you wanna do it?>>155072862
ILILYILYA APTURO TOPTURO
Julius Gaethje
Justin Hokit
my prediction is that lopes/garcia will go to a close decision and people will say the loser got robbed
Cyril Gane
>>155082102who?
Infant Topuria vs Baby Gaethje
>>155082104not a real person
>>155082088bap bap bap bap bap
>>155082116Infant Topuria vs Baby Gaethje
Infinite Topuria vs Finite Gaethje
why does daner (hunter/ari) havent booked yair vs lopes, yair havent fought for years now and now he does have a legit beef with lopes
>>155081812Nah in Australia the internet options are terrible. Companies have monopolies of the market and offer dogshit speeds for extremely high prices. I did some research and starlink was in the mid range but offering a decent price deal. This is MMA related as I watch my heem's via internet
>>155082131Yair? More like Yesteryear
who the fuck is yair
Indian Topuria vs Mexican Gaethje
t-city
Justin wins, Ilia sins. Jesus has Justin’s back
Justin Greathje
Justine Gaethje
Justin Goythje
>go ahead >toss me on >youll be unstoppable
Mastin Groypje
⟟⟒ ⊬
Jörgen Gärd
Liam Torpesson
Sean O'Malley
swedes are no good
Sëan Ö’Máłłéÿ
>>155082234Sune Månsson
Alex Persson
What if Iran strikes the white house this weekend and we lose our two main heemers (ilia, chama)? gane won't perish though
>>155082255it would help clear up the rankings but not enough to book Arman
Calle Gång
>>155082255then it would be interesting
>>155082255Good thing the ufc blocks the exact location. Wouldn’t want them to know where the White House is
>>155082255Gane already thought of that.
>>155082255Yeah if we actually knew where the white house was then this would be a problen
@grok, generate me a video of justin gaethje stopping irans missile with his bare hands
>>155082290>first word that comes to mind when thinking of gane courageous.
only bombs in dc this sunday will be loaded into justin gaethjes hands
only bombs in dc this Sunday will be coming from Daniel Cormier's ass
ilia has never face anyone of gaethjes age and expertise. to put it in other words, the kid is fucked.
ilia couldnt be a good roommate let alone husband. be better
Nuclear Gane
Atomic Pereira
I'm NuclearI'm GaneI'm heeming upInside
Goon GanePoor PereiraGood GaethjePure Topuria
If Sean o malley had Nordic rune tattoos he'd be unstoppable
come on my dear retard garth. it's about time retards become champions. pls dont lose
If one man could hold you down and he was named Jon Jones, he could rape you
I think Gaethje can win
it's his turn damn it
Gaethje and Cooking with Volk linked
>I think Gaethje can win
Chills level critical
>>155082488
>>155082522Are we gonna hear John Pork chants?
Bo looking like a jacked up white boy. Ready to take what he wants and fuck the world raw. Respect.
Michael Chalmers, great guy, maybe it's Chandler, nobody knows. They tell me he's one win away from the title, they've been saying that for years. Very exciting, a lot of punching.
just weemed the meng twice now
>>155082522How does 'Chanko' become "john pork"?
>>155082522Indian daddy is gonna kill this piglet freak
>>155082522That'll put some butts in the seats
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
>>155082353zesty look
They're just fighting!
What was the last fight that mexicope was on here for?
NEW MMA JOEY IS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fFSVdw5R5Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fFSVdw5R5Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fFSVdw5R5E
He’s got full mount here Joe!
>>155082785A proper old fashioned Lee rigaping I fear.
Nobody gets Clozapigclitty squirting like it’s somalidaddies.
>I were on me bike the whole fight, he just simply couldn't catch me.SOON
>>155082772>>155082772
>>155082779what happened
KATIE PRICE FOREVER
Let's check what the wise folk at tapology are predicting.Ah, yes, it is as I thought: They are correctly predicting a Poatan win over G*ne. Likely to come via KO.And indeed, those picking G*ne are mostly doing it via decision. Certainly. if G*ne hopes to beat Poatan, he is going to have to lay and pray.
who is zahabi habibi
>>155082892I think Zahabi and Gane will win
>>155082887Why is he 70 years old?Piggies age like milk in the sun
>>155082909The court case aged him rapidly
huh?
I'm getting scared
>>155082931yeah the court case not all the alcohol and coke and roids
>>155082109my two favorite marvel heros
>>155082522guy from heem country vs guy from non-heem country. wow who is going to win
>>155082942HAHAHAAHAHA Im am dying
>>155082983go to the hospital desu
>>155082983Glad you got a chuckle out of it b
Nigger
>>155083008Don't say that shit!!
>>155083008What the fuck man
>>155083008m-moderators!
>>155083008
>>155083008no im not
>>155083008I’m listening.
>>155083008Many are saying this
in all honesty I’m actually excited for this card but not doing it on 4th of July is a missed opportunity on Dana. What’s hilarious is that my republican family who don’t even watch combat sports are having a watch party.
I wanna watch Alex heem Gone but I don't feel comfortable watching an event Sean Strickland isn't welcome at.
hole up where did the cloz posts go is he banned again
>>155083287youtube comments
very disrespectful
>>155083162I'm sure your children will appreciate your avoidance of all events within 500 feet of a school.
>finally make it to german mainstream media >it's a believe all women hitpiece KWAB
PIG DOWN
>>155083322Several?!
>>155083317you on a message reporting spree noah sr? kinda gay tbqhwy
I love brown immigrant rapists as long as they’re Alex Pereira, Chama!
>>155083322hashtag merle too
>>155083340You can't rape brazilian women. That's a fact.
>>155083349He lives in Connecticut
>>155083367To flee the (false) allegations
>>155083367>HE SPEAKS ENGLISH
>>155083327Merle, the chick that claimed that he assaulted her and his ex-wife (Trust us bro)
>>155083409Merle is a german race mixer so her word is less than dirt. The other two are brazilian thus not rapeable
>Uhm acktually its not rape if my wholesome 100 reddit chungus fighter is involved
>>155083429
>>155083429oh no he's seething
>ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD>A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A NEIGHBOR>WOULD YOU BE MINE?!>COULD YOU BE MINE?!>ITS A NEIGHBORLY DAY IN THIS BEAUTY WOOD>A NEIGHBORLY DAY FOR A BEAUTY>WOULD YOU BE MINE?! >COULD YOU BE MINE?!>I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A NEIGHBOR>JUST LIKE YOU >IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO LIVE IN A NEIGHBORHOOD WITH YOU>SO LETS MAKE THE MOST OF THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY>SINCE WE’RE TOGETHER, WE MIGHT AS WELL SAY>WOULD YOU BE MINE, COULD YOU BE MINE>WONT YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR?!>WONT YOU PLEASE?!>WONT YOU PLEASE?!>PLEASE WONT YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR :)
oh my god alex pereira raped women what does this mean for the sport?!
>>155083429rape that isnt followed up on by rape kits is just buyers remorse for whores after they get the free drinks and photos. turns out women have shit fight iq outside of the cage
>>155083444would be be on the White House card if it was anything more than a whore stuck in her feelings
>>155083452>brazilians known as ass fuckers (its their culture, please show respect)>woman shocked when brazilian fucks her ass
I can't enjoy these fights knowing one of the contestants abuses women!
I can enjoy these fights knowing one of the contestants abuses women!
>>155083452How did the rape happen?I need detailsAsking for a friend
Patriot Chads. How we feeling?
Your dad called me short, said you would smash me, all with a beer in his hands.
>>155083525>seek fighter to fuck>fuck fighter >not happy with being ghosted >claim fighter didnt make you cum>claim fighter made you cum with rape >never file police report >cry for attention>still don’t file report (can’t report what isn’t real)>wait to profit these women wanted equal rights.
>>155083409any pictures?
>>155083470Considering Zion don rapes little kids it’s probably why he’s on the sharthouse card
>>155083551What if she never reported it because even in feminist Sweden where we believe all women only around 5% of reported rapes lead to a conviction, which is probably lower in Brazil or wherever?
>>155083566teenagers b i heard megan kenny said it's coolbeit
>>155083566there are folks in your area committing crimes, crimes you could stop, crimes that directly and indirectly impact you and others, hurting your mma, yet you’re focused on donald trump, a known actor called the president of the United States, a position that has been all drama for 250 years, and documented. whats it like breathing through your mouth all day?
>>155083612your talking to a wonk pal
>>155083595Too bad then? If it really bothered her she would’ve killed him right? That’s how savages operate
>>155083612Agreed. Two dogs that took what they wanted and fucked the world raw. If that's not the American dream, then wtf is?
>>155083549>Your dad [is based]Thanks b
>>155083632Lol stealing that line from me shameless bappa smdh
>>155083642It was beautiful prose
>>155083625>If it really bothered her she would’ve killed him right?Not everyone is as high-t and have a giant cock like you anon
>>155083645bufferbrokiss.webm
>>155083322this shit was kino
>>155083525
>>155083671
>>155083671oh my god they were in a bar together well I'm convinced
Why did Ilia embarrass himself like this
>>155083706Hyperborea's concierge
>>155083726Izzy levels of cringe desu
>>155083554Just some silly tidbits from Merle >"On a trip to Australia, he poured a bottle of water over my head on the plane because I didn't deserve to be there.">before a fight in Salt Lake City in 2023, in which Pereira allegedly hit her in the face with money>threatened to get her arrested by immigration services >Pereira got her kicked out at Karate Combat by telling the organizers he had a restraining order against her. Which he didn't have.Kinda makes Poatan look like a cheeky prankster
>>155083726Be better
>>155083671You can tell from the picture she's a virtuous, respectable young lady. The only way she could have had sex out of wedlock would be rape. I believe her
>Hugo. What your step-mother did in Miami is not any of our business
>>155083726>we're fighting not dating>when I put you to sleep and you're lying there next to the rose
>>155083726>who's the short one, now?
>>155083726dear oh dear
>mi hijo
Twice divorced topuria will be a fighter on a legendary skid
>>155083813I remember being like 8 years old and watching tv in the mornings before school and people playing this game through their phone and trying to win stuff on tv
Everytime Topuria gets divorced his heeming power rises.I fear that Gaethje is gonna get his head blown open like a watermelon.
If a woman can chop Ilia down just imagine what Justin will do.
>>155083726>One, here comes the two to the three to the four>Everybody drunk out on the dance floor>Baby girl ass jiggle like she want more>Like she a groupie and I ain't even on tour>Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore
>>155083843two tweets filled with simp n seethe, we better get a third treat of a tweet today building up a pre pre Face/Off
>>155083858
does ilja actually think people see him as cool?
Is Garth allowed to bun loud during fight camp?
>Now, everybody in this bitch gettin tipsy~~Everybody in this bitch gettin tipsy~~>Now, everybody in this bitch gettin tipsy~~Everybody in this bitch gettin tipsy~~
i couldn't be more stoned if i was made of granite
I have so much wood, I could be a forest
>>155083984I chomped a 100mg edible last weekend and got really sad about how Gaethje is basically a retard and kind of dead behind the ehes, but when you watch him fight you can see him come alive.
>>155083968*blows reggie in face at presser*>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK REGINALD? *DOUBLE BIRD*
>>155084003Now apply that to every day people. The world is a heavy place, but this fight game? This fight game a shining star but all stars blow up
>>155084003i am being extorted by a psychopathic gypsy b it could always be worse for even braindead gaethje
>>155084003>100mg edibleDoubt
no nickel is going to get choked out
>>155084031i've eaten two 80ers before please don't embarrass yourself before heem
popped a 100mg allergy pill, im not drowsy, clear headed and confident when I tell you Justin Gaethje will beat that fucking faggot ilia in the first.
>>155084031It was not fun, felt like doing heroin
>>155084050based antihistamine soothsayer also gane fists poatans face
No need to flex weeds consumed, I trust you all have weak both tolerances and get Josh Van eyed on one hit of that nutmeg
>>155084053you have to work up to that b you could give yourself a psychosis if you don't follow the rules and cannabis psychosis is probably the most embarrassing thing to have on your cv
getting awfully redit in here
>>155082942This is so stupid, fuck I laughed hard
>>155084053No it didn’t.THC and opiates feel nothing alike, larper
>>155084056i could nut my meg on your forehead
my five year old son is taller than ilia and he's hapa
>>155084091how'd you pull a white woman b
>>155084031They sell an 1000mg gummy here b in addition to multiple baked goods with an range of 100 - 500 mg THC. Not unherd of b
>>155084089imagine thinking alex is anywhere near the striker jon is>>155084094my wife is chinese I'm the white one
>>155084094OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>15508409980-120 is about what they give cancer patients to shut up so should be enough for many meng
doubt any of you flyweights take this right hand from hell
>>155084003>I got high and made up some bitch shit in my head and criedvery iliapilled
>>155084078Idk b smoking heroin mixed with weed is pretty popular
a one gram dose of thc sounds a bit bonkers even for a heemster of my stature can you even saturate that much or do you schaub it out the aspinall
Diego Sanchez in the cage and Ricardo Lamas with the rage
>>155084094anon... anon has been raped...
>>155084131oil. iz always oil
>>1550840991g would leave me like Rogan in the smokebox
why is it that everyone gets so ass chapped over wmaf?
>>155084160MMA?
No vietnamese ever made me adopt two black boys and jerk off into a dixie cup.
>>155084159it's probably like datura by that stage
I once took two 500mg edibles and thought Star Wars Episode 7 was good.
wmma is fucking gay and stupid to talk about, no she won’t fuck you, no it isn’t technical, no it isn’t fun, no she won’t fuck you for acting like you give a shit about their shit fights, no she won’t fuck you. you liked that fight? she won’t fuck you. they are getting better? she won’t fuck you. you train with some killers? she won’t fuck you. some women are badass? she won’t fuck you.
>>155084176lmfao /heem/posters are such faggot homos!!!!i hope /box/kings don't see these posts
>>155084164white manAsian FemaleThere is lots of buttsex in those. I too find the overuse of that as a trope uninteresing and the reliance on lube a major turn off.
>>155084166all about matchups and if they are sub 230 you got yourself a skinny woman
>>155084179ye of lil fate
>>155084176A fate worse than death perhaps
>>155084187ass to mouth is fucking disgusting i'm still brushing my teeth
>155084187this doo wears and dress and gets butt pumped
>>155084176Wasn’t that one exactly the same as four which is one but with a black and a bitch
>>155084166Fuck sakes
>>155084204Yes I distinctly remember sobering up and realizing it was essentially Funny Games with silly casting mistakes
Justin will win.
Justin needs to hire Hokit as his manager and they can walk each other to the ring, sorry Ali.
>>155084251They need Supah Hot Fire in the mix
there is no way ilia wins. >divorced before 30 >been on the shelf>smug tweets>silly hats dis doo is fucked
Ilia is basically like Luke Skywalker when you think about it
Weed is the most gay and Reddit substance by far Gane will heem
>>155084257no one better in the second round than subpar hot fire
>>155084262spark up
Woke up to a very sore ass must have slept terribly
>>155084271happens to the best of us bud
>>155084271>cant gain top control in dreamswhat can you do?
>>155084262m8 u live on a gay island
>>155084259silly hats? can i see...?
If Ilia can KO you he can rape you
>>155084304ilja strikes me as too meek for the noble art
you think id let ilia land on me? he’d walk right into my trap, yeah I fight like the king greenean zombie
that fucking faggot midget would eat a hard teep from me if we were to meet BUT HE WILL TAKE YOU DOWN! yeah right. not once a hard elbow hits that block headed midget square
>>155084044>>155084053>>155084099Yeah what do I know about edibles.
I was watching an episode of Firing Line with William F. Buckley, produced by the Hoover Institution. It was an episode about taxation, and at one point the host, Buckley, referred to taxes paid by Jon Jones. I was stunned, for the episode had been filmed in the early 1980s—well before Jon Jones was even born.Wanting to go directly to the source, I mailed a letter to the television show’s listed address: P.O. Box 5966, Columbia, South Carolina, 29250. I inquired how they could possibly discuss Jones’s taxes when he had yet to come into existence. After waiting several months with no reply, I decided to contact the Hoover Institution instead.Though reaching the institution was easier thanks to its online presence, I still received no response. Frustrated, I headed to my local library, where the female staff know me well (and, I believe, are even somewhat partial to me). The most intelligent and learned of the librarians—a grey-haired octogenarian with a slight dowager’s hump—suggested that the host, Buckley, was likely using the name “Jon Jones” (or perhaps “John Jones,” as she put it) as a placeholder for the common man. It was not the MMA fighter at all, she explained, but rather a fictitious everyman, a nobody who might be anybody.I was stunned, but deeply appreciative of the help I had once again received from my local library.
believe in gaethje
>>155084323nice countertops good to see the kid doing well for himself
>>155084089
>>155084323wtf is a blue raspberry
Fucking drug addicts.
i had a dream i was training at an mma gym and a heavyweight was holding me against the cage and despite being able to avoid getting taken down it was way harder to escape from the pin than i thought it would bei remember feeling extremely annoyed by thisi do not train mma in any capacityi need to learn how to escape cage pins
>155084355sad cunt is still spamming this
all i need to do is get better with my underhooks, i mentally struggle with this for some strange reason
>>155084355Jesus that's grim. For both of them.
>>155084355Kek
>>155084388my fist is grim for your chin pal
>>155084384>cant get under hooks >never learned to hug you might have deeper issues, learn to love yourself.
>>155084399i always went for over/under hugs, never full body lock
perira will try to swing after getting eye poked and KO the ref stepping in it's going to be pav vs gane for the title
>>155084412pereira spams leg kicks then cheeses a kimura or some shi
anyone want to see something funny?
>>155084407Hit them with an arm drag then so you get to position yourself first.
>>155084425good call, will deploy at the next family reunion
>>155084424please be another ilia tweet
>>155084424turned my monitor on
Imagine what she'd have done to Fl*yd.
>>155084434>>155084433Bee Joe Pyfer
>>155084436yeah that's not bad
>>155084435MVP should book that fight and give Floyd trainers so he knocks her out cold setting up the Floyd vs Browne fight
>>155084436bees are good people. never met a suicidal bee, sure some rip their stinger out but thats their choice.
>>155084471there insects b
>>155084388i am debating myself whether i should make a version with Volkov's backfist or not btw does anyone have that tweet of Bones where he implies that he was diddled as a kid? cant seem to find It on the archives
>>155084459no shame would ask to lick the nipple. Im already at soccer in brazil, you cant stoop much lower. PFL Africa is a close second but no fluid exchanges in Africa
Ciryl Gane flew into Dulles Airport. The very same Dulles that founded the modern intelligence apparatus of the USA
>>155084494they have brains, make decisions, and have good souls. they are my kind of people
>155084498you could be spending this time with noah btw
>>155084259He has better boxing than over the hill Justin can handle. 2nd round KO
Slamdaddy has spoken on Clitia Topiglet’s AGP
>>155084516the terminal is designed by finland btw
>>155084519bee that as it may calling them people seems a beet (bit) silly
>>155084530Justin will be in retard rage mode. ilia is fucked. First, he didn’t have to talk about Mr. Gaethje like that. Second, ilia’s mother is a whore.
>i am debating myselfyou probably masturbate yourself too watching your little jones clips sick argentine freak
>believe in the guy who got subbed by kwabhib
WHITE HOUSE CARD WEEK
zero chance ilia leaves the lawn under his own power. the kids gonna go down hard, shouldve stayed humble.
>>155084561Khadaddy woulda porked Clitia’s chorizo cave in round 1
First, we are not friends. Second, I am not looking for friends.
>>155084565technically next week for us
>>155084535no one gives a shit about what some retarded goat humper says lmao
>>155084579in his dreams after clitia shatters his chin and places a rose next to his corpse and plants a goodbye kiss on his lipsmaybe!
>>155084582Sunday is the day of the lord and UFC. Get your shit together
>>155084592Islam doesn’t understand that BBC worship is the most import part of American culture
Take a look at my ex wifeshe's a miami thot (apturo, topturo)Not my only ex wifetoo short to keep a girl (apturo, topturo)
>>155084530best possible scenario for Garth is that he catches Ilia with an uppercut or a headkick a la Herbert as he goes for a body shot but the thing is that Justin does dip his head a lot as well, so the same could easily happen to him as well.
>>155084535
Poor ol spammy just got arrestedNo more daddy posting everyone....
>>155084787why did they arrest a trash can
>>155084801um actually its a wheelie bin
>>155084801Racist tweet.
>>155084661>Garth>head kick Wouldn't put money on it, b
>>155084787Allen hiding inside that can like a little trash baby retard
do y'all NIGGAS fr call it a wheelie bin
>>155084787
it's up https://youtu.be/z3mcw13XA3M?si=w3dI3eOuljw1-m7o
Topuria R1 brutal career ending heemGane DECO'Malley DECHokit TKORuffy TKONickal DECLopes SUBany objections?
Khamzat just wanted to taste Strickland's meat bradda
>>155084999Sup Sneed, how's your autogynephilia?
Robbing Zatdaddy killed all hype the UFC had left
Oh, is it my turn to be Sneed now?
>>155085030Added any more black tranny webms to your collection recently, Sneed?
Why does this schizo keep replying to me?
>>155085043Sneed admitted her penis is smaller than 6.5 inches in the same thread btw
This dude talmbout penis at noon on a workday, where's your job bud?
Self report as always
>>155085043Honestly? Respect.
It's insane how many of Sneeds posts have imprinted on you.
Bigger than a miami bitches BBL
AGPoatan’s double BBL has failed
I mean his posts REALLY stick with you, don't they?
The titanium bbl has failed!
Sneeds presence is like that of the mythical Chupacabra
got the uncs at work to say hawlg like schaubyes we do it often
Lamentfully, I fear.
schaub vs fuckin
more like the chupablacktrannya lmao
Take that thong out ya bussy, playa!
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
>>155085196More like one of these
>>155085238Nice selfie, really captures your essence
Take ya mom's thong out ya bussy, Sneeda!
Who revved him?
>>155084988>Topuria R1 brutal career ending heemJustin ruins Ilias life this Sunday >Gane DECGame by brutal clinch KO>O'Malley DECwhat a boring fight>Hokit TKOYes>Ruffy TKOonly watching if he smokes after winning >Nickal DECnah the other guys going to choke him, it’s in his nickname >Lopes SUBSteve will win this for America
Josh Hokit is the new hotness in the heavyweight division
Dih bi gah>>155085056
I want to taste his meat bradda
gane collects eyes like sharingans and pereira has some fucking peepers on himsoon.
Does Khamzat still wanna taste Strickbeast meat, or did he bite off more than he can chew?
>>155084459Why is Darren Till in that photo?
gooby going political
>>155085514I'll bet you do Sneed you big poof
>>155085551I wanna taste his meat bradda
Are they going to do post-fight interviews this weekend
>>155085549This wouldn't have happened if Gooby was president btw.
HEEMS STARTING IN 2 MINhttps://www.youtube.com/live/yMvB_ROvlKw?is=QSRqpN6ukz11X4FJhttps://www.youtube.com/live/yMvB_ROvlKw?is=QSRqpN6ukz11X4FJhttps://www.youtube.com/live/yMvB_ROvlKw?is=QSRqpN6ukz11X4FJ
Fighting is like the stockmarket and the highest stock around rn is Allen's (brendan)
Sneed has resorted to posting on a VPN I see
>>155085586Sweet Joseph...
>live
>>155085729Works on my computer retard
dude I'm about to go fuckin beast mode if you don't back the fuck off
>>155085766Sup Sneed, still a tranny loving faggot AGP sissy?
>>155085780I'm about to go Strickbeast mode
>>155085780are we sure we want to be doing that?
>>155085783Not that guy but you sound upset.
>>155085794>Not that guyTrue, you're a gal.
I don't get it man. Max tanked like 30 leg kicks from the goy.
A crescent of a lunar cycle until we enter the Gaethje era
>who's the short one now?
Black beast mode
>>155085885Lmao, there's no way he actually said that
White wine and you!
Notice how every guy Garth fights, gets heemed in his next fight, fizzy, max, the underground king, just a theory but i believe that Garth cracks their chin just enough to damage them but not to kill them and he does that repeatedly, imagine a glass surface that gets cracked all around but doesn't shatter only to do so later on, if this theory is true, Paddy gets flatlined in his next fight
Somebody get that dude some heel inserts and hair gel ASAP
the tafa brothers are maybe the worst fighters
>>155085921garth's dad wasn't even making fun of him. he was just comparing him to fiziev and chandler. ilia is deeply insecure about it.
Joe Rogan should get a hair transplant. He would look beautiful.
NAH FUCK THAT
My girlfriend has a big fat penis
>>155085998Tai, Tafas, Cm Punk, Michael Jackson
>>155086231Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point you need to post it 50 times per day?
you guys ordered your freedom 250 shirts yet?
>>155086240that fuck nah
>>155086253
>>155086252I just ordered my official Former Champion Khamzat Chimaev "let me taste his meat bradda" shirt
>>155086266God damn! Somebody get this bitch a pack of virgina slims and a can of Monaco ASAP
>>155086266Mrs Benavidez has been at Anik's medicine cabinet again...
>>155086266You know what they say if your tongue ain't twerking the pack ain't working , FUUACK!! Ayo lemme get a bump meg!!
coke seems like a horrible drug just weed and tobacco for me
>>155082617Pajeet, keep your cringe nonsense agendas to your shit country ONLYShiteater demons like you will either weep or grab his legs after beaten2500 years defeats not enough yet for you poo demons, kys rapebabihari
Ilia is HIM
>>155086372>coke seems like a horrible drugit's amazingJust do it once a month
>>155086372Good coke is for real just too strong. It's like of every time you wanted smoke you were dabbing a half gram of wax
>>155086397No. I don't think I will.
I hate coke but I love the smell of it xD
>>155086402cant you just take a little bit?
>>155086372Yeah It's expensive af and it lasts you 30 minutes
Uh-oh Connor is getting political again
>>155086424In theory sure, but snorting drugs doesn't even work like that cuz it'll hit you instantly so you'll be geeked as soon as you feel it
https://streamable.com/gx2nqe
>>155086457In Texas, they'd have shot each other dead and we would all be better off.
>>155086457Bro if somebody ever pulled a knife on me I would end their life so fast. It's crazy shit like that can fly in England.
>>155086457In California, they'd suck each other's dick and we would all be better off
>>155086504hell yeah brother
Lil bro still thinks Connor is relevant fuck off back to Facebook boomer
>>155086504He would taste his meat bradda
>>155086457kek
>>155086457yeah I got a gun and blade on me but Ill give you this right hand for free
>>155086514Who is Connor?
>>155086536>freeyeah right I've heard that before
>>155086514
Unc thought he had one up on Shrimp because he never went fishing, but Shrimp has actually flown an airplane before. Food for thought.
Bro that blonde midget Conor was dancing with at that motorcycle party was so fucking hot
All these people talking about fishing but Sneed is the only one catching catdaddys and largemouth bass on the regular as far as I can see.Fish for food.
Food for fish.
He sleeps with the fishes capisce
talming about fishes?
>>155086377friendly fire?
>>155086633Didn't I make this meme?
>>155082942>Justin, I'll suck your dick and eat your shit
Volks video catching giant lobsters on an island on the great barrier reef is incredible, check that out
*dabs*
>>155086642yeh you wish mate
>>155086642are you the same guy who made ankalasaurus? respect
>>155086701
>>155086668fish mate*
>>155086701No that wasn't me I just really thought I remembered making the Topuria fish meme
Shit in one hand and fish in the other and see which fills up first
gaethje times his left hook in the middle of ilia's combo. catches him with his right hand down. wake up ilia.
Ilia by rolling thunder
Conor is one win away from a title shot.
*ruins your event*
>>155086803For real?
King Julien why am I tied to a stick?
>>155086841nothing personnel
Perry vs McGregor in BKFC is gonna go so fucking hard in 2030
>lewis/zahabi is +1700
>>155086874good luck with that you fucking retard
>lewis/zahabi/gaethje is +8900
>>155085549this doo has several rape allegations (paid off one of them), several assaults caught on camera, is on coke 24/7if anyone is a danger to his society it's him
>>155086907all justified and he's not a brown turd person
let me tell you something. I respect the hell out of bo nickal.
>>155086907Why don't you go cry at a boarder about it you little rat?
5 foot NOTHING little brown bean ding dong of a ting you are
I saw pictures of the accusers they should honestly thank Conor.
>>155086924>>155086922Would you be joking if that was your sister or mother or wife? Do better.
>>155086953I'd be honored if BEASTnor touched my hog of a sister
>>155086953It's not your place in life to judge me.
>Señorita Xlitia, we've lined up the next chinless retiree for you to knock out!
>>155086978This fight has all the makings of an upset, that's all I'm going to say
oh hell nah free my nigga karmelo meng
>>155086985Ilia is going to be 10x harder than Paddy brah
>>155087002>10x paddyBut enough about your burger order clozzapiggy...
>keep getting heemed on street fightersometimes you just gotta walk away b
>>155087075Which character you play b
>>155087075Your nervous system is overloaded, playa!
>>155087075I'm a huge fan of you tyler1, had no idea you posted here
>>155087084that fat fuck Honda.
Sometimes I'll wake up and be losing sleep at night thinking about how I didn't play sports in highschool or college. It's tough,
>>155087075Move to tekken
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FvJOiZbPOI0?feature=share
>tfw 6’3 in hslowkey, anime and video games ruined high school life b
>>155087186I was already smoking weed damn near every day, and doing full AP classes then staying up late playing TF2 and jerking off probably 3 times per day on weekends
man you guys are faggots sometimes
>>155087233Why don't you kill yourself then?
Justin Goonthje
>>155087182what a fag>BJJ practitionerwhat a surprise
>>155087127Hoenstly? Respect
>>155087242
>>155087242An response like taht is only proving his point b. B better b.
>KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING LOSER>IM HERE TO EXPOSE YOU ALL>DONT CALL ME JUNIOR
>AM I RIGHT HEEM
just dropped a huge black beast in the till
we drop gaethje's in the gane here
>>155086841Factual post, only nerds cry about this
why did i wake up at midnight
Blokes wake up and the first thing they do is post on heem.org
>>155087548Conor hasn't won a fight in 7 years. What is there to cry about?
ITS UP https://youtu.be/Bm9SLOGk4Gc
>>155087574seizer wept when there were no more worlds to concker
THERE'S ONLY FOUR CONOR MCGREGOR'S
How does Ilia Topuria have so much aura?
>>155087613dense bones
>>155087573the first thing i did was fart
Which one of you is the guy who said he can control which fighters spammy calls daddy and which ones he says got raped?
Gane is going to make pereira look like an amateur
>>155087622that sounds like a sneed moment
>>155087613he's deeply closeted
>>155087635Wasnt me, he said he made spammy boy Hokit and that's a huge if true
>AURA?! >MORE LIKE BORE YA! >ILIA YOU LITTLE TWERP>ILL POP YOU LIKE A ZIT>AND TREAT YOU LIKE A PERP
i had a dream i had a khamzat beard and people spurned me>>155087657you live 8 hours from zestman go get us a picture
As you are aware, too much pleasure can be a very dangerous thing.
>>155087613Exactly what I was about to ask.GODpuriachads are enjoying these heembeddeds, seeing /ourguy/ in FULL confidence, knowing his victory is assured.But in a way, we also feel /ourguy/'s pain. It should be HIM becoming the first triple weight-class champ, not Poatan. But that is Islam's fault. GODpuria cannot fight if his opponent runs.
Happy Pride Month /heem/
>>155087669hell yeah
Yeah happy pride month
i drink, smoke weed, snort lines, vape, goon to hentai, gamble on sports, count cards at the casino, manage my polymarket account, and play vidyas every day so i dont always have time to post here
Hokit playing mindgames where even he doesn't know what the angle isliterally no counter
>>155087686Damn that's really based imo, I've just been replaying Pokemon Emerald and building a team of EV trained lvl 50 pokemon gonna face the elite 4 right now then try to beat the 7 battle frontier buildings I never could as a child
>>155087700honestly respect
oh fuck I'm gonna bake early
>>155087700I recently quit my HGSS playthrough. I forgot how cancerous Whitney’s Milktank was and how lucky you have to be vs it.
>>155087685Fedor....no.....
>>155087727Yeah miltank is a beast of a peach, I actually ran a miltank rollout cheese deck on the mobile card game last season kwab
>>155087686which sports?
>>155087751heemsports
Everything gucci'd out, fresh gear
>>155087764all gucci?
>>155087767Coach mac daddy, I don't charge a fee cos I'm already set ye?
>>155087781'>>155087781>>155087781
