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this is the peak retarded american post1. something about protestants/christianity no one cares about. the american mind sees christian branches as football teams with club rivalries2. Chat gpt screenshot. the screenshot is in light mode too, and too big3. 'glow up' retarded lingo4. 0: smiley looks awful. It should be :0. Also the ) typo at the end5. iPhone filename
>>1555619780: ) is an angel smiling. An unknown sight to your people it seems.
>>155561725Religious groups in Germany (2025):No Religious Affiliation: ~45%Roman Catholicism: ~24%Protestantism: ~22%Islam: ~5% (primarily Sunni)Eastern/Oriental Orthodoxy: ~2%Other Religions (Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Yazidism): ~2% collectivelyWe're mostly heathens these days, but Catholics are our biggest religious group
>>155561978Based
>>155562145Yeah but you invented Martin Luther so you’re stuck with us.
>>155561978>5. iPhone filenameThat's not an iphone filename, I'd know because I have iphone filenames filtered and this thread isn't filtered/[A-F0-9]{8}-[A-F0-9]{4}-[A-F0-9]{4}-[A-F0-9]{4}-[A-F0-9]{12}/iphone filenames get filtered by this theyre something like xxxxxxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx
>>155561978iphones are for gay poorfags. the rest of your post is awful and it's called sawker
>>155562218Buddhist detected.
>>155562145> but Catholics are our biggest religious groupIt must be just boomers, in literally all of my school years there were so little catholics that they put them into the "ethics" class with the muslims while 90% of every class was evangelical. I guess we weren't allowed to have religion class together?
>>155561725With Protestantism, you win
>>155561725I can't support the distinction of "protestants" because for some reason people include calvinists who are literal, actual, heretics.
>>155562145You have to do something about the Bavarian probblem.
>>155562339>heretics>have ruled the world for last 300 yearskek
>>155562333Well, I'm afraid it sounds like you're Nothern German...
>>155562333Southern and Western Germany are mostly Catholic. Northern Germany is Protestant.Eastern Germany is nothing.
>>155562339I’d take a Presbo over a Sikh any day.
>>155562507The southern parts of the Netherlands are Catholic too. It’s a litmus test for Nordic vs equatorial people.
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>>155562228it was just a joke. can't a monk be funny once in a while?
>>155561725People still use the term Protestant? I thought it was changed to shabbostant.
>>155561978thank you for this post, internet police
>>155561978>Ur gayLmao
>>155562924BRATZ MUNKY!THAT FUNKY MUNKY!nailedit.mp3
>>155561725Every German of value is Catholic.West Germany = multiple time World Cup Winner. East Germany = 0 cups, billions of rapes commited by soviets and statues erected in commemoration of said rapes. Catholic Germans = fun beer drinkers. Protestant Germans = tattooed pierced dick faggots having gay orgies in grafitti filled alleyways>>155562946They're called Retardestants. Same way how in the US, protestantism correlates with black / low iq populations while practically every part that actually contributes to culture, the economy, and academic achivement is Catholic plurality.
>>155562946Ch-ch-changes … turn and face the strange
>>155562228Since when have Americans cared about unroyal Martin Luther? You consider him an evil antisemite.
>>155561978FPBP
>>155561725Swiss Guard defend the Pope
>>155561978>this is the peak retarded american post>1. something about protestants/christianity no one cares about. the american mind sees christian branches as football teams with club rivalries>2. Chat gpt screenshot. the screenshot is in light mode too, and too big>3. 'glow up' retarded lingo>4. 0: smiley looks awful. It should be :0. Also the ) typo at the end>5. iPhone filename
>>155565439I kneel
>>155562228>invented Martin LutherESL-kun...
>>155563090>while practically every part that actually contributes to culture, the economy, and academic achivement is Catholic plurality.Back when New England was a hub of culture and progress it was Protestant, the fact that millions of micks and shitalians flooded it does't mean that the achievements of the region were done by Catholics.
>>155565687If we get blamed for Trump we get to blame Germany for Martin Luther
>>155561978>asked to say something nice>goes on acerbic screed
