Anime
no anime please
>>155265518What about dykes? They’re playing
We're in here. Is that the main ref from the shirtless yellow last world cup?
>>155265439U DISHONOR FAMIRI
just to let you know, i will be making a song from random posts itt.>>155265626yours is definitely in.
HITLER DOOD WAT NOUNAGATORO
>The stadium is full orange Why so many dutch in Dallas?
>>155265518in a japan game thread? I don't think so
nice save
women are filth
What’s up with the black keeper
I like when the ball goes DUNNNNNN
>>155266409There is so much orange because Hook 'em Horns
>most nations have pacy ngubus in their offense>gk in japanwat
>black Japanese manthis world cup is so fucking gay. "national" teams don't even mean anything
>>155266761Easier to blame when you lose
>>155266761even 1% of negro genes will make a nip a head taller than other nips
>>155266761That's Nigu Suzuki, he is Japanese
sneeder and van der saar
There's absolutely 0(zero) possibilities that Japan wins this game. They only play big teams in stupid friendlies and world cups every 4 years, besides that their thoughest regional opponents is fucking south korea. Plus their players are all mid shittersI don't get the hype, look at the dutch midfield it's easily one of the top 3 in this World Cup
Japan has a black goalie. They must lose
Allah hates anime and will make Japan lose
I'm here, the sticky is moving too fast with those anime nerds.
>>155266975Shut the fuck up Nadir.
I can see anime winning this
>>155266175Yes, that's MLS ref Ismail Elfath. Took me a bit to remember what you were talking about lol.
I am honorary Japanese, so I can say >wet. lived in Japan
Thirdies must apologize. This world cup is going swimmingly
japan has fallen
>>155266831It's came to this ever since leagues gave fuck all about foreigner caps to get players on the cheap. Granted in some cases like EU leagues there're legal reasons that'd prevent any hard cap from ever working properly.
>>155266409It's the 1/1084th mutts
>>155267081Your three day sex hunt trip doesn’t count
>>155266953their 2 best players are also injuredro32/ro16 max I think
N I P P O NIPPON
England would beat both these teams easily
I want the dutch to win so that canadian schizo malds again
>>155267163Takaichi Sanae personally thanked me.
>>155266409The "Queers" quotient of "Steers and Queers".
Japan play too fair they don't have a killer instinct. This is their downfall their own culture obeys fairness and respect but we know opposing teams dont care
>>155267324>I wonder which JAV actress that is...oh
It's hilarious that the japanese front 3 doesn't press that hard, you know they want to keep their energy to spam quick counters
Japanese cuties or tall dutch snu snu?
i love asian soccer, because it is all end-to-end. high speed and through the air a lot. absolutely no midfield. and the dutch are playong. ditto to that. based as fuck game.
>>155266409It is literally only a 7 day boat ride to New York and a 2-day drive from NYC to Dallas. That is nothing for Dutchmen
Remember the Japanese fans last WC picking up all the trash after the matches.
>>155265439>japan's gkit's so overu.
>>155267490snu snu for dinner, cutie for dessert
>>155267490For me it's women that go ik ook on der kawk as opposed to squeaking noises.
can someone explain why the fuck every goal kick is taken by having a defender roll the ball to the keeper instead of the keeper just taking itwhy is this a thing now
>>155267490The dutch prolly have the pretiest women in europe
This tournament really is The Africa Cup of Nations vs Asia and Latin America
>>155267490Bit of both.
>>155267490I have a small penis, so the Japs of course
>>155267664To make seethers seethe
>>155267615he's just tanned
>>155267565No bike lanes across the ocean, that's kinda anti-semitic.
Japan's goalkeeping situation is odd because Zion Suzuki isn't as good. Pisano, Tani didn't even the cut and they've been fantastic. Moriyasu's stubborness is gonna get him
Big japanese boobies
Nippon definitely look the stronger side.
>>155267714Dont worry theres also based croatia as the european teamand czech
what's going on with that japanese player's eyebrow?
>>155267714>>155267714this cup is based as fuck so far.
>>155267490You people have gorgeous women, only the Czech are prettier.
>>155267612Why did they create so much trash that had to be picked later on the first place?
Dutch bro are showing no pressing resistance so we don't feel too bad about our recent lack of pressing resistence. <3
the Netherlands NT is funny because a while ago it felt like they were stacked in attack but hardly had any good defenders and now it's the opposite
>>155267490dutch women all seem like they would be mean to me for being an ugly white manletjapanese women are known for giving pussy to ugly white manletsthe choice is clear
>Tunes inOh good, been looking forward to this g->McMoist>Mfw
The J1 League is such an underrated league bros. Its like slanted eyes Bundesliga but they still play attacking football after 4-0
>>155267833Thirdies were shitting on it and now it's all silence
>>155267879It was the trash from the opposing teams fans.
the japs are tiny compared to the dutch. they should just hoof it into the box every time.
whoever scores first parks the bus first
Koeman is playing a natural CB as LB and his RB is one of the best in the world going forward and plays RWB at club level. And instead of having the LB slide over and form a 3atb in possession while the RB goes forward, it’s a totally stagnant 4atb with no preference for either fullback in particular getting forward. I’m not a footballing genius but how the fuck does that make sense?
Slurptastic game so far
I'm afraid Japan is, indeed, cagada.
cant wait for the ad break in 2 minutes.
>>155267922>doesn't like coisty>reaction image is worst bosh manshite taste
Japan's defense is elite as fuck. look like fucking nijas out there.
oh baby what a uniform matchup...
>>155268104as american I am sorry for our retarded consumerism
>>155268106His forced chuminess bothers me
*SLUUUUUURRRP*fest
mmmm those players sure look thirsty
Nani? C-cooringu breaku?
>>155268104FUCK!
Is two shots of whiskey considered hydration?
MALPARIDOSHIJUEPUTAS CAREVERGAS CON SU PAUSE DE HIDRATACIÓN
End of the first quarter
Bobo
these breaks are retarded
So much anime in the sticky I'm gonna puke
>ads cockblocking me from dallas cowboy cheerleadersfuck. off.
Hydration breaks are unironically ruining this WC
>>155268173im sorry for the jew at the head of fifa.
>air conditioned stadium>"hydration break"
>pass the ball around endlessly>ref cannot simply stop the game>no hydration break>no commercials>infantino shits blood
Why must the Dutch blind me with their kit?
>it's another game where our cunts keep passing the ball around the midfield/16 only to get fucked by countersI've seen this one already
boring slurperwe need explosiveness
guys can you spam this thread if the dutch wind up scoring>>155265273
I'm grateful to ITV for not giving us any adverts during these breaks
>"Hydration Break presented by Powerade"Every day I hate americans even more.
I don't see how the Dutch or the Japanese are going to survive an encounter with Brazil or Morocco. It's over before it begun.
>>155268385>Fiji Sparkling por favor
FUCKING FOX CUTTING OUT THE DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS FUCK YOU RUPERT MURDOCK
Drink water
I have a weird observation with English speaking comms. They can't pronounce Sead Kolasinac (they said Kolanisac) and Ibañez but can prounounce every Japanese player properly
>They're all playing around the hydration break nowKill Infantino
>>155268557you cant make me procreateyou cant make me drink water
it's only 31c in texas it's not even that hot
>>155268483it's Fufa, bro. these games are played in multiple countries. it's not us. trust me, the MLS doesn't do this shit.
someone pls grab a shot of that cute Japanese mom
>>155268483>shit from ass presented by walmartwhy would they even associate themselves with it when people don't like it?
I'm sorry but this absolute shit show of a tournament just doesn't feel the same. Even Qatar did better.
>>155268496>Brazil
>>155268469Don't give them any ideas.
>shows a japanese making hearts with their hands>shows two dutch white fans with a mixed childI am sorry the stereotype jokes just write themselves
This world cup is incredibly lame, lacks SOVL
>watch fox stream>amerilard mandated ad break comes up>electric guitar remix of star spangled banner plays while some hollywood movie trailer voice dude talks about the upcoming usa australia gameCan't make this shit up lmaoooooo
>>155268667I need a snow bunny. Do you have a sister, sir?
>>155268625And the stadium is ventilated
Some anons were discussing whether the clock stops or not during the break on the previous thread. Well, here it was 22 before it and restarted at 25.
>>155268557Agua.
>>155268496>Implying Brazil wouldn't get dogwalked against either of these midfieldsCasemiro was fucking horrendous and they're still playing Fabinho in 2026 kek
every four years I'm reminded how blessed I am for having Telemundo be one of the 4 free channels my rural area of the cunt receives OTA
>>155268653we need to recruit the ukrainian webm bro to the comfy threads
japs are forcing left wing crosses against one of the tallest teams
>>155268667It's funny in retrospect, FIFAgate happened because USA got pissy about not getting to host when they chose Russia and Qatar, all tournaments suspected of bribes were still played the same, and then they pull this shit.
>>155268625thats hot retard especially running
Nippon numba one
The Japs move too fast, they must be doping me thinks
>>155268732We don't do that in germany
>>155268882It's going to work, eventually.
The Netherlands looking grim
God this is boring they're just passing back and forth. Get a shot clock
>>155268775Officially it doesn't, that was already known. Which makes it pointless because some refs will go and add like 7-10 minutes of injury time.
semen
>Pass to Gakpo and watch him get triple teamedGenius tactics, Ronald
>>155268840>television channelsEither living with your parents or you are Gen X at the youngest.
telemundo commentator screaming and exaggerating every syllable nonstop. God damn let me just listen to the crowd and watch the game without some faggot yapping
>>155268840Imagine not having telemundo and having to listen to alexis "retard" lalas
>>155268790Baseado Tsuuuuu
It's only 22°C in the stadium. Cooling break not needed.
>>155268775Football is so against stopping the game clock for some reason.
I wonder when Nagatoro is coming in
>>155269009Bruh you're watching a 5 min delayed stream lmao
ugh that japanese discipirine is something else
>>155268709Cuando juega Costa Rica?
>Slot is the best coach the Netherlands have O I AM LAFFIN
>>155268790He betrayed Agua FC and joined Red Bull.
Are the orange team even trying to set up a shot lmfao what is this sport
Boring teams
Gawdamn stop passing the ball back and forth.
This japanese niqqa coach is crazy he plays with 2 true wingers as wingbacks, they don't have a defensive experience as youth players, it only works because they are disciplined. But If i played against them I would try to trap them with their lack of offside line experience
>tamagotchi
NIIIIPPOOOOOOONNIIIIPPOOOOOOONNIIPON NIIPON NIIPOOON
A goal fest game followed up a slurper. Many such cases.
holy defense
>>155268812>>155268683But a player like Vinicius is way more creative and decisive in the goal area than the players of The Netherlands and Japan.
Semen slurper snoozefest
Let’s face it, the kino of group phase will be delivered by Spain vs Uruguay, Colombia vs Portugal
Ooh nice save
>>155267848for me? it's kok
Kane would've scored that
>>155269172>winter olympicsI'm amazed they should even get up on their skis after the miles of dick they probably took all week in the olypmic village.
>>155265439Japan must fail. They are pushing their diversity agenda.
KANG save
>Black goalieShamefur dispray
Suzuki, you swift bastard
>>155269196The discipline of samurai, unbreakable
>>155269308damn that's one sexy-ass dude. what's his name?
you retards who say 30 degrees Celsius plus humidity isn't hot need to off yourselves
japan already won
Wish i could get some fish and chips and watch the world cup but too bad i live in a desert shithole
oufff
>>155269222That's most of japan's matches when they play a team that's better than them. Literally the arsenal of international football
>>155268896It's an indoor air conditioned stadium retard
Do it for him.
>they show three random fucks instead of focusing on the gameFootball is cooked
>>155269330For me it's Demi
>>155269437Abe wept (with joy)
>>155269355>Says the country with less Dutch players than Southafrica
We(Japan) have the power of God and anime on our side
Lol someone screenshot those three "dutch" lads.
literally no good games until Wednesday
What happens if ngubu suzuki and naomi osaka have a baby?
>oho, loose ball?>blasts it into orbit
>>155269437there's no way that wasn't on purpose lmfao
>>15526943686 is not fucking get the fuck out of here. its 95 with like 90 percent humidity here everyday. Wait fox has 2 english commentators for some game. what a fucking upgrade
>>155269537yasuke is reborn
>>155269461clearly a very shitty one
Fuck anime
Japan is lucky the nogs can't shoot or it would be over by now
Dutch didn’t respect or prepare for the Samurai Blue at all kek
>>155269537yakub is reborn
>>155269578>flagYou should know all about shit, lmao.
>>155269517why didn't Ichigo come out?
arsenal vibes indeed
Japan realizes that you're only supposed to park the bus when you have the lead, right?
Feels like a matter of time before the Neds get one luck shot through.
>>155269567not everyone in the world plays in those conditions retard, hot and humid is not the norm for most play conditions in other countries, hence the breaks
>>155269437says it all really
>>155269437Production guy is having a laff
>>155269517Sakuragi feels like he'd be anywhere behind the midfield.
>>155269701A point is a point, sensei :^)
>>155269701Japanese are too shy to score first.
>>155269530>Imagine not being excited for Tim Payne’s New Zealand vs Islamic Republic of Iran
"Hydration breaks" are just another way for them to squeeze a few advertisement breaks into each half. If this total yank nonsense doesn't get imported to the premier league within a couple of years I'd be surprised.
>>155269647>no youenjoy your run
>>155269701They played like this when they beat >me too. Patient and wait for counterattacks.
Clogwogs are all browntown
>>155269762So polite it hurts
Qt alert
>>155269662Why don't you tell us?
One world class winger and we would've been a serious contender.
The Netherlands are the Uruguayans from Europe >boring footy>practice murderball>can’t win shit>boring as fuck
>>155269530France Senegal will be a banger
Ehhhh kinpatsu? Ohhhh sugei!
I'm from the future. It's a slurper
>>155269701these guys could just play out a draw and be absolutely fine in this stupid new format
Inazuma Eleven would be seething rn at this Japan performance
>>155269792>plastic league man is offended at his league becoming more plasticwat
Pekovivi got up at 5am for this
1st QT of the WC, dutch girl on British broadcast
>>155269871they dont have any star clinical finishers who can also play make, de Jong is not a poacher
This world cup only lacks sovl because the main characters havent played yet >england>france>spain>argentina>portugal>norwaysimple as
>>155269871Nah even in Euro 2024 with an ordinary team they were pretty entertaining. They were great fun until 2018. Koeman is a football terrorist
Tactical masterclass
>>155269514It's already over for us. Japan is entering it's first phase. That must be resisted at all costs.
HOLY SHIT JAPAN LEFT THEIR OWN HALF
>>155269950The biggest star in your league is English, kneel.
>>155269792Yeah we said this from day 1 slowpoke
>>155269954She looks old
>>155269792Thanks for your unique take havent heard that one before
CAM ON JAPAN
As an American I have an idea to fix soccer and make it more fast paced: implement a 2 minute shot clock time. If you go over automatic turnover and throw in by the opposing team
Nakamura-san...
ad break totally killed the second half of first half.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL
god i hate the audience normies so muchthose are the faces who buy $10k tickets
Klaas Jan Huntelaar was twice the attacker than these bobos
these midgets don't deserve to score, they just parked bus for past 30 mins
My Japan is doing a lil sum
>another dutch woman with a black dudeIs this why half the squad is black?
Seen enough, his family should sudoku
phwoar
Harry would've put that in the net
that was the chanceMourinho fuming rn
Imagine what’s happening in the sticky
>>155269967morroco vs brazil was pretty good, usa def has sovl
I really wish fox would shoving lexi lalas down our throats
Japan have so many techy ballers why are they parking the bus?
What happened to reddit soccer streams? Where can I watch online now ...>>155270087the hydration breaks completely fucked up the tempo of the games
>>155269871Sudaca please y'all niggers don't even know totaal futbaal. They were dependable kino deliverers until they fell for a haramball conman as their coach
>>155270177Hentai
loli alert
>ynr that the Netherlands haven't scored a goal from open play since november 2025 in games that matter
>>155270109It feels like this World Cup is the amalgamation of the worst shit in football in a single tournament.
>Japan in charge of aiming
Blue Lock told me that Japan is creating the next Pelé. I think they are lying
>>155270189>not watching telemundo with no lalas and no hydration ad breakNGMI
>>155269980NL didn't play entertaining football under LVG last World Cup
>>155270096happened with curaçao too, they wcored and had momentum, then hydration break killed it
>>155269437
Why don't they just hydrate at half time?
>>155270149Yes for some reason Dutch women hate Dutch men
That baby knows what's up, this is a snoozer.
>>155270197footybite.to is one of its daighters i think
>hamfisted football referenceHOLY FUCKING CRINGE
There better be a good reason why you are starting Verbruggen who has a hip injury. The boy literally can't dive
>all these shots of young Japanese mothers with babieswhat is the implication here
why are they so bad at actually playing but so good at teleporting into the goal area out of nowhere
THREE LION ON A SHIRT STATUS?
Who are those wankers in green shirts behind the goal?
>>155270248Why the fuck did you hire Koeman again after it was so dull/shit last time. Glut of good coaches at the minute or something
Imagine flying halfway round the world to watch this
>>155269871Uruguay have won shit, can't take that away from them.
>>155270364fertility crisis is a myth promote by you know who
this is the football equivalent of the slimy dutch merchant
>english commentator taking the piss out of the cowgirls
>>155269437Japan won because the average Dutch person does not know what you mean.
wtf the japanese do NOT look like in my anime
>>155270387>IT'S COMING
Sticky is absolute cancer lads dont go there
>>155270393Referee substitutes
>>155270393Probably influencers
>>155270364
>>155270364Paid by Japanese government to increase fertility rates
>>155270364Kek, japan really wants to revitalize their population
>>155270364Trying to show the nips back home to start families
>>155270364To be fair Netherlands' birth rate is like 1.4 while Japan is like 1.2.
why didn't he just cut inside and shoot
>>155270387Jewels remain still gleaming
>>155270487/comfy/chads always winning.
fuck i have to split the songs into multiple parts for this thread, because it's so great.i took your posts and made them into a song:album : WORLD CUP 2026song: Japan vs Netherlands (Elite NEET Defense)https://voca.ro/148okRn0mAjfLYRICS:>no anime please>in a japan game thread? I don't think so>What about dykes? They’re playing>it's a back 3 for orange and a back 3 for Japan>Japan beat those fucking Bong fish and chip eating fuckers at Wembley>most nations have pacy ngubus in their offense>Japan has a black goalie. They must lose>Allah hates anime and will make Japan lose>Thirdies must apologize. This world cup is going swimmingly>Japanese cuties or tall dutch snu snu?>can someone explain why the fuck every goal kick is taken by having a defender roll the ball to the keeper instead of the keeper just taking it why is this a thing now>you can't make me procreate>you can't make me drink water>(but Shinzo Abe was based)
Dutch women are manly and overrated
>>155270378With the sliver of honor that the Dutch have they would rather let Japan at least produce a chance rather than park the bus right back the way Japan deserve.
>>155270500weeb influencers?
As Netherlands considered not sending it directly at the goalie?
Can some JapAnon tell me those players that got injured ? You guys are playing pretty goodAlso if you want minimum ads and good commentery watch on the Bein Sport 2 stream, it was under tge name "arabic"
Can't believe holland is gonna fall for the busparking counterattack memes as well
>>155270489me in the back
>>155270480Where are all these 3 meter tall samurais?
>>155270512I miss him so much...
>>155270364Abe's sacrifice worked
I miss Robben
>>155270487It always is. Stay /comfy/
>>155270580>fuck i have to split the songs into multiple partsno anon, you don't have to do this at all
>0-0
Based American goalkeeper getting saves.
Fun fact Van Dijk's dad is white His mum is the black one
Infantino needs to be tortured for selling the broadcasting rights to FOX, most insufferable broadcaster of all time
where is Asano btw?this japan could use a rebel
>>155270665bruh holland used to have absolute monsters, I can't believe they've never won
>>155265439Animebros we're so back
How fucking shit does that AI co pilot app look.
Time to sub Summerville. He is too weak and ineffective.
If you wanna go for headers you might as well start Weghorst over Malen
>>155270727thats sick
>>155270582Good in bed though
>>155270727he been dippin in the chocolate
>>155270611Minamino, Mitoma and Endo are the players missing because of injuries.
>>155270665le cut inside
>>155270665We all do, anon
>>155270580Based halftime entertainment song man making this slurper more bearable
>>155270308>footybite.tothx
>>155270364Anyone have pics?
Your halftime plans?
>>155269517based millenial animu knower.
pretty grim so far peko
>>155270727based coloniser
>>155270806le still fucks you up everytime
lol, y'all said Japan were dark horsesThey're the same mediocre team as always
>>155270580i made this song using posts itt.
Watch on bein sports>Group F>Sweden and TunisiaI dont know much about Sweden but its impossible for these 2 to not defeat Tunisia, Tunisia is so trash that it should be called "free 3 points"
>Too many people have discovered the /comfy/ threadsIt's ogre
>>155269330heh, kok.
>>155270665also >and Sneijder that 2014 team was so fun
>>155270489Bedankt!
ok I can already sense the weebos shifting up this thread, im out for the rest of the tourny, take it easy bros
> こんにちは。日本チームがアメリカチームよりはるかに強いって知っていましたか?このワールドカップは楽勝ですよ、ニガー。Japs unironically think this. Why are those nasty fuckers so delusional? USMNT clears all day, every day.
>>155269662He's half quincy. Isn't eligible
>>155270665I miss le cut inside man, I also miss his fellow Bayern winger, le cum inside children man
>>155271004thinking about doing the same
>>155270858I made an effort post about this the other day.It's not Trump and Infantino, it's the American state and FIFA. Look up what Obama did to Blatter after FIFA embarrassed his boys' Chicago bid.
>>155270696no, you don't understand. i have to do this for myself.yesterday's song:album: WORLD CUP 2026song: Scotland vs Haiti (Hydration Break)https://voca.ro/1jLwJXE1NWipLYRICS:>pretty boring games today desu>I'm tired. Just all around tired and sick of life.>Fifa mandates them for all matches because the matches in Mexico and the American South are being played at like 32C and 80% humidity.>Just kidding it's because tv ads and fuck you.
>>155271082Faggot
>>155271093>based myers*shitting you feel it too, see ya round cuz
I miss when the Netherlands wasn't brown town
>>155271144We don't sign our posts here
>>155271043>nigākekThat said he ain't wrong though you guys would get rolled by Holland even if you parked the bus
>>155270665Fuck that cunt.
>>155271180how bout black town
>>155269437Brutal...
Someone explain how one of the favorites are getting outplayed by Japanese
BUKAKE MATCH = time for a bit of pizza.
>>155271093Cat in the hat is underrated
>>155271180How fucking old are you?
>>155271093He has English parents, I hope he's cheering for them too.
This game is lowkey cheeks
>>155271252they are only committing one forward and sitting back even in attack. Japan is doing the same so cancelling each other out.
Just had a pack of jaffa cakes
>>155271252Japan are a solid team. They even beat the mighty England recently.
The 48 team world cup was a mistake.
>>155271352Why lowkey?
>>155271389a full pack?
more like Nigtharlands
>>155271418>wah wah wah bitch bitch moan
>>155271320Arent they scouse? Probably not then
>>155271429Everyone was saying it was gonna be good
>>155271352more puckered sphincter desu but sure lowkey
Wieffer > Dumfries (doesn't look fit)Weghorst > MalenLang > Summerville
>>155271418We need to go back to 32.
>van dick>Dumb fries>Memphis DepayWhat happened? I only know these 3 players
>over 10% of dutch people have indonesian ancestryThe muttland of europe
>>155271431One sleeve if you will theres another one left
>>155271389couldve shared some you fat cunt
>>155271501You’re Canadian, stay in your lane
>>155271458Who would she rooting for? ALSO WHRE THE FUCK IS DEAL 7 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHFUCKING NUKE HOLLAND IF THEY DONT RELEASE DEEL 7
The ref is the same from this webm isn't it? I was bugging me the entire first half that I somehow remembered his face
>>155271389Based.
Gonna nip down th paki shopWant anything, /sp/ee?
>>155271663Pack of jaffas please pal, fat fuck didn't share
>we women are more than our bodies!!! You sexist pigs!>*post pictures of them semi-naked like whores anyways*Literally how can you take women seriously? I geniunly dont consider women to be human and these erotic pics that get posted here only prove my point
>>155271663>nip>Japankek
>>155271389can't get the tango build without them
>>155270665The years sure have flown by
>>155271663Pepsi and a curly wurly. Beef and onion crisps if you would pal ta
>>155271663jammy dodgers, crisps, and samosas with the chutney m8
we all going for the nips right
>>155271558yeah that's gonna do it. we goonin tonight
>>155269437100% on purpose
>>155271663choccy orange, seeing the dutch players made me crave one
The ITV studio is great.
>>155271663Condoms hehe
>>155269437>trad jap family>mystery meat muttYou can't make up this
>Japan hasn't scored for 46 minutes
>Koreans and Japs>and then just a shitload of Arabswhy is Asia like this I don't want Muhammad and Ahmed #5 qualifying over Best Korea or an ASEAN country
>>155271663yeah uh get me some coffezzzZZZzzzZZZ
>>155271914Dokdo post incoming!
>>155270727thought he has two moms
>>155271891Oh and the cuck corner too.
The sticky is literally unusable holy shit
>>155271914>Japan hasn't scored for 47 minutes
>>1552716631 or 2 goals would be nice
>>155271891i miss pre-wall woodsy
>>155271663Strongbow and a Yorkie bar good lad
>>155271232You absolute fucking mong, the Japs wouldn’t just lose to Haaland, they’d get fucking atomized. One shoulder charge and their dainty little rice-fed skeletons turn into wet paste on the pitch. Head smooshed like an overripe tomato, brains painting the grass in abstract art while the ref just stands there pretending not to see the war crime. These midgets are so small and fragile you’d think they were genetically engineered for maximum comedic ragdoll physics.They’d have to go full imperial Japan mode, sending wave after wave of kamikaze midfielders sprinting straight at him like it’s 1945 and the Emperor himself ordered the sacrifice. Each one gets launched into low earth orbit by Haaland’s pure uncut white nigger strength, bones shattering like cheap fireworks, limbs flying in every direction while the crowd loses their collective shit. Haaland doesn’t even break a sweat, just laughs in Norwegian as another 5’2” samurai gets turned into human sushi under his boots.Absolute cinema. 10/10 would watch Japan get genocided on the pitch again.
>>155271997Go back to spam the sticky, Kim.
Personally I dislike the Japanese NT, much like their fans and country. They are the fakenice reddit team. Wow please let heckin' support le heckerino japanarino look at how wholesome and nice they are!!! They clean up the stadium so respectful FIFA fair play sugoooi kawaii. I see through their bullshit, I see the fakenice act.
>>155271997>>155271914>Japan hasn't scored for 48 minutes
Damn height really matter in football, I forgot that our team is like 183cm in average height, being short really sucks
>>155272018fuck off
>>155271997i apologize to Korea
>>155272074Meds?
SLUUUURPLET IT SLURPLET IT SLURP, LET IT SLURPLET IT SLUUUUURP
>>155272076>>155271997>>155271914>Japan hasn't scored for 49 minutes
>45 minutes of passing back and forthThis semen slurping sport is not for me
>>155272076Do you guys have secret networks with the legitemate governement of korea (DPRK) to liberate the south from american occupation?
>>155272022when has she not been bogged?this is her 11 years ago when she was 27
Is Summerville supposed to be a good player? Didn't watch West ham
these retarded teams both realize that hardly anyone gets eliminated this round and they can go for it, right?
I ate some arroz chino, fries and fried chicken. What happened while I was gone
>>155272138>>155272076>>155271997>>155271914>Japan hasn't scored for 50 minutes
>>155271663I think one of them got arrested for trying to meet an 11 year old in a park at night.
>>155272074It's now cool on 4chan to hate on Japan. Two sides of the same coin
Bros why are the dutch attacking and possessing the ball so much?Japannakamas what's going on?
Reminder that the Japanese don't consider slurping as a disrespectful act.
SOMETHING HAPPENED LET'S FUCKING GO
If a team doesnt score in their first game it should be auto dq desu
FINALLY SOMETHING HAPPENED
Uh oh stinky
DOELPUNT
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL VAN DYKE
>run into opponent>get free kick
THE MAN MOUNTAIN
FUCK JAPAN
Animebros?
>>155272022The wall will teach her some much needed humility.
RECLINED UPON
Owari da orz
now we're neuken in de keuken
Anime bros?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH YES
what a header
HItler Dood...
>>155272195>>155272138>>155272076>>155271997>>155271914>Japan hasn't scored for 51 minutes and just conceded a goal.
I've always wondered what is going through someone's mind when they're 5 meters behind everyone else on their defensive line keeping the entire world onside.
>Their elegant skipper, Virgil van Dyke.Has there ever been a player as fellated by English commentators? I've never heard another player call magisterial either.
Shamefur dispray
>VVD goal Gravenberch assistThat Liverpool Feel
Japan dood wat nou?
>>155272425Why do you hate japan
>>155272297>they score off it
>gorilla GKDeserved.I hope japan lose all games
Good guys losing again :(
Japan has to come out now
>>155272425>>155272138>>155272076>>155271997>>155271914>Japan hasn't scored for 52 minutes and just conceded a goal.
WHY IS EVERY TEAM IM ROOTING FOR LOSING????
Will japan now come out and play or will they keep parking the bus?
Dutch were clearly using their heads and defending against Japan counters. Absolute top tier tactics that you plebs would not understand. Also Dokdo is Korea and my grandma deserves reparations.
>>155272560One common denominator
>>155272438That's the only time I can hear myself think, catch my breath and smell the roses.
What’s that thing the Japs keep singing? It’s fucking annoying.
>>155272560because you keep rooting for the underdogs obviously you FOOL
>>155272556>>155272138>>155272076>>155271997>>155271914>Japan hasn't scored for 53 minutes and just conceded a goal.
>>155269871Murderball is always kino thoughbeit
>>155272128>m-meds if you ever manage to go to their sithole country you'll see how fakenice those freaks are
\O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/GIVE YOUR POWER TO ITO'S EYEBROW\O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/
>>155272617They take Argie stadium songs and change the lyrics.
>>155257195called it
>>155272646fuck off to the sticky retard
>nips have to stop parking the bus and actually play nowIt's over for them
The sticky is too fast but I'll admit here in the comfy thread that as an american im still extremely butthurt about the dutch still and seeing them win here sucks
>>155272646>>155272138>>155272076>>155271997>>155271914>Japan hasn't scored for 54 minutes and just conceded a goal.
Who is he rooting for to win this year's World Cup?
>>155272678no reddit will lose
>>155272646Stay here and dont go to the sticky
>>155272696I agree with this shitter
Bluelock bros...we need a striker.
Game is interrupted because of a tornado warning in western Pennsylvania. Anyone else?
based japan sticking to their guns regardless of the score
>>155272726>>155272138>>155272076>>155271997>>155271914>Japan hasn't scored for 55 minutes and just conceded a goal.
>van Dijkasian on asian crime no more race wars
>>155272560Pulling for the underdog fren, nothing wrong with that.
>>155272646Fuck off to the sticky you stupid fucking cunt
>>155272707What did we do to you? During your revolution we supplied tons of guns, cannons and other weapons to you lot
I hate this shart cup
>>155272707fags ignored this post so i'll just sayFuck the dutchfags
>Jap trying to outrun ngubuIt's over.
Deserved for making eren a cuck, fucking japs, they could have done the most based ending for AOT, wich would be Eren either killing or convinving his friends to go to paradis while he holocaust the world, than erasing the memories of the eldians again and making them genetically gifted and than removing Titan power once and for all
>>155272560Could you please root for South Korea on thursday? Thanks
NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON
>>155272765Glorious Nippon autism. Folded over a thousand times.
>>155272743SAY WHAT?!
NIPPON BANZAI
NIPPON BANZAIGET FUCKED DUTCHFAGS
>>155265439HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAGEET FUCKED DIVING ORANGE APESGOOO JAPAN GOOOO
KEK THAT GOALIE IS TRASH
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL NAGATORO
Honest to god, how the fuck do people watch this shit? It's just a bunch of people kicking a ball around and fans singing.
>>155272858Japs love NTR and this is why they should lose
>>155272793You can shut up now
BANZAII
>>155272814holy fillernot a single watchable game there
>>155272814grim
BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
anime?
NANI
>>155272793alright you can fuck off now
>>155272793Give us an update lad
>>155272793Kim Kwab Chong
JAPANNNNNNNNNNN
>>155272793OH NO NO NO
What a fookin blooter.
HOWEVAR
Ruh roh
HOLLAND DOOD WAD NOU
>>155272876reddit will tie i guess?
>van hecke Kekeroo how is this bum a starter
>Feed cuts out when Japan scoresHMMMMM
Goalkeeper Wirtz has fallen off.
>>155272793HAHAHAHAHAHAHA KYS
This game is like a real life anime
"run!" In japanese
ΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗ Ι VE SEEN THIS IN SAMURAI SHAMPLOO THE DUTCH ARE GONNA GET THEIR ASSES KICKED
This is getting good.
>the Korean fledKWAB
GLORIOUS NIPPONNNN
I'm sorry, spain, france, and england are the only good teams in this continent.
GOOD SHIT STADIUM CLEANERS!
Both teams finally activated.
werr werr werr
>Japan will go back to parking the busFFS we had a proper game going
>9 players inside the box>player scores from outside the boxWhat is this retardation called?
ummm var sisters?
>>155273291We just don't get kino goalkeeper kits these days.
THANK YOU GREATEST ALLY IN THE PACIFICFUCK YOU NETHERREGIONSORANGE TEAM BAD
Are all korean bitches who bully but can’t take the backlash?
>>155273258That's 3 more than any other continent thoughbeit
JAPON HASN'T SCORED IN 3 MINUTES AND ALL READY GAVE UP A GOAL KEK
>>155273076I look like this and say this
I actually though you guys were joking about the japs being too shy to score, japan will win 3-1 if this continie
Nice job Japan!Such spirit!Inspiring
shamefur
>>155273291Glorious, but nothing beats Jorge Campos
Adidas ad looks like hezbollah
>>155273316I think they're allowed as long as the back is blank and there's a predominant color.
>>155271389the whole pack?
Why is the Japanese goalie black? You're doing it the wrong way around Japan
NIGA URUSAI
>>155273364They will spend their remaining 30 years before they go extinct forever seething about being inferior to Japan so yes
ChatGPT is working...Your VAR video is ready to download
>>155273291>>155273460Ahhh, take me back to the 90s.
waste of a lovely ball there
>>155273302not passing the ball into the goal, like a lot of teams are doing
>>155273528Full blooded Okinawan.
SHAMEFUR DISPLAY
>>155273291Bowling Alley Chic
>german and japs celebratingAxisfrens
Nihongo has fallen
>black goaltending
bugger
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL VILLA DEL VERANO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>ngubu gk>completely shitmany such cases
>The city of Nippon
>>155273087keep talking bitch, reddit will lose
New>>155273648>>155273648>>155273648>>155273648
What is with this americlap goal music
this black samurai isnt very good
Where was this for Westham?
GRAVENSEXO
>Its orge>we're so back>Its orgeI cant take it anyone aiieeeee
goallll
What a goal!
>>155273787Retard
can the ngubu keeper save anything??
>>155273739And his name is Llorasencio. Weird ass nigga.
>>155273776You got the final laugh. Based south korean
Japan couldn't stay level with Senegal for long
>>155273787There is no second comfy thread
Neu>>155273648>>155273648>>155273648>>155273648
Black goalkeepers are trash what was japan thinking???
>>155273811>>155273779both were literally perfect shots that hit the post before going in
>>155273934Retard
>>155273787Bad lad
>Another Gravenberch assistLiverchads COOKING today
close one
KUBOOOOO
>>155274028That play before passing to Ville d'été was ELITE
>ngubu mutt GKLiteral humiliation ritual by the jewnited states of ameriKKKa against japan, by making them chose a Okinawan Rape baby as their gk, but honestly the japs deserve it since they would rather be anti china and America's vassal
How are the Netherlands winning 2-1 if a Dutch player hasn't scored yet?
Japs are slow manlets. They are completely outclasses
Corinthians superhack, depay
>>155274324Yeah looks like eating fish and rice isnt good long term, did you see how tall mongolians are? Holy shit imagine if mongolia had a decent team, we would be seeing kino on the wc
>>155274187>ville d'été
song 2 of this thread:album: WORLD CUP 2026song: Japan vs Netherlands pt. II (Bukake Match)https://voca.ro/16c5SHLl1ANq[LYRICS]>I miss him so much...>Abe's sacrifice worked>no anon, you don't have to do this at all>Time to sub Summerville. He is too weak and ineffective.>Too many people have discovered the comfy threadsIt's ogre>BUKAKE MATCH = time for a bit of pizza.>Gonna nip down th paki shopWant anything, /sp/?>You absolute fucking mong, the Japs wouldn’t just lose to Haaland, they’d get fucking atomized.These midgets are so small and fragile you’d think they were genetically engineered for maximum comedic ragdoll physics. Absolute cinema. 10/10 would watch Japan get genocided on the pitch again.>i apologize to Koreathis song was all made with your posts.
Wasted corner
Has Gakpoo ever made a pass in the box in his entire career? Genuinely the most selfish player I've ever seen.
Do the Japanese fans know any other chants, or is just this one, ad infinitum? It’s making me hate them.
>>155275277Fighto and win!Nippon banzai!
>>155265439Goooooolll
Justicia divina
>>155271914>>155271997>>155272076>>155272138>>155272195>>155272425>>155272793KWAB
We are SO back!!
A tie would be a win for Japan, actually.
>>155265439Comfy ComfyComfy
UEFAbros?
>>155276972The attack of spain and France will rectify this
>>155273460Mexico kits are always top kino desu
