Conmebol bros, it’s our turn
Paraguay is always a tough team, USA can forget they will win this easily. Actually the only match they lost was against Brazil in Brazil
On polymarket USA is up
im calling it 21- usa wins
*playing air guitar with rickstar pose*PAAAAAARAAAAAguaaay
>>155165337AMPLIFICO
>US opening ceremony will have that Ford Truck world cup song sung live
>>155165337Thanks for your support
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Paraguay beat Brazil, Argentina, and UruguayI'm scared bros
>>155165411HOLY .........SOVL
singles and drawdubs and paraguay winstrips and usa wins
>host nation >pointless Yank Bros?
I'm going to sleep
OH CANADA
We support ParaguANOs here
>>155165437None of those are soccer nations tho
Murrikan burguer lungs can't compete with Paraguayan players iron lungs. They are built different
I’m hyped! What kind of sloppa should I get for the game?
It's Paraguay time https://youtu.be/0wEm-BTSKfk
dude cody just totally pooped his pants on the bleechers and stacy and meghan were there with jaelen and moms gonna freak and i got the play-offs for quarterback this semester im done for dude
>>155165475Do it like this: the first food ad you see is what you're going to order
must win game for team usa
wtf we have a soccer team?
Who am i supposed to cheer for if i hate spics?
mr s just gave me the happy sack for moms yeast infection for kappa alpha omega
>>155165475I'm going with pepperoni pizza and mojitoit's valentines days here so...
Friendly reminder that America will never care about soccer.
I'm team Larissa, i fapped to her in 2010
Today I'm supporting our brothers
>>155165415greatest ally 4 life
Umbrellabros, I'll be rooting for you today
>>155165608<3
>>155165170You are aware that Amerikikes will lose on purpose of they're the favourite to win. They live to please the bookies.
USA
>>155165584nice cope>Telemundo’s streaming coverage of the Final delivered an average minute audience (AMA) of 3.00 million viewers, making it the most-streamed FIFA World Cup Match in U.S. media history, regardless of language. On FOX the match earned an AMA of 1.31 million, the highest ever for a World Cup match on the platform.
give it to me straight /sp/orts f/a/ns does team USA have a chance?
>>155165475Mcdonald's like a true Patriot
>>155165608All the French people I've met visiting the US are really coolWhat's up with that?
I don't know shit about a Paragays but I know they're gonna GET FUCKED!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LasrD6SZkZk
> 4 a.m.
burgers i put down 500 pesos (20 dlls) on you so please do win
>>155165646Yeah
>mexicowin>canadatie>usalose
>>155165682That's your fault for living in a warzone and not America
>>155165690we bow to our mesoamerica overlords
>>155165690Hey Juan, how 'bout you come over here and say that to me, after you finish doing my lawn!
>>155165491Based. This is how I eat all the time
I want Paraguay to win because it will be kino
>>155165666well the fact that theyre there in the first place indicates an affinity with t he country its values etc so its natural that you find them friendlyplus overall french people are very balanced and socially capable with politeness being paramount here
USA USA USA
first time watching soccer bros wtf is this shit?? why is blacked.com streaming your sport?
i hope i shall wake up to a paraguayan victory
Hating America is so 2018
>>155165746What's with southern girls and cursive block sentence tattoos?
DON'T BET ON USA TO WIN. THIS GAME IS RIGGED TO MAKE MONEY FOR BETTING COMPANIES.
>>155165633Americhuds we are so back
>>155165475Burgers and fries in honor of your country
Big strong American here. I know nothing of soccer, please euro and South American friends give a true accounting of how shit our team actually is and if we will win this game and advance out of the group.
Stream link?
>>155165809tubi.com/getajob
Are Amerifats nervous right now? Gonna gorge yourselves on snacks and fried food to avoid the sadness?
>>155165796I don't bet because it's a low life habit but I'm this calling early: it will end in 0-0
>>155165809i'm not going to watch the game i'm just going to shitpost in the sticky
I thought this shit started at 3PM PST?
>>155165690No real difference between the states and mexico so it equals out to a tie
If you hate America, you Hate America. And I got one thing to say to you.That's fuck you go back to the Soviet Union... oh wait you can't!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!
>>155165835Don’t mock our culture!
>>155165646Not really, paraguay isnt peru they actually can play.
>>155165809Just Yandex 'r eddit soccer streams'
>>155165796>US losses You don't have to rig a sure thing
>>155165878tf you got against Cracker Jack University asshole??
Does USA even have any good players?
>>155165835Your mom gorges on my cockLMAOget rekt
>3 hour pregame on fox
>>155165919bodied that bruce
>>155165071I hope the US wins this one so amerisharts get the tiny hope they got a chance and then get utterly crushed afterwards.
Just a sneak peak of what to expect from Paraguay:Their coach Alfaro is extremely loved by the masses he took a dysfunctional team and made it one of the most defensively unapologetic 4-4-2 teams known to international football with a lowblock whilst forcing players out wide. Basically what David Wagner did at Huddersfield at the Premier League stint but international level. The attacking department is still lacking though. So expect a majority US based possessionHe has a unique style of riling up his players he read thems literature from Jorge Borges, the famous Argentina writer to boost morale. Players to look out for is Almiron, Aldrete and Gomez. Espeically Gomez that nigga is like a brick wall in defense.
>>155165915We have the Lebron James of soccer
>>155165926>game is on a 9PM east coast time cause only california and texas are mexican enough to care about itI thought the fucking match was at 3... guess they need 3 hours so we can all stand for national anthem at least 50-60 times, minimum.
>>155165071the yanks are gonna win. paraguay ass
>>155165915I think the white dude but I forgot his name
>>155165835I'm getting mcdonalds later :)
>>155165951Do we? Honestly don't follow soccer just like to be apart of the world cup hype
Gonna be excited to see ESPN FC's analysis on the US game especially Herc Gomez. That dude keeps saying any group the US play in is a forgiving group then when they lose flip flops and says its hard.
i heard americans microwave their water
>>155165455If only all Canadian women looked like that
ameribros...
>>155165988>the white dudeit's so over...
>>155165071go Paraguay
>>155165740That makes a lot of sense, thanks for the info
i heard americans sleep with dey shoes on
>>155165915ponder the scent
>>155166048It's called soccer is actually good bants thoughbeit
Sup. Missed the Canada game. We essentially lost, yah?
>>155166071Cisplatina, don't ponder the smell
>>155166078Plz stop and embarrassing North America
>>155166073The term soccer was used a lot more before the rise of the term football. It's association football
>>155166095Tell that to a hue and they still go apeshit like you insulted God himself
>>155166078Tie
>>155165071Anyone has a link to watch the BBC transmission?>inb4 mutt's law
I just remembered a very good Paraguay player - Oscar Cardozo. Shame he will always be superceded by Roque Santa Cruz
>>155166095>mfw I call it Calcio
>>155166078We setup ourselves up for an easy advance after beating Qatar
>>155166107Which is hilarious because the US isn't even the only country that calls it soccer these days
>>155165071>there’s a country called paragay
>>155166078nope. Canada and Bosnia both won as they secured a 3rd place when both of them beat the shit out of Qatar. 4 points in enough to advance
>>155166125slow down buddy, we still gotta play the games
I hate this 48 team format they'll never return to 32 so why not just increase it to 64.
jannies will you ban pedo posters and slag posters?
>>155165475White Castle like I did
>COS WE SUPPORT THE US>US >US>AND THATS THE WAY WE LIKE IT>WE LIKE ITWE LOVE IT!
>>155165475Catch a walleye and cook him
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
should i bet on this shit? i was waiting until germany x curaçao for easy $$$ but idk
>>155166182based fisherman, made some pan seared rainbow trout the other night
i want to fuck a yank woman in the pussyif shes oregoanian,better
>>155165071Drumpf not even going
>>155166156What about 64 national teams in single elimination game format for one month!
>>155166182That's a perfect eater sized walleye fellow /out/ bro
>>155166228that retarded jinx couldn't even stay awake at the knicks game
>>155166168All the gas prices are going up
>>155166243>>155166228kek paco fuming
>>15516623516 Groups of 4, only one winner from every group advances to the knockouts.
>>155166094We were favorites yah? So a tie is a failure.>>155166125Cope>>155166137Simply not satisfied with the result desu
Be afraid Yanks
>>155166223American women are the worst women on earth. Entitled, arrogant, ungrateful, selfish, narcissistic. Only bong women come close. You can have them.
Abella Danger spotted
>>155166078it shouldve been 2-1 the bosniaks got really luck and that block they made was nothing short of divine intervention by ALLAH himself
Is it safe to say now that Panama is now the 4th best team in CONCACAF? Costa Rica didnt even qualify and they're always sure of getting in
>>155166228Gringo knows not to show his face round there Cholos'd driveby the presidential limo on the 110.
>>155166048I'm just happy they're having a nice time. Social media has made everyone way too afraid of being in a cringe compilation.
>>155166297Who is third after the United States and Mexico?
>>155166228he's busy preparing for his little birthday party UFC match meme thing on Sunday
>>155165695> That's your fault for living in a warzonenever was my fault or even an intentional choice
>>155166287i fucked her
>>155166313Canada
>>155166287Shame she went into Israeli Media and wasn't in Yes!, she was in so many movies where that was her most common line.
went 1 hour before devolving into TDS award
>>155166327Shouldn't have pissed off Russia, bub
>>155165071>inglewood caliain't that where all the cholos and nog thugs are? Mfs hosted their first game in the hood
>>155166336Don't be ridiculous.
>>155166327She can claim refugee status in my bed, if you catch my drift
>>155166048that sent my Love from Khazakstan levels through the roof within 5 seconds
>>155166327Sexxxxx
>>155166343>you can't make fun of king jew because... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OK?!
>>155166359That'll be 250 for the hour or 1000 for the night.
>>155166375pretty good deal tbqh
>Gringo knows not to show his face round there Cholos'd driveby the presidential limo on the 110
>>155165486based>>155165805You guys have a fair chance to win this match desu>>155165669pull up nigga
How many of you niggas are old enough to remember Chilavert
>>155166375Not to brag, but I only need 10 minutes >>155166408>Pic relKek
>>155166343>ICE, this one, right here.>What? I don't have citizenship? Do it anyway.
Do Asians play soccer in America bro? Or its true they only like bat and raquet sports
Activando modo sexo
>>155166433they are too busy keeping blacks and browns out of their stores to care about sports
>>155166343hey buddy that's FIFA Peace Prize Winning TDS, to you
>>155166445Doing a decent job of it too
>>155166433they mostly play baseball
>>155166440Cool capybara
>>155166471thanks
>paragay
I believe that we will win!I believe that we will win!go bestguay
((())) will rig it
Clint Dempsey is a retard. "Bled for your country" you didnt fight in 'Nam, Iraq or Afghanistan idiot. You ran matter of fact faked an injury claiming you had a "burnout" when the country needed you against Trinidad in 2018.
>>155166073Yes, thoughbeit
Wtf I have to wait until 8pm to watch this???
Should i abandon my friend and go to the bar to watch the game?
>>155166525Tired from all your snacking during the day, fatty? You fat fuck lmao, go have a redbull
>>155166440the funniest animals out there. i like hippos too
FIGHT AND WIN
>>155166519Damn Straight, Not taking Benedict Arnold's advice on loyalty
>>155166525Gotta pace my drinkin'
didnt even realise this game was tonight but apparently its in 2 bongs
>>155166590what are we drinking
>>155166599Two hearted
I betted on USA to win because when I bet on a team to win they don't. I have MUFAd USA
last digit in my post is how many points USA scores
>>155166615>pointsKEK LMAO EVEN
>>155166519desu until i have faith my country is honoring the values enshrined in the anthem i will be sitting for it.idfc how many goyslaves die defending israel and oil companies in sandland
>>155166501Lovely animals, I'm team Paraguay tonight
I got USA in my work sweepstake, and if they make at least the quarters I'll actually get money for it. What's the chance of that happening? How good is the route through for you guys?
Are you telling me that Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson are some sort of wedding crashers? What a crazy premise for a comedic film. I sure look forward to watching this for the next two hours.
hijacking this thread to announce that >we have landed in the new world
>>155166615>pointsis this guy for real
>>155166511>meme admits that "america" is not one continentkek
scottish fans are a different breedhttps://x.com/garyshearer1/status/2065541634159190074
FIGHT
USA TAKES IT HOME THIS YEAR CHECK EM
>>155166646You only need 3 points to got to the R32 because of the gay new format.
>>155166632
>>155166646my condolences
>>155166615>>>>points
Based Elmo and Cookie Monster
>>155166661>>155166666FUCKING LIMEY STEALING MY GODAMN GIT
>>155166657*inbred
AND WIN
Do Americans really think they'll win? This has 1-1 written all over it
I feel fucking old.Both Donovan and Dempsey are old retired guys.
the archive's back online
>>155166661The number of the beast squared, kek
>>155166623>>155166654you mean guys are why nobody likes soccer
I am team USA because I just love fat American hoes. Simple as
>>155166666wasted on a fucking FAGGOT ass bong
>>155166540Why not invite him? Kind of a dick move to ditch your friend.
>>155166728>I will never have this woman bounce her ass off my lapI honestly just wanna kms
>>155166692yeah we're winning and ice was already pinged to your location, ho-zay
>>155166657I've been seeing scots everywhere here in boston.How long will they be here? I'm going to the red sox game on Tuesday I wonder if there will be some cheeky scotsmen there
This game should be at the rose bowl
>>155166728gordinha
New footage of a disrespectful Paraguay supporter clashing with a USA fan prior to the match
>>155166727At least try to read what Fox Sports is carefully writing on screen for you then.
>>155166692that is a win in America
Paraguay is going to destroy us on counter attacks and our keeper and defense will create atleast one stupid blunder leading to an easy goal opportunity for Paraguay. I do not feel good about this one bros.
>>155166651IF THEY REMADE THIS MOVIE THE WEDDING WOULD BE A HOMO WEDDING BETWEEN TWO TRANNIES AND LESLEY JONES WOULD BE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Lalisa will be performing at the opening ceremony of the US edition>The lyrics to her World Cup song: shots on shots on shots on shots, thots on thots on thots on thotsKINO. Shes a big Arsenal fan too!
ALL RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE UNITED STATESO SAY CAN YOU SHARTIN THE LOCAL WALMARTWHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLEDFROM ANUS' LAST LEAKINGWHOSE BROAD STREAKS AND BROWN STARSTHROUGH THE PERILOUS BLIGHTO'ER AISLES WE WATCHED...SHIT GALLANTLY STREAMINGAND MUTT'S NAPPY HAIRNAEGROES EVERYWHEREGAVE PROOF THAT OUR RACEIS 56% DISGRACEO' SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLEDBUMMER YET CUUUUUUUTFOR THE LAND OF SHAAAARTAND THE HOME OF THE MUUTTTTO' THUS WILL IT BE EVERTHROUGH THE MART THAT IS FREETHERE IS NO MALL COPWE NEED NOT TO FEAR PAUL BLARTSO I TAKE UP THIS CARTTHROUGH THE MART'S GROCERIESWHEN SUDDENLY THERE WASA WET GREASY FEELINGIT WAS TRICKLING DOWNAND INCREDIBLY BROWNTHE SHART IN THE MARTIT STANK UP THE WHOLE TOWNO' SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLEDMOTORCART YET DRIVEO'ER THE LAND OF THE SHAAAARTAND THE HOME OF THE MUUUUTTT
>>155166807Ho fo sho
>>155166766Paraguayans hate black people more than we do.
>>155166822
The US won't lose, the referee will make sure of it
>>155166661>>155166666English Chad MOGS AmerimuttA tale as old as time.
https://www.twitch.tv/yugi2xwhy are american so hideous
>>155166822FYI, you'd be a Chinese or Russian island without America's protection so say thank you, shut the fuck up, and turn in your butter knife to authorities, then polish your Sikh neighbor's knife for him.
>>155166657Soul
>>155166807whore
>>155166822let's sing the iconic england wc songTHEY'RE GOING HOMETHEY'RE GOING HOMEENGLAND'S GOING HOME
Î have seen enough of USA but cant remember many matches of Paraguay, what can I expect of this match if I decide to stay up to watch it?
>>155166766This retard got arrested for unlawful carry and had an active warrant
Can someone tell me which soccer games to watch because I don't know much about it because its for faggots and the third world?Thank you.
>>155165809ppv dot cx
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today I feel paraguayo
It's still not for a couple hours right?
>>155166822god bless the usa
Zlatan is hamming it the fuck up on Fox pregame coverage. His agent must be telling him to try to go viral in America so he can start his Vinny Jones movie career.
>>155165071but smackdown is on
>>155166661KWAB
>>155166882Couple things. Lets not use the R word as an insult. Also, that thing's main problem isn't stupidity, it's low impulse control, anti-White hatred and envy, and a propensity to violence.
>Mexico won their game.>Canada drew their game.>The US will ____ their game.Fill in the gap, anons. It's not that difficult.
>>155165809https://streamed.pk/category/football
>>155166842>Tale as old as time
>>155166807>>155166858she's got a nice fat ass
LOORD I CAN'T CHAAAAANGEWON'T YOU FLYYYY HIGHHHHH FREEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIRRRRDDD
>>155166920
>>155166912>Have fun
>>155166908
Superiority causing seethe once again
>>155166858So even Japan is African American now?
I’m here for the cringe ceremony and then off to bed
>>155166944penguins are getting nuked.
>>155166949Kiss your migrant roommate goodnight
>>155166945She's Thai, cretine
>>155166727Don't worry anon after a few matches you'll be more up to pace with the game and people will be less annoying
>>155166944just want them to win for Miggy desu
>>155166912lose.I am not even a fan of our team. Actual jigonistic americans do not give a shit about soccer. People who are unironically fans of our men's team are freakish bug people.
>>155166805Hunter Shafer and Eliot Page are getting married in New Orleans and Leslie Jones crashes the wedding to steal all the Po' boys and Crawdaddy's
>>155166949You are a wise man.
Donovan's hair kek
>>155166848Why do zoom zooms all talk like niggers?
>>155166955I shall
>>155166937
>under 2 hours now
wait this isn't the spurs gamethread
>>155166991don't know if I'm going to make it lad
after all that dick sucking infantino did to the orange and hes not even going kek this world cup is an actually humilliation ritual
>>155166599Hulk Hogan's Real American BeerWas it cheap? Yes. Is it mediocre? Yes.Is it American? Yes.
What is the prototype soccer player? Like a 6 foot 5 southern college pitcher would be a shit or class soccer player or more so the 5 foot 2 Mexican horse jockey is a better prototype? Messi is a small guy but Ronoldo is a bigger guy so which is it?
>>155166978They are scrolling too much jew infested propaganda shit
>>155166908Oba Femi food
>>155166959>>155166981Fail. I've seen the street videos and the statistics. It's military age African and Middle Eastern males
>>155167014probably going to be at the final, this is a six hour flight away and Trump is busy trying to end the war he started for Israel
>>155167021They would be too slow at turning with the ball and getting up and down the field. This is a sport midgets are actually good at due to low center of gravity
>>155166978I don't approve of your use of a racist slur, however, I can say that American culture if now African American culture. You even got Boomers saying chill, I'm down with it, and other Black patois.
Who are the bad guys?
Why am I banned
>>155167030>I've seen the street videos and the statisticsSo you're an idiot whose opinions are formed by /pol/
>thread going to hit bump limit before the game starts
>>155167019For me it’s blue moon
>>155166912draw because we are shit
>>155167056Because of your surrender culture maybe\
>>155167021Also Ronaldo is only 6'1 and skinny as fuck. Messi is 5'6. I'd say the best height on average is 5'8-5'10. Over 6 feet is considered huge.
let's go paraguay
>>155167058omg no!!what should we do oh no :(
>>155167021i dunno, what position are they playing? That's a really dumb question.You've got Haaland who is built like a Big Texan Pitcher, and you've got Messi who's built like a JockeyThere's intangibles in sports
>>155167057I dont think you grasp what verifiable evidence is. But I'm not surprised. Name calling aint gonna do it.
>>155167076Ok but when I tell my tinder matches this I get ghosted? What gives?
>>155167030Fascinating. Thanks for informing me
mutts will have to endure pure humiliation this tournament
>>155165071Gustavo SemiDeus GomezChad Guarani.A cassava-eater and terere-drinker (Kurupí yerba).Two-time Libertadores champion.The white Gamarra.The Americans wouldn't stand a chance against him today.1–0 Paraguay: Gomez with a header.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfQR8mEmJ-0
>build it like beckhamlike that spacker has ever built anything in his life. victoria changes the lightbulbs.
>>155166807Cute! She was in White lotus right
Is Paraguay the country that kept posting the no no prn?
>>155167086watch a ballgame in the meantime
>>155167094>verifiable evidenceSo that's what they call their cherry picking, huh!
>>155167056You refused to surrender your phone to American authorities at the airport
>>155167058I'm trying to care about this sport jeez
Fox production is glazing the shit out of Zlatan
>>155167107You're wrong because we have no expectation of winning in the first place.
Hello, I am from the future. Place your bets now. Also Elon Musk is set to become the universe's first quadrillionaire in 2029.
>>155167107your flag is really an ice cream sandwich? Am I seeing this right?
who /tv/ here?
>>155167118Good call
>>155166599this stuff right here
tom brady is a whore and is on everything
>>155165584Thank God because you ruin everything
I completely forgot about this possibility but... what if niggertina wins it again? would that be the final nail in the coffin for this sport?
>>155167117Paraguay is a based landlocked libertarian jungle nation of total freedom where you can buy a mansion and 56 acres with fresh water and fruit trees for $60k
>>155167146lmao fuck the mets bro
>>155167146my nigga
>Fox has a USA Team Bus camkek it's a fucking group game not the champions league final
>>155167156Just like I ruined your mom last nightLMAOGet bodied muchacho
>>155167153Your memory isn't making it to the second hydration break
>>155167154Giselle is an MtF troon
>>155167153Is it good? Baki keeps trying to pass it as a classy drink but I have my doubts
BGM. Black Goalies Matter. Go Team USA!
LISAAAAAAA! (They should have taken Jennie instead, much sluttier)
>>155167173They followed the bus for Mexico and Canada too.
>>155167173Fox are giga nationalists so they treat everything about America as a massive world stopping deal
whats paraguay like? never hear anything about them does no one live there?
>>155167019>Hulk Hogan's Real American Beerholy SOVL
STOP THE ZLATAN GLAZE, GLAZE OUR PLAYERS INSTEAD
>>155167180who in the world would say it's classy? it's just good cheap whiskey.>>155167177huh?
>>155167136sup anon
>>155167156I'm every Ecuadoran woman's dream and you better hope I don't bring my BWC down there and take em all especially since you already can't get one. Ahhaahahahaahh
>>155167173theyre just trying to build up hype m8
Does America have a chance? I've never watched them play before I'm not expecting fireworks
>>155165071>mexico won>canada tiedNow we need USA to lose to complete this shitfest
>>155167177>hydration breakis this a real thing they do during matches now? I saw people posting about it in another gamethread. I only watch soccer every 4 years kek.
>>155167136Are you the /tv/ who simps for woke actresses and watches woke TV shows and films or are you the good kind who knows all new content now is shit?
Does condom ads in your country also feature black men with white women ?
>>155167196You would wanted to glazed, you fucking faggot
>>155167173They have had bus cams for every team so far you fucking retarded faggot.
>odyssey trailerLooks like pure shit. Fuck you nolan
>>155167218kek no, imagine being French
>>155167217get this hothead outta here
>>155167090I don't know anything about soccer besides those two players and some mbappe or something who raped a uk woman or something.
>>155167192It's like Uruguay. But next to it. Hence the name.
>>155167211I'm betting (figuratively) on a US win
>>155167219Bro you elected two cucks in a row as PM
>>155166908Nothing happens in that show and la knight will lose
>>155167211I think it has more to do with the absolute crock of shitters they have in this tournament to make us look good
>>155166955>>155167030You're the most negrofied beanified jeetified brownified country in the west....Enjoy nigger hell spicoid mutt
>>155167173You brits cry about everything
>>155167238whats like im gay? im not gayfuck you
>>155167233You don't know what it's like to be high T. Not easy for me. Have some sympathy.
>>155167192Paraguay are famous for being one of the only war participants that nearly fought to the man. As in a huge chunk of their population fought and died and literally had to be told to just stop lmao.
>>155167245I didnt elect shit. Talk to those faggots in toronto. You probably know them.
>>155167218Is Γαλλία that bad?!
>>155167192Landlocked jungle cocaine paradise with extremely cheap land. Libertarian Uruguay with more cocaine and no beaches.
>>155167153>>155167197you should try Bulleit (10 years)good stuff, not too expensive but it's really only the 10 year old one, the other ones are ass
>>155167264cheezerts...
>>155167251Whataboutism is taken as admission of defeat by all rational people.
>>155167267Fucking done him.
>>155167215just stick to Telemundo dude. they don't cut out the feed like the FOX cucks do. I'll be running that OTA, muting, and listening to Supertramp
>>155167251posting the south is cheating
>>155166599Roku gin neat
>>155167267Only peeps I know in Toronto are Indian chicks I pound out. Fellow BWCs, don't sleep on Indian ladies.
>>155167211Our attack is ok but our defense and keeper leak like Swiss cheese. Europeans watching us for the first time have no idea how bad our defense is. They will laugh at us.
>>155167264There's an image.
>>155167192we played them once i think it was in 98
USA 1 - 2 PARAGUAYEasiest Kalshi bet of my life
think ill just watch this on fox until the game startsdont trust bbc to show the opening show after what they did during canada
>>155167293Because that worked great for the Americans
I am the only non-American on /sp/ that like Americans and I will be rooting for them this match
>>155167251if I speak my true opinion of this webm I will get bannedand I don't want to get banned
>>155167293You have the most prominent cuck world leader of all, so don't say shit. Third worlders stab your mates and he cautions not to be racist.
>>155167265Which war
>>155167322stockholm syndrome
>>155167322Thanks for posting fanning and your support.
>>155167211hopefully ICE has immobilized the competition
>>155167315missed itwhat did they do?
any streams? Our (((national TV))) will only stream the match, I wanna see Lisa!
>>155166989That's right. Call me daddy.
I will suppor the team which has the least amount of diving faggots
>>155167322When one encounters a female bottom like this in a consensual intimate scenario, what does one do with/to it?
>>155166599Glass of wine I poured with dinner but will probably switch to beer when the game starts
>>155167322they ruined cadburys. fuck off.
>>155167322I generally like them but the ones in this thread are quite unpleasant, they simply don’t know how to banter
>>155167342Fucking lel
>>155167352sex is sin you avoid it
>>155167336Most based anon ITT. Dems are warning illegals that Big Don will put ICE outside the matches and I hope he does.
>>155167313You can fuck right off to Cuba with that kind of attitude.
Anime
USA seem way too highly rated by FifaParaguay are 40th near to Scotland, Hungary and Sweden which makes senseUSA ranked 17th above Japan, Switzerland, Denmark, Koreadont see it
>>155167341cazetv on YouTube if you can handle gambling ads and Brazilian Portuguese
>>155167361You clearly havent read any of my high IQ posts
The truth is that you were the Jews from the beginning.
>>155167329You don't vote for people here, you vote for parties. Nobody expected Stazi Starmer to hang around this long.
>>155165071FIGHTANDWIN
US bros should I put all my money on the US to win?
>>155167360Bro, you ruined yourselves. One of the greatest empires the world has ever seen. Domination of the seas. Scientists, literature, the British invasion, shoegaze, and so on. Then you let it all get destroyed and all you can do is complain a candy formula got changed by America. Embarassing.
Hello when is the ceremony starting?
>>155167402YesThis post is legal advice. You can hold me liable if you lose
>>155167361>they simply don’t know how to banterYeah... sorry
>>155167402No, but do put your money on your country winning against Curacao later this month.
>>155167405. . .
>>155167352looks like she isn't wearing panties so you're gonna want to pucker your lips up to the fabric covering her asshole and then breath deep
>>155167339didnt show any of it just played their own shitty world cup commercial and yapped about meta political shit around itsome other cunts were saying they had to pay to show it so didnt
>>155167405yeah but you still put palm oil in our chocolate
>>155167334No, even if American power shitted itself tomorrow I'd still like them. I've never met an American who wasn't a good person>>155167335>>155167352sex with Elle's fanny>>155167360I haven't had it in a while tb h but I'll take your word for it
>>155167386the ranking is paid by Coca Cola(®)(™)
>>155167361the 2016 newfags ruined this website for everybody.
>doubting USAWouldn't be me
Got excited to post a bunch of Jamaican girls but alas they did not qualify, so here they are. 2-1 to Panama
>>155167352Treat her like shit and insult her. Chicks dig people who talk down to them
>>155167422Find me something better than a White chick with a tight round ass. You can't.
>>155166276Alfaro will either deliver a complete stinker or steamroll them, no inbetween
>>155167303Funny thing is you can get Schwarzwald Gin at LIDL for 1/3 the price. Tastes similar but better. You guys have LIDL?
>>155167431I know what you are up to
>>155167330https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_WarDepending on who you ask, they lost 7% of their population (lowest estimate) or 69% of their population (highest reasonable evidence based estimate). Some people claim 90% of the population was killed, but this is based on an old census which is claimed to be a fabrication by the Paraguayan government.
USA USA USA USA
Where’s the opening ceremony???
>>155167422bro this white bitch is mid af
>>155167322American "women" as ugly as sin. At least our trannies put effort into their looks when they have some money
>>155167386The US has been rated too high by FIFA as long as I can remember
>>155167421Your mom put her palm oil in my chocolate, if you catch my drift
>>155167418heh but i don't get it>>155167419you do you but i had something else in mind
>>155167361the r/donald MIGA jeet migrants ruined this board
>>155167450You finally fixed your name, are you really Colombian?
>>155165716How about I punch your mother in the mouth and continue to live here for free?
>>155167447I was thinking about this especially with Gomez playing. Whilst Poch still hasn't found his right system, Alfaro's atp is a well oiled machine
I'm cooking up some cheesesteaks
>>155167494fuck is a cheese steak
>>155167494What cheese are you using?
Paraguay is gonna murderball the delicate little yankeesYankee: owie owie my leggy hurts :((((Chadguay: hakuna matata amigoMe: just as I foretold
>>155165809StreamEast24
>>155167463Bro you can go to any American town anywhere and see 10/10 naturally beautiful White women just walking around. That said, they're outnumbered by subhuman trash now so.
>>155167506Quality post
>>155167463>At least our trannies put effort into their lookspost some
>>155167451Paraguay and Bolivia are punchbags of the South American bullies, I do feel bad for them.
stop posting elle
>>155167501Exactly as it sounds, anon. Same as chicken fried steak.
>>155167506this is the post of all time, very based
>>155167422How much was her Brazilian butt lift which probably made in Mexico?
>>155167501the most delicious thing you can eat, but I confess to being biased
>>155167501it's when you eat like 50 kraft cheddar singles like a slab of meat
>>155167491You're worse than scum, you're an idiot who is scum. You know nothing about soccer but you know "South Americans good at Soccer, Americans bad at Soccer" and you literally bet against your country on that metric. That's sickening.
>>155165746Don't they know we can see their vulvae in white swimsuits?
>>155167501You get a steak, you slice it up, you then melt cheese in it (or on it) and put it in bread.
>>155166243I want trump to show up and curse another game again.
>>155167534Ngl that looks so fkin good
>>155167506ThisssssI love Paraguay
I really want to date a Southern belle but its a shame southern belle's don't like soccer
>>155167534I encourage you to try pussy and get back to us
>>155167534I’m gonna be in Philly next week :)Finna get me a good cheese steak
>>155167501They're amazing dude, you should try one some time
>>155167524No
Opening ceremony time
>>155166343>Defender of Jews award
Appears to be starting
>>155167477>mom jokeskek what a bitch
>>155167573Angelo's in the Italian Market. Be prepared to wait an hour or more if it's lunch time.Don't go to Pats or Genos and for the love of God don't get CheezWhiz.
>>155167559Same. He did that on purpose. He's a longtime NYC sports fan, but they booed him so he dropped a hex on that shit. They deserved it.
actually surprised they're filling up that big shiny shithole stadium. must be a bunch of hispanix or something
>>155167534These are very good.
damn we got bane to do the pregame voiceover
>>155167534any sauce or onions or something or just bread steak cheese?
What the holy fuck is this chink wearing
where are the americans?
>>155167515I don't like blond blue haired women, they age like wine, more of brown haired qts type of guy.
>ITT
Why is optimus prime explaining the concept of the united states???
USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA !
>>155166599Apple cider
>Give me your chinkiest dancerBravo LA
>>155167588Damn it's just a joke don't take it hard (like it mom with my penis)Kek Get rekt
>>155167501French dip is better
>>155167600grilled onions bell peppers and sometimes mushroomsbut there's another version that's just steak and cheese whiz
>>155167534Is that a fucking burnt squirrel?
>>155167605you think we care about this shit?
oh harro me amerrcan
>>155167521Sayuri on insta. I'm sad nobody posted the favelado meme yet
>>155167605i'm sitting at home, 7 miles from the stadium, eating a burrito and drinking beer. thanks for asking!
>>155165785They enjoy nigger dick.
>l.A>everyone is gaylol
God bless the USA and nowhere else
>>155166615>Points
España destrozaría a estos dos equipos de mierda
FIGHT AND THEN WIN
>>155167609I wish it was optimus
>>155167608Yeah, Portugal is know worldwide for being elite because of...um...well...hold on a minute...what about...ah, forget it.
>>155165746disgusting fake blonde whore>>155165740i like french frens but i consider belgians a slight notch above the french. they just have that x-factor from being less swarthy
>>155167605At the bar like normal people during a shindig like this.
This opening ceremony is embarrassing
>>155167633post.her.(i don't have instagram)
TEKKERS
>>155167422>sex with Elle's fannymight be kino.
>>155167600Bread (fresh baked, crunchy crust, chewy inside)Cheese (best is a local cheese, Cooper Sharp, but Provolone will do, tourists get CheezWhiz slop).OnionsSliced ribeye beef You can put mushrooms on it optionally, or "long hots". Contrary to what tourists claim, NO BELL PEPPERS.
>>155167648in about an 1:15 this whole board is gonna be nothing but USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA ! USA !
EMPTY
ok NOW i'm muting it
Needs to be a world cup in China to show these yanks how to put together a ceremony
BWC
FVTVRE
>Rap shitFuck LA
>>155167618your 2-0 while Nige over there is 0-2
Starting lineup for USA
Is this what is called autotune?
Oh good live rap, that's what we needed
Bro why are the seats like half empty...was world cup in usa a failure
>enter autotuned niggerAnd it’s over
>>155165437actually...
BAHAHAHA the guy flubbed the kick up
>>155167679It's hurting my ears
Future is currently doing the most low effort lip sync I've ever seen.
I won’t lie, this is hilarious.
TIME FOR MANDATORY NIGGER WORSHIP
>>155167679yup. fun fact, cher was the first one to have a hit song using it
>>155167633Please don't advertise my wife like that
>FIFA says every ticket is sold out>this is a lie>FIFA says 'last chance to buy tickets'>they do this three times>FIFA says this is the most requested ticket world cup ever>there is 48 teams>FIFA says more tickets have been given out than ever before>there is 48 teams>FIFA says there are more people going to games ever>there are more matches (and this is based on their claim on sold out tickets)>FIFA claimed the South Korea vs Czechia game was 99.9% capacity filled>There was thousands of empty seats>FIFA claimed the Canada vs B&H game was 99.9% capacity filled>There was thousands of empty seats>FIFA has now claimed that 'all the fans are in the concourses at matches and not sitting in their seatsYeah man, I'm sure. Man City also sell out their stadium every week to the fucking seat. Totally not you buying the remaining tickets you couldn't flog and pretending like this is some great success. Americans care more about the Knicks being one game away from winning the championship than the World Cup.
T U M M Y
>>155167671judge us by our olympics in 28, this is a fifa production
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
Sorry, world.
Dont think you can ever top the Diana Ross penalty in 94
>>155167711I love her.
this might be the worse cup everis trump here? at least?tyla is not even american
>>155167711she's woke trash no thx
>>155167712we told you we don't care
>Tune in after finally getting home from work>Nigger musicNope. I'll be back in an hour
>>155167644Te refieres a Marruecos B?
I don't understand why they do this when it's very clearly lipsynced. Only Michael Jackson could get away with that.
>>155167675Would you rather have the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
why so many empty seats? it is because is still early for the match?
Total Mutt Deathalso this opening ceremony sucks ass
ugh who are these cringe bulbasaur "performers"?
Really LA? The whole world is watching us...
>>155165740funny he mentioned that, i live in a non so population area and suddenly a bunch of french poeple showed up at my gym i go to. It was so random, most foreigners are overwhelming hispanic so it was interesting to see some from france. seem like chill dudes too
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>>155167689It seems of all hosts, the only one that gave a shit about the opening ceremony was us. Canada stadium was also half empty when their show started and people kept coming until almost full at kickoff
This is the least football thing I've ever seen
>>155167712Americans care more about a no-name college quarterback getting busted for gambling than this.
Yo they slaying, that soccer shit is fire
>>155167662peppers do not belong on a cheesesteak t. new yorkie
Tyla is so hot bros
>>155167657Ok I'll post him
I'm fucking howling
Should've at least brought out the red hot chili peppers. California should never be a host state
The tickets really are expensive it seems. FIFA is crumbling as we speak!
>>155167733I know you don't, I'm calling FIFA out on their bullshit, just like two of your state commissions are doing.
NOT APE HOOP = EMPTY SEATS
KWAB
>>155167757rip, she cut off her dick
Lisa is so fucking dogshit
>>155167748Go on
>yeah stand there and pretend to rap into a mic while we play this godawful autotuned slop we wrote
I
>>155167720fifa is featuring all the world cup songs across the 3 opening ceremonies, this is their production
These ghost pepper corn chips are going to burn my asshole but it's worth it
american culture really is something ey
>>155167729Just because she's they/them?
LISAAAA GOALS GOALS GOALS
>>155167541>Baited award
>>155167757you guys know there's no vagina down there right?
Why is this so bad? Did FIFA produce this themselves?
This fucking sucks lol
lots of empty seats
>>155167764>reeeeee FIFA is corruptNo fucking shit?
>>155167590What if I don’t want to wait an hour
Those women are having an epileptic fit!!
Isn't Lisa a Kpop artist? Or am I confusing that with someone else?
>>155167751 B A S E D
Why they have the performance 1.5 hours before the game?
what the fuck is that music
>>155167738Anything is better than nigger bop
god bless america
looks very cheapYIKES!
>>155167739>6pm kickoff>it's 4:48pm
Literally who?still would sex
Nothing musical has happened yet
world cup 94 for comparision
>>155167767Look at him go!
Lisa is so fineeee
Were euros this unsufferable during the Canada game too?
what the fuck is this shit man
I just filtered the American flag. The thread just got a whole lot comfier.
NEW>>155167797>>155167797>>155167797
so far they've had black, asian and hispanic performers, but no whites
>>155167748
Cheap whoresIconicasian ass is best
LISA IS PURE SEX. If you disagree you gay af.
>>155167803So they have the time to clean up the field and for the players to warm upThis is terrible
>empty seatsdoes Triple H have any tarps available?
kek what a humilation ritual for southern california and the chicanos who live there
goals, goals, goals (x100)
Understand what this opening is communicating. Same thing the Paris Olympics opening and Super Bowl halftime show did. Whites are done, traditional values are over, Western civilization is cooked.
america has zero culture beyond niggers and whores
if it was a nba game i'd understand but i don't think majority of blacks in the usa even watch this.
>>155167795USA was suppose to have cleared this up like a decade ago, all you seem to have done is replaced them with pro-American sycophants. Not hating, that's funny and proper softpower bullshit. But they've ruining a good sporting event.
>>155167821Soul
>>155167821looks like fucking dragon ball z or some shit
>>155167422
This "music" is an embarrassment to my country. Goodness this is shitty and it makes us look bad
>>155167850Mexicans assimilate into real football within six months.
THIS IS FUCKING SHIT
The game doesn't start for over an hour, of course there are empty seats. That said, this "performance" is embarrassing.
>>155167789Yes and?
Americans are the nicest most open people in the world.
>>155167712man I played soccer in school and still don't care about this sport
This was it?did i miss katy perry?
Why are they shilling LA? I hope they don’t intend to do one of these for every city…
>>155167865Are you genuinely retarded? FIFA does whatever the highest bidder pays them to do, this has been the case for as long as you and I have been alive and I’m in my 40s.
couldve had limp bizkit open this bitch up instead we got a literal who and a nigger
10 - 0 FUCK THE USA
Why did I make the mistake of watching this garbage? Now I hope we lose
>>155167754These aren't just "peppers", they're LONG HOTS. It's not a "standard" part of a cheesesteak, but a common and acceptable addition.>>155167798I think you can call ahead. But you're in the Italian market anyway so walk around and see the shops. Expect it to be "LatAm market with some really nice Italian shops remaining" market.
>>155167677They should beat Paraguay, some solid players. Never heard of Freeman and Richards though.
>>155167767Our future is fucked. The America that rules the world is not possible without a certain population. It's not about race, it's about IQ and character.
>>155167908That's probably you Canadians. I hate how drumpf is arbitrarily straining the strong alliance we used to have with our friends up north.
>>155167875I thought this was some otherwordly diarrhea
>>155167757>no cockWhats the fun in that?
The first mutina was kinda cuteCan't find my would.jpgHow do you guys manage so quickly
>>155167770>angel without wingsno thank you
>>155167986aren't you ruled by Dr. Doom? lmao
>>155167967FUCK I LOVE INDE
>>155167938Are you genuinely retarded? How do you not understand that the World Cup used to be a big event where every game was important, where they were sold out organically, there was no empty seats and there wasn't a constant narrative from FIFA trying to damage control this shit.Why do you not seem to understand that OLD = GOOD and NEW = BAD. That's the simplest way I can explain it. Even /v/ and /tg/ can understand this concept and they're brain dead morons.But even Russia and Qatar weren't this bad and they were the clear corruption World Cups.
So I know the US and Canada do not give a fuck about soccer, but who else doesn't? Australia? NZ?
What is with the nigmans and usa
>>155167975Canadians are snakes sometimes and more closed off, I find middle America and the south the best
THE QUEEN OF 2026 WORLD CUP
>>155167901>of course there are empty seats.They'll stay empty.
>>155167990Nice ass but ugly wig>Sayuri got the chopReally?
gonna goon to lisa later
>>155168057troon lover
>>155168048Australia and NZ also have their own forms of "football" just like we do. It's more rugby instead of gridiron I believe.
>>155168056i find the middle american and south to be low iq goycattle so i'm sorry to hear that
>>155168111nigga you gay. Lisa is a 10/10
>>155168016Same
>>155168264:3
>>155167967Freeman is the son of former NFL wide receiver Antonio Freeman. I only know this because I'm a Packers fan and the local news talked about it.
>>155168264You know she has her boyfriend playing for her, right?
USAUSAUSAUSAUSA
how did Landon Donovan get hair?????????????
>>155167967Richards is our best defender. He plays in the Premier League
>>155168392more like a fudge packer amirite?
>>155166433they don't play sports
>>155168426lies
>>155167021anybody can play soccer. Haland is 6'5, Messi is 5'7. they are both elite
>>155166168>onions
Basedgay is going to booty blast those gringos.
>>155167757Faggot
>>155167192they almost got genocided to extinction by the brazilians in the 19th century
