heemvious - >>155240983News - UFC FREEDOM 250 TODAY
AND.... NEEEEEEEEEEW!!!
The Ultimate Fighter.
What are you gonna do when Hokamania runs wild on yo mama?
fine thread
is kyle the better of the dookiedawks?
>>155254588the bathroom mirror joke was nice ngl
>>155254709Bo has the look of a White man who exclusively dates Black women, but he doesn't. If he dipped in the chocolate, he might actually go on a championship run
>>155254697it's crazy knowing that these doos would heem 99% of people on Earth
>>155254862the woman in the middle is white
*licks finger**holds it in the air*Heh, yes, the G*necels are becoming nervous.
They're gonna have to spend an hour panning over everyone in the crowd
Hokit told Lewis don't take my glory away from me tomorrow or I'm gonna find you after lmao this guy is funny as hell bruh
The BBL has been factored into the calculations
>>155254788By far.
>>155254888Daddypuria is such a sexy beast
>I think Topuria is so mad. Because he's so short he can't see himself in the bathroom mirror and ummm he married a stripper from Miami
> derek actually trained thistime. expect the best derek lewis.literally every fight
Hokit doesn't need to grapple AT ALL to beat poois btw, it'll be a knockdown GnP tko in round 2 at the latest
>>155255120Uhm, what happened to his hip? is it over?
>>155254997imagine boying these fucking lames
>I'm not just like the rest of you. I'm stronger, I'm smarter, I- I'm better! I Am Better!
>>155254997Monke.
bbl pereira is diddy's favorite fighter. he def got some baby oil from commisary today.
>>155255285poois could win by knockout then go on a 4 fight skid easily.
did rose escape that maniac groomer? pls say yes
Which fighter is most likely to say something extremely based in a post-fight interview tonight?
Looking forward to catching the terrorist attack on the white house live
BBL Jiri would heem Pereira
>>155255472
Ilia Topuria vs. Justin GaethjeAlex Pereira vs. Ciryl GaneSean O'Malley vs. Aiemann ZahabiJosh Hokit vs. Derrick LewisMauricio Ruffy vs. Michael ChandlerBo Nickal vs. Kyle DaukausDiego Lopes vs. Steve Garcia
*slicks back hair and licks lips*He's gonna be four weight champ by the end of the nightMiddleweightLightweightHeavyweightWeighted down with my cum
>>155255675yeah...i knew it. damn
>>155255494gane will name them and share a plan of action
I just don't give a shit about heavyweights. Sorry. They're all ass.
how exactly do you top lopes vs garcia? that's gonna be a slobberknocker.
>>155255342please dont tell me you actually watch that garbage
Your Pat Barrys, your Movsar Evloevs, your Pavel Fedotovs, your Jim Wests
Nooo people are enjoying things mommy help me!!
>>155255755BBL CHAMP CHAMA
>>155255342>I'm not just like the rest of you. I'm shorter, I'm smaller, I-I'm zestier! I am zestier!
>>155255730garthpoatano'muhleghokiiron bo niggergarcia
if numbers there will be a tornado
New POOPAtan walkout dropped.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF2MqFnPotc
can't wait for this fat pig to get knocked out round 1 and cut from the ufc
yeah, id rather see what alex could do at welterweight
Hokpiggy is getting xher pork hole molested by the BBC BEAST
>>155256437We already have CP for that
Hokdaddy derangement
>>155255980Rollin’.
>>155255730Ilia TopuriaAlex PereiraSean O'MalleyJosh HokitMauricio RuffyKyle DaukausDiego Lopes
>>155256630Did someone say BBC? La leyenda is getting hangry!
I have a feeling that GSP was invited in case an alien spaceship lands on the white house lawn. him and joe rogan will take care of it.
>>155255730Ilia TopuriaCiryl GaneSean O'MalleyJosh HokitMauricio RuffyKyle DaukausSteven Garcia
It legitimately feels like the UFC is dying and it just doesn't generate as much hype anymore no matter how big an event is.
Pizza or tacos for today?
I had a dream that the weather forced them to fight inside the white house in a ring because the cage wouldn't fit.
>>155257404this but boxing for the last 20 yers
>>155257404people are already over this card because conor is fighting on the next #
>>155257404UFC edits are huge on tiktok. They're not trying to appeal to uncs like you anymore.
>>155257477who tf is frank shamrock
>>155255730Thank you picksbro...for eveyrthing
I had a dream that aliens landed like in the movie mars attacks so instead of fighting eachother ilia and justin just started heeming those little fuckers one by one
>>155257556Obviously boxing is 100x worse off but still.
Dwayne Johnson, Adam Sandler, and Jared Leto turned down invitations for UFC at the White House. It's probably just going to be some B-list country music singers.
>>155255730TopuriaPereiraO'MalleyHokitChandlerBo N-Lopes
pereira's gonna need a wider stool
>>155255730TopuriaPoatanO'Malley HokitRuffyDaukausLopes
if pereira wins this it's got to be him vs jones for the BBL belt
>>155255080Gane reminds me of Vince Diesel in Chronicles of Riddick. No wonder I like him so muchGane W by DEC
>>155255730TopuriaPereiraO'MalleyLewisChandlerNickalLopes
Some tourists came here today but I'm a tourist that's been here for 2 years we are not the same
>>155257546you ruined the big surprise...
Shit nigguh
Crazy that they didn't put this on CBS. Total dud of an event.
>>155255952the dude playing homolander is actually quite short as well
how many bongs?
>>155257940I need you to stop
Storms tonight. This whole thing is just stupid.
>>155254697fickin nerd, go work for google nerd
>>155258208
>>155258208KEK
>>155258208nigga HAARP will fix it
>>155258208Kino incoming
>>155255730GaethjeGaneO'MalleLewisChandlerNickal Lopes
just do it inside the white house
>>155258030XD
>>155258214gaethje isnt indian no tech company would hire him
>>155257580not putting connor on this card was a huge mistake
I'm a /box/GOD and I'm willing to give your pathetic excuse of a sport a chance this evening.Do not let me down
>>155257404Dana is more interested in boxing these days.
>>155254588Fuck Dana
>>155258113He's 5"10. Thats pretty tall
There aint no grave that can hold my body down
>>155259053>heemlet opinion
Topiglets, this is your mentality.
>>155258632these shouldn't count as title fights since there's environmental hazards
>>155259123Avergae male hieght is 5"7 dickface so yeah Id say tahts pretty tall. Respectfully.
>>155259053lmfao not beating the indian allegations
>>155257734
>>155259217only if you include subhumansamong whites 6'0 is average
>>155259217We're talking about humans, not 5'0 gook monkeys and shitjeets
Hokpigs this is your mentality
>>155259251>>155259259>>155259296I hate yuo guys
>>155255730Ilia Topuria Ciryl GaneSean O'Malley Josh Hokit Mauricio Ruffy Bo Nickal Diego Lopes
Just popped a 500mg THC gummy lets roll gaethjemaniacs
>f-fight my Slampapi?? *guulp* O-o-okay b-but only for 20 mi-million...How long is duckpuria going to duck his Slampapi porkings?
>>155259327Those piglets are just seething because brown daddies are making them go extinct
>>155259417500mg? really? thats insane
Tonight. The Suga Show. Stay tuned.
>f-fight BEASTPURIA????? BRAZZA IM SLEEPING!!! ALI PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU TELL I WAS SLEEPING AND I DIDN'T SEE
Islam had to spend 5 rounds grapplefucking THE jdm because he was scared of the stand up. Scared of jdms standup lmao
Gane is 2x bbl boi
I gotta say, this card is not very interesting. The only good fight is Alex V Gane and they had the audacity to not put it as the main event. The main event is so fucking boring, ok great we get to see this manlet starch another aging former champ. Yawn.
>>155254888They aint even trying to hide the script anymore
>that smug smirk What does he know that we don't?
Slamdaddy reduced JDpiggy to a quivering little piglet shoat
>Slamdaddy RAPED JDPiggy and made him cry like an abused whore during the porking session? That means he lost the story
>>155259868He makes that face when he knows his fighter is going to lose
>>155255730TopuriaPereiraZahabiLewisRuffyDaukausLopes
>>155255730>Gaycheese>Pereira>O'Malley>The Hok>Ruffy>Bo Nigga>Lopes
>>155254862Bo is a performative wigger sadly
Why couldn't they just drape a tarp over the claw?
>>155260131omalley hasn't heemed anyone in half a decade
>>155260188fuck it posted sideways
>>155258208more fights should be outdoors desu
>>155260188I knocked someone out with him in UFC 6 last night
How many bongs?
So they wont postpone it, if the lighting/Storms hold we might be waiting until like 1am for this to get over?
>>155260188Aiemann Zahabi is not the most durable man and has a tendency of losing early rounds
>>155259214That should make them count more. It's time to evolve beyond the sterile octagon format
>>155260330he ate bombs from chito and walked him down
What's your favorite Josh Hokit character? Mine is the down vato
>>155260328YeahWorst case scenario they push the card back to Monday night It's funny because Saturday was literal perfect weather to have the card outside but Trump insisted that it HAD to be on his birthday
>>155259417I've laid off the 100mg edibles since I got all sad about watching gaethje
>relax monsieur chama, bienvenue dans le abyssSOON
>>155260393The birthday girl's sweet 16 MUST be perfect
>>155260380The other way to read this is that he almost got brutally KOed by Chito Vera
what are some decent bets??? I want to cash in on America
how are their posts so consistently badyou gotta hand it to them
Suga Shaun TKO'd a bunch of bums, beat up Kris Moutinho. Robbery win over Yan and early stoppage against Aljo
>>155260511Seeing Carter Hart in the Stanley cup has made them sperg out, most wanted him hung.
PIG DOWNPIG DOWN
>>155260393Nba finals ended yesterday so they couldn't. Its all rigged so no they couldn't move it
>>155260511Why are Americans so consistently fat?
RAPIST PIG DOWNRAPIST PIG DOWN#JUSTICEFORMERLE
>>155260620dive
who wants to take bets that trump announces iran peace deal during ufc freedumb
>>155260213Lol.I wanted to do the 6 leg parlay
Strickbeast just doesn't miss
>>155260644Because the UFC never ran counter to an NBA game befors
It starts on 4 and a half hours right?So i can go to sleep and then first time in the morning tomorrow i download a torrent before i get it spoiled
>>155261137main card is 8pm et which is 5 and a half hours away
>>155259757Islam ain’t no CP, I’ll tell you that much.
>>155261188Okay i got it one hour wrong, but doesnt change my plans then, i just have to remember to check for a torrent of it tomorrow first thing in the morning before going to the interwebsThanks anon
>>155255730Ilia GaneOmalleyHokitRuffy NickalLopes
>>155261137
>>155261260it's going to be delayed 2 hours due to rain though
>>155260917kek>>155261137fake1
>>155259526this twink got molested right?
Anyone play/buy the new UFC game??
0 days until Gane fights.
>>155261635I fucking kneel.
>>155255730Ilia TopuriaAlex PereiraSean O'MalleyDerrick LewisMichael ChandlerBo NickalDiego Lopes
>>155261464All millenial Americans were molested by 9/11
im here guys things are getting a bit juicy out here but all is good
>>155259868
>>155261998
>>155261635
What are you eating during UFC White House 1?
just dropped 8 stacks on gaethjethose odds were too insane for me to sleep onam i fucked?
>>155262501Water
>>155261137>look up the game>it still isn't finished
>>155255730TopurioAlexO'MalleyHokitRuffyBoGarcia
>>155259417100mg gummies make my tummy hurt and makes the room spin, one time i threw up and passed out. How the fuck do you take 500mg and not go to hospital
>>155262015Kek
>>155262617players win and winners play
>>155262844its really weird seeing joe rogans transformation from a 20 year old to now. I know people age, but Joe Rogans skull and bone structure grew like 2 sizes. He doesn't look healthy anymore, he looks like a bloated old man
Post your GDS face after Gane ruins our le wholesome chama-chungus disney storyline by 30-27'ing Pereira and heeming him in the 4th
>>155261137The feelings you get when you watch it live are unmatched especially this one, you don't wanna miss the Gaethje era
>>155263132im ready for a Gane eye-heemy or just a round 1 takedown into rear naked choke because pereira has no ground game
>>155263132Gane has literally never heemed.
>>155263289Tuivasa and aspinall
>>155255730Ilia TopuriaCiryl GaneSean O'MalleyJosh HokitMauricio RuffyBo NickalSteve Garcia
EEEEEEK I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FIGHTS TONIIIIIGHT AHHHHHHH
>>155263245
>>155263358Should I put $1,000 on this bet?
>>155263163>that punch right before Herb finishes the swamp creature
Cringing all the way at this ngl
Oliver Tree just got heemed in midair.
>>155263470>all favorites with chandler snuck indevilsh by the bookies
>>155263470Cuckler is gonna let you down, b.
Ilia Topuria is invincible
britney griner IS A MAN!
Why was Tom Aspinall not invited? the streets of India say he's the baddest saar on the planet
Michael Chandler will be powered by patriotic pride. Don't understand what being in the presence of Donald Trump can do for a man
>>155263618Who?
>>155263556>>155263580Everyone is going to win except Chandler?
>>155263289He mindheemed twitter and the youtubers who campaigned against him last year
>>155263675*for israel
>>155263460Watch. Gane has been training his BJJ ever since he got embarrassed by JJ and chama will not expect it. mark my fucking words
>>155263289haha come on man alex never heemed anyone in the ufc like izzy did. alex is a tko merchant. this is known.
heem will never be the same
>>155263742Astute observation, Monsieur.
tonight
>>155263858wembanyama got his ass kicked and so will gayne
>>155263879My daydreams come to life in a webm.
izzy vs yoel romero now that was fuarking war...
>>155263879Kino flick
>>155263794my post says nothing about alex's heeming capabilities.
are euros going to seethe all night?
>>155263953Ye what if I just fookn crash inta the tree m8 that'd be fookn toight ye
>>155263925Queer!
>>155264021
>>155258208was this white house card jsut a ploy to unveil israel's new weather control fighter jets?
I'm seriously thinking about putting 1k bongs on topuria via ko/tko, what do you guys think?
>>155264097no heems tonight, the bonuses are being given out as crypto coin so no one is putting in effort to get a big win
any fighter who is losing today should simply claim that a mosquito heemed their eye and get the fight called off
UFC Israel
>>155263879my mom's watched this movie a few times which i thought was odd because she usually boycotts anything with actors that are remotely right wingi assume she hasn't heard much about conor mcgregor in the past few years
I got my food and drink
>>155255730>Ilia Topuria>Alex Pereira>Sean O'Malley>Josh Hokit>Mauricio Ruffy>Bo Nickal>Diego Lopes
Doomposting aside, there's no way the shit weather has no effect the fights at all, right? Even forgetting the dramatic consequences of a storm like rain in the cage or a lightning strike, the humidity is gunna cause problematic too.
>>155264274Thats it?
>>155263521Wtf you weren't lying.
>raining>octagon wet>ilia slips>falls right into a big gnarly gaethje overhandAAAAANNNDDDD NNNNEEEEEWWWWWWW
This will be the first time EVER in PROFESSIONAL COMBAT SPORTS HISTORY THAT FIGHTS HAVE TAKEN PLACE IN THE RAIN AND OUJTSIDE, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE AND IS A BIG DEAL I AM ANGRY
>>155264274sad loser
>>155264655That's not very nice.
>Do you have comment on Eddie Hearn asking for you to be RELEASED? Do you feel mutually about it?>Eddie's DOIN... w-what he's... w-what...h-he...thinks is right..and wat is right.. is to get me as much money as possibleTom fumbles and GIVES AWAY ALL LEVERAGE to the UFC, admitting the release meme is 100% BLUFF instead of no-commenting and hoping there's a renegotiation.https://youtu.be/hbQDZOqEw3I?t=210 (3:30)
>>155263963Oh but they do. Your hueish mind simply doesn't have the IQ to realize it.
u guys aren’t readyhigh FOTY potential for sure
>>155264735Tomala is doing just fine thank you very muchHer new commentating job for Misfits boxing is paying bigly more than the ufc actually i heard
Has anybody here ever switched up on their boys? I know spammy has, because he was a huuuge Tom Aspinal glazer when Jon Jones was champ but suddenly after the Cyril Gane fight he started hating on Tom.
>>155263879>>155263953Why are you pretending that that cringe slop is any good? Just cause Gooby shows his anus?
>>155264274Lets fucking go
They're going to pad it out with a shitton of advertisements aren't they? we're going to get an hour of DC and rogan talking nonsense before the first fight starts.
>>155255730IliaGaneSugaLewisRuffyDaukausLopes
>>155265107unironically entertaining movie
when i catch hasbulla
>>155265307Holy based. The State fears the heemer.
>>155255730El CuckadorBon GaminSugar ShowHokitIronDaukausLopes
>>155255196>hard head>hits hardwhat more do you need?
>>155255730iliapereirao'malleyhokitruffynickallopes
>>155255730Topuria Pereira Sean LewisRuffy NickalGarcia
>>155255730TopuriaPereiraSeanLewisRuffyNickalGarcia
>>155265507
>>155254588>Alex Pereira vs. Gane, which isn't even a fight for the real title.>topuria vs. a Gaethje who's way past his prime and has taken a massive beating every time he fights.Genuine question for the anons here: Do you really think this is authentically White House card level?
>>155265624Alex at HW is novel enough to carry it yes
>>155265624no UFC 100 was a better card
>>155265624Alex vs Gane is a great matchup, independently of the title status.
im getting bored and I cant drink
>>155255730Apturo TupturoCHAMASeanHokitRuffyBoLopes
>>155265672ufc 300 was better tooHonestly, I really expected Dana to build something better for his presidentIf I were Trump, I'd be pissed that the best Dana could put together for me is a non-title heavyweight fight and a fighter in his prime who keeps fighting washed-up opponents
>>155261998Epic...
>>155265624the card is "mid" as the zoomies say but all the new watchers who only started watching since covid think it's the best card ever because they simply don't know any better and are teenagers/young and if they get told it's great, they believe it. It's like you said, 38 year old gaethje shouldn't be headlining it, gane vs pereira is a good fight but ultimately meaningless. You have fucking 40 year old washed chandler and 41 year old derrick lewis on the card, it's shit.
>>155265624Vapid and shallow with delusions of grandeur, yeah pretty apropos for the White House.
>>155265895ufc 300 was far better.
>>155254588This dude is trying so hard to be gooby but he isn't even chael kek.
Zahabi is such a fraud. he lost 2 fights and got robberies both times just so they can feed him to Sean and toss him another title shot.
>>155263470Daukaus and Chandler ML Parlay is possible but for a betting perspective just do straight for both. >>155263726Daukaus looked good in the weighs ins and Chandler is longshot. So I would take it though why not.
>>155266266he's also 38 years old, UFC really wants to push sean to revive his stardom and he's the perfect sacrificial lamb
did you see the famous outlaw mini bikers what a great show all the stars are here there's Corey Feldman and Vanilla Ice will be performing truly we have all the cards here in America
Gane moves like a flyweight but Pereira only needs one. Pereira by lay and pray.
>>155266918
>>155266127>Alex Pereira you absolutely suck!
How many bongs ? Gonna jerk it to dubious japanese AVs in the mean time
Alex Pereddit vs Josh Ho4chan
>>155266127he's trying to play a schizo personality. it's nice
>>155267011What a shit show.
>>155255730TopuriaGaneZahabiHokitRuffyNickalLopes
>>155267470uh oh
>>155267470>>155267011>he thought the card was actually happening
looking good, Dana!
>>155255730TopuriaGaneO'MalleyHokitRuffyNickalLopes
>>155267751Don't bother making picks. They aren't going to have fights in the middle of a the pouring rain with lightning.
I don't get whole rain thing. don't mutts have cloud seeding missiles or something? even my shithole has some.
>>155267877Surely the POTUS anticipated this
Can they not just use cloud seeding to make it rain somewhere else
https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/story/sports/ufc/2026/06/14/ufc-freedom-250-white-house-severe-thunderstorms-threat/90548995007/
>>155267013biggest cringe moment of 2026
>>155268022He never makes foolish decisions with zero forethought.
>>155267971same
>>155260651Why are we so fucking brown?
real ones pay 20k for a ticket to get malaria and watch the zach brown band peform with some very strong, very cool and patriotic soldiers
>>155268026
i think i will not stay up to watch this crap
This is gonna get weather delayed, fights will be delayed, disjointed etc... what a shit show.
>>155268592the closer this shitshow gets to airing the more I feel like maybe we should have never been ufc fans to begin with
>>155268592how long does it even last? 3 hours or will they drag it out 6 hours?
>>155260707Why isn't the ref stopping him wtf
>>155268718>maybe we should have never been ufc fans to begin withit was fine until the ESPN deal
>>155268723Vanilla Ice is supposed to perform a set before the main event, and Florida is doing a walkout with Gayche. It could be like 8 hours of greasy carny shit
>>155268744You have to give him a chance to comeback/defend himself
Looks like it's cancelled.
This is probably the last time will be able to mention Trump without it being off topic, so I'll bring this up now since it's been on my mind.How many of you think he's going to be sent to prison when he gets out of office?I can't help but feel with how much the court has been against all of his decisions that they want to put the hammer down on him.
>>155268877
>>155268808I like greasy, carny shit.
>>155268877This event is Trump's birthday, not about America.
>>155269023silvio got caught fucked a 15 year old illegal immigrant and sat no time bibi and donar will die free meng
>>155269023Sadly the dems will do nothing, as usual to prosecute himHe’s teflon don for a reason
>>155255730Garth aka gaejtha aka gaethjeCereal gains aka ciryl ganeAye man aka aiemann zahabiRuffy Bo Diego lopes
It's a gay little tribute from one man to another, but it's really not that big of a deal guys.
>>155269023They won't do shit. His presidency is no different than any other president. They all get mass shit struck down by the courts. He might be seen more in public than GW or Obama but he'll largely be irrelevant other than when the republican party needs him to help campaign for somebody. Putting him in jail just makes him a martyr and will fire up his base. Despite how mid his run in office has been, the dems haven't actually gained any ground. They still have piss poor approval ratings too and keep losing elections. They can't really risk fucking with him anymore.
>>155269148Believe it or not. They are the same thing.
>>155255730Forgot hokit kekGaejthe GaneZahabiHokitRuffy BoLopes
>>155268877the fights are literally indoors its not getting canceled you are all fucking retards
Gayche has drowned in the algae pond
the fact they clearly embezzled the budget for this shit is maybe the part that upsets me the most they couldn't even be bothered to make it look good and just stole the money to pay retards like ilja and plinio in trumpbuxx
>>155269447>Despite how mid his run in office has been, the dems haven't actually gained any groundIf only that meant a 3rd party would get in office, but alas.
poagane
>>155269695Imagine..
>>155269488>Colby can't even get a card like this when his whole gimmick is kissing Trump's assWhat happened to this boy...
luke says that if this is what is to be then he is done with ufc and tbch he once again does not miss
>>155267011just in time for [spoiler]ROLLI N THUNDER[/spoiler]
>>155269874>and The Burning Crusade Honest
stream?
How long is this ppv? Sportsnet has it listed "live coverage" from 8-9:30. Are they bot showing the entire card on tv? Can any canadabros clear this up?
>>155269972stream my balls on your forehead
>>155268808>8 hourswtf man, i am not staying up until 9am for this shit, fuck dana, it needs to be 4 hours max.
>>155269821He fell off fucking hard and knew when to call it quits.He could be out there embarrassing himself like Tony still is though.
i skipped my mcjob to watch this card
you think trump let Dana know that he cant put the main event on around 1-2 AM like he normally does? its a fucking sunday and its supposed to be a major event literally out front of the white house.
Why no Power Slap Undercard??
>He could be out there embarrassing himself like To-
Mr. President get down! Missiles are inboundOh wait that's just Gaethje's fists hahaha
>>155270344nah its going probably 7-9 hours long in total. they have concerts and appearances planned in advance, plus its 7 matches starting at 8 PM (no prelims). lets assume 40 mins per match at least, intros + match + recap…thats 280 minutes for just the matches, almost 5 hours without room for ads or concertsthe show will be over around 3 AM
>>155270475power slap isn't american
guys i dont know chris weidman and dustin poirier are saying that gaethje has a chance....
God Bless Heemerica
>>155270933he does, illa was never good
ICE ICE BABY
>>155255730topturioganezahabihokitruffybogarcia
>>155269581what you werent impressed by the nitro bike circus? tough crowd
where can i watch a stream later
>>155271410Paramount Plus
>>155271549paramount is going to go down
>>155271410get it for free with walmart+
>>155270675topuria vs gaethje is scheduled to start at 11:15
>>155271188if I had limbs, I'd use them to give her a hat that fits
>>155255730IliaGaneO'cuckleyLewisRuffyDaukausLopes+ Diaper Don gets heemed by some shooter
>>155271549>>155271595FUCK
great shame has been brought on the noble art of hitting people for money
>>155271670Your post constitutes a threat and has been reported to Heemerican authorities.
sean strickland is so rich he can afford a house in LA
>>155271652
>>155271732https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4Z-1No-Imk
>>155255730IliaGaneSeanHokitKyleLopes
>>155272052
Heeminder that stealing the stream tonight constitutes stealing from the American taxpayers and is considered treason
so its going to be a fucking lightning storm? l;mao
>>155272208what are the feeding them?
>>155272299Don't worry, I donated £10 to the IDf to make up for it
>>155271902perfection
>>155255730Fuck itGaethjeGaneZahabiLewisChandlerDaukausGarcia
>>155269023we're annexing alberta in the near future. your country and your people have failed.
>>155272299It's fine bro, that just puts us on the same level as the President
>>155272564We burend down the Whitehouse. You aint been done shit to us in actualty
Why is everyone baseding out about Pereira? That nig looks fat as fuck, and is clear that most of his weight was fat. Ciryl gane will heem Pereddit
>>155272299lies
JD Vance is having the time of his life on the minicoaster
>>155272662Hope it malfunctions
>>155272653>Weyou're likely an indian or a chink
>>155268808nuh uh fuck that shit. It could easily stretch to 10 am here without even getting to Pereira Vs Gane then. I will just watch main and co main.
>>155272653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MU_6BPKmBgcanada is only an idea
I hope demon leftists like AOC get brought into cage tonight so they can be publicly heemed
all these very mean and nasty Europeans clearly have no appreciation for entertainment and freedom what a bad group of people
>>155265105Nah poor little blk boy aussie spammer was the Tom glazer while Jones was the champ and he and spammy would have many spammy wars shitting up the thread.
i'm in it for the long haul! i'll stay with dana in the trenches all week if that's how long it takes to get through these fights!
What’s the diego lopes situation? He’s fighting but will still be the backup?
>>155273315Me too lol I don’t work
i feel like this card is going to get alot of people into ufc
>>155255730Ilia TopuriaAlex PereiraAiemann ZahabiDerrick LewisMauricio RuffyKyle DaukausSteve Garcia
White faggot general
evropa bros, are we up all night?
>>155274121You fit right in
>>155255730GaethjePereiraO'MalleyHokitChandlerBo NickalDiego Lopes
>>155274291Debating trying to stay up for a little bit. But I know the moment I see Rogan sweating in a sultry blouse, I'll be in this shit for the long haul
>>155274121Congrats on the promotion
>>155274121stop projecting and make it
I think Gaethje might take it. Topuria fought: Volk after he got knocked out by IslamHolloway after he had bulked up to lightweight and had to cut down to featherweight againCharles who was retarded and gave his chin on a platter
>>155272208Beginning to think hap's not going to become a heemer after all.
>>155274408im fucking buzzing ::hearteyes::
>>155274556
>>155255730topuriapereiraomalleyhokitruffynickallopes
Cracking modelos and midgets. USA! USA! USA!
Darth Hokit
gane solved the conflict in the middle east so it wouldn't distract from the card
any recs on where to watch this shit illegally? gonna hit fmhy if there's no better way.
>>155274920Dude. Stop. Now. Www.ufc.com
>>155274920we abide by the law here
ill show you who you are is actually a hard line
nobody is actually gonna watch this zog shit right
>>155274920You steal the stream, you steal from America. I’ll heem you for that.
I swear, if one of these fighters calls out Trump's relationship with Bibi, I will lose it.
>>155255730LopesDaukausChandlerHokitO'MalleyCHAMATopturo
>>155272299
>>155275242if anyone says anything that isn't felicitating the current administration I'd be surprised. even some shit like >america is for every american that'll get em sniped
where am I supposed to stream this shit?
when are the fights?
>>155274920Oh so you think stealing is cool? Alright. How about I steal your fucking chin?
Europeans/bongbros don't bother staying up or you'll be up until 9am/10am. They have completely fucked non-americans even though half the fighters aren't american. Oh well, atleast the american fighters are being heemed
Next person who asks for brags about stealing the stream gets heemed by a drone strike
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
Anyone else think Chick Fil A should have opened today for the event?
>>155275470You're supposed to pay for Paramount+ chud
>>155275581american conpany. american sport. america's holiday. fuck off retard.
>>155275652OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE TO HEEM ME? DIN'T FINK SO
>>155275524starts 1 am GMT
don't worry guys you can use my paramount plus account to watch the fights just dm me your address and blood type
>>155275704>Georgian/Spaniard in main event>black frenchman and brazilian in co-mainfer shur b, it's all american
When do the FIGHTS start, not the studio coverage
about to bust to nina drama feet
>>155255730goythjegod king ganeo cuckleythe black beastiron mikebo niggermexican lopes
imagine if Rogan was actually this tall... POWERFUL Rogan would be a beast of a peach, B
>>155275581im pulling an all nighter for hockey though
They should not let this drunk jigaboo anywhere near the white house. He's acting up already
>>155275745>blood typeheh nice try glowie, tryna find out which of the heemsters are rh negative aka the chosen people
INTOPIECES
uhhhh UFsissies?
>>155275840alex lives in a american you simpleton.
>>155276112staying up for sports is peak goyim move, especially whne it's fucking hockey and you can just watch it in the morning when you wake up
>>155276412thats your opinion dude
>>155276364Miraculously will clear up
>>155276406>noooo he moved to connecticut 5 years ago that means he's a pure blooded american, nevermind that he doesn't identify as american and can barely even speak the language
>>155276364>chandler gets sucked away by a tornado>gaethje gets heemed by a chunk of hail
>>155276364gane is going to slip into a poatan knee and die in the cage
>>155276506but why hockey dude? ain't that a canadian thing? you a fan of the NHL?
>t minus 7 hours until the gane meme ends FOREVER
>>155275698I found a link, thanks for nothing
>>155276628Of course dude its the greatest sport
>>155276364Only light rain in the DC area.
I've never seen /heem/ this dead before a big card.
yo guys, can you shill me a stream or two in advance? Im a longtime fan but got fired from Walmart and lost my free Paramount+ sub
>>155275103why wouldn't I?fights are fights
>>155276525america is a nation of immigrants. and your dumb as shit if you think alex can't speak english.
>>155276794We're having family dinner b
Trips and Gaethje will win
people forget man, oliver tree was an ANIMAL
>>155276794All the 3rd worlders who would watch this are too busy watching divegrass. Also this event is all about American and 3rd wolders hate America.
>>155276794Honestly there's only two interesting fights on this whole card, and that's Pereira and Hokit. Everything else is pretty mid desu
>>155275103It's not that serious lil pup
I hope Hokit loses
Watch this or the Stanley Cup game?
If lighting were to strike in the middle of the ring, which fighter would most benefit from it?
>>155276794>big cardIt's objectively a small card with less fights than normal though.
>>155276794this is a very small card actually. only 7 fights in it
THUNDERSTORMS AND LIGHTNING WILL STRIKE, THE OCTAGON WILL BE SLIPPERY DUE TO RAIN FLOODING IN SIDEWAYS, THE "VIP" AUDIENCE WILL BE SOAKED, IT WILL BE BIBLICAL
>>155276794World cup has stolen away a lot of eyes. And I'm really starting to think that most cazzies have quit MMA because of how shit the UFC product is.
>>155277031why's that?
>>155277032
>>155277078the product is really that bad and will never top tonight ever again
And god said:>"Lol, this event is hella gay, Trump. Imma put an end to it"
>>155277032why not both?
>>155277141does hockey have "breaks" every 2 minutes like american football?
Can the Daukaus dude overcome Bo Niggal's psychic powers? I have money on the line.
>>155277141i live in nc and if the hurricanes win im going to become a fan
>>155277086His gimmick annoys me
breaking: gane has absorbed oliver tree's vrilhis sacrifice will not be in vain
Freaks of the Thread, start your engines. Let the heems flow!
>>155277072like a real fight, you know, in the middle of a thunderstorm
>already deleted kek
>>155277417wtf is going on
>>155277417I used to do this shit with Australian women's football leagues
Ilia Topuria has never thrown a head or body kick in his entire UFC career. Justin Gaethje KO'd THE Dustin Poirier with a left leg lead high kick.Ilia Topuria is kissing the canvas tonight.
>>155264735Tomala is unironically too dumb for his own good. This would be like if Gaethje folded on his 'title shot or im retiring' ultimatum. Imagine if he came out in an interview right after and said "I was just le negotiating guys! I just want a title shot but I'll fight whoever. I'm not gonna retire".
>>155277417I've unironically just bet the house on garcia. Don't bet against the trumps
>>155277417
>>155255730TopturoPoatanSeanLewisRuffyNiggalLopes
When does the damn event start
its almost time
>>1552776082 bongs
>>155274920check out this channel, he usually streams shit on youtube live.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>155277608two bongs, not counting how much bullshit they play before the first fight
If this is the best Trump can do with an event, how the hell did he take a small loan of a million dollars and become successful in the first place?
>>155277417They just can't help themselves
>>155277417It’s over
what time do they start
So they’ve bribed Gane again, huh. Figures.
>>155277694neverweather is too fucked, event is cancelled
>>1552776948pm est
>>155277757Retard
>>155277417poor guy, I knew he had some rough events in his past but I didn't see suicide by four gunshot wounds coming, just shows you can never really tell
>>155277640It’s been delayed by an hour
garth finna heem
>>155277814
Real funny how Trumps second term has really made even the biggest conservatives sour with him.This war with Iran was not worth it.
>>155277417pfff so thats what it was lol.
>>155277814Jfc.
>>155277230No its a good sport but a player isnt on the field more than 1 minute they constantly get subbed
>>155277871Thanks Jews
the closer we get to the card the more /heem/'s iq drops
chama
>>155277871
>>155277417>dming DC on fucking twitter asking about rigsThe sheer incompetence here is farcical
>>155277814im going to bed fuck dana
>>155277871He was okay until starting another war in the middle east for some reason and keeps backpatting Israel for keeping it going (fuck jews)
>>155277417Fake generator. Nice try and I'll be spreading it pretending it's real, but its better to 'shop it yourself and get things like eric trump's verified badge aligned correctly and put the VIEW PROFILE spot in the correct spot in DMs.If you want to give me your x account I can DM you something so you can see how it's supposed to look now.
Yeah fuck staying awake for this crap, I'll just watch the MMA joey recap
>>155277871you lost tranny
god damnit i started drinking too early
>>155277814nigga i got work tomorrow lol I’m going to bedGood luck to justin fight at 1am
>>155277417How nigger retarded do you have to be to think the trumps would have to ask daniel fatfuck cormier about insider ufc knowledge when Trump is besties with Dana
>>155278116Retard
guys my wife's boyfriend says i can't stay up past my bedtime
>>155278116alcohol has stopped working for me and fucks me up for at least 1 day after drinking even 2 beersit's only good for 45 minutes
>>155277498Nah, it's over man. Ilia's chin and overall grit is too good. If anything he'll just heem Garth even worse. And we really cant afford a death on the world stage. Please don't turn on Gaethje and say he was never good after this. He's a legend. He's so tough and he deserves all of our respect.
>>155277814West Coast NEETchads, rise up
>>155277417Would be a legendary case of hacking if DCs account was compromised and this is what they chose to post.
>>155278166Your body has started to reject it because u overdid it. Took me like 5 years to be able to drink again without having an immediate hangover response
>>155278042>for some reason and keeps backpatting Israel for keeping it going (fuck jews)No it wasn't. To much incopetent chud retards running around and enacting dumb policies to appease the retard core of his supporters. Drumpf quickly lost the support of all competent people who helped him get in power, specially the tech people. Other than his subhuman Walmart American base, the last people still on his side are derange joos who only care about Israel.
>>155277814Trying to avoid the Stanley Cup?
>>155278166Not to be that guy, but covid can cause this. Happened to me after I got it in 2022, haven't been able to drink heavy ever since.
you gotta hand it to gaethje, retiring with only six losses is pretty impressive with how he throws himself into the fire
>>155278143You're going to bed at 9? So you woudnt have seen it anyway kek
>>155278192worst timezone in the world desu.
>>155278178That little midge has been dropped by headkicks multiple times, Gaethje just has to throw one good kick and then use his AllAmerican D1 wrestling to hold that midge to the floor and curb stomp him
>>155278146dons brain is pudding
>>155278283Try living on Mountain.
>dumb brown brazilian monkey thinks his input on american politics has any value at allim not reading that shit
>>155278202pretty sure you are rightdrank daily for a few years and quit for the most part around the end of 2025thought it was possible to enjoy a couple without getting out of control but the couple fuck me over bad
>>155255730Topuria Pereira O'Malley Hokit Ruffy Nickal Lopes LEFT
Just drunkenly made a bet, why the fuck did I only get 3/1 odds for hokit, pierera Nikal and Topuira to win?They better be the biggest favourites in the history of sports
>>155278042>for some reason
>>155277871yeah, it's hard to claim you're America First and then go to bat for the tiny hat peopleand disbanding DOGE because it was becoming inconvenientAND rolling back ICE operations
>>155254588New thread wheb
Someone is going to be saved by the 30 minute lightning hold, come back and win. I feel like some weird shit is going to happen tonight
>>1552783684 legs? Someone will fuck you.
>>155278387>and disbanding DOGE because it was becoming inconvenient
>>155278421Somebody will jump the cage after winning and get domed by secret service
Hello /heem/. I am going to watch a UFC fight for the first time in 26 years. I will be glad to watch the fight with you all and hope we all have a good time. Cheers!
This event should be free for all Americans
>>155278431how would you interpret it?
>>155278416hopefully never fuck /heem/
>>155278461Freedom ain't free
>>155278333Cope all you want. Trump will keep crashing and burning, alienating everyone with a brain in the proccess. The only idiots left on his side are low IQ subhuman white trash, and some insane ultra-zionist Jews who only care about Israel. Of course, the first group is easy to appease, so the only group left with some political pull are the crazy Jews propping that ridiculously corrupt and inept administration.
no sticky?
>>155278467DOGE being fucking retarded in the first place
>>155278491dead sport
>>155277814Thank God I have a real job and not a wagie slave boss heeming me tomorrow
s'over
garthgaanomallyhokitruffynickalgarcia
>>155278515DC had a fake fat ab suit surgically implanted over his normal abs
>>155278370Epdaddy porked dirty diaper Donald.
>>155278509oh, I'm sorryI didn't realize you were a useless bureaucrat
>>155278561ok epstein piggy
what time does this shit start?
>>155278614It's not
>>155276794not only the world cup, but the two matches that are coming on later are shit, so nobody is watching them, but it's sunday, work tomorrow,school etc
>>1552786145pm pst 8pm est, with possible if not already delays due to weather.
literally every single one of the fights on ths card could go either way. that's why it's such an exciting card. the only one that is even close to a lock is ilia. then again if we could get vintage leg blaster gaethje ilia could have problems. maybe ruffy.
>>155278614Event starts at 8 eastern, but the fights start at 9.
>>155278664AHH HELL NAH DANA A NIGGA GOTTA GO TO WORK MY NIGGA
>>155278561DOGE = Daddy Obscenely Gaped Elon
meteorologist bros... how we lookin?
>>155278665id say the co-main is a forgone conclusion
When was the last UFC card that didn't have an actual under card?
>>155278614the broadcast starts at 8 est, but the actual fights don't start until 9
there will be no heems tonight
is it a smaller octagon?
what if the fight is postpotened to another day? do fighters get paid for cutting weight dor nothing?
>>155278729>Humidity gasses out the fighters early>Mosquitos drain the fighter's vitality so they can't even rest between roundsIt's over
>>155278711in what way? I think gane is way better. only way he loses is if he fights like a retard. pereira has had problems against people with good in and out movement like khalil early in the fight, and ank 1. gane is twice their size and arguably moves even better. pereira can get rocked by light shots at heavyweight.
MOSQUITOBROS REDEEM YOURSELF, BITE/STING/WHATEVER ALL THE FIGHTERS
Make a new thread lazy faggot
>>155278614Fights start at 9Could be delayed further by lightning strikesVery real possibility of card being pushed back to Monday, but not super likely
>>155278368>betting on bo nickalngmi
>>155255730goyboy justinganezahabihokitchandlerdaukasgarcia
>>155257405I ate 2 hamburgers, in honor of USA
fight starts at 8. in fact the best fight on the card is the first one.
Don't worry. Just 99% chance of thunderstorms when it's supposed to start. That means a chance there won't be thunderstorms.
>>155278770the humidity is going to absolutely heem fighters between roundssomething about stopping exertion in it is brutal
Ilia is not a man. He shaves his ass.
>>155278861>goys fighting each other while you can hear thunder in the backgroundyep i'm thinking kino's back on the menu
>>155278861weather forecasts mean fuck all. they're wrong every single day here on the east coast it seems the last 10 years. blame DEI. much better looking at the actual radar. it's just scattered storms moving pretty fast.
>muh muh humidity!!!Spoken like a fat tub of lard who just plays video games all day in his non air-conditioned room
>>155278863If I ever start talking to girls, I'm going to shave my ass.
>>155278901I remember going there once during summer and wondering why people were carrying umbrellas when it was sun out. They have all sorts of little clouds that rain hell .
>>155278901We're talking about only a few hours from now. Weather forecasts are solved for that.
unironically, cant they just erect a lightning rod near the octagon to capture any lightning?
>>155278909girls are weird, one of my exes loved my ass hair
>>155278953got chubbed from you saying erect
>>155278939not for scattered showers and storms they aren't. forecast says it's storming at my house for the last hour and it hasn't even rained a drop nor have I heard thunder. some pockets of bad weather are literally only a few miles wide
>>155278953No one is worried about getting struck by lightning, but it's literally FUCKING ILLEGAL to fight outside with lightning. The athletic commission stops all action.
>>155278953That's Nikolai Tesla technology that was banned across the country through Edison's psyop.
>>155255730TopuriaGaneO'MalleyLewisRuffyBo NLopes
>>155278668This is daner’s honeypot
this card is going to test the adhd of the fighters, will they get distracted by loud and bright thunder?
>>155278981got chubbed from you saying chubbed
>>155255730fuck it, GAYCHEEPereiraOmalleyPooisChandlerNickalLopes
>>155278963you know who loves ass hair? gay menwhat's his name?
co-main just got scrapped. pereira dislocated a bbl implant and the backup fighter is scared of thuderstorms.
>>155279051Annie cute!
>>155278963Same. She was a freak though, not sure it's typical.
>>155254588Holy shit make a new thread you retards
>Annie cute!
>>155254588
MONEY POWER RESPECT
My girlfriend is fat. Should I heem myself?
Trump saved the Iran deal announcement for right before the event. The libs and antisemites are seething and screeching :)
are people considering how cold it gets when it rains? fuck lightning, imagine fighting in the cold
>>155279177This is just like idiocracy. Bread and circus.
>>155279177they all have to hang out before the fight? surely that wont cause problems. hokit will heem taptero
>>155279179SCHAUB SCHAUB SCHAUB
>>155279188Libs love israel though, they clapped and cheered for joe biden who was more permissive with the israelis than fucking ronald reagan and kamala who gleefully talked about continuing the genocide
>>155279185how fat are we talkingive been jacking it to girls who are a little chubby lately
How much of a cazzie do you have to be to care about the Iran war the day Kyle Daukaus is fighting? Trump is a fake fan.
>>155279312
hello my fellow heemers, this is not dana white. Where can I find a stream
>>155255730Ilia TopuriaAlex PereiraSean O'MalleyJosh HokitMauricio RuffyBo NickalDiego Lopes
>>155255377he's just biden his time
>>155254588Cunts>>155279363>>155279363>>155279363>>155279363>>155279363
>>155279357hot
New>>155279425
>>155279312close to >>155279357but doesn't have as much ass, shes Asian though so she doesn't smell bad. her face is really cute and shes a horndog
>>155255730GaethjeGaneOmalleyHokitRuffyBoGarcia
HUGE stars on the white house card like aiemann zahabi and kyle daukaus MAN the ufc really pulled out all the stops
>>155279199bread is the only thing americans can afford
>>155279177lol
>>155279492forsen
