tfw the suicidal captain isnt playingEng vs NZ 2nd testAus vs Ban 1st T20Womens T20 world cup
Id rather win this test series than win the soccer world cup
>>155394707well there's a 0% chance of either so not really worth thinking about
State of /cric/ can't even stay alive during the world cup spam
>>155394964no but steven grave
State of engshitters can't even stay upright in a club
>Test cricket AND Royal Ascot Busy day
coming live directly from the action at Bir Sreshtho Flight Lieutenant Matiur Rahman Stadium
pardon me boys is that the Chittagong Divisional Stadium
Bet jam boy was beside himself when there was no /cric/ to impotently seethe at Anglos in
dont tell anyone but im secretly really excited for the second test
really excited for the second test = gay
yeah but im closeted with my excitement
CRICCY LOOMS
Gday blokes
YFO
>>155395231he's been seething the last few days because of the U16 social media ban that was announcedhe likes to spend lots of time messaging young boys on there from what I hear
ben stokes status?
Boy I sure am excited for another cricketing test match. I can't wait to see my favourite batsperson (Kane Williamson) at the crease!
>>155395743
Who's Kane?
>>155395231You should give his mum a sticky wicket
>>155395794>>155394888
love criccy
>>155395932haha you've come to the right place then my guy
nikhil chaudhary isn't an australian citizen, he's a permanent resident. shameful he's been given a cap
>no luckseam greentop shit tip at the oval?>quick gus take a swing at that rugby lad we'll get ourselves out of this testHowling. Bet the mong wk punched his missus in the stomach to get out of the test
don't give a fuck about nrlel or wogball mewatching t20i just to feel somethingpretty good bowling from davies
>>155396089was before this over
>>155396101yeaswitching to pre-test coverage though
It’s still up
Hey chaps, I spoke the other aussies and we all decided that cricket is gay lol, we're all soccer fans now.
Anyone got a good radio stream for the test match?
>start at 11:30am local timewhat the sigma
>>155396261Rain delay
Should they make a wet weather version of this sport to be played in England?
>>155396177kill yourself nrlspergsowing discontent in /cric/, shameful
>>155396307aussies can't really talk franklygabba and scg tests always get rained out
>>155396314that wasn't me champ, i would've called it football
I'll tell ya a sport that doesn't get cancelled because of a few light drizzles...Soccer.
i'll tell you a sport full of diving ugly wog subhumanssoccer
would like to play phoebes foot on my ball
imagine if we outplace england at the worldc up
>delayed
>>155396362
>rain has stopped>delay the start anywaySTARMER
>>155395112my hotwife...
>playing cricket during wintera daring synopsis
I hope this time the mods will ban the childish people who think it's hilarious to make fun of someone's name and jump on the opportunity to throw in a little homophobia whole they're at it (I'm not holding my breath).
cooper connolly might be him
Hopefully the pitch is up to snuff this time
>England win the toss and bowl
the cricket has returned>30 min delayoh
might break work protocols by staying up past midnight and get next week off
>up to snuffnobody has said this since 1935
>>155396665Common Australian vernacular desu
english dressing room is a bit too posh for my liking must be honest
England: 1 Emilio Gay, 2 Ben Duckett, 3 Jacob Bethell, 4 Joe Root (capt), 5 Harry Brook, 6 James Rew (wk), 7 Jordan Cox, 8 Jofra Archer, 9 Josh Tongue, 10 Matt Fisher, 11 Sonny BakerNew Zealand: 1 Tom Latham (capt), 2 Devon Conway, 3 Henry Nicholls, 4 Rachin Ravindra, 5 Daryl Mitchell, 6 Tom Blundell (wk), 7 Glenn Phillips, 8 Nathan Smith, 9 Kyle Jamieson, 10 Will O'Rourke, 11 Matt Henry
>>155396738>Emilio Gay
as we're both more of a footy nation now, the new Ashes should be based on that sport - starting immediately
dropping stokes was a masterclass idea
>>155396782making an afl team are you?
Is Emilio Gay?
>>155396848ask your dad ;^)
>>155396864>Emilio Gay
>>155396864
Sonny Baker sounds like a 50s jazz musician
>>155396848No but Josh tongue
huge fan of test cricketuntil 9pm when test football resumes
5 down by lunch
Gay Root Cox Tongue Carse
When ts start
>>155396992RIGHT FUCKING NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155397014Have some decorum, please
time for some fuckin cricket nigga
>>155397014Crisp, listening while I walk the dogs
>>155397031Have some decorum, please
Do you reckon Cox feels uncomfortable around Gay?
>england have won the toss and therefore also the match
>>155397028apologies i got over hyped
>>155397045don't believe this is how the toss goes
>>155397044i dunno but i bet gay is perfectly happy around cox iykwim haha lmao
chippy lunch + criccy can't beat it
well I'm glad kane saw out the rest of this test seriespeople might've thought he was a coward otherwise
>>155397072Post the feed, please!
>>155397090Kane's busy he has a world cup match against Croatia in the morning
love to have Root with Gay and perhaps see some Tongue on Cox
cam on engerlundnot a fan of kiwis so going for englel
not been paying attention why didn't archer bowl in the first test
>>155397247took an arrow to the knee LOL
Think we may have run the Archer experiment enough times by now to know that he's shit
>>155397263don't think he'd be back from that so soon
>>155397263why was he shooting at himself
>>155396900>greysis this the proof that Spielberg released in Disclosure Day?
>>155397135
This fella is fishing for some wickets ha ha
>>155397329hope we've got some being bakered haha
yep, nz is donezo
and hes HOOKED ONE
the oval pitch is a ro-
not a fan of how that umpire declared a dismissal
>Nikhil Chaudhary>Australia | Batting Allrounder>Born May 04, 1996, Delhi
>>155397371conway really fell for that BAIT
Is the bazball thing still happening?
>>155397434we're on gayball now
>>155397434on hold while stokes sits on the naughty step
>>155397398he'd never been to australia until 2020 when he got stuck here during covid and decided to stay. now he's playing for the country
>>155395743mein kiwi...
Someone tell the fucking cameraman to stand fucking still no the shot for the delivery.Why is he still zooming in and moving the shot as the delivery is being played?
They've let Latham get to 10
>root review
>>155397769Christmas in July?
Why don't they go to Ultraedge from the start?
>obviously hit leg>we'll have a pooviewroot is back
Latham's nearly got his average in England
jeez I would have given that. was only half watching though.
peewees looking SHOOK
>>155397847based aleem dar
uhhh lads are aliens real im scared
>>155397906no but steven ayy lmao
>>155397906trump is taking care of them it's okay
not sure we need the jeet on comms for nz eng ngl
>>155397933>>155397999
>>155397906Yes almost certainly in the entire fucking universe.If they're close enough that it'll ever be a problem for humanity or even meeting them? Unlikely.
>>155398049>Yes almost certainly in the entire fucking universe.phew that's good news for the ECB
he's taking the piss with that run up surely
>>155397810would be a bit presumptuous to check for an edge before the ball is bowled lad
>400 runs
>test cricket*appears*>zachary rhys elis bowen*disappears*
>>155398082Bumrah has a run-up that only really starts 5 strides before the crease but bowls 6kmph faster.
>root returns>bowling archer into a coma alreadybased
9 beers in the fridge its just a matter of time
GONE GOTTEMTWINK SNUFFLES IT
I was about to say Latham is due to get out
GOTTEM GONE
Deserved it for boring play.
BIRDthell
thought Emilio Gay was going to be a little Mexican dude, turns out he’s a big Mexican dude
Ravindras class
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Gay
>>155398511>Randy = whore>Gay = faggot
didn't know bard had his own wikipedia page ahaha
>>155398537GONE GOTTEM
India innings progressionOvers 1-10: 80/1Overs 11-40: 260/2Overs 41-50: 62/7
>>155398129he does this every time kekfunnily enough he only shows up when t20 is on to say how much better tests are
Who’s winning
>>155398774stomachs
>>155398774India
>>155398774in a way, we're all winners
his ancestors were fishermen?
listening to savage garden
Does anyone in England actually care about cricket right now considering the World Cup is on?
Can someone explain to me the pundit's love of Archer? He's 31 and played 19 tests. He has an average over 30 and a strike rate over 60.Atkinson, Tongue and Robinson all have FAR better stats and even Stokes - a mid bowler most of the time - has a better strike rate.Even in the 2019 WC he bowled a bad superover and nearly cost them the win. And yet people always talk about him like he's a cricketing god come to save the team. I just don't get it.
>>155399218le pacy lad for the odd overle smith spell where he didn't actually get him out
>>155399218He’s bbc and threatens to bowl 160
the future of english criccy is looking a bit grim
>NZ 76/2 (26.1)this is why no one watches this semen slurping format
SCORE SARM FARKERN RUNS
cazzlords moaning at BEST cricket as usual I see
>>155399377India winning the 2007 World T20 was, objectively, the worst thing to ever happen on a cricket pitch.
TONGUED YA
>>155399218le fast black man meme>please just one more series, he'll turn into courtney walsh just in time for the next ashes, you'll see
>>155399545he had a great IPL in an otherwise extremely batting heavy tournament, perhaps why they are backing him to convert hia form into red and whites too
>dropped the tired meme trophy
DROPPED THE STYRIS CARBERRY
>went to take a piss>missed wicket
dropped the kane williamson funeral trophy
>INDW>115-0 (11.3)>CRR:10>Netherlands Women opt to bowl
>>155396486emiolo gay been fuckkett and rooted and tongued his harry carse with a wood cox
test
>>155400516get outta here yank
we shouldn't be making snoozyland look this good tbqhwyf
So, whats the latest update about that boring arsehole you blokes always talk about in this general?
>>155400754dunno mate, you tell us!!!
>>155400731all engineered to redeem bazball
>>155400113CricInfo says India Women have a 5.17% chance of not defending 209
>>155400785Ha!
Need a big century from Phullups
>Netherlands Women need 160 runs in 75 ballsIndia winning 3 matches in 1 dayif Pakis lose and Ronaldo scores a goal that's 5 wins in 24 hours
y’all tuning into the Kevin warsh show in a coupla bongs>>155400785GONEEEMM
on the tiny rebels
>not even halfway to the bumpcric is so dead
LAMPED
GONE GOTTEM
>>155399218He's black so they're contractually obliged to glaze him.
>shit the bed>recover towards parity>shit the bedClassic peewee shitters
>>155399218Yh he’s a meme with his injury blighted career. Even in ODIs he can’t bowl a fully good 10 over spell. Josh Tongue is unironically already better.
Coward fraud engshitter poot bowling Barbados' brave Joffy A into the ground. Bet he calls him Boxer
Not sure why they thought they needed 3 out and out fasts? Dropping Robbo again coming back to bite them.
He wasn't dropped the coward piechucker faked a knee injury soon as he found out the oval pitch wasn't a luckseam greentop shit tip like lords
fucking hell Joff aim at the stumps pls
>joffy bowling 130kph 5 wides down leg in his 18th over of the day>poot still bowling him
imagine getting out to that shite lmao
>top edge a full bunger from a part time sla piechuckerClassic peewee shitter moment
Luckily jam boy has arrived to talk to himself so /cric/ can make it through the night
Kek brainlet cook just threw shade on brainlet poot's captaincy
Mad how a part time bowler has better figures than Archer this innings
Brainlet cook on TMS slagged off chad Swanny again as well for retiring mid-series engshitters truly despise each other
Coward poot was positively beaming at the toss as captain again stabbed his "mate" stokesy in the back classic engshitter behaviour really
oh boy he is SEETHING
>>155406241He's right, retiring mid series is absolutely weak mind behaviour, utterly poothetic that 'greats' of the game Stokes and Williamson get mentally toasted so easily, suffer and play through it, that's part of the game
chutney boi chutney boi watchaaa gonna dooo whatcha gonna do when the chutney squeezes outta ya
>>155408711He was praising Kane for giving ample warning to the dressing room that he was close to calling time - something which he said he didn't get from Swanny. But Swanny is on record as saying he wanted to retire before THAT convictwash series because of his gammy shoulder but cooky begged him to come back. Lots of lingering resentment between engshitters>>155408810GOTTEM KEK
don't get why jamboy is seething about a test match that has nothing to do with the country his parents abandonedbut thanks for keeping this thread alive during the WC
Honestly Englands selection is just bizarre >two keepers >Fisher >three ‘fasts’ >No spinner Reckon they should have picked two of Cook, Robinson and/or Potts. Personally think Baker is a bit too green despite looking decent, another pick of “attributes” over results, similar with Fisher (why him and not Little Chef?). Noteworthy that Fisher the slowest of the 4 pacers had the best economy. Think they could have picked Ahmed or a different batsman over Cox.
>keeping this thread alive during the WCHOWLING at how the chutneyboy eng shitter bnob is this insecure about his precious thread, almost as insecure as he is about his six string shitter boyfriend
prefer six inch boyfriend in my shitter iykwim haha
Taking it we can count on you to go on another one of your schizo rants at 2 in the morning then jam boy?
Obviously returned home from working at the golf course to once again find his mother getting a dose of BWC
>>155412495first ever honest micksperg post
Like how this eng shitter chutneyboy admits he needs a /strongmind/ hindu to keep his thread going and to keep him playing luckswing (the ultimate boring eng shitter sport)
Everyone needs a jam boy to do the jobs normal people don't want to do
kek did noncejeet just admit to being a jam boy
Oi jam boy did you watch India in the world cup today? Or are you a bit too Emilio Gay to be interested in women?
>>155413453Oh is India in the football world cup? I don't follow football but I assume a country of 1.4bn must be able to take part in that x
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r75z0XhdjxE?feature=share
Kane.
don't retire Kane!
England vs Croatia 2027 Series Schedule1st Test: Zadar2nd Test: Split3rd Test: Mostar4th Test: Dubrovnik5th Test: ZagrebICC have confirmed the controversial Mostar test will go ahead, hopefully we get a decent track at Dubrovnik this time without phanton cracks all over the wicket.Two spinners a must in Zadar.
Who's better Kane or Kane?
are croatia dire or something? I thought they were meant to be really goodI don't really follow footy but it looks like we're WAY better at this sport than shitket
>engshitters>good at footyNKEKBU
How good is the country you pretend to be from at football?
you chutneyboys might win something if you had a hindu /strongmind/ or 11 on the team
Ireland's brave Harry O'Kane
morning fellasgot money on a eng v croatia draw, feeling good
The cricket /strongminds/ scoring for the engshitters really gets the noggin' joggin' on a good length
>>155413515kek done him
ah yes Bellingham the famous fast bowler
4 runs
I don't normally watch football but that was pretty good.When do India play?
>>155427749kek.
Kanes retirement completely passed me by tb q hwy
>>155429554me rnalso stokes rn
whos winning
>>155427749LMAO
this is the worst game of the tournament so far
don't give a rats about wogball aka thirdies acting school me prefer pakipaddle and boganegg (afl, will take any better suggestions though), me
thats awesome anon, any other things you dont like?
>>155431564>boganegg (afl, will take any better suggestions though)that made me realise /sp/ didn't invent a meme name for your national sportdivegrass, luckswing, apehoop, damn, even cricket has "pakipaddle" thanks to jamboy.
>>155431818yeah your attitude mate, better fix it before i make you fix it
>too insignificantlol
what would afl's nickname be, boganegg was the only one i could think ofthere's aerial ping-pong but i don't think that works
scramble egg
>>155399682t h i shis
Why do England keep cucking Bashir?
>>155432069firstworldball
>>155435113Kath :(
bros... micks been getting a lot of (you)s on his arrowslophes going to think hes funny again
>>155438775>>155438776
...and there it is
/hoc/ rules, /cr*c/ drools
Darren Lehmann eating messy roast dinners in a tight singlet and getting gravy and mint sauce all over him
>>155396162lgm
Why did they teach jeets how to play this spoort
>>155439305why did you teach pacos how to play baybaw
>>155439330They don't poo outside so it's ok
>>155439260Bowls fast when the shades are on
Bloody poms stifled the growth of cricket in the 19th century. Could've had a strong Denmark, Argie, and Dutch team for starters but no
