mogged edition no footy until thursday
day 2 of mofap
wake up neet spackies
>Toby Greene has joined Zak Butters in a costly club, as the first two AFL players to amass more than $50,000 in tribunal fines.Manlet rage is real.
Harley Reid is ELITE
>>155605772and scott pendlebury is SHITEa mediocre career only notable for glorychasing the games total
IF sydney wins against bane here...THEN they will still get gaped in a grand final
anyone who thinks these threads are shit should browse /hoc/ or /heem/ makes you appreciate the discourse here. and i even like watching nhl every now and then.
wake up spackys
Good morning alf
>The AFL is reportedly considering major fixture changes from 2028 >Play-in tournaments, extra silverware, shorter game time and even the return of Rivalry Round have all been floated.
what the fuck even is a play in tournament i know for certain its going to be shit with how the afl does everything
>>155600002gmasoulful gifx
>>155610383Yep, crisp. Ruining the game further.
>>155610383>shorter game timeI love how they sneak this in. They tried it in 2020 and got earned backlash. Can Dillon fuck off already?
>>155606424obsessed. get help.
Guten Morgen, ScheißeIdioten what sort of gay shit you all been indulging in ?
they only shorten the match length when they want more gamesafl finna bring in the 20th team and go to full home and away 38 game season. might as well change the name to premier league in that case
>>155610474>what the fuck even is a play in tournamentBasically a whole finals system before the finals actually happens. Not sure how it will be possible really unless you expand the teams eligible for finals and then take a 3 week gap at the end of the season to do it. I dont think teams that finish in the top 4 will want to sit around for 3 weeks so 12 can play 7th to see who actually makes the real "finals"
Afl matches need hydration breaks, or maybe mental health breaks so they can fit more ads in.
>>155610383controversial but I didn't hate the 18 game season, 16 minute quarters of 2020. it was cool having footy every night and I'm sure the players would have been less likely to get injured given a reduced workload. rivalry round and heritage round should have come back ages ago, the other shit is americanised nonsensefix holding the ball, ducking, and congestion in the f50 and d50 and I might start watching again
weren't the afl planning an in-season tournament as well?
>>155611130what an utterly ridiculous proposal from the afl.having wildcard is bad enough for rewarding shitters who lost more games than they won, this is even worse.
>>155611120prefer coopers blue, me
>>155612708for breakfast? dude, try coffee. or tea.
>>155612909Good goy
>>155612949ok rummy.
>>155612909weird seethe champjust saying i prefer it as a beerbrekky for me is a slice of cheese and zero sugar monster yunmo
>>155613047a slice of cheese and whatever glug that is.. maybe stick with beer.
>>155613161maybe stick it up your arse fuckwit
>>155613199lol wow you're quite testy aren't ya lil guy. piss the bed again? have a second slice of cheese.
don't try me fuckwit or you'll regret it. final warning.
>>155613374I'm trying not to laugh at you cheesey bed-blaster. Enjoying the soccer? Bet you're loving it.
fuck up wog dickhead
imagine norph makes the finals. sounds wilder than it is
still remember how norf got absolutely buttblasted at vol kaneo for pointing out how sheezel racks up ball but has no impact kekwhat a sad club
>>155616617yet the same media wanks over nick daicos literally doing the same thing but worse
>>155611461yeah who could forget games like this one
rivalry round is cringe as fuck>carlton v collingwood>le epic state derbies/showdowns!!!!>and ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hawthorn and cats had some close games almost 20 years ago i guess
>>155617285>t. st kilda, bulldogs, demons, or norf customer
>>155617153true but sheezel plays for an irrelevant shitter club
hello can I have a sandwich
>>1556175686 of these clubs aren't from victoria
>>155617568>werribee>willy>franga>coburgrumours of the vfa's demise appear to be unfounded
my 'burgs :')
fuck up burgspergor cosperg, whatever sounds better
MY Leggies
>>155617568>that bottom 4lmao bane, collingwood, gold coast and richmond are FUCKED
>>155617215I actually remember this game, it was brad close's debut and serong got 100 as a supercoach rookie. it was pissing down pretty much all game
>>155618197my pies (older than poolingwood) are fucked
>>155618111they both sound good
>tfw geelong are on a bye next weekend
>saints chasing neale
>>155619265what can they afford to pay? a bag of chips?
>>155617828is vegemite ok?
>>155617828trade for caxias do sul gf
>>155619265another absolute waste of time and money, the aints are beyond retarded and useless.
cannot wait until this faggot wogball comp is over, /sp/ is unusable outside of select generals when this shit is on
>Have star ruck Rowan Marshall>Pay bazillion dollars for Tom De Koning>Refuse to trade Marshall when he wants out because 'we can make two rucks work :^)'>Play them together, it's mediocre>Tom De Koning gets busted ribs and a punctured lung, whilst Marshall fucks up his shoulder all in the same game>Now St. Kilda has no rucksTop keks
>>155610918Shorter game time will give rise to AFL's own speedy ngubu era, similar to what soccer got when they introduced hydration breaks.It will help grow the game and improve crowd excitement.
wogball is dying
>>155621480>checks catalogue I disagree
Reading that the kiwis were robbed?
simply do not care take it elsewhere
>>155621538this
>>155612683Again, Everyone should be rooting for Collingwood to finish 10th and win the flag.It's the quickest way to kill the Wildcard bullshit and save the code.
>>155621640huh? its literally created to get 90k victorian idiots attend the mcg
>>155618912Club is older, They adopted the name the "magpies" 10 years after Collingwood though.
>>155621669The collective outrage of an undeserved flag will force the AFL to look at it.
>>155621373>ynr st kilda picked jack billings instead of da bont
>>155621230finna call this bird flu hotline and report some dead kiwis.
gay swans, sick magpies; when will the new chink virus stop fucking with zee burrrrds
>>155621696seethe more about it champ>>155621640dumb fuck, that's exactly why the afl put it in
>>155621373Same deal with Grundy and Gawn in Melbourne.Not sure why they didn't learn from that.Having two dedicated ruckmen is a stupid idea. Far better of with another forward who can pinch hit in the ruck.
>>155621852Not seething, just reminding you of your place pretender.
just woke upmight seethe about wogball later
>>155621538still this
Woke up regretting might go back to neet life
>>155621230Chan in general was dead before the World Cup Im just happy that threads cant last 50 days without getting autosaged
>>155621884im not a freo fan so not sure how im a pretender
>joshy posts tranny porn all night>no nrlel thread all daycurious
>>155622187/nrl/chads watch it on television, not post about it on the chan.
they post tranny porn in /afl/ instead of posting in their own terrible thread kek
I like a lot of joshs postings, except the porn
How did Josh become the tranny poster?I thought Josh was the betfag hiding it from his wife who posted something which led to his (her?) facebook profile being found and posted about in the thread for a few hours.
>>155622256 i don't
big fan of red frogs, me
>>155622602yeah they're greatyou'd think raspberries would taste the same, but weirdly they don't
i am not a weeb but i have katsu curry quite often as there's a place near my work that is both pretty good and very cheap
>>155622040what is up banechod
Might move australia
>>155622853You’ll fit right in!
Genuinely don't get the seething at the world cup. Its once every 4 years, and brings people together. How often do you see a packed stadium for an African team against an Asian team, or a European team against a South American team
>>155622663goyslop full of chemicals innit lad>>155622853please swim our beach
>>155610383>shorter game timeObjectively a good thing.
They should also spread out weeks game over 2.Its just so overwhelming. And i dont want to sit 6 months with no foopy
>>155623018soccer = wogball = immigrants = gay
>>155622853please fuck off you have india at home whats the point in coming here
Spain played well over night
>>155623018because wogball is a shit sport and half of this board is wasted on wogball threads even when the fucking world cup isn't on. i would rather not hear about this abhorrent sport ever again, once every 4 years is still too much
>>155623018its the peak of sport reallyfar better than the slopympics
jaidyn’s having another melty, lads
justice for sunny
>>155623378the game’s gone
>>155623378 the Indians are involved in this mark my words
Why do you cucks defend the AFL for shit like this? Why are you determined to suck all the joy out of the game?
>>155623378>>155623505The A-League would never
>>155623378what the fuck??Dillon is killing the game.
>>155623378fat slut lose some weight ffs
Why are Collingwood and Collingwood fans in such a strong state of denial?McRae actually believes the premiership window is still open, and they urgently need to capitalize while a 38 year old Pendlebury and 35 year old Sidebottom are still around.3-year big money deal on the table for a 34 year old Lachie Neale.Desperately trying to lure Zak Butters, Bailey Humphrey, Ben King and Matt Rowell.Oldest list in the AFL ever, and the worst youth in the AFL by far.
>>155623615obviously but facing reality is going to piss more people off and result in a substantial number of fairweathers hanging on from their recent success leaving and taking their money elsewhere. to admit defeat is bad pr.if you were in fly's shoes, would you do any different? try to salvage this list with free agents and a saints-esque spending spree? after all, to admit you need to rebuild is to resign yourself to failure which isn't going to go down well to the board.
bailey humphrey is a mental midget would suit sloppingwood
>>155623677At the very least you try to do what Geelong did and gradually transition to a younger list. Collingwood had the oldest list in the AFL 3 years ago and still chose to throw away all their good picks for Schultz and Houston.I keep seeing Collingwood fans say "we don't bottom out like Richmond". The irony of this statement is that Richmond tried to do the same thing, throwing all their picks away from Hopper and Taranto when they had an old, cooked list. Collingwood are in that exact same spot as Richmond at the end of 2022, except they are in an even stronger state of denial.You can't keep challenging with no elite talent coming through. At best they will just remain good enough to be a middling club, and you never want to be stuck in the middle...
Average age: 25.6 (oldest)Average games: 94.7 (most experienced)Most games: Scott Pendlebury (425)Players with 100-plus games: 18Players with less than 50 games: 22
>>155623378games gone.
Collingwood are FUCKED
>>155610383fuck off literally just leave the fucking game alone you dogs >>155610918players (dangerfield) are the ones pushing for it
we'll wrap our vaginas around penises
>>155623834>Players with less than 50 games: 22and how many of them are they actually playing in their lineup? like 3? kek>>155623615personally i find it hilarious, going to be very funny seeing them be shit like iggs/dosn for a while
Just planted the seeds of a rumour that the AFL has directly paid off WC refs to make Australia lose against Paraguay. Expect them to eat this shit up like the "AFL paid the Stat Govt for no fed Square viewings" rumour.
muh tv ratings
>>155623505The dog pisses and shits on the ground. Players are sick of having their noses rubbed in it.
>>155623713i absolutely agree and they probably thought they were doing that by pursuing houston and schultz, who are genuinely worse than taranto and hopper (and i say that as a poot fan who would have liked to keep houston), but i think collingwood are in a tough place and can't admit they are fucked because they know a good portion of their memberships will dry up and they'll be relegated to playing at docklands. so they have to tell themselves they can compete.i think even mcrae realises this but it's just not feasible to come out and say that when you have as much media coverage as they do. also collingwood fans genuinely know fucking nothing, they're the most feral but also the most cazzie fuckwits.
>>155623378>nooo the heckin pupparino!!! Whites worship dogs, an animal that eats it's own shit
>>155624093Browns reside in that shit you mentioned
>Bulldogs bans kids from community childcare>Docklands bans dog from free dog parkFair is fair.
good to see australia is close to the end of their tournament in the monkeballpeople can stop pretending anyone cares about it
dogs are reddit
>>155624061In the very rare occasions it does, it's immediately cleaned by the owner, brainlet.
>lets take the doggo to bunnings!
>>155624150>people can stop pretending anyone cares about itmost played sport in the country desu
dont make him post the graph
>>155624150I've been really starting to hate it. Soccer fans are an annoying biomass of annoyance
>>155624181why do you constantly say this like it means these people actually like wogball? people play soccer because they won't get hurt playing it and it keeps them fit. clearly it doesn't translate into being a fan of soccer as 42% of the population are afl fans while only 30% are soccer fans. so why bother arguing this?
>>155624150If we at least draw with Paraguay, we are through to the round of 32 (and then likely lose to Belgium o algo)
>>155624217>Soccer fans are an annoying biomass of annoyance
>>155624219>most played sport in the country>that somehow translates to people not really liking ita truly baffling line of argument
I’m just so so sad all the time, I’ll kill myself
the fact you are even talking about wogball in an afl community proves how dead your shit sport is in this country
>>155624243At least on /sp/. Really lowbrow threads and stupid discussions.
>>155624249the results speak for themselves pedrothey don't even follow elite europoor leagues, they play soccer and then watch afl instead
Remember when all the wogs blamed the AFL for australia not getting the World Cup because they weren’t willing to suspend their season for 2 months? Even though the bid never had a chance to begin with
>everyone once played t-ball at school so t-ball is the most popular sport in the country
>>155624278>"sports" (or leagues?) by "fan base" (whatever that means) by % (of whom?)what does this poorly made chart have to do with which is the most played sport in the country?
>>155624305Can you not tell the difference between s sport that is played and a sport that is followed? Soccer is a light and easy recreational activity here
>>155623378>Marvel Stadium has overturned its decision!>Sunny will be allowed on the grass at Marvel Stadium. Order restored
he's still coping because he can't understand the simple argument: playing soccer doesn't make you a soccer fan. most of the numbers of soccer players are children who will move on to play afl when their parents aren't paranoid of them getting hurt. then email senders will play soccer while watching other sport leagues in the country because they don't want to get hurt and soccer is a game that rewards pretending to be hurt for free kicks
>>155624318>Can you not tell the difference between s sport that is played and a sport that is followed?there is a difference, and that's exactly the point i'm making. 'soccer' is the most played sport in the country; your chart is irrelevant to this fact, it doesn't even address the topic.
>>155624325we did it reddit!
pedro needs to work on his english comprehension clearlyno-one cares about wogball in australia. they just play it. they don't give a shit about it beyond kicking the ball around for an hour. they actually care about and invest time into afl.
where does this general sit in the hierarchy of afl related communities
>>155624351>conjecture>people don't care about a sport they playjaidyn didn't finish school and it shows
here comes the brownoid seething again
ENOUGH IS ENOUGHSOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE ABOUT THE SHARKS
i no longer believe i am the most schizophrenic man itt
>>155624331Ok, it's the most played sport and at the same time no one could tell who you won the English Premier League let alone the A-league. Is that your point?
Our beaches belong to US. No animal is more important than a single human life. Shark attacks have doubled in the last 10 years
if you call for the death of sharks you must be the first into the water to fight them to death or you're a coward
>>155624397my point is that because it's the most played sport in the country (which you now seem to admit), that fact is a direct contradiction and refutation of your claim that no one cares about it.
>>155624397exactlyit doesn't translate into interest in the sport at all. soccer is irrelevant beyond kicking the ball around on the weekend for most people. pedro here can't seem to wrap his head around that point. popularity is more than just how much it gets played, it's consistent interest and viewership of domestic and foreign leagues (the epl deal is worth an 8th of even the nrl deal in aus, let alone a popular sport like afl), attendance at domestic competitions, merchandise of domestic and foreign teams. at the end of the day, even in nrl territory you're more likely to see someone wearing an afl cap than an epl jersey. no-one cares about wogball.
If everyone loves soccer so much how come the aleague gets like 5,000 people to each game
>>155624433and you see ny yankees and la dodgers hats everywhere, by your logic that means australia is a huge baseball nation
>>155624426Love the little "(which you seem to admit)". Since you're arguing semantics now I'm going to assume my point has gotten across.
the majority of people suck penises
>>155624447those are genuinely just fashion items though and most of them are on immigrants or tourists from asiaits like a nirvana tshirt, most of the people wearing them only like taylor swift but wear it because it "looks good"
the majority of people are killed by sharks
>>155624454your point was addressed and refuted
>>155624457watched a porno today one of those slop sexmex ones and the dudes getting head then girl stops and the dude just bends down and starts kissing the bell end. closed it then and my day has been ruined since.
Dad walked in on me watching moe anime and called me a poofter :(
i use ubuntu, i think it's good
>>155624488What was it?
>>155624493move out
>>155624521I'm unwilling to pay rent to fund a boomers parasitic lifestyle
Sydney Swans are actually frauds. They have been the most unconvincing team in the top 4 all year and will get exposed in September like they always do
Curnow hasn’t stood up in a big game in his life
>>155624567crisphaven't beaten a good team except bane and they needed an injury crisis and a totally depleted backline to pull it offbane will gape shitney this time
>>155624567>>155624605Finishing third is a free home prelim.
>>155624690they've been kissed on the dick with a pissweak fixture so of course that'd continue into finals, but they are not a serious flag threat. might play in a granny but it will be another capitulation
anyone had the new kfc parmi double yet
>>155624736https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HHcPXRQfQ0
>>155624736>>155624808>1 hour agoSamefagging and advertising. kys, Greg.
>>155624840oh my god
>>155624736 DUK DUK DUK GET INSPIRED HOW ABOUT THAT
fuck up jaiyden
>>155624514arch mei probably shouldve gone for something easier but oh well, ive committed and am too stubborn to switch
fuck off to /g/
I love my linux set up
if you get paid weekly or fortnightly you almost certainly do not work an important job
jaidyn means victory
>>155624944good thing your mum gets paid by the hour then
it's hard to tell what this new spergclash is about
>>155624944Kek yeah. Imagine a CEO getting paid weekly
>>155624944god shut the fuck up monthly pay is the biggest scam any company can sell you. bet you work for some big firm bullshit. fucking cuck.
super is a scam
why is gayo trying to shill me these gronks
Sydney will won the flagTheyve been playing without some of their best players and still winning. Gulden, Papley, McCartin recently, heeney had a a couple out, roberts, mills, McKinerney now..still winningTotally different team both in composition, style and age.Those losing gfs a lot of them were young like warner gulden and mcdonald who was dropped even though in form for sam reid. Blokes like him and buddy were at the end of their careers, blokes like florent who are lifetime passengers and turnover kings gone now thankfully, its more a reflection of how shit the rest of the comp was, letting rookies and old dudes through to a grand final. And they still made it.Just low iq thinking Sydney arent a threat and shows a complete lack of footy knowledge. Only real threat at full strength, which they will be at finals, is Fremantle.
Bed time looms
>>155625011sydney players are going down like flies, they peaked to early again
>>155625021They'll all be back for finals. Guldens back for bane, hes ready anyway
>>155625015I’m so tried too
Curnow is going to go absolutely ballistic when he peaks at the end of the year. It's going to be raining big contested marks and huge goals.
>>155625044he might actually be the worst finals player of all time
>>155625046Well you aren't prepared for what you're going to see come september
>>155625058i know what ill seesyndey ruining another grand final by half time
begins his cope paragraph with an esl-tier slip up, yep champ you definitely are right!sydney are utter frauds who haven't beaten a good team without a mountain of injuries helping them, they actually look worse than they did in 2024 where they were essentially undefeated barring one bizarre loss to richmond until they lost the plot in the last few rounds. at least in that season they beat teams at their level.
>>155625073Won't be Curnow's fault. He is going to show up to the big show.
Sydneys had a mountain of injuries too cazzie
curnow already goes missing in games against top 8 sides yet he's going to be huge in finalsswans fuckheads seriously have no idea what they are talking about. it's almost like they only tune in when sydney is going well and then leave whenever they are going shit... almost like they are cazzie fairweathers...
>>155625105
core catsperg on the hard seethe kek
I just don’t care any more
Charlie Turdrows
the cazzie fairweathers are all chirpy but will leave the moment their shit team gets exposed in a grannyalso keep coping over some imagined catsperg, im not even a geelong fan but they beat you deadshits and proved you aren't a real threat kek
>>155625113Half the battle is knowing when to peak and keeping your weapons hidden from the opposition . He's essentially waiting for the right moment to take the ankle weights off and show his true form
>>155625021Sydney have barely played anyone good. Looking at the top teams, they:Beat baneLost to hawthornBeat dogsLost to geelongSo fuckall. Rest of their wins are are against mid or shithouse teams and some they were lucky to win (north, port dees, all 2-3 goal wins). Thursday will be very interesting to see which of them or bane are frauds this year.
>>155624736>>155624808>eating KFC>ever
*makes you seethe*
>>155625044Yeah, peaks in august then goes missing in september kek>>155625113It's hilarious, blues fans were complaining for years about how he'd spank shit teams then go missing against good ones, but changing his team is going to magically fix that
>>155625150yeah he decides to kick 6 on the eagles and no-one else, even carlton wogs weren't as delusional as you and they actually thought they could win a flag. of course if you weren't a complete and utter cazzie you'd know he's worthless
>>155625158King shit
>>155625153you forgotbeat bane missing half their best 22 and beat dogs missing half their best 22
>>155623236>coming to /sp/ and getting mad people are discussing sportsThe absolute state of (you)
Curnows been playing well recently. Reckon Guldens gunna feed the big fella a few goals.
I hope i don't have a hard day tomorrow>going to work at the hard day factory cat.jpg
im playing modded skyrim all night might watch the wogball then sleep in and get up for lunch or something
>>155625206t. gets paid weekly
>>155625213No mods can make that game good tho
why do you blokes love jordan lewis takes so muich
Why on earth is someone in this this thread so focused on the occurrence of payment of wages/salary?
>>155625213Which mods
>>155625149>the cazzie fairweathers are all chirpy but will leave the moment their shit team gets exposed in a grannyIt's called enjoying things and not taking it too seriously.Couldn't give a shit about the year's AFL season by 10pm on grand final day. May pay some attention to trade period if there's some interesting stuff happening, but other than that it's on to different sports.
this guy literally gets into a tizzy anytime someone doesnt respect his swans
>>155625397this but cats
btw my pies are still in a premiership window. young players are overrated, veterans have the important ball knowledge and the skills to withstand long campaigns.
Messi kino tonight, lads
Desperately need a (you) on one of my shitty posts
>Anon says some untrue crap about a team>Correct them>Get labelled TEAMspergIt's absolute bullshit.
>>155625420Wake me up when it's Ronaldo's time.
>>155625189here you go mate, can tell this is one of your posts
>>155625443Wednesday morning
ronaldo mcdonaldo
>>155625455heh
>>155625455uhhh tsuuusters….?
>Waiting for Ronaldo's time to wake upThis guy is in a coma.
Can feel that Hungry Jacks approaching my anus.
made a messi when i did a big soccer in the toilet
>Carlton going to go 7-0 under FraserHope they appoint him then, because they're a legit chance to go 0-7 after that to end the season.
messi is still so goodwe're blessed to see him play football
>le world cup badReminder, contrarianism isn't a personality
>>155625510Crisp gay sex enjoyer
>>155625505so true
crazy how they tell you to watch the current thing and then get upset when you dont join them
>>155625515>gay sex bad xdI do not get this obsession, and no I'm not gay
>>155625501i'd like to see carlton halfway decent again
saying the world cup is bad is like saying puppies and cookies are badyou just look dumb :P
Top o the morning to yes. That aus jumper is NOT good
>>155625552irish are much more fuckable
>>155625552Yikes: 7CORRRR: 0
Steer well clear of Facebook if you want to avoid people posting ignorant, ill informed comments such as 'in my day, we just called it summer' Make no mistake, this is a climate crisis.
take the wogball talk to the five hundred shitty wogball threads you brown subhumans>my brown subhuman iz bettar than urs!divegrassfags are so pathetic and cringeworthy kek
>>155625592Yeah, more sticking things up your arse and tranny porn, thanks.
>>155625560right would get it
>>155625601you are free to stop posting in the general any time juan
this anti soccer bloke's terminally online
I haven't watched any of the World Cup because I'm not interested
SOCCER BAD IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY, LOOK EVERYONE, I HATE SOCCER AND THE WORLD CUP - LOOK AT HOW EDGY AND COUNTER CULTURE I AM
Lachie to the Crows?
really struggling to make black people in the game im makingmight be suicide to release it without them though
>>155625677you making an ice hockey game?
>>155625653fat slut
>>155625653puta
>>155625690
>>155625653I mean… who wouldn’t
>>155625690i dont get this
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-57581054
>>155625653Sex havers, those are implants, right?Assuming yes, what is it with the girls up in Queensland getting their breasts stuffed with silicone?
>>155625653collar bones too prominent
>>155625653Truly scary when their face has so much fillers that the smile never reaches her eyes and gives that soulless only fans look you see.
>>155625727>Not being a collarbone chadIt's the best part of older ladies who have taken care of themselves.
>>155625653bpd thousand cock stare eyes
>>1556257291000 dick stare
I NEED to fuck a hot young slut
>>155625653lachie grew up supporting port
Better call Saul is KINO, maybe the best tv show I’ve watched
Had to double check and that was the affair partner. Utterly grim and not worth breaking up your family over.
>>155625766She’s filled her tits and face with silicone since then. Used to look better
>>155625760Breaking Bad was extremely overrated shit so can only assume Better Call Saul is as well.
already in bed
>Ross Lyon told St. Kilda not to recruit Murphy Reid because Reid bullied his kid>Now he's bullying their entire football clubOh no no no.
>>155625766Imagine how she and he must have behaved in the months leading up to actually sleeping together, god that would’ve been the funnest part the slow build leading up the an absolute moment of passion, total crescendo
>>155625804hot as fuck when a women desires you
the afl is full of dickhead bullies, the sorts of who would've picked on the likes of us in school
Some people want to fill the world with silly love songsWell what’s wrong with that? I’d like to know
>>155625818crisp wings chad
>>155625786It’s way more multidimensional than breaking bad, which I didn’t like that much
spinoffs are for brainlets
me so hungry
give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you
>>155625880based eddie betts
Just waiting for the Mayor of Sleepytown to enter me.
Is the mayor of sleepytown related to the mayor of lazytown?
i always think of the mayor from that cormac mccarthy novel for some reason when he posts
>>155625978i'm an idiot, meant the judge in blood meridian
i deserve sex
>>155625991Crisp virgin
Lads, breaking news, Jules Neale has had her tattoo dedicated to Lachie removed.....
>>155625996she cant remove all the times he cummed inside her
>>155626008No but Steven May
>>155625996>Tattooing someone's name on youGrim. Unless they're dead.
>>155625996she had it tattooed over with an ace of spades
why is it always about black dicks with you blokes
I just found out that schnitzels were actually just milaneses all along. crazy how long germans had perpetuated this charade, this flagrant con job
>>155626151American media has corrupted the youth so they now speak, act and think like Americans.
>>155625996>>155626058(USERS SHOULD BE BANNED FOR THESE POSTS)
Who here shouldermaxes?
>>155626186They look like small shoulders? Collarbone angle is maxxed though.
>>155626186This dude framemogs
>>155626186How do skeletons shouldermax... without going to the gym haha
would footy be better if they didnt pay marks unless it was contested?it would be less like netball i reakon
>>155626231Sounds too much like soccer
>>155626231no, bad for stats
>>155626186Absolutely mog his stumpy fingers.
>>155626231Plays would stand back from a high/long ball and absolutely bury the person standing under it.
Have you blokes ever found a perfectly spherical item?
>>155626293looks like you thought about introducing a new rule more than greg swan
there should be three 30 mins period of play with ten minute breaks in between and added stoppage time at the end of each period of play
>>155626293isnt that a good thing
>>155626231almost like gaelic footy
do you guys like playing card games?
>>155626435Yes, I love to
>>155626536nice
>>155626555You?
>>155626573yeah
>>155626580Crisp
Fix me a drinkMake it a strong oneHey /afl/, a drink Make it a long one
I’m a living legend
>>155626621Crisp SoccerCHAD
Games gone.
there won't be a 19th team, tas won't happen
i genuinely have $0.75 in my bank account and a few gold coins to my name
Keeping off topic midweek please you blokes
AFL?more likeGAYFLHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAH
>>155626435Someone in my high school used to go into yu gi oh tournaments. He kept it a secret and you wouldn't suspect it back then
>>155626670$3.50 at the servo
>>155626697how were they?
>>155626722At the game? Idk. It's popular now so I'd imagine he's still doing it
Thinking about buying an akubra
>>155626751>It's popular now so I'd imagine he's still doing itAssuming you're not a zoomer, back then it was full of soul. Now it's all instant KO turn 1 wins.
>>155626765never a good look unless you're legitimately living out in the sticks
Crisp Yu-gi-oh gameplay footage.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XJm1Txou8k
>>155627068So it's called an ftk and there's entire decks built around this. Definitely not the game i knew
I want god to have no mercy on me
>>155625592you trying to instil a respect for the rules, like some kinda sperg? maybe bitch to someone who cafres, and can do something you approve of, like a snotty suckup bitch
>>155627264I pray that god has mercy on your sole.
>>155624942what you on
made a ripping pasta
nice
need a spicy latina gf so much
>>155627824*be's the post*
>>155627824a real mouthy bossy one
Collingwood no longer in the 10.
What happened last time they were minor premiers?
nm u?
made cummies
iggs
>>155630339it's 3am, we are not your 24hr on call help desk you paki. try an ai, you lot seem so proud of pretending you're programming them.
there's a few forks available, why dont you ask some devs on github, tailoring your question individually to each. you're very lazy, so you'll likely need an ai program to do this for you. which you'll prompt poorly. and ask someone here to do it. just pay a tea wallah to do it. or ysuck his dick. unless the tea wallah is your dad. don't do that then. fight some smaller guy. or a monkey. or go to one of the protests for cheaty med students or steaty politicians. one of them might know.
>>155627331lay off the bottle you worthless alco subhuman wog
not a paki
How does busperg go for a night drive?
Is Scott Pendlebury the most famous number 10 on the planet? I think so - Gerald Wheatley
>>155634069don't make me tap the sign
>>155634069Who is busperg, I can't keep up with all your faggots aliases.
>>155634217levi ashcroft mogs
I STAND WITH UKRAINE AND I STAND WITH ISRAEL
Wake up spackers
>>155642808crispy
>>155625552from left to right:no, no, no, no, no, no, would
cornes bros >>> gaycos bros
>>155639422cazzie
gma
>micksperg>pies-sperg >catsperg >teamsperg >burgsperg >sebbosperg >nrlsperg>fitzsperg >dogsperg >waflsperg>gaysperg (lots of these)
calculon559 aka. graphic designsperg (haven't seen much of him this season)
>>155647249crisp list
bluewaflsperg
i miss that bloke from last season who would post "you're all a bunch of faggots, go crows"wish he'd come back also you forgot swasnsperg, engsperg
*invokes morning seethe*
*missed from 20m*no refunds sook
Only thing that makes me seethe is that terrible backdrop for a photoshoot
>>155642779Based dadza
>>155648286what about the ugly wog in front of it
Guess whos backBack again Guldens backTell your friends Guess whosWoooooo errol I would.guve anythingJust to be like him
the turkroach manlet will get framemogged by aryan gigachads will and levi ashcroft
>ashcroft>aryanlol
>swans>goodlol
>goalposts>movedkek
>hotel>trivagoahh
>swans>sookmelty
It’s up >>155649371>>155649371
>>155649538onya
>>155627567Mint
>>155649538crisp good on you mate
>>155649867@grok is this real????
>>155650549i look like this
>>155650549crisp dosnmonke
wakey wakey hands of snakeyneet spackies
will be on the hill for the showdown if any cunthead cromry fuckwits want to have the integrity of their jawbones tested by my fist
NUKE CHAPEL STREET
>>155652781crispcarn pear
>>155649598first time?
>>155653660what do you think of the new showdown jumperbig fan especially of the longsleeve version, me. will pick one up at some point.
>>155653939Yes, I did a little bit of cyber security stuff to try upskill but got bored and just use it as my study pc.Might try get back into getting some cyber security skills but the course I did was hella boring
>>155649867that 2021 final was the most rigged shit I have ever seen, and I've seen some rigged shit (basically every game)
>>155627178>Definitely not the game i knewExodia FTK is the oldest yugioh deck
i dont remember dosn being in the 21 finals
>>155654757it was the game against the bulldogs where weightman got SIX free kicks through ducking and kicked 4 goals from that and then essendon got demoralised and let the margin blow out to 50 points after being in it at half timevery satisfying to see them get demolished in the granny
what we need is more dashboards that track our existing dashboards are showing the intent and providing insights into the data
shut up spacker
>>155655046pls dont give away the secret sauce of my business model thnxs
dashboard cams are boomer coded
>>155655046Crisp EY, KPMG, PwC and Deloitte
Messi is so good
messi is an ugly little untalented manlet who would be mogged by a spud like masuk cocks in athleticism and skill
haaland!
messiiiii
Does haaland have any good highlights or are they all just tap ins
why don't you go ask in a wogball thread and stay there you dumb brown faggot
HEY EVERYONE, EVERYONE, I DISLIKE SOCCER AND THE WORLD CUP - CONTRARIANISM IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY
>>155656912he has the same script kek>you are le contrarian>I am posting in a sports thread>you are jaidyn>you like gay porn and /pol/I'm changing his name to soccerbot or soccerNPC, because he clearly lacks a soul
>im going to post about a sport that isn't related to the topic of the thread and seethe when i get told to fuck offwhat kind of autism is this
I’m not even soccerfag, only watching it because I’m in a doctors waiting room and it’s on you seethetard
bot post
the wogbot 3000
>it's just one guy
>>155657523kek
>>155656851All his good goals were scored at Dortmund before everyone figured out his pace and how to defend him
wogbot acting like we haven't figured him out
Feels like a romance anime kind of day
Who is the Kylian Mbappé of the AFL?
shut up mario and hurry up with my spagbol
>>155658700>over-the-hill divahard to tell because modern afl players are so void of personality
Who is the Erling Haaland of the AFL?
>>155659467probably someone like thilthorpe or sam darcy
wogbot kek
>>155659535he's still going with his inane questions
/afl/ villains list:wogbotnrlsperg
Who is the nick daicos of soccer
>>155659563micknonce and rulescunt toowe lost far too many good posters in the summer of '23
who is the sam durham of soccer
questionsperg and wogbot are probably the same bloke
>>155659602Lionel Messi>>1556596412016 Jamie Vardy
samefagging because no-one responded to his shit questionsyep, wogbot has been exposed
Diego's gonna come back later this afternoon/evening and see you having seethed about him all day in his absence kek
>>155659707You are mentally ill
holy seethe>"U R METALLY ILL" says the npc spamming divegrass shit in an unrelated thread
>>155659790juan never left mate he sits in here all day seething about the afl and how they're out to get wogball australia kek
it's time to discuss why collingwood are FUCKED
>>155625725Yeah those are fake. No idea why they do it, unless it's just assumed they have to in those social circles to compete, or the sun aging them so much they have a breakdown over it and get their tits done. Bogged sluts are beyond grim.
>>155659920just in time for tas to come in and steal all their draft picks
>>155625725not a sex haver but yeah, the shape doesn't look right. they look unnaturally round and natural breasts don't protrude like this, it's more gradual.
is prick gaycos really self-obsessed enough to want to go to tassie like cash grablett did? kind of hard to imagine him leaving but the fact he hasn't tried to get a huge contract at collingwood makes me think he might
beep boop malaka beep boop wallahbro
>>155660210it might just be agent shenanigans trying to scam more money out of collingwood
>>155660239yeah and i don't believe the media bullshit that he isn't happy at collingwood and ready to leave, maybe peter is still seething about the bnf but i don't think nick is unhappy
>>155660210Why wouldn't he theres no loyalty in footy anymore look at geelong all their best players are from other clubs
Wogbot is actually a jewish tradie CMFEU-plant who's also an ASIO funded teacher ambo getup! trans activist. I know this because I'm a knower (and a grower, tell your mum I said hi)Wogbot supports Geelong, Carlton, Sydney, Fremantle and (soon) Tasmania. His NRL teams are Penrith, North Queensland and (soon) the Papua New Guinea TBC's. All these teams are liable to change based on demographic shift or by order of the CMFEU or his jewish masters.If you disagree, you are an low IQ alcoholic subhuman who dislikes tranny porn and AFL culture who needs to go back.
you call, you get on
>>155660566get off /pol/ loser, go outside
Who is the messi of afl?
>>155660566Yeah might start a tassie 'mick when the MIGHTY DEVILS come in
calling him a stereotypical southern european name is funnier than "wogbot" tbdesu>>155660622gary ablett jr (please watch our sport)
>>155660622mac andrew
>>155660622dependsdoes messi like sucking penises?
>>155660622Nick "the little master" Daicos
>>155660566very ai assisted postalmost like wogbot made it
>>155660661obviously, he plays divegrass
>>155660653eh. wogbot is good because it rhymes with zogbot and implies he is robotic in his responses and replies (which he is)calling him stavros or giuseppi or something lacks the impact of calling him an npc
>>155660481>muh loyaltyLet us know next time you turn down millions of dollars champ.>all geelong's best players are from other clubsSmith and Cameron yes, but Holmes, Dempsey, Humphries, Stewart, Mannagh, Miers and O'Sullivan are all one club players.
>>155660481Players have a time limited career, it makes the most sense to earn the biggest amount they can in the time they have
>smith>goodrun on the mill unreliable ineffective plodder
>>155660702divegrass sounds more like it should be slang for rugby
>>155660925Rugby is fingerbum
does any mention of a players colour or religion make a post /pol/? or is it context? or is it just whatever any random poster decides it is? asking for an as yet unnamed LLM I'm working on.
>>155660925that's coconut smashsoccer is called that because players dive and pretend to be injured, which is why it's such a detestable sport. even duckers like the wizard don't feign injuries for penalties, in fact they try to play through injury.
>>155660828>>155660867Im agreeing with them going to multiple clubs for more coin. You forgot Dangerfield as wellGeelong wouldnt have flags without him and Cameron
>>155661072wogbot never learns so he can't be an llm
>>155661193
>>155661175Yeah fair. Correct about Danger too, even if he isn't in their top ten now he is their best player of the last decade.
>>155660685>>155660620you are both low IQ alcoholic subhumans who dislike tranny porn and AFL culture who need to go back.
>>155661291im onto you wogbot
>>155661072Any mention if a players bbc flag it as /pol/
I'm watching soccer.
yiannis wogbot anastopolous, from the greek island of mickenos
Strange meeting nice people from Greek and Turkish backgrounds talking about how they have problems with each other
>>155661385That would be the alcohol-induced paranoia you've adopted as your most current online personality. I assure you, I'm a real living, breathing human being.
>>155661382That would be the alcohol-induced paranoia you've adopted as your most current online personality. I assure you, I'm a real living, breathing human being.
no paywallhttps://www.theage.com.au/sport/nfl/these-nfl-players-just-got-their-first-taste-of-aussie-rules-this-was-the-verdict-20260619-p608hg.html
>>155661790AY YO HOL UP SO YOU BE SAYIN THESE GUYS FINNA AINT WEARIN NO FOOTBALL PADS??? SHEEEEEEEIIT THESE CRACKAS BE CRAZY YO
someone bake a newy
you do it
ill bake
>>155662300>>155662300
