Im new to this sport. Is the UFC today?
dogshit thread
BREAKING: Ding Meng has changed his name to Phut Bol
we are all /heem/
>>155135786Ilia does this to Garth sunday night (except garth will tap cause he's a fucking heartlet little bitch)
>>155135819Does Niglia know how to grapple?
>>155135779doo hates israel but loves immigration make it make sense
>>155135674Fuck Dana
Gayshit? Gayshit is weak
>>155135904Please tell me you're being facetious b
>>155135475proof
*enters the thread and blocks your path*
3 days until Gane fights.
AI users? Subhuman.
>>155136294Can't wait for Gane's 2nd era
iljaing the poatan
>>155136287
while you're posting on heem trevor wittman is studying the tapewhile you're taking a schaub trevor wittman is making the calculationswhile you're heeming your meng trevor wittman is formulating the gameplan
>>155135757hehe
> disclosure day releasing tomorrow> all eyes will be on ufc 250 freedom> iran warI'm not convinced that it all isn't a stage for something. the question is... what? hopefully we at least get to see the fights before the UFO lands or the fake nuke lands.
>>155136470Why is this cunt so insufferably cringe?
there is a high probability that chandler dookie dan's ruffy. he can hapslpode with the best of them.
>>155136287Hoenstly? You cooked micht this one b
>>155136625except ruffy is good and dan is shit
>>155136591Guilt
>>155136642he went to a decision with a guy from peru who has no wiki page and has been training with adesanya
>>155136675dookster went to decision with nasrat haqparast
Michael Chandler is 40 years old.
>>155135674Honestly? I want to catch lobsters on a sunny beach too
>>155136757So is Davey Grant.
da fuq? how did I never hear about this? > Silva faced Bryce Mitchell in a submission grappling match at Hype FC Brazil: Rio on March 11, 2026. The bout ended in a draw.
>>155136672
Steve "Blackman" Garcia
I would like to take this chance to remind everyone that Gane has no answer for the calf kicks
Gane's answer for the calf kicks? Fight ending eye pokes.
>>155137007A nutshot could neuter the efectiveness of calf kicks
Daniel "The Lethal Weapon" Cormier
Gane is going to take Alex down and lay and pray to the title
yeah but pereira never calf kicked a HW leg of lamb were talking like a cow beef LEG nigga not no chicken leg MW
secret service snipers are trained on gane at all times in case he deviates from the script
>>155136980Hoyl fucking based JBL slayer
you niggers getting hype for the whitehouse card yet?
If kirby swallow Peira he get left hook One hit ko moveIf kirby swallow Gane he get waht? Losing? Food for thought.
kirby couldn't swallow gane, he's that powerful
>>155137266Kirby can swallow anythign dont say stupid shit ok
DC just leaked on alex new vid he will make 10 mill wow chama
>>155137337>>155137314Shouldn't you be using something that isn't plastic?
gane is meta knight
I almost got staph but then I took a shower
I live in this building. Do sumthin bout it.
>>155137314>>155137337Sneed moment!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlXtdeQxROsits up
>>155137407>>155137437>>155137461There's literally nothing stopping you from being like them.
How do I get laid
NEW QUEEN OF HEEM VIDEO IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GDF5idxk0whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GDF5idxk0whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GDF5idxk0whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GDF5idxk0w
>>155137596
>>155137577brute force
>>155137577pay a whoooaaahhh
justin gayche just posted a picture of his full dipey and his dad is very proud, ilia of course is filled with jealousy
>>155137682are ralphie hardly paid them
you do not talk shit about a man's father especially when his dad is his father
all he was saying is that his dad is his boy but also his friggen father
>>155137478Nigga meet me at the Rec Room and Ill weem yuo by the Street Fighter machine in 45 mins
khabib brought shame upon the nurmagomedov clan
ermwho told clitia to get that hiarcut
Bo Nickal will heem!
>>155137155as long as they dont shit it up with yank propaganda yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwCs_L-uKk8
>>155135841I'm a BJJ guy and we get all sorts in the gym, thing is as a combat sport or fighter type you have more in common with the Chink who walked in than a normie of your own race. That's why old mate gets along so well with lefty black guy Chris Curtis. It gives you a warped sense of community because outside the gym niggers gonna nig and Jews gonna kvetch.
>>155138220>I'm a BJJ guy
>>15513816929-0
>>155138267ducked tonywas getting beat by gooby till he won
>>155138291Never bled
Imagine what Ilia would do to Kahbibi or Pigslam.
>>155138220You just show up for recieving oil checks. I see guys like yuo in the gym all the time. Cake boys.
Wait the card is Sunday??
Heeminder if Gane grapples he not only concedes that he is the inferior striker but also that he is afraid of Pereira.
>>155138334on the sabbath, yes
>>155138389Kek
>>155138360Gane has zero ego as long as he wins then nothing else really matters
Gane will win because he's spritually American
>>155138429gane openly dislikes americans and makes fun of youper the new nina drama interview
Nick Shirley just beat the fucking dog shit out of merab on live stream holy shit.
This doo watches Nina Drama interviews fucking lmoa Jason Lmoa
>>155138475making fun of americans is the most american thing you can do
Gane already proved that he is the best striker in the world when he walked down Ngannou
>>155138475factually incorrect casual you don't know Ganelore. he grew up watching Fresh Prince, loves NBA, and said it was an honor to be at the white house. he ven dresses like an american from the 80s/90s. French were allies during the American Revolution. You're getting smoked again britbong.
1:16 AM in London and hes watching Nina Drama interviews. Holy fuckin cringeolá!
i don't live in london
>>155138498wow, the baddest man on the planet couldnt land anything on gane and yalls telling me pereira is a better striker?
erm ackshually he lives in bristol not london
Steaks on the #traegar.
Pereddit got flatlined by Sissysanya, imagine what Gane who is a hundred pounds heavier. will do to him. whoever sanctioned this had blood on their hands.
every lb of weight alex gained went directly into his chin
Its crazy to think that nick Shirley gets wild and beautiful milf pussy thrown at him every single day but he undoubtedly does.
>>155138526Oh sorry I take it back youre not a loser
do americlaps really put mysterious green powder on their steak?
>>155138584BIG ANK had him on skates in the first fight. Gane will use him like a fleshlight.
>>155135713>>155135723more like a catshit thread ! LOL !!!!!
>>155138638i didnt ask for a subscription to your gay fanfics
Im pregnant with a fat turd baby. The delivery date is tomorrow. Ngl im neverous.
I’m eating dinner bro chill homie
>>155138638?
Gane almost went with a different nickname than Bon Gamin. We almost had Cyril "NBA Youngboy" Gane.
>>155138688This baby needs to hapen NOW. You gotta poo NOW sir. You MUST induce POOIng noe
>>155138803recommend a street for it
>>155138873POTY
Love how it's universal consciousness that Max will get heemed out cold and shown levels by Nu PRIME GODnor in the very first round, before impregnating Hollogay's "wife" in front of his perma-CTE'd husk.
>>155138911can't stop looking at the animations on goddard. bobbing his head more than an indian
>>155138821
Im gonna post a picture of my fat turd baby here tomorrow at 11 am.
world cup season really exposes how brown this site is. imagine watching a bunch of thirdies kicking a ball around a field. soccer fans make me sick, it's the worst of all the ball sports which in general are all fairly sickening except for run it straight which is sleem adjacent and therefore kino. anyways keep it real whitebros, hopefully we can enjoy some good threads for a few weeks while our resident swarthoids are busy shitting up the 'log with divegrass posts
not tryna read allat
>Hap-explodes on you
>>155138990Yeah its not a very fat friendly sport thats for sure. Tried to play on a full sized field once and its just too much.. I've hated the sport ever since.
>>155138990imagine if most fights were chess matches that ended in draws I might kill myself
>>155138990Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
yeah im gonna neded these bitches to shut teh fuck uop
>>155139012holy shit he looks..... like he does before every fight. this is especially troubling because i heard word from someone close to ruffy's camp that he's planning on heeming mike with the same kick chandler used on tony and then he's gonna front flip over his corpse as a gesture of rightousness.
>>155139081Fights that end in no finish should be draws unironically.
It might rain dis weekend
>>155139198Haarp will clear the sky
its romantic to fight in the rain
>>155138990Soccer is a game for third worlders in poverty who are too poor to consume the requisite caloric intake for anything more strenuous than jog and tap a ball.
Justin finna konck out Illia saying kuwabara kuwabara and tehn lightning fistinghim
la petite canadienne
>>155139257Wooooaahh there fatty. Settle down. *pets yuor head and feeds you an tablespoon of 40% nutella and 60% my smegma*
>>155139257This. Watching hockey btw.
i hope all the fights are grappling and wrestlinga nd i hope it rains during the fights
It really is like the more primitive the sport the more primitive the people that play it are. Soccer and basketball are both just money running after a ball.
heem is a thinking mans game. any dork can kick a ball
imagine if penaldo cared about mma
>>155138930poorear finna get knocked out cold ayooooooooo
gane does not have a champions mindset, once he feels like he’s losing he will mentally quit
>>155138563Mmm dubai steaks!
Gane has never lost.
>>155139660The dirty Nigger Race.
Which UFC fighters are gay?
>>155139626you literally described tom "sissy" asspainhole though
I think people root for Gane here use it as an replacemant for an personality
>>155138749Poor Tai... He didn't realize the amount of hate in his heart Gane has for fat people... And now that Pereira is fat? It's not good to say the least.
GDS
if gaethje knocks out ilia, i will be blessing israel for the rest of my days
you now remember augusto sakai
>>155139711If that were true than Chinese ppl would love Gane. But you are a Gane detractor, so your GDS disproves your own theory.
>>155139747actual winnable fight for oldman barbozee
>>155139747I don't care about Esteban Ribovics I don't care about Tom Nolan I don't care about Quillan Salkilld I don't care about Manuel Torres I don't care about Fares Ziam I don't care about Ignacio Bahomondes LW is so fucking gay and boring now every prospect is just some NPC lanklet faggot fuck off
>>155139711People who root for Gane are refined gentlemen who have sex with women. Poorear is the one who doesn't have any personality, all he can say is "chama", he has no charisma and is too low IQ to form any complex thought.
>>155139711Didn’t ask.
>>155139845Fernandes is cool
gane and topuria are gay
>>155139845Peahead or Garth could fight all of them at the same time and heem them without much issue. The skill discrepancy between generations is insane.
Wearechama.com
>>155139845You just named 3 of the most exciting prospects in the ufc.
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
SHAMUH
>>155140029>it's real
>>155140115
>>155140029>raped by a nigger on live tv
>>155140003Not even close
just zeemed some aphids with insecticidal soapwhich whitehouse fight will reflect this story win?
>yeah chandler? listen we got a gooby for you. dont even sweat it.
>alex shaved the beard and still looks leanIt's over for cyril
daneh u let me white house or I make fuk to you bubuhubuhubuh
Ilia has one real win at 155 and it was a life and death war with Jai Herbert.
no press conference? weigh-ins??? the usual mmafags at work wouldn't even know this card was happening without me
>>155140656it's tomorrow
>>155140814notice how machado never did this again after this
>>155140656Anon literally nobody gives a shit about this card other than it being at the white houseI would be very surprised if it breaks containment
>>155135713>>155135723peepee poo poo hehe
HEAD KICK TO THE BODY!
no
>90% of bettors are going to win even money on pereira Silly Billie
>>155141448COMING. UP. NEXT.
>>155140814little sausage of a ting ye
fifa streams reddit
>UFC white house card in two fucking days >Page two It's fucking over
>>155142253It's three fucking days. Dumbass bitch.
Have you accepted Justin's fate yet?
>>155142400Fuck you
>>155142709Accept a job nigga damn go to bed
This Just in, Justin is Just in dead.
>the dude who was fucking tom aspinall up on the feet is supposed to lose to a fat alkieLol
>alex looks up to trump while gane is on the ground
>>155140814wtf hahaha
>>155135710Sunday
I finna piss on youuUnna da green lightUhU-uh-uh-uhPlacate dem boysBombaclat de fight
you're crazy if you think prime weidman wouldn't mollywhop strickland and dricus on the same night
>>155144379when was prime weidman
>>15514467411-15. After the Rockhold fight he was donezo.
Is UFC White House 1 going to get ratings mogged by the basketball game?
lol, I dont think anyone is really excited about ufc kike house
Ulbeast
trump should go full commodus and have real gladiator games
1. Cereal Gane2. Leon Marchand3. Wemby4. MmmbopThe big four of French sports.
damn, that nigga aint gon be in rush hour 3
>>155145220Uh oh mike looking hapslosive
rush hour 4 starring hap and song yadong coming soon to disney dvd
>>155138911this out?
>>155145220did you go through the trouble of putting 'white house' signs behind him to make it look like this pic was taken during the white house camp?kek why?
>>155145876next week, nga
aspinall sucks dude
>>155146196theres a difference between aspinall sucks dude and aspinall sucks, dude
jon sucks dudes
>>155146141
Good morning
>>155146327if you think about it, they're kinda related
Joe Rogan has been pulled into the rift
Can we follow him?
>>155147011NO
It's time to play the Gane *spits water*
>>155147068its all about the eyes, and how ya poke em
can ganeald win the belt and become president of the ufc?
>>155147186unfortunately his skin color precludes him from ownership of such a prestigious organization
>>155147186yestep 1 win beltchstep 2 present it to dolandstep 3 do that shit leonidas did in 300 vs xerxesstep 4 get zeemed by secret servicestep 5 fernand heads back and rallies the nation of france
who's gonna be on the mic for UFC white house?joe rogan?
thought you said president of america disregard that stuff
>>155147260All the stars are here
>>155147286ahem... my SMIFF? my Sanko? eh... it'll do
>>155147068
>>155147316skank hoe will be on the weigh in show putting DC through his monthly humiliation ritual
>>155144973Shut up and watch the fights kid
>>155147441
>>155147441>Okay now we'll get a cool one of you smoking a cigar>Okay. Err why's the lights sort of off?>Huh? anyway thanks for your time Mr white *scurries off*
>Tomala... The Guru's faith is waning... He's beginning to question the narrative. Invite him to the Aspinall Labs for a dead leg challenge. You've been putting this off for years but we need him!... No, Tom, just do it mate! Join his chat like youre one of the boys. He's got a lot of fans. We can't afford to lose his support.
>>155145220>this time? i know what I'm fighting forSOON
>>155147544The American Dream
>>155147544>hap with the zoomer cut
>>155147544you have to admit brie is a baddie
>>155147592based snowhog
>ufc white house>thunderstorm>gaethje gets struck by lightning right when he throws a jab>turns it into an ultra powerful lightning power jab that sends ilia flying into the clouds>the commission rules it a legitimate win
doesn't it rain all the time at handegg games what's the protocol there
>>155147636electrifying
When I look at myself I see a broken man
drew dobers top 10 vidya list
A crescent of a lunar cycle until we enter the Gaethje era.
mike dolce and thiago alves' ps2 bath time chronicles
if your mouth doesn't water and your dick doesn't get hard before you get into a fight... you will never become ufc champion.
my dick dont work so good no more since the accident
>>155147719PuLiRuLaMetal StormFinal Fight RevengeLittle SampsonRent a HeroFloigan BrosCall pf Dutoes
>And Joe, if you're the Topuria corner, you gotta start to think about throwing in the towel here.>Yes, we know how tough this kid is, we know he won't quit on himself. But in fights like these it's the cornerman's job to save the fighter from themselves.
ways gaethje can win>punch>kickways ilia can win>punchguys... that's a 66.3% chance gaethje has of winning...
>>155147600She's not even a gilf. She's a HAG! Getting bogged and then not getting follow up bogs is a death sentence for women. She's proving a point that she has Chandler's bussy so tightly wrapped around her finger that she doesnt even have to take care of herself anymore.
>>155147782Thanks b. One more for the comp
it's 66⅔%
>>155147835See you on Monday ;)
wait isn't that shit on sunday in yankland
>>155147845you must account for the fact that ilia's bones are 3% denser
He's right you know
chama
>>155148111
>>155148111everyone here looks like this
Just put a bid in for this bad boy
>>155148111brather I want taste her meat
>>155147949it'll be midnight by the time gaethje heems ilia so monday
i just don't know about this peereira guy
>>155148144hey mason jones, when are you gon fight next?
>>155148144It would be much more valuable if it was signed by Hunter
enters the thread
>pereira tries to steamroll gane like ank rematch>flow state gane is ready for it>fights looks identical to mcgregor aldo>gane becomes the most famous athlete in the worldi fear this
>>155148242little ding dong of a ting
>>155148249one should not fear that outcome, one should instead feel that outcome. gane is inevitable.
>>155139922this is what happens to gane on sunday
leave him alone, spammy
>>155148249I believe Gane is harder to study from Pereira's side because his last fight ended fast and the one before that was the result of an early round foot injury, he has two tapes of bad data between 2 years, on the other hand Gane has a large array of footage displaying poatan at his fastest shape and his much slower one at LHW against Jan
Now imagine if Gane eats 56 Poatan leg kicks. Game over.
>>155148331The problem with that is Gane will likely be able to tank leg kicks better than Poatan.Always gonna be rooting for Alex, but this isn't looking good.
Pereira thisIlia thatI just wanna know THA BLAVVK BEAST can actually beat Hobitch and not giving up immediately.
HokBEAST doesn't lose to blacks.
>>155148352Hell no. Gane is southpaw and he almost exclusively throws outside leg kicks with the lead leg. Pereira is chequing that all night. Compare that to Poatan's sneaky inside calf kick. Every time Gane plants on his front leg to jab he's getting kicked shin to shin. If he tries to go leg kick for leg kick with Pereira he's fucked man.
>>155140656anime fag calling others fags I hope you die faggot
>>155148383DL transcend blackness
there is no way poois wins if his gameplan of throwing a single punch fails
>>155148314fake fight like the Jones one just to get Pereira an easy win in retrospect, when Dana makes a plan Dana makes a fuckin plan
imagine thinking the black beast will lose to a chubby 205er that couldn't put away blaydes
lewis couldn't even last a round in his past few fights barring that weird stoppage over tallison
A fighter so patriotic I forgot that his opponent is American too. The Hokit effect.
>>155148436he beat nascimento. waldo is actually decent and lewis had a back injury in that fight.
poois doesn't even need to be ROCKED to lose here, he will just give up if too many shots start landing. hokit will be motivated beyond comprehension to become a mega star from a ufc white house finish and post fight interview. expect to see two punches a second from hokit from the start and a quick surrender.
>>155148378It's true that the majority of his losses where he's "finished" are him being a scared bitch who's scared of getting too many booboos on his face. He's kind of like the closest thing to modern day Bob Sapp, mentally. Will the white house event and not wanting to make trump look bad on da newz, ignite a Sapp vs Minotauro'esque performance in the Blk Beast boy? or will the added pressure of the white house event, bring out a Sapp vs Wing Xing Ching Yo Tai'esque failure? Only time will tell... But one thing's for sure: on Sunday June 14th at 8:00pm ET, when the cage doors close and the bell rings, scores will be settled and questions will be answered, only on Paramount +
Sun katsees vaeltaa vartalossainJa aivan lähelles tulen jo näinKun polte pakottaa lantiossainSe vetää väkisin sinua päin
mike perry lad
Meni nuoruus hunningolla, nyt sen tajuanOli vain niin paha olla, tiedät kyllä mitä tarkoitanNyt on kova meno päällä, kondis kohdallaanSähläilyt saa viimein jäädä, tää prätkä keulii taas
>>155147286>stars
Starting the day by studying the technical intricacies of Almeida vs Lewis
>>155144896NBA is Saturday but it’s going against the nhl and World Cup
>>155148514mentally mauls jon jones>>155148523gets mentally mauled by tom aspinall
>>155148546why the fuck did Almeida refuse to finish Lewis?
>>155148591
there's no way there's two of them. I just don't buy it.
>>155148546Almeida & Lewis are grand masters if their craft. This is MMA's highest level & I feel like the story is being lostSo, I tried to tell it.It's #Dissected
him n yahu n shi, fuk wut dey talmbout, usa in dis hoe
people forget man
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
>>155148648the "people" deriding pride for being "fake" are the same "people" funding these things
>>155148668hey man I didn't fund the thing, i just clipped it
I wish a nigga would
>>155148668oh they're funding fun? God forbid we have fun
>>155148693I assume you also find eating crayons and playing in mud "fun"?
bruh
youtubers ain't taking shit
>>155148398I believe Gane can just mirror this combo
>>155148724playing in the mud = funeating crayons = sounds stupid but they could be fruit flavored so they're also fun
>>155148761YouTube comments are decidedly anti jew now. 3000 year meme is popular
>>155148761Imagine a portable UFC Apex they could take anywhere
oh wow if only brown retards had the forethought they could've helped Hitler finish them off oh wait they were rubbing shit and rocks together and calling it voodoo
>>155148816oh no what a shame
>>155148829>tf>tpstfu bitch where were you back then gargling churchill balls going "oh yes" like the dawlg faggot fucking bitch
Ilia will suck dick and eat shit
>>155148842and we burned down the white house too bitch
>>155148850Not making the gloves gold is the dumbest fucking decision
>>155148860ok fair enough i apologize i am still pre cawlffee and zoot
>>155148850ilia's head is too big for his body
A 6 fight card just isn't enough to entice me to watch live
>>155148878This is a great base for MMA, see also, Ethyn Ewing
>>155148885what about Bigfoot Silva
>>155148850Sadly a factual post
none of us will be watching ufc white house unless they kneel to our demand for amir albazi main event
tom picked gane
>>155148974Cause he got his ass beat by him and tom would roll chama
>>155148974who besides tapology has picked the rectal fister
>>155148969hunger strike until we get what we want
Merab Dvalishvili got taken down by 24 year old journalist Nick Shirley while they were wrestling at the white house, very embarrassing and apparently secret service allows these grown men to throw each other into the walls and tablesthe white house has become a circus
>Hands of Stone, lotus feet and stiff posture? Clear case of Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva. Not treatable. Time to put the patient out of his misery.
>>155149013michael moore and louis theroux did untold damage to the noble art of street journalism and now this and channel 5 is what we are left with
>>155148829Drumpf will be on the watching from the balcony high above everyone else while sitting on a throne and there will be a Drumpf cam that will show king cheeto benito observing the fights while nina drama feeds him grapes
>>155149057was meant to quote >>155148761
anyone else heemember the wall street champagne drinking during occupy somehow this white house card feels even more grotesque an image
the charles fight was a lot more concerning, because charles is dangerous everywhere, and it was conceivable that he could have held ilia down. gaethje is less concerning in every way. yet, when you watch the charles fight, you wonder how it could have gone if charles simply didn't get heemed in round 1. it was a real fight. ilia is not especially hard to hit. so what if gaethje just doesn't get heemed? that's the real question.
FART!
feel like doing something different and thematic for 250 so how about bingo cards? once we hit 40 or so i'll start generating themDC is drunkBuffer gets a name wrongTechnical difficulties (audio)Technical difficulties (video)Technical difficulties (production)Weather troubleInsect troubleTerrorist attackDaner gives a speechDonar gives a speechBisping is drunkCanor makes an appearanceBibi makes an appearanceLive assassinationJustin wins
>>155149163max and goober are definitely facing off in front of the white house
>>155149163Derrick post fight celebration
ilia is like prime charles, except his killer mindset never disappears. whereas charles gets rocked and turns into a scared sheep, ilia gets rocked and turns into a raging bull!!!
>>155149163Steel cup mention
>>155149163War machine makes an appearance to support Justin
>>155149173finally! a real main event
DC is drunkBuffer gets a name wrongTechnical difficulties (audio)Technical difficulties (video)Technical difficulties (production)Weather troubleInsect troubleTerrorist attackDaner gives a speechDonar gives a speechBisping is drunkCanor/Max faceoffBibi makes an appearanceLive assassinationJustin winsAll American victoryLewis celebrationSteel cups mentionWar Machine appearanceChandler wins
jake collier walked so pereira could run
Fresh Slacky ladshttps://youtu.be/H_CLWGI6hJw?is=4dJlK1K5l9-c4Q8M
Chama really turned into an old lesbian and said hokits gonna get canceled cause he heard some things
>>155149163All technical difficulties
Cake boys
Where are the impressive wins?
>>155149336>Strickland middleweight GOAT>Adesanya #3 middleweight GOAT >Jan former champ>Jiri x2 former champ>Jamahal Hill former champ>Ankalaev reigning champ
>>155149336Beat 2 of the top 3 middleweights of all time.
>>155149336His middleweight record doesn't count but he's been a problem at LHW
heard a rumor that DC wears depends
>>155149336bruno silva was ufc middleweight champion and regarded by many as the mma goat
Thank god Jan didn't spoil the party with perierea
Joe Rogan can touch type
what happened to nunes vs harrison? what happened to all the female champs? is wmma over?
>>155149517depends on what?
>>155149808Kayla broke her neck, Babushka is hiding and Dern will fight Gillian Robertson
>>155149808Kayla broke her back spinal
>>155150012who's the lucky gentleman
Rumour has it Kayla broke her back due to prolonged and enthusiastic daggering at Notting Hill Carni
garcia - follows themlopes - will not follow themdaukaus - may follow themnickal - follows themruffy - may follow themchandler - follows themhokit - likely will follow themlewis - follows themo'malley - may follow themzahabi - does not follow thempereira - will not follow themgane - will not follow themgaethje - follows themtopuria - likely will not follow them
FINALLY! we get to watch both Gane and Topuria get HANDLED this Sunday so you faggots can shut the fuck up about these memecunts
Good heavens
>>155149808Never started b
>>155150144who di lucky don dada
>>155150071The ostrich
>>155148668No they're the exact same type of people. Scamming and fixing events, they probably look up to the original pride runners. Use your brain.
>>155150235shut up ariel
>>155150161In your dreams, maybe. :)
>>155150161both are likely to win though?
>>155150161Daddpuria dickdowns melted your pork brains
>>155150161>FINALLY! we get to watch both Gane and Topuria get HANDLED this Sunday so you faggots can shut the fuck up about these memecunts
I want Bo Nickal to lose
>>155150440I believe
Phorm “Orange Fury” is the grossest energy drink I’ve had. Fuck you, Dana
need khabib sat in a mighty peculiar manner preferably high def so the feet aren't pixelated when zooming in
>>155150266You know Ariel loved pride "fighting". But maybe you were realizing I'm right and now you hate pride, me, and ariel for ENJOYING the fake scam that it is. I love Pride. It's just like pro wrestling (goated)
Bonelo hands hit different man
just because the judges and the refs were bought by the Yakuza doesn’t mean it wasn’t real cazzies.
>>155150440Bo's got next!
Nigger
>>155150665I want it so bad
My wales, my scotland, my england
>>155150850
>>155150920Teachin that boy to shuck and jive early
Behind he rough exterior, Josh hokit Is just a regular bloke.
>>155150920
why are people calling justin gaethje justin goythjewhat did he do
>>155150920Hap and Brie are out camping having a purple drink and watermelon party.
>>155151148answer me
>>155151148He stood up for Israel to Sean and now the JDS chud variants (jdaddy derangement syndrome) are giving Justin a hard time about it.
>>155151334lame
>>155151298Someone posted shopped memes that said "Dana White CONFIRMS Netanyahu will be attending White House Event!" The same people who made the meme saying "Dana white and Trump CONFIRM Ramzan Kadyrov will be walking Khamzat to the octagon and will be in his corner". Strickland was retarded enough to believe them and got triggered that Netanyahu personally banned him from the event. Justin told him to stop being a retard so he called Garth "Goythje"Then the memer saw Sean was retarded enough to get revved by his meme, so he made another news meme saying "Netanyahu CONFIRMED to be walking Gaethje to the octagon. Justing Gaethe says he's honored!" Up to this point strickland was just messing around but this one one made him unironically mad and he got emotional about how Justin Goychee makes him sick.
>>155151456I hope Justin reads this man
>>155151456I knew gaethje said nothing and I don't even have twitter
>>155151259fucking kek no way she didnt know what she was doing here
ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Lajn50HTs
she's amazing
>>155151588colby-esque hairline
>>155151588FIGHT MOMMY!!!!!
stacked day for combat tomorrow
why hasn't the wonk put sneeds head on charlie kirk yet i begin to suspect it's the samefag
>>155149254what a gay desperate reddit post
the wildcard middle spot will be 'dogshit leaf post in gamethread'>>155151635but enough about (You)
Weigh in show this morning?
joe rogan has been corrupted by the warp
maybe if egyptians weren't busy worshiping gods called whore they wouldn't be poor and smelly
what's that? oh just a temple for our holy creator slampigusonce a wonk always a wonk
>>155151619Won't be watching a single second of any of this
>>155151493horus nigga
wonkus
>>155151657They weigh in the day before the fight
egyptian gods have big ass and tits and wet pussiesreal God only has a big dick LEVELS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH HOLY SPIRIT HEEMED MARY IN HER PRIME™ OOOOOOOH
the lance of longinus is a mistranslation of mary saying 'long lance, great nuts'
bo Nigger
>>155151946
>>155149254Lets go!! God post
>>155149330DAMN my posts stick with you. I said that yesterday. Wow.
>>155151985You can tell she's hiding some heavy hangers under there
Heil Hitler nigger
>>155152205Wow, spreading hatred on a blue board. I can't even
if you think about it, taking a shaub in the till never made sense since Brendan Schaub and Darren Till are two different weight classes
nigga
its finna be a balmy 23 degrees in the sweltering summer of june in DCcan daner miss?
>>155152534What does Daniel Cormier have to do with this?
>>155152565mass generates heat this is elementary physics
and the rain P.O.P. drops from 75% to nothing when the fights start
>>155152534bappa what do they keep the tmobile arena at? what's the dew point in the apex? reply in under 5 minutes or post anus.
>O say, can you see, by the dawn's early lightIMMINENT
Khamzat wanted to try Strickland's meat
Shota Sean's Smokehouse?
by the decree of the almighty the meat was prescribed not only to heem
Try my meats!
Doesnt Luke Thomas think AI is unethical?
I had to fight bare hitters bro
washington daniel cormier
im getting the moana meal deal at subways
>>155152825Hope he puts on the obama beige suit after he KO's pererrhea and gives a press conference from the oval office
dc checked that nigga hokithe may act like a fat fool but hes still that nigga deep down kinda like iroh from avatar the last air bender
Bappa dont preach im in trouble deep Bappa dont preach I’ve been losing sleepI made up my mind im heeming the baby Ugh im finna heem the baby!
my hip thrust flick jab could send you flying across the room, the issue is it looks kinda gay. perfect for heeming you i guess!
>>155152983Hokdaddy could slime out DC easily if he wanted to
>>155152924What is this dude crying about now?
>>155153065Trump
>>155153043Hokit went life and death with THE Curtis Blaydes DC would straight body him in a round
>>155153077tell him to stick a tampon in it
heemed myself
One FC is always so lit.
>>155153105Yuo ok b
People forget man
>>155153167ye you'd myself by accident but no 1 caught it so its chilled
>>155153182Hoenstly? King shit
>Sean Strickland was the voice of Trevor in gta5 we in some kinda flat circle
These midget asians put on better fights than all of these fkn organizations. every friday the card is full of wars and KOs, but nobody cares cause they are third world midgets
How long before Luke Thomas appears on the BBC, Channel 4, Sky News, Mock the Week, Have I Got News for You
I want to try his meat bradda
realistically if all the fights are stinker decisions how does trump punish dana white
>>155153231Take an hour out of your day to absorb this, it'll make Freedom 250 a much richer experience
January 6th was like fifteen 9-11’s
BREAKING: Dr Who is set to return in 2027 with Luke Thomas as the Dr
The political ramifications of Bo Nickal vs. Kyle Daukaus
>>155153310brazen bull center octagon i fear
CBS Sports is showing Conor vs Khabib right now. This is propaganda.
>>155153241Asians live in yuor head rent free. I only think of whiets when im ballsdeep in their womens pusies
white people dont be seasonin' bro!
>>155153320Quality post.
dada 5000 when cubism 5000 walks in
>>155153231ill be adding this to my collection
>>155153451
not to get political, but... Luke Thomas looks like the kind of individual to fancy himself some blacked porn
bruh the fucking soize ah this lad
>>155153442
Ay dawg
Da big gah
Now Khamzat wants to try Dillon Danis's meat
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>>155153442I bow down to Luke's intelligence
>>155153328We remember the January 6 million.
