The strength of the Wolf is the Pack, but the strength of the Pack is the Wolf
>>155102407F L A M E SLAMES
flames suck dick
>>155102454
amazing how far .800 sv% goaltending gets you in the leastern conference.
>>155102477kuemperbros.... we're relevant
What's your favorite thing about hockey, anon?
My penguins ):
THE CUP WILL BE IN THE BUILDING GAME 6.
>>155102514/hoc/
why doesnt trump going to the games in vegas? doesnt he own casinos there?
>>155102587he worships black people
flames? more likeLAMES
>>155102587I think it's just a hotel at the end of the strip. I don't think they have a casino there
>>155102587he knows boring when he sees boring
>>155102407So.... Flames are furfags now?
>>155102587He has ufc to worry about
>>155102587>why doesnt trump going to theJust how foreign are you to this language?
>>155102752People make mistakes anon
>>155102772I wouldn't necessarily call canadians "people"
>>155102796retard
>>155102752let me guess you drove home sober from work? lol
>>155102796this hoser knows what's up
>>155102831>>155102874The instant seethe is hilarious
>>155102587He had plenty of time to go to kitties finals but was busy kabooming stuff overseas.
>>155102874lol and you didn't. take off
>>155102895>ignores his own insta seethe
>>155102895im laughing at you being a faggot but you cope however you want to cope
>>155102910>n-no youlol bodied faggot
>>155102944>lol bodied faggothate zoomers so fucking much
Why are the canadians already so upset today?Oh...right
>>155102690>now
I love Gary but consider allowing pucks to scar after time expires if no one else touches the puck.It could have been OT last night!
I'm a boomer and bodied is slang older than me
>>155103056Talking to yourself again old man?
>>155102988>umad the quip of a retard
>>155103030I'd trust Gary if I was you anon. He has all his rules for good reasons even if they aren't obvious to you
>>155103074You'll get over it one day buddy. Just not today I suppose
>>155103030Little dottie got the shot to your bodySo dont resistOr ya might miss christmas
>>155102452R U L EU L E RL E R UE R U L
>>155103092no need to be so assblasted about it
>>155103075Well, I had a good feeling the Canes would win but the script could have used more juice.
This deer wouldn't stop following my dog and I today. It literally *blocks your path*Do you think it was trying to talk to me about the NHL draft in a few weeks?
I tote guns I make number onesI give mc's the runs drippinWhen i throw my clip in the ak i slay from far awayEverybody hit the D E C K
>>155103163>When i throw my clip in the akIt's called a magazine you fucking infant. Jesus christ... canadians
>>155103172>biggie was canadianlol
>>155103172I got 7 mac 11's about 8 .38's 9 9's 10 mac 10's the shits never endYou cant touch my richesEven if had MC Hammers and those .357 bitches
played the star fox demo
at Culver's, bros. Need anything?
>>155103137
>>155103223pot roast sandwich for me pls
>>155103223Nah I'll just buy my crinkle cut fries from walmart
puck drop in 15 bing
>>155103223Concrete Mixer
>>155103137Bro that looks like the park I walk in that has deer in it too here's a picture I took last year
>>155103311>date stamp from 2026
>>155102988you are a faggot.
>>155103321I screenshotted the picture in my phone to crop it and lower the file size
>>155103221did you need a guide?
>>155103311>bro that park has trees and deer too! Crazy....I think the deer has a fawn nearby and profiled my dog.
>>155103221Is Slippy in it?
my park has elkchads, deerfags could never compete
>>155103418Ok dick head I can see why that dog is your only friend
I know seattle is very wet but it gets snowy in winter right? I would feel silly supporting the kraken if I found out seattle doesn't even get ice
mooseGODS ww@
>>155103487We get snow and ice, but you should feel silly for supporting a shit team run by retards anyway.
>>155103525the plight of the snowbelt fan
>>155103566it's more of a rainbelt really
>>155103432All I would do is shoot Slippy down in 64.
>>155103487seattle and hongcouver have weather pretty close to ingerland
I can fix the leafs
>scoreless draw
no hockey today
>>155103706
>>155103717
[LeBrun] On Larkin: Yzerman went back to Brisson and asked to expand their original list of three teams, and my sense is that Brisson was receptive to that to some degree. So I don’t think we’re just dealing with the Wild, Golden Knights and Panthers anymore.
Canes win in six.They're slowly outplaying and wearing down the VGK.A lot like watching Kitties just slowly wear down the old and slow Soiler's last SCF, until the Soiler's were just like, "Here, take it bros. We're tired."
>>155103706>no hockey todaySTANLEY PUP on NHL channel>STANLEY PUP on NHL channelSTANLEY PUP on NHL channel>STANLEY PUP on NHL channelSTANLEY PUP on NHL channel>STANLEY PUP on NHL channelSTANLEY PUP on NHL channel>STANLEY PUP on NHL channelSTANLEY PUP on NHL channel>STANLEY PUP on NHL channelSTANLEY PUP on NHL channel>STANLEY PUP on NHL channel
>>155103223triple plain and cheese curds
>>155103966>endless lulz on Babcock sideshow>Canefederacy planning paradenobody gaf about Larkin anymore
>tfw severe thunderstorm warningdon't know if we'll make it through the night bros I'll see you in Valhalla
>>155104024I think Brad Marchound is gonna piss on Jack Chews.
>>155103566I think seattle + minnesota + buffalo is its own belt
>>155103706But tomorrow!Scoreful draw for my gators atm.
Took out a tranny bros (removed a transmission from my car)
>scoreless first intermission at the Hertz Arena in Estero, FL
>>155104018It's been quite the war of attrition.Each goalie letting the pucks fly in yet the series is tied with both sides showing occasional brilliance in scaring.Canes finally going all the way would be huge after all the ecf failures and vegas on a quasi cinderella run of misfits and no expectations.Gary wins either way.
>>155104077and yzerplan-era detroit
>>155104275that was dumb, how are you gonna drive it?
>>155104293With great difficulty, swearing, and blisters, I managed to put it back with a new clutch
>>155103706Watch a hockey movie.
>the city of Florida
>>155104420KC has the juice, not looking good down 3-0 in any series so I hope they keep fighting!
>>155104451Kelly Cup often ends in a Gentlemen's Sweep or worse >I posit that Estero has lost the fire that gave them a threepeat, and this may be their final hurrah
i wonder if the devils should try to get in on larkin instead of extending hischier.
>>155104544https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/report-dylan-larkin-trade-list-232559034.htmlImagine he fucks off to Edmonton to try and rekindle the magic with McChickensammy and Coach Babs, if only just a giggle
breaking news hormuz is no longer straight
>>155104397I count Happy Gilmore but always loved The Mighty Ducks as a kid.
>>155104730Optimus Pride Month
>>155104077yeah the cuplessbelt
*blocks your path*
dallas needs to trade ottingger he's a fraud and is going to cause them big cap issues
>>155104987* throws stick *
>>155105003JEN
>>155104987I hate this aislop aesthetic for posting on here, but I like it for small businesses, there's an electrician in my town with a Gay Ripped Zeus Truck that always makes me smile
Post images Mike Babcock would find on your phonehttps://youtu.be/EtYwhy5NKaI
legendary blue jackets coach mike babcock
The NBA got a sticky bros...
>>155105211This but unironically
>>155105331/hoc/ still doesn't do game threads
>>155105327It's not even an elimination game bros....
>>155105161
damn the canes are literally america's team
>>155103698
>>155105358first trump now the janniesgary lost
nice brewers with a run in the first
>>>gary lost
>>155105468She has betrayed at least three pwhl teams in three years #girlboss
>Pussy Whipped Hockey League
>>155106002There are plenty of Canadian players who WON on that Panthers team.
>>155106002>back to back
>>155106030UH OH..... HERE IT COMES....
>getting shut out by a single goal
>"Me? I love hockey bro and all countries that like hockey too bro. It doesn't matter who wins the cup as long as we all have a good time with our bros.."
>>155106030It's kind of crazy how predictable canadians are just running around in circles with the same cope every time
stop being mean to them
>TIL Claude Lemieux cause of death was suicide Wtf?
>>155106428CTE is scary :(
>>155106489gary said its not real
>>155106428Gary showed him the next 5 years of scripts
Gimmie a >rags
>most dangerous draw in Estero, FL
>>155106507Its very popular for people in positions of power to lie right now.
OVERTIME???God the slurp was worth it.
wtf adam silver goes to nba games, why doesnt gary go to nhl games?
just found out about Pride Month and gay sex, wtf is this real??????
playan my mouse game bro's>>155103432yep it's remake of 64>>155103384no i btfo the only level you can try (the asteroid level)
>>155106604it's real and it's heated
>>155106428>just trust the retards in the lab to not fuck up the work or the experts that could cost billions to a company saying otherwiseThe NFL can't hide their famous bucks dying so have to pretend to care basically.
>>155106507Gary Bruce Bettman is a [redacted]
>extra puck in Florida
>>155106646A nice man and kind to his interns
>>155106777That checks out
>>155106507that was stone cold
just got stoned bros, gonna go look at lightning
>>155104918>laffs
>>155106777Based
>>155106428Have you been a sleep for two weeks?
AAAAAND THE RADIOOOOO ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Why is the NHL media 90% crinkly, doughy, middle-aged Canadians?The NHL is now 40% Canadian.This is why Kucherov can't win shit and McDavid puts up useless slop stats against tanking teams and gets drooled over for weeks on end in our fucking Twitter feeds by these gross old faggots.
>>155107226Not fair to lump Mike Johnson in with those other guys. The man knows his hockey and isn't afraid to tell it like it is.
>>155107226When the experts pickes soilers it makes you wonder who pays them.
>>155107226It's a fucking mystery, I tell ya
>>155107226/hoc/ has been wondering when stephen a will discuss the nhl for years, decades even.
>>155106896Got high and looked at the sky. Jupiter and Mercury have bern bright for a couple weeks now.
Get fuckt, Kansas City>gg, Eblades
>>155107360Who's Stephen and Will
>>155107381I believe that's Venus in procession with Jupiter
>>155107430LET'S FUCKING GO!
>>15510732342%(and dropping)Appreciate you making OP's pt that NHL media is wildly disproportionately Canadian
>>155107493buds dreaming of being the next stephen
>>155107381Mercury is only visible at sunset/sunrise, the bright one is Venus.
been grindin these bones for over an hour
>>155107535>Mercury is only visible at sunset/sunrise, the bright one is Venus.It's amazing that people's spatial reasoning and geometry are so shitty this needs to be stated to them.Nigga's need to spend more time on high school math and less time drooling over hockey players.White men are becoming legit useless to civilization.
>>155107630I get it if you only lives in a light polluted sunbelt city like Vegas, lucky to only see Venus and Jupiter at best unless you innadesert but I understand the simple think well Jupiter is biggest planet so brightest right?
>>155107630>Pay $200k to send son to hockey academy>Drain retirement and son's college fund>Son and all of his 25 teammates make combined $1m in hockey earnings>Son and all of his 25 teammates spend next 60 years begging Indians for jobs trying to do door to door solar panel sales or get job grifting next generation of boys to pay $200k to waste formative yrs at hockey academyWhite men are useless.We're legit doomed.
>muh planetsnot real reatards
just watched Godzilla: King of The Monsters. What did I think of it?
>>155107815Which one did Godzilla nuke the UN?He supports the sunbelt desu and by extension Gary.
The only thing we can truly claim to be real is Time, And the only Time that matters is Hockey Time>may Hockey Time be everlasting, Amen
>>155107815is that the one where mothra shows up to save the day
>>155107381>>155107535>>155107630kek get fucked astronomy faggot retards. this is /hoc/ not r/atheism
>>155107898>basic geometry any 10 year old in 1960 could explain>"How can you bewitch us with this astronomy wizardry?!?!?!?"whites are retarded and doomed
>>155107815is that the one where he has to protect the scientists and as hes dying him and that nip scientist share that special eye contact?
>>155107898Houston heems Dallas Stars.
>>155107939>>155107863nah the one where moth saves him and all the other monsterbros show up after at the end
>>155107815You thought that Rodan wasted by having to share the screen with Gidorah, and would have been better suited as a secondary antagonist in GxK instead of Shimo.
>>155108192kekAs a kid it was kino seeing the monsters team up, just like American teams in the NHL.
i took a girl to see godzilla 2000 in the sweltering summer of 2000
>is this the one where mothra shows up to save him>nah
>>155107898Venus is in-system from usMercury, even more soso we would have to be pointed in-system to see themwhenever the side of the Earth that you're on is pointed in-system, you're pointed at the sunthe sun's light is usually bright enough to occlude Venus and Mercury -- except in a brief window of time after the sun has "set" (because the Earth has rotated far enough for the sun to be behind the horizon), but before Venus or Mercury have also gone behind the horizonbecause Mercury is closer to the sun, it has a smaller orbital radius, so its position deviates less from the sun's position from our vantage point -- which is why you have a smaller window of time around sunrise or sunset to see Mercury than you have for Venus
>>155108333>as a kidwhat the hell i was in my 30s when this came out
It sucks Gary isn't real, he would be a cool guy to grab a beer with IRL
>>155108565Venus? More like MY PENISAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
>no hocket tonight
>>155108623It sounded like the plot to the monster island brawl way back, forgot they still made these.
>>155108713Florida won, Kelly Cup continues.
garybros i think adam might have mogged us this year
>>155108647It was funny he took time aside to hype vegas as a hocllkey town before game 4 on espn.
>>155109025>up 76 at the half>blow itIs that like a 6 goal lead?
this mina game is FUN!!!
Thanks for educating me on the planets bros the AI said Venus is visible at sunset but goes away early. Should have known better than to trust the AI.
Did you guys know that King Kong went to Hong Kong to play Ping Pong with his Ding Dong?
THE NEW YORK BASKETBALL KNICKERBOCKERS
what's everyone else up to besides watching that other sport we invented for amerilards to obsess over
Playing Injustice 2.
not a big basketball guy but that was fuckingK I N OINO
>>155109682based. i'm playing mina the hollower bud
Did NHL have a pumberball era too?
unabashed rigging over in the nba, gary would neverwho the fuck watches that shit
tay tay was there :3
>>155109828retard. the knights have had 10 goals taken by the refs this final
>>155109828>Trump is there>Taylor swift is there>Tons of other a-list celebrities>gets a sticky on /sp/you lost
>>155109898sports equivalent of jingling keys in front of a baby
My Flames would draw the who's who of Canada 2bh
>>155109898what did i lose?
>>155109935eh it was based bro
>>155109966not tate mcrae she is the la malinche of canada
>>155109349They get a sticky for an epic comeback but I call it tanking for gamblemaxxing revenue after the half.Gary has tried that this series which made game 3 an all time most viewed in ploffs history.>>155109201It does but not as early as Mercury but Venus is often dubbed as the evening / morning star because it is far more visible and longer.Same reason you never see them overhead like Mars.
>>155109966there is no famous people here. They all move to the US.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO2LuJBnCj4WILL YOU BELIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE IN MEEEEEE TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
>>155110004she's based because she only attends A-tier sports events and doesn't waste her time with peasant leagues.
>>155110140gib olivia gf she's frens with robert smith
>>155110140why is there a female monkey sitting next to them?
>>155110186>they put glasses on itKEK
>>155110031>tanking for gamblemaxxing revenuethe nba has been transparently doing this shit since sports betting was legalized meme league
>>155110140Yoko Ono is alive?
yoko rules
>>155110140I want to sniff her vagina
>>155110214Their reffie went to prison for fixing their playoffs agaist the kangz long ago iirc, just an isolated problem! lol
>>155108544>sweltering summer of 2000That's fine but really question is what were you doing during the sizzling summer of 92?
>>155110335probably playin super nintendo
>>155110318Average irish moment luckily wes mccauley would never do that
>>155109785Sounds good bro looks like a zelda rip off
opposite
Edmonton going through with this Babcock investigation as a middle finger to Bettman and the league for all the crap we’ve dealt with over the years is pretty amusing Keith’s cap, Kane LTIR investigation, and now siding with Vegas over Cassidy Sorry for the distraction Gary!
>>155110392yea exactly but it's harder than any zelda. there's some og castlevania mechanics like knockback faggotry but it's still fun
>>155110482>sign a contract>seethe when you get to sit home and get paid for freecassidy is retarded kwarb
>>155110482Remember Biz "joking" that Babcock was looking at bros' dick pics?Wasn't joking.Soilers and leafs love them their middle aged gay men and boys.
Eizeh yofi!
>>155110584grim
>>155110335Confirmed when shit was down.https://vocaroo.com/11NE1w5GoKFb
>>155110584reading this really made me think
look at taylor swift wearing my oilers' colors :)
>>1551098855v10 (Including Gary in that cause he regrets letting Hart back in?) is tough as fuck, it's just reddit and most people don't care cause Las Vegas.
>>155110786https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
>>155110786this bitch is shameless
>>155110584I don't think that there are even 1,000 Jews in all of North Carolina
>>155110817
>>155110817>go cavs for life>go knicks for lifeWhich is it?Glad Gary limits this shit.
tate board taytay walled fuckfaggots need to scram
>>155110814trvke
>>155110816CUTE
>>155110786why doesnt she cheer for any teams from pennsylvania, the state she is from?
>>155111038more importantly why doesnt she have any children
>>155110786>>155110816Fucking cringy attention whores.
>>155111065i was a gaylor for years
>>155111038She was too busy stumping in TN iirc and not for predators.Gary is smart avoiding celeb slop as best he can.
>>155110786>my oilerskek raped bitchKWAB
>>155111071that means ya gay
>>155111091didnt they lose that game? (and she never went to another hockey game again)
>>155111120Sounds about right.
fearless through evermore rules
>child attention span zero>sports>only wizards enjoy the slurpers>indy 500 - actually it's a last lap race now>nba - it's always been a last posession winner take all, you rike?>nhl - another come from behind OT winExpect this all regular season to drive up ratings.
>thought i beat the boss>phase 2 XDkwab
>>155111038i'd like her more if she showed up on broad street and chucked batteries at crosby
>>155111330A true d battery fan.
>0 goals in 9 Stanley Cup Final games>1 goal in 10 Western Conference Final gamesthe "mcbridesmaid killer" btw
>>155111585still has his name on the cup unlike a certain mcfraud
>>155111316Should have used a guide bro
>>155111609BUT IT WAS HIS TURN
marner towels selling for $100 on ebay. WOW.
The Budhiker's Guide to the Woniverse
marner toilet paper
>>155111585he has 1 powerplay goal in his last 110 games
>>155111646Worth more now post hat trick in case canes win gary's cup desu
ya that's right, get it out while you can boys. because soon we won't be calling them that anymore.
>>155111609>>155111637Eichel has never been a better player than Davo, and he never will be. He'll never reach those heights. A perennial journeyman compared to a once-in-a-lifetime player.
>>155111709journeyman means you played for a lot of teams. eichel has played for 2.
>>155111680Forget the gary offs, the kwaboty and what to call my morning and paid time shitters is headline news.
I'm jealous the NBA got an exciting finals and we got jack shitthanks gary.
>>155111709McGaykid might be the best hole digger that ever lived but while he was 50 feet down shoveling away Eichel got an excavator and some dynamite and blasted his way to China.Doesn't matter if you never reach the objective.
>>155111632cope i beat em we don't use guides here i certainly didn't in the water temple
>>155111748its just a rig
>>155111748>2-2 series>each game has been back and forth goal fests>2 overtimesIt's been great as a neutral fan highest ratings ever in the states, 5 million viewers per game. It's just too bad that the NBA is averaging 23 million so it overshadows hockey.
>>155111667we don't call those that here now your post should be worded:mackinnon yzerman paper
>>155111748>NBA>exciting>these NHL finals>not excitinganon...
>>155111808who gives a fuck about what happens in the games. The teams are garbage. You could have a 11-10 score fest and I would care less.The NBA has their new face of the league vs New York and their rabid fanbase trying to end their drought.
>>155111815the game was pretty good today and I don't even really watch NBA. They were up 30 in the 4th quarter and blew it.
>>155111756The melty is a kwab HOF moment.https://youtu.be/Wwfz-4kS1jECoach situation case in point now.
dug the fuck in against the boss
>>155111682Crazy how an entire team swarming one player every time he touches the puck leads to him drawing penalties. Totally unexpected. But sure, let’s also ignore the fact he’s been leading the league in missed calls since he got drafted.
No one watches that basketball crap nigga
>>155111899based I beat the raphael multiverse
>>155111815Dude is a stunt double peyton manning that said fuck not here.
do it for /hoc/ mitchie
>>155111953I believe in Randy, but if Marner goes off again and forces a game 7...
>>155111934based. raph rules
>>155111953what we need is for JACK EICHEL TO SHOW THE FUCK UP AND FOR THEODORE AND ANDERSSON TO PLAY THEIR POSITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155111953>soilers multiple times
>>155104018lobsterclaw ahh hands nigga
Just found out this sign was shopped
>>155106896Bro a huge storm is rolling in out of nowhere, lightning everywhere the temperature dropped 6 degrees and now i have a pounding headache
>>155112239had 40 mph winds here all day it was gay
>>155111743unc coach
>>155112177yeah the original said "you sucked our dicks" instead
In honour of Babs coming back probably, here is a funny video from when he stepped down from Columbus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ch06mDBfrU
>>155112522i dont think he's coming back, they say he did worse things in columbus besides asking to see players phones that the media doesn't know about
>>155112556You're probably right, but we'll see. Apparently 1 of the Oilers players said they'd quit the team if he was hired on
>>155112591they finished investigating long ago, any "problems" they have now is blowback from the pa. they just have a different narrative for the media.
playing the adventures of elliot demo
>>155112716think i'm going to play this game called Sword and Fairy: Together Forever. it's a final fantasy rip off.
We need a designated retard who’s job it is to make sure /hoc/ threads don’t get slid off the board due to divegrass spam.
>>155112737sounds like what this is kek literally a guy with a sword and a fairy made by square. i think it takes influence from 2d zeldas. guess im on a 2d zelda like vibe right now
>>155112522>>155112556>>155112591>>155112617Stan bowman who covered up a player getting raped by a twink half his size can get hired but babs is where they draw the line?
mike "show me the slampig" babcock
great interview /hoc/
>>155113080>who's your favourite team?>morgan riley kek
>>155113080KEK based retard
>>155111065because "she" is a man, and a man cannot get pregnant, regardless of what jews say.
kid dumped his latinx gf
>>155113215based hutson
>>155103137that looks like a pure garbage dog
>>155113080>how do you feel about team canada getting silver medal?>I liek didney crosby
>>155103525>cue Twin Peaks intro
>>155113269didney
>>155112177>>155112501
>>155113270krak
>>155113080Genuinely what it feels like talking to some people here
>>155113270>>155113307fugg
official twin peaks girls ranking:lauraaudreyshellyannienormapowergaplucynadine1000x powergapdonna
>>155113311have fun
>>155113347shelly above laura and you're right
>>155113375for decades i couldn't pick between shelly and audrey but laura eventually took over. her tits out in fire walk with me is too kino
>>155113347you only like laura 'cause she's dead. REAL ORDER: shellyanniefire walk donnalauraaudreymaddie (doesn't she look JUST like laura?)donnanormalucyjosiesarahlogladynadine
>>15511339619yo Audrey had tits out in The Wild Life, or it may have been a body double
this is what happens when you make a flames themed thread. this shit genny turns into /tv/ and /v/. i hope someone starts posting beautiful women doing beautiful women things so i can at least get off. go canucks go.
>>155113432/hoc/ is a lynch genny nucksbro
goilers
>>155113432
>>155113446is that bedard?
I have a theory that Ben Eager took this penalty, then spent the rest of career taking bad penalties in hopes of getting flashed again.
I don't remember any posts about the Dallas Tits this year. Did she not show up?
>>155113499yes.
>>155113499stop having indecent thoughts about /ourboy/
>>155113514the silicone in her tits exploded outward and she died
something something larkinsomething something yzerplan
>>155113513holy fupa alert
>hey, did you guys see all those ads about the dirty jew during game three?
>>155113576Morgan Riley!
>>155113534lmao what a dumb slut
>>155113563lmao people these days would lose their shit if one of the 27 year old star players was banging a 15 year old
>>155113683shit yeah, people these days bitch when a 27 year old man dates a 25 year old
people these days are the worst
nah im aight
>>155113776>canadian>talks like a niggeryou are exactly the worst.
being a pedo is lame desu
>>155113849Oh you don't like Flames fans?
>>155113903back in my day they were mild fans
>>155113911still are sadly
>hags
what would /hoc/ do for a klondike bar?
>>155110786Member when some guy in 4chan named her cat
These SCF games have been terrible hockey and I won't pretend otherwise Literally zero defence, breakaways all the time, just total boring pond hockey
>>155114804Thank you Gary
The only thing they fear is Bedard
>>155114851Can't wait for him to sign for cheap with my leafies
>>155114804and its only going to get worse from here
>>155115187>laffs
>>155115640replying an hour later with your favourite team
>>155114493>immediately takes me back to watching price is right as a kid but never actually eating a Klondike bar
>>155115683>laffs
>>155115710yep, that teamthe one you think about when you wake up
All leafs are presumed Indian until proven Chinese.
>>155115722good morning rajeesh
>>155115718>laffs
>>155114804proxy off windy
>>155115747and the one you'll obsess over all day
>>155115754>Samir
>>155115640>>155115683>>155115710>>155115718>>155115747>>155115754>>>
>laffs>1967>american laffer obsession
No cups on colour TV
>>155115914https://youtu.be/gatNKICLmxM?si=-1cyprFPZTTBzXFk
>>155110918
What's the chance that Mackenna pulls a Lindros and requests a trade when Leafs draft him?
>>155116028((( laffs ))) and their bud ((( Gary ))) will never allow that.
>>155115906>laffs
>>155116083american laffer obsession, right on cue>laffs
go vegass
>>155116088Also, >Samir
this is samir's board
>>155116106>...the stench... the stench...
really question the skin colour of a poster that spams >laffs and >samir before 10 am
>>155116110Don't have to question the source of the awful Samir stench.
mackinnon's not welcome in my city
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCCCHVHzFLw
Huomenta Today there’s exciting hockey
Laffs? You mean like laughs?
>most-watched finals in NBA history probably>stickied threads>A-List celebs in the crowd and the president>historic comebacks>World Cup alsoBro's its completely and utterly 100% joever for hockey bros.....it doesn't matter if we grow the game in the sunbelt because we're just gonna get bootyblasted
Shant be watching
>>155116549its over I'm gonna start watching Pespallo
>>155116569the girls one for asses right
>>155116581haha yeah and ski racing
good morning Canes Nation
[China news]https://thethaiger.com/sport/chinese-ice-hockey-player-banned-after-punching-thai-referee
>>155116708Good morning what are we eating today
>>155116720I'm thinkin Arbys™
>>155116719Gary could learn a thing or two from this
landescum won the masterton for playing through a little hurt? lmao.
>>155116742respect
>>155116720I haven't had anything yet but I'll make a sandwich in a little bit
The series is tied.Two wins each.Four battles fought.Four battles survived.And now, everything changes.The storm believes it has broken our momentum.It believes it has shaken our confidence.It believes it has forced us to take a step back.It is wrong.Because toknight, the Knight does not return to Raleigh alone.The Dragon marches beside him.And behind them comes the Legion.An army forged through every battle of this playoff run.Through every hit.Every scar.Every setback.Every victory.The storm has shown its strength.Now it will see ours.No more waiting.No more defending.No more looking back.Toknight, the Kingdom marches into the storm.
>>155117098>we bring the warwhy does it have to be so violent
ate too much candy last night my tum hurts
BaseballBasketballWiener dogShort shorts, cigaretteSurf board, ping pongRugby ball, Wiener dogSkiing down on the beachSportsSportsSportsSportsBeach ballVolleyballNaked girls and naked boysDo the dance down on the beachSmoking dope, short shortsCigarette (Wiener dog)Getting high in the morningBuying things off the internetSportsSportsSportsSportsGetting high in the morningNot answering callsVolleyballBeach ballSurfboard, baseballs
go canes go
>>155116181This but we also revoke citizenship
i shall spread misinformation on /fit/ today. i hope to harm the zoomer lurkers. bye for now /hoc/.
World Cup spam is already starting and it's going to be that way for a month, watch out /hoc/.
>>155117320
>>155117524I'm going to stay in the comfort of /hoc/ where all my frens are
Important game tonight that could possibly impact each teams playoff outcomes. Thoughts?
>>155117860These teams wouldn't stand a chance if they had to play in the Stanley Pup
>>155117884Dylan Barkin would own them.
bussibros...
>>155117963yeah gg vegas won
>>155117320Do you have any good tips for Jelqing?
>>155117320Can you teach me how to bench 3pl8?
>>155117963andersen wasnt even dressed for gm4
>>155118042He was naked!?
>>155117860Gary slop Shant be watching
>>155118046yes and in my bed, problem?
when do these finals end (nobody cares about these two shit teams) and when does the draft start so we can start really talking about MY GOAT the FLAMES
>>155118062were you dressed?
is it true that someone got butt fucked back in 1992 on a pretty high heat index warning day?
>>155118218My mom did, i'm afraid
>>155118218I only know about the one that happened on a rather unseasonably chilly evening in 2022
>>155118071yeah lets talk about the flames, they sucked last season and the season before that and guess what this season they're gonna suck some more.
>>155118071Super Based >>155118396Super Cringe
softlin would never btfo someone like this. the guy is bitchmade incarnate.
>>155118062You’re a kind friend for housing him
Is it true what they say about Flames fans?
Next year is for Islanders and Flames Nation bro's
>>155118611furfaggot
>>155118611Hell yeah thats what friendship is all about
heem all swedesgas all finns
>>155118611Dear John Tavares...
>>155118806hug all canadians
>>155118848Can we kiss you too?
>>155118862if you play your cards right, sailor
>Larkin already folded and submitted like 6 more teams Lmao He's going to go to some random shithole like Calgary at this rate.
>>155118848i want more than that
>>155118878I don't have any cards
>>155118862kiss deez
>>155119027What's deez
>>155119000Bros they're already making fun of us
>>155118915Did Stevie diddle him or something?
>>155119169DEEZ NUTS
>>155118806Cope we love finns (and like Swedes)
7 hours until puck drop
>>155119406who cares about this dead sport. the knicks are winning the freakin nba
>>155118611Raped AI slop made for retards
>>155119462
>>155118915Calgary is a top 5 city in the world you fucking jeet easterner
>>155119918source?
>>155120041Bret HartBenoitthe list goes on and on
>>155119918People are dying to leave (see Johnny)
Take me down to the Carolina CityWhere the sex is gay and the cocks are pretty
>>155120225the guy who murdered his family and then offed himself isnt a reputable source
>>155119918it's not even a top 5 city in alberta kwab
>>155120352that happened in the sunbelt really makes you think
>>155120400yeah even a lunatic like him fled calgary
in 1927, a german university lecturer named werner heisenberg came to a seemingly paradoxical conclusion, that, the more we know about the position of a particle in physical space; the less we know about its momentum, and vice versa.
>>155118848But they smell and are actually Indian invaders ;(
>>155120478it was Kevin Sullivan performing a satanic ritual
>>155120602Could he see the puck?
Should be repeated soWe need a designated retard who’s job it is to make sure /hoc/ threads don’t get slid off the board due to divegrass spam.
>>155121138Vote for me!
in 1927, a german university lecturer named werner heisenberg came to a seemingly paradoxical conclusion, that, the more we know about the position of the puck in physical space; the less we know about its momentum, and vice versa.
>>155121138There's stiff competition for designated retard
>>155121138I'm retarded but I feel like I might be too retarded for a big job like this
>>155121640We can workshop that.
>>155121708Should I put my helmet on?
Just made a TREMENDOUS grilled cheese and turkey sandwich, folks. Great sandwhich, know them very well, I only know the best cheeses and breads unlike Sleepy Joe and KahMalAh who use cheap bread and Kraft singles, absolutely terrible.
>>155121793Yeah
>>155121870I had a grilled cheese, turkey, ham, and salami sandwich
Will the fujoshi girlies like darnell nurse?
>>155121870Yum. For me, it’s monte cristo
I’m afraid dive grass will kill/hoc/ tonight
>>155121870>>155122007>>155122544With mustard?
on the radio they said nurse for orielly (idk the name of the shitty leaf defenseman)
Leafsnation, how do we feel about Andershart or Marner getting their name on the cup while >we missed the garyoffs?
Can't make the next thread again bros, cooking up some more Flames OC
>>155122740Does USA play tonight?
>>155122740Sad>>155122962Friday
>>155122950AI slop doesn't count as oc bruddah
>>155122950But it’s playoffs time
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