool!
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>>155073959
anything before the pre-Ohtani dodgers doesn't count
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what's the deal here is spammy a janitor or mod? how else do you not get b& for being such a fag
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>>155073952
nba finals
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48 years kek
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>>155073963
its a philthy tradition like jayson werth before him
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>tampon gay gays
>giving up hrs to marcelo mayo
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>>155073954
>>155073974
I shall be watching that then i read donald trump is in the house
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the rays had a nice season, too bad it's over
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>>155073856
that's funny because I see more mariner-related OPs than any other team even though there are only like 4 of you here
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Why did you guys leave me in the mariners thread?
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MY TEAM IS FUCKING SHIT AND I AM POWERLESS TO STOP IT
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>>155074001
we didn't know!
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Weird it had to be the Marlins that broke the Rays
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FAGGOTners kek!
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>>155074025
They haven't won a game since Judge walked them off***
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>cleveland indians
>being good outside of 2017
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the thing I like about major league baseball is that every team has played in a world series AT LEAST once
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>>155074034
That too.
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>>155074039
we are shitting our diapies today
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THE TAMPA BAY GUARDIANS
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>>155073909
it's called loyalty and honor bruce not that an australian would know that
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The Yankees have a third-inning lead, btw.
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>>155073865
they were never Mariners fans, they were Ichiro fans
they are not Dodgers fans, they are Ohtani fans
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I just realized that the Irish and Italian flags are very similar.
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Is Alonso going to hit a grand slam or GIDP here?
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>3rd inning lead
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>>155074074
for me its family, God and a good dog
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>>155074095
THEY'RE DODGER FANS
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>>155074118
not cool
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>>155074118
Coward
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Does anyone else ever think about what it would be like to stuff Sarah Langs full of cock? Like with the ALS does she just lie there, does she shake around? Do her arms and legs just flop about as you hammer her cervix? I wonder what her boyfriend thinks about the situation
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im gay go m’s
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My team is shit and ran by retards :(
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in gay go m,s!
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>>155074162
Don't worry, umps will bail you out
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>>155074156
>>155074118
Let's keep it gay M's spam related, please. That's what the jannies like to see
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>>155074156
not cool
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im a faggot go mariners!
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FAGGOTners
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>>155074162
hey buddy /hoc/ is two blocks down
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u can't ban a rotating proxy m'sfaggots!!!@22!!!!!!!!! git gud~!
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im gay go gayriners kek
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gritty guards
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>>155074162
Please, just knock out Sanchez quickly.
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>>155074209
lol ching chong ding dong
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shitty guards kek
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>>155073971
If we banned all the fags, the genny would collapse
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hosey is slow and fat lole
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>>155074025
you mean the Yankees?
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>center cut fastball from a AAA pitcher
>pop out
So this is the power of the mariners offense
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Oh my Yankees frens. What happened there
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>>155074233
>the general would collapse
like that's a bad thing
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uh oh
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Volpe would NEVER
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gayriners kek
>>
im gay go m's!
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>>155074118
yikes
>>
im a faggot with aids, go mariners!
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im a faggot with aids, go mariners!
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how come nobody is talking about the m;s!!!!!>??
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>>155074156
You f*ckin' shitheel, you think that's funny? Internet toughguy, if I saw you on the streets I'd shove my size 13 up your ass!
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mariners are playing wherr are all therr fans? i thought they had morr fans than everyone combined!1!1!!12!$
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>.170
people are calling it the Machado line
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>>155074318
How many years left on his contract?
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>>155074318
>machimpo
future mariner with that batting average
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faggotiners kek
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how does patrick corbin still have a job? does he have blackmail on manfred?
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Hey Faggots,
My name’s John — and I can’t stop laughing at all of you. You act like you’ve got better things to do, but here you are, obsessing over a team you claim to “hate.” Seriously, how much free time do you have?
You pretend to be too cool for baseball, yet you know more about the Mariners’ lineup than half the city. Ever actually been to a game, or do you just critique from your couch like a broken highlight reel?
I played sports, I study hard, and yeah — I’ve got a life. But my favorite pastime? Watching you meltdown every time the Mariners do something clever. Keep hating — it’s hilarious. Come at me with your best shot, keyboard warriors. I’ll be at T-Mobile Park enjoying the real thing.
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faggotners kek
>>
Hey /mlb general/ posters,
My name is Juan, and I appreciate every single one of you. All of you are dedicated, knowledgeable, baseball fanatics who spend every second of their day thinking about our great sport. You are everything good in /sp/. Honestly, you guys are all probably drowning in pussy. I mean, I guess it's fun making lighthearted memes and engaging in baseball discussions, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than discussing Ryan Gosling films on /tv/.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty good at baseball. I was on the Nationals' 2019 World Series team, and won the 2022 Home Run Derby. What sports do you enjoy, other than "America's pasttime"? I also get walked a lot, and have a supportive mother (She just congratulated me; Shit was SO cash). You are all cool dudes who should just keep being ambassadors for the game. Thanks for listening.
Pic related, it's me and my loving mother!
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Pain.
PAAAAAAAAAAIN!
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>>155074347
another blow gays ross atkins masterclass signings, worse than stearns imo
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faggotiners faggotiners
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>>155074347
we're desperate since 7 of our starters are out, honestly he's been okay, he was due for a blowup
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>guardians and yankees are 1 and 2 in pitchers seen per plate appearance
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its going to be yankees, mariners, guardians, jays in the ALDS
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*has a day off*
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>>155074455
>mariners
>jays
kek
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>>155074443
>pitches*
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Naylor!
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>>155074462
good now my mets can claw away at the 20 game lead
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My O is getting gaped
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Mariners grand slam btw

Sorry schizos!

O’sbros sorry these fags are shitting up the thread
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ANOTHER RYMAC OPPO BOMB
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Off that wall should be a homer in cleveland
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How the fuck does Ryan McMahon keep going oppo, it’s such a novel concept (a yankee who can only go oppo)
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M’s seethers are awfully quiet now kek, eat shit faggots
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>>155074499
statpadding off a last-place team
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>getting a hit is like winning the WS for bloj yay fans
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OPPPPOOOOOOO TAAACOOOOOOO
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>>155074530
Hopefully he got banned finally
>>
>>155074530
nobody watches the mariners, get a world series appearance
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got me rally cap on
>>
Is it still that one gay tiggies fan seething about Naylor? Is that why he got so quiet when naylz hit the salami?
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im gay go m’s
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>>155074555
lol yeah holy KWAB
also checked
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im gay go m’s
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im gay go m!s
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>>155074489
based believer x
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im gay go mariners@!
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>>155074555
Nice gets
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im gay go mariners!
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>>155074555
Wasn’t a tigers fan. It was the Yankees schizo pretending to be a tigers fan
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I don't like the Mariners
I don't like the Orioles
I don't like the Red Sox
I don't like the Rays
I don't like the Yankees
I don't like the Guardians
I don't like the Phillies
I don't like the Blue Jays
I do like baseball
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faggotiners kek
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A-A-At least we got a run.
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The mariners obsession just gives us more power
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im gay go m’ss
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>>155074499
>>155074544
>>155074555
>>155074599
>>155074633
Checked
Notice how the spammer never gets digits. God has forsaken xer
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Blue Jays should've won the world series, desu.
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im gay go ms
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>moose porn
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Kek
This schizo saved gay furry porn on his pc, lmao
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gayriners kek
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faggotiners kek u cant ban the proxy
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im gay go m’s
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im gay go m;s!
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>schizo ruins genny
many such cases. happened to /hoc/
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the ump bunker in new york is completely dark? its deep underground i presume?
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How can you be living in Southern California and be a fan of the Angels or Padres when the Dodgers exist?
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>>155074759
don't talk shit about mexicans ese
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>>155074768
Are you referring to the fags that endlessly spam about "Samir", "bud" and "trb"?
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>>155074771
>its deep underground i presume?
its actually floating in orbit to avoid jurisdiction of mlb by-laws
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>>155074768
something tells me you were the key denominator to both gennys becoming gay you gay faggot.
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>>155074787
yes
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>>155074781
This so much! They already smell like shit no need to verbally talk shit about "them"
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faggotiners kek
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YER OUTTA HERE BLUE GAY!
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wtf that was a quick throw out
>>
mariners suck
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>>155074807
Why did they get obsessed with that shit in the first place?
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what was he even roid raging about that was a good pitch
>>
can the Dodgers game start already this is boring
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>>155074759
the schizo is a janny
admins need to fire him
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>>155074859
>Dodgers fan
don't you have some hedges to trim Paco?
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>>155074842
idk i think there is just one sperg who basically lives in that thread and dedicates his life to running his forced memes into the ground. hockey is actually my favorite sport but i barely participate unless my team is playing or its the postseason. /mlb/ is my home base, even though it has its share of retardation i find it much more endearing
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>>155074827
>>155074847
He was yelling at the player to swing, we thought that was mean. So we kicked him out of the game!
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why are marinkeks seething at the yankees?
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>>155074792
international baseball station? aka IBS
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>>155074902
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Wife asked what I want for my birthday. I just want her to wear something tight and slutty
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>>155074927
>I just want her to wear something tight and slutty
for who?
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>It was 5-0
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>>155074939
For me
Not a cuck obvi
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jays are going to lose and hand the cy young to ohtani :(
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Brash for fuck sake
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>>155075002
Gotta make it a save situation to redeem Munoz
>>
YEAH, HOMERUN, WE'RE MAKING A COMEBACK.... hopefully.
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>>155075020
this is the most runs he's given up in like 2 months lmfao
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>>155075008
Didn't know Ohtani went back to the Angels
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>judge is the same height as this guy
why didnt he get cursed with giraffe syndrome?
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>it was 5-0
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>>155074927
Be careful. The jannies gave me a warning yesterday for posting about marriage stuff because it's off-topic.
Spamming gay M's stuff is, apparently, encouraged
>>
faggotners got bullied off the website today kek
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im gay go m’s!
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>>155075020
Nice Jays
Beat up Sanchez even more
>>
oooh! im watching brewers vs a's, they got kyle harrison on the bump
>>
Brash bet on the Orioles
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mariners fucking suck kek
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>>155075086
let me know whenever you're in philly so i can put you in a headlock and spank your ass until it's as red as the period stain on your flag
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>>155075073
>schizos schizopost and annoy everyone
>people leave the thread
retard
>>
POLAR PETE
>>
If only the Sharty was able to kill this site of permanently.
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>it was 5-0
memeiners are the worst team in the al
>>
The fact the mariners cause so much seethe in this gay ass garbage thread makes me dislike them less
>>
Alonso you fat fucking idiot
>>
cannot fuckin believe brash survived that
>>
GUARDIANS TAKE THE LEAD
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faggotiners kek
>>
im gay go m’s
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>>155075202
It’s one schizo spamming
There is no seethe
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>>155075200
At least make your bait kind of believable, they’re like the second best team in the AL dumb tranny
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>>155075238
Don’t even try to act like /mlb/ isn’t constantly full of retards crying about seattle
It’s gotten really old
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is it true that the mariners are the only franchise to NEVER EVEN APPEAR in a world series...?
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>>155075282
A couple Marineranons post way too much and try to annoy people. When they get responses they screech about seething. It’s not real seethe.
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>>155075311
that's what I heard but I don't believe it
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>>155075156
No, it's a drug-addicted town I wouldn't want to go to even if I were paid kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htZCX1Y0ZiA
>>
jizzem
>>
>sending naylor on a shallow outfield ball
/we/ gamble on the bases too much
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>>155075333
There’s plenty of real seethe and the fact you’re denying it and shifting blame suggests you’re one of the seethers
Just stop it ain’t that serious
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>>155075370
based, japs hate seattle kek
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>randy thrown out on the bases for the 3rd time in 2 games
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>>155075443
Seattle is full of jeets and blacks
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>>155075453
At least it was an actual CS this time and not getting picked off like a retard
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>>155075441
I post about my own team. I don’t engage with all the Mariners spam
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>>155075443
>it was really shocking
do they not know how to use the internet or something, how can someone be shocked about seattle being a shithole
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>Philthies
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lol the jaysies really going to help out ohtani here
>>
>>155075466
greater seattle is 75% white + asian
>>
>>155075507
thanks
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>>155075443
Wonder where she went. Seattle is gorgeous as long as you avoid 3-4 city blocks downtown
>>
>>155075441
I promise you no one outside of maybe one or two division rival posters gives a shit about the mariners enough to seethe
>>
>>155075443
I imagine every city looks like a dump to Japs.
>>
springer chasin like wil e coyote
>>
>>155075466
Literally has the least jeets or blacks of any major american city, google is your friend tranny
>>
nice 0 out triple and we can't bring the guy in, that's my jaysies :)
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>>155075590
Speaking of jeets and blacks, just visited Dallas for the first time in 5 years and GODDAMN is it full of 'em
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>>155075539
Kek is this your first day here?
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>>155075539
>>
jax holiday looks bulked up and tubby this year
>>
>bullpen
/we/ can’t trust the pen lately
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>>155075539
t. Just joined the thread five minutes ago and didn’t skim through the first 400 posts of mariners seethe
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>>155075694
Everyone forgot how to throw strikes at the same time, I hope jerry is calling up the red sox and asking about chapman right about now
>>
what a fuckin throw by the retarded dominican
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>>155075534
you mean the place that most tourists are likely to go?

The concept of the core part of a city being basically bombed out full of shuffling zombies like Dead Rising doesn't make sense to the vast majority of the world. Even in Europe they push these undesirables out of the center and into the peripheries and keep the center nice.
>>
Why does Canada pretty much suck at everything in life?
>>
>>155075766
Tell me you’ve never been to Seattle without telling me you’ve never been to Seattle lol
>>
volpe comeback is kino
>>
>>155075790
>tell me you <thing> without telling me <thing>
reddit is that way pal
>>
Incredible challenge Seattle
>>
>>155075766
>you mean the place that most tourists are likely to go?
Uh, no? That’s like saying skidrow is the place in LA tourists are most likely to go
>>
I visited seattle last year and saw more trannies and street walkers there than I ever had in my life
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>>155075824
>reddit is that way
you'd know
>>
>named Blaze
>gets thrown out
hmmmm
>>
>pimp a flyball to center
>sac fly rbi gets thrown out anyways
holy kwab
>>
>>155075865
There are definitely a lot of trannies. That was the worst part of my last visit. Having a tranny waiter makes me lose my appetite.
>>
>>155075903
>Having a tranny waiter makes me lose my appetite

kek imagine being this insecure
>>
>>155075873
I dont get it
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>>155075843
LA's downtown was lame for decades, became gentrified in the late 2000s and early 2010s, and is now a dirty shithole and worse than it was before. But it doesn't make any sense that prime real estate in one of the biggest American cities is just uninhabitable and decrepit. It doesn't make sense in any city.
>>
>>155075920
Sorry bud. It’s viscerally repulsive to see a grown man pretend to be a woman. That voice they affect is fingernails on a chalkboard.
>>
>>155075865
That tends to happen when you spend all your time cruising at gay bars, faggot
>>
>>155075920
You people are genuinely repulsive. At least you could is try and make yourself look good, but no, you don't.
>>
>>155075941
think Sonic you stupid koala
>>
>>155075941
Like he’s BLAZING fast
Maybe that’s not a common phrase down undah
>>
Jays bout to tie it up.
>>
>>155075941
In America we “throw out” campfires with a bucket of water. The blaze got thrown out is the joke
>>
>>155075920
I'm sorry you were raped as a young child.
>>
>>155075957
bodied that freak
>>
>>155075920
mariners fans, everyone
>>
Come on Jays, you can do it!
>>
>>155076032
I am homophobic and a die hard Mariners fan. You’d be surprised how conservative WA is outside of Seattle.
>>
>>155075957
Well your dad does have a nice setup downstairs.
>>
>>155075920
jfc the dumb faggots in this thread are so easy to bait lmao
>>
>>155076071
correct, you fell for it
>>
>>155076071
>Acts like a faggots
>Gets called a faggot
>"L-L-L-LOL BAITED!"
>>
>>155076063
saw trump flags up in snohomish and couldnt believe it lol i thought they would tar and feather you for voting trump in that area
>>
>>155075957
cute. I guarantee you would never say that within earshot of anyone in your shithole city. seattle also has the highest concentration of liberal tranny loving saint floyd worshipping faggots I've ever seen as well.
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>Keller warming up
>>
Mariners are saving their worst closer for last right?
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I fucking love nu
>>155072448
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>>155076071
>joke's on them I was only pretending to be a tranny loving faggot
>>
>>155076175
should we allow it? yes, we
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>>155076137
Plenty of us in the city are right wing as well, we just can’t be as open about it. But yeah go like 15 minutes outside the city in any direction and it’s all trump country
>>
>>155076171
Munoz has been great as a Mariner. Really bad this year tho
>>
>>155075985
that doesnt help
>>155075986
being fast = thrown out?
>>155076006
thank you
>>
>>155076189
went to a bar called gators in kent and it was chud central
>>
here the actual, non-faggot nu
>>155076198
>>155076198
>>155076198
>>
A SOUL CRUSHING HIT BY BEN RICE
>>
>>155076202
Like it’s ironic that he got thrown out
He’s BLAZING fast but he got thrown out, ain’t that funny?
>>
I went to Seattle once and wasn't too impressed. The UW campus was nice though. I was looking through emails to see what hotel I stayed in (it was downtown) and came across a family friend apologizing for all the homeless and filth in the city LOL.
>>
KNOWN SPEED DEMON PAUL GOLDSCHMIDT BEATS THE THROW FORCE OUT RBI

TIE GAME

MOMENTUM IS SHIFTING
>>
>you're a faggot
>no you're a tranny



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