Thanks doc
>>155402332Anime
The doctor will administrate his medicine today.
There's already a thread>>155401831
My urologist is a woman
>>155402359This one is official THOUGH
my prostateologist is a tranny
First for TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Can't you faggots make one thread and stick with it?
0 : 0
figure it out
>>155402090>>155402090>>155402090COMFY COMFY COMFY COMFY
>not on tvthat's it, I'm hiring my first streaming service, the jews won
DR CONGOIM CIA
Every time I temporarily visit this board for some event I am reminded why I never come here more with how garbage the mods are like the worst I have seen on any board
It's getting hot out here
>floptugal
>>155404123it's another scorcherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk
post yfw this match so far
Do you guys think Ronaldo has ever had sex with a tranny?
UwU
>>155408561zZzzzZZZzZZZzz
>>155408561
this defense is crazy
Not trying to defend Tsuuuu, but holy shit his teammates are awful too.
Chimpout
It's too heated and they need to drink more
>>155408561I'm not even watching, just following the threads and guessing what's happening from the posts being made
RONALDO\0/
does portugal have a lukaku equivalent on the bench?
Penaldo touched the ball!
A G U I N H AGUI NHA
Should I be watching the ball the whole time or something else?
>>155408897They have a Lukaku equivalent already on the pitch.
Previous>>155402090
I was told this team would win it all
Got super unlucky with the timing.If that happened after he'd had a hydration refill he would've smashed it into the back of the net. Instead he was running on dry and just slightly missed.
Ronaldo at the last moment of this match
>>155409189>>155409239
>>155409315bots
so it happened again
Hm Portugal not looking very Portuguese
>>155409363And again again
why tf isn't leao a starter?watch muh boi fix this
>>155409363*toilet flushing noise*
Got super unlucky with the timing.If that happened before he'd been bogged down with water he would've smashed it into the back of the net. Instead he was bloated due to the forced hydration break and only just slightly missed.
Bower nearly cumming when thought Ronny was going to score.
>>155402332>Portugal has the super-bestest highest-paid player of all time >Score: 1 - 1The fucking Krauts are just happy being able to make their Volkswagen payments, and average higher scores than this.
>>155409528kek
>He's doing fake, performative gestures for the cameras nowhahahaha hahahaha!!
>>155409179>>155409528TRUE
>>155409701The jews did it.gif
>>155409594I'm sorry, but did Portugal already lose? Oh, that's right. The match isn't even over yet.In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss?Is that what you're saying?Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this retarded comment when the game is still going?Portugal is still playing right now and they have been one of the best teams in the world for how many years now? They're playing against Congo, one of the weakest teams in Africa who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of the moment. The thing is, people like you love to overreact and act like the sky is falling when in reality it's just one game.Portugal has Ronaldo, they have quality all over the pitch and they always find a way to turn it around. Just wait until the second half when they start pressing and the attack wakes up.This match is far from over and by the end of it Portugal will have won and you'll be the one looking stupid for making this reply.So just sit back, relax, and enjoy the rest of the game.Portugal got this.
>penaldo and pissi cuckitini Has anyone ever told you guys that you are deranged
>>155409257is he crying at how shit his idol has become?
Watching the BBC stream is nauseating because the commentators won't shut the fuck about about England - Croatia
really high iq play from the congolese player to take the quick throw in while his teammate was miles offside
legit feels like portugal are playing with 10 men
portugal trying to brute force a goal through ronaldo is hard to watch. that team will be instantly better if they got rid of him
>>155409991>watches foreign stream>spergs that they're talking about their teamfucking moron
Ronaldos control of the ball is now at the same level as Congo's control of their mines
>>155410122I think it's worse. If they were actually playing with 10 they'd adjust their formation to accomodate. Ronaldo is a negative
>>155410193Yes talk about the fucking game that is on retard
messi scored a hat trick by now btw
need a black queen gf so bad
MibembaAka Mydick
Should I watch the American Fox stream or the BBC stream for England Croatia?
would be cool if the game had to continue until ronaldo scores
>>155410247eat my shit encrusted arsehole, cunt
>>155409785You're suffering from a case of "mad," bro. Don't sports-bet. Games are more enjoyable that way.
>>155410276based and 'need a black queen gf so bad' pilled
>Martinez to cowardly to sub off the shitter RonaldoHe's never gonna win anything.
Were Portugal expected to win this one?
The pressure's on, you feel itBut you got it all, believe itWhen you fall get up, oh, ohAnd if you fall get up, eh, ehTsamina mina zangalewa, 'cause this is Africa
slurp
>>155410364The fox stream is down for me, not sure if it’s true for everywhere. I’m watching the telemundo stream. So I have to hear thirdies speak which is grim
>>155410388keep you faggot fetishes to yourself
>>155410389>being this newholy fuck summer is really here
Ronaldo is much more washed than LeBron
cucked by lionel m_ssi
>the region of iberia
martinez b like: i can give you the sum or i can give you the parts, but i can't do both
This "unc" is "chopped" and "washed"
>>155410364Fox stream is unbearable desu. Constant ads and sucking off of usmnt. Just watch the Britisher stream
>Struggling against CongoULTRAGRIM
>>155410661The British stream is the same only they suck off England
>>155410389You're suffering from a case of "newfag," bro. Lurk more.
Every team in this tournament sucks.
>>155410388Do you want your shit stomped in a second time? Wasn’t once enough?
>>155410675its like your nation against the cartels
I remember more ethnic cleansings in Congo than free kick goals by Ronaldo
will they sit Ronaldo the next game or will his ego not allow it?
so begins the murderball
>>155410746For me it's CJNG.
clear red card for the portunigger
i'm putting the blame for this game more at the door of martinez than ronaldo they scored an early goal and then just went into walking football and let congo come backthat's a red btw
>>155410746Nah, my team at least won their match against the africans.
>>155410544>Summer is really hereNo this website is just at least 8 years completely dead now
>>155410706Not really. Also England is actually good. Our team sucks aside from Pulisic. It's much less shilling. And less ads.
>>155410364FOX is only really bad with the advertising when the US is playing, but it's still not as good as the BBC.
my friend My Friend MY FRIEND!!!!>shoots wide
MURDERBALL
>>155410894Yes really. I don't care if England is good or bad you self hating retard
Fucks sake lads got to have a shower ) played 5-a-side) and get down to pub pronto
>>155410938retard
>>155410994Don’t your pubs close at like 9pm(because you are all cuckolds)? How are you going to watch the game there
>PoonoHahahahah he is so shit
>>155411020yea bro shit on yourself to look cool in front of the euros why don't you move to their shithole continent while you are at it since you hate it here so much
>>155410860ok so its like your team against robben :))))
>>155411124You're trying too hard buddy.
How did Portugal and Spain both not beat these jungle countries?
Just what the DR ordered
What is it with refs and being fucking useless this world championship? I have seen so many obvious fucking fouls not get called or carded properly.
Im going to fucking kill myself
what is the doctors prescription?
@155411113bad bait
This was absurd football. Martinez has to disappear.
>>155411204cope
To a fim de consolar um portugues, alguém pra comer meu cu?
Just retire already granpa
>>155411321Where's slovakia btw, did they even qualify?
>>155409785>Portugal got this
>>155411251They can't even review it and give him a retroactive Red after the match because it wasn't reviewed initially right?
You could say that Dr Congo was simply surgical on the pitch today.
How come England is surprisingly not as Africanized as France?
>>155411232Short answer? The coaches. They're playing defensive highly tactical football, and the teams have ego divas that want to play a much freer and more creative game. Both are swimming against the natural current of their teams.
>>155411251the corner review rule is pretty cool though
Are the Portuguese willing to put Ronaldo on ice if it gives them a better shot at winning the whole thing?
>>155411582The ngubu's also go into boxing i guess?
>>155411653Ronaldo should be put on ice. But Martinez doesn't even know how to use Ronaldo. So there is your chicken or the egg question for the day. Both would be gone if it was up to me, but Martinez first.
>>155411582France is closer to the Levant and Africa.
>>155411587Cape Verde played defensively sure(until 2nd half extra time when they took a couple shots at winning the match), but DR Congo went at Portugal the entire 2nd half and if they had shown more composure in the final third could have easily take the three points.
>>155410364watch TSN, yeah theyre fucking leafs but FOX is horrid and watching a BBC cast of England will give you brain damage
I fucking hate how the BBC doesn't have the flags on the scoreboard
THE BLACK QUEEN MARCHES ON
>>155411653Gonna wait for the video compilation of Ronaldo asking for passes and noone listening to him followed by him getting extremely frustrated.
Lolol Henry is roasting Ronaldo saying he costs the team goals by being selfish
It's been a long time since God Save the King has been played before a WC match
>>155411812I was talking about Portugal and Spain. Cabo Verde and Dr. Congo play defensive low blocks most of the time. The problem here is that there is a natural aggression and creativeness to Spanish and Portuguese football that is simply being suppressed by an incompetent technical team. Everyone wants to be Pepe Guardiola for whatever fucking reason and play the worst peepee caca football you have ever seen in your life. Tiresome.
>>155411582we have more arab immigrants than blacks and they're shit at sports
>>155411977I'm usually a bit defensive about Ronaldo, but I believe the criticism is warranted this time. But I will say this, Cristiano was far from being the problem here and everyone who thinks that is just another ragebaiting moron.
>>155402332Our last friendly matches were against these 2 teams. I expected more from Portugal.