It's that time of the day again...Time to get comfy
I feel comfy.
CAM ON DIOMANDEDAB ON THEM MUTTS
Does goymany have the easiest group this wc? Seriously, they are playing against literal whos. Curacao? Ivory coast? They are practically guaranteed to win their group.
>>155549738Anulo mufa
Ivory coast bros. We got this
>>155549738Ecuador might have the best defense in the entire world. Ivory coast are a genuine dark horse team. Terrible take
>>155549738No. Argentina and the US do, in my opinion
Germans in my city
Sexo
diamonde got the sad story buff, expect a germany exposé
Yo, fucking kraut cucks at the World Cup lmao. These autistic, efficiency-obsessed, sausage-fingered Hun niggers roll up every four years like "ACKSHUALLY ve invented ze football" with their blonde aryan robot squad, lederhosen vibes, and "muh perfect system" autism. Tall, pale, no-soul bugmen in their pristine white kits, chugging beer and saluting their tactical genius while the coach looks like a disappointed SS officer who missed the train to Poland.2014? Their last pathetic victory lap on Brazilian soil before the eternal decline. Since then? Group stage rape in 2018 by Mexico and South Korea, getting dabbed on by literal third worlders while the whole stadium laughs at the master race meltdown. 2022? Same shit, Japan exposes their rigid, no-improv, clockwork faggotry and sends the Germans packing like the eternal choke artists they are. Die Mannschaft my ass—more like Die Cuckschaft.Stereotypes are undefeated here: these punctual, rule-worshipping, no-humor, forest-dwelling kraut niggers play like they’re filing taxes on the pitch. Triangle passing, high press, zero flair, zero balls, pure mechanized bugman autism that folds the second a spic or nigger team runs at them with actual passion. Overhyped Bundesligue frauds who dominate qualifiers against minnows then get absolutely mogged when it matters. Arrogant, history-obsessed, guilt-ridden cucks who still LARP as world beaters while their "superior" system gets exposed as midwit copium.World Cup is their personal holocaust every cycle now—watching these pale, efficient, beer-bellied faggots seethe and cope as they get bounced early again and again. No heart, no street, just spreadsheets and excuses. Bunch of soft, over-engineered, low-T kraut bitches hiding behind "tactics" while real nations with soul clap their cheeks. Germany football = eternal mid with delusions of grandeur. Seethe, dilate, and qualify next time, Hans. Ya dig, my nigger?
>>155549863>us doWe are the most balanced group what are you smoking. everyone goes on about how we suck and paraguay and turkey are good.
how good is the elfbonecoast?
Adam Richman has found the most autistic child in the stadium.
>>155549928Wait, I thought schlotterbeck was a striker
....So will it happen again?
>>155549946Paraguay aside Turkey and Australia are not strong opponents
>>155549960I liked him in Die Hard and Harry Potter but I thought he died.
>>155549995And we kicked their ass!
>>155549995>paraguay is gonna defeat you bro>turkey is gonna defeat you bro>australia *might defeat you bronobody says "curacao is going to beat germany" or "ivory coast is going to beat germany" that is just not in the realm of realism.I am tired of this revisionism spee is going on about recently.
>>155549960Dont be mean he did fine
>>155550097>>155550114Still you are doing great, the best NA team so far, easy or hard, opponents in football are hard to predict because it's a game that is heavily affected by sudden changes.
I can’t believe germany doesn’t have anyone better than fucking Sane. He’s fucking dogshit
>>155549928that line up it's just sad
>>155550203The two players better than him are both injured
germs will win 3-1 and boast like they already won the entire tournament
>>155550203Witz is good unironically
>>155549928reads like a switzerland line-up
>>155549517>Cote d'ivoireit's called ELFENBEINKÜSTE though
Gary Neville with the Curaçao slander.
>>155550262it is a big success for them to make it out of the group stage
Rooting for Ivory Coast
I don't actually know the german anthem beyond the banned first stanza which I know almost word for word. Not even a nazi. The whole "justice for all" shit is so gay though.
The USA has updated its national anthem ahead of UFC 250 and the World Cup. https://youtu.be/Zk0X25XEoj8
how do you call the kraut syndrome of destroying a team with unending amount of goals but then jobbing afterwards?
that wc song is so cringe>le beautiful game xD
How did Ivory Coast fans manage to afford to travel to the WC?
>>155550810They were born in the US
The lack of diversity on ivory coast's squad is highly problematic.
>open can of pingles >only 2/3rds full>the chips are half the size of the canFuck this gay earth. I hate the Antichrist.
>>155550761afaik the problem line actually means "germany, over the different parts of germany, in the world" because when it was created in 1870 it still had a lot of meme kingdoms within it
>>155549868many libtards in Germany would have a meltdown over seeing them. NAZI EVERYWHERE!
> Disgusting cunt female voice is commentating. I'm officially done.
>>155549928CAM ON SCHLOTTERBECK SCORE SUM FACKING GOALS
>>155549517Please no bully. We need this.
>>155550860U bought pingles instead of pringles. Pay attention next time sp u don't get scammed.
Just the 5 wogs for Germany
>>155550912shut the fuck up incel
Let’s fucking go Germany
>>155550860>buying plywood chipsdeservedget yourself some kettle fried chips
>>155549936>bong's ai slop btw, your national team is CONTROLLED by a fucking kraut manager. lmao
>>155550912is SEXISM permissible in a /comfy/ thread?
>>155550860pringles are really overrated anyway
>>155550860Once you pop you can't stop
Hatewatching goymany on a jewish israeli channel
>>155550860>tfw it stops before you can even pop
>>155551042nice cock
>African countries teams made up of blacks>Euro teams made up of blacks?
ivory coast lineup transfer value is half of the german
>>155551131bbc energy
The only Ivorian Bonny I acknowledge is Wilfried.
>>155551131The won't stop until all asian teams are made up of blacks
>>155550912We got Seb Hutchinson. Feels comfy man.
>>155550761The only german anthen I know is54, 74, 90, 2026 ja so stuermen wir alle ein, mit dem Herz in der Hand und der Leidenschaft im Bein werden wir Welt Meister seeeeein!
>>155551131Latinx teams too outside of CONO DEL SUR They're just better at sports desu
>>155550810paid by french tax payers
>>155550860wtf is that blue thing?
What if Ivory Coast wins though?
>>155551131german team isn't even that dark you retards are dragging it
>IVORY coast>jerseys are wrinkled and scratchy lookingwhat did they mean by this?
>ivory coast>they seem to be quite relaxedhuh
>>155551204stimmen
>>155551206>They're just better at sports desuthen how come none of the african teams are good
>>155551260nigga's watching sports and his mind reverts to critiqing fashion oh my DAYS
>>155551289they're coasting
>sane playing again
if ivory coast exported lots of books they'd be library coast
>>155550810Those are diaspora fans Ivory Coast is under a visa ban for the world cup
>>155549668
>>155551297No moniesIf Africa were rich every team would be 100% black.But then again then they wouldn't have a reason to have a diaspora so European teams would become whiter by default.Blacks are 5% of the UK yet 16/26 of the England team. Asians are 2x them in our population and yet there's 0 of them in the England team.They just got that bone muscle density and summat to do with their hamstring that makes them more pacey.Football isn't a terribly cerebral sport. That's kind of all you need.
>>155549928no aura left except Neuer
if ivory coast win they'll be ivory boasting
>>155551367If they were bakers, they’d be Pie Berry Coast
>>155551354ootl what makes sane playing so newsworthy?
That pass was absolutely fecal wtf Germany
>>155551409>Asians are 2x them in our population and yet there's 0 of them in the England team. They don't care about football they like cricket
>ivory coast>still have their teethnoggin is joggin
>>155549557Same
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/cJz6Oqm4UoY
>>155551480he's bad
>>155551484they invariably have skinnyfat bodies OR borderline underweight twink bodies they very fortunately chose a sport that 8 countries care about and that you can stand still for 99% of it
>>155551480its 2026
My live ticker just died on two different browser.
>>155550860Theft!
>>155551574>>155551619Makes sense, thanks
>>155551601true, japs also love baseball
>>155551484They just hate WCs
>>155551294Been singing it wrong for all these years
>>155550915uh
great touch
Itv calling it cote d'ivorie >cote d'ivorieBe consistent and refer to Deutschland as well then or just call them by their English names. Oddly enough Ireland never gets called Eire these days when they were pushing that at one time
This nigga's called Tah lmao
>>155551206youth scouts favor them because they grow up quicker.
>>155551131You voted for this
They killed our guy...
>Crockerbeck
oh no
Germany coach looks like the lad who hangs out round the pub and asks if you've got a cig
>>155551705I heard it was some kind of half-baked, ill-thought out woke thing about the ivory trade and slavery, so they're playing it safe and saying it in french
>>155551703He ooga’d when he should’ve booga’d
Ivory Coast vs Car Coast
please lose this game
>>155551742Fucking kek
>16 minutes no scored winning
>>155551742He literally rides a skateboard lmao. Definitely smokes rollies.
>>155551705Its like when pseuds say meelan instead of mi-lan but they never say pariee
>>155550860i don't think pringles taste bad but it's the only snack that actually makes me feel sick after eating them. Also what the fuck, i thought being able to stack them and save space in a can was a selling point from them, now it is more profitable for them to ship air?
schlotterbeck sounds like a PES 4 name for a real footballer
what's your favorite civ gamefor me, it's 5
>>155551742>>155551838He'd ask if you have papes.
>>155551742>>155551838they see me rollin, they hatin
Wirtz is so fucking good man, HOW did Slot make him look like a scrub?
>>155551742would you give him one?
>>155551883alpha centauri
>>155551838>smokes >never has a lightWhy are they like this
>>155551883Also 5 I was just playing it earlier, peak of the series desu
>>155551883Civ v, favorite civ is Venice
Honestly the German team full of niggers fucking sucks.
Where the fuck is Schweinsteiger?
>>155551742>Nagelsmann
>>1555518835 is definitely the best. Which civs do you enjoy playing the most as?
>>155551891kek this
>>155551883I only played 2
>>155551957>mexican flag???
>>155551883Tough call. I like them all :)
>>155551945Venice is useless in multiplayer and so broken in single player it makes the game boring
>>155551957Vete de /comfy/ con este mierde
Elephant bones on the beaches?!Beaches are for digging holes!
>here take even more painkillers >just play through the painThat's how you get your players seriously injured, isn't it?
Why is the Irish team so black?
you are genuinely struggling against the Ivory Coast
>>155551883Alpha Centauri is cool but always hated CivOld World is the best civlike
I need to piss.
>squealing woman commentatortime for telemundo again
CLEAR GOAL
That's a goal if Arsenal did it
that's a goal if it's arsenal FC
HOWEVER
>can't open windows yet>ate too many beans todaynot a wise decision
boooooo
goalkeepers are too protected
>lying down to sell it bettercome on now
Keepers are always massively protected desu
CLEAR GOALIE INTERFERENCE NO GOAL
>>155552109civ has way too many structural issues that they refuse to deal withwhy not, for example, just have multiple leaders to choose from per nation (each with their own national bonuses), instead of pretending shitholestan is a "civilisation"i saw they finally solved the issue of having a city just one tile away from the sea
he killed that black man
>>155551957I’ve been supporting them since 2002, and man its so hard to care about this mystery meat team
his arms were intertwined with the goalies arm, seems like a foul to mebut gk laying down was funny
>I was ok right after but now I am injured
We could score if we wanted to but for now we are keeping it safe.
>>155552163>>155552170
>>155552172enjoy your sulfur sauna
>>155551661asian in the UK is synonymous with indian/pakistani/bangladesh/sri lankanwe have very few east asians here (almost 100% are students here temporarily)
>>155552163>>155552170sad but true
>whiny Kimmich with his default complaining run to the referee>Ivory goalkeeper acting like he diedI hate this match already
I need a sip
>>155552172thinking about those beans
OHIT'S TIME GUYSDrink
quick drink my piss
HYDRATION BREAK
sip time
GUYS PLEASE I'M THIRSTY
fucking THIRSTIN
>>155552292cool it with the antisemitism
SOIF
brb buying a powerade
DRINK!!!
HYDRATE OR DIEDRATE
>>155552335loads of chinese run take aways and have been here for ages but they mostly keep to themselves
AGWA
out of beer, buds.
>runs up the wing >stops>realizes he has to beat his man to do anything>run back down the wingHe's inSane
bros why does the schmock below my toenails smell so good?
rate my hydration supply
>>155552462wtf
>>155552280Screenshotted for when they draw 1-1
>>155552518Poor planning.
>FUCKING KIKES
Why would you not use the injury as time for the hydration break and can also check VAR same time? Absolute fucking nonsense, so poorly implemented
>>155552366
>>155552525>run back down the wing>passes to the middle>bad pass>possession lost
>>155552539>Oettinger
>>155552598It's for scheduled ad breaks in America
>>155552539Looks rather empty.
>>155549517Globohomo and FIFA wants to censor the White Race and us all.
KWAB
KWEEN on the phone
>germoney
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOOOOOOOOOL
Holy shit we have no defense.
Hehehehe
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA >DEUTSCHLAND UNTER ALLES
Uh oh Germsisters...
>germs
R O B B E D (again)
Why does Naegelsmann dress like a 20 something slacker?
>
GOAAAALLL
take THAT crackers>*salutes back*
OH NO NO NO
I actually thought about buying Neuer today because he is really cheap now but fuck it they can keep him
Mulatto bros... We can't compete against 100% dark skins
>Hurrdurrmany
Neuer's shit.
looks the ivory coasters hydrated well
germany wtf...
where the defense tho?
IVORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OH MY MERKEL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>155552598What if there's no injuries ?
>>155552777Trips of truthGermans don’t season they back line
uefa bunker now!
Now Germany just needs to score 7
>>155552915What's he supposed to do there?
s to spit on Germany
>>155552539I only drink Hasseroder.
Based CIV
NOOO GERMANY
Please let Germany lose
any people who still try to say hydration break doesnt change flow is a fucking retard
>>155553030S
>>155550860grim
they are going to add 1 more just look at it
>>155553024Retire
I am 100% convinced we are winning this shit at this point
The infamous German glass jaw
how many jokes pretending Ivory Coast is Ireland are we allowed?
USA would booty blast both of these semen slurping teams
>>155553024hang up his boots, admit he's a fraud.
Tim Wiese would have managed to prevent that goal
Sid Meiers CIV is in the lead
My ivory coast :)
where are all the crowd shots of qt3.14 german bitches wtf I can't get comfy like this
My fucking money
How the fuck is Germany losing?
>>155553130Sorry Ireland.
*wins*
Even if Germany wins it's downright embarrassing that Ivory Coast got scored the first goal against them.
>>155553004/uug/ when?
Why are Americans so sensitive to criticism of the mcdonalds hydration break? They have even started demanding broadcasters silence the booing..
>>155553079To solve this, they should add one every time a team loses possession of the ball.
>>155553079the flow of the game was exactly the same before you retard
>>155551883>>155551939>>155551945>>155551963It's IV you zoomer cunts.
Our Defense is so fucking badAlso unbearable signed of most of the country pisses me off, first thing commentator said after the goal was “once again no clean sheet”, as if the fact that we’re losing is irrelevant, that our eventual victory is a foregone conclusion
>>155553130not enough
Schießen!!!!
>>155553196By having less goals scored than the opposition team
>>155552998Then stop it as normal for a brief break if it’s hot. But from ~17 minutes on they should use a natural stoppage as the break if one arises. >>155552674But the ads don’t need to be scheduled. You can still make it 3 mins and show ads. Just awful planning that makes people resent then even more, FIFA is ruining their chances of getting to keep them longer term
Non ball knowers are confused
>>155553130shut up mexico
>>155553114Kek you've played literal shitter teams and been thoroughly uninteresting in both of them; sit down
Based CIV buckbreaking the germ*n sissy
>>155553236I moost doomstack
>>155553114Trump rigged it, his ego would never let the US not win the whole thing while hosting it under his presidency>>155553236>ZoomerCiv 5 came out 16 years ago
mein gott
>>155553131The only booty USA is blasting is their own with a buttplug #HappyPride26
>>155553021Was a sunny day in the Munich stadiumThread theme!https://youtu.be/fZWE4thApfE?is=8IUj4PujG31r-mqt
>>155553229dumb serb trying to bait in the comfy threadfuck off
Alles Teilung der Plan, my friends.
Eating gooseberry fool watching these fools
ivory coast has a really decent squad though, especially at the front, just take a look where they play
>>155553281I don't get it, you say there should be a break but not scheduled ? What would that change ?
>>155553229american love to slurp shit off from corporations, they think watching ads is a fucking civic duty
>mfw
>>155553294If the Ivory Coast can beat Germany so can we Mohammad lmao
When Germany was white, they beat these teams btw. Diversity keeps on losing
>>155553410Pretty clear. But sp only knows the top 5 teams
>>155549668I love women and I love armpits so fucking much
Any chance the shadow. will cover half the field in half time?
The Dutch commentator is surprised that Ivory Coast knows how to play football instead of putting the ball in their asshole or something
Germanbros why the fuck is Pavlovic playing over Stiller? He's clearly Bayern's weak link
>>155553454Stop noticing
I NEED A HYDRATION BREAK
Deutschland uber ack...
>>155553370This is what I mean. You moronic yanks think it's bait when literally every single non-american is in unison disliking the commercial breaks.So sensitive, so dumb.
>>155553410how the fuck nigeria not qualify, it's insane with the players on their team
why isn't marko marin playing
I can't stand this ugly cunt's voice.
jesus...
HOLY RIGGED
>>155553433No I’m saying it’s fine to schedule a break at 22’ (if it’s hot) but if there’s an injury that causes a break anyway at 20’ just use that as the hydration opportunity and don’t stop it again 1 minute later for the ‘scheduled’ break
REFBALL ACTIVATED
lol wtf was that that was such a clear foul
Based ref
WE ARE GETTING R O B B E D AGAIN!
>>155553236you mean III retard. that's when the formula peaked, everything else since has been a shell trying to imitate and deviate from it
the fuck is this ref
German master race status?
This referee haahahahahha what the fuck is he doing
they were all stunlocked wtf
based reffuck nazi scum
Germans are NOT allowed to score.
was there actual touch there?
lmao, dude didnt even try to play the ball
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
ROFLthat's not a foul, he was already going down
>>155553549SPONSORED BY POWERADEDRINK AIDS
NOT SO FAST GOYMANY
Looks like ivory coast has 12 players on the pitch
>>155553711>>155553626>>155553653Obvious foul lol
Referee is a wanker
Its rigged for all the UEFA and CONMEBOL to be eliminated leaving only CAF and AFC for the the United States to face.
Holy shit rigged
Musiala/Wirtz/Pavlovic getting bullied by giga niggas
>germs just accept everything as the good goycattle they are Kek
why are they all wearing pink boots? I thought the point of using bright colours was to be more distinctive and show personality.
based ref fuck Germany
>>155553497italian commentators (on state tv) are complaining about the referee, they said that they should just remove him.Even when Italy plays they don't say that kek
germany must fall
Joshua Gimmick
Maybe he wanted to let them play it and leave it for var kinda like they do with offside?
>>155553448Oh yeah, you'd beat Ivory Coast. Sorry Jamal, I thought you were talking about the competition as a whole
I had to quadruple check Pavlovic because I could swear he is some mixed Moroccan mutt, but he is actually Serb/German mix, damn Serbs really are swarthy as fuck.
where is özil
Wirtz isnt very good innit
>>155553858They've never recovered from being driven out of North Africa by Monty. Eternally humiliated
>>155553915Musiala's on the pitch mate.
>>155553735Status: Sex with sheep. And your hot red dragon.
Takanashi Kiara (HoloEN) @takanashikiara (2026/06/21 04:51:55)ALRIGHT GERMANY LETS COOKNEUER WILL STOP EVERY SINGLE BALL, BEThttps://x.com/takanashikiara/status/2068421608843165700
Every time a white supremacist team loses to a voice of the unheard team, it makes me want to get gangbanged by a troop of thugs. Watching white teams lose to Black teams is basically foreplay for me
>>155553890ok calm down Alice van Aken
>>155553896Nicole Sluttercrack
Foul by jamal the german man.
Wirtzlingz just needs more time
>>155553865Every company used science and AI to determine that pink stands out on grass more than any color so they all independently made their boots pink to stand out but since they all did it now no one stands out. Peak midwittery from data-driven marketing fags
>>155553991why is this bitch rooting for schland
>>155553979dragons aren't real matestop shagging my flag
>>155553851they are quite big
>>155553993Why are Americans like this
I watch this sport once every 10 years and of course it has to be a complete shitshow each time
>>155553993>Germany >WhiteAt least watch the game if you're going to rage bait
>>155554054based faith no more fan
>>155553991do you actually believe these are real or just more AI slop to get attention?
>>155550262I overestamated the kraut frauds kek
>>155553946ARNE SLOT WILL PAY FOR HIS CRIMES
>>155553991Wawa...
>>155554074weird that germany has been quite bad for such a long time now
>>155553915We would beat this German team easily Mohammad.
So what exactly is the right way. Is it Ivory Coast or Cote d'Ivoire? I never got it also is there any Ivory there
>>155553641Yeah ok, but there could be several injuries anyway, or none, and in the end you'd sill need a hydration break. Let's call it a briefing break, which it is factually, and let's consider that the game needed to evolve to be less boring.
Where is Hitler?
>>155550792Holy shit how the fuck did I predict this
>Emerse Fae is coaching Cote d'IvoireDidn't that guy die of a heart attack on a pitch in the 2000s?????
>>155554115RARE flaghow are the la paz riots going?
has sane actually dribbled past a single player? many of his passes are not reaching the target either
>>155554090>vtuberworse it's real people acting like AI slop on purpose
I was cynical before the tournament and I’m getting more jaded every game Even if we accidentally win today what’s the point? With this defense any team remotely in contention will just kill us lol
Who's Germanys no 9?
>>155554139The answer might surprise you
>>155554123No you wouldn't, Jamal
>>155554139injured
>>155554127It's Côte d'kyiv
>>155549517I thought Ireland beating Germany today
Based ref. Krauts have gotten WAY too much help over the years.>Lampard goal>2002 refball vs us>Neuer yeeting Higuian, Kramer goring Zabaleta's knee
>>155554127>is there any Ivory thereno, the irish plundered it centuries ago
>>155554174we used to be a real civilization
>>155554127Is it Ireland or Eire?
4 stars btw
>>155554206Yes we would Mohammad
>>155554139In our hearts
>>155554139Dood...
>>155554231
Why does it feel like some teams aren't expecting the other team to press them? They look startled when someone pressures them.
1-1Has to be.
>>155554272one actually, germany didn't win it until 2014
They're playing like Turkey out there. Coincidence?
>want to laugh at Germany>the refball is just too fucking silly to do soFIFA have an agenda desperately trying to get an African team deep
>>155554127Ebony Coast. Kind of like how Greenland really is Iceland and Iceland is really Greenland.
>>155554287No you wouldn't, Jamal.
>>155554231Can't tell anymore from the players these days amirite
>>155554205Kek whats the sauce on this
>>155554205lmao, is that supposed to be (((einstein)))?
>>155554139Namibia
>>155554123Kek the pounders of Paraguay the assaulters of Australia
>>1555542722 asterisks, they roided in 1954 and 1974
"hydration breaks" (ad breaks) have improved the game. You can cry because muh ads but players are more energetic and they change things up mid game, making things more interesting.
>>155554224Nice. Who here /pol/?
PAVLOVIC IS SO FUCKING SHIT
>>155554348Yes we would Mohammad
>>155554291>>155554290>>155554222I blame the jews
>>155554042she's German (Austrian)
>>155554327The DFB Team won four world cups
>>155554359Billy Bat
>>155554127Yties killed all the elefuns
>>155554389Where's Italy?
>>155549517Lose at fussball but vee don't do zat in Germany!
it's rigged BAD
damn Germans look clueless
>>1555541701 of the troublemakers already capitulated (for now), but the other more troublesome ones are still stirring shit up
>>155554332I think it is great how all these teams are honouring American culture in this way by being like a high school shooting with a ton of shots fire by dudes who cannot score.
>>155554389>>155554439Taking an extended hydration break.
>>155554408Sane is worse
comfies have really gone to shit
>>155554205>>155554359>>155554360it is billy bat, from the same guy who did monsterbilly bat focus a lot on conspiracies and what not, the main antagonist for a big part of the manga was basically walt disney
Embarrassing dive
>>155554389only countries that qualified for the world cup are allowed to comment on the customs of the modern gameno i'm not a hypocrite
>>155554139Argentina
>>155554366This German team is shit just like the geriatric Croatia team England beat
Damn, those sure are some pacy ngubus
our commentator keeps fawning over the athleticism and the bodies of the ivory coast players
Niggersman is fat now what happened to him
>>155554478kids are here for the weekend
>>155554439Warming up for the next WC, with Portugal and Spain as hosts it takes 2 big Euro teams out, I'm sure they won't fuck it up
>germany rn
>>1555545332fast4turks
>>155554439I don't give a shit about italy or any team at all, I only care about being entertained and I'm entertained
>>155554531I believe I believe that you would win
>>155554458i wish you the best of luck in ridding your country of the capitalist and/or communist (delete as applicable) scum you don't like.
>>155554531Calm down pedro. They did beat us after all
CUM bros … all these other continents looking soft as baby shit
>>155554559Imagine how quickly they can build railroads with proper direction.
>>155554619t. Napoli
>>155554478i told him to make the thread 5 mins after game start so they all fuck off to sticky first
>>155554591I'm not mad or anything
Holland on again, winner stays on?
>>155554445Very passible tranny
>>155554389I don’t want soccer to be nonstop pressing and attacking and turn into basketball though. I like teams going through spells and needed to use brains or skill to slow the game down and regroup, I like ends of games where players are gassed and spaces start opening and epic lungbusting runs can be respected because the player’s been on for 85’ already and is clearly wiped and pushing himself to the absolute limit, collapsing at the end of it. 5 subs was already bad for the game, hydration breaks on top of that is removing so many elements of gamesmanship and sport outside of athleticism
So niggers can just foul with no calls
Vermisst ihr mich?
germcucks getting blacked
Germany a shit
This is not a comfy thread
that ref is such a jokester
>>155554668Hmm I don't know cause they're also playing again later vs Ecuador. How could they know they'd beat Germany?
>>155554648The chinaman can do the job as well and is much less violent.
ivory coast got that dawg in them
>>155554626I believe that you will have a player under 40 one day>>155554632VPN retard
>Deutschland 0 - 1 Elfenbeinküste
Sqwirtz strikes the ball like he's a malnourished child
>>155554703not their fault German picked nothing but manlets who can't cope with a bit of black bull energy.
ok, that was well done by sane
>>155554712Only fouls this ref calls is when we score.
How come you never see random white people on African teams?
>>155554821kek
>>155554559Rtbf or Flemish ones?
wirtz is kind of frail and lightweight and really not that technically skilled
mfw learning "Musiala" is actually a slavic surname, I thought maybe he got it from his African side.
deutschland is bemüht
Dumbass
how come ivory coast has 10 defenders
>>155554703Just like in everyday life.
off to warm up a beef slice in the microwave. 45 seconds, no more. utterly lovely. Anyone want anything from the pantry?
lol, what's the big deal, germany gonna get out of group anyway, the other 2 teams are awful
>>155554881There are random half-white mutts on African teams though.
>>155554703the matches have been more "physical" in general in this wc. probably marketing so that americans like it more.
Krauts need a beefy Matthaus, Schweinsteiger type nigga in the middle. Do they still make those?
>Germany getting BLACKEDTale as old as time
Kino first half. Hope they can keep this up in the 2nd.
Germany sucks now that they put all of those coloreds on the team
>>155554881Cus they weren't slaves mate, cmon
>>155555013'fraid only frail mutts and slavs
>>155555042>nowlmao, they got grouped twice in a row the last decade
Don't give up Germany I believe in you! ^_^
>>155554995
>>155554559And they should.Those negros kept their game up for the entirety of the 90 minutes against Ecuador.
>>155554997Seem to call pretty fine when you blow wind in the generql direction of a negro, disallowed a clean german goal.
>the German feen on TSN has no commercials The only bright spot of this game so far
>>155554772Dutch antillies basically their C team. Do they play in neon orange too?
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>>155555042the last two world cups were won by mostly non-white teams
>Neuer>Actually a veteran playerWho writes this shit?
Comfy facts>No nation has played more matches in the World Cup finals than Germany (106 total matches).>The beloved gummy bear was invented in Germany in the 1920s by Hans Riegel, the founder of Haribo.>The Basilica of Our Lady of Peace in Yamoussoukro, Cote D'Ivoire, is the largest church in the world, surpassing even St. Peter's Basilica in the Vatican.>Soccer legend Didier Drogba is a national hero who famously helped halt a civil war in 2005 by appealing for peace on national television.
>>155554881Because nobody, not even niggers want to live there
Time to do my battle ropes
>>155555119That's what I mean. They won in 2014 with Whites. Now they just suck bc of all the coloreds. 3 WC in a row.
>>155554887the flemish version
Will someone explain to me why people think he's good?
>>155555240because football (or soccair as you lot like to call it) is a game that only the impoverished succeed at. that's why they all sound like dribbling morons when they get interviewed. because they are.
>>155555297>The Basilica of Our Lady of PeaceNice, didn't know that.
>THIRD World cup where we wont enter the final stageWho has cursed us and Italy?
>>155555297Germany is good at Olympic sports too.
>>155555297>>The beloved gummy bear was invented in Germany in the 1920s by Hans Riegel, the founder of Haribo.Was this the most famous thing the Germans created in the 1920s?
>>155553558players on the field doesn't matter if your coach is bad, your federation is incompetent and the players are out of sync or don't care or overrated. I would know. USA fans that supported during berhalter would know too. Brazil knows now too. Football isn't ultimate team after all. DR Congo are also just a really good defensive team
>>155555482*was
Christian Pulisic is too priestly to pull off a comic relief character role. Nodding and smiling isn't funny. Scrap those commercials.
>>155555482hope you are not including GDR's doped to the gills medals in that assessment.
>>155554907Musiał or Musial is a Polish surname meaning "he had to" or "she had to." Notable people with this surname include the American baseball player Stan Musial and the German footballer Jamal Musiala.Damn, got his first police alibi in his name so he can't forget it
>>155555522You see...eh...
>>155555478This is our year sorry God is on our side
>>155554139He was in Boston last night reluctantly subbing on Endrick
>>155555688:^)
NEW>>155549938>>155549938>>155549938
Let this be a lesson to Germany: never trust (((lightskins))) with anything. White women are soul sucking Yakubian wraiths that ruin everything they touch, including their own spawn.
>38-39 degrees the next couple of days>in JuneI remember when it was a sensation to hit 40 in the peak of summer
Since when is Turkey pronounced "TURKEEYAY"?
>>155555522adidas probably, although back then it was called Dassler Brothers Shoe Factory
>>155555538i googled after reading your post and yep..since 2021 they got 8 managers, no fucking way this would do anything goodhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Nigeria_national_football_team_managers
>>155555802isnt late june summer.
>every TV ad shows mixed race couplesIt's kind of exhausting
>>155555522Germany invented these mints
>>155554585I just realized conmebol qualifiers are gonna be kinda wack next world cup
>>155555914don't worry anon i'm sure you will find a gf/bf in time
>>155555839It's pronounced "türki"
>>155555914>2026 >still having problem with adspeak boomer shit
>>155555914Stop noticing things
>>155554559 Because they are cucks
Can we just put Sane down? Just like shoot him into a shallow ditch?
>>155555914Ah I thought it was just here, it's tiring indeed.
Gercucks left the stadium?
>>155555577I went to Veltins Arena for a heavy metal festival and I thought the surrounding area was beautiful.
>>155556046>problem with AIDSFTFY
>>155556117They never came.
damn the commentators here are in love with the big ivorian cock, what's up with that?
Germans had a whole week to deal with Ivory Coast pacey ngubus and suck
Wait we got robbed 2 goals? On a scale from 1 to mafia how rigged is this?
>>155556610the first one was pavlovic having contact with the goalkeeperthe second was was a legit foul from one of our mutts
>>155556610Those calls were legit.
>>155556693>>155556726Fine. Still don't have to like it.
>have ameican dad>have no contact with him
I CAN'T BREEF
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
>>155557918>he is healed againit's a miracle
nice goal germany
undav should play from the beginning
germany loves to bully shit teams like brasil and whoraçao but will falter when playing against real teams like Based of Marfim.
I think it's over for Ivory Coast. Germany is into the game again.
>>155558175>Germany is into the game again.time for hydration break lol
Well, unless the break ruins it all lol
things are getting a bit too heated therehave some drinks :)
with the new 1 minute out rule they don't stay down anymore the little bitches AHAH
that fucking ref
John Diamond is the most obvious Elanga regen once he hits the Bremya leeg
>1 - 1Are we back again?
bruh that was scary
Another guy that strikes the ball like a baby gazelle
Deserved.Ivory Coast fucked up too many chances.
undav has almost scored 1 goal per match on average now for germany
>2 - 1We are so back.
HE DID IT AGAIN
ref will only end the match when there is a draw
Turkish nigger is literally a mercenary.Nice "german" team
Deserved win. Ivory fucked too many chances.
germany shat themselves too much in the end it was kinda pathetic to be honest
>>155560580bro you cannot STILL be mad
