El Agua Gato edition
bonjour
>>155649792What does he do?
I got the beckham McDonald's cup but it looks nothing like him
Have you hydrated yet? Try a small foamy beer
>>155649884not much
>>155649928does it look like this?
>>155649884Kneels to the dictator
I don't get it, what's wrong if Allah strikes Mbappe with lighting?
>>155650024What the hell? Was it really raining that much or that stadium has shit draining?
>>155649928Me too!
What is your all weather team? For me Ism-Hail Kone in midfield.
Turns out "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is a lie?
>>155650087crysencio summerville
>>155650067it could be both but a tropical downpour of millions of gallons per minute doesn't care much about draining.
>>155650076the soccer ball looks nice
>>155650076I got Grimace that purple monster, you know? And Henry cup
>>155650124Sun Hong Min
>>155650195Eh, I was in Hong Kong during typhoon York inspecting their national stadium and the rain never got into the tunnels or interiors. I think it's more that the stadium isn't designed with this kind of atypical weather in mindt. old man
>>155650214Thanks, got it from Walgreens
Does Bardella have any chance?
>>155650216Noice, I was hoping for either Grimace, Beckham or Pulisic.
>>155650206
>>155650390whipping each other with towels to keep up morale
>euros have to go to sleep and will miss the rest of the match
>>155650494France won
>>155649884He is black.
*wobbles metal sheet next to you*Nothing personnel, Kylian. Good luck in 2030.
Alright fuck this I'm going to go watch the thrones episode.
France dodged iraq so we don't equalize and make them uppity, typical.
I'm bored
>>155650439Ouch
>>155650076got fucking grimace and the nigger from france god dammit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfAhpX_wIBkRaining heavy now in North Carolina
>>155650581bit unfair how white peepo don't get white hair and instead get yellow hairs that look like regular hair.
>coworker asks why the game isn't on>tell them it's delayed because of the weather>"yeah, it hasn't rained this hard on Iraqis since 2003">they just look at me like a fucken idiotI hate bantering with normalfags
guys i might have hydrated too much, i pissed my pants
>>155650747You should see a doctor
>>155650713Grimace is cool, who were you looking for?
>>155650076Based CONSOOOOOMER
>>155650797the beaner rep and messi
>>155650782Every adult pisses and shits their pants once in a while and anyone who says they don’t are lying
I'm learning so much about british politics on the BBC
lol is there no thread for the USA match? Would be kino if they got to the finals with this little people giving a fuck
>>155650076>I will never be AmericanFeels bad, man.
>>155650713i got Santiago Gimenez and everyone told me i look like him. sadly, it's true. could be twins. is that good or bad, Mexibro? i know nothing about him.
>>155650847Americans only care about soccer to annoy other countries.
>>155650858He's Argentinian, my brother. Welcome aboard.
>>155650858how the fuck did they get my genetic code to craft this mf? this is what i look like. spooky.
>>155650858these cups are so goddamn soulless compared to what it used to be
>>155650836Unfortunately no government can do much in this country unless they start culling old people.
>>155650847This is a replay retardbro
>>155650821>>155650858>>155650713I got SonNot gonna lie, he does look gay as fuckCongrats on getting Grimace
>>155650799I don't fundamentally disagree, but a $5 happy meal is nothing like a $100 jersey or $800 ticket.>>155650821Ah just noticed that guy from Mexico, hmm I double checked, at least in America, Messi wasn't an option.
>>155650924Ahhhh, you reminded me I lost the ones I had from 1994.
So Norway and Senegal will run simultaneously with this match once resumes?
>>155650952serves me right for not caring I guess
>>155650854Hey our coach is from Argentina, it takes everyone man.
>>155651024Possibly, it appears that match will kick-off as scheduled.
>>155651024curious also. scheduled for the same network here so idk
Fuck, it's cloudy again.
The players wouldn't bring out the blankets and snuggle with each other like /sp/ would.
even when this game is ready to resume they'll need to allow the players to warm up and for mbappe to pull his dick out of some tranny
>>155651252he fucked trannies?
Starting from Wednesday, all matches are going to be doubled up. Hope you're ready for multi thread drifting.
>>155651271yeah the first playboy tranny at that
>>155649792I just came, what happened? And why it says "1 - 0", can you just stop a match like that? I remember a game some years ago with people playing under a thunderstorm just fine, any webms?
when is this shit restarting
so it's storms and thunders in philly but all sunshine in new jersey? wtf
ARE YOU HYDRATED YET?
Just slipped my arms into my oversized t shirt
>>155650960>America sells more mexican food than mexico
damn cuh this shit still delayed for real holmes?
>>155651346now
>>155651298I just noticed that. For the Olympics, we do just one general. Do you soccer guys do multi comfy threads or one general comfy?
>>155651303Wait so you guys aren’t meme’ing? He fucked a tranny and it’s public knowledge? What the fuck
We're back
>>155651429I'm not Mexican and even I know that bullshit isn't real Mexican food.
sticky status?i went to play videogames and just stopped. game is back on.
>>155651457Ideally 2 stickies and 2 comfys per match
RESTARTING IN 18 MINUTES FROM NOW
They're just going to play it through the rain?
What a fucking shitty host
>>155651505No wait, 1 sticky and 1 comfy per match
Glad I got my dual monitor comfy set up earlier than tomorrow
whats the name of Trincão's haircut?
>>155651536yes thye waited the worst over and then game back on. if gets bad they can stop it again.
>>155651572At the beginning we were letting one comfy ride out an entire match but then attention whores felt the need to keep splitting threads
>>155651561seethe
I'm tired of hydrating bros...
>>155651208That happens in winter.
hydration is just big toilet propaganda
>>155651561srs question is this FIFA policy or stadium policy?
Is France stronger or weaker under rain?
These niggas ever coming back?
We'll get some puddle kino
>>155651767FIFA I think. It happened at the club world cup last year too
>>155651767For what I recall from the Club World Cup, some stadiums weren't properly acconditioned for thunderstorms and others were.
norgay senegal still starts in 15 minutes apparently
Are we all well hydrated?
are we there yet
>>155651767I thought it was a US policy
>>155651836I expect to run out of water in about half an hour
Norway game is starting before this one is resumed
>>155651852players are warming up now, rain has mostly stopped, but the pitch is fucking DRENCHED
>>155651429Norteño pendejo
They are not seriously having a hydration break in this 2nd half are they
>>155651852wtf is this real
>>155651896TSN said they cancelled the hydration break
>cuck song
>>155651882Imagine if Mbappé gets a career ending injury because of the pitch
>>155651907*gulp*
>>155651896It's canceled but it wouldn't have been weird to keep it either. We already know hydration breaks never had anything to do with hydration
>>155651767US policy, you guys had the same shit during NFL games>>155651907fucking FIFA couldn't handle the memes
>>155651917hopefully
>>155651836not enoughgonna need a hydration break soon after play begins again
Water... America's greatest enemy...
>>155651907H-how am i supposed to drink water then?
>>155651836>match restarts>hydration break 5 mins after
mother earth took a hydration breakffs adhd homosapien time dialations cannot process
>>155651884>ay wey no mames norteno pendejo o algo>pura raza no mames wey
>>155651860>>155651945slurp lies beyond the legislative competence of US congress
>>155651852cute catalso where did the sticky post go? second half is about to start!
Nice infrastructures
fuck the games are gonna collide
uh which match is we watching muslim bros?
>>155651907J-just for this match right?
>>155651966there was a 2 hour mother nature mandated hydration break man
>>155651977>se ardieron los norteños pendejos
Six negals is bad enough, but se’n?
>>155651896I don't know if my throat could handle a full 45 without my hydration
No hydration break in the second half, how will the players survive?
Ayo mexicobros I always wondered are jumping beans authentic or was it all just clever marketing
>Hydration break for the 2nd half has been cancelledJewbros...
>>155652004>no mames wey un pato a la verga wey o algo
balls arent bouncing cause of the wetness
It's overmy promised shekels
IRAQ WET BOOBIES!!!!
when is this shit restarting my god
France on my TVNorge on my iPad /sp/ on my phone
>>155652042Based
look at the titties on that iraqi girl... ayayay
sex with andou (she owes me it)
>>155652042Mutts had their fill running ads for 2 hours straight
>europeans experience a rain delayyou're truly getting the american experience
>>155652068How did you afford all of those electronics?
>>155651978>In the United States, recommendations of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) are used.>The NOAA says that if any lightning strike is detected within eight miles of a stadium the game has to be stopped.>A mandatory 30-minute countdown begins. Each time there is a lightning strike inside the distance, the countdown clock resets to 30 minutes.>If a full 30 minutes has elapsed, the supporters can go back to their seats and players will have a short warm-up.>FC Dallas v Toronto FC was halted for three hours 26 minutes because of lightning strikes and did not finish until 01:00 local time.Yeah it's your fault you retarded burger
top of the hour estimate
>>155652042don't worry we got an extra long adve... hydration break during half time :)
>>155652060>>155652087PICS NOWI closed the stream
That was an impressive Iraqi rack. Anyone catch that?
>tfw still dont know if Mexican jumping beans are authentic
>>155652114Stole them from tourists. The TV was the hardest.
>>155652042noooo i'm so thirsty...
>>155652120Wanna know a secret? We do not care.
WHERES THE FUCKING NORWAY SENEGAL MATCH THREAD???? AHHHHHHHH
score some fucking goals
Fuck it. I'm moving over to Norway v Senegal
name one good thing that's come from america
HEEEEEY HEEEEEEY BABY
Lionel Pessi missed a penalty
>>155652185Chicken tendies
>>155652189missi cuckitinni
>>155652132
How can they survive without the hydration break
>>155652218slampigthanks
>>155652147I'll let you in on a secret britbong. All beans jump.
>>155652185Jazz and southern cuisine
>>155651991Now this is concakino
la hidratación...
>>155652218frogjak
>mutts could only find 4 wagies to sweep the field
>no hydration breaknot watching, this is now an illegitimate fixture
the iraqi player who went off injured in the first half could have healed by now kek
>>155652211Frionel Pepsi
>>155652185money
Should I watch this?
No one else thinks its weird that they all have the same hairstyle?
>>155652218NICE
>>155652218i now understand why tony blair did what he did
They're playing Bon Jovi to wake the crowd back up lol
>>155652278no
>>155652264>wagiesSounds like something the volunteers would do though.
Dj working overtime
Reports that the food situation is becoming critical at the stadium. The fans have been stuck there for so long that supplies of burger patties ran out an hour ago and you'll begin to see people dying any minute now.
>>155652287>implying we got anything like her instead of hairy cousin-fucking rapists
Christ it’s worse than I thought, Mexican jumping beans are actually moth larva and a defence mechanism to getting tossed around or overheated ffs never buying Mexican jumping beans again it’s just cruel
>>155652275kek
>>155652042they got to run like 200 hydration breaks during this time
>>155652305ok thanks
Yayyyy its the second half
>>155652311Me and the lads trying to hype everyone up after a 2 hour hydration break
>>155652264Are you implying the stadium owner should spend more money? That sounds kind of antisemitic.
finallymbappé had better score 5 goals
>When the bean gets warm (like from holding it in your hand), the tiny larva inside curls up and uncurls, smacking its head against the inner walls of the shell. This reflexive movement makes the bean jerk, roll, and jump :(
>>155652185 Didn’t they liberate France from the Germans?
>>1556523645 own goals incoming
>2 FACKING HOUR DELAY fucking hell mate
Good footy incoming bwos
Fucking finally just get this over with.
>everyone singing to bon jovi total american victory
>>155652120strictly speaking, i was correct kek
>>155650824A harsh truth as a hardened alcoholic
>>155652042Irresponsible. One does not simply get hydrated from standing in the rain.
New ref?
>>155652386They would be better off as German
we're watching the norway game now bruhs
>europeans went to sleep and will miss the rest of the match
>>155652520is that even a real country?
COMFY COMBOBOTH GAMES HERE
>>155652538awak but at what fucking cost
>>155652185It’s crazy how no one seems to know the US near single handedly invented the modern world. I know you euros lent a hand here and there. But Jesus. Think of a modern tech, look up who invented it. Was probably us.
>tfw trying to /sp/ post, watch France-Iraq on my monitor and Norway-Senegal on my TV and feeling overstiumulated
>>155652538
Is Afrance the only likable African nation?
>>155652225
>3 minutes in>Jackson already offsidehas any player ever been offside as much as this guy
funny how they're opposite coloured
>>155652507 True
whew
>mfw
mbappe mind control
this is so stupid. french forwards are so good its fullbacks dont even have to take part in the attack or the build up
>>155652538I'm tuned in to this
This is how final group games will be as they are played at same time tooIt’s all too much for me
>>155652675Shut your mouth, he is killing himself for africa
>>155652929Whose fault was this
funniest goal of the WC right here
>mbrappe doing actual defensive workUh bros?
>>155652624based and manifest destinypilled
webbum of the goal?
>two years for this
>>155653016Maybe he just really hates vini and xabi?
I feel bad for Iraq, but this kind of mistake has been well known for such a long time I don't understand why they even risk such a set up.
>>155653125
>>155652929>six.... seven!
>>155652631>first I heard anons getting group stage fatigue because of all the extra games>then they were shocked by all the upsets when the shitter teams are actually given the chance to go head-to-head with the "elites">now having two games at once is overstimulatingSome of you guys would not survive /cfb/
>>155653250Thanks lol
>>155650076no women will enter this bed, and thats okay.
This fucking bald piece of shit
i'm feeling a bit thirsty
Being called mutts by France is like is having an Indian lecture you on sanitation
OGRE
>>155653515kek thisfrench is literally the language of africa lol
>>155653456
I hope Iraq wins. Would be nice for something good to happen to them and make up for what Bush/Cheney did
>>155653668if they won somehow now it would be the best game of the wc
>>155653489That's one handsome looking cat.
its not fair i wish we had ngubus (we only have a couple of ngubus, the rest are mutts)
>>155653316>College FootballWhat's the deal with college football being such a big thing in the United States? I really don't get its popularity at all. Wikipedia says:>College football is gridiron football that is played by teams of amateur student-athletes at universities and colleges. A bunch of amateur university kids playing each other? That's one of the most popular ways to watch football in America? Don't you have other professional leagues other than the NFL and MLS? I know relegation isn't a thing, but surely there are other leagues? There are 7 or 8 tiers in English football with 20+ teams in each, and the first few are professional (top one is EPL premier league of course). Do you not have something like that in the US for sports? With a country 5 or 6 times the population of the UK? And why is it to do with colleges? College sports in other countries is just a convenient way for young people to compete, but they also have clubs for adults. What if you graduate what happens? What if you graduate and want to continue playing college sports, is there an age limit or a requirement to be a student? Do Americans like 'em young when watching, is that part of it? I really don't get it. I'm trying to be open-minded and genuinely curious.
>>155654001>There are 7 or 8 tiers in English football with 20+ teams in each,To clarify when say this I'm talking about the overall league system, once you get down to the 8th or maybe 9th tier it splits into hundreds or thousands of regional smalltime amateur teams. I never really heard about anything like that in the US, only highschool or college football.
>>155654001College football sort of fills the function of regional pride that soccer clubs in Europe fulfill. With the way the sports system is set up in the US, only the largest cities have franchised pro teams. These teams also can't relocate since they're rooted in the local school. The uni sports system has teams all across the country and for many its the closest thing to seeing pro level talent in their area. There's also a greater sense of personal pride since many fans attended the universities or know someone who did.This system was set up before the pro leagues started (around the WWI-WWII period for NFL/NBA/NHL - NHL has a weird system tied to the Canadian amateur leagues) and these teams already built large fanbases, so it carried over.
>>155654186do they sync up the annual schedules so that you can watch your sport all year round or do they happen at the same time? Sounds fun if you're the type of fan who likes to watch as many games as possible.
>>155654186and its basically the minor league/youth development system for the NFL. regional + school pride + NFL pipeline>What if you graduate what happens?youre no longer eligible to play in the ncaa. you try to make it in the pros, and if youre not good enough you play in canadian football league or AFL or XFL or some other meme>What if you graduate and want to continue playing college sports, is there an age limit or a requirement to be a student?you have to be a student, eligible 4-5 years, although most football/basketball players in practice dont actually study and are mercs only using the school as a stepping stone. before the NBA banned it a lot of players skipped college to go straight to the draft, now they just play the 1 required year of college eligibility then go.
>>155654380Football/basketball are at the same time as the pro seasons, but all pro football games are on Sunday and college football games Saturday to avoid overlapCollege basketball's main tournament is in March just before the NBA playoffs which helps
bong score bugs are detestable
>mbrapp
