ONE. MORE. SLEEP.
First for Gaethje and his era
It's. His. Turn.
how crazy would it be if hokitt showed out with a super disciplined wrestle fuck style against lewis
>Gaethje >Gane>Garcia>Hokit>Chandler >Daukus >OMalleySteve Garcia is a good dood
hello i am indian
Heidi androls tits are literally clapping together during her interview. Insane milf cleavage. Everyone's going all out
>>155219038lil fella tryna push
how many of you actually train? I could probably manhandle all of you lol t. 6'4 230 judo black belt been training since I was 7
josh is fucking weird man
>>155219038Whys he so smol
gane for ganeland
>>155219067where are you seeing this? big fan of whorish behavior here
>>155219098you dont train. shut the fuck up
>>155219143Perhaps the gigantic ceremonial weighin happening live on the ufc channel u retarded nigger
>>155218845When did Sean becoming a seething faggot?
good news gaethje fans, the pakistani support is in the bag
>>155219099didnt like the fake spit up during weigh in? he said he was nervous
holy kek this chandler promo>>155219101not enough vegetable
Chandler is such an embarrassment man.
>>155219151You're right. I don't train, judo is not training, it's a way of life.
>Chandler nigger sons>sonsSTFU you little goblin freak! early travellers would have lynched those freaks
>>1552190985'4 99lbs pressure points expert
i have a bad feeling judging off how they’ve done the press conference and the weigh ins that tomorrow they’re going to pad the card with an hour of bullshit like music and analysts and promos in between each fight. I hope I’m wrong
I got hap, I got ace whatchu want?
>>155219201just enjoy the show pal
>>155219179Idk due he turned into a faggot though
>>155219194idk, looked like a stunt. He's putting on a weird ass personality for this fight
>>155219098I train my mind for people just like you. Step into my arena
Link? Methstream doesnt work.
>>155219207you must be over the moon since its your month to celebrate too. calling shit japanese names and bowing is gay as fuck
>>155219247isn't trump going to have a speech
>>155219247You're not wrong its going to be padded with generic kosher patriotic stuff including military celebrations. Still gonna be worth watching
>>155219177I watched the weigh ins earlier faggot, why would I consume it twice. Send pics of you enjoying it in your apartment
>>155219098I am 5'7 125lbs. I stab your balls as soon as your lanket ass tries something funny.
Ilia looks like the spirit of his divorced wife is haunting him
>>155219247Most ufc cards are like that not
hate trevor whitman absolutely disgusting creature
>I am 5'7 125lbsGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG 99% of 12 yr old boys are larger than you
>>155219279free on yewchewb b
>>155218845What, is the Alex Pereira fight today or tomorrow?Fuck timezones, is it within 10 hours or 30 hours?
>>155219201Haha, I know right? So frickin embarrassing xD
im going out to watch but im also gonna leave it streaming on three tabs at home to pad the unpaid viewership numbers. its important to me that dana and the ufc know i dont willingly support the military
aww dom wanted a crowd pop too
https://youtu.be/cILIfp0vGbc?is=2JU9Q8DlyS9oMhNYLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>155219279Youtube its just the weigh in
this is actually nauseating
https://youtube.com/shorts/u1PntVQy2Gc?si=70ouTxg1IGO9qGufA cry for help if I ever seen one.
usa! usa! american champion!!!
jesus christ no wonder they don't have money for backup fighters
>>155218992I'm going to miss garthposting. We had a good run boys
justin already looks defeated. strickland took the wind out of goythje's sail.
I have been reading a lot of predictions and I think its hilarious that everybody pretty much agrees that Hokit is going to win with TKO R1I mean how awful is this guy haha
A sparkle of a lunar cycle until we enter the Gaethje era.
come monday youll wish you were on the Gaethje/Garcia/Hokit train
WTF its tomorrow!??
Halo menu music in the background really seals it
>>155219423The event starts 23.5 hours from now
>>155219710Flag Day is a pretty big deal.
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
okay that's enough american propaganda for one man time to get stoned and listen to the sound of forest to clean myself
*free bird starts playing*
THE EAGLE HAS LANDED! I REPEAT... THE EAGLE HASL LANDED!
an eagle has taken ilia topuria away...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hoyl fuck...Anerican penisu so big....
Joe finna be a puddle of sweat by the time this is over
damn prolific sighted on stage
BRICS SHITSKINS ARE SEETHINGUSA wonIsrael wonJdaddies wonNetandaddy won
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>155219761Ty anon
Red and Chrissy look like my first lays God bless Wisconsin and the viet diapora.
rogan looks a bit dead behind the eyes
>>155219681Damn Derrick is in the best shape of his life. Hokit is in danger.
wtf, dan hooker fighting this card?
>>155220143He'll be dead in front of the eyes tomorrow.
*enters the thread*
waiting for the monumental Nickle pop
>>155220263Shit card.
>>155220143he loves this shit. anik isnt long from a heart attack
fuck it. no more sugar for me.
bro they're making the marines stare at each other at attention like at least face them at the peaches
kek they really left the other two ring grils off the card
RIP JOE ROGAN
why can't joe rogan just calm the fuck down? he's making me and my family uncomfortable.
>>155220452they were dancing a second ago why aren't they in iran
Michael "Schwarze Sonne" Chandler
if there is anyone capable of giving michael chandler a highlight reel win, it's a fighting nerd
>shows the Tony knockout for a third timekek
>>155220517it's iran b no boots necessary
Strike to the groins should be legal.
HAPSLOOOOODE
im recording it. no spoilers please
>>155218845I cant sleep. I need someone to heem me
>>155220674derrick lewis resisted arrest on stage and was promptly disposed of
never knew this doo got a 100-0 street record
>>155220674Nagisa dies
i'll probably watch it but i might not
Where is everyone? Wheres the hype?
>>155220805In the true ending, she lives
Our Hokdaddy is so inspirational
>>155220871Seriously what the fuck. This board all day has been dead as shit. Go on reddit and everyone's whining about trump. YouTube is just spam. FUCK IM HYPED
>>155220871The whole world is doo.Nobody is hype anymore.
>>155220933I love how Hobit commits to the retard persona by getting the worst chest piece i've seen on a fighter for a while
uh hokitsissies...
God I wish I could say Ngr on here
LIMP BIZKIT
Based 38 year old bantamweight prospect
fuck ai man zahabi!!! piece of shit!
>>155221006It's very distracting. I Imagine its hard to fight hokit while his retard lion stares at you>>155221052USA guy got gyno it checks out.
Imagine Gane vs Jamahal or Ank or Khalil. Alex in under two.
>i'm going to knock him outchillstremors
Tom aspinall is such a loser
>Imagine Gane vs Jamahal or Ank or Khalil. Alex in under two.
france gave us the statue of liberty so Cereal is cool to be here
it's gane's turn
>wearing the pygmy outfit on the Whitehouse lawnHoly cringe thirdworlder
chama looks shook
ew worst translator
chama looks ready to kill someone
>when you mirror match and one player has to use the alternative costume
the native thing is so cringe. doo only started wearing it after doing a dna test in 2021 kek. that's ike me swabbing my cheek and them telling me I'm 15% german, then I go out and buy lederhosen.
Pereira looks ridiculous lmao
>>155221667gane is noticeably bigger and lighter on the scale
topuria gay voice
>>155221763that's because all of pereiras weight is in his stanky bbl
>CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA.......BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>155221763Muscle weighs less than dirty bulk
TICK TOCK NICKI MINAJ
trevor pissandshitman
>guy fattens up his dumper to heem more>heem is against thiswhat is it with you guys
>>155221746>I go out and buy lederhosen.personally, i'd go for something more classy
>>155221922doo been on stronglifts I know that build well
>>155221971gane is barely taller than joe rogan
why is ilia permanently smirking
>AGPoatan actually thought the meme about all the power coming from the glutes was true so xhe injected pig fat into her pork bottom to reach HW GEEEEEEEEEEG
>>155221746>>155221982germs irl just wear sportswear
>>155222025he thinks it's aura
>>155221982damn that looks good. we can all admit it. its time to bring it back. and by that i mean the fourth reich and zyklon c
apturo is starting to get the ninja turtle belly
>>155221971reminds me of those engineers in prometheus
>the largest crowd to ever watch mmawhat is rogan talmbout what is this retarded propaganda, hardly
clitia is the same height as rogan lmao
USA USA USA USA
damn people are actually singing along to the trump song
>>155222158Not even, xhe is standing on 3 inch soles in her shoes I fear
imagine Poatan clapping his shit like Ailin Perez to celebrate
Poopoorrhea
>>155221746>I'm 15% german, then I go out and buy lederhosen.Gaethje should do it, it looks cool
just dirty bulked my pants
>>155222117
>>155222342i'd rather not
It's impossible for Gane to even knock Pereira down now, his centre of gravity is too heavy with that bunda
>looks bigger than ganeno he doesn't dom
>>155222470
>>155222342imagine Poatan clapping Ailin Perez to celebrate
>>155222523Gane will grapple him
>>155222560are you blind?
volkov beat gane
>>155222580>*pokes you in the eyes*>No tears, it's a waste of good suffering
>>155222580mingeheemer, in the thunder and heatmingeheemer, knock minge back in their seatmingeheemer, and I'll make it come truemingeheemer, I'll put a spell on you
Hokit and Ruffy are locks, yes?
>>155222647no i have excellent vision and round eyes
>>155222712Based
why did we build a statue of abe sitting on a throne?
Im so sick of chris weidman and his cte'd bullshit
>>155222714o'malley as well
>>155222830he invented mutt's law and as such is your god
>>155222714Are you retarded?
>>155222856Sure Zahabi won't stink up the place with lay n pray? He's pretty tough.
>>155222830Regardless of what you think of the causes behind the civil war, he is the president who led America through it's biggest internal crisis and stopped it splitting apart
>>155222790youre the one thinking of black cock homo swede finngolian. your eyes arent round either. you were conquored.
>>155222995lets see what big abe himself thought
>>155223012if my vision isn't excellent why do i foresee my fist in your throat
>>155222914
>>155223089that would be your inner sight projecting the future, but inverted from reality. you still have slant eyes in the physical realm, which i dominate.
>>155223086You don't have to view Blacks as equal to Whites to oppose human chattle slavery, the majority of abolitionists didn't believe in racial equality
>>155223086completely unrelated to what the foreigner said bot brain
Prey eyes
>>155223194i welcome chattel slavery with open arms. only way to get some value out of them. we need to return to tradition.
>>155223166you didn't say respectfully
>>155223194it's my country bitch not yours so fuck off
>>155223257there are numerous credible accusations of him being a predator
lmao this music>>155223257smaller arms and delts than ciryl
>>155223229>bot brainnonsensical. and abraham's quote is quite relevant to the issue at hand.you went to public school and are clearly circumsized. do not respond to your superior again. plus you're brown.
garth finna heem
>>155222659Gane did this with a broken foot. I fear to imagine what he would’ve done to poor Volkov if he wasn’t injured.
>>155223229>hurr durr bot brain
>>155223423it's perfectly applied bot brain
messed up wiley is still cancelled and kanye gets played at the white house 250 but i guess gargling rabbi balls will do that
>>155223461
>>155223498volkov broke ganes foot
I received word Gane was getting outstruck by Aspinall
pereira looking like he wearin a huggies no cap
>>155223770it was like bisping/hendo II
Time to watch some land man. Maybe even mobland. Perhaps an episode or two of Dutton ranch. So many adventures await only on Paramount plus.
>>155223770stop smoking pv
>>155223770g-g-gawldoosh b
kim "poatan" kardashian
>>155223625And Gane still won!
>>155222930dont think so, o'malley is the best striker of the division while zahabi's style is more like outdogging his opponentszahabi also got dropped down in the aldo fight via a similar right hand that sean always lands through the guard, I think this is a tailor made matchup for sean
"This Pereira guy, he's something else isn't he? Biggest backside in all of mma, perhaps the world even. That's what many are saying. Many people are saying that you know?" - Donald J Trump
>>155222995Yeah it should have been Andrew Jackson, abe never fought the banks
>>155223920this was the fight where dana said volkov was robbed
poatan can crush a cantaloupe between his cheeks
>>155223625
Gane is going to effortlessly destroy Pereddit. There's a reason millions in smart money came in on Gane. The only hope Pereira has is Gane getting too cocky like he did against Pooivasa. Gane's too long for Alex's hook to land and Alex has no wrestling to threaten Gane outside the striking. Alex looks extremely slow and fat at HW.
Chandler is winning. Pereira will "win" a decision. I had a dream.
has argentina EVER had even a prawlspect in the ufc
>>155224441>he forgot about ponzifor a time he was anyways..
>>155224371maybe the BBL holds a special power. jones bulked up the same way as pereira when he fought gane. perhaps BBL is gane's kryptonite.
quit talking about man ass i dont like this gay shit
>>155224441Vallejos
>>155224490b-b-b-beast of a record
>>155224371gayne the biggest cheater in the UFC is going to get his legs smashed to a pulp and he'll abruptly come to a stop not long after. Then pereira is going to piece him up and confidently win a decision in front of our president donald j trump
>>155224441Kevin Vallejos is literally in the rankings right now
>>155224592that's post-injury ponzi, pre-injury ponzi was hailed as the next champ by /heem/
>>155224490just like ribovics before being wrestlefucked by gamrot :(
>>155218845My elderly parents want to watch this to see whatever Trump is doing even though they never watch MMA. What should I do, should I refresh my memory about all the holds and what they do? I never used to care. Like, I barely know what a kimura is. However, I would feel bad if I sat there with them and didn't act smart since I watched so much MMA in the background doing other things waiting for knockouts.Maybe I can learn the sport in 24 hours and be that helpful son they deserve.
>>155224678>3 split decision lossesbrutal stuff, he's 39, i wonder how he would have done back in '18 had he not gotten the health issues
vallejos is a fraud. hokit is a fraud. clitland is a fraud. sean owifeswap was a fraud. pimblett was a fraud. the ufc has had their fighters been bodyswapped with frauds i fear
uhhhh are we watching RAF bros
poopaton weighs more than gane. how can gane win?
>>155224882>RAFfinna go get me some beauty sleep knaw what am sayin big dawg?
>>155224781>>155224781>Maybe I can learn the sport in 24 hours and be that helpful son they deserve.You have 4 hours?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMqZ_3VF09s&t=703s
D.C. calling.
I don't really roll out but if I do we go all-outDrink all night so we can ball outFall in line, nah, we will fall outTell a girl, "Why front?"Like my underpantMan are bedroom bully, Shabba Ranks
>>155223498Pereira heemed Ank on a broken foott
'Cause of my hump (Huh?)My hump, my hump, my hump (What?)My hump, my hump, my hump (Huh?)My lovely lady lumps, check it out
word on the street is that pereira has spent most of this training camp learning how to wipe that thing. I'm afraid gane is going to destroy him.
>>155224581i personally like his spinning backfist KO against chikadze more>>155224843It wasnt only the injuries but if I recall well, ponzibobo nearly died from COVID when he was still ranked in the top ten pity because he was actually entertaining to watch
>>155225093if gane dies post-fightously due to fecal infection does that make pereira the winner?
Me on the left
poatan said he was coming in at 242. are the alcoholic tire boy mannerisms returning? how does his ten pound over shoot reflect on his professionalism? how does his status as someone accused multiple times of sexual assault play into his role in the main event of the card put on for the epstein class?
>willingly watching crotch sniff
Girl, you are the one, whoa mi babyGirl, you are the oneThe cocky tough gyal, ride mi sturdy johnBack it up pon the Don, me work fi longYour pussy tight, eeh?Pussy tight, eeh?Your pussy tight, eeh?Whoa, you tight, eehYou love it, me love it, when you ride meSet it up nuh...Come gyal!
>>155225208I've had this exact same situation happen to me except i'm 5'9 and the policewoman standing in front of me was 6'0 tall, my body didn't know whether to be aroused or humiliated
>>155225208Sneed on the right
how would you even get your hands locked behind poatan's BBL in order to secure a takedown? has he solved takedown defense?
>>155225339>five foot nine
is tom the official back up fighter for the main event
are americans all homosexuals? what is this BBL talk about another mans arse?
>>155225442he can't bloody see mate
>>155225440i know, i know. Manlet things, i didn't eat anything and was anorexic during puberty, also only slept like 2-3 hours
Poatan looked spooked seeing how big gane was with no clothes
>>155225515>AAAAA YOU'VE POKED ME IN THE EYE>I DON'T THINK I HAVE MATE
>>1552254405'9 is a good height for a man. Often when I'm sitting down and speaking I may stand up and every one is surprised like "oh I thought you were so much bigger actually you have the demeanor and confidence of a much bigger man you're very serious I thought you would've been 6'2 maybe I'm impressed now I like people that are 5'9 I guess" it's all relative
>>155225608It do be like dat meng, terrance crawford 5'8 but he got dat 6'2 spirit ya feel me? das me also, i got dat 6'4 spirit in me big dawg, i'm like a lion up here
>5'9and you just know he's adding an inch or 2
>>155225714LISSEN HERE MOITE, YOU GOT A LOICENSE TO 'ATE ON MANLETS?
>>155225535>>155225608i thawlt it might have been a wandering boxcel never mind my post yes 175 is as fine a stature as any and the leaf is right
I'm not sure Gane can handle bundamaxx Alex (I fear)
>>155225608manlet
SS+GOMAD
>>155225608>Often when I'm sitting down and speaking I may stand up and every one is surprised like "oh I thought you were so much bigger actually you have the demeanor and confidence of a much bigger man you're very serious I thought you would've been 6'2 maybe I'm impressed now I like people that are 5'9 I guess"
who's the blonde talking to EL CUCUY at RAF
>Janitor applications are now closed. Thanks to all who applied!tick tock, swarthoids
>>155226489tony probably bagged and tagged that the minute the interview was over
>>155226384Ganedaddy finna make that thang clap
>>155226668neck yourself poofter
>>155226668Excellent post
>>155226489that's Abby Hornychick, obv
Tony wears sunglasses inside year round. 6'0 behavior
can i get a quick rundown i was watching wc just came
>>155222714ruffy and o'malley 100%, you can never know with these heavyweights but probably hokit as well
>>155227096>o'malley 100%lol
Strickland is the biggest star in the UFC btw
>>155227133literally no path to victory for zahabi, best he can do is cage hug and hope for a decision.You'll see a masterclass tomorrow, I'm putting my savings on this
when’s Tony?
>>155226489I forget her name but yes she was one of my many excursions to the USA sans passport
>>155227340biggest at being raped + hes 5'7" in the mentals
>>155227464I said Strickland not Jon Jones
can't rape the willing, jon is no victim
tony/arman about to start bros
>>155227342>I'm putting my savings on thisthats such a hollow sentiment coming from a favela monkey though :/
>>155225091>>155225265this eviscerates the tom Aspinall
bros the ring girl on combat fc has one hell of a brapper
Kurt Angle won the Olympics with a broken freaking neckArman pulled out of a title fight because his back was sore
tony is about to remind the world who the fuck he is
>>155225714I'm actually 5'9.5 but I round down
They finally linked up! They finally buried the hatchet!
>>155227604Jon Jones has 8' mentals hes the Greatest MMA fighter of all time. Not just undefeated in mixing them either. NJCAA wrestling champion. Undefeated submission grappler with 100% finish rate. US Kickboxing Association Champion. Jon is the sum and the parts.The alpha and the omega of combat sports. Sean got raped
>>155228007SHEKEL JEKYL AND POOH BALDY LINKED UP?!
>>155228086>Sean got rapednah he didn'tjon did though
https://themaclife.com/sports/mma/ilia-topuria-id-rather-vacate-title-than-fight-arman-tsarukyan/https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/story/sports/ufc/2025/10/09/ufc-qatar-arman-tsarukyan-says-justin-gaethje-turned-down-main-event-fight-lightweight-scared/86596852007/This is a more legitimate LW title fight than the clown show tomorrow.
wrestling is so fucking gay
arman just went life and death on the mats with toney... impressive, but he shouldn't even be ranked in the ufc.
Tonybros...
arman > khabib
>>155228212yes I see the error of my ways Jon Jones is a faggot
I had it 11-10 Tony
>>155228686no bullshit i would never say that fuck you bodyswapper
>>155228651Nah Khabib would maul Gamrot, unlike Shartyukian
>>155227676your country is irrelevant tho
Khamzat gonna try his meat?
Cumshot cumback starts now
khamzat about to get humbled
THEY HEEM NOW?
wow big surprise
>getting worked into a shoot by danishow does he keep doing it bros?
kek
holy fuck that ref manhandling khamzat kek
danis is so based hahahaah
What happened?
>>155229269Khamzat tried his meat.
you'd think danis had walked into a mosque
Why did he sperg?
just how good is ref?
>>155229356danis had him in a gilly and he shat his jocks
>>155229269cumshart kicked danis because he was holding onto his leg after the ref broke them up then all the muslims swarmed danis and attacked him while he was scooting away on his ass. classic muslim shenanigans. danis won the story (again)
>>155229269Khamzat holding onto Danis too long, Danis from the bottom threw a kick because of it, Khamzat kicked back, then shit hit the fan
>>155229397>danis had him in a gillySo? is that illegal?
Stream link?
>BDStrannies acting like Zatdaddy wasn't raping dildo danisWeird ass cope
Bed time little boy
>>155229397shitting your pants has been banned by the unified rules for awhile now, Tim Sylvia v. Condom Depot 2002
>>155222659…at the loser contest.
>>155229598webms of this?
>>155229555It's Joever
what happened, did cumshot chimp out again?
>>155229687>>155229555its on youtube
>BAW GAWD SOMEONE STOP THIS
I forgot the UFC fight is on a Sunday there not today
>>155229598thats kumrat? some "athlete"
how does danis manage to constantly win the story, its incredible
>LET ME GO>I CAN’T HEEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>155229743THANKS BRO UR THE MAN
>>155229743>Random ref manhandled Chamiv but DDP couldn’t Just how bad are ufc “fighters”
>>155228793but you said it though
>>155229977>*manhandled by random security guard*I CAN'T SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>155229743the weak horse follows the strong sword once again
>>155229743lol at the fat guy in black that gets KWABBED by the referee that's already carrying Khamzat like a lil muslim fucktard
>>155229743should've been a DQ win for danis just how gay is wrestling
>>155230170>>155230333It's easy to pick someone up and carry them in a body lock if they aren't resisting
>>155230424very gay why do you think so many muslims were there to defend kady's bitch boy
>>155229743What happened here?, why was Chimaev so angry that he started to kick?
>>155230478he was resisting the entire time he just couldn't do shit when JV REF CHAD got hold of him, he immediately tries to get back in the mix once he's let go but by that point his goat fucking lungs were crushed
>>155230478you can resist me too but that ass is getting returned hard
>NOOOOOOOOOO LET ME GOOO REFDADDY!!!!!!
Chimaev didnt lose to Sean Strickland. Thats not what actually happened. And he was justified in kicking that faggot right now too
>>155230610He was being choked and freaked out. Didn’t watch it with volume but you can see it when they replay it in the video
>>155230478sure looks like he's resisting
>>155230719Can you choke someone like that in that wrestling competition?
>>155230634holy kwab
>>155230610>why was Chimaev so angry that he started to kick?Muslim.
>ref, he was holding onto my neck! it hurt!
>>155230830Not legally but what the ref can’t see slides. Hazmat couldve used that to fuel a pin like a man but chose the cheap way out
>>155230634I know he's flexing trying to look tough but it looks like he's an angry baby from that angle getting carried with both feet off the ground
UFC is such a joke. Random ref effortlessly manhandles and grapplemogs one of the most "feared" fighters of the last few years. This is why when I say I could heem most of the UFC, I know I'm right. My friends give me shit, but I just know deep down I would walk these dudes like random unc ref just did.
>>155230610Apparently you can't lock for subs in raf
raf setting the stage. brawl tomorrow on the lawn
>>155230982Its freestyle wrestling not bjj lol
Danis taps Khamzat. Danis was legit, one of the last dudes to give Gordon Ryan a tough match back when he was still competing seriously in submission grappling.
seems like danis does shit like this every month, whats even the appeal hes like the mrbeast of can card brawls always everywhere but no one knows how or why
>danis was setting up a guillotine? talmbout french revolutions b?
>>155218845Fuck Dana
>>155231278Khumshit should just retire at this point, tapped by Conor's third best friend only to be carried to his crib like a hairy tommy pickles
>>155230715I thought so too, but then our zatdaddy wrapped the belt and conceded in front of the world. Our zatdaddy showed real sportsmanship. Probably was not a decision that was welcomed by Kaddydaddy when he saw him after... But our zatdaddy has spoken with this gesture. And what zatdaddy says is FINAL. What zatdaddy says GOES! (inshallah makachkla shturbozheda, of course)
>>155220960>>155220942>>155220871world cup matchesThe fights are good, but not that good.
Strickbeast
>>155231507Levles.
>>155231418football is gay
*sigh* how do we keep taking Ls liek this. regroup in the daddycord?
sean capitalist pig dog bitch strickland. literal jab merchant so excited to go to the whitehouse. the belt was promised to him 3000 thrusts ago
>>155231918he is mad about not being on the card. better luck never
strickbeast genuinely broke this muzzleaf's peabrain lmao he's been crying for weeks
>>155231918sean conveniently forgets that he assaulted a fighter after charging the cage just a year ago
>>155231918-Nope- Come on spamdaddy. We're going to regroup in the daddycord. They might of won this but we will be back. Let's go..
everyones got a plan until their arm is snapped
>>155232273>daddycordclittycord* thoughbeit
Who is the Jalen Brunson of mma?
>>155232053the whole thing was a lie brother. sean is selling. hes selling his soul to people you arent allowed to criticize. khamzat knows hes better. khamzat knows that if he speaks up theyll make up bullshit about how he didnt make weight and take the belt anyway. they wont let a muslim from russia be the face of the business throwing the president a birthday bash. thats for kadygoat alone
>>155230831>>155230634kek. kwab
>>155232352please handy come to white house for fight me
>>155232273>when janny’s had enough of pakileafs homosexual ramblings
ratlip didn't even look that good against danis before the chimpout
mike perry lad
>>155230610Danis kicked Chimaev first.
>>155232669:a violent man
mike perrys a real bad ass sean strickland tries to be cool probably drives a honda not even a real motorcycle
>>155232738heh kicked his butt
AARON FUCKIN' PICO!
Khabeast would make Ilia humble
Knicks won the NBA championship. What are /heem/‘s thoughts?
>>155233069zatdaddy would heem them
>colby/arman and askren/belal in milwaukee
Starting Ozempic next weekI'm 5'5 and 275lbs
>>155233069we don't watch that shit
>>155233137is belal beginning to change his narrative? hes not a top 15 guy. hes top 7 or 8
>>155233204Fuck you
>>155233069the only time I thought NBA was cool was when NBA JAM was in arcades as a kid, other than that never given a shit forgive me
>>1552331815'1 in the mentals
>>155233069cool? they dont fight
belal is going to rip askrens lemon sized rajesh lungs out of his body
>>155233181Post body tubby
>>155233181Don't do it fatty. You'll turn into a hideous ghoul like all those middle aged actresses.Just get on a treadmill instead.
>>155233181Congratulations king you deserve the world
>>155233181do body movements and have one meal per day. your skins fucked either why and already stressed your organs. Stay 250 strength max so if you die early, it’s strong and not some flabby bitch
>>155233069that crap?not watching it
>>155233181Honestly? Respek. You're gonna go from this to this! But when you hit your target weight you ought to get off of it and maybe switch to testosterone. I hear ozempic can heem muscle. Then you can finally be the 'jacked taiwanese boy' you've always memed about. It's possible chang. You can do it!
>>155233408
>>155233629Taht guys not me. I just got hear. Hurtful dick.
you've never seen Colby carried away like a cradled baby in mommas arms
How do you get that fat? Don’t you feel shame?
him feel cheeseburger
you in a glass box
how come there's ingerland flags in here today? is this just for the third world cup?
>>155234001yeah theres a bunch of retarded euro trash all over the states right now, making all sorts of tiktok videos being amazed by walmart and detachable soda caps, bunch of faggots
Welcome to UFC 250
i'm not even in england
the mosque has him now lads
>>155219067Ban this guy for lying.
>>155233181>>155233688Alright alright my bad. But don't listen to anon about loose skin. I've seen plenty of fatsos at my gym lose a shit ton of weight and not have noticeable loose skin, and however much you have, some of it WILL go away. He is probably using his own fear of le loose skin as an excuse to stay a lazy sack of shit. Khalil was almost 500 lbs and short and he doesnt have super noticeable loose skin. Was serious thoughbeit, don't stay on that shit after you get smol so you don't lose muscle and become brittle. If you're going to take drugs, you might as well get on test at that point or try to get jacked and use your new habits to keep eating healthy.
The Monster in the Mirror.
>oh no miss harrison you got me in north south again
AI users? Subhuman filth.
>>155234514lmao look at this guy trying to be supportive. He is 5’5” 275. Let the boy figure things out without the hoe zempix
>>155219067Videos of this?
Gane has already been heavyweight champion before, Alex has no experience up here
5’5” 275. Youre closer to 300, why not bulk up and power lift then box in 15 years
>>155234840no he hasn't
steroids is for trannys. khamzat is natural
Grok make a rendering of average American man who's 5'5" 275lbs
>randy vs peloton The Natural submits him with ease at all three weights
>>155235008>man who's 5'5" 275lbsno need to add this bit
I know enough about pageantry and Hollywood Judaism to know that the man portraying the native American is going to get wiped out tomorrow and sent into alcoholism
stop talking to the machine
>>155234909What's this then?
>>155235086And this dih in ya buh bih how bow dah
>>155235097topuria?
gathe want yogart
Cyril Gane is gonna be touching and moving Alex and taking him into deep waters then beating him with experience.
Garcia wins because hes an American Mexican and not straight from the Barrio like LopezChandler wins because hes the American mutt dream supreme with black kidsLewis wins cause hes the one black fighter on the cardZahabi wins because its a replay of 9/11 on the psyche of the American millennial which is portrayed by omalley Daukus wins because hes more American than nickal Gane wins because pereira is the stinky injun and the french helped america in the revolution and 1812Gaetje wins because the Spanish are gay
>>155233069I've lived in NYC for 30 years. This is one of the craziest nights in the city since 9/11 happened.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>155235506no lies detected
>>155235943Chink boy
0 chance Pereira loses with an ass this fatCereal finna get slept
tom is going to vacate the belt now rather than risk having to fight jon if he can manage to get through the winner of tomorrows fight. scared little british man. 5'6 in the mentals
>>155236227Ciryl finner clap those cheeks and pummel poatans protruding prostate
what if chandler's unconscious body gets struck by lightning?
>>155236368he will finally be black and also dead, a stupendous combination
Remember when the founding fathers asked the Spanish for help against their common enemy the british and they were turned down...
>>155219098>irish>6'4
some of you are faggots
>>155236368It's still less than he deserves inshallah
>>155218845Kek I think my brothers flight got cancelled because of the the ufc shit lol
>>155236524ever heard of william wallace retard?
Guru predicted Chandler to lose "via disgusting, despicable, palms up slime out & put on a shirt in front of the white house and everybody else"
>>155236481who cares
>>155236768rude.
Chandler is getting fucking dirtnapped on the lawns of the white house praise God it's all I ever wanted
I hope when Ruffy leaves chandler comatose he poops and also pisses himself as well
Gaethje retirement day.
>>155236948is he putting your rear end to rest?
>>155236885he will give birth to his first true black child, a blessed Bantu butt baby.
>>155237062I hope he ends up like kobe
relax
turn on white house+ Gayche was just KO'd and a plane hit him
Yeah I hope chandler and his two adopted niglet kids and his harpy wife all get run over by a cargo train and I feel great about that too
>>155236948technically not today as he won't get to do a speech or lay his gloves down in the cage due to being stretchered out but yeah
Chandler won't get a retirement speech the only noise he will be making will be his coon loving eyeballs bursting from the heat of five consecutive lightning strikes
Yeah nah fuck that, I would LOOOVE that shit gang let's go for that
>>155237052Hes going to grapplefuck ruffy. They told ruffy he was going to be the backup for topuria and made him cut extra weight and then the day before they were like oh yea Diego is the backup lmao
I hope a segment of the roofing apparatus dislodges and crushes Chandler and also Ari and Emanuel
>>155236213What have I done to uspet you my man
Ruffy is going to put Chandler down but God's going to fucking end him
>>155236723Guru is insanrey casual
Those guys Ari and Emanuel they own the UFC look it up
>>155237486You don’t know what you’re tarking about rittre boy
>>155237333chudler would rather die than crotchsniff on the shite house lawn on dookie donnie's birthday
I want to see Joe Rogan pulled into a tiny portal to match his height and disappear
>>155237569>>155237486I mean Guru's right, Chandler is probably gonna get slept. But he also even admits himself that he's a McGregor casual
Remember when Allah grabbed ngannou's son kobe by his head and slam dunked him into the trash can for 3 points?
hapbros...don't look at mike's last instagram post.
Yo haha looks like daddy came up short huh Hap-man? Sorry I let you down again sport
Post the picture of Chandler with all sorts of bandages around his face posting next to "hapman" please
Looks like light rain for a little bit not a big deal since they have that “claw”.
>>155236948Uh, show some respect. His name is Goythje.
THE CLAW CHOOSES WHO WILL GO AND WHO WILL STAY
>>155238258The claw is only going to be in effect until the Chandler fight where he will be wiped off the face of America with 460,000 tons of aluminum/steel substructure due to an incredibly fortunate miracle of our construction work God bless America White House 250
>>155238006
I am the toghest man at this bus stop right now
>>155238425>literal bug chaser We get the picture chandler lil broski
Chandler collecting then things like garbage pail kids they want all them lil nappy headed ashy skin wobbly knee crack baby niglet kids lawd have mercy on us and strike Chandler dead tomorrow night on live TV amen
God will free Karmelo from prison only to turn him into the missile used to strike down that shuck and jivin son of a bitch Chandler
Why couldn't carmelo have stabbed Chandler or Brie to death that night instead man
I'm starting to think some people here aren't the biggest fans of Michael Chandler on here
I am the togehst man on this bus right now
>>155236524Ian Garry is 6'3"
duurrrr im michael chandler I like little criminals and my wifes a fucking RETARD WOOOAHOOOOOO
step off the bus then
>>155239113I am a fan of Guru's impression of Chandler talking to his wife's sons
>>155218845New thread when
Ngannou will come for hap and ace
Someone call the cops, an overweight middle aged man just hopped on that preschool bus
I am the tougest man in this gas sation
I like how Dana keeps giving us more ways to see Gane get humiliated
make it already we're slippin
For next week's weigh in live show Sanko will play the body shot titty fuck drinking game guys haha
Surely we can find a middle area between blue burka and Laura Sanko right
here we go evil here we go
>>155240983>>155240983>>155240983new (it's an anti-gane thread)
War Justin Gaethje
