>>155399999
>"In Brazil, when you witness a person ASSAULTING someone or doing something wrong and you can step it to stop it but pretend not to there s legal consequences!">Views his loss to ciryl gane in the lens of him being a helpless man in the streets of brazil getting brutally beaten down while hoping a cop shows up to save him
the king is back
It's a joyful day, Ganescholars. Pereddit is crashing out, as did Tomala when he got beaten by us. Our evilchad boy really mindheems his opponents in the aftermath just like prime Jon did.
>Troubled MMA champ Conor McGregor shockingly stood up broadcasting great Stephen A. Smith yesterday morning, Page Six has learned.>The two-time UFC champion — who has been doing the rounds to promote his comeback fight in July after five years outside of the ring — was booked on Smith’s ESPN morning show “First Take,” we’re told.But the Irishman was a no-show at the network’s Hudson Square studios, according to sources familiar with the debacle.https://pagesix.com/2026/06/17/celebrity-news/conor-mcgregor-stands-up-stephen-a-smith-ditches-espn-appearance/
Illy-Illyeh Apturo, TopturoPAPAPAPAPAP
Cyril would DESTROY hap
>>155400190>grabbing him by the scruff of the neck and bapping him actually WAS the method goobGENIUS i apologise. godthje collar tied and uppercutted that midge's orbitals out of his skull and he had no idea how to stop it happening over and over and over again
So which uncs will return next?
Usman only really looked bad in the third Leon fightHe looked against Leon in their second fight, he looked good against Khamzat, and he looked good against BuckleyHe's been really inactive so maybe he went over the hill over night, but it would be shocking for him to just beat Dricus up
25% of Hawaii has been assaulted by BJ Penn
WE are in an open relationship with OUR fat mexican wife
>>155400211Hap is cyril's child
>>155400183Stephen sucked commentating the dap-up tournament and the aura farming tournament.Gooby was in the right.
>>155400181
missed the white house card, but im sure gaethje got fucked up. ilia has way too much heart to quit and dynamite in his hands, oh and his bjj? probably was a fast KO though. gaethje barely beat paddy
*stalks the prey*
*stalks the thread*
>>155400250I'm glad Garth is getting his just desserts.Man is an animal and left everyone in his wake facially maimed and mindbroken, except the Khabussy
BROKEN.
>>155400258>>155400265kek
honestly gaethje was just having a bad night when he lost to hollowayi mean holloway even fluked a broken nose with that lucky kick at the end of the first round. gaethje wasn't able to breathe after that. really changed the fight. and even then he still managed to knock max down for the first time in max's career in the 4th
samasama wake up
>>155400235If Cyril Gane impregnated my wife I’d thank him.
>>155400301
>>155400393We will never see another gooby
Hearing rumors that Gane may be getting cut
Do you think this version of Gaethje beats khabib?
You just created 100 Ilia Topurias. Always test your coke. To Ilia Topuria: rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I will see you in Valhalla. Dave Chappelle (getting serious 50min into his special): Ilia Topuria was my friend and he died. He fucking DIED.I didn’t even know he was sick.
Hearing rumors that Aspinall may be getting cut after the Gane fight
>>155400413
>>155400443This version of Gaethje is worse. Sure he jabbed before round 3 but his durability, reactions, cardio have all declined
>>155400452
>>155400432many are saying this
Justin Gaethje backflipping in front of the white house while Ilia Topuria sits on his stool, bloody, broken, and defeated
Phones hopping, jump in the whip, no roof on the ting you know?
>>155400443in his physical prime he gassed in 1 round, never mind at his unc stage. also he's been practicing blowjob jitsu submission defence since being forced to give khabib the succ, but that wouldn't stop khabib from taking him down and grinding him down with gnp until he gives up a sub from exhaustion like dusbin and goob.
>>155400443If Khabib was Ilia size Justin would have won.
I'm hearing rumous that there might be a superfight in the works between Jake Paul and Justin Gaethje
India losing like that to Justin mustve ruined some relationships that night. Would love to hear about it if it happened to you, call in
>>155400581>beat p4p #2 >retire with belt>sign with mvp >convince khabitch to unretirehigh iq ali already making the moves. WSOMVP
safe to say that AnshBULL Jubli would have been too much for clitia.
clock's tickin' crotchsniffer
Just watched the Gane fight and all I have to say is, how the F*CK did they not end that fight early? He legit almost murdered him with those back of the head shots. Holy fuck, is gane fucking dana's wife or something?
is there a new great indian hope since the downfall of Anshul?
>>155400695realistically, who can even beat slamdaddy? He is too dominant atp.
>>155400712Aside from me?
they really should just delete the pound for pound rankings
>>155400724Unc at number 2
shamelessly stole this from rddit
Slamdaddy is eternal
>>155400744adriano owns you
>>155400724My boy Volkster
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TiVbovI5LOI?feature=sharegooby boys ilia hard
>>155400746I used to think this shitter could go up and beat rico in glory but that would have been a massacre
Little bit meldonium brazza
>>155400724with your life on the line could you defend yourself from any of these fighters? if you answered yes then they are not p4p material. I fear no man
*give up neck for RNC*
>>155400695but Islam already has one loss
>>155400709Yeah, rumor has it he'll be moving over to the UFC later this year
>>155400740God Clitia is so cringe with his le handsome mask rose faggotry roleplay. It's so corny and doesn't work when you are a 5'2 gypsy.Lil' ice cream vendor thinks he's Zorro or some shit.
your whole thread is a bunch of faggots
17-1
>>155400724ian 'the cuck' garry will majority decisionate islam in an all time villainous performance
>>155400709>>155400817Honestly the UFC doesn't have a heavyweight who can move like this
InseminatIan GayRaped preparing xer bacon spread for Slamdaddy’s seed
Calling another man Daddy is very homosexual
>>155400850
>>155400287Even I'm getting annoyed by it. Either give them an ultimatum like, "Herb out and rule changes, or I'm out," or shut the fuck up.It's very likely that Poatan went for the leg expecting the back of the head shots, hoping Dean would stop the fight. That's most likely the reason he's angry.
>>155400287Not while Jonny Bones Jones exists
You now remember Arjan Bhullar
MacedoniaDADDY laying the law down
Hearing word that the verdict will be overturned to NC: Lucky jab
>>155400897
Go on a losing streak, call that a patchy mix
>>155400908early stoppage and cheating herbs failures know no bounds
>>155400908that was a near perfect 4 piece combo. Where exactly does the luck factor in? The fact that Pootana was facing a different direction while totally open?
>>155400897>heemed by your own cowardiceit's rawlf being an indian b
>>155400920spark him in japan, call him patchy bic
the only man on the planet who can be gane is rico
>>155400949legal strikes in both cases. Ive seen the tape line on the head b
What the hell is a 'lucky jab' ?
>>155400949The Bon Gamin Effect
>>155400949cheating fuck deserves an anthony Joshua car crash moment
>>155400181Cringe
>>155400965Eyes closed
Gaethje became possessed by the spirit of Andrew Jackson
>>155400936>>155400949Gane totally mindbroke 2 (Two) of reddit's favourites.How do we stop winning so much, ganescholars?
>>155400949>Might is right.-Ciryl "Bon Gamin" Gane
>>155400987Do you mean Teddy Roosevelt? The president who boxed professional boxers inside the whitehouse?
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>>155400993It's going to be glorious watching Hokit humiliate captain insane-o before he even gets a chance at another rematch
>>155401002teddy was in the rankings when it was easy. jackson was the real heemer
>>155400965a standard jab with a shamrock flair
>>155401002No, he specifically meant the comically racist racemixing slave owner whose sole heir is a nigger.
>>155400993Bro photographed his post lasek photo and then produced hours of members only content making pasta with his dad
how come charles didnt complain about this lucky cross?
>>155401002I said what I said. Gaethje led a trail of tears on that little Indian topiglet
>>155401019Without race mixing we wouldn’t have Gane
The walkout song is a reference to the french island of Guadeloupe where Gane's father came from, it is called "Matété à crabe", which is a dish that the slaves would eat to make them strong facing adversity, it is sung in French Créole which was the language the slaves spoke.
can gart beat armeng?
>>155400965any strike that heems me is a lucky jabany strike that i heem with is the power of my tribal spirits simple as
It was kinda early though
>>155401023peak mixed martial arts content.I honestly doubt tomalola will ever fight again, his eyes are more fucked than he lets on.
>>155401049sounds like monkey beats
*enters thread*I'm the boss.
>>155400226Pantoja and O’Cuckley.
>>155400228Usmeng’s stricking is head and shoulders above DDP’s; pretty sure that he can heem him.
>>155400949The GODne Effect
really enjoying the mma analysts who told everyone Topuria was the best martial artist ever with no weaknesses having to backtrack and say "uhh he just fought stupid that's wju!" and other such copeswhy do they get it wrong so often bros. remember when kattar was the best boxer in the ufc?
How does Khabib keep winning the story years post retirement? It’s not fair
>>155401074Fuck you
hokit will snap toms arm.
Why do people act like Khamzat isnt a wrecking ball?
>>155400877He can't give any ultimatums like that because he can't get out. They own him for like 7 more fights and he probably wants to be released at some point. If he starts acting like he has the power they'll just let him rot and he will never be able to get heemed by jake paul like he wants.
>>155401148Because hes buck broken and got manhandled by a referee
>>155401148because he got rekt by a guy whose fighting technique is spamming square in Tekken
>>155401096they overestimated boxing as a style. justin beat ilia with a lead kick, a jab, and clinchfighting which ilia obviously had no answer to because he trains too clean. essentially, we are probably coming back around to muay thai on the reinvention wheel. the only more humiliating thing he could've had were elbows to cut ilia even worse
>>155401138So who you picked the main eventen Steven
Truth nuke: Pereira was thrown off by the stage. He has never experienced anything like being in the white house in the country that completely shook the entire hemisphere his people called home. The lights were too bright, the moment was too big and he was fighting a cheater who got lucky. Those are the facts. Simple as.
Pereira also thought it'd be easy the way Ilia did, which is why he came in fat.
>>155400908Alex had Gane right where he wanted him.
>>155401178I don't know
>>155401189He main evented ufc 300
>>155401164He didnt get rekt and that same guy 50-45d the modern day Anderson Silva.
>>155401223That was rinky dink shit
kid was never ready for the big stage. simple as.
>>155401223A stadium is nothing compared to the house of the most powerful man (and all of the most powerful men for the last 100 years) have lived. He was surrounded by real warriors on his walk, you could see it put him off guard as his instincts were telling him to show respect to them because he is by nature an honorable man, unlike gane (cheater)
Anderson Silva slander will not go unnoticed. Your day of judgement will come
>>155400820Spaniard media is slowly unclaiming him.They were eating up the act before but last couple I've seen articles that introduce him like>the hispanic fighter of georgian origin
>>155401138Stayvun why'd you pick Ilia?
>>155401299Chael Sonnen knocked your boy down. Let that sink in.
>t-the Incredible Hok says that Michael Chandler adopts nigger babies because his dirty whore wife is a coal burner>I-I'm sorry
what's the deal with mcgregor? is he actually back in the game for the thrill of the heem? or is he just fulfilling obligations of his UFC contract? keeps talking about having "2 more fights" in these interviewsalso he's acting like a caricature
Gabledaddy gonna leave Bon Gapin stretched, starched, and 'seminated by end of of next year
How can a man be so magnetic. Everytime he opens his mouth its like poetry comes out. Theres like maybe 5 people on earth with this kind of charisma.
>>155401319former resident of spain, former champion and current divorced man. All the smug fuck had to do was be respectful
Getting split decisioned by a guy who roasted Izzy 50-45 isn’t that bad of a look in hindsight. KWABOTY has to be pereira with his insane copes
We can finally admit that DDP would smoke Pereira
>>155401340he's probably on opioids rn. You can't exactly be a cokehead alcoholic sex addict and just stop.
>>155401138We know you put plaster in Gaethje's gloves, Stayvun
>>155401372>You can't exactly be a cokehead alcoholic sex addict and just stop.Are you the devil?
ILLY APTURO TOPTURO BRAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA
>>155401372Stopping stimulants isn’t that hard, the wds are mental. As for alcohol it depends if he was drinking daily or just going on benders
dricus vs gane
>>155401371Not before getting slumped by Bo Nickal mind you.
>>155401332Chael has lethal hands, doesnt shock me.
>>155401138Strayvun, what website did you use to stream Freedom 250?
>>155401405bro assaulted an elderly person for refusing to drink his shitskey slop, and was basically sniffing the Guiness and watching it like a carrot on a stick when he was supposed to clean up for Chandler or whatever.Gooby is a bina-fide alkie.t.alkie
>>155401175dont forget the eye scraping uppercut durig the tie chokes
seems to be a lot of guys in here posting about Gane and Clitia all day every day , doesnt seem like you guys have jobs?
>>155401353Ilia’s story loss is worse. He celebrated his win a day before the fight. He unironically and unequivocally said “No más” to his brother at the end of the 4th, which is why they waved it off.
>doesnt seem like you guys have jobs?
>>155401500He didnt say anything.
>>155401489i'm literally gane's manager
>>155401500*sets rose next to picture*
>>155401500is this the worst beatdown in MMA history?I don't think I've ever seen a face that broken except those two dudes who punched each other's noses in
>>155401500He was half dead. Ilia has at least taken the loss like a man. Pereira’s post fight coping is even turning cazzies against him
>>155401489i'm an analyst at the Gane Institute. i run calculations every day to prepare Ciryl for his next bout
>>155401530https://x.com/kakarot_ufc/status/2066431407224963478?s=20Clear as day, b.
>>155401096They're just W whores, they ignore weaknesses as long as a fighter wins>JDM gets dominated by THE gilbert burns on the groundDoesn't matter he won! He'll do the same to islam ez pz, the ultimate anti dagestani!>Ilia eats a hundred jabs against Volk and MaxNo problem, he heemed! Godlike boxing!>Ilia gets taken down by bryce mitchell and stays there for 3 minutes until the round endsI'm sorry but didn't he heem? He will catch Islam at welterweight and do the same for sure>DDP never shows any signs of being a trained professional fighterHe will beat everyone, all the previous champs were part of the weak era of middleweight, this is a new improved era (I don't remember if it was fat guru or lucas glazy with this one, could have been either)
Can anybody post that collage of Justin Gaethje's opponents having messed up faces?
>>155401582H-He said uno mãs...
>>155401340He got rich when some VC/PE/whatever bought his shit whiskey brand for millions. That's why he's been skipping fights, no motivation really.As for why he's (seemingly) fighting now, probably a combination of boredom and running out of money.
>>155401582Damn. Thanks for the clip brah.
Herb Dean is the ref they use when they want to rig the match
>>155401582he said "no mass", because he had already held justin's funeral the day before and was about to heem him in the 5th b
Hokit Technical Community College grad how about you?
>>155401623You jest but I think that Ilia could’ve won because Garth was at the brink of exhaustion.
Yeah I have nothing to say about Ilia and Pereira I think enough has been said. But let's talk about Suga Sean O'Malley, how good of a performance was that? Finally back in KO fashion. Petr Yan rematch maybe?
>>155401159Didn't he make a bunch of money from his last fight? If his dream really was just to make sure his family never had to struggle again, then he should put his money where his mouth is. Break the contract if he has to.He'd either protect himself from these bullshit rules and further damage, or protect future fighters and leave a huge legacy as the guy who changed the sport for the better.
>>155401666>that flag>that postgaethje was gassedtopuria was walking hamburger meattopuria would have actually died in a 5th round
MVP MMA when
Sean Strickland being escorted away from the White House changed UFC history forever.
>>155401619
Why wouldn't Gane give Pereira a rematch? It was piss easy to beat him... idk why people even talk about him.It's over.
i deserve sex from stamp fairtex
>>155401666He could have won if he went for hammerfist gnp after the livershot.But the gypsy retard went for some crotchsniffing triangle instead.I'm beyond happy the little uppity gnat got stomped. Hate hearing his feminine shrill, scared little voice trying to be hard during pressers.Like faggot, Hokit could eat you for dinner, shit you out, and fuck your stripper ex wife as you watch>shaddap shaddap>sumwan turn hees mike off plz
>>155401696>2nd time in the 4th round bitched out instead of getting put out.
I'm starting to think BSD would beat Ilia
>>155401725Kate Upton-Fairtex Gracie Silva
>>155401673Rematch next year… probably…….
>>155401746no need to think, he will.
>>155401746BSD would get heemed stiff as soon as he started one of his retarded .75x speed striking exchangesone variety of brick shithouse tard does not equal another, gaethje is actually a good striker beneath it all
Imagine what Paddy would have done to Ilia.
>>155401768Sean lets other men fuck his fat Mexican wife. I could never respect a 'man' like that, even if he heemed Ngannou
The BMF belt should be fought in a smaller cage. The cage should be the size of the black Octagon. A gimmick cage for a gimmick belt.
I’m starting to think jim miller beats ilia…
>>155401785would have dropped a baddy right on that little georgian freaks head
>>155401746his rear kick in southpaw will be a bitch to deal with fer ser and it's not like he's afraid to go to the ground if it gets caught
>>155401730I like Ilia because someone always ends up brutalized in his fights, I don’t really care about his antics. To each his own, b.
>>155401805Islam said it best.BMF is a belt for bums
>>155401787Tru. But who else is there to fight Yan? Merab again? Don’t nobody wanna see that.
Ilia washed before 30 feels good. Dont associate with whores and be humble or this happens.
>>155401810I can still hear his orbital crack. Imagine how loud that was in his 70IQ brown gypsy head.
>>155401805bmf belt should be fought for in a taped off parking garage with 5 minutes prep time to wrap hands and put cups ona la the wwe 24/7 belt, which its worth about as much as
im starting to think frankie beats ilia
>>155401730it's alot easier to submit justin gaethje than to control him and land significant gnp...two have done the former, no one has ever done the latter.
>>155400243what a zesty potatista
Luke Thomas planned the attack that "Spider" Kash Patel thwarted. Many were arrested, and now many are on the run.
Ilia just needs to go back to FW and pretend this shit never happened, same with Poatan back to LHW
>>155401864I mean sure, but Clitia literally had him laying on the ground looking at God and instead of just clobbering his face, he jumped across him and grabbed his arm.Like what?
>>155401873lol they just had to throw that bullshit terror story in there, knowing mugshot is jd vance in groucho marx glasses
Just watched the gane fightthose 15 back of the head elbows very likely is what ended that fight
>>155401889He’s retiring before going back down
So yeah about that Kape vs Horiguchi
>>155401902he thought he was infallible or some shit, believed his own crap. he was even discussing on rogan how he believed gaethje had zero ground anything. It wasn't until he realized those jabs he was eating to try and score a dazzling KO were breaking his fucking face that reality set in lol
>>155401677I think the UFC has to agree to let him go. Usually it goes like that at least (idk the particulars of his contract). You know how sometimes you see fighters getting heemed over and over near the end of their career, while the fans tell them to stop taking fights? Usually those fighters are fighting out their contract. They want to go into influencer boxing or bare knuckle, but they can't do it without fulfilling the fights in their UFC contract first.The UFC has released a few fighters amicably, but that's rare and they have to either really like the fighter (which is why poatan can't antagonize them too much) or really really dislike him (we're talking fighters that are actively bad for business like mokaev).
SEND TOPURIA BACK TO THE MIDGE CONTAINMENT ZONE POSTHASTE
Gaethje won and didnt have to cheat like Gane did
>>155401912I think so too. No fighter has ever succesfully surmounted such a beating.Not El Cucky, not Goober, nobody.Best case scenario he has CTE galore and will spittle while talking in broken English.
BMF belt should be be a levitation battle above the Luxor
I was boxing the bleedin' head off him and kicking the bleedin' leg off him. Usual shite, dived to close the distance. THIS IS NOT OVER! If I have to take this outside with him, it's on outside. I don't give a bollocks.
Gaethje vs Arman should be next, and I see Arman winning that one with ease
>>155402012Arman would be the rightful favorite but he dd struggle against Oliveira....
>>155401969Kos seems healthy. Matt Hughes lost a TKO to train. Gary Goodridge is healing his brain. Miletich is sharp as ever.
Arman is such a nightmare champ
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
People here don't know, but when you get a beatdown the likes that Ilia got, it changes you as a man. It's different than when you get KO'd by a lucky shot or submitted, that feeling of hopelessness when a man is coming towards you and slowly beating you to death while you are powerless to stop it, it's going to rewire your psychology. Ilia will become skittish, gun shy, when he next steps into the cage his mind will only want for it to be over as quickly as possible because all it will be screaming is danger. We just witnessed the end of his mma career, you ain't ready for how bad he will look in his next fight
>>155402012he is 100% repeating khamzat's performance against ddp.
>>155402012Gaethje’s undefeated vs midgets
I got my ass kikced super bad by an mailman an few years ago and it took an while fro me to recover mentaly so I get how Ilia feels
I thought topuria was italianthe victory is MUCH sweeter knowing he identified as a fucking muslim fuck
>>155402051I agree that Gaethje gave Ilia PTSD
>>155402032well yeah, none of the aforementioned got KO'd, they just ate the shots until their face looked like mince
>>155402074
>>155402076He literally has a cross tattooed on his chest.But yeah he's a durka adjacent gypsy.
>>155402012>with easewhy? it took khabib some time to get gaethje down. arman's takedowns aren't nearly as good.
>>155401989Saying all this while lying down on the mat with his leg split in half was absolute cinema.
>>155402051it wasnt a one sided beat down though so I think he could be fine. he showed heart
>>155402054Arman’s actually throws damaging gnp
gaethje gave me the pride to swang and bang with the manlet at my gym that spams blitzes on me whenever we sparfucking conked the gimp a few times even though he still got me
lol koscheck, dude never learned anything other than power double and big overhand right and had his eye forever wonked by a greasy quebecois
>>155402123He was fighting for his life, literally, it's called the fight or flight response, he tried to flee (quit) but they let it continue for an extra round. Once the fight was over he was left with permanent mental trauma
>>155402051Garth does that to niggas. They all go on losing streaks after he’s done with them.
>>155402120where does Gooby buy his shirts? They're very kino
>>155402120Being able to cut one of the most vicious and nasty promos of all time with your leg wonked the fuck out is goat movements. Aspinall would've probably sharted and subsequently wheeled out on the cuck trolley if it happened to him
He’ll 100% play it safe for a title fight considering if he loses he’s never getting one again
>>155402145Lol!
You are a sports psychologist who sees some of the top athletes in the world. One day, a short, muscley man with a face healing from cuts and bruises steps in with his brother, who leaves with a curt nod. It's Ilia Topturo. He doesn't say much, just steps quietly over to the chaise and sits there.What advice do you give him?
>>155402238just bleed
>>155402238Head movement
>>155402218aight nigga if you don't train shut your mouth before i heem it for you
>>155400287This is the same faggot who was doing the same strikes to Ankalaev last fight, no one cared because everyone fucking hated him. If you don't wanna get hit in the back of the head, don't reveal your head when a guy is raining shots on you
>>155402238Remember who you are
>>155402281
>>155402185
>>155402287Proof?
>>155402238Face the Pain
Gane broke pereddit more than gaethje broke topturo
>>155402321peak summercore. My dad used to dress in chintzy expensive Italian clothes when we had money in the 90's.Always fucking ropes and anchors amd conches and flowers.Yes I'm a balkan immigrant.
Justin Gaet Pierre
>>155401590Gilbert Burns would smoke Pisslam though
HEAD MOOMENT HEAD MOOMENT
Kevin Nash / Ilia Topuria
now that the dust has settled it is safe to say WSOF beat Bellator
>>155402281Fuck you man I was being genuine.
>>155402322Rewatch the fight. All his elbows were illegal because ank shelled up and turned around. No one bitched because Ank put himself in the situation just like Pereira did. Pereddit is the most obnoxious sore loser ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34KiUn8cRG8
>>155402422KWAB
nick newell wouldve pieced ilia up
>>155402448
Pereira's still based. Losing doesn't change that. Spamming that he's reddit won't change that he violated your African twink boyfriend or that he embarrassed the goatfucker. Go cry somewhere else we still love Poatan here.
Peach of a Beast
>>155402422La leyenda el violado desafortunadamente
Im starting to think Michael Chandler beats Ilia
Aspinall can't run forever. He's gonna have to fight Gane soon enough. The thing is, will he be more prepared this time? I could be but it's too early to tell
>publically cucked by stripper wife>act like a holier than thou egotistical cornball>is 5'2>is the main card of the biggest event of the sport's history>lose the biggest fight of your life in front of billions>beaten to unrecognizability>quits like a bitchI got cucked by my ex wife too so I understand, but clitia reinvented humiliation rituals. If that were me I'd literally kill myself.
>>155402317Who is this fruit basket? Where did he come from?
>>155402450Every single one of those shots hit his ear you casual
>>155402515>"he assaulted me! Herb just let it happen! should be punished! He's not a man! Also jon jones is so mean to me! How can he react like that when all I am is nice to him! Gane is just a dirty cheater! He got lucky!idk anon sounds like a bitch to me.
>>155402558>I got cucked by my ex wife toowhat did she do b?
is finland here?
>Pereira's still based. Losing doesn't change that. Spamming that he's reddit won't change that he violated your African twink boyfriend or that he embarrassed the goatfucker. Go cry somewhere else we still love Poatan here.
If Gaethje does that to Topuria imagine what he would do to Islam. That version of Gaethje? Unbeatable
>>155402559He dined at Tito's Cantina and lost his shit over a cocktail
>>155402461Imagine being Dana’s personal chef and using cyanide to season his meals.
>>155402586does anyone actually like pereira in this thread
>>155402599>make cape great againwhat?
>Pereira's still based. Losing doesn't change that. Spamming that he's reddit won't change that he violated your African twink boyfriend or that he embarrassed the goat fucker. Go cry somewhere else we still love Poatan here.
>>155402578She had sex with a black man (Gane)
>>155402599this guy is gay right?
>>155402578she had another meng inside her while I was at work b.The hurtful part was that I knew while preparing the divorce proceedings, and she was still lying through her teeth and gaslighting me into thinking I'm crazy for suspecting a whore.She's lucky I didn't heem her b. Should have picked better.
>>155402574Yeah. How dare he expect a referee to enforce the rules. I guess now Herb Dean is a good ref because you don't like Pereira?
>>155402599Don't think Tito should allow this kind of behaviour in his family restaurant
>>155402615I do, but I knew from the beginning that Gane would obliterate him.
>>155402645He is a conservative social media star (unironically)
paddy will find the LW crown in the gutter and pick it up with a swordtruss
>>155402656well good for you not taking the bait and heeming her. I hope your life is more peaceful now
Ugly ugly UGLY DEFORMED BROWN FAGGOT FREAK!!!!YOU GOT RAPED!!!RAPED!!!YOU WERE RAPED!!!!!!YOU BROWN RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!OINK FOR MERCY BROWN PIGLET SLUT!!!!!UGLY RAPED BROWN FAGGOT!!!OINK OINK OINK!!!!RAPED BITCH!!!!!RAPED BITCH!!!!!LOOK AT THE CRYIN' LIL' RAPED UGLY BROWN PIGGY!!!!RAPED BITCH!!!
>>155402672Pooriro is lucky Yamasaki isn't the tef anymore.
>>155402697fluke btw
Tito beats Alex currently I'm horrified to hear
>>155402656Fuck her man, she’ll get hers eventually.
>>155402744nah b, I won't fuck her.everyone else did.
We win the trilogy. That’s why poaturd ducked it to chase his third BBC daddy chastity belt. >>155402723Fact.
>>155402614I hope Dana got her to bounce on it crazy style.
>>155402723Nah, Haramkalaev is just bad. We can’t all be Gane, b.
>>155402672There were only two illegal shots that came as incidental due to alex scrambling, more over the lumps on his head aren't even in the illegal zone. The ONE at the center of his head is actually JUST the external occipital protuberance and EVERYONE has that shit, just look up the backs of bald mens heads bro
>>155402771Big Sexy Ankdaddy.
>>155402740Tito slices him up
>>155402178Big G puts people on #WonkWatch
>>155402744sounds like she already got hers if you catch my drift b
>>155402787erm akshually, only people with high neanderthal admixture have occipital buns. Note how daggies have flat fetal alcohol syndrome heads
its a blessing that the french bull heems alex but the mountainous foot sniffer is scrambling for a win over the Blvck Bvll
>>155402823ay fuck you meng :(
has Gaethje ever said the N-word?
>>155402988Gaethje is best friends with Usman he would never say that
>>155402988Everyone has fucking said it
on topic though, I'm Norwood 3 rn and I would never ever get a transplant.Shit looks so goofy and ridiculous. Like someone stapled ants to your forehead.
>>155402837...So alex?
>>155403104you said EVERYONE had it.
>>155403038transplants are an IQ test, you have to choose a clinic carefully
>>155403034based sweden screaming the n-word while eating his köttbullar
>>155402787>>155402837BODIED that freak
if he fights like that against ilia hes going to sleep-the dumbest mother fuckers around for 6 months straight
>>155403143my point is alex is trying to be a disingenuous little faggot. But the sizes and shapes do vary among people. some are less prominent
>>155402787It doesn't matter if it's accidental you stupid fuck. People have been paralyzed and killed from this shit. You don't get to elbow someone's brain stem and then keep fighting like nothing happened. There wasn't even a warning. Gane dealt illegal blows. Intent is irrelevant. But even if intent did factor in, he chose to throw strikes that had a risk of landing on his opponent's spinal cord. He had full access to the side of Pereira's head but he willingly aimed at the back instead. That's dirty shit. And then he puts up this fake nice guy persona and pretends that he respects his opponents. Scum.
>>155403038Du bist norwooded digga? Es ist vorbei
>>155403179or just not be a faggot and shave>but muh mogging>muh sexual market valueliterally nothing matters except for face and height.
>>155402583No
The second toporia got cut in the first round he kept touching it like its the first time he ever saw his own blood in his life lol
>don’t rape me or I’ll heckin sue you!!! RAPED BROWN FAGGOT ALERT RAPED BROWN FAGGOT ALERT YOU GOT GANED AND GAPED!!! YOU GOT FUCKING RAPED!!!!
>>155403293just shave it bro is the ultimate cope
>>155403204Personally I would never say it while eating
>>155403312you the guy that was talmbout the archives earlier? I have some insider info if you're interested
>You don't get to elbow someone's brain stem and then keep fighting like nothing happenedFACT CHECK: False!
>>155403343yeah, it's better to install ass hairs on your receding temples and smear/inject estrogen on a daily basis to keep it from falling offMogpilled and chadmaxxed my bro, on god fr no cap
>>155403330Spammy are you doing alright you have been at this for days now
Just two dawgs that did what they were told and got fucked by the world raw. Respect.
>>155403280Shut the fuck up you performative little bitch. You faggots are all fake. When it happens to others, or when tom cries about the eye poke, everyone called him a bitch, a quitter, everyone let gane have a pass, when justin pokes paddy in the eye everyone goes "lel just part of the game" but then all of a SUDDEN it's their favorite fighter.NOW they give a fuck about the rules.NOW THEY CARE about fighter safety! I know you faggots don't actually give a shit. You're just seething your little reddit hype got gaped and raped
>>155403237He did not in fact fight like that against Ilia
>>155403373I'm interested
>We’re gonna pursue this legally, we’re gonna talk to our lawyers. The bill is gonna come for some people.
>>155403330When he losses the legal battle as well, then what?
>>155403436umm you guys were supposed to win haha
Honestly let's be real, if Gane were White nobody would care about his fouls
>>155403330Gane could've shot Pereira and he still wouldn't be able to overturn it desu. This appeal shit never works.
>>155403647Gane is whiter than half this board
>>155403647Gane is white
>>155403330Never seen a fighter this mentally raped after a loss
>>155403465Kek that hook went straight to the brainstem.But for real, Alex did the same to Jiri that he’s accusing Gane of doing: legal blows to the back of the head. Nobody gave a shit then.
>>155403465People shit over Michael Chanlder for fouling in every fight
>>155403854I mostly shit on Michael Chandler for adopting Criminal-Americans
>>155403465Nope, plenty of people called him a dirty little cheat when he poked Tom. People have been calling him a dirty fighter since JDS. Because he is a serial cheater. It is not incidental. YOU only care to defend him now because you don't like Pereira for raping one of your mancrushes.
>>155403929says the guy whose mancrush got raped
>>155403854Chandler gave up his White card when he adopted 2 Ngannous
>>155403929Factual post.
if the appeal doesn't work what will chama do? he can't beat him up
>>155404263spic gypsy can no longer weight/height bully. I'm so glad poatroon got Gane'd.
>>155404263Usually you get an immediate rematch if you fight a razor thin decision or go to a back and forth war. But alex got raped, gaped, and molested so...
>>155404263Probably go back to drugs and alcohol
>suckle that shit pigga >now who’s a good lil BBL bussyman?? >>I am monsieur Ganedaddy!! I am! >now buck that BBL baconator bussy and brain stem so I can buss that shit again!! >>YES GANEDADDY OH GOD YES!!
>>155404263Hunts down the cowardly cheater and cannibalizes him. Law of the jungle.
>155404413
>>155402051I don't know cause I've never been beat down like that. Me and Ilia aren't cut from the same cloth.
>>155404468just goes to show that euroCHAD mischlings are better than your SpicJEET ones
>>155404466How is this not the biggest LARP? Could some American dress up as a cowboy or 16th century explorer and claim muh culturez?
>>155404547
What if pereira won dough?
>>155403330oh he's leaking
Never seen a fighter get more humanized than Ilia after last weekend. No cap a prime eddie alvarez would do bad things to Ilia on the back foot
ong ben askGOD would piece up toPIGia on the feet no cap
>>155404821Not possible, sorr to say
>>155403465Holloway cheated vs gaethje
I'd piece both them goofy ahh boys up
>>155405103It's literally every fight lmao
>>155402794that's fuckin disgusting spammy don't talk about peoples kids you pedofreak
>>155405148Yeah but what if?
>>155403330Lmao Gane really broke him and Aspinall
Jeezus fuckin Christ dude, the aura loss has reached like negative infinity with Alex Pereira, the way he is still coping on insta right now this very minute. Reposting post after post that fits his narrative. I watched a frame by frame breakdown and it was 2 illegal shots to the back of the head max. Very accidental, and overall irrelevant to the outcome. Alex got beat down, and probably would be by most true and proper heavyweights. Will be destroyed by gane again if there was a rematch. This is all really embarrassing to see. He wanted all the clout when he got fouled and KOd Jamal hill right after, but can’t be gracious now that he accidentally ate 2 illegal elbows after his ass was already thoroughly kicked
Alex Pereira is 2-2 against kickboxers and arguably lost to Jan which would make him 1-3.
post /heem/core albums
>>155403330POOCAN IS ANGRY GRRRRR
>>155405576Good taste
>>155405576I hate music
they lured him into signing a 8 fight deal with a $10m purse. the realization never sets in until after the fight. he is only distracting himself by focusing on the gane loss
>>155405504I thought it was illegal as soon as I saw it happen.
Ohhhh he's coping ohhhh he's making excuses bahaha what a little bitch lmao
>>155405677He should just fight cans. Pad his record. He barely has any fights.
Poatan has reportedly flown to Bulgaria to hunt down Herb and Ellie Bisping
>>155405576
oh shit Alex is gonna be on jewani, crashout incoming
Islam is the biggest winner from Last Sunday. No one can dispute his GOAT Status now.
What would you do if crime was legal for a day?
>>155405323Fraid not possible sir
>>155405821Khabib.
>>155405821His goat's status? Raped
Deep inside the garden of EdenStanding there with my hard on bleedin'There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semenGood God no that would be treason
>>155405848Yeah but what if doe?
>>155405906>Implying goats aren't willing for Slamdaddy
>>155405821Garry finna kill that bum no cap
It's time for pereira to ditch chama. He needs to find a new catchphrase.How about Bunda?
All the GOATS are circumcised: Slamdaddy, Kingbib, BonesyGOAT, Strickchamp, Chadthje.
>>155405835
>>155406098I'm glad we got you here thinking about fighters dicks, otherwise how else would we notice such patterns
>"Pereira, what are you planing for this saturday. A new opponent, a new opportunity to bounce back from your recent loss">"*incoherent portuguese* Bunda!">"Thank you sir, good luck"
>>155405835I would listen because no one else did
Pereira lost all aura.
>>155405835Get a BBL
>>>155406499
>>155406407>French>HomophobeStop the self hate.
>>155406662bump limit is 500 you goof
>>155406662>100 posts early
If ya'll mess with me, ya'll finna get zeemed.
>>155405835elevate queer and POC voices
>>155405821Truth nuke
>>155406662Du bist ein Dummkopf
>>155406890I said if crime was legal for the day not if you could be gay
It would honestly be so hilarious if Gane goes on to destroy Aspinall next. Because if he wins that rematch, that basically solidifies Jon Jones’ status as the goat. Aspinall will be irrelevant and the whole duck thing will have been a cringe and corny joke as it always was.
>>155407196Jones ducked whether he would have won or not.
Daniel "D "double champ" C" Cormier
Posting my WMMAfu
>>155407319Garth would beat the shit out of them.
Double Cream
I wanna see MMA Joey's fat hairy ass fucked by the biggest BBC.
>>155407376You're probably right about that
>>155407067I'd be doing it regardless I'm just that kind of hero
>>155407319What's up miss k1?
Ilia "The Quitter" Apturo Topturo
Yeah so there are like 6 illegal strikes that Gane didhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc8878HlUmo
>>155408061Doctor stoppage.
>>155408061SNATCH DA LIL ORBITS OFF DA TING YEA
Will we get a Spotify Playlist of the band?
Is Justin Gaethje an incel?
How could Sean accuse Justin of not being an incel when Sean has a girlfriend and Garth wants kids but has no gf.
>>155408390Yes. The strongest incel in the world.
>>155400156Fuck DanaFuck Conor
>>155408390You kidding? The kid's fuckin incelus maximus
its on
>>155408208>uses blurry angles>does even try to draw the head, or at least circle it and try to work out alex's field of vision>because it's blurry he relies on just saying 'well I think this is illegal'if you paint over the head shape and see the angle you can see that only 2 or 3 are actually there, the rest are just disingenuous
>>155408390Nope his situation is voluntary
>>155408603I've got Ian by ko/tko after putting hands on Pisslam for the first 4 rounds
>>155408650>only 2 or 3 areSo there are illegal strikes then
>>155408603Hell yeah motherfucker lesgoooooMakhachev vs Machado
Machado might shock the world
https://youtu.be/il7m8ix4mjI?is=TinznHujRBjBBc9sKwaboty
>>155408713The argument is that people are saying there were 10 to 15, a dozen, and now it's down to 2 or 3. The fact of the matter is under the unified rules, fighters can fall under the 'moving target' incidental rule, where a fighter cannot simply place themselves in a position where their head is limited to avoid strikes. A commission will simply see alex burying his face in gane's crotch presenting a very limited target. the strikes were 'incidental'
UFC Freedom 250: THE MUSICAL! (Ilian Topuria is safely out of the hospital and ready for satire.)https://youtu.be/kj6MxjuZO5g
Gane's illegal strikes were all either accidents or your fault for letting him do it
Kek
>>155408603
Shavkat Rakhmanov, whatever happened there?
>>155409036The summer is eternal
>>155409165Machado'd
>Ze back of ze head strikes, zey were all his fault..you see?
>>155408603Why?
>>155409012he thinks he has any power
>>155409165
>>155409165Ian Garry ended his career.
>>155408852>now it's down to 2 or 3No that is your copeIts clearly 6 illegal strikes
>>155409344Nope, those were all partially to the side of the head
>>155409344>it's clearly 6 from this blurry video of still shots where the point of impact can be manipulatedGet an actual slow mo and not some faggots slide show, any punch can look anyway if I freeze frame it on the right spot.
I dont care if it was legal or not. But Pereira lost pretty badly and this whole thing aboit crying illegal strikes comes off just as bad as Aspinall crying eyepokes.
Garrycels islam wins
>>155409507>>155409511Gane-gooners i literally saw it with my own eyesYou are never gonna convince me that they were not illegal
>>155409576You are a little late mate
>>155409259Some Ooga booga francophoneEye poker lying prone Monkey from the eastSays, Josh Hokit truly spoke itMichelle’s got an eight inch boneHer dong is a proper beastAnd the Epstein chaperoneWas standing in the cornerWatching the young girls danceShawn Strickland in his speedosTried to cleanse the pedosBut Trump told him to leaveTopuria crashed to the groundTopuria crashed to the groundHe was blinded by a whiteQuit on his stool in the middle of the fight
>>155409590Gane induced melties will become common from here on out
>>155409590Yeah I'm tired of everybody who fights Gane complaining about him cheating.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OVERTURN MY LOSS NOW NOW NOW NOW
Gane has fought 109 fights and been accused of cheating in all 109 of them, yet it is somehow not his fault and you are just being anti-gane?
>>155409927Mannen lägg dig ner
>>155409964Ja ja jag ser dig
good evening fellow ganescholars. finally back home. how are we all doing this fine day
Luke Thomas weighs in on Alex Pereira's wish to appeal the fight.
>>155409964>>155410034Ja ja jag smorgen boarden nig ger
>>155410129Luke Thomas is fucking retarded it was officially sanctioned
>>155401175Yeah I think you're right but it's just strange considering they've followed the sport so long yet just get completely carried away>>155401590I just wonder how it's something they get so wrong though. I'm not an analyst but even I'm like calm your tits matchups are different. How do I get it while these guys make out like every next guy is the best ever fighter we've seen and has literally no challengers when he's sitting with 0 defences
>it would be funny if (exact thing i want to happen) happenedyeah that would be hilarious meng
>jamahawl wants to go HW after 3 back to back Ls in LHWcan he do it? dude's gonna get merked, if jireddit can knock his ass out
>>155410396who are you to stop a man from ctemaxxing?
>>155408603jdm is a total bum, islam deserves props if he wins this
>>155410396He will be fed to hokit and retired like the rest l. I love hokit woodchipping these uncs out of the ufc lol
>>155410228They largely get an audience by just posting a lot of videos and being soft chuds (as opposed to hardline chuds)They largely don't know what they're talking about. Every time Guru says "north south position" and he's actually just referring to a myriad of basic head control positions, it makes me wonder how many people in his audience are actually listening to what he's talking about or are just using him as a friend simulator
You're gonna carry that weight.
I bought this poster on Sunday before the fights. Is it my fault he got destroyed?
>>155410832Is that a ChatGPT summary of Topuria's fighting style
in a show of love and respect Tom Aspinall has been bedside with Ilia since his orb incident
>>155410615desu i've never listened to guru and don't consider him a serious analyst lolbut people were so high on Ilia's nuts genuinely acting like he was this mythical unbeatable fighter and I just found it wild given what we've seenit's annoying cause sometimes it makes me want to see the fighter lose just so they learn to stop spouting utter bollocks but it's hardly the fighters fault
gane derangement is going to kill the ufc. first it was tom openly crying to get sympathy and now pereira is taking it to the next level. the bar will be lowered to the point where the cope battle for public support is the real fight.
>>155410680>>155408910Sure is boomer karaoke night in here
>>155410977No it was Laura Sanko saying all of that in one breath
>>155410198Many heemers are saying this
gane fans are too high iq for the ufc
>>155409576Point fight fest?
>>155411070Its perfect for the ufc now retards will keep hate watching and hate betting against gane while the ganelightened win bigly
du bist gut guneg
Gane only lost to Nickals.
>Raped brown faggot alert!!What does this mean?
>>155411943>>155411943>>155411943
