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great job today, Frederickand good job, Mets. can't hit a guy with a season ERA of 5
Mariners
berds eatin
crushie :)
>>155089517did you make this? idgi
dodgers
>Braveswinlol
Mets suck so bad
Yankees.
>>155089606*shoots you*/mleb/
If the Doyers v Pirates game ended right now due to weather, would they continue it another day in a double header in the 7th?
>>155089617do those have milk?
>Memeinerfags complain about how much Logan Gilbert sucks >throws 6 innings and 1 run You fucks are so god damn whiney all the time
>>155089596May is good
>>155089617
>>155089594how are the efforts to develop resorts for wealthy vacationers in a wildlife sanctuary for flamingoes going?
>>155089618Explain this, if you dare.
>roblesbruh
>>155089631He threw a ton of pitches the first three innings.
>>155089617i want to suck those tits so bad
>mariners baserunningJFC
cease looks unreal today, i'm going to crash out if he doesn't get at least 1 run support
>>155089676ACK!
Randy!
>>155089655no idea what you're asking. maybe you're having a stroke. never reply to me again
>>155089631That’s not good enough for our elite rotation
>>155089617we don't do landwhales here
Good shit Randy. Nice to see a few singles instead of only homers
Mama, there goes that man.
>>155089680need this caption with the "if only you knew how bad things really are"
ITFCB
we got it we got it
You fucking useless pierats
>only up 3 with limited bullpen availability
doubletani
goldschmidt hates the indians
>pie rats defense
>shohei sucks shohei sucks shohei sucks>overrated overrated overrated
ANDY P
And there goes the Pirates lead
PANDY
skenes narrowly dodged the L
>Travel Botswana
>>155089687the fact you don't know what I'm talking about says it all and the reality of any back and forth here is the very opposite of what you'd like people to believe. you chose to reply to me. stay in your lane. you're out of your depth.
>>155089710Davila is back, Munoz is available. Ferrer.... maybe.
>>155089706>cuckwatching the dodgers kek
SHO-KARMA STRIKES AGAIN
this is DODGER baseball
pandaman fucks ya
im gay go m’s
>>155089710>Os getting a clutch hit with RISP you're fine
>>155089729>No outs
>Pirates wasting a Lauer v. Skenes match up
>acuna ded
>>155089733hes gone cold, he might be done for good
Worst /mlb/ posters official rankings >1. Yankeeschizo >2. “I’m gay” spamfag >3. Cubs faggot >4. Mets bugposter >5. All Doyers NPCs
>pull skenes out of the game>pirates proceed to spill their spaghettigrim
We need nu tho
Here we go!
>>155089706The Dodgers are elite
Is acuna ever not dead
Imagine thinking the pierats could beat the Dodgers LOL
>>155089762Ronald Acuña hobbling after a play at first base. His brother Luisangel was watching from the other dugout.
Dodgers be like: you play your best pitcher, we play our worst. That should make things fair.
>>155089710Told yall Fuckin back to back infield singles
>>155089771Can girls be faggots?
Double play thoughbeit.
I've been on a Kendra Spade heater latelyshe's a Mariners fan (probably)
>>155089771the first 3 are the same person
Tough night for that Pirates reliever. 4 ER on 4 hits, 1BB, no outs recorded yet.
Lauer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>skeets
>>155089788YesMy sister's a faggot for example
>>155089786Huge GIDP!O’sbros I see why you hate O’Neill
>>155089788Yes they cant be gay tho. Anyone who "identifies" as anything or associates with the alphabet soup group is a faggot
So when is Skenes going to the Dodgers?
>>155089771what about the optimistic Mets poster that blogs about player development?
mookie slap!
>>155089803I have nightmares like this on occasion.
>>155089601berds münching
hey blow gays thanks for based Lauer
>>155089815loser can't even beat eric lauer, we'll take livvy tho
>>155089797I’m going to assume this is a tranny porn star and will not look him up >>155089800You’re probably right Danebro
>still no outs for this pierats relievertop kek
>STILL no outsthe pirates being shit truly is a universal constant
Hoppe kek you retard.
oh its over
>>155089778you've developed a poor track record at hex casting
>>155089771>no mention of mariners spammers yeah i’m thinking you’re an annoying marinerfag
>>155089836>I’m going to assume this is a tranny porn starwhy would you think so little of me? she's got a body as nice as PNC Park
>>155089782Baseball media should spend more time talking about the Dodgers hiding all their depth on IL.
>>155089771>no marinsaarshmmmm
>>155089858Not looking him up bud Have fun with your mental illness
forgot to include memeriners fans there
>>155089659He ate something bad last night. Cole will pull a Yamamoto and get WS MVP when we get 28. Screenshot this.
Thank you Jays for giving Lauer to the Dodgers
>>155089771replace doyer npcs with mariners fags desperate for them to be relevant
>>155089816He’s good, he actually talks about baseball
>>155089815skubal to the doyers
Tyler O'Neil might be playing worse than Chris Davis at the end of his career.
im gay go mariners kek
>>155089866stankees fans wish cole was as good as Yams lol
>>155089874Hmm well they’re leading the division right now. Seems relevant to me!
>>155089854wtf are you talking about? i'm a fellow doyerpaco!
kyle rally killer tucker
munced lol
>>155089864she's a cis woman you buffoon, you scallywag, you absolute melt
>>155089815he can't hang with the doggies
>>155089788yea
>>155089892Yamamoto will have a career like Gerrit Cole’s
>>155089866>pickek
>>155089894I'd put money on mest not that it really matters. I like the bit.
Dillon Dinger is slugging .636 against non-fastballs
>>155089815Livvy would be in her element
>>1550898773 way trade so they get both, obviously. Tigers get Espinol and Pirates get Toles
holy kek pierats!!tucker got bailed out there
Is this what the Pirates are like all the time good God.
>>155089893>gay el west>relevant
wahahahaha
garver is the star of this game lmfao
what the fuck is happening in piratesland
>>155089915i'm one of you guys ese!
>white suxI thought you fags said this team was good?
Garver is todays MVP
>>155089904yjk
Braden Montgomery with an RBI single for his first career hit!If only his identical twin brother Colson Montgomery was alive to see this.
i feel sorry for the pirates god damn
>>155089659I'd rather want to know why they are 4-12 against >.500 teams mid june
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHey, Paul. It’s time to come home buddy. Your girl would look great in blue.
>>155089909>ringless career
>>155089925>al west played in 5 of the last 10 world series Seems relevant to me!
>"sell the team" chantskek pierats
>>155089932its still happening there are no outs yet
>>155089723where is the lie?
attaboy ward
gapening in pittsburgh
>>155089909Yams is a world series legend already and it’s just his 3rd year in the league.
do you think training your batspersons to take the hbp would provide more value than youd lose from consequential injuries?
WARD 'EM OFF
>>155089800Erm ..no
>>155089935>down 4-3 in the 4th against the best team in baseballPipe the fuck down?
>took 2 hour nap after that bad throw that scored Rushing to make it 3-2>it's still the same inning with no outs
>Pissburgh shitting it's pants against the Dodgers to force a salary cap4D Chess from the Steel City
>pirates
>>155089978Pissburgh will still be shit with a cap.
>>155089965playing on a team that deferred a billion dollars doesnt count
COLE FUCKING YOUNGGOLD GLOVE SS????
>>155089934I'm grateful for what we have going on and have deep respect for fans like you. I hope you'll get yours also.
>>155089967yes
my berds
>>155089967Injuries from HBP are fairly uncommon. Usually only happens if it’s a hand/wrist hit. Guys wouldn’t take it off the wrist intentionally. You can take one off the elbow pad or the thigh without too much risk
>>155089979>rapes you
>>155089979cute
Sigh sob
a holmesian melty
>pie rat bull pen
>>155089973i'm on to you
Cole Young is incredible on defense
>>155089989watcha mean? back to back champs for me too homie!
>walkand the runs keep coming for the dodgers
>>155090000CHECK ‘EM DIGITS
This just a warm-up game for my Pirates. The rain also threwed them off. Nice start to the series.
>>155090006no...NO!!!
Please Antonacci
Walktani
Pirates are getting btfo for entertainment purposes
who sux kek
>>155090050Damn it
it just keeps happening>>155090061basesloadedwalktani
freddie :)
fifteen hundred freddie french fries fair balls
Why Sam Antonacci why?
Score gap like the wage gap.
>it was 2-0
Uhhh rats??
Dogs put up a tenner in the 7th, still one out to go
>>155089993I think there was a moment in the mariners blue jays playoffs last year where a person of bat dodged a hbp which wouldve either tied the game or walked it offthey just stick out in my mind whenever I see it happen
>7th inning is STILL not overpierats kek
No you see why Ohtani isn't hitting HRs this year.It's a blowout and yet he doesn't get ONE good pitch to hit.
JAZZ SWAGWHY DO YOU BOTHER PLAYING THE YANKEES YOU CAN'T BEAT US
>>155090083*twenty-five hundred
JAZZ SWAG
so skenes was their only good pitcher :/
just waiting for hitinthenutsbyafastballtani
>>155090098actually mightve been the wbc, idk my memories not great
Why do these retards keep throwing hanging sliders to the Yankees? It's like they enjoy being retards
>>155090101good. hes a bad person
Gerrit Cole is only 35 years old. That’s still young!
Jizz blast
JAZZ SWAGPCA SWAG
>>155090014kek fuck you for making me feel guilty about all of this
>10 run 7thhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEouqjS--rc
>orioles lgfs
everybody got a run they said? tf
>>155090142i was at the parade yo!
>mariners baserunning
why are floorsqueak fans like this?
>>155090115that's pretty goodangels ain't it
i can smell the guerrero walkoff homerun from a mile away
>mariners baserunning come on man
The Sox will win. Place your bets now.
>>155090101It's because umps don't have the inventory space to handle more than 1 special ball type so he had to decide to either get the SSS ranked juiced balls as a hitter hit or the SSS deadened balls to pitch, and he chose the latter
>>155090146Those darn Ramdgers
>>155090167literally has everything to do with the color of their skin
>ferrer closing he’s been playing with fire all year
LET'S GO LET'S GO
kerkering moment incoming
why did he sniff it?
>>155090167Dodgers fans beat a guy into a vegetative state anon. Basketball fans don’t do that.
yumbo yack secured
>>155090165at a loss for wordsyou're a peach
The White Sox are doing an 80s broadcast (with Bob Costas), and they still put ABS challenges on the score bug. I just find that funny.
Turned the game off after Lauer gave up back to back homers, what did I miss?
>leody strikes out on a pitch clock violation
>>155090227>Basketball fans don’t do that.anon, I...
He got his casino..
>>155090247kek
hey bros, i am getting back into playing baseball (turned 30 a couple months ago). i want to play in a adult wood bat league soon, but i gotta be able to hit 60-70 mph. how do i work up to it?ive been hitting off a tee from different positions for the last few months. but how should i approach batting cage work?here are my measurables for reference:5’11179 poundsplayed up to high school ballbench 185squat 2604.4 inch penis
>>155090227Did you see the vid? They 100% weren't gonna stop beating that guy up if they were allowed to.
dodgers decide to play only 1 inning out of 9 and still run the score up to 12-2 lmao
>>155090253I didn't know he was an Indian
this is john kruuuuuuuk
>>155090239I always thought Costas had a kino PBP voice I wish he had a full time job
>>155090245Pirates blowpen
>>155090245Skenes got another brutal reminder that he can't win with these cats
>>155090257Judge should have some spare PEDs now that he's injured
my friend thinks I'm a freak cuz I told him I've licked a woman's armpit beforeisn't that pretty vanilla shit?
>>155090253>casinoWhat decade is this. All the degenerates have those built into their phone now
>>155090291he's just weird
>>155090245you missed livvy being passed around in the dodger dugout
>>155090257>4.4 inch penisyou might not pass the penis inspection at the batting cages
MAYO'D
>>155090227Dodgers are mostly beaners, basketball fans are nignogs. Both are equally retarded and capable of violence
>>155090212already posted my mariners suicide image
sneks tie it up
>>155090257Just pretend the ball owes you money
>>155090301NOPE. DOGGIE DOOS HAVE STANDARDS. HIGH ONES
>game would be tied if that was ball 4Heh. Clocked.
>>155090295money laundering
/we/ are in deep shit M’sbros
>>155090257Are you around Chicago by chance? I play in a suburban league.If you can hit 60 in the cage, you can hit 80 from a live pitcher.
>>155090239damn thats kino (verified)
>>155090306you got a problem ese?
>>155090306nah it shows the landscape in the cities>mexicans all around>nigs stay in their neighborhoods because too many mexicans and they think all of them will jump them>only really see domesticated blacks in non-black areas
>>155090332is that true? whats the lowest speed cages generally start at? i might just start there since i havent hit from anything other than a tee in years
>>155090298he's a super white bread guy making $200k a year working for a startupgreat guy who loves to eat pussy but licking a pit or butt is too much. he also admits he doesn't have the stamina for a threesome
>>155090280His voice is good, but he's using this opportunity to tell endless stories and not call the game whatsoever.
>>155090257
>>155090360cages by my house do 40-80 in 10 mph increments
My O's.
Sneks
>>155089517My pirates ):
>>155090366stamina for a threesome? I thought it was just splitting a standard amount of fucking between two women but throwing in some fingerblasting at the same time
>bullpen blows it for /us/ again getting sick of this rerun
>>155090392yeah Idk. I've never had a threesome but I'll report back if/when it happens. I'm hoping to go to law school in NYC so gotta think there's a chance :^)
GG O's, it's another meltdown
mariners kek irrelevant
This tloses hat looks like Marlins M
>>155090360Most of them start around 60 and go up to 80.Batting cages have those lights that tell you when the pitch is coming, but it's still very hard to time it. You have to hold your load position for a few seconds to catch up to it. It's easy easier when you're facing a pitcher who's going through a wind-up.And to paraphrase some wise words from Barry Bonds, if someone is throwing it really fast, there's still someone behind the plate catching it. Just catch it with your bat.
come on bazz, its timejust a line drive up the first baseline will do
Ferrer you fucking retard PULL HIM DAN
faggotners kek
im gay go mariners
>>155090411has anyone here had a threesome and can chime in?
>>155089710Prescient
it ain't lookin good
Gunnar please don't fuck this up
STOTTY
varland finally blows a lead, this team is cooked
I would say ggs but too many le epic tarps off bros boo'd ohtani today
Travpiss bizzaro kek
>>155090459Kek
Listen, the laptop says leave him in, my hands are tied.
>>155090441it's definitely more cardio intensive. giving 2 handjobs at once is like doing curls with both arms at the gym. you're working out more muscles
>>155090235you gotta believe me man! you're like my ex hyna that needed proof that i don't have the herp before she let me slip it in
>CLEVELAND>OFFENSETOP FUCKING KEK
>>155090441They’re overrated. It’s nothing at all like porn. They probably won’t want to make out or do anything with each other. My girlfriend was visibly jealous and upset when I touched/fucked the other girl. It ruined our relationship despite her wanting to do it and helping pick up the girl. Also we used condoms which was awkward as fuck cuz I had to swap it out between the two women. Don’t recommend unless you can go raw and the girls actually want to touch each other and share
>>155090483>3rd appearance in 4 days >let him throw 40 while in deep shit >lose bravo dan
rbiley greene
>>155090485bejitabro btw
BLISS SPEED
im gay go m’s!
It's done, O's lose in extra innings.
holy balls
>>155090196You were saying?
>>155090525Did he get the out? Should have thrown to first
Good game cardinals
luv my birds
shoutout my nigga ryan bliss
>>155090544disgusting
BERDS WIN gg mets
Horrendous day for the broship
>>155090366you know what? he's probably an even bigger freak who's just hiding it
My fantasy is one girl sucking on my left ball and the other girl sucking on the right ball. Also stacking them face to face and fucking both their pussies at the sametime.
>>155090557It wasn’t a gg
>>155090557gg. tough loss for us. Freddy sort of sucked and the offense never got going. we really can't afford to give away these kinds of games with the strength of schedule ahead of us
>>155090441no, I chickened out the first time it was on the table. I was 16. Greek cousins, one was 16 and the other 14 or 15. haven't thought about it in years but I feel deep regret when I do. Ther other chance doesn't bear mentioning.
RAAAAAAANNNNDDDDYYYYYYY
RANDY!!!
>>155090539It was the same score when I posted that...
Oh the genny finna be seething now kek! Get fucked faggots, my mariners feed off your hate
ruh rohjays about to walk it off
>Benge/Ewing/Soto: 4 for 11>Rest of the lineup: 1 for 20yep
>>155090595zero world series appearances
>>155090539Oh I want talking about the Sawx.
GG fish
>>155090366I make over $200k a year. Never licked a pit and don’t really want to.
>>155090582kek i chickened out once in college exgf had a super slutty roommate with a reputation on campus this was a year after exgf and i broke upinvited me over out of the blue, hinted her roommate kept asking about me, wanting the three of us to hang out i stayed home and played rock band with my bros lol p sure the slutty girl had genital warts tho so i might’ve dodged a bullet
>>155090617sliding from nipple to side boob to pit to nipple to mouth or any combination thereof is an elite maneuver
>>155090608Die mad kek
>>155090595100% not a mariners fan btw
ITS UPhttps://x.com/NjTank99/status/2064521756971245745
the racoon curse
wahahaha look at 'em fix it
>>155090608Zero pussy>>155090643100% a massive faggot btw
duran is having another melty
KEK PHILTHIES
>MLB pitcher's mound usually weighs around 12,000 pounds
gg phillies, that was our world serieshaving to face sanchez and wheeler is not fun
umm this flower smell goodimma lick it
>>155090638die laughing maybe kek
philly dudes be like "stop dicking me young bull!"
>>155090669fuck, gg leafbros. duran was doing really well lately and he was probably due for a melty
>>155090628what sucks is even knowing it almost certainly would have created a lot of problems you're left with the what if and only labor on the thought of how it might have felt in the moment
Here we go again
are you guys finna watch the homerbowl in las vegas?
>>155090698iktfbyou guys feel like trading us Naylor for Vientos + Baty? :^)
Mariners are getting walked off here.
This is highly foreboding
NOT SO FAST SEATTLE
ELI WHITE WITH THE ELITE THROW OUT AT HOME
>Who do we send down when Kirk comes backHear me out, Valenzuela and a couple other prospects for Tarik Skubal.
>>155090680what a massive pants shitting I mean jeez
give 'em a hit, blakey
>>155090687no doubt the slutty roommate would have made it great in the moment she was always hot in a trashy way no ass, huge tits, bottle blonde always talking about sex and how much she loved facials, shit like that
MARINERS HANG ON AND WINMDS BTFO
poodres kek
>>155090734sounds like a hayley
FUCK EM, RUSH
this fuckin game will be the death of /us/
>>155090722tarik would be a rental and we are good for pitchers once bieber comes back, we need someone like jung hoo lee or a hitter
OUT AT HOME
Yankees win!/mlb/ loses
>>155090746how are they still kind of winning? sheets and miller?
GET READY FOR NATIONALS BASEBALL!!1!
Which player would you want to see going fucking back to back?
Yankees win.
>Oriole baserunning My team finding new ways to lose every night
gg mariners
>>155090746Seems like Dansby is a bust, can we have him cubbies?
your fucking out!
>>155090748not hayley but she had a stupid trailer trash name with a Y where it shouldn’t have been kek this was 7 years ago just before covid she somehow married a doctor and they have 4 kids now
>>155090757>we are good for pitchers once bieber comes backYou are cool with Scherzer? And it's still a question whether Bieber will even be good when he comes back.
Why don't players just pull an arm back to juke the catcher when running home?
i smelt a walkoff, i smelt it
BASED MARINERS
>>155090765always good games between the yanks and indiansmessick will be dealing tomorrow
I'm a grill! A Cubs grill!
Will anyone be able to stop the >barves?
MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
Mariners win!/mlb/ wins!
mariners skinnyfat pitcher gets the strike out!
Mariners won that ballgame btw
I fucking hate Tyler O'Neil
just boys being lads
mariners infield was the real mvp of that game
>>155090814Seattle sure did!
M’s are 2-0 since the spammer started kek!Genny on suicide watch
lol what happened to the cubs
gg berdbros see ya tomorrow that was a retarded game lmfao >>155090825
>>155090788skubal will be an upgrade no doubt but scherzer is our 6th option, but there are major problems beyond starting pitching
>>155090786was her name Krystal-Beth
Gg Ms
>>155090776That's why I'm actually a nats fan for the rest of the season.
>>155090628>stayed home and played rock band with my brosBased
>>1550908483 > 5 > 2 > 4 > 1
Gg O’sbros see you tomorrow
>>155090848hags
>>155090848are these the "cubs girls" I keep hearing about?
cubbies, you know you're ALSO playing at Coors Field, right?
Bad loss for the orioles
I'm a tranny. A Cubs tranny!
>>155090848I look like 4
>>155090776I’m a mariners fan. Both of the plays at home were called wrong. Your guys were safe both times
>>1550908482 > 3 > 4 > 1 > 5
>troy meltdownfour solo shots in 4 1/3 innings
as a cubs fan please show me mercy
>>155090948
>>1550908483>2>4>5>1
>>155090734I was just adding another reply to you because I forgot to mention I fucked a girl with genital warts. We were close friends at the time. A couple days later my cock started feeling a little itchy and numb and soon I had breakouts of pimples all over my cock and balls. They were all soft and sort of disintegrated/popped on their own without my having to mess with them too much. Settled into light scarring. I went to a doc, and I knew the male nurse personally unfortunately. Doc said it wasn't anything to worry about. They cleared up on their own within a week, and I didn't need to even take any medicine. That's the only time I ever "caught" anything, at least that I'm aware of. I called her up and asked her wtf afterward and she told me she didn't tell me because it cleared up for her beforehand and was hoping it would be nbd. The worst thing about the experience was having this guy I knew handling my shit and how it changed the way we talked to one another after that.
>>155090854no but you aren’t too far off kekshe had a stupid unique name that i won’t post here too easily doxxable
scott you bum
tanner scott is ass again
>>155090985that sounds like herpes budnot warts
Metsbros... where do we go from here?
>>1550908482 > 4 > 3 > 5 > 1
>>155090848
>>155091005Back to the drawing board.
>>155090985pre-marital sex is a sin
>>155091017are you virtuespie?
>>155090122dey do be like dat
>>1550908481->3throw rest away
my berds gaped the mets
gg bucssee you tomorrow
wait lauer won against skenes lol?
>>155090948shut up stupid idiot
>>155091003Idk, the doctor said they were warts. It was over 20 years ago, and I've never noticed anything weird since.
>>155090848mogged
>>155091052well that’s good bitches can’t be trusted
>>155091058ive always wondered who fucks female celebrities. just regular dudes?
>>155091048the pirates bullpen is very bad
I am a mariners fan and I think the Os actually won that game
Come on Chisox
>>155091052herpeshaver here, almost certainly herpes
there's no one realistically stopping the dodgers
>>155090766>kind of winning?they are 3-7 in their last 10
>>155091067High status women date and marry even higher status men 90% of the time. Pop stars date producers and hedge fund managers
Kerry bonds
I'm a Rockies fan and I think we're cheating
Costas and Stoney going on and on about the good old days is lame, but I'm loving the graphics.
>atlanta braves legends grant holmes and carlos carrasco
Another comeback win for the plucky mom and pop underdogs!
>>155091079After all, why shouldn't they win 3 rings?
>>155090644>x.com
>>155091074Herpespie?
literally everyone has herpes
Saars should I bet my life savings on the brewers winning? They’ve been on a hot streak latelyPls tell me saars
I can't stand the Barves and don't like Acuna but that fucking sucks. All injuries suck but superstars going down is the worst thing about sports.
>>155091136bet the over instead
why did the cubs give up
tfw had mono for a year once
>>155091100kek I haven't liked listening to either of them for years. I can't imagine.
>>155091120at least they've had sex to contract it unlike you gay ass frogposting assl, faggot
>>155091155i thought i had it but it turns out i was just bored
>>155091155I feel like mono changed my personality
gonna boil the jug, tea anyone?
>>155091169did it make you one sided?
personally i like to take the sound of and just listen to some Johnny Coltrane or Miles while i watch the gamei don't need a commentator to tell me what's going on because i know ball
>>155091169do you like sucking dicks now or whats up?
I made peach sun tea this last week and it's a quenching summer treat.
>Seranthony Dominguez coming infuggg
>>155091203Yeah yep
>>155091120I don’t. I’ve fucked some real slags and always tested negative for both types.
herpeshavers rise up!
>>155091155oh wow, just looked it up and I think i had that end of last year
>>155091169nah your personality is why you'll be forever alone
>>155091067those girls don't have sex until their mid 30s
>>155091228looks like the league needs a cap
>>155091228>>155091259Stick to cricket queer
>>155091243>nick kurtzthat can't be a real name
My tigers play t ball defense
>>155091243yordan is insane, wish he stayed in the doggie doo org
Fuck brahs, can the Sox please keep the throwback on-screen graphics? I want to pretend it is the early 90s still.
>>155091067their dads
>>155091281pretty easy when you know what's coming
>>155091276and there it is
>>155091299lel
>>155091298there is nothing more cuckold than having a daughter
>>155091281he's cheating
>>15509128120% of the list were originally signed by the Dodgers
>>155091269kek
>>155091228My Mariners are NOT achieving fraudtangle exit velocity.
>>155091287they need to get rid of the strike zone too
>>155091228never thought my berds would sneak above the x axis
>>155091318maybe they should've paid yordong instead of cucker
>>155091179i take it black
>>155091333agreed and digits confirm
>>155091243I can never tell what this is sorted by
>>155091346dWAR
>>155091228There are four (4) good teams
>>155091333baseball is unwatchable without the strike zone on tv, only boomers can stomach that shit
>>155091343teabag in?
>>155091358I wasn't talking about tv broadcasts
>>155091346zscore of both columns
PRRRRRRRT
>>155091333Also gonna need some of those zesty Doublemint gum ads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sefHatyheE
the dinger-off in Vegas has started fellas
>>155091371zscores are Jewish lies
>>155091371In english doc
>>155090264Funny enough it's going to be a Hard Rock which is owned by the Seminole tribe
nu?
>>155091407so it'll match the Rangers
They should add double balls when the game is scoreless for 2+ innings
>POODRES
>>155091385how much better than the average they are
nu>>155091440
>>155091422man with 4 balls cannot walk
>>155091338I suspect there was something really shady with how they acquired him because they shipped him off quickly and cleaned house with the scouting department all around the same time. I think the Dodgers were probably transparent with the league and FBI and all parties probably wanted whatever happened to just go away. Maybe if they kept him, it would have been a different story.
>>155091243how is Soto not on this list?
>>155091457 a .500 ops with RISP will do that to you
freddie almost cried again