garthvious >>155326656
The good guys won
Justavo
>>155333861Goythje gets it done for Big Yahoo
>>155333861As much as none of us want to admit, Ilia went into the fight with a cut right above the eye. And lets be honest, the fight could have been stopped at the body shots like many fights through history. Not to mentioned the broken nose, which for Gaethje we all said the loss to Max didnt count because of the broken nose unfortunately. Didnt see that one coming back to bite us in the butt. Finally, Ilia still easily heemed 2 guys who easily fished Gaethje so he's still the confirmed better fighter and history will remember and prove this. Sorry.
>>155333915What’s up with all the folds on Gane’s head back?
Contare la historia de una famosa persona
Ugly retarded freak.
>>155333989Thats where he stores all the extra IQ
>As much as none of us want to admit, Ilia went into the fight with a cut right above the eye. And lets be honest, the fight could have been stopped at the body shots like many fights through history. Not to mentioned the broken nose, which for Gaethje we all said the loss to Max didnt count because of the broken nose unfortunately. Didnt see that one coming back to bite us in the butt. Finally, Ilia still easily heemed 2 guys who easily fished Gaethje so he's still the confirmed better fighter and history will remember and prove this. Sorry.
yes arman lost to islam and also ducked the rematch and sure he lost to gamrot but remember he also lost to charles and beat dan hooker so a title shot is coming his way very soon
accept him into your heart
>>155334052He wont recover from this brutalizing. He experienced ego death through hokit and gaetje
>>155333964COPE PIGGYRAPED PIGLETRAPED PIGLET FAGGOT!!!!!
Yair would flush garch tho
ahh, ahh, ahhhhh!
>who's the short one n- ACK!
>>155334080gane
Ugly raped MIDGET FREAK!!!!!
Hokitt<Aspinal<Gane
PIG DOWNPIG DOWN
was it a work
Alright I think we've made fun of Ilia enough. It's time to give him the respect he deserves.
Greatness. Gangrene. Gane.
>As much as none of us want to admit, Ilia went into the fight with a cut right above the eye. And lets be honest, the fight could have been stopped at the body shots like many fights through history. Not to mentioned the broken nose, which for Gaethje we all said the loss to Max didnt count because of the broken nose unfortunately. Didnt see that one coming back to bite us in the butt. Finally, Ilia still easily heemed 2 guys who easily fished Gaethje so he's still the confirmed better fighter and history will remember and prove this. Sorry
Imagine if USA cared about MMA. They would dominate.
gaethje being a white american beast of burden has nothing to do with inferior fighters like islam and arman. just to set the record straight.
>>155334299No. He just got floored by a jab and was stuck pulling back. No escape from this situation unless Topuria sacrificed his balance and tripped backwards
>>155334299Nah, t whitty said ilia has a tendency after a couple of rounds to start putting weight through the back foot, they trained to box his head clean off once he shifted from his front foot heavy stance
ilia was the real based retard all this time Justin a phony
Greatest Story wins of all time1. Gaethje vs Topuria2. Weidman vs Silva3. Matt Serra vs GSP4. Bisping vs GSP5. Conor vs Diaz6. Bisping vs Rockhold 27. Brock vs Mir 28. Cruz vs Garbrandt9. Conor vs Diaz 210. Pereira vs Adesanya11. DC vs Stipe 312. Usman vs Edwards13. Pereira vs Adesanya 214. Strickland vs Adesanya15. Masvidal vs Darren Till
>>155334418What the fuck even are half these fights, go home unc!
>>155334052dudes neanderthal mountain caveman genetics really showing when he takes damage
>>155334371it was so weird how he didnt even attempt to slip at no point
>Greatest Story wins of all timeMexico vs SpainMexico vs France Mexico vs Talmuttistan?
>>155334418gane vs rozenstruik
>>155334418Gaetjes body was inhabited by the spirit of the presidents and laid waste to the gross Spanish midge in revenge for the Spanish refusal to help fight the British in the revolution.Remember when you asked why I posted that you bitchass leaf nigger?
>>155334502The jabs were coming too fast for him to read and he was committed to pressuringHe should have opened with trying to feint his way in instead of forcing the issue but hey
Poor Ilia. Lost his wife, beat up his wife, lost some money due to divorce settlements, potentially may have lost custody of his kids and now lost his belt.
Fact:Tony was closer to heem sleepying Garth than Ilia was
Gaethje didn't panic and run away when Ilia had him up against the fence like Max and Volk. All you gotta do is swing back. If you let Ilia get comfortable he's just gonna sleem your ass.
>>155334572for sure justin looked very quirky out there threw illia off i think and he also looked hugei cringed every time illia he tried to land the cross
I bet Garth got zooted hard as fuck after that dub. Probably spoke with Thomas Jefferson after smoking some wax
You know, you know where you are withYou know where you are withFloor collapses, floatingBouncing backAnd one day, I am gonna grow wingsA chemical reaction (you know where you are)Hysterical and useless (you know where you are)Hysterical and (you know where you are)Let down, and hanging aroundCrushed like a bug in the groundLet down and hanging around
Goobert heems max then heems justin then Poirier comes out of retirement and felts him
>>155334634Garth simply has a stronger chin then those piggies, that's why Topiggy had to resort to body shots
>garnacho [pissdrunx] I <3 Wizzrobe
gaethje heems poirier and they say poirier must suck nowgaethje outstrikes fiziev and they say fiziev must not be good at strikinggaethje tanks a 5 round war with paddy and they say paddy must be harmlessenough of this nonsense!
>>155334867>not loving Wizzrobewish i would grope U irl
Are we still laughing at ill-yawn Tore-Poopya?https://youtu.be/kj6MxjuZO5g
>>155334917
>>155334901gaethje finishes topuria and people say topuria was never goodwhere is justice for justin?
>>155334917I have no idea who that is and I don't want to know
MMAmore like MMGAY
>>155333861Fuck Dana
i keep forgetting gaethje heem'd dustin
it's time to put some respect on his name!!!
>>155335095That was Herb Dean's heem, timmy.
>>155335107Wow who could guess that Justin Gaethje would suddenly develop a head kick at 35
>>155335037skill issue >>155334944
ganesissies...daddyspinall accepted the callout. c'est fini.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnEdhKbjPbsapparently i was wrong about gane's back of the head shots
Hey little buddy are you having some funScrub it all up with the suuuddssLets go justin clean it up, Justin gonna clean it uuuppp
It's been too long since we had a classical schizo spamming the thread I got used to the 2~3 years of discord kiddies spamming when they get back home from school
>>155335278tommy finna get gane'd (again)
we know The New Guard was shit and we just learned The New New Guard is shit but The New New New Guard will take over the lightweight division when the old guys stop hogging all the title fights
keep an eye out for a kid named gaethje
just how good is khabib btw
Unironically he was never that good.
zatdaddy's been turning the gun on us with all his clitia defence recently.. im starting to think he's forgetting who got him to where he is.. how much WE do to keep his name alive, not jaxxon. I think he needs to remembered who carried him all this way! I think we let him know if he doesnt delete and start falling in line then its VOVdaddy's time and hes who really got next! his better, Imavovdaddy is who earned it. zatdaddy is DEAD to us! WE have the power! WE can drop our support and give vovdaddy our power. its time for a NEW champ. NASSOURDINE IMAVOV. and when movdaddy gets his title he will DENY zatdaddy a shot the way zatdaddy denied him over sean.
>>155335633Clitia isn’t fit to spitshine Khadaddy’s schlong.
wait so why dont they simply do that with every card? like just not have prelims and grils?
>>155335633i have never watched a khabib fight. some people i watched said top 20 all time. gemini says top 5 to top 8
>>155335898they would be right
>>155335633We never found out because he left too soon
>>155335633not very. he's undefeated (by beating cans for the majority of his career) ((unironically his toughest fight was against a realtor))
actually i have watched a rerun of khabib vs macgregor
>>155335278Keep your head up champ
>>155333964>we all said the loss to Max didnt count because of the broken nose
i'm adopting khamzat and paddy into the boy stable like hap and ace
>>155336022If Gaethje is a can what does that make Ilia
>>155335633skillwise he's the best ever. nobody has flawlessly dominated the top level of the sport like he did. but he retired early so he doesn't have the best accomplishments. he's the best ever but not the greatest.
>zatdaddy's been turning the gun on us with all his clitia defence recently.. im starting to think he's forgetting who got him to where he is.. how much WE do to keep his name alive, not jaxxon. I think he needs to remembered who carried him all this way! I think we let him know if he doesnt delete and start falling in line then its VOVdaddy's time and hes who really got next! his better, Imavovdaddy is who earned it. zatdaddy is DEAD to us! WE have the power! WE can drop our support and give vovdaddy our power. its time for a NEW champ. NASSOURDINE IMAVOV.
>>155335633goat mental desu imo
I want to see Poirier come out of retirement and get an immediate title fight. There's no logical reason this should happen, I just want the Ustin trilogy.
>>155336119gaethje isn't a can but he didn't go into that fight wanting to win. it was a weird spectacle mired by abdulmanap's passingbut ilia is also a can
>>155336121>he's the best ever but not the greatest
>>155335633almost as good as gane
look at meyou know what you see?
Rematch Goats > Undefeated Can Crusher
Greatest Journeyman of all time1. Gaethje2. Dustin Poirier3. Nate Diaz4. Nick Diaz5. Masvidal
Just how good is Charles Oliveira (when he follows the gameplan)?
the mma math between gaethje, ilia, max, dustin, charles is scuffed beyond repair
>>155336504he doesnt speak english very well so i think hes rubbish
Heem Sippy
>>155336504He's shown to be a pussy wrestlefucker
>>155336457You can’t be a journeyman if you win undisputed. Garth elevated out of this list
>>155336601This, just replace him with Chael Sonnen
volcel chad that smokes weed all day VS midge who married and knocked up his first gf
cyril gane
>>155335758Hes not wrong
if you are what you say you area ciryl gane
Where's the prediction video he said he was going to release?
TOPTURO
>>155336857Then have no fear and poke the fuck Out of their eyesAnd hit the back of their he - eds
>Watchin the fights son that? Ol Ale's gonna solve all our problems tonight Tommy. >Hope so dad.... >Whaddyou recon son? You vs Alex at Anfield Stadium? You beat a star like that, ya tell off Mikey on the mic, ya stick it to Dana... Getcha nice start to boxing that. We get Chisora out of retirement for a legend vs legend match.. Ol' eddie says he can get us 50 mil on that. And then w->OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALEX IS DOWN->CIRYL GONNNNNN JUST STOPPED THE THREE DIVISION DREEEEEAM....
>>155337003Tom picked Gane to beat Alex
i thought this was fake wtfhttps://x.com/Breaking911/status/2066554169004106084
>>155336709>cyril gane
>>155335633Like the other anon said, khabib left too early. Islam, ilia, alex, etc. Are all double champs who've accomplished more than khabib did. Khabib would have been eventually figured out, islam is getting figured out too
How will Gone cheat against Asspain in the rematch?
>>155337187Axe kick to spinal column
>>155334418New mythical fighterWhite House Gaethje
>>155337187banana peel in the corner and tom slips into a haymaker
>>155337187we're gonna keep it subtle this time around to keep the heat off. glove grabs to neutralize the grappling only, until the later rounds where we pick it up with some accidental groin strikes.
>>155337187Asspainal is running away to box under eddie. He doesnt want that smoke. And people will cheer him on because he'll chase a bigger bag for a significantly shorter and uneventful boxing career. He'll go down as another failed mma-to-boxing project
>>155334052Excellent post.
.
>>155336867I guess we will never know
What if Gane was one of usJust a monsieur like one of us
>>155337459what is a pure strike
>>155337566Mmmm its so badass
>>155336867>mfw he releases it and predicts a loss via corner stoppage end of r4
>>155337623Oscar worthy then
Kai Kara France
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GENERATIONAL OINKING FROM TOPIGLET JOE
I told youIlia has a heartlet in himYou could see it in his eyesThe moment he had a hard fight, he wouldn't know what to do
what is paris even like nowadays?
Just watched the Paddy breakdown and I can't understand what that nigga sayin cuh
>>155337827paris? do you mean new dakar
>>155337827
>>155337573>things happen in mmathis dude is such a cheat
>>155337818Ex-wife heemed him I fear
>>155333861>Justin: Does that say "white men of good character">Trevor Whittmannberg: Nah b that's some foreign language bullshit don't worry about it
When the fuck is Pisslam gonna agree to his belt?
>>155337818let's put you in front of justin the gaethje and see how much of a heart you got kid
>>155335614I'm on heem like once every 3 months. don't project little billy
>>155337827niggas
>>155337827lots of ganes around
>>155334052say what you will, but Ilia has elite hair geneticsmy shit would be looking all fucked up if I was getting clobbered like that
>I'm on heem like once every 3 months. don't project little billy
I was telling you guys weeks ago that Clitia would get stopped by Justin. You laughed at me.
>>155337840>I can't understand what that nigga sayin cuhdurin Freedom 250 (sponsored by Ram), there was some intercut """"promotional"""" interview or whatever with max and conor. now i REALLY couldn't understand a single fucking word those 2 dudes were saying
>>155337827Not great. Go to Lyon instead.
>>155338071Rather have height genetics than hair genetics tbqh. Plus Topiglet is a crypto-turkic FREAK
After that epic card last night, let's talk about Asspinal and beg Jones to fight him.
>>155338126ahahah dis sataday nite we see
>>155338175Let's not Tomala and Gay Bones haven't done anything of note.
>>155337953Why are the modern rich elite like this?
illia and gaitje need to rematch
>>155338287they are jews
the 35 year old curse has been failing me. desu I think ilia's problem was letting a woman chip away at him.muslims understand women and keep them in their place.
>>155336867
>>155338287>>155338383Yes and the jew is schizophrenic and evil by nature so his bad deeds keep him in constant paranoia that the white man will uncover his darkness and so spends his life at war with the light so he can cover the world in darkness and remain hidden in the shadow of niggerdom
>>155338418>muslims understand women and keep them in their place.Yer woife is a towel m8
>>155338295they should rematch today, fucking bums
outside of maybe cardio i think Gane schools usuck in boxing
realistically what is ittybitty topeepee's path back to the top?
>>155338499yer wife is a cheating whore that makes demands of you while believing to be your equal.
>>155335633how can you compare, he exploits an area so many had shit skills in compared to him doing it since he was a toddler, if khabib stood in front of justin like illia the whole time did then he would get heemedcan't really compare the fight
>>155338534There is none, No one wants to watch that midget FREAK
godpuria gets the rematch fuck u tahmbout
Don’t find your wife in Miami.
>>155337350>faildoes losing one or two fights and making $20-$30 million, possibly more, sound like a failure to you? what planet do you live on?
>>155333861What was up with the Pirates of the Caribbean theme last night, by the way?
>>155338657baste you can tell shes quite femanine
>>155337965Stop fkn coping already before the "poke" you can tell there was a sudden shift in the fight where gane figured out Tom's rhythm and timing with the jab, his little gay 1-2 blitz already got downloaded
>>155338572Worked faggot.
>>155338615Pooria needs a year to heal and gaycheese is old and will retire soon.
>>155334052has any report released outlining the accumulated damage?anything broken?besides his spirit, of course
I'm gonna post my shit fuck you homer Simpson
>>155338657>>155338692I have no doubt in my mind that Islam is a good son, father, husband and neighbor
>>155338776Yes. Here’s the full medical break down. https://youtu.be/kj6MxjuZO5g?is=6EGrVd6GSYPSCuSH
>>155338462lel
>>155338748yes, but at least I'm not tied to a woman, especially a western woman.
joe rogan is essentially warwick davis
Why is Topiglet brown? His brother is much more white presenting. No need to soijak post I look like that and talk like that.
>>155338890rogan was an ewok?
I was literally jumping up and down screaming in joy when Gaethje became champ. I don’t even hate Ilia, I just love an old man like Gaethje finally getting a W this massive
This deformed disgusting wonk snout AGPiglet FREAK needs to be sent to abattoir NOW
finbeast herejust took a huge derrick lewis, alex pereira and ilia topuria down the toilet
why is the spoid pretending to be english now
>>155338985agree from england
>>155338904Something weird with eastern genetics. This is Lukashenko’s kids. His son on the left looks like he’s a watermelon vendor. His son on the right looks like an SS officer
Didn't even watch the main event but I woke up with a smile on my face( I fucked your mom)
I've seriously never seen someone's face that fucked up. Even in bareknuckle.
>>155338951>I just love an old man
CHAMA ON YO MAMA
Justin winning is bad for the sport.I bet it was rigged, they poisoned my boy topturo.America needed it's cringe rocky moment because they are owned by Israel.
>>155339003Pretending to be British is part of /heem/ culture. Sort yourself out lad.
Illia has an lot of heart. Gathej was perpaed and Ilia was too cocky I thibk, he didnt move his head much. Anyways I said Gatje would win so suck micht cock
>>155339041Hokit vs chama next. it makes sense with how poorly pereira id against Gane.
>>155339037That's how strong Garth's ungabunga punches are.
>>155339077i hope this post gets flagged and you get deported
Gane cheated again. My wholesome chungus poatan kino got derailed because that French rapebaby can't stop cheating.
>>155338847kek
>>155333903>>155333903yeah, what good luck for this event! that come from behond Gaethje win... it was almost as if...
Has anyone taken that much damage in a big fight without being permaflushed? Weidman never recovered. Ortega never recovered. Macdonald never recovered. People were saying Gaethje vs max but it wasn’t even close
>>155339128Poof post. You're a certified nimrod, you crumb of a biscuit.
>>155339196Yeah I agree that Topuria just took a career changing level of damage
>>155338287>>155338383>>155338469trump is a jew that rapes kids
Gaycheese can thank Slamdaddy for the free belt
>>155338985>guram in the cornernice
>>155334418as soon as Ain't No Grave started I knew this shit was going to be kino
>>155339211time for poorier to unretire. literally his only chance at gold. and the marketing value supports him.
>>155339196we'll see if Taira recovers post-VanJDS went on to have a decent career after Cain 2/3Gaethje took a ton of damage vs Eddie & Poirier 1, but came back to be better than everDoo Ho Choi took a vicious beating against Cub and now looks better than everI'm sure there are other examples
honestly I did hate Gane for taking a dive against Jones but I think it's time to switch up on that stance.
>>155339211His nipple is expanding
>>155339221but biscuits are delicious. you ever dip a nice biscuit in milk tea? scrumptious
>>155338847Antonio Margarito approves this message.
>>155339290JDS was never the same. He’s another one who got booted straight out of his prime
>paramount cuts all filler for the uploadGod Bless the Ellisons
>>155339256every man is like that when given the opportunity. let's stop pretending.if you were king of the world would you only sex your wife? no, you would try the variety that life has granted you.
ganeald showed there are levels to this game. physically, psychologically, spiritually.
>>155339317gane is champ. aspinall is bitch. rematch will solidify this.
>>155339369>>155338847He died for your sins.
PETEY CARROL SAID HIS BEWNS WAS BLEEDIN COMIN THRU HIS FACE LAH
is Gane a top 5 HW all time?
>>155339440there will be no rematch. Tomala is never stepping in octagon again.
>>155339445Tbqh I'd Gaejthe Maycee's Schaubhole and never DM her agian. Imagine being balls deep when she's completely heemed.
>>155339461Top 1. End of the bate
>>155339369Too soon! The man was discharged less than an hour ago. Yeesh.
>>155339461yeah. heavyweights are terrible, so gane didn't need to do much.
I actually think Paddy could beat Ilia. Remember, Paddy made Justin look old and sloppy. And ilia can’t do anything to you if you have a chin. Paddy has a chin… so
>>155334418Matt Sera vs GSP was the greatest upset in the sport and it's a fucking crime they put the rematch in Montreal instead of the Meadowlands
>>1553394611. Stipe2. Cain3. Ngubu4. Aspinall5. JDS
High chance Topiglet retires. You can see it with his son and hear it in his voice, his heart is made of glass.
>>155339554What the fuck has Aspinall done
>>155338003kek
>>155339531so the fight will look like paddy v. gaethje or topuria v. emmett
>it was le 2-2 going into le 5th …
>>155339554Fedor? Cro Cop? Reem? Werdum? Hunt?
>>155339196Cain jds hunt lawler bloody nasty fights used to happen pretty frequently. Unless he suffered broken orbital, cheekbones he will be back in no time. >>155339369The 4th round was criminal. Goddard tried to sacrifice this man. I bet they poisoned illia or put Justin on some cia retard strength juice.
>>155338667Athletes are morons and tom is the type to blow all his money buying stupid shit. Even floyd is going broke and has to pull stunts to make money
>>155339587
>>155333861I still think Max would have beat Illia at lightweight.
>>155339675show me gaethje looking fucked up.
>>155339675Brutalized Piglet I fear
>>155339635Enough>>155339698Bums
>>155339461>made the GOAT shoot>made roided jiggano shoot>made tomala quit after jabbing mastervlass>starches meme face in 2 rounds
>>155339743Dages would never train the Piglet as it is Haram.
>>155339743He should abandon Spain and just train in the Georgian Mountain
>>155339675Having thick skin and being almost resistant to bruising, cuts etc is an extremely underrated trait.
You know a loss was BAD when it’s doctor stopped and nobody is claiming it was rigged or a fluke injury
Justwins GODthje
>>155339773Let me know when any of these guys beat a top American.
>>155339844A doctor didn't call it.
>>155339104I was thinking he should go back to lightheavyweight fight Ulberg (who would still be bigger than alex at lhw). But I guess he would look like a bitch if he didn't fight Hokit now. And it's prob a way bigger fight than than an Ulberg fight too kek. Even if it is a main event live fight night card.Would be good memes if they booked it to headline the return to Brazil for a fight night. Crowd would be insane.
>>155339844it was a doctor stoppage in round 3 and a corner stoppage in round 4
>>155339675add in pisslias face after rd4 and dustbin gaycheese face after the fight got stopped
>>155339587then that heartlet double champ destroyed 3 beloved legends.
>>155339844Goddard said fuck that Doctor stoppage you're getting proper CTE today boy
>>155339675>whoever has the best skin wins automaticallythey need to change this rule
So what should Gaethje do if he doesn’t retire? >fight winner of Mcgregor v Holloway>fight Olives>fight winner of Paddy v BSD>something else
FREESSTYLEBENDERNIGGA
>>155339930We need more referee like him
>>155339827fuck you bitch you want a slap
>>155339731why do you say that? tom seems responsible from what i've watched on his youtube. some athletes live within their means and invest and are quietly successful. tim duncan is one example but there are others
>>155339945rematch holloway
>>155339945>Gaethje vs Goobywould be the best meme fight ever
You guys like racist songs about Topuria?https://youtu.be/kj6MxjuZO5g?is=k7cmLngNn_H6JzjO
>>155339945>fight winner of Mcgregor v HollowayObviously this. Red panty is best panty.Also we get the chance to go back to champ mcgregor timeline and the whole ufc is going to ride that high for years.
>>155340006Wouldn't be a good fight Conor is a fat steroid abuser that hasn't fought in years.
niggas thought ilia could beat this freak of nature
1 day later.still in shock b's.can't believe an action fighter actually fucking became an undisputed champ in 2026.i have to apologise to Shittman, i underestimated him because of Bug Rose's shitty performances but that nigger really is the goat coach for turning the most based of retards into a tactical nuke. he treated mma like a fighting game where you take a seemingly mid tier character and just develop an entire flowchart system based off one good attribute they have. Marty got absolutely absurd mileage off a 1-2 down the pipe, and Garth's collar tie abuse is amazing to watch, all of his offense flows from that opening move. The only way to beat him is to avoid it, but unless you're Max tier slick, his granite chin means he can just walk you down, eat your shots and tie you up and cause car crashes from that position. I don't think Ilia can ever beat him because his style is to plant on his strikes and if he does that he's just getting snapped down by the neck into uppercuts until his eyes are mangled again. You can't car crash the car crasher.>>155339531 I do think Paddy is a problem for Ilia, he's another Nate Diaz type upset waiting to happen for Ilia. He's even bigger than Justin, too, even though he doesn't have as much punch power.
Greatest match of all time1. Yan Vs Merab 22. Whittaker vs Romero 23. Jones vs Gustafsson4. Gaethe vs Topuria5. Holloway vs Gaethe6. Conor vs Diaz 27. Bisping vs GSP8. Sonnen vs Silva9. Brian Ortega vs Volkanovski10. Lawler vs Macdonald 2
>>155339930if it werent a special event then he wouldve stopped it. think of the major factors affecting his decision.
JIzzreal was bussyquaking when he saw his Poadaddy getting DOMINATED. GODne reigns supreme.
>>155339037BSD's face looked just as bad against Moicano.
>>155340006was supposed to happen. at this point I think we know goob would've been beaten.
>>1553400811A Kimbo vs Dada
>>155340134Talk normal bro
>>155340081>2. Whittaker vs Romero 2It's a miracle that Rob isn't more retarded after that fight but thankfully he started off retarded (bethesda fan)
>>155340073Chandler is the yoel Romero of lw. Ufc use him as a punching bag and highlight reel generator and he makes others look good when he loses.
>>155340081Blowjob Penis vs GSP 1 is GSP's greatest fight IMO. One of his few wins that he had to pull out of the fire. I like Daley vs Nick as well
WhitGOAT got 38 year old Gaethje a belt and people think Usman won’t style on absolute trash can Dickass dump feces
I don’t respect any division below Light HeavyweightI also don’t respect the heavyweights that are plainly just fat cunts
>>155340199>fat fucks be like
>>155340164No
>>155340187tell martin to stop ducking then
>>155340184weird to think coaches are part of a fighters success, so I don't.
Islam and Khabib would have easily murked this fraud midget in the first round
interesting that Hokit is a fat MW and finding success at HW but Pereira just looks like shit
>>155340187usmeng's crispy jab...usmeng's lighter man's skill...usmeng's uncsplosive single leg...DDPsissies I fear for our bussyholes
>>155340199He doesn’t respect women. TWITTER DO YOUR THING!!!MAKE HIM FAMOUS
Ilia heems Kwabib btw
>>155340155>at this point I think we know goob would've been beaten.I think Goob would have beaten him when he was active, Justin wasn't good enough at the time, but any point after Khalabeeb Goob would have lost same reason as he got rekt by Dustin, he got outlapped in skill and experience while he was doing coke and raping
>>155340006>>155340063dana is probably really hoping Conor wins in a few weeks
>>155340257because they are 200lb wrestlers.
>>155339895Pereira is too old and too disinterested to cut back down to lhw he moved up specifically to dodge ulbergs nuclear left
If Mcgregor beats Holloway they’re hotshotting him into a title fight with Gaethje. None of that makes sense but it won’t matter because the casuals will eat it up and the UFC knows they only have one last chance to get Mac into a title fight with this run
>>155340294hopefully they rig it somehow
It's kinda brazy how these professional martial artists just stand and eat up jabs.
uniRONCIALLY just how dogshit is jireddit. gane has always been "the one in shape guy in the fat slow retard division" but Poohand just turned out to be another fat, slow retard. "combat sport goat" my ass, he looked like Poois.
>>155340336Nobody gets KO'd from a jab so it's an aura loss to try and evade them so effectively tanking them and eating at your opponent's mental is actually the vet move
>>155340341He got slept by a guy with one leg and went life or death with THE Khalil rountree
>>155340324Best way to make it legit would be to do Mcgregor/Oliveira for the BMF belt and Justin vs Arman in the meantime. Winner of the BMF match fights for the LW title in a unification bout
topuria was lookin like this but with black eyes, goofy ah
>>155340359Pereira just did
O’Malley beats Yan in the rematch
>>155340341don't compare goatrick goatis to that fat piece of shit potaton
have YOU thanked daner yet for putting no wmma on the card yet /heem/?
>>155340381Yeah that's what I said, nobody gets KO'd from a jabAGPoatan? He's nobody.
>>155340289Touchbutt is what conor unironically needed. He is flat footed mess since that boxing fiasco.His whole biomechanics got rekt.Conor unironically needed better talent to train his lazy ass and keep his health in check, but I got a feeling he preferred yes-men instead. His posture, his whole chain is broken, also the shin injury.The dude should have never stopped the touch butt but Diaz and mayweather for him mentally and physically slippingI still love you conor papi.
>>155340289>rapingwomen don't get raped by high status men. women want to be desired by them, but they also don't want to be seen as basic whores, so they act like victims when they give up their bodies.remember, womens top priority in life is socializing, meaning perception through their peers.
>>155340359how about a feelout arm punch with one foot in the air mid stride
>Chimaev loses his 0>Topuria loses his 0>Periera is washedThere’s nobody left to be the face of the company
>>155340368nobody wants to see that wrestlefucker
He made Topuria quit.
>>155340419I think it was Trump who ordered that
>>155340445Dawn of the new Empire
Why are timmies so violent and trashy?
Damn Hokit was right
>>155338093Dude could've said anything but picked a bomer meme from 2012, kek little dork
>topuria is the one that has a greco roman wrestling background >Gaethje took topuria down with a bodylock takedown.What the fuck nigga
>>155340470>insanely fast hands for a heavyweight>can wrestle (literally checks all the top HW contenders with decent wrestling alone)>has like five different personalities, four more than anyone else and five more than tomHe's the one bros
>>155334052How did his hair get so spikey? Is it hair gel getting mixed with sweat?
>>155340474posting this doesn't matter when there are statistics, and 100x more evidence of shitskins being lesser than whites.
>>155340445the ufc doesn't want superstars. they want fake superstars who don't actually have leverage. look into it.
>>155340532Correct the ufc wants to manufacture pump and dump stars like pereira
>>155340445we're not boxkeks so we don't care about 0s. in fact if you haven't been heemed multiple times you're not a real one. GODthje is more respectable than faggoty ass Poosyk or Terence Buckford
>>155340525It's ai generated.
>>155340199Ya well its ok nobody respects fat tittybois like yuo anyways. Respectfully.
>>155340474kind of funny when you look at any picture of the crowd and its 90% mutts with ugly kinky hair and mixed black and spic blood, but yeah sure whitey bad or whatever
>>155340474it's pretty clear that they're fighting each other in that picture and shooting each other. what was your point?
imagine being mike chandler
>>155340559that's wrong considering how often khabib is brought up.
>>155334052"the next evolution of the sport" just lost a gloved BKFC bout with an Eddie GODvarez victim
Time to hand over the paper belt Clitia
>>155333861>language different>not smart enough to read thatI remember that we read it in English class in ... ninth grade I think. Maybe tenth. When your foreign langauge classes all start to get into politics and history. Not even the worst students in my class had any problem understanding it. And they were far from fluent.
lol
>>155340591Honestly seeing him get beat up that bad in front of the white house is brutal
Aura gone
Nobody cared about Tony battling Arman lolStrickland and Cumshot sucked up all the attention
>>155340658morales is a faggot. I hope he gets decapitated by muslims.
>supposed to be the best boxer ufc has ever seen >Can't even defend a jab>Supposed to have the touch of death >Couldn't even drop garth>Supposed to have a wrestling background >Can't even keep garth down to lay n pray >Claimed he was going to move to wwWhat's next for topuria? How do you even recover from this?
>>155339895Could see Hokit having his Colbitch vs Maia moment on the mic after. Hues throwing trash in the cage as hes escorted out by riot police.
Trump won. Bigly.
Congratulations to Ilia Topuria. One of the greatest lightweights of the night.
>>155334593His real story begins now that he has lost everything.
>>155340728It's "big league", and it always was.
>>155340707he wins the rematch and everyone forgets this fight
>ST-ACK!!!!!
Gaethje vs the winner of Max/Conor. Arman can sit in the corner
Ilia is not a fighter, he is an athlete.That's why the unc generation keeps winning time and time again against these newgens. They literally don't have the ability to pull it out of the fire. Jizzy is probably the most recent star who was willing to die and he's 36 now. Topiglet fucking quit on the biggest night of his life.
>>155340707No one said that True He did BJJHe did in the 2nd after he dropped him He shouldn't You go back to FW and remember you're 5'4
>>155340814>forgets the fight ilia got his face rearranged and lost his zero at the white house. that's not happening no matter how well the rest of his career goes.
The CIA drugged ilia btw. Cashed the bet but that was the weirdest fight ever. Very very strange.Ilia’s close range and his weird mannerisms (leaning back, no head movement, not throwing any volume) Beautiful propaganda job by the cabal but holy fuck that was one of the weirdest fights I’ve ever seen.
>>155340707Gaethje's jab is different. Whenever he bothers to start using it, it's immediately effective no matter who the opponent is.It has the speed and mechanics of a trip hammer jab with all the power of a spear jab. His jab is honestly comparable to Roberto Duran A lot of his losses would have gone very different had he just listened to Whittman and used his jab from round 1 instead of being forced in to using it multiple rounds in to a fight
>>155340824chama bros... how do we come back
>>155340857this but islam
>>155340824Gay stoppage I wanted to see gane smash
Is this the power of a nelk boy?
>bro gaethje had loaded gloves>bro topuria got poisoned>bro topuria threw the fight for mossadbux>bro gaethje was on illegal cia stimulantsyou thirdie retards dont know the power of autism and meximutt bone density genetics
>>155340929ul"berg"heavyweight is no chama
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGTD6RXmToE
llia is a genius, he partied before the fight so he doesn't have to party after it
The greatest chaps muttland has to offer. Stunning.
>>155339153>Canadian post>incomprehensible ESL gibberishsaar
Gaethje was nerfing himself on purpose because he sees the jab as dishonourabu
>>155340824Why did this plodding oaf think it was a good idea to come in heavier than Gane?
>>155340899they used special drugs that made ilia's orbital bone break for sure
>>155340979its his best option honestlypeople keep saying hokit because the beef but he'll just get wrestlefucked to oblivionother heavyweights maybe he ahs a shot but its a maybe and lets be real i dont think they want to waste his star power on rnadom chucklefuck hw fights with 0 meaning
Ilia can save the story if he uses the rose meant for Justin as a curse like in Beauty and the Beast where his whole camp turns into veggie tales or some shit until he can reclaim the belt.
Nerf this!*Braaaaapppftpftpt*
Ulberg heems Alex too m’afraid
>>155340931Islam has never gotten beaten up or had a disadvantage in a fight so we don't really know if he has the willingness to kill or be killed. But I don't think he'd crumble if he loses his overwhelming advantage like Tapturo and Khambum did.
absolutely demonic
Is Gaethje the greatest lightweight of all time now
>>155341103lets check his record.>ko'd by kennedy nigwukuhmmmm... no
>>155341208Wikipedia analysis
No Chama!
>>155341208>ko'd by a noncommittal jab
>>155341208I been talking about how absurd this niggas name is for months
>>155340824protect urself at times, b
>>155334418This, but with Gaethje/Topuria at #11.
>>155340707To be fair Garth was channelling 250 years of American spirit so his durability was insanely buffed by all the Justinmaniacs in attendance.
>>155341269she's a low life cunt, don't post her
>>155341113islam fights precisely to the extent his gameplan of snuggling fails. there is no chance he does well in the same situation khamzat was in. i think we'll see that day if he keeps fighting at ww.
womp womp womp
>>155340824>I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK, I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT
>>155341269this bitch disappeared for all those wins
The King who wields fists so sinister crowns his minister
>>155340824Shades of Jones-Cormier
I swear on my life they used to have a fighter called Zoomer Gulags. Ive heard them say it once I've heard it 1000 times, that's really what they called him
>>155341361>islam fights precisely to the extent his gameplan of snuggling failsHave you actually watched Islam fight? When his wrestling isn't working he just outstrikes his opponent
>>155340257I thought Gaychee was fetal alcohol syndromed but turns out he's just part asian
the crowd singing the canadian national anthem for zahabi was next level banter
Zoomer Gulag is a nightmare matchup for Chase Hooper folks!
conor -> alvarez -> gaethje -> IliaConor now has a win over Ilia.
has godthje ever taken any facial damage inn his career?
>>155340979chama is such a shit boxer always has his hands down gets dropped the same way
>>155340929Sorry can't help. You'll find a way...
>>155334052
GODne did the exact same thing Poohand did against Jireddit but because one is reddit's favourite he's allowedelbowing someone on the back of the head because he turns it inwards is fine
>>155341479zhalgas zhumagulov
My estimation of Ilia Topuria as a man has just fuckin' plummeted.
getting hit to the back of the head is your own faultwhy are you presenting it to them like some bitchbasically presenting another man your asshole to get fucked almost when you think about it
Here he is I found him. Look, look at this ugly freak see? What the fuck is wrong with him?
ilia apturo, topturo
>>155341830This dude should be called Paddy Pimbrett
>>155341877lil ding dong of a ting
>>155341830This doesn't look like a real person this looks like somebody you made up with an AI program to see if people would believe you.
bap bap bap bap
Maybe instead of dirty bulking on tortas and cheeseburger and filming with Nina drama pereira could have liked trained?
>>155341723>>155341479>>155341830Samefag forced meme, nobody is falling for it kwab
>>155341830desu, only ugly undesirable men should be putting their health at risk for humanities entertainment.
>>155341489without the takedown threat his striking wouldn't be able to carry him. same thing with that goofball khabib. tragically they just get another takedown before it's too late every time.
>>155341985Fat fuck was bragging he and his dad eat 60kg of rice a month too
>>155341996You reckon that's all that's wrong with him, just came out a little bit ugly? That freak is fucking deformed, I don't want to look at him YUCK!! Get him away from me me. Get that ugly incel freak out of my face, now!
Ilia fights once a year only to lose to a 37-year-old unc
Tom vs Gane, i don't know the outcome of that one at all.
>>155342105she should slam her hips on my crotch and that thing looks like an overgrown rat.
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>>155342148When will you host a UFC fight night? Or is that a no-no by the royal family?
glad i never hopped on the topturo bandwagon lolol
>>155342105letting dogs lick your face and mouth is absolutely asqueroso
we are so back
>>155342229the only gaijin entertainment they'll accept is michael jackson
>>155342148He took no damage from Charles and took a year off. We'll be seeing him next in 2028 fighting Paddy for the BMF belt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbN0PVdHlvwok so... that's AI conor right?
Gaethje is one of the most inconsistent, and also underrated jabbers everJust monstrous speed on that thing
>>155342105you just know she puts a little peanut butter on her asshole
Shouldn't have talked bad about his idol
What would UFC Freedom 250 have looked like in the Hitler wins timeline?
>>155342446We need to revive that nigga
>>155342438Dustin finishing the story finally is too anime to be true but man it would be sweet
>>155342462scary that the jews can kill you and just replace you with AI
hon hon hon
>>155342438I'M SO FUCKING READY.THE ERA OF UNCS IS HERE
Just rewatched the fight and big Tom was winning
