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'stros
berds
Crew.
they got tucker's chin right
not truck bro, but truck. Marniers BTW.
>>155086056they got ohtani's eyes wrong
luv me m'ssimple. as.
>>155085967my wildcardinals :)
Mongomerus is happening!
go philssomehow after the start they're only two games behind where they were this time last season (38-28 vs 36-30)braves have to fall back down to earth at some point, right?
My Os are going to get swept and /mariners love board/ is just going to laugh at us
Bought a new house with a bidet. The nips were right. I'm never shitting without one again.
>>155086118your dude wipes, bro?
>>155086116Mariners? You know it's been 48 years and they've yet to even set foot on field in the world series? Crazy, I know.
>>155086116>My Os are going to get sweptdon't hold your breath, this is my mariners you're talking about.
>>155086056nothing personnel Kyle Tacos but you'd be the first one I'd consume of the group
>>155086116Nah we’re only capable of sweeping the asstros, you’re taking at least one from us
>>155086056freddie freedom fries
>>155086134barves are anti American and don't support American business
>>155086141Posting this in every thread when you’re not even a marlins fan is crazy work forAbsolutely mindgaped by the M’s
>we strike fear into people nowThis is my m's we're talking about
>>155086116Lol /we/ don’t sweep 4 game sets O’sbro /we/ can’t hit LHP, Rogers prob lowers his ERA a run today
>>155086169>seething at the fish
>>155086100most dangerous team imo because everyone is ignoring them. kind of has a similar feel to how everyone forgot the Nats were actually good before they finally broke through.
I was feeling nostalgic recently to play zelda oot for some reason but now I hear there's a remake or something coming soon so I should probably wait and play that. anyway go dodgers.
im gay go m’s
today: pirates https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io9IQ1v43rQ
>>155086243play the nes original
im gay go browns!
My cat just took a fat diarrhea shit on my new rug and made me spend my whole lunch break cleaning it up. Is this how it feels to be a janny?
My pirates hanging in there in the toughest division in baseball this year. The season is normally done by about this point so its been a really good year.
>>155086259when i was 6 years old I went door to door selling those shitty chocolate bars in the white wrapper for little league trying to get a bmx bike which was the 1st place prize for selling the most. some paco won because his entirely family purchased boxes of them. Instead I got the 2nd place prize which was an NES with Mario/duck hunt, punch-out, and Zelda. I've played and beaten that game more times than I can count.
>>155085967>The Reds are 2-8 rnYou know what is there a team thats lacking a superstar rn more than the Reds. Also its Mets gameday today!!!
>>155086243>>155086259>>155086317I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot
>>155086317why didn't your family have your back vato
>>155086344I got 2nd place so I must have sold a lot of them. also mexican families are huge.
>>155086317that shit's better. you already have a bike !
>>155086317Why would a paco want a bike when he’d probably already stolen a dozen of them by that age?
>>155086373we are black now?
>>155086273a dog wouldn’t do this
>>155086322She's so attractive, it makes you wonder why Hollywood has been giving us goblinas and walled hag actresses for the past decade
Nintendo is gay play CRPG's and the witcher like an adult.
>>155086366no definitely. I think i did have a bike already, I just wanted a new one. I got more mileage out of the nintendo tho.
>>155086416adults don't play video games
>>155086416This is an elden ring genny
>>155086398you know why
/mlb/ is an outer wilds genny
>>155086380I just wanted to be racist so I forced it, you’re correct it would make a lot more sense with a black. Please forgive me
Cal homered on the first pitch he saw then popped out in his second AB just now. free game on mlbtv right now.
>>155086462Based cal
>>155086317good lord, name?
How the fuck do the Brewers have a 106 run diff
>>155086072Based
>>155086634They are cheating
>>155086634illegal sign stealing
>>155086634I am not smart enough to answer
>>155086634they gaped the cubbies kek
>>155086116I wouldn't be so sure, Birdbro.
At least the team is not in last place to stay.
>>155086634they only win in blowouts when they can sign steal
This is actually an osrs general
>>155086634
>>155086203they don't have a single above average right handed hitter. maybe that will be bohm, who has been hitting well for the last month.starting pitching is still a strength for them, but not like it was. more top heavy now.
>>155086672FUCKING THIS
>>155085967are the yankees gonna blow it?
>>155086825yeah, it was a bit of a lazy comp. I was looking at it mostly from the pov of a seasoned core being close and being able to lean into underdog status and sort of fly under the radar. I know they have their issues, but I think of them as being uniquely scary in the league.
>>155086832>are the yankees gonna blow it?they already have. for the past 20 years.
GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIME>GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIMEGET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIME>GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIMEGET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIME>GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIMEGET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIME>GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIMEGET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIME>GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIMEGET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIME>GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIMEGET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIME>GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIMEGET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIME>GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA, IT'S TRIPLE A GRAND SALAMI TIME
>>155086825adolis garcia has been nuts in his last 8 games, looks like he could continue to trend upwards
Which AUSL team are we rooting for?
would you rather have an evenly mid career or have a sub average career but with 1 mvp candidate season?
Tourist here. Are the A's actually kinda decent now that they're going to Vegas (Sac atm) or are they still phenomenally dogshit as fuck?
Why are the comments on baseball youtube videos always full of retards seething about innocuous things or rules they don’t even understand?>ump misses a strike call by >.1”>FIRE THIS UMP AND RAPE HIS KIDS, HE’S CLEARLY BEEN PAID OFF>player attempts a bunt single>HE’S A CHEATING PUSSY HE SHOULD SWING LIKE A REAL MAN, THE PITCHER SHOULD THROW AT HIS HEAD>pitcher accidentally hits a batter>GET THIS GUY OUT OF THE LEAGUE AND CHARGE HIM WITH ATTEMPTED MURDER>guy hits an infield pop up with no one on base and two outs>THAT’S AN OBVIOUS INFIELD FLY RULE HOW THE FUCK DID EVERYONE MISS THAT It doesn’t even seem like most of these baseball fans actually like baseball
>>155086956>that sinking feeling
>>155086634pocket pancakes
>>155087010it’s just typical incoherent boomer rage. they can’t stand it when reality doesn’t conform to things they misremember from their childhoods
>>155086969THIS MARINERS RUN HAS ME GETTING EXTRA ACCOMMODATING FOR THAT GRAND SALAMI
>>155086938i think they will need adjustments if they want to stay in it. whether that comes internally or they have to try to make some trades, i don't know.>>155086970he's hitting left handers well, but they probably need a platoon partner for him. they gave him $10m so he'll probably get a lot more rope either way.
Whomse
If the Os win today, /mariner love board/ end?
>>155087102Oh god i forgot a word. Please ignore this post.
>>155087102acknowledging this post
>>155087102Yea I'm looking at this post alright
>>155087102interdasting
>>155087114it's too late
>>155087102This question doesn't make sense. Are you dumb>>155087114Kwab
>>155087102Monitoring this post
>>155086190I already told you as the resident Marlins fan that I hate it too because those colors are more like the Dolphins'.
>>155087239actually I'm the resident Marlins fan and I'm gay
it's up!>smith is kill
I want a feedback.
im gay go mariners
im gay go m’s!
>>155087379Ayy, ya heard about the good news?Y'all sleeping on me, huh? Had a good snooze?
what do we do now that /mlb/ is dead?
>>155087434Laugh at the gayriners
>>155087102it has always been the /mariners lovers board/ and it will always be the /mariners /lovers board/. doubly so when we lose.
>>155087370it's a massive luxury to be able to give him extended rest
>>155087493dodgerchads run this genny
MAX MUNCHEESE
>>155087572for me it's freddie french fries
>>155087553los doyersfags are all too busy posting on reddit
>>155087593>Not Frenchie Freeman
76 minutes until first pitch.
>>155087370my goat gets some ABs
Who's ready for Gerrit Cole's perfect game?
>>155087434I’ve been using reddit unironically It legit has better baseball discussion and no spamming faggots who need to commit suicide
>>155086634Their division is lowkey ass masquerading as a strong division
>>155087010There's this one asshole Yankee fan I graduated high school with that has a dozen YouTube accounts just to bitch about how the Red Sox beat the Yankees in 04. He's your typical New York asshole that thinks he's street but lived in Manhattan and moves to Florida when the money gets tight. It's funny because he just got arrested for resisting and his mugshot is funny. He actually was an actor too. Was.
>>155086317Lmao I used to use my small allowance to buy as many of those chocolate bars as I could. Ours had almonds or peanuts or something in them. I’d by 4 or 5 and stash them hidden from my parents
>>155087671I tried reddit but the way they talk is somehow gayer than the cubs girl on here, also they have the troon flag posted everywhere and it just feels odd and cultish
>>155087697All aspiring actors and directors are sociopathic cunts. THAT is the type of theater kid to watch out for. Not the LOL SO RANDOM TOO MUCH RITALIN type
>>155087744Yeah the Finch from American Pie type but not funny
>>155087697Holy shit I think I know who you're talking about. He used one YouTube account posing as his girlfriend at the time. Then he cheated on her and got HER fired from her job. He's on the 1997 World Series video saying Go Marlins and shit. Yankees and Marlins?
we're at ebaums
>>1550877849gag has better baseball discussion
>>155087698weren't they overpriced tho?there was always at least one family who would steal the money or the chocolate or both and claim they were robbed or something kek
>>155087794fark has better baseball discussion
>>155087810ifunny has better baseball discussion
>>155087827digg has better baseball discussion
pfma
>>155087744Am I the only one in America that despises Thanksgiving Day parades? Wow another broadway performance with lip syncing. Yay
aol chat had better baseball discussion
only oldcums 'member the mlb.com comment sections
>>155087857The shitposting that would happen in AOL chatrooms during playoff games in any sport
>>155087855I don't feel bad for Broadway. Hope it declines even more than going to the movies does. The raging they did over Timothee Chalamet was epic
>>155087857alt.sports.baseball has better baseball discussion
>Hey Anon, you're watching the Os and Mariners game right?
>>155086100LOL we all know the Braves won't do shit in the playoffs
for me it's picrel
>>155087892And then when the Phillies beat them in the playoffs, Atlanta will just say who cares it's football season That's all they care about. Braves games are just an excuse for them to drink and listen to shit country music
>>155086317damn the new Ocarina of Time remake looks crazy
>>155087855I’m so happy.
>>155087873I had to force myself to step outside and touch grass for a few minutes to be able to offset feeling nostalgic about old virtual spaces
>>155087880i have to see two shows in about a month what do you recommend
>>155088088Hope you go broke
>>155087855>>155087974HERE'S A MARCHING BAND FROM A MIDWESTERN STATE WE DEFAME EVERY SINGLE DAY HERE IN MANHATTAN. SO NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US
>Stephen Nelson and EK in the boothmight have to try the Pirates broadcast
>>155088101not an issue pal
>>155087995I was in a chat when the Steve Bartman thing happened. THAT was a shitstorm. I can only imagine how Janet Jackson's halftime was
>>155087855overrated but still comfy to have on in the background
>>155088140Enjoy your divorce
prodigy internet has better baseball discussion
Who's ready for Gerrit Cole's perfect game on TBS?
>>155088159ah before gayass basketball and football overtook baseball in the US. you guys chose this. I DIDN'T
>>155088088Why do you have to go. What shows have you seen? If you haven’t seen any of the big ones like Lion King and Book of Mormon and Wickef start there.
>>155088178NBA has not taken over MLB
It's O time
The White Sox are going to lose a lot of games this week and thats okay. They're in the best Division to do this.
>>155088185Book of Mormon is the only one worth a shit
my texas rangers are getting back to .500 tonight
let's do it
no one cares doyerpaco
>>155086033We strugglin senpai
>>155088147Are you Turkspie?
Buccos Bukkake
o kek?
ITFDB
>>155088343BASED KERSH>>155088306Everyone cares and we're all listening
skenes and his kingdom hearts shoes
>>155088185it's a relationship obligation, have seen book of mormon, not seeing the other two
no one cares doyerguillermos
>>155088368Discord trannies*
>>155086056kek....KEK!
>ground outani
>>155085967Poodres kek
sneks
>>155088372the discord trannies hate doyerpacos tho
How Paul Skenes manage to bag a baddie like Olivia Dunne instead of the Rizzler is beggars belief
lauer's gonna win
Can't wait to see the Os load them and get no one in
>>155088412that's what i meant and they're already menstruating lmao
>>155088412They are doyerpacos
Time for a Gerrit Cole perfect game on TBS
>>155088311turkspie left with kebabspie
>>155088429BASED D-DOOS
>>155088434You and your fellow cucks got exposed for needing a discord tranny support group to post on 4chan. What are you all so afraid of? It's just 4chan.
>>155088429thank you for your contribution
Go fuck myself
cole looks fat
>>155088453Can't fuck yourself if I'm sucking your dick
>>155088463Based
>brandon LAO
26 more outs
25 more perfect outs for Cole
over status: it's
its over. dodgers lose
we still got it we still got it
>mayo
>>155088500>>155088493
LAUEROUTAGE KEK
>>155088500nah
now i see why the blow gays dumped this shitter
>doggiedooskek!
it is now twice as over as it was last at bat
>>155088514>>155088516nah we still got it
haha yarr
Sweet, my ban is lifted just in time.
>>155088500
>>155088510I look like that dress like that and enjoy that condiment
growing sour on Lauer
24 more perfect outs for Cole
>>155088533I say this
>>155088529wb
>>155088532nice couple
NO Refunds
>>155088510How white can one man be?
>>155088551OJ MAYO
>>155088413bitches love aces, Kate Upton mogs dunne
Why is Naylor crying?
at least we don't have to worry about Ozuna cracking Will on his helmet with the backswing today
>>155088526doyers havent won a series in pittsburgh in 5 years
mook
>>155088563honestly what i said in my head. it was more than once too
monkey slap
>>155088561He hardly knew her...
BETTS IS NOW 1-10 AGAINST SKENES
>>155088578Too soon bro
>>155088578too soon
>>155088571I think he caught him on the wrist once also. it's ridiculous
skenes is washed
skenesbros?
i SWEAR davis wanted to say>muncy in the driver seatbut he said>muncy in the driver skene
GAME>cleveland
Emerson Acecock finna steal skenes’ bitch
dodgers on the board
Oh so everyone in Pittsburgh is skipping work to watch the Dodgers game but in a normal Tuesday day against a normal team they dont go 3/4 or full house
>>155088584>>155088585sauce?
>>155088608It's 7 pm there
I AGREE WITH ERIC KARROS
>mariners 5-6-7 hitters are batting .131, .121, and .188 respectively
>>155088578I fucked her
it's mets time
>>155088610Is it Cane’s sauce?
>>155088629Is the mendoza line no longer a thing? Seems like every team now has at least a few shitters batting below .200 that still get semi-consistent playing time
I think Dalton Rushing was the backup catcher to Henry Davis in college and Davis is largely the reason there weren't too many scouting reports on Rushing, so the Dodgers were able to nab him later in the draft than he should have gone.
>>155088629Third and short are injured, and the righty battery stinks.
>>155088629Refsneeder was brought in to hit lefties
lauer gonna shut 'em out now>>155088653good farmin'
Coasties hate seeing fans have genuine love for their team instead of ring chasers.
>>155088629>>155088658Oh and obviously Cal. Damn he's been so absent this season.
>>155088650For the M’s it’s because of injuries but no, the Mendoza line doesn’t matter anymore. Teams would rather have a guy hit .190 with a .700 OPS than a singles hitter go .230 with a .670 OPS
>>155088662He's doing better than Tyler O'Neill, who was brought to the Os to hit lefties
>>155088650I was just talking about this earlier with a m8I remember when sub .250 was kind of embarassing
23 more outs
>>155088653i would not want to look at this guy if i were a scout
>>155088686that's why you're a LOSER
>>155088675O’Neill is marginally worse than sneed against lefties. Miles better against righties
>>155088668The mariners are coasties thoughbeit
22 more outs until Cole's CG1HSHO
C O L E
>>155088653>Henry Davis>batting .140
>>155088686chop on brutha
>it’s a Logan sucks gameFinna be 5+ of bullpen. /we/ have to score 8 to win Cole young great play
>>155088693He's slow as shit too
brandon marsh is so good its unreal angels get fleeced yet again
Call confirmed!
>>155088704>davis. get me davis >name your price
>>155088716do it
O’sbros what happened to all your young talent? Had a golden generation of kids a year or two ago
>fattyqueer leading offare we giving up on the season?
>>155088704>>155088716The platoon will work this time.
>RISP>LOB>New York ever changing a call in our favor
>>155088723
Logan Gilbert with a very efficient 58 pitches through 2 innings. Luckily the bullpen is taxed and the long relief guys are both on the IL. No matter, the righty platoon has done /us/ well all season.
>>155088653davis being a total garbage bat in the majors is very surprising
-80 launch angle btw
>>155088752Not watching your game but I'm assuming the ever-reliable mariners offense is also providing significant run support?
I need an apoundin'
>>155088734He looked safe. Tag was late
>>155088752they should have just banished castillo to the pen. 6 man rotations are not good
>>155088767Pound your head into your largest kitchen knife!
>>155088767Chop on, brutha!
>>155088608>PittsburghThey don't give a fuck about anything except the Steelers. The Penguins moved twice before drafting Lemieux and Crosby respectively
>>155088766Mariners fielded a AAA lineup today
yoo lil nigga ryan bliss
>>155088781everyone i know watches all three t. yinzer
>>155088768New York has been fucking us all year so I'm not surprised. The only thing I am upset about is the Mariner catcher not heeming Tyler O'Neill with the tag
>>155088776They’re trying to build his trade value back up before the deadline. Nobody will take him if he’s an overpaid mediocre long reliever, but someone desperate might take him if he’s an overpaid mediocre starter
>cards vs metshas it really been 20 years?
>>155088792Garver is a lover, not a heemer
I fucking love science, secular morality, NPR and the freakin' seattle mariners
Bliss! Glad to see this kid get another chance and come through.
>>155088805Smash burger status?
what a fuckin plate appearance ryan bliss
>>155088791Cool story yinbred bandwagoner
DamnAt least they're padding up his pitch count
Yankees
thanks red sux for giving us first place ^_^
>>155088766You know your Mariners baseball sir.>>155088776He'd be very good there but the ego nonsense prevents it.
>>155088814ive watched all three my entire life some really really shit teams
>>155088758I wouldn't know. I only know that the catching position traditionally has been difficult to develop offensively. I know the Giants gave up on Bart pretty quickly a few years ago. Cartega flamed out fast with the Dodgers and Salas has lost a lot of shine with the Padres the last couple years as well. All these guys were supposed to be studs. Salas still has a shot I guess.
ward 'em off, ry
So far so good my Metsies Bebsies
>>155088695*east coasties
>>155088532Goddamn the look she gave him as she wrapped her lips around that plump frankfurter
>>155088833hope Allar turns into him and glad we gave Darnell a phat deal.
Dan should insist Logan get through 6 innings, even if it requires a Randy Johnson pitch count. If he gets injured all the better, Kade is ready.
>>155088841I feel like I have something to tune in for now with benge and ewing. Bo still sucks balls thoughbeit
Is logan gilbert the one guaranteed to go 5 innings 3 runs every game? Or am I thinking of george kirby? They blend together for me
>>155088859me too senpai
AJ slap!
>Picks my nose in front of the genny camera
>rain delayno...NO!!
that funky munchy
>>155088879yhey’ve both been just barely acceptable this year
>>155088888
that funky muncy
>>155088888Checked
>2hr rain delaypaingonna kill the RED HOT 2 series winning streak
Marcus Simian
Just tuned in why is Gilly at 63 pitches in the 3rd? Has he been doin alright?
is giant eagle good, piratefans?
VOLPKINO
>2015+11>not having a roof lol flyovers and east coasties aren’t cut out for this world
>>155088828>thanks red sux for giving us first place ^_^Yankee schizo always makes a claim and it backfires within 5 minutes kek
>>155088908Almost 30 in the first and 30 in the second. /We/ are lucky to only be down 1
>>155088913>flyovers and east coastiesredundant
what are we watching until tins tigs starts?
>>155088916Schizophrenics can’t differentiate reality from fantasy. Not surprising he’s constantly wrong
>>155088879>>155088894Kirby has been generally better, Logan has been pretty ass for a year and a half now.
>>155088913>supporting a team of fairweather playersmy team elevates in the rain
>cucker 60mil for <1 WAR
is bazzano asian?
>>155088839*Cartaya
>>155088932dodgers-pirates
>>155088940Based Collingwood fan
>>155088933I have Tolle going in fantasy and knew when I saw that faggots post he'd fuck up this inning.
>>155088932guardindians vs yanks is going to be another good gamealso got the doyers on mute
>>155088942Imagine how much you guys are paying Randy next year.
>>155088945Yep, south east asia
Pipe me down
>apateu apateu>apateu apateu>apateu apateu>uh uh-huh uh-huh
>>155088945Australian
>>155088960hmm
Verizon is down, so I can't watch any games on the road
Cole is dealing
>threws a hissy fit
>>155088957Can they even afford him? Surely the doyers will run out of money at some point, r-right?
>>155088974Strewth>>155088975What about home games?
>>155088983kek
LOL ERIC KARROS
>>155088942it's the wrong way to think about it. dodgers had a ton of money to burn and a couple holes to fill. Diaz and Tucker are the lucky assholes that got to fill those holes. better to spend the money making even marginal improvements to the roster than them just pocketing it.
puppy’s are generally good with cats. If they get too close, one swipe of the nose is all it takes to show them who runs the house and who’s BOSS. Lol!
REFSNEEDER SINGLEREFSNEEDER SINGLE
HEAD FIRST INTO FIRSTMARTINEZGOD
who sux kek
>>155088992what did he say, I wasn't listening
>>155088987
>>155088997Ur mom had a couple holes to fill and I was the lucky asshole that got to fill them
betts made like three nice plays today
gerritt cole is exhausted from running to firstvery unathletic
>>155089014so 2 or 4?
>>155089010>few innings ago, pirates challenged pitch call that barely hit zone and won>karros was like COME ON THAT'S NOT A STRIKE THAT'S LIKE 1 SEAM>same pitch and dodgers challenge this time and win>THAT'S A STRIKE! THAT'S LIKE 3 SEAMS
>>155089013I made a mom joke to the wrong one once and he choked me 'til I almost passed out. way better than getting punched in the face tho.
no...NO!!!
>>155089029honestly, i remember two
>implying cleveland's shit bullpen isn't gonna give Cole the win
is lauer related to bauer?
GARVER FUCKS YA
>>155089047Fuck you cumrag
>>155089044okay makes sense
>refsneeder hit >followed by garver HRyou have better odds of winning the lottery than witnessing that
berds take a lead15th HBP for Ivan
>>155089047Idiot fuck go screw
Dbacks vs Marlins is a game between two big markets yet no gives a shit about either team
>>155089048Very cool! M’s take the lead 3-1
MITCH FUCKIN GARVER HOLY mOLY
>>155089051tell me what team you support NOW
>>155089066Your mom's bigg juggs
>>155089062Big city != big baseball market. Phoenix is not a big baseball market, Miami is mid
>>155089058feels like I just saw halley’s comet
>>155089069she had a bilateral mastectomy thoughbeit
>>155089069The bananas are playin them tonight oyo
>>155089066The Brisbane Chazz-Wazzers
>>155089076Comedy gold
vote for jordan walker
I've never played baseball so I don't know what it's like but it still amazes me how players can strike out looking on a pitch right down the god damn middle. You have 2 strikes how do you not at least fucking swing at it?
>>155089081really contrasts against the epic your mum joke, doesnt it
VOLPONIAN STRIKEOUT
rushing kek
ha haaa FUCK EM, RUSH
>>155089086Ha ha your mom has tit cancer
>>155089085When you’re down 0-2 you’re expecting anything except a fastball down the pipe
>>155089085The pitches are faster than you think, if you blink you miss it. Batters basically have to guess what the next pitch will be.
>peralta tanking this trade valuet-thanks freddy
>>155089085Depends on the pitcher I guess but sometimes you’re expecting a breaking ball, so if it looks right down the middle at first you expect it to move out of the zone and be a ball. Then it’s past you before you can react.
>Os broadcast experiencing technical difficulties Thank god I can stop watching this shit now
>>155089062I'm watching the game not live posting every thought I have
>>155089085Lot of guessing what you think they will throw you in baseball.
Kiss my R'z
Is there a more undeserving big time player than Volpe? Why do they keep starting him. He is so buttcheeks and I hate the jankees. What the fuck is your F.O. doing?
everyone stearns touches turns into a bum, that's how we know he had zero involvement in the soto deal
>>155089085Sure, it maybe looks like a fourseemer down the pipe, but the second you come to that conclusion the bottom falls out, you just fell for the changeup you fucking bozo.
Rushing’s thuggishness cost us that time.
>>155089085Go to a batting cage. Set the speed to 75. You will be shocked how fast the ball gets to you
>>155089105>not live posting every thought I haveWhy not tho, isn’t that the point of /mlb/?
....is it over for da mets?
nice bazz
my jaysies are 0-99 with risps
Shouldn’t all games be cancelled tonight in protest of the unjust Karmelo Anthony verdict?
Skenes is pitching to the dodgers and you’re watching the mets?
TNT announcers saying gerrit cole “having difficulty gripping the ball”, likely re injured. may be out 3-5 months
>>155089137it was over in april
>>155089124imagine spending your entire life training for this and you cant even bat 250.
>>155089152Mets AND berds
>when your team sucks so bad your own broadcast cuts outGuess I'm watching hockey tonight. What team do I root for?
>>155088975I used a software instead.
>>155089149Blacks taking lots of Ls lately. I hope it doesn’t affect Mookie’s performance.
>>155089157I was a sportsfag all my life. Played pretty much every team sport except ice hockey and water polo. Hitting a baseball is the most difficult single act in sports. It’s so fucking hard. Can’t imagine facing a pro pitcher who has 3-5 pitches at different speeds and breaks from the same arm slot
>>155089168All you got is soft wares bitch
>>155089154really insightful commentary from tnt
>>155089110*chef's kiss*
>>155089149can someone tl;dr this story without being a racist chudi never read about it, only saw angry social media posts
>>155089149Hope that monkey gets 99 years
>>155089123comparing that to Hal McRae was bullshit too
>>155089173He's so distraught, his avg is gonna go from .180 to .170
>>155089188>without being a racist chud
death to umpies
that lady ump is better than this loser
freddie french fries
>>155089154For real?
My brother invited me to his house to play Magic, and he told me to behave. Should I be pissed about this? The fuck does that even mean. I;m a 30 year old man btw.
Great catch Julio!
>>155089177hitting a golf ball is way harder but I agree that hitting 75 in a cage that's virtually the same-ish pitch in the same-ish spot takes getting used to even being athletic and fit
>>155089226He doesn't want you getting fresh with the cubbie girls.
>>155089226No cranking at the no cranking table
>>155089236Hitting a stationary golf ball is not fucking close to as hard as hitting a pitched baseball when you don’t know what the pitch is
>>155089110Cane’s
>>155088861I was being mean before but this is now a good plan.
>>155089236hitting a golf ball isnt hard, but hitting it hard, accurately, and consistently is prob the hardest thing in sport
My brother gets an uptight girlfriend and now all of a sudden I get told to "behave" when he asks me to come over. I'm legitimately pressed about this.
>>155089252what >>155089258said is what I meant
>Cole is having a shittier outing than Gilbert
>>155089273I got a shitty outing for ya - open wide!
>>155089258>>155089267Still not even close to as hard as hitting a baseball
Guys I'm live on Mariners TV I caught the Pete bat.
ribeye munchy
>>155089188>high school track meet >pouring rain >black kid from rival school was sitting under a the opposing team’s tent >white kid tells black kid to move >black kid refuses and dares the white kid to “touch me and see what happens”>white kid grabs him>black kid pulls knife from backpack and stabs white kid in the heart >runs away >white kid dies>black kids family raises half a mil on go fund me >family spends most the money on cars and shit (not joking) >kid convicted of murder today
>>155089288If it's so hard why are no hitters so rare?
I was told this Skenes fella was good. He’s going pitch for pitch with Matt Lauer who not even the Blow Gays wanted.
>>155089236>>155089258putting is the hardest thing to do in golf. driving it is easy as fuck
>>155089236>>155089258>>155089267There are lots of people capable of consistently hitting a golf ball wellThere has never been and never will be a person capable of hitting well against major league pitching with the same consistencyThey aren’t even remotely close in difficulty
3-3 Funky Muncy tonight
>>155089312>family spends most the money on cars and shitThe money was meant to go towards legals fees too. They really can't help themselves can they.
>>155089314If hitting a golf ball is hard then why have there been holes in one?
>>155089323doing a 180 in darts is harder
holmes is dealing
>>155089320it's all insanely difficult. I've hit a million golf balls and remember fewer than ten of those shots- a few drives, one chip, one putt, and the rest approach shots from wherever into the green. >>155089323the best pros can't even hit the fairway every time for a round of golf
Both pitchers leaking oil in Dodgers Pirates
>>155089188>seeking opinions from anybody but racist chudsngmi
>>155089288shooting well under par is harder than going 3-4 in your at bats, because the margins of error are so much smaller. can't foul one off in golf and still have a good round. >>155089320you dont get punished as badly for bad swings in baseball as you do for bad swings in golf. youre just latched onto this idea that because something is low percentage it must be the most difficult.
Can Boone tell the umpire before the game to ignore any challenges from Jazz?
>>155089392oops, second was for >>155089323
another olson DINGER
>>155089392And yet lots of pros shoot under par every year but nobody has ever come close to a 50% success rate in baseball, you’re disproving your own point>if something is low percentage it must be the most difficult Correct
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY O'S STREAM, MASN
>>155089312>not joking Just lying, then? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/karmelo-anthony-donations-house/
>>155089392yeah well I don't like golf and I like baseball so i'm just gonna say baseball is harder
>>155089438this
>>155089392Stick to cricket queer
>>155089392>shooting well under par is harder than going 3-4 in your at batsExcept one of those happens all the time and the other one has literally never come close to happening over any sort of significant sample size
>>155089423I didnt say a below par round was like going .500 for an entire season. I said it was harder than a good day at the plate
>>155089435>using snopesi shiggy...
Hitting a baseball is hard like gambling is hard.
>>155089449see >>155089453
>>155089457get deboonked chud
golf balls literally sit on the ground lmfao just smack it
I am a shit golfer and a shit baseball playerI can sometimes hit for par on a pro golf courseI would go 0 for 1000 against a pro pitcherBaseball deniers BTFO
>>155089427It's for the best anon. These Os are fucking trash.
did pages forget how many outs there are?
>>155089392>shooting well under par is harder than going 3-4 in your at batsAnon literally every PGA round 50 guys shoot -3 or better. It’s vastly harder to go 3/4 in baseball
burly bomb
the white sux are complete ass
>>155089457Cool let’s see your source proving the purchases made with crowdfunded money bud
Anyone who thinks golf is harder than baseball has never played either
>>155089435Right wingers are low IQ so they lack the ability to discern fake news from real news.
>>155089501they are niggers. all the proof you need.
>>155089479how many rounds of golf would you have to play to shoot par on a Majors tier course
>>155089501I don't give enough of a shit about any of that situation. I'm just asserting that snopes is highly biased and useless
>>155089462That’s a stupid comparison and you’re a dumb idiot
Sonofabitch, Logan Gilbert gets the QS.
>>155089519tree fiddy
nice outing for Lauer Power
>>155089511It’s legit scary the shit right wingers will believe. My parents are boomer republicans. They believe literally anything on fox news and all kinds of obviously fake facebook propaganda. It’s embarrassing when dad gets drunk around the holidays…starts talking about Obama’s birth certificate and the hunter Biden laptop in front of family
>>155089533cool, hope they make a world series appearance for the first time in 48 years. the AL is dysmal.
any good anus clenchers on rn?
>>155089544the point is it's not apples to apples
hunter biden is on a PR tour on X and admitted to all of the laptop stuff sis
>>155089558a lot of money is spent on propaganda to tell people what they want to hear
>>155089558nah that rules
>>155089558Your dad sounds based and he’s factually correct
nu>>155089517>>155089517>>155089517
>>155089582no kidding, look at how much they pay those late night guys like kimmel
ITFCB
>>155089484US Open 2025 winning score: -1, 25th placed scored: +8Masters 2025 winning score: -11, 25th placed scored: -1PGA Championship winning score: -11, 25th placed scored: -1Don't look at any tournaments on cazzie courses where the greens are playing 6 on the stimpmeter
