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'gers
>>155076198doyers
go Orioles!
>Philthies
Yankees
>>155076189>Plenty of us in the city are right wing as well, we just can’t be as open about it.holy shit, imagine being so buckbroken by trannies and tranny lovers that you can't openly express your political views
The Indians cursed themselves by changing their name. The Indians are never winning again.
>>155076387Yeah, because they were doing so well before the name change.
Rocchio is so happy to be getting paid 3 million dollars a year lol
>>155076387good. I like that there is a team that's still cursed.
>grish>making that catchwe all knew he was safe lil fella
FUCK THEM KIDS
TIMMY HILL
gg phils
Timm Hill and Tyler Rogers are giving the league fits.
>>155076426>>155076450cucks
GG Blue Jays see you tomorrow
WEMBY FUCKING TRIPPED OVER HIMSELF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>155076918what is that fetish
Anon with the interviews here I am here if you have more questions.
Trump is actually a shitty president.
>>155076945Mal Malloy
whoever is starting tomorrow has to throw a full game
NATS about to beat dem Giants!!1!
>>155077164Yeah I mean the giants fucking suck these days.
>>155077010He's the best and you hate good.
>>155077183How's tel aviv?
GG INDIANS (the team, all the weird ass new fans can fuck off)
>Ben Rice is on deckThere is now a non-zero chance the Yankees win in extras.
>>155077164>we
>>155077261>walked kekini
>>155077331Same thing with Judge.
>>155077285>(You)
These Cleveland announcers are so aggravating. Stop talking about the long ball.
>'dians
yea now fuck off with the long ball talk
Idk which thread we're using
>>155077447This one
Everyone thinks they know the Yankees offense. The truth is that it’s much more balanced than any time before 2017.
No one in the AL has the depth to match the Yankees, not even the Indians. They are gonna sleepwalk to the world series.
>it was the Yankees cant score without the long ballFUCK CLEVELAND’S BOOTH
Long ball? How bout KISS THE 27 RINGS BITCH WE OWN YOU
>>155077380what are they saying?
>>155077474It’s close between the Guardians and Mariners but any edge either team has, the Yankees are right there.Cleveland’s bullpen? Yanks just usurped them in the rankings.Mariners rotation? Yanks just usurped them in the rankings.Rays BABIP? Cole and Schlittler stopped them, they struck out and struggled to score the last outing against the Yanks and are in a tailspin.Jays? Not healthy enough yet, we’ll see.
>>155077555oh and with the Jays, they totally lost home field advantage so it’s going to be rough for them.
Jizz is a problem and not in the good way
Bednar absolutely grinding for the last out.
Yankees win!/mlb/ loses
Bednar using a dead ball kek, umpire caught em.
>>155077645and there it is
gg Indians. Go Knicks.
>Fermin back to back to back days with a home runwhat is happening
Come on Trout wtf
Yankees won./thread/
Spammer faggot ruined the genny for the whole day. A damn shame
>>155077738
>>155077791Nobody has been talking about the yankees at all
Kek /mlb/ is already seething. Can’t wait for the meltdown when the Yankees win number 28
>>155077846whatever, it’s been quiet for a few days now. less is more with these types of threads. probably nba finals causing the slowness.
>>155077768We're all looking at Trump in the NBA finals
>>155077206based
>>155077206crazed (mix of cringe and based)
>>155077866Mfw this picture is almost old enough to post on 4chan
>>155077866We haven't won a rang in almost two decades and the genny still seethes. Manfred could move the Yankees to Nashville a la the Nats and there would still be seething. Good, bad, mid, mediocre, perfect, doesn't matter.
>>155077951kek
>>155077976I know that feelt. mariners chad
O'Hoppe shouldn't be allowed to challenge. Fuck you
>>155077976It’s deranged, there’s always somebody discrediting the Yankees in some way.
Movies are obsolete. I only play video games now. Add a game square to the survey. And instead of fetish do celebrity you want to fuck.
i remember the yankees 20th championship back in 1856. the eugene bridegrooms put up a heckuva fight
sorry schanuel you lost your job
>>155078085My grandfather says this.
28 rings soon :)
>>155077872they've been banning everyone that says "doyerpacos". shit's fucked there's definitely a paco mod here
>>155078080funny since every vidya is trying to be a movie now
WE'RE GOING TO UTAH!
>>155077993I know you're shitposting, but I like the Mariners in all their Cheezburger glory. Wished you beat the blow gays and not just because I don't like them. Raleigh cannot have the HR record thoughever. No non-Yankee should have it. >>155078049The coping, seething, and dilating when we win 28 which (will be soon) will be great. Back to the Knicks.
According to steam I haven’t played a vidya since february Getting old is fucking gay
>>155078248Mariners-yankees ALCS would be kino, I just hope cal and judge are both back from injury and in top form
>>155078080I don't even know who is a celebrity these days
>>155078285Judge is a postseason choker, he should be far away from their roster in any meaningful games.
>>155078467sydney sweeney
Oh Buehler
>>155078467Ryback
>>155078467Erin juj
Nats in the lead, love to see it!
What the fuck is wrong with the brewers? Did they smoke weed before the game
>>155078566I'd throw her a curveball if you know what I mean
>>155078566why is she flashing signs? didn't anybody tell her about pitch com?
>>155078869Your dick is severely curved?
>>155078806The banner is spangled, not the stars
>>155078971The stars are spangled on the banner
>>155078971what is being spangled on the banner? it's supposed to be read as "the stars have been spangled (upon the banner)," not that they are spangled themselves.
PRRRRTTTTTTT BAU BAU!
>>155079018>>155079019I'll spangle both of you with a spurt of my stars
>the poodres will be below .500 by the end of this week
>>155079115but they were tied for first for one game in May anon
>>155078566I bet she has a little bush irl.
>>155078566is this AI?
I tuned into the Knicks for the first time all season in the second half of this game and they been losing ever since
>>155079213drumpf is a cooler
I spangled ur mom
I twerk in a dimly lit room by myself
>>155079304we'd love to see that
>>155079249knicks can't handle the pressure of having el presidente in the house
the threadsplitting today is gayer that mariners fans
>>155079191no this is what qualifies as tv these days
>>155079358marinsaars and thread splitters and trannies oh my
brewers next
spencer arrighetti is an ace and I'm tired of pretending otherwisethe fact he wasn't on the opening day roster says a lot about joe espada
Trump curse struck again on the knicksYankees soon
>>155078566for me it's Elle Fanning
>>155079606the city had to cancel all the watch parties around the arena for the actual fans because of that piece of shit
>>155079622did not think she'd have a badonkadonk
I thought the Red Sox lost the Devers trade, what the fuck happened to Kyle Harrison?
>>155079622>>155079669It's an AI badonkadonk.
>>155079665keep seething lauren
>>155079622Prefer dakota personally.
>>155079711keep licking the boots pointy head
Mom's and Dad's
>>155079705no she has a big ol' butt
>>155079733that's always the comeback loldoes that mean you're sucking the big red dick of your communist overlord you dumb retard?2 more years, then 4 more years of Rubio after that :^)please fuck off to Canada
>>155079711It’s always really weak men and crazy women who try to politicize everything.
my chadres are back!
>>155079784>really weak men and crazy womensometimes that's the same person as in this anon's case >>155079665>>155079733
>>155079730does dakota have a donkadonk too
My A’s are trading the farm for Eovaldi and DeGrom and they will be taking the west.
>>155079695the red sux and giants both lost the devers trade
>>155079778that clan deserves the Romanov fate lol you and the rest of the weak sisters belong in the crab pots lol
>>155079836I'm glad they are moving to Las Vegas. Oakland is a massive shithole.
>>155079836they are occupying tmobile park when the m’s inevitably miss the ‘yoffs.
the reds can't defend against bunts
wait the A's are playing in Vegas right now wtf
>>155079832I think so
Braves still goin strong
>>155079864don't be mad just because you're not resourceful enough to make something of your life. plenty of people climb while others are selfish or would drag them down if they couldno one's gonna come save you and sing kumbayah around the campfire little guy
>>155079894Yeah.
>>155079896i fucked her
buntchads
Alexa, how do I get Elle Fanning to sit on my face?
>>155079887it happened again
>>155079921Based fuckerMy NATS just gave up the lead to the San Fagcisco Giants
>>155079921that's crazy
THREE STRAIGHT BUNT HITS OH MY GOD
ZACK FUCKING NETO UNTIES THE GAME
Rollie in the booth.
>>155079971man's still got it
This genny is dead as fuck during Dodgers' off days
>>155079965Kek
Need some advice. On a red eye flight, three hours remain. About to experience a rough bout of explosive diarrhea. What's the play, anons?
>>155080012There’s a lot of teams off today and the nba finals are on
>>155079905your projecting is very apparent self-soothing behavior. not going into this any further but I did find your attempts at condescension cute.
>>155080034Shit on the nearest stewardess
kek dumbass >>155078302
>>155080034I've had the runs for a solid week. no amount of advice is going to keep the shit in if it wants out.
since Schlitz is being discontinued, and when you're out of Schlitz you're out of beer, are the Brewers going to change their nickname? maybe the Pigs? the Hogs? the Morbidly Obese? something else from wisconsin is what i'm getting at here...
>>155080106Shut the fuck up
>>155080034Drink until you pass out. At least that way when you shit yourself you're not awake for the embarrassment of it
CJ ABRAMS WITH A LITTY RBI SINGLE! WE TIED!!1!I know we haven't won it yet, but this is the only Abrams pic I have ready
>>155080136>>155080101>>155080072It leaked, lads. I don't know how much, but there is rancid, watery shit in my pants right now. I'm afraid to move or I risk disturbing it and drawing attention to myself
>>155080148DALEN FUCKING LILE BRINGS ABRAMS IN!!1! NATS TAKING BACK THE LEAD IN THE 9TH!
>>155080161Just go to the bathroom and stay there. They can't legally kick you out.
>Giants incapable of closing out a fucking gamePlease just execute the entire bullpen.
>>155080161even the biggest retard wouldn't have the slightest bit of compunction about btfo of the one toilet on the plane in that situation>>155080203bruh
Mancini having himself a game.
>>155080223>>155080203Reached down to check the damage, big mistake. Got some on my fingers. Trying to clean with leftover ice cubes and the little drink napkins they hand out
yates can't give up a walkoff home run if you're the home team great thinkin kurt
NATS FUCKING WIN!!1!gg Giants, that was really exciting
Slurpy Yikes
>>155080279did you ever see the cctv clip of the scumbag that shook out a turd from his shorts as he was getting off an escalator? It looked like it was from a mall somewhere in Asia or S. America was my guess. About 10 seconds later, an old man getting off the escalator stepped on it and his foot shot out from under him just like the old cartoons with the banana peel gag and fucked up his back. I haven't seen it in several years and haven't been able to find it anytime I've looked for it again.
>>155080047if you say so comrade
Not putting webb out for the 9th was criminal
>Silseth and Bachman are obviously the best relievers on the team>NO WE HAVE TO GO WITH YATES! HE SUCKS ASS BUT WE HAVE TO GO WITH HIM!Fuck this team lmao
What are these two retards arguing about?
>>155080409stay in school, dweeb
>>155080401Another post because it was so much fun to listen to. What a game
>>155080431>not having a perennial student mindsetdefinitely ngmi
Is Edgar Martinez considered an old school player?
>>155080444I'll do a third because of the trips. Last one I promise
Go Nats!
>>155080420it was to throw off the scouting no one expects the guy that blew his last one run game to come into another one run game, unfortunately it didn't pan out like it did on paper but next time we'll catch them off guard
>>155080453yes everything before 2010 is now old school
>>155080500It makes NO sense. How do you see these two pitchers compared to each other and go >you know what let's make the guy on the left our closer!Stupid ass fucking Kurt
>>155080446I have some shitty buddies that do some really shitty things to people. They're not even knuckle draggers, either. I'd rather sit at home by myself with my dog and internet. Sometimes I feel differently but it passes quickly enough.
>Las cacas de San Diego gets another rare W
>>155080547>the heckin red colors!
>>155080551sorry about that. Idk how many real friends I'd say I have. somewhere between 1 - 3 I guess. I have a ton of acquaintances/mentors but that's different. I have a great family though which I'm extremely grateful forI stay away from shitty people and focus on career advancement/skill dev/investing/working on my character/etcI'm also not a crab in a bucket that would pull anyone else down. I do my best to help people succeed
>>155080556Every win feels like a miracle but I’ll take it. The division still in reach.
when i wake up tomorrow yates better be dfa
Is Sacramento going to get a team? The whole humiliation ritual with the A'sis too much.
anaels kek
>>155080556Can you shut the fuck up already
The Angels fucking suck.
fucking dfa o'hoppe too
>>155080567Yes. They typically show a player's strengths and weaknesses.
>analskwab
Holy fuck bench O'Hoppe right now. What the fuck was that.
lmao
>>155080621Yeah, must be on Houston's payroll.
>>155080621stupid fuck can't hit, catch, field, call pitches, or challenge pitches
Infield hit scores one, double ties it, digits will confirm
>leiter jrkwab…
lmao anals
he literally blocked the plate though
>AbreuDoesn’t matter if he’s safe. Abreu is still a dumpster fire pitcher.
Such a dog shit send either way
I hate this team. They're so fucking ass. They find new ways to be ass every game.Cya tomorrow Astros god damn.
ggs angelsWow we won and Abreu didn’t fuck it up. Very cool
again just a bit more investment in the bullpen and this had been a winevery winter reliever signing has been shit
>>155080756The Angels should sign ryback
>>155080594Probably. Everyone talks about Portland or Utah but NorCal is a more valuable market and they won't have an AL team once A's leave.
I’m a lone wolf around here, I fucking post alone. I don’t do it for (You)s or anything like that because I’m a real man. I can take whatever shit you throw my way, you little fucking cunts. I don’t need anyone to agree with me that the Dodgers will win again, so post all you want about “muh salary cap”. A salary cap is the biggest facade in this sport, the potential of an equal future is better for most supporters because they don’t have the mental toughness to exist in a world where nothing is equal. I live in that fucking world everyday, that’s why I’m the man around here. Keep touching your small cocks over draft picks and untried, unproven players while we do the hard work, not begging for handouts or losing games by 10 runs. Yeah, it might not be pretty or easy at times, but that’s what makes it worth it. When we’re holding up our rings after the curtains close in November, it’ll be worth it.
>>155080756I distinctly remember offering Treinen for international signing pool money and receiving no reply
been some good games today, another one going to extra slurpings
Your team should win every time if you score 5 or more runs.
>>155080883would baseball be better if it was first to a certain number of runs?
>>155080842we'll take treinen if you retain 99% of his salary
this camera angle in Sacramento might be the worst I've ever seen
>>155080919It's in LV's minor league stadium, not Sac. I thought the same thing.
>>155080909in all seriousness I would love to see him shipped off in that sort of trade if we got back whoever they're eyeballing in another system that they'd like to try to develop.
>>155080926Reno Aces?
chadres won btw
>>155080893Fuck no. Games would take forever. Unless it's a mercy rule type of thing.
>>155080938it would make games much more variable in length - some would be over in the first couple innings, then real slurpers would become giga long
>>155080811Good, fuck Portland and Utah. Sac has turned into a decent town over the last 25 years, and although they're faggots, they're our faggots.
giants need a reliever, hoffman for jung hoo Lee who says no lol
I think my male cat has autism
>>155081039A's games are going to be so fucking sad when the Dodgers or Yankees come into town.
they could put a doyers vs A's game as the undercard of a Canelo fight
GG reds
KURTZ
italk studios said soriano is one of like two things the angels have a positive on. what's the other one? trout? ticket sales?
The balls are juiced tonight.
>loses by 1 in your path
>>155081058Your cat will never be a female
Heimchads…
this As game is fuckin electric
thought that was a pop fly lol, went to the moon
>>155081164I just told him that.>>155081159>>155081167>>155081170>>155081172>>155081176loooool
>>155081155they're playing in Coors Field 2 right now
HOLY SHIT ALMOST ANOTHER
Meme gameFuck you As
I thought it was gone
This is great promotion for the new stadium.
>>155081198pilots genny
>>155081223you're in the wrong general
im gay go pilots
>>155081241lol
>>155081256liar
>smellich
these fans are so retarded like why would you yell to someone taking a high leverage at bat “dont do it” xD
well, /mlb/, what's the next completely retarded thing to happen?
Will Uribe do the crotch chop again? Also will they lynch him or hang him this time for doing it?
Watching Field of Dreams for the first time ever, about 2/3 of the way through. Feels like "Boomer Daddy Issues" the movie. /mlb/'s thoughts?
>>155081318I prefer the game that was played in 2021, did you know there’s another Field of Dreams game scheduled this year in august?
>>155081318I watched it when I was young and on acid, and all I ended up watching was the rainbow around the entire TV. Sorry, can't help.
>>155081318don't worry sometimes boomers and genx will try to gaslight you into liking their slop
>>155081336How do you get acid?
>>155081343Basically, know an art student.
how is there still baseball going on at 2am
What a monumental fuckup to allow that steal.
Based Turang>>155081363Meme game, most HRs in any game this season
I can't watch the rest of this slurper
>>155081343used to be extremely easy to buy off the darkweb because they just hide the sheets of paper in mail - pretty much impossible to detect. Not sure if thats still the case because ive been teetotal for like 5 years
Suarez is looking in top shape
>>155078049The rest of New England hates NY fans because they're incredibly obnoxious and aggressive, even to kids
Brother, Langeliers went 483 feet? Who’s windshield did he destroy?
IS THIS FUCKING GAME AI GENERATEDIT'S ALL JUST OFF
How the fuck was that an out? Foot was clearly off
>>155081144do you think his dad chuckled when he named him Nicholas?
mcneil looked ready to go home
mest legend
>be A’s>score 14 runs>loseMariners run that division and it’s not even close.
BrewGODS
That was only game one of the series.
GG Ayys bros
That was the fakest game I’ve ever watched…
Fellow BrewCrewsNow that was a ball game
>>155081450Cub fag crying
A's pitching is just genuinely that terrible, what's the Broors excuse?
>>155081458Insane game, still came out on top
>>155081440>be As>score 14 runs in first ever Vegas game>lose
Still time to get back to the tables before they gotta play again tomorrow.
It’s safe to say that they covered the run line.
>he took the under on the run line
>>155081482Ashby played like shit, hopefully he was just hungover
lol think of all the buckbroken gamblers who lost bigly tonight
>>155081503any relation to Alan Ashby?
>>155081503He kind looked like shit the last time he pitched.
>>155081508Nephewhttps://www.postcrescent.com/story/sports/baseball/minors/2018/08/03/milwaukee-brewers-wisconsin-timber-rattlers-mlb-milb-crowder-college/893667002/
>>155081327I'm 36 my man, the same age as Kevin Costner's character. And just like him I'm married, have small children, and have a mortgage. Unlike the character I'm not yearning for the approval of my dead father.>>155081326>>155081336>>155081341Just finished it, the last 1/3 was better than the previous bits. Sweet ending, but overall I felt like the film was overly weepy. Glad I watched it regardless, James Earl Jones and Ray Liotta were fantastic
Who’s buying from the impending Boston fire sale? Probably the Mariners.
>>155081538Brewers will nab Chapman.
>>155081538I thought big papi said john henry wants to win?
>>155081554Don’t they have Miz available out of the bullpen though?
i had the over
Sproat is gonna give up so many homers tomorrow lmao.
>>155081581can you still win your ohtani world series wins over now that he's on the dodgers or did you tie it to the angels?
>>155081605i tied your mom
>>155081528I enjoyed hearing about it.
>>155081612which high school is this?
>>155081538Jaren Duran to the Padres
>>155081612Based enjoyer
Trout hasn't had a walk off hit since july 2015against Koji Uehara
>>155081612who is this young prospect
Jazz looks like a good fit for Vegas
im gay go mets
>>155081921Based homosexual
>>155081921We know.
>>155081921Fuck my boricua ass
>>155080580lol nothing to be sorry about. It just got me thinking about how the nature of arguing on the internet is different than real life and how two friends in particular put their fists through people's faces for far less and act like they're actually laid-back people. One of them is apolitical but definitely coded in one direction. I think what perplexes me the most about him is that one of his parents has been a federally appointed state judge for many years and he acts like a low impulse control neanderthal-too often for me to want to be around on a daily basis. I generally think of myself as someone who tries to help people like you also but it's probably more enabling behavior then helping in some cases.
>HRs in the Vegas series are gone in 0/30 parksbigger meme field than coors or yankee stadium
>>155082078Or Wrigley.
>>155082078>west coasties think yankee stadium is coors field you don’t know ball.
*bat flips a double play*
>crumpetsnot real
>>155082128are you the red sux brit? formerly?
>>155082172No, I'm the Mariners one. I think the Red Sux guy was a Scotsman. I've not seen him around for a bit.
I don't know why I mentioned he was Scottish, as he'd still posting under a bong flag, so there'd be no way of knowing unless you asked him. It was completely irrelevant to the question.
>>155082215nah this is like how i can tell the west coasties apart from the elite humans. proof is in the pudding/you’ll know them by their works. why do you watch that team, anyway? are you sadistic?
>>155082215there's another Scot who supports the D Backs but I'm not sure if he's appeared this season.
>>155082224Yeah that's true enough. Stick around enough and you get the measure of different posters. As for why I picked the Mariners, last year I decided I wanted to get into baseball, so I thought I'd pick a team at random so I had schedule I could follow. So I picked the Ms, and then found out after the fact they were on the best run they'd been on for like 20 years. They're just my team now. Say what you like about them. I love them. I learned the sport through watching Mariners games.
>>155082231First time I've heard him mentioned honestly. It's cool to hear of other bongs enjoying baseball.
>>155082275Cool story bro, see you next season when you become a Dodgers fan again.
>>155079665Based. City people deserve to be miserable.
>>155082304When I was picking teams, I excluded the Dodgers and Yankees from the list.
>>155080893Stick to cricket queer
>>155082319Stick to cricket queer
>>155082326Stick to counting beans, Pedro.
>>155082319Why, you think it makes you better? Stop virtue signaling with the lovable losers crap. Hint; if you keep trying to force being a fan of a lovable team, free thinkers see through the disingenuous act. It’s like seeing a leopard in a bush. You should’ve just became an informed fan of a good team who knows about their history and their greats like Duke Snider lol.
>>155082333trips confirm
yea im blowing up the genny later thx for an excuse britfag
>>155082309Stick to cricket queer
>>155081600He'll go like 5 scoreless because baseball*crosses fingers*
>>155082327first of all you’re the away team cocksucka, baseball is AMERICA’S passtime.
>>155082333>Dodgers fan>Free thinkerO kek! I excluded two teams and picked at random out of the rest. It was a shot in the dark. I didn't know anything about the remaining teams, but what I did know is I didn't want to be a bandwagoning faggot.
Long live the Dodgers!
>>155082361Keep exposing yourself, fella. It's OK to assume things about different fandoms when you're trying to fit in, but just admit that you're trying to do so by hating the Dodgers. Nobody cares. We've already sniffed out your true nature and the fair-weather nature of your countrymen, you’ll be gone in a year or less.
>>155082384Stick to cricket queer
>>155082384depthspie plz stop
>>155082384No one was talking about the Dodgers until you brought them up. Now you're crying about how I'm "hating" on the Dodgers simply by not wanting to follow them? What are you, some kind of Jew?
>>155082401Stick to cricket queer
>>155082321whats up your ass
*yawn* BORRRRINNGGGGG
>>155082401The point is that you don't want to follow them, because you're weak-minded and let some spamming trannies trick you into joining their side. You're exactly what they're trying to get you to be. You're just a little brother who follows. I mean, you said it yourself: you don't want to join the bandwagon, but you discovered that the Mariners were having their best season in over 20 years, so you're bandwagoning them for because you're too weak as a sports fan.
>>155082415I wasn't in these threads at the time of picking a team. /Mleb/ had zero influence on that choice. If you weren't illiterate, you'd have seen that I mentioned I learned that they were on a generational run AFTER I picked the Ms, not before. You don't understand laying in the bed you've made for yourself because you lack any conviction at all. Which is reflected here.
Now go get your fuckin' shine box
>>155082415>>155082437Stick to cricket queers
You could say I knocked that bozo for six.
>>155082437You're leaving before the next season. Nobody cares about your failed LARP, so keep fitting the mold of a drone and stick to cricket, queer.
>>155082467hit racism for six mate
>>155082478That ship has sailed, Bruce.
split his cheeks boh
>>155082471Yeah, and I'm playing shortstop for the Mets.
>>155082491shouldve backed a team no one cares about mate
gn allchads and queers alike
>>155082497Here, as an american who enjoys the american passtime, enrich yourself on the former Met SS Tejada: https://youtu.be/iL2KsomXxbU?si=Ragm3AhH6s357mB7
>>155082508You do the right thing. You're Australian. You fuck a couple of kangaroos and get too drunk. The koalas start talking Hindu when you take acid, but at least your team makes logical sense and isn’t clouded by some odd hate boner. You might have watched the WBC. You probably saw Travis Bazzana, who is a top rookie. He's versatile and quick. He's Australian. You are not transgender in my book.
>>155082548trvke: ive probably watched more baseball in the last 12 months than 80% of this gennyalso shot 81 on the golf course yesterday (verified)
I don't even hate the Dodgers kek The eternal victim!
>>155082548also get off my dick
We're all fellow MLB baseball fans, let's get along!Our enemies are the outsiders—soccer, NFL, NBA, etc.Crush the infidels! Crush the infidels! Crush the infidels!
>>155076918no wonder you're all fat
>>155082766>low t. coded image
>>155082766>man hands
Reminder that the Rays have the best record in the AL.
>>155082333>>155082384>>155082415>>155082471bodied that freak
The only person who got bodied around here was your mum, first by me and then the rest of the fucking genny.
I don't give a FUCK
Unless your mother is in town, of course. No offence.
>>155082361based non-bandwagoner
>>155082361cringe bandwagoner
I started getting into baseball and Dodgers when Ohtani joined them in 2024, I don't really know any of the Dodgers players before that.
>>155077010DOGE didn’t even save us money
>>155083103Turn your monitor on.
>>155083198Stick to cricket queer
>>155083060This guy gets it
>>155079665The watch party was at Bryant Park instead. It’s like a 20 minute walk from MSG. NYC is an actual city, remember.
gm :^)
>>155077010lil fella doesn't know that congress votes on foreign military sales and they also allocate sales to qatar, ksa, jordan, egypt, etc
>>155083218Incels in this genny get in a tizzy when you mention things actual sports enjoyer understand instinctually
gm
I tried to get into non American sports and couldn’t. I don’t understand how foreigners just “pick” a team at random and become fans.
*throws 97 right at your head*
>>155083345Framber that's ILLEGAL HOW DARE YOU
>>155082319This is weaker than bandwaggoning. You let strangers mind-rape you into excluding the Yankees and Dodgers before you even knew the game? I picked the Yankees as a kid because they were the best and I could back it. confidence > fear of popularity.
>>155083404based plastic customer
>>155083404Good for you man, I really don't care.
All you have to do is support your favorite team.It's okay to support the Chunichi Dragons.
>>155083519i became a baystars lifelong because of trevor bauer
>>155083519I know this a Carp genny but I support the Hanshin Tigers
>>155083565That's wonderful! I'm a Chunichi Dragons fan.Neither team is particularly strong right now, but let's continue to support them!
>>155083641LUM-chan kawaii desu
>>155083519Hokkaido why do they fight ham
>>155083519I was in Japan earlier this year when the Dragons played the Japanese national team. I watched the game in a bar, in which there was a lone Dragons fan surrounded by his fellow country men and women donning the Samurai Japan jerseys. He was ecstatic for a short time when the Dragons tied the game, and even more so when they scored the ahead run. Though when Japan scored 5 runs the very next inning, he finished his drink and left.
>>155083662Yes I love LUM!
Marines /lifelong/.
>>155083697I'm not entirely sure either, but I think it's simply a combination of the company name Nippon Ham and the word "fighters."
>>155083737Yes, I felt the same way, haha.
>Last Phillies pitcher prospect to pan outAaron Nola, 2015>Last Phillies hitting prospect to pan out Ryan Howard, 2005I cannot stress how fundamentally miserable the Phillies farm system has been for the majority of my life.
>>155083773It was a good effort by the Dragons in any case.
>>155083817thanks
>>155083799i wouldn't say bohm didn't pan out just because he ended up not being as good as people hyped him to be, or because he's having a poor season this year.
>>155083838He was billed, by the team, as a generational hitter. He's a broke man's Luis Arraez. He panned out as well as Mark Appel or that guy who raped a girl and disappeared
>>155083878>that guy who raped a girl and disappearedbased bauer
marinerds kek
good morning mariners nation
>>155084267Gm
>>155084293
>>155084293Gm
>>155084374gm
it's almost 9 am you bums
>>155084432It's a Saturday, right? What day is it?
mariners btw
>Mr. Ohtani draws a lot of water in this genny. You don't draw shit, Anon. Now we got a nice, quiet little baseball thread here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you fucking and sucking around, bothering our jannies, Anon. I don't like your jerk-off spam. I don't like your jerk-off bug-posting. I don't like your jerk-off doyerpaco posting, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
>>155084606kek
>>155084614no, it's cringe nerd shit. he should be trying to do sometthing about it IRL
>>155084649what in God's green earth are you blathering about?
>>155084636Imagine deferring $680 million just to look up in the standings and see yourself getting cleared by a guy named after hibachi food and a rookie from Oakland.
>>155084683kurtz is not a rookie
>>155084636I hate Nick Kurtz
>>155084374>>155084389gm gmmy ww2 vet great uncle was a Dazzy Vance guymy dad was a Duke Snider guy as a kid and probably settled on Koufax overall before he passed a few years agothe biggest first moment I remember was the Joe Ferguson hr in 1980. tapping into the memory of that feeling it felt better than the Rick Monday homer, Kirk Gibson homer, Freddie homer etc. I know it's only because it was the first time I'd seen anything like it. I think one of Pedro Guerrero or Steve Sax was probably my first favorite player on the team. It's currently Yoshi. I'm pretty sure Kersh will probably be my number one overall when the dust finally settles.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsfmSiE763Q
>>155084754The fuck did you just say, honky?
>>155084754and there it is...
>>155084798
Colson Montgomery's identical twin brother Braden is getting called up today.
>>155084606it would've been funnier if you had said "beary poster" or something like thatinstead you had to make it about ohtaniwhich makes the post unfunny and tl;dra missed opportunity
are the A's going to keep their AAA affiliate in las vegas after they move the mlb team there
>>155084812>Colson Montgomery's identical twin brother Braden is getting called up today.>Braden Abraham Montgomery (born April 16, 2003)>Colson Kade Montgomery (born February 27, 2002)>Colson Montgomery was raised in Holland, Indiana>Braden Montgomery grew up in Madison, Mississippi
>>155084606the Mind Fucker will sort you out the next time he emerges. watch your back.
>>155084775>Gibson??
Saw a headline saying Bo Bichette to Red Sox after signing a large contract with the Mets. He never fell in love with the Mets he was only ever there for the money
>>155084911They were separated at birth.
>>155085017the father must be so proud
>>155085086farthers
>>155085017hmmmmmmm
>>155084945I missed the original post/thread moment, and it took me a couple months to figure out wtf you guys were talking about
>>155085126>who's "who's gibson?" ?
>>155085160the mind went to Bob Gibson and thinking it was some thinly veiled racial thing. It was all very confusing.
>>155085160Who ever it was, surely they are taller then 5'2
Steven Vogt sucks. They just give Manager of the Year to whoever manages the smallest payroll playoff team.This dude pulled out a guy who hits .355 against lefties just because it's a lefty-lefty matchup and the manager's handbook says so
Braden Montgomery being called upIt's happening.
>>155085160>bob gibbs' son
>>155085268but Hoskins is batting .157 vs lefti~~err nevermind
>>155084973Jeez white sox how many Montgomerys do you need?
>>155085268Tim Hill is a tough lefty.
>>155085266why is he dressed like a grade schooler from 1994
>>155085266imagine if you could have that other half of the jacket in the same colors
>>155085310Montgomeriiftfy
>score 14 runs>lose
>>155085266What’s wrong with him
>>155085405That N better not stand for what I think it stands for
im gay go mariners
kek
Why do the Dodgers have the highest war crimes committed by team?
Identical twin brothers Colson and Braden Montgomery taking a selfie at O'Hare airport.
Mariners catching strays on an entirely different board>>>/v/740705156
when is someone gonna step in and put a stop to the International Dodgers Forces
>>155085565how have the cubs held on as long as they have if their pitching is that shit?
>>155085565now think about how often the offense looks like shit and that's supposedly the gold standard of the league
>>155085583MDS on the rise and spreading!
>>155085590Who said their pitching is shit? I’ve argued that they have a ballpark advantage for their own pitchers but that’s about it.
>>155085485What do you think it stands for?
>>155085565nice projected best pitching staff you got there massholes
>>155085583Not even video game nerds like the Mariners.
>>155085601Mariners Dick Sucking?
>>155085624Neat?
don't the marinsaars have their own general?
containment thread***
>>155085583kek memeiners kek
>>155085583
dodgers!
>>155085758Raynkees.
>>155085798would
im a fat worthless whore go mariners
>>155085798AOC is the only Dodger commie mommie we accept 'round these parts
im a gay slut go mariners
>>155085878*future POTUS AOCNithya is a lovely human bean as well
>>155085798>>155085906any vids of her shitting and/or pissing?
>>155076198Banana.
>>155085798Is she going to be a female west coast version of Mandummy?
>>155085946I eat like this
>>155085798>Makes a speech that will concede mayoral race>Still advances to the general election in November
>>155085583there was a nintendo direct today? did they announce anything?
>>155085933checkedas much as I would go to the ends of the earth to watch them if there were I hope not>>155085955I'd be happy if she's just better than Bass, but she does have R'z>>155085984glorious
>>155085985>did they announce anything?theyre rereleasing picrel on the switch 2
recycle soon>>155085967>>155085967
>>155085946he really gon steal that from jazz?
nu>>155085967>>155085967>>155085967
>>155086023and there it is
>>155082275Based bong, basically me when I was a kid and we broke the AL win record. Been stuck with them ever since. Genuinely best chill fans you can find.
>>155085798Prattsisters.....
