Flames EditionWe're prepin' for the stampede>>155460602
>>155489548No it’ not
The Flames dynasty is NOW
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyMSOJJPdws
>>155489522SHIRTS OFF FOR KIPRUSOFF
did chayka think raddysh was 20 instead of 30?
>>155489592it's shit
Interesting draft fact: the bruins drafted phil kessel, milan lucic, and brad marchand in the first, second, and third rounds respectively of the same draft!
>>155489743Wow I'd bet they'd clean up if they had 3 first round picks
if they get 5 years of production out of him its a steal. he had like 70 points in 70 games. I don't watch fake southern teams so have no idea if he is any good though
>>155489522IT WAS INNNNNN
>>155489667Keith Pelly asked Chat GPT what to do and then ordered Chayka to get it done
What's on tap this weekend frens?
>>155489667Cope 30 is young
>>155489790this is what makes you 8 million bucks these days
don't they hate rielly because he is an offensive defensemen? so whyd they get this guy? he's another rielly.
>>155489790he got a bunch of free points from playing with kucherov, point, and guentzel. he wont get half that playing with the >laffs
>>155489857I'm 28 and freaking out about turning 30 next year
>>155489667he thought he was a puck moving D with a 100 MPH slapper best moved to a team that has been struggling on the PP and hasnt had a point shooter since dion phaneuf
>>155489790before last year his highest point total in an NHL season was 37 in 73 games. This is going to be a David Clarkson tier contract
>>155489881is there a stat for how many of those actually got on net?
>>155489881How can they track the pucks speed if it's invisible
>>155489932you are still young until youre 65
>>155489958I think all of them
>>155489949i see they played him a ton on the PP this year so that probably explains the point jump. I think 40-50 point guys who can play the PP and get 20 minutes are going to get around 8. The leafs IMO should use that money on a defenseman who can play defense though.
>>155489917they hate rielly because he can't skate backwards and he's slowed down significantly over the last few seasons. he ends up out of position at least 3 to 4 times a game and throwing 1 or 2 nice breakout passes per game doesn't make up for the gaffs
if he was worth the money why didnt Tampa pay it? It's always a question mark when a drafted and developed guy has a breakout year and then the team lets him go.
>>155490077nice digits, anon
my tummy doesn't feel good
america is åöayiong feetsphere in a few minutes might give that a watch since theres no more hockey for another 3 months thanks gary
>>155490124he is from toronto and his family lives there and his dad just died
remember when they went from stank to jank in game 2
>>155490086literally nothing wrong with Reilly people just want a different look at this point I'm in the boat that they keep him he's better than most of his comparables and he's reliable and he's not injury prone there's been a lot of interest apparently
>>155490200Brewing a marner?
>>155489949it's a good move imo because if they suck again, they can move pretty seamlessly into the full tank. Everything is tradable besides him and reilly, and who cares if your bad old defensemen are making 8m instead of 4m
*wins lord stanley's cup*
>>155490345this desu senpai hes not a bad player hes just not great defensively raddysh is better though so i wouldnt mind seeing rielly go and having them pick up a good defender
>>155490705I hate them until they give back the lego
>>1554897901967 move here
>>155490705in 2052 maybe
>>155490345mcdavid claimed his soul he's just a semi-animate corpse now
System changes will fix most of the 5v5 issues. PP will be fixed with Raddysh and McKenna.Plan the parade.
>>155490705drawing an absolute blank on what state this is desu
>>155491203This. Stay scared m8.
>>155490705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvGgtw8Fgbo
>>155491203We are picking stenberg. Not another lolcow family like Mckenna that will be chased away by the Toronto Sun when they inquire about his mom fucking local teens
>>155491203What about the "Matthews' wrists are fucked now and he never shows up in the playoffs" issue?
>>155491505based
>>155490345>nothing wrong with ReillyOther than every zone entry is a Chinese fire drill, he's useless along the wall, helpless in front of the net, shoots creampuffs, can't run a PP, and is fairly stupid. "B-but he jumps into the rush."Yeah, some laffs retard scout decided 15 years ago that this bottom 6 LW should be on D, and another laffs retard gave him an 8x8 contract.
>>155491505>we
it was his turn to win the cuck smythe
>>155490023thanks fren
>>155492105He should have won it, it going to Staal is a joke.This is the year of "but he was due!" though.
>>155491505>We are picking stenberg.There has already been leaks that you will pick McKenna. It leaked 2-3 weeks ago.>>155491700Nothing another German expert doctor can't fix 3 weeks into the season so Matthews can play while rehabbing into late December.
just rolled a joint FlamesChads gonna use FLAMES to light it
>>155490705TUSKS UP
>>1554929452005
My penguins (:
>>155491803Sounds like Radish.>laffs
>>155493153What side deals is he cooking up?
>>155492062I own shares in Rogers
>>155493404>I own shares in Rogersnot enough to vote or participate in conference calls
>>155493364Hopefully not for nurse
>>155493523Every conference call I ever listened too was open to all retail investors but they were meme tsx miners
>>155493404KWAB
McDavid bros... What's he going to find on ours...
>>155492750Staal isn't some superstar that was "due" anything like Crosby in 16 or Ovechkin in 18I do think Marner could have won it and was surprised he didn't show up on more ballots especially when Carolina's options were split pretty wide. When the Hall - Stankoven - Blake carried most of the offense the entire playoffs who do you give it to? Andersen had a great run but blew his chances in the final. Probably why it ended up being Staal of the Carolina picks.
>>155494183reminder biz freaked out over this because he's a fucking degenerate with an array of dick pics and drugs and who knows what else on his camera roll.
>>155492750Marner didn't even hit 30 points and vanished during the 3 game losing streak that cost him the cup. He had zero claim to a runner up CS
>>155494183>do you have any pics of your family on your phone>no but I have 10 gbs of cuck and gangbang porn
will someone sign perry? he only needs 28 points for 1000
>>155494183he was fishing for nudes
I feel bad for Crosby and Malkin.
>>155494963ya that's the easiest way in this day and age to see tits
>>155495037Crosby doesn't give a fuck, he will play with anyone. Malkin is just collecting a pay cheque at this point.
Nurse played great with sid at IIHF this year
>>155495301Nurse playing great is just him not killing his own goaltender.
>>155495301They played so great that they were eliminated by Norwegian plumbers and carpenters.
>>155496064I stopped watching after they eliminated the states
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VXvXj1Mf7Iremembering this goal just to refresh my disrespect for the refs
>>155496559underrated redirect by drai
>>155495301Shut the fuck up please
>>155495301he got rocked by stenberg looked like a goof
>>155497777
The NHL 99 intro featuring Doug Weight's goal against the Flames will always be art
>>155498216he's a canes cup champion
>>155497777Nice digitals there.
who are you hoping your team drafts?https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/896007/maksim-sokolovskiihope my team drafts rock em' sock em' olovskii
>>155492945And two of those got absolutely raped KWAB
>>155499071reminds me of 04/17/2022
>>155490166based you too
>>155490825i tried following that schizo event on pol but i was not able to.
>>155493090i recently got a bong from bong.ca and its very smooth its a triple filter percolator thing
the trades gary...
We don't smoke marijuana in MuskogeeWe don't take our trips on LSD
>>155499979i saw him play live, he sang that one
>>155499978Give him time
hello yes are there any trades and/or good posts and memes?
>>155499979we dont goon to femboys in albertawe dont win the tourney for lord stanley
>>155501376half true
have to work late today bro's
fucking wagies lmao
Can't wait 'til the sieves start giving up goals in bunches.
>>155501729Hang in there bro
The boys on Overdrive are pretty pumped about the laffs getting Raddysh.
Bump
>>155503950It feels like the twighlight zone. Everybody is praising the move when the should be shitting on it
gonna order some Chinese food and walk around my house practicing my Asian accent, Go Flames
think we agreed flames posting is a dead gimmick
>>155504307Sorta
Flames mentioned can we get an Islanders mention next
Smackdown is on tonight too Islanders and Flames Chads
>>155504420Islanders
Flames and Islanders mentioned /hoc/ is so back
guise anybody got a link to laffs parade planning site I wanna pick my viewing location?
>>155489832Visiting my dad for Father's Day
>>155504420Retards
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being an IslandersChador FlamesChad who is retarded
they surged on the fortress, there's video evidence
>>155505345but how do they score more goals than their opponents with this lineup?
idon4 feel so glod bros
>>155505614Why
>>155505345what happened to Scott Laughton
>>155505345>>155505422Excellent signing the cap is going up now if they can get number 44 to waive his no trade they will definitely be able to sign another top defenseman second line Center and a dog to play on the first line
>>155505855again it's like the twilight zone, everyone is saying the cap is going up. that doesn't mean it's ok to piss the money away
>>155505855yes if they get rid of the entire team and replace them with a better team they will be good
I’m back from the dentist. Is invisiline worth it? It’s 5000 (I can afford it)
>>155506592Sure
>>155506592is your shit all fucked up? I have buck teeth maybe a little worse than this guy and I wouldn't spend a dime on it, they look totally fine
>buck tooth hill billys invading /hoc/
>Our event is starting half-a-bong, lads
>rapey is inand with that i am out
>>155505848Can't plug a hole that doesn't exist
when does preoffseason end?
>>155508655possibly once this game ends in Toronto >Then we can preheat the grill and get down to the sweet labor of summer
>>155508655The draft.Then we get a little crazy round these parts.
watching the Jerry Springer Show bros
My Marlies got this tonight, my quads will see it doneI believe in manifesting and positive belief :)
>>155509290Too low brow even for /hoc/
>>155509503>baleful saxophone wails in the withering distance
>>155509533i join along with the crowd at home when they chant Jerry's name
Cope low set brows are markers for high test
>>155509290Didn’t ask
>>155498216LMAO at #2. From Al MacInnis to Jamie Allison, that's 90s Flames hockey
GARY !!!>GARY !!!GARY !!!>GARY !!!GARY !!!>GARY !!!GARY !!!>GARY !!!GARY !!!>GARY !!!
>>155509824a bunch of the crowd members started showing their booba towards the end
gentlemen what should we throw in as sweeteners to secure a higher first round draft pick, preferably from the rags or if we really push it, canucks I'm thinking we use copey and that one guy that SCARRRRRRRRposts when there's no games live
>scoreless draw at the CCC
>>155510564literally me
>the city of Toronto
>>155510696>>155510564living the life of riley
>>155508655I wish I were Finnish
>this was supposed to be a sweep>now potentially a six-game slog
>>155510811Riley from inside out is a hockey player with mental illness
>>155511161is the russin goalie choking
>>155489932only reason anyone would feel this way is if you arent where you want to be in life, thats it. Literally at the greatest point in my life including my health and fitness at 33.
>>155511191It's a lack of support from what I can see
>>155510695>>155510564I also hate Mondays
>>155511365TGIF!!
>Gary Thanking Hours
>>155511393TGIF :)
>most dangerous lead
TGIF sucked outside of boy meets world
>>155511205I’m satisfied with my progress but I’m starting to freak out since my peers are getting married. I want to bench 3pl8, OHP more, and have a serious gf/wife by your age
>>155511981>family matters>step by step
>the city of Rosemont
>>155511981>goy meets world>>155512154>family court
>>155512229>teen angel
>>155512410Sounds like a porno
>>155512531it just keeps giving me results for teen anal
>>155512821kwab
are the canes the most #blessed team in the league?
>scorefull draw
can't see the trades
>Chicago
stella
>>155517319
>>155517475>puppers mentioned
>AHL cup final elimination game >/hoc/ deadis it over for us bros
>>155518196these retards should have wrapped their playoffs up before the cup final. they are even dumber than gary.
MY MARLIES :DDDDD
This concludes ice hockey broadcast day>It was a good season, it was a great season, it was a season to remember
>>155517536add another happy pupper to the list very soon
>>155519202Unlike Brad Marchound
>soccer>basedball>lady monkey dunkey >mapleegg Summer Fun in the Summer Sun, lads
My fuarking Marlies wonnered:DDDDCALDER CUP CHAMPS
>>155519345>Cowan won the Memorial and Caldet cup back to back yearsTime for his Stan Lee next season :D
My Marlies! :-)
>USA won the Stan Lee and the Kelly>Canada won the Calder>Mexico, the US, and maybe Canada all go to the Knock-Outs at the World KickballThis Summer is starting out pretty fine, lads
>everyone boos Keith PelleyKEKAROO
>>155518196AHL more like GayHL
WEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIOOOONSMY TORONTOS WONNERED
Future Stan Lee Champ tendie
The parade planning was for the Marlies all along.
>>155520139Sad
Huomenta but the opposite
You said you didn't give a fuck about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before
>>155520885hand holding is very un-Christian, anon. please stop.
how come players never seem to holiday in Australia? there have been sightings all over Yerp and the Mediterranean but not here. I wanna see Pasta at the pub goddambit
>>155521337Think they live in europe dude. You know because they are from there.
>>155521446well of course but also people travel for off season holidays. I mean none of them are from Egypt but there have been sightings
>>155521177Crosby is saving himself for marriage
>>155521495Egypt is a historical goldmine, filled with some of the richest preserved ancient history on the planet housing one of the great wonders of the world.Australia has some big rocks, a lot of sand, animals that will kill you instantly, heat that will kill you in minutes outside of the coast, and the great barrier reef.
Australian women seem pretty fun
plane food with veg
Hey /hoc/ what’s up
When is draft?
Apparently Alexander Nylander is moving back to Sweden, Cuckholm to be more precise. Probably signing with Djurgården. But him disappearing in these AHL playoffs isn't boding well for them.
>>155521714>>155521729It's a beautiful country, lovely weather, we're in a mild winter which has been cool and sunny, and the lifestyle here is nice and laid back. It should be a proper NHL off season destination.
>>155522819Having Minnesota's North Stars jersey in the C-tier and Vancouver's skate jersey in the D-tier should render in the death penalty
>>155522830>It should be a proper NHL off season destinationIf players like skin cancer, sure.
I'm in love with Gary and I want to kiss him
Canada government propaganda TV ads talk about their critical minerals a lot
>>155522977Not in winter anon. Also nobody here knows anything about hockey so even the most recognizable Crosbies and Marners and Celebrina can walk down the street and not be harassed by people all day
>>155522943Bro has the ducks home jersey above their away. He's clearly drunk
>>155522830I think the biggest obstacle is players can't train their in the off season. A lot of guys half vacation/half informally train with other players, i doubt their is enough hockey structure in Australia to support that.
>>155523931that's true, there are rinks but just commercial/public ones and def no dedicated training facilities like they would need or be used to.
the oilers should sign this kid
>toronto has won the Calder Cup>NHL draft pick #1>Team had a full summer break rest for the first time in years>Matthews will be injury free start of seasonThings are looking good
reminder:
>>155525880>>NHL draft pick #1They will waste their No. 1 draft pick like they always waste their talentAlso>Tf>TpReally ain't disapproving the rumors that all leaf posters are jeets
who gives a fuck about mckenna. swagless kid. mom's a felon, dad's a beta cuck. kid has bust written all over him.
>>155522755I think the Cancucks are in a special territory of ineptitude, curses, and spectacular failures that makes me very fascinated and interested in that franchise despite having no connection to them. I guess the typical hockey fan looks at the Leafs for that kind of entertainment, but the Leafs don't move me since they get lucky with draft lotteries and stars are still attracted to their legacy/location. Leafs just end up with star studded rosters with no depth, good goal tending, etc. Cancucks are a complete nuclear reactor meltdown of problems gone wrong - and when they finally get things right and go to the finals, they just luck out.
Breaking news raddish is traded to leafs
>>155527747yum
>>155527747Which Raddysh? There are two of them.
