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Day 3 @ the Oval
NZ 391. & 151/2.
v ENG 291.
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Rachin RaWINdra

The Hindu /strongmind/ crushes the engshitter
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first
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David Icke loves Fightstar, hates pavement
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YFO
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I went to aldi this arvo and was pissed off they didn't have any baileys. In this cold weather I don't mind a bit of baileys in my coffee or tea.
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>>155486044
we can't find the bails either!!!!
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>>155485930
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>>155486042
>pavement
*arsewankment
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'Political order is permanently reactive to the machinations of technological order, whose deeds are scarcely imaginable, often to those responsible for producing them, until they are accomplished fact. (Kingsnorth’s own reflections on AI amply illustrate this.) Law cannot legislate what it cannot anticipate. '

this is a really interesting point. nobody 500 hundred years had any idea we would all be phone drones now. it's like an unvravelling. wildly unpredictable
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literally nobody back then had any idea we would carve this particular niche, never really thought of it like that but it's so true
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>>155486099
every generation thinks it’s steering the ship. then, KABOOM, technology quietly moves the ocean innit¿
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business idea: take a wicket
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is the idea now, that we have science to make the future more predictable?
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>>155486140
reddit take
you're not quite getting the point
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Why is this bloke cosplaying an aussie.
>>155486058
haha gottem iykyk
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>>155486179
tabla x
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need to read that Paul Kingsnorth book
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Mah boyo Rishi Patel with a brisk fifty to stock the boot into y*rkshite

Mah boyo Jaydev Unadket following in the footsteps of the great convict slayer Cheteshwar Pujara leading Sussex shitters to the top
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not generally a massive england fan, think they have foresaken Wales too much, but when we play poo peeland I turn into Dan from accounts
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thought gays were supposed to like balls not drop them
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>sacked off from englel flr being a drunkard
>scurry off to durham to play a county game
>i'll show baz and rob!
>bowl 15 wicketless overs and northants opener on 134*
Howling
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This is actually quite high IQ bowling if you think about it
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where should one start with R.S Thomas body of athletic work?
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lads I'm starting to doubt bazball, stokes and the rob key era
ngl
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>starting to
was always fraudulent
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howling shitter weakmind strongmind bharat hindu convict
Any more npc buzzwords mate?
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>he hasn't had shitjeet filtered this whole time
lmao I've not seen one of his boring, repetitive posts in years
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The problem is the cucktian culture of engshitters. If they embraced Sanatan Dharma and learned the lessons from epics such as The Mahabharat they'd be better cricketers
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very yawn worthy posts from him if I'm honest
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>>155486498
if he's clever enough to put "jamboy" on filter, then we aren't seeing his posts and he isn't seeing ours
which puts the huge amount of effort he puts into attention-seeking into a tragic perspective
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>>155486444
jofra archer was starting to crank the pace up a bit
I was hopeful poo peeland might choke their 2nd innings, didn't materialise

if england lose the third test match against new Zealand then not only should brendan and the bazball company be sacked, but also Wales should disassociate themselves from the board. I would go that far
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You can't worship the son of a whore and her cucked carpenter fella and have the requisite /strongmind/ mentality for cricket. Simple as
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Fat yanks vs convicts in the footy? Nah mate for me it's the LA Knight Roders vs the San Fran Unicorns tonight
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uhhh bethell was given a wicket
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outside the line, but will probably get a bullshit umps call
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>United States vs Australia at diveball
oh my days
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nonsense decision
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>wales
>at all relevant
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Peewees playing against 12 ump paid off would never have given an engshitter out for that sweep hit him outside the line
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>>155486714
dire take
about as dire as your 20mm max hang
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will go through my life not knowing what "20mm max hang" means because i lift free weights instead of fannying about with fake rocks
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>>155486761
so true
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>he doesn't know
uh oh
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>can't get good at the cross-fit of gen z so packs it in after a year and copes with his single rep chin-up insta reels
as dire as my takes might get, nothing will ever be as dire as that
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Pretty crazy that wales as a nation has only ever been relevant for the tv shows Torchwood and Welcome To Wrexham, and giving part of the name for New South Wales.
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>>155486761
thy body is the greatest free weight of all
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>England and Wales Cricket Board
>their contribution has been Robert Croft (literally who) and Simon Jones (le 3 test matches and injured man)
when THE FUCK can we get rid of this unathletic shite from our name?
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>>155486847
>free
>new cars come with "lane assist"
not free at all sad to say. we are tyrannised.
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>>155486841
fireman sam is also welsh
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yeezus is a summer album
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Baker has one of the worst actions I have ever seen. No rythem, all over the place, and that little prance before a waddling run up is very gay. Another low 80s trundler.
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and superted is also welsh thinking about it
so maybe think before you speak next time
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>>155486900
What about Postman Pat?
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>>155486803
I'll never stop climbing
why do you think I top things off with the meme hangs
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free healthcare is also welsh
you're welcome
...fucking dickheads
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>nichols hits a boundary or a double
>it's a hundred
>innings total up to 200
>lead up to 300
that would be absolutely kino
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>>155486870
ngl he's got certain man on the ropes with this
zachy will try and defend it by posting a video of colin jackson hurdling or whatever but you have to admit they've been utterly shit at cricket for more than a century
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>>155486937
actually do appreciate this.
hearing impaired man me, never had to pay a single penny for all the hearing aids i've used in 30+ years. they cost thousands. burgers will never understand.
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*saves literally millions of lives by providing free healthcare*

>YeAh BUT THEY DIDNT PRODUCE A BOWLER IN A WHILE

brainlets
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>>155487018
I bet this bloke would be good at the back end of an ODI innings.
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>Michael Gwyl Bevan
ummmm walescantintocricketbros.... I'm thinking one of the greatest ODI batsman might have been welsh
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he had a pop at lazy politicians that lack passion once by saying about one "He brings to the fierce struggle of politics the tepid enthusiasm of a lazy summer afternoon at a cricket match."
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wish a welsh politician would pull his finger out and invent nationalised wickets
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>Kane retires midseries
>replacement immediately scores a ton
>lunchtime special on his career had Aggers and peewee COONey saying they can't remember a single memorable Kane innings
Ouch
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australia and wales cricket board
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new zealand and coconut islands rugby board
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Now that ex-glammy legend Marcus North is a selector maybe he'll pick some big strong welshmen, certainly could do with some.
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cope. Michael Bevan is about as Welsh as certain man (AKA not welsh at all)
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>england playing shite
>have a pop at wales
i dont get it
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>literally a tarq from sussex and a tarq from surrey
sussexlad and surreylad larping away in their shared fantasy. very strange behaviour really
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wales is deeply cultural. mystical
im not even sure where to begin with Wales is body of athletic work
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i've decided i'm from wales now. i was born in east anglia and lived most of my life there, but from now on i'm welsh.
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>>155487158
back to Dusseldorf ol bingo wings
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an excellent comeback by glammy today btw 76-6 at one stage ending the day on 244-6 cooke 101*
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Thing is engshitters don't have a concept of a matrubhoomi
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>>155486841
I blame you for this argument - lit the fuse and gone to bed. unbelievable
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Yes I'm welsh too now
seeing as it's anything goes and there's no actual welsh flags or real welsh people here
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>>155487207
so true
rootless
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>gets bullied for having unathletic genetics
>phoneposts to remove his English flag
lmaoooo
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>>155487092
I think it's hilarious that his objectively best test innings (166 vs Australia in 2015, his higher scores are against shitter teams) was overshadowed by Ross Taylor scoring 290 and Warner's 250 & lost in the shuffle with the Smith/Voges tons in the 3rd innings.
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why did zachy reply to himself
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Notice jamboy /weakmind/ bottled his century
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>Yes I'm welsh too now
>seeing as it's anything goes and there's no actual welsh flags or real welsh people here
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>>155487339
did you know they have welsh people in argentina.
do you think they're friendly with the nazis?
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the owner of zachy's bedsit is german so bit of a weird gimmick that one
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*be's unathletically expelled to the bits of europe no-one else wanted*
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>>155487404
Did they parachute into Italy?
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Why did England pick a wicketkeeper who can't keep wickets.
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>>155487352
not particularly, no

>>155487378
hm, debatable in more ways than one
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I want aus to win the footy tonight because it'll be a win for cricket
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I'll always support a commonwealth nation
Tonight we are all Australian
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>>155487735
based me too
just sad that the australian anthem will be replaced with Servin' USA
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>day for thorpey
I know it's pride month but why does the Thorpedo get an entire day?
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>>155487762
because that's how long the train delays were
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>>155487759
kek forgot this. think micksperg said it's the spiritual national anthem or something. grire
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>>155487274
>>155487274
COONey mentioned this knock but then said he couldn't remember a shot of note, just tbat Kane accumulated his runs. Nonetheless he'll always be a Gujarat Titans legend
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Aren't you meant to play your C team in the dead rubber?
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im a heavy metal man
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Love a good day of Test Cricket.
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>>155487404
what does this post even mean
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Barely kept up with the cricket all week because of cunts, haven’t been able to even listen on the radio.
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it means you're not welsh and never will be
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when would /cric/ declare?
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If peewees do win this test as they should they can thank the wonderful Indian, that is Bharatiyan, Premier League for bringing Gujarat Titans legend and benchwarmer Glin Phullips into some batting form
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at least 120 threads ago haha
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Sad to have to say this but with Guha fucking off to present the t*nnis and Hartley doing the women's WC the quality of TMS during this test has skyrocketed
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>toy story 5
:ted:
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>I love cricket so much I listen to it on the radio
peak neek
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>>155488227
If NZ avoid a collapse they would likely start considering a declaration at lunch time with a lead of 450. If they want to be conservative they may decide to go for a 500 lead then declare 45 minutes after lunch.
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>>155488309
>Phillips played 6 IPL games this season
>amassed a colossal total of 67 runs, HS 25, SR 124

>"bringing Phillips into form"
lol, lmao
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if they don't declare overnight they're cowards if I'm honest
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>>155488407
idk if they can wait until 500, they need to get on with it if they want to win the series
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uh oh we're starting to get mogged by the footy threads
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>>155488227
Depends, but this Rngland side “don’t play for draws” so they will try to chase 500 in a day, even if they were 50/4 in the chase they’d just “go harder”.

All the FC matches at the Oval this season iirc have been 1000 run draws, so if I was NZ I wouldn’t draw
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*wouldnt declare
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zachy 'the declaration was sound' bowen
haven't heard much cricket analysis since from the old lad kek. at least he has some shame
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the declaration was sound though
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can't get too fucked up tonight
got 20mm max hangs tomorrow
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didn't ask
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David Icke guest commentator for the 3rd test match
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yeah mate it was sound the same way your attempts at non-asterisked v4s at non reddit sofa gyms is sound
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im never going to a reddit sofa gym ever again
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Let us know when you're going to resolve to stop pretending to be Indian
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zachy is down at the lab every fortnight
getting a latte and thumbing a laptop between his statpadding seshes
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I would never, ever order a latte
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>>155492165
When I get served mine, I say Thanks a latte!
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Is this the first fucking game of football Australia have ever played for fucks sake
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Better go shit up the thread with GONE GOTTEM posting
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Australia need more Ngubus.
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Australia showing no fight here desu
it's the pooSA not bangladesh lads
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well that's australia out
when do india play?
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Gf toil doing my bloody nut in
Been on the phone with her for an hour and she still hasn't said anything of substance, just wants to talk and talk and talk aimlessly
Nobody told me it would be like this
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the 2005 ashes was bigger than the 2026 world cup
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is that zachy's latte
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>cock so small it can’t be seen
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>lose to amerifats in the footy
>lose to peewees in the rugby
>lose to kermit's arsehole in the cricket
Lmaooo dear oh dear state of convicts
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Does anyone know how India have been getting on at the world cup?
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>>155502087
based welshman
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very shameful display by Australia there really
don't want to see their flag ITT for a while
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>>155502087
ive seen videos of this premise. she's probably being filmed talking to you ;)
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it should unironically be illegal for that neek to post with that flag
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>>155504134
Would be a pretty boring video desu
2hrs into the call now, it's bloody dragging
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log in just to see the poll rigging freak is still seething at the poll winning protag
some things never change
more welsh than you as well KEK
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jamboy must die
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>barf
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>barf
FOY
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>>155504376
you rigged the poll and your boyfriend still lost, ol flap for arms
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>>155504305
>>155504305
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>Eng shitters seething because Convict shitters couldn't get the job done for them
Howling
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wow so that freak is still here then
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You could get a chatbot to write jam boy posts and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference
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>>155504718
I worry what the results would be if you ran jamboys posts through the IQ test
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>You could get a chatbot to write jam boy posts and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference
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eng shitters probably need a chatbot to chirp to or maybe for psychological help after losing to peewee shitters
don't forget to employe a few hindu /strongmind/ CEOs to build everything for you though
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if england lose the 3rd test match to new zealand then I think maybe ben Stokes and Brendan mccullum should be trialled for treason
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more like if England win lol
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Reminder that subhuman cricket engshitters haven't won any test series for 18 months
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>>155505152
err come again?

in the meantime, here's gorebyss
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because they're both from NZ
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that was kind of the original joke mate but I'm not sure who is trolling who anymore
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>>155504718
you can report spambots
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https://youtu.be/D57PvMDJI6A
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>>155504718
imo its zachy using control+c and control+v
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it's not zachy
he just happens to be actively posting at the same time, every time
it's just a coincidence
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WELL WELL WELL
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>>155506078
kek it really is that obvious every single time
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>>155505967
https://youtu.be/PdnxdxmEO-I
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fuck off please sebbo mate, cheers
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…yh..nh x
>>155506714
https://youtu.be/Vcm3yw3Ljt8
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>constantly replying to himself
why are all these displaced jeets so mentally cooked? reckon it's time to return to delhi tbqhwyf
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>>155486084
post. the
simple as x
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>>155506714
nice tune, lovely kick sample
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>>15550760
https://youtu.be/2tTaTx2fi_s
x
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Hiking up a hundred hills
You don't have to, but I wil
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piss off sebbo mate
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>>155506769
>>155510685
these desu
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foxes must be protected at all costs
they are all we have left
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fox hunting, or any attempt at fox hunting pretending not to be, should be met with twenty years in jail
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prefer fat hunting iykwim haha
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>laptop thumber complaining about train drivers wages
never do this ever again
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should replace fox hunting with welsh hunting. just full blown, no-season hunting of the welsh and anyone who claims heritage of that slack-muscled race. we could offer rewards for every bald welsh scalp turned in. a national sport. something wales could qualify for for once too.
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I have shot many foxes.



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