heemwhite house press conferencehttps://youtu.be/Ory8b19pTQMprevious>>155153663
Schaub
HAP SPOTTED
no follow
Is that Karmelo Anthony?
Im coming on that ass!
whos the lil niggathe hapman, if you will
shit thread
>>155172425
Does Diego get to keep that kid?
Why is everyone walking out with a kid?Why did Garcia walk out a fully grown nig?
>>155172124nvm it was the capitol building
bro who the fuck are these kids
THIS IS GOING TO TAKE FOREVER LMFAOALSO DIGITS AND ONE OF THE KIDS FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS
>all fighters on the card have been gifted a child recovered from Epstein IslandWow cool.
>>155172373Fuck Dana
Why are there so many nonces here now?
bo rocking them 3x too large thrift store pleats
this is cool
Chandler should've walked out with Garcia's nog
WHY ARE THEY BRINGING EM OUT WITH KIDS
Bo has zero drip wtf
>>155172616mossad psyops, give goyim brain damage
isnt it past this kids bed time?
hokit can't believe he's there
>>155172776Hes there so the one black guy on the card can win
>derek 'fuck them kids' lewis
hockets gloves lmfao
WTF why is Hokit nice to this kid? are you telling me Hokit is actually putting on a character ?
War machine will walk Gaethje
this is taking too long :/
ripzyzz
>>155172834lol no
>canadas native son
>>155172755he bent the knee
why do all of the kids look so scared?
ayymeng seems like a decent guy
This is a boring card because every favorite is basically guaranteed to win
this ominous ritual sets the stage for a weekend of surprises! here at ufc freedom 250!
gane is so cool
>>155173172oh ye of little faith
>ciryl 'bone gummin' gane
All eyes are on are Gane
why are pereira and gane dressed so gay
>>1551731723/7 correct picks incoming for you sir
i cant believe we're gonna get to see double digit iq morons talk low class, illiterate shit on the white house lawn for teh whole world to see
>>155173343heavyweight hubris
ilia is shook
War machine spotted in the audience
which one is ilia
>>155173352Which ones do you see being upsets? Pereira vs Gane doesn’t count because it’s pick em
dana is SHOOK
>>155173483
what I thought there was a $1m bonus
>mic issueFinland was right
>billion dollar company>cant get sound right
digits and hoket lets the incredible hok come out and ruin the entire presser
i'm trustin gaethje
>>155173766
why did dana wear a fuckin baggy polo shirt
pootan is flushed
i am a goyim
has anything cool happened yet
>cuck o malley
>mic issue>audio problem with dana>war machine walking garth>dana can't talkFinland's bingo is filled
>>155173970Every single Tomala fan when she revealed her bottom surgery was botched
O'malley vs Zahabi, the classic American vs Canadian matchup
>>155174069gane got struck by lightning
>>155174069aiemann walked out with ryan hall's kid
evens i go to sleep because this shit is boring
kek wtf sean got a call from his mom
>>155174233>he got the callo'malley bros...are we taking the dive?
ASK THE DOWN VATO A QUESTION
LMFAO HOKIT
HOKDADDY GOT THE BROWNOIDS SEETHING AGAIN
Hokit is just larping as this guy
hokit is right saturday night we gonna fine out
wow this fucking sucks
nigga shut up
You just know po lil clitia gets bricked up everything Hokdaddy speaks
I’ve got nothing but respect for this guy. He’s a great ambassador of the sport. I’ve had a great training camp and I feel 100%, no excuses. Saturday night we’re gonna see. Thanks to my coaches and team. Thank you to all my fans. I can’t wait for saturday night. I’m not thinking about that my mind is only on my opponent. Saturday night lets find out. Wherever the fight goes I’ll be ready, i want to move to boxing to fight that boxer, no i can't fight the no 1 guy
TOPURIA MELTY
just shad up
KEEEEEEEEEK TOPIGKET BTFO
ngl hokit is funny
>>155173766what did i do
be careful, be very careful ilia...you dont want to unleash the incredible hok
Gotta love the Hokster
Realistically what happens if it rains during fights? Are they just gonna fight like they are at a pool party?
made me kek
alright this was kinda boring but hokit is definitely getting a reaction and at least making it interesting holy shit
Come on Hok, ramp it up, wtf are you doing
Ilia is so easily rage baited by Hokit
>you might know it
>>155174069hokit is putting on a sam hyde act
TOPIGRAPED MELTY
clitia sisters.......
TREVOR SHITTMAN BTFO
>IM FIGHTING LORD FARQUAD OUT HERE"ILIA BTFO
UH OH ESL MIDGET MANLET
the Gaethje era is revving up the air
Gaycheese seethin
what happenned with ilia?i missed a lil bit i had to go take an emergency shit
Hokit is unironically ruining this and making it unwatchable
>>155175596Hok is revving him bad
QUESTION FOR AIEMANN ZAHABI
Anyone else cringe whenever Ilia speaks with his high pitched manlet voice in broken ESL english
>>155175617the opposite is true
No one cares about O malley
AYO WHRERE DA TRANZLAT4 AT
>my coach is the best!
>>155175571Dustin got knocked out by Michael Johnson in like a minute of the first round so this means nothing
I just realized this wasn't Ariel Helwani.The entire time I was wondering what Ariel was doing there sitting at the press conference. Only when he started speaking I realized that aint Ariel.
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK MANLET FAGGOT BTFO
>>155175393But Trevor Wittman has 3 champions and Ilia's team has one.
damn that was it?
hhahahahah
>>155175778What are you trying to imply? are you saying MJ is shit?
too far
tomorrow?
Ilia is raped... it's over
TOPURIA SHOOK LMAO
wait who gets awarded the 250 belt?
Damn what an embarassment. Hokit legit looking like a clown
Twinkporia btfo
hokit carried that fucking shit
i cant believe this shit went down at the white house
No one asked O malley any questions and you are laughing?
>>155175963stop crying faggot
no questions for bo nigas
that was painfully boring but hokit was cringe kino
>>155175963
>>155176045true
>>155175963and he successfully rage baited ilia into getting angrier at justin lol. Hokit is the most succcessful rage/cringe baiter. this presser was turning out to be boring as shit but he gave us something to talk about
>Don't insult Chama's boyfriend o algo
>>155176047turn on your monitor
daukus won the walking down the stairs of the fight
>>155176025journalist Nick Shirley took down Merab Dvalishvili at the white house too.
>>155176045>>155176094
Poor Canada muzzrat. never recovered from Ankalaturd rape sesh
There's a very real chance the white house card gets pushed back to MondayWeather forecasts are not looking good
SAY THE LINE PEREIRA
>Poor Canada muzzrat. never recovered fr- ACKKKK
>>155176193OOOOOHHHHHHHHE'S TOTALLY FINE
Topurias getting heemed
The fights won't happen. Lightning storms forecast for Sunday.
HOKIT JUST WON IT FOR AMERICA
>>155176193Jan is better than Gane and everyone in the Gane clip. What's your point, tard?
>>155176400jewish weather manipulation technology will solve this
>>155176400I miss when 4channers knew about shit like haarp
>>155176374
AI users? Subhuman.
punished ilia carries a dark energy...
Imagine how boring that shit would have been without Josh
hokbeast carried that shit
>>155176468
>>155176556Gane about to piece this doo up
Rapedkit speaking? I mute it
The Gaethje era is towering over it all
>>155176603Hokdaddy warped your brown monkey peanut brain I'm afraid
Hokit made ESL's seethe due to not understanding humor
topouria changed
HokBEAST doesn't lose to blacks.
Hokkit believes in Gaethje unironically
Hokdaddy made every single chimpzilian's clitty leak...
stricktard tried to sneak into the press conference lol
ilia hasn't had a good shove since the paddy push
>>155176815and yet the outcome of the fight will not
>>155176897sean finna get shot
Ayo Dana change the card to Saturday my G why we blaspheming the lord's day?
>>155176897Retard
>>155176991sunday is dongle's birthday
The hok is fucking hilarious
>>155176991Saturday is the Sabbath, even in Christianity.
>>155176094hawk tuah on that thang!!!
>>155176897
Gane wins Pereira fights HokkitTom is cut Lewis fights tuivasa
I liked how Justin said youre acting like an animal. You can just feel how much he hates niggers and refers to them as animals
>>155177402Chimpereira will heem Tuivasa's victim so bad.
>>155176897Just looks like a random methhead
Reminder Gane has no answer for the leg kick
Hokit is the ultimate filterIf someone thinks Hokit is unfunny, I can guarantee you they’re reddit
The jab and the overhand right will be there for Gane
Gane looked sexy but his tooth gap ruins it
>>155177725You might be soulless and retarded because the gap is perfectly whimsical and charming especially for gane. It matches his playful personality 100%
>>155176579notice how the mma math doesnt work here either since sizzy got masterclassed by jan
>>155177725nigga u gay
>>155177995I thought /heem/ was a gay/bi friendly board but ok
>>155178052/heem/ is a zog board
The Krusty crab pizza is the pizza for you and me
Reminder that Ilia has no answer for the clinch
Ilia won the story by bodyheeming Garth at the faceoff.
After Mark Coleman's lost Saturday at UFC 109 to Randy Couture, during his post fight interview with Joe Rogan, Tito Ortiz yelled at Coleman from outside the cage, "Payback is a Motherfucker!" Coleman lashed back at Tito, "Anytime you want it, BITCH!" For those who don't know, Coleman and Tito were scheduled to fight at UFC 106, but Coleman had to back out due to an injury he suffered while training. Tito on his Twitter said that Coleman bitched out of the fight. and Coleman took offense to that and in an interview the next day, took pop-shots at Tito for marrying pornstar Jenna Jameson and having kids with her. Tito said that's why he did what he did Saturday; to get payback for those comments about his famIly. However, a Tito/Coleman fight is not the talk around the MMA fanbase right now. No, instead... it's JOSH KOSCHECK vs. Tito Ortiz everyone is talking about. Yes, Josh fucking Koscheck came to Coleman's defense and actually challenged Tito Ortiz to a fight on a UFC show. Koscheck, apparently a friend of Coleman, posted these following tweets on his twitter Sunday and Monday:>"Why is TitoOrtiz such a bitch? Talking shit to coleman right after his lose. After @ChuckLiddell fucks him up. I want my shot 2 fuck him up" >"Hey @titoortiz so do you think you would take the fight?? About 90% of the people on ***tv think I would get you!!!" >"2 little? Look at the old days of the UFC. I would bet 100k of my own money on it. After I fu*k this Brit up,I want to kick big mouths ass."So... two questions for you guys:1. Should the UFC. for one fight only, throw the Weight limits out the window and put this fight together?2. If the fight were to happen, would Josh Koscheck stand a chance against someone with perhaps a 20-30 weight advantage on him, and as skilled as Tito Ortiz?Let me know what you guys think.
>>155176106>Hokit is the most succcessful rage/cringe baiterno you're just a newfag that cant grasp that he's doing a chael gimmick without being funny like chael
>>155178846Im gonna say yeah sneed it. Make the fight Dana. It’s the fight the people wanna see
chaelfags are so fucking gay
Topuria and his next opponent
>>155179243true, i dont know why someone would imitate him that hard
>>155179243Yeah Hokit does too many word for word chael callback lines for le nostalgia bait.
>anderson silva u friggin suck!!!boomers thought this line was so cold
It's not what he says, it's the way he says it
>sunday heem event
>>155179384That kid ain’t 36 years old and out of his prime.
Hokit bodied that midget freak with the midget stripper wife one two
Gaethjes kid looked better than topurias kid
whats hokits point?
>>155180563talmbout war machine
>who's the short one now?
>>155180126MMA should have been banned after what he did to that poor fool... poor poor fool...
>>155180126>>155181114Alright garth you braindead retard. Your ONE JOB is to give us a SINGLE clip we can use against clittiacels. Fuck sake thats ALL you have to do PLEASE GOD JUST ONE THATS ALL I NEED
Really classless of Hokit to repeatedly personally attack a guy 4 weight classes smaller than himDoes he not feel like a bully to yall? Why are we ok with this?
>Really classless of Hokit to repeatedly personally attack a guy 4 weight classes smaller than him>Does he not feel like a bully to yall? Why are we ok with this?
>>155172373Did something happen? I was watching the USA vs. Paraguay match
>clitia is having incel revenge fantasies involving gaethje's dad all because he was called shortGEEEEEEEEG what a disturbed insecure mentally ill midget freak
>>155181324Josh Hokit unfortunately raped a man on livestream at the Lincoln Memorial
>unfortunately
Real talk, the UFC needs trash talkers like Hokit, Colby and gooby. Unconditional mutual respect between fighters is cringe as fuck.
>>155181226you do understand that trevor wittman was watching tape in the lab as you typed this right?
>>155181243It was fun memes b. But yeah i mostly dont like when 2 guys go back and forth who will never fight and never give us pay off. Too much heem blue balls. Interesting the real real Hokit seemed to not want to piss of Alex this time. Don't know if Hokit has something against Gaethje secretly or Abdelaziz because now poor Gaethje's gonna prob get it worse.
Gaethje hasn't lost a striking matchup since 2018 besides the flukey Max fight. Go ahead and prove me wrong.
>>155181728Bro is built like a ftm tranny
>Real talk, the UFC needs trash talkers like Hokit, Colby and gooby. Unconditional mutual respect between fighters is cringe as fuck.
was anyone else under the impression that there would be a million dollar bonus?
Bros what do you think of my seven-way Parlay :D
>>155181735>Bro is built like a ftm tranny
Look up seething in a picture and you'll see the definition is topuria
>>155181763Ari ain't givin these niggas a million bucks bro
>>Bro is built like a ftm tranny
>>155181756>NOOOOOO DIS BOU RESPEGG AND DUH SWEETT SCANCE! POSTA BE BOUT RESPEGG NOT DISRESPEGG!!! CAIN BE TALMBOU DAY KIEEEEEEDS DAS TO FAR I LIKE LIL TRASH TALK NOOW N DIEEEN TALMBOUT "AYO IMMA BEAT U SATADAY NITE" BUT TOMBOU DAY MAMA CRUSS DUH LINE!!!!!
>>155181779I'm not even that stupid b like everything is made to lose
>>155181834Only in defeat can one learn :^)
>>155181830mentally oinked
you guys seen these coffin wars? why doesnt the white house card have coffin fights?
>NO YOURE NOT FUNNY >SOUND LIKE A DUMMY >WHY DONT I PUNCH YOU IN THE TUMMY >TALK ABOUT YOUR MOM >ASK ABOUT HER PROM >HAVE YOU CALL ME FATHER TOM
just watched the presserhokit is the goat of all time
>>155181243>REALLY CLASSLESS?! >MORE LIKE YOUR MOMS ASS>BITCH! >ATTACKING MY PERSONAL MIDGET IS WHAT I DO >IT LEAVES YOU SEETHING AND FEELING LIKE POO
>>>Bro is built like a ftm tranny
I had it 10-7 ilia
KEEEK Topiglets are actually this pathetic
>>>>Bro is built like a ftm tranny
walkouts to the presser at the Lincoln memorial. What a time to be alive
the line about alex chewing up food and feeding ilia like a little bird was clean and well-timedyou gotta hand it to the hok
>>155182155Hokit even apologized for the incredible Hokits behavior. What more does the midget want?!?
Po lil clitia was about to burst and squirt all over her Hokdaddy's BHC...
ilia is so fucked. any of you picking the midget for sunday prepare to lose
>>155182238>shat app>shat appppp>turn off hees maiktilted, shook midget
>JUS PROOV MEE WONG
The worst thing about UFC Freedom 250 is how much time I'm going to lose counting my money from my bets.
>>155182080reddit cringe delete the app
>>155182308
>>155182155Hokit gaped ilia desu hes living in ilias head
*stalks the prey*
hokit working these faggots acting like them
*Re-enters thread*
>just regular josh today
got a bad feeling gane is actually gonna win
>>155181779chandler will not be KO'd but he will lose the decision
>Gaethje >Gane >Hokit >OMalley>Kyle>Ruffy >Garcia
Calm Contemplations.
it's HIS turn
>>155182548I'm sure youre right, I honestly have no experience with UFC yet. I might as well just go for a simple winner pick for lesser odds/less riskThanks babe
doo really said my dad is stronger than your dad ah hell nah
did Goonye not get a single question? also, i thought hokic was a total retard but he won me over.
A sparkle of a lunar cycle until we enter the Gaethje era.
>>155182794i got ten LARGE on the white man
Doing my best to keep Hulkanon at bay but he just........wants to HEEEEEEEEEM
>>155182794I FUCKING BELIEVE
I'M JUSTIN GAETNE NIGGA
>>155182794>Gaethje>Hokit>Gane>Garcia>Daukaus>OMalley>Ruffy
>>155182874
>>155182730You could tell topuria was stunned that he wasnt getting hokits mic pulled and wasnt in control of the situation. Dude looked like a massive kwab
>>155182521Pereira has a very basic game and he leaves his hands down hes getting pieced up
>>155182917not dookie tho >veri not required
>>155182933>You could tell topuria was stunned that he wasnt getting hokits mic pulled and wasnt in control of the situation. Dude looked like a massive kwabyeah that was pathetic. came off like a little shrimp dick bitch cuckold manlet (which he is)
>>155182933Hokit is going to run through Lewis then fight lil ilia
>>155182981he winked at the face off. kids ready to take out BO
>rocked by curtis blaydes
>scared of lewis
josh hokit is basically conor mcgregor but good on the mic
why tf is the card on monday...
hokit would have been one of those suicide shock troops genghis khan used to use to break defensive positions before he sends in his specialized soldiers
lewis is a quitter but he can still crack and hokit is too hittable. he'll get too cocky and walk forward taunting with his hands down and boom. dead.
the gane vs hokit promo will be heavy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNVFOFJO5J0
>>155183183hokit is aware. hokit aint scared. lewis is one of his favorite fighters
I don’t take hypothetical questions. gaethje wins. hokit wins. america wins.
>>155183241based
would you rather watch soccer or mma live this sunday? the answer is mma. thank dana white
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BLACK BEAST KNOCKS OUT JOSH HOKIT IN THE VERY FIRST ROUND WOOOOWWWWW. I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT TO JOSH HOKIT?
>>155183254Would I rather watch a couple of guys kick a ball or two guys hump each other? I'd rather the ball b
why was he so triggered today /heem/?
>>155183269>id rather the ball ill fuck you up in a backseat
more the the credible joke
>>155183277holy reddit
>>155183284he got riled up by the regular josh today. incredible hokit wouldve been cut off but not regular respectful josh. you heard him, ilia is his favorite fighter
>>155183277the average redditor’s idea of a good press conference is dustin porier and charles oliveria being heckin wholesome and saying they respect eachother
>>155183299>THIS GUYS ACT ISNT FUNNY AT ALL >ITS JUST KINDA CRINGE >AND COMES ACROSS LIKE HES FORCING IT >YOU CAN TELL ALL THE FIGHTERS >INCLUDING EVEN THE AMERICANS JUST WANTED HIM TO SHUT UP Hokit is for the smart fan, not the faggots.
>>155183371there's no such thing as a good press conference
wholesome is fake and gay. Hoe sum
>>155183277these are the same faggots that think saying chael is undefeated is the funniest joke on the planet
>>155183422Hokit with another memorable presser today. Similar to Tony scorching Khabitch
>>155182417>even dogs are aware of the bugman meme
Some you niggas strangely knowledgeable about reddit….
ilia is now in the shamrock position. gaethje is in total control
>>155183464Hookerit mutts love that place!
>Hookerit muttshe tried
>>155183478lmao hokit working all the lightweight nations. paramount+ this sunday, make sure to tune in.
>>155183478talmbout dan hooker
>>155183478>HookeritBut enough about Topiglet's miami wife
Gonna open a big box of talmbouts when we get back home
you guys watched that shit? you don't have anything better to do on a Friday night?
>never tries to speak english again
>>155183551shut up. thank you. shut up. shut up
Crazy to think if Hokit gets the HW title within the next two years, and when Ilia captures his third title, we could actually see Ilia vs Hokit at HW and witness the historic quadruple Champ-Champ-Champ-Champ.Just gave me chills...
Hokdaddy REALLY mindbroke all the thirdie shitskins...
ilia will be fighting in PFL in two years
>>155183466I'm worried man. I'm thinking Josh just put poor Justin in a bad position. If he ends up dying on a stage like this, mma is literally finished. We're fucked. BJJ and RAF is the closes thing to combat sports we'll ever get again. This is bad.
>>155183651*American Badass begins to play*>DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT HYPOTHETICALS >GAETHJE WINS THIS FIGHT FOR AMERICA
the amount of people being absolutely worked by this nigga is hilariouswill ufc fans ever stop being marks?
Chama looking like a lesbian doing chemo in that outfit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3mcw13XA3M
I just realized the show is on sunday
Oh dear oh dear Hookerit fangays are having a melty....
if english is your second language, take one step back. now that the thread is clear, I can wish the english speakers a happy viewing this Sunday. 250 years feels good
>>155176467we're still hear pal
>>155183756I can still here you dicklard
Sell me on UFC Freedom 250.Casual here, I donnae recognise a SINGLE Fighter...
is this guy mentally ill
>>155183856nah daukus is locked in
>>155183870Ah, okay. I thought he had something unusual going on
>>155173668many such cases some say all such cases
Poor lil clitia...
Wow we had one whitehouse press confrence and Josh Hokit took an big greazy shit all over it. Food for thought.
>>155183823I usually try not to make fun of people for being short because you know not their fault right but zesty little uppity midgets like this dude make that really hard.
>>155183933yeah you're rightI wish we could have seen the press conference where every fighter was asked what it means to fight at the white house and how they think the fight will goyeah that's a better press conference
clitia and karen pereira begging the ufc to protect them from hokdaddy...ladies and gentlemen I think we have our KWABOTY
just watched the presser and... gaethje already sounds megaraped
>>155184000Go watch wwf dude
If you don't know me I'm M to the BComing in hard, you better watch it, SophieYou think you're the only girl doing grimeM to the B says, "Step in line"Coming in hard with my barsSophie Aspin is about to get parredRead your bars off your iPhone 4I don't do that shit, I do it hardcore
SOMEONE PLEASE CUT HIS MIC DO YOU NOT HEAR ME FROM DOWN HERE I AM THE CLITIA TOPURIA
>reaction from all four of themkek lmao
>>155184032
