guy on the right is correct
guy on the left is correct
>>155713787>guythat's a masculine woman, you chud
>>155713768Obsessed
>>155713768Everyone gets a stuffy...
Canada is playing soon!
>>155713786>McDavid's face when Babcock went through his phone and told him that traps are gay and there's no such thing as a feminine penis
>>155713795
>>155713806Tina :)
>>155713813>BULLIED
>1993
good OP
I heard there might or might not be a big or small trade today
>>155713869I'm hearing rumblings of rumors currently hammering out details.
>When the hopes and dreams of an entire nation lay in the hands of le québécois
>>155713869gary's cooking, but what is he cooking?
>>155713899forgetting the protagonists of the league?
>Somewhere out there a General Manager is desperately looking for a value player with an upside.
>>155713909Hopefully his famous pizza bagels
>>155713935With cream cheese?
So the Hawks were good for about 8 years of my entire life and will be totally non-competitive for the rest of it. That's cool.
where are the trades gary?
>>155713913>When the hopes and dreams of an entire nation lay in the hands of the Canadian team in the Eastern Conference Finals.Sorry, forgot Canadians are borderline retarded.
What is matthews' current value right now. Thought he got all fucked up a few months ago.
>>155713979They did more in that eight years that most teams have done in their entire existence.
>>155713861this nerd is banging kary perry, what a world
>>155713994still high through copium but after next season very low, his wrist is shot so he can't score anymore and gudas destoryed his knee so he won't be able to skate either
>>155713979Yeah, gary decided that he propped up that shit franchise with draft rigging and allowing fake "injuries" to count as LTIR long enough to sell the jerseys and moved on. Many such cases.
>>155714001they did a lot of facilitating gay rape thats for sure
>>15571400740-something year old katy perry is not 20-something year old katy perry. It's like banging today's remy lacroix and thinking you're getting 19 year old remy lacroix. For example.
>>155714007Just goes to show what life could be like if you aren't a chud
>>155714007good guys always win
>>155713899Habs got raped the hardest out of the teams the Canes raped in the playoffs. (game 1 doesn't count as the Canes were obviously rusty). They're not doing shit
>>155714023In a league of their own really
>>155714044
>Clinical & Situational Depression: Perry has experienced significant bouts of depression, including during her highly publicized divorce from Russell Brand in 2012 and following the mixed public reception of her 2017 album Witness. She has been candid about using antidepressants and undergoing therapy to help manage her mental health. >ABC News - Breaking News, Latest News and Videos +3Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD): She has admitted to having OCD tendencies, particularly while on tour, where changes in her routine or minor inconveniences (like dust on her clothes) can trigger severe anxiety. Her habits include color-coding items and organizing things alphabetically.Man. What a catch. So jealous.
For me, its all about the intangibles
>>155714077reminds me of that old player john tayes
>>155714073Sour grapes
>>155713913>When the 3rd rate villain is convinced he's the heroThis is gonna be good
For me, it's getting pucks in deep
>>155714073>Clinical & Situational Depression: Perry has experienced significant bouts of depression, including during his highly publicized separation from Connor Bedard's mother in 2023 and following the mixed public reception of his continued Stanley Cup Final choking. He has been candid about using antidepressants and undergoing therapy to help manage his mental health.
>>155714122Many such cases. Sad.
>>155713979what a spoiled brat
>>155714077>He doesn't value a veteran voice in the locker roomNever gonna make it
>>155714030>remy lacroixis that the bruins anthrm singer?
For me, it's off-ice team building
>>155714165Like karaoke and drinking?
>>155714030>today's remy lacroixFUCK YES>19 year old remy lacroixmeh
>>155714146anything she can get for work these days
>>155714173Golfing
>>155714165Heard the Oilers went out to play paintball together and McDavid kept aiming for their heads and talking shit but when RNH got him he started crying and left.
I'm not flushing until my team makes a trade
>all these trades happening before the draftAm I missing something?
>>155714208
Kent hughes is a showman and he will want to make his move on draft night
my team is looking to make waves in the draft by moving up between the 14-21 spots
trades gary we need trades i need trades gary
>>155714253whoever is picking up björck is making out like banditst. finnish pro scout
e5 alert>e5 alert
>>155714173>>155714197Sauna Golem after practice
>Steve Yzerman to Dylan Larkin: "get ready to learn press box"
>>155714272Gary has been very generous goy
jfresh fresh list from reddit
>>155714282>what? i get to sit in the press box for $100K per game. Thanks, Steve!
>>155714278>eklundkek I was going to ask the other day if this guy was still around
>>155714278>laffstards think this would be enough for McDavid
>>155714304this is worse than bud's
>>155714279Sauna Gollum, know your team building practices.
>>155714304>Tom DeLoneALL THE. SMALL THINGS.
>>155714304>47
>>155714304>Johnny BravoYou're shitting me
>>155714319deadmonton better take what they can get. homegirl is gone to UFA in 2 years. He's pissed he took a hometown discount and the soilers pulled what they pulled.
>>155714348He shouldn't have choked in the finals 2 years in a row then.
>>155714304>jack hextallPlease tell me he isn't related to leah.
>>155714364if i was him, i'd do it again on purpose to really fuck the team over before leaving.
>Detroit Red Wings Legend and 3x Stanley Cup Champion Johnny BravoYzerplanBros we are so back again, Larkin can gargle these balls
It's funny how fast cazzie fans can turn on >their team's captain when he decides he wants to leave that shit franchise because he is tired of doing all the heavy lifting and the ownership is just coasting it's way to higher profits.
damn brian burke is old now
>>155714304Dabres already have too much young D talent in the pipeline. If they think Bjorck will be available at 4 they'll keep it. Otherwise, that pick is getting traded
You now remember Brian Boyle.
Bedard is finally going to have his Kane in Lowly Worm
i hope will doesnt feel betrayed that macklin has a new bf...
>>155714470
How many videos does gary let shannon make today?
>>155714279>>155714326Based! There’s nothing like a naked sauna session with the boys
vegas has been very quiet even after being thoroughly exposed
>>155714498you think that adding the word naked adds anything but a sauna evening is by definition naked. It's a sauna evening afterall.
I just got traded here from /cric/. Can you fellas teach me how to see the puck?
>>155714304is he stupid? he has the flames taking a RD when we just traded for one and have too many?
>>155714400This post reeks of sunbelt casual
>>155714571go take a shower stinky.
>>155714595True I did just interact with you
>Jarmo confirms Tuch is moving onAlright, who's overpaying for his services?
>>15571400740 year old Katy Perry
>>155714470Do you even nhl network
>>155714618vegass
>>155714618Chiraq about to pay out the ass for him and Byram
>>155714614You're gonna need more than a shower then, sweetie.
This thread gets far too many posts in the offseason
>Not a single Ottawa Senators player has posted anything about Brady Tkachuk being traded. When Josh Norris was traded, almost every player posted something. Speaks volumes about how the locker room felt about TkachukChuds not welcome
>>155714767It's draft season, not offseason.
>>155714776They're just jelly he got out and gets to play in southern florida with his bro.
>>155714618drury terrorist
>>155713806Dab on Canadian hockey song https://youtube.com/shorts/4eCLMvBxxwQ?is=W8uEQGzOGM_p8qO4
>>155714278they should just take the haul buffalo would give for the 1 and 3 way with sj for the 2 either not name mckenna. if not for being toronto and caring more about marketing than winning it'd be a done deal already.>>155714304buffalo is not taking a d they are going for the 1 or 2.
>>155714776retard
>>155714776I think what it actually says is they knew he wanted out for a while now and the team really fumbled the trade by not doing it earlier.
>>155714893kek one measley post and it's from a yankee doddle dandy
>Tuch GoneBest of luck to him. Now, how is Jarmo gonna fleece Yzerman for Larkin?
I hope larkin is not traded and sits on the couch all season
>>155714937>yeah, butkek. you got owned, you raped bitch.
>>155714893cope sanderson will be traded too
>>155714940Waait are you bullshitting me or is this just new news
>>155714767/hoc/ hasn’t been blogging or posting enough music
>>155715017Jarmo had a press conference about the trade a little bit ago. Said Tuch chose free agency
Tuch had no intention on staying buffalo. they should have traded him at the deadline. retards.
>>155715091Jarmo is a fraud riding on Adams team's success
>>155715091>more finnish incompetenceIndeed, they straight up fucked themselves. Back to the basement they go
>>155714893trade this bitch
this sounds like it was published in a gay magazine
>>155715216>Swedish magazineMay as well have been.
Ovechkin - Strome - TuchWilson - PLD - KyrouProtas - Protas - LeonardFrank - Sourdif - MiroshnichenkoBeauvillierChychrun - vanRiemsdykHutson - RoyFehervary - SandinThompsonLindgrencan they beat the canes?
>Blake Wheeler>Bryan Berard >Adam Fox>Cutter Gautier>Kevin Hayes >Jimmy Vesey>Mike Reilly>Justin Schultz>Zach HymanNever trust college players!All of these American bums outright refused to sign with the team that drafted both Canadian and American teams aren't safe.You think GMs would learn and just not sign American shitters
I got a better idea:Ovechkin - McDavid - Draisaitl
>>155715404jack johnsonhere's a vintage meme for u to have with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ePv3Iewzi4it's up incase you missed it
>>1557154041993
>>155715484damn he's gonna be sick on the
why isnt anyone kicking the tires of the yzersham?
>>155715517oh shit garys sniper got you
>>155715543you can't kick them, they fly away
>>155715382That's a pretty legit looking team in all honestly
>>155715484wow Buffalo vs Toronto is gonna be coolwe'll hear chants of "STENBERGS BETTER"
damn ovie's definitely retiring then
just spilled my coffee accidentally bros
>>155715543how many times can you fleece grandpa before you start feeling guilty?
chickago had to give up the highest pick of the century, a 2nd, and the next zdeno chara for byram and our leafs got our version of byram in emil andre for basically nothing
anaheim should trade craig mctavish to our sens
>>155715598I’m sorry :( Did it stain your shirt?
>>155715216Cute :3 I wish I had a friend like that
>>155714526Guys in my gym sauna in towels/compression shorts so I don’t go in nude
we call them banyas here
>>155715728True
>>155714526You just need to tell them that a Finnish fuy on the internet told you to tell them to sauna nude.
>>155715838Never heard that term before. I believe in sauna supremacy
americans generally dont know the difference between a sauna and a steam room and when it is a sauna, its electric meaning a fake sauna
>gatekeeping a warm roomdo people really do this?
did gary take the day off?
for me it's the cocacola mist zone at paramount canada's wonderland
>>155715901That’s a lie >:( My gym has a sauna and a steam room. But the sauna is electric :(
>>155715966>paying 5 loonies to have some water misted on youAmusement parks are a scam
They gonna use pucks next year?
jett luchanko will be wearing #77 as a rookie, who does he think he is?
Canada-Switzerland starts in 30
>>155716055gotta get balls in deep
>>155715966Sounds like fun
>>155716055hope switzerland wins, we aren't a soccer country so it wouldn't be nice for us to win
>>155716074much like bud on 04/17/22
Shan't
Be
>>155716100One of yours bucks got broken despite the 6:0 victory
>>155716100agreed I hope they lose by like 30goals make it a record
>>155716149>losemuch like trb on 04/17/22 and every day since
I shared a sauna with a swede once and he tried to steal my benis :DDDDD
>>155715937The weather is so nice, he jetted off to his villa in the Hampton. The interns can handle the draft
>Bill Foley, owner of the NHL’s Vegas Golden Knights, officially announced he will submit a bid for an NBA expansion team:>“Las Vegas has earned its place among the great sports cities in America, and an NBA team belongs here.”>Expansion bids are expected to exceed $7 billion.Gary has already been made irrelevant
>>155716214sounds like he’s a finn
>>155716280Au contraire. Gary infiltrated the NHL for the NBA's sake. This is all by design.
Yesterday I saw a guy laying down on the floor of the sauna just resting
>>155713979This kind of gay r*ddit speech one-liners is what is ruining the league.
>>155716204sure, I guess? I don't care for hoc personalities.
One time I banged this chick I met off tinder and I woke up in the middle of night to the sights and sounds her using a blow dryer on my bed because she had pissed the bed.
>>155713979Byram's easily gonna get 50-60 pts for the rest of his career. He was better than Fahlin during the playoffs {where it actually counts}. Its a good start and that pick was just gonna be some kid who will be probably as good as Byram. Losing Crevier for Greenway is a weird one thoughbut they have Vlasic who's a giant too..
>>155716424>trb pretending not to know or careKWAbubblinB
>all those teams getting better and the Yzerplan is staying the courseAmazing.
Hickory dickory dock, I'm ova here posting on /hoc/ OH!
what kind of man keeps a blow dryer at home?
>>155716558Literally wtf does he do?
>>155716669I keep mine on my person at all times
>>155716558Cope he has principals
>>155716782He plans
>>155716846good girl
>>155716782Federov should have been the GM. Not him.
update
>>155717004I'm developing something if you know what I mean
shitlympics officially ruined /hoc/
>>155716616https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzccfF0M6iA
>>155717049explain?
is this the bitchmade fag general?
>>155716486he'll get points but he's no dahlin. dahlin was easily their lead conn smythe candidate after the 2 rounds.for anything other than the money it's more or less stupid to leave a cup capable defense core when their style was built around him being more aggressive than dahlin and more athletic than power to push the game more than anyone else. sabres just made the most of him and simply sold high like they should have. he'll get his #1 money but i don't think he sniffs a norris or a cup anytime soon where he's some kind of diamond in the rough.
>>155717337now that you're here it is
>>155716782I would answer that right now but these things take time and I ask for your patience.
>>155717337/cric/ is down the hall
>>155716431Was her name Brandi? I dated a Brandi that pissed the bed constantly. On time I woke up to her pissing in the middle of the bedroom.
Tuch to Craps. Hmmmmmm...
Hearing, unofficially, that Rielly will go to San Jose (with some salary retention) for a middle-round draft pick. His stock has fallen and the Leafs have made it clear his time in Toronto is over. The Sharks have been interested for a while. Again, nothing confirmed.
Holy fuck Huberdeau doesn't have the worst contract in the league anymore
>>155717839Ok, elliott, stunning reporting as always.
washington didn't make the playoofs in the metro
>8x10.5 for Alex Tuch
>>155718130oof, i can see why her coaches made her play goalie
why is called a sign-and-trade? Shouldn't it be a trade-and-sign? Why is the trading team signing the player and then trading him? Is anybody listening to me?
>>155718130that's a vancouver 9
>>155718130Is she doing one of those magic eye puzzles? I love those things, but they give me a headache
Looks like I'm hearing rumblings from sources that may point towards a potential deal, it still isn't clear how all the pieces fit yet, a transaction might happen but at same time could still go either way...
>>155718130i guess bullying hockey girls for being funny-looking is technically gender equality
>>155718382free agents can't sign 8 year deals so the team signs to get the 8 year contract for the team that wants him in free agency
>>155718130Keeping both eyes on the puck
my sharkies :)
I watched a few minutes of that soccer ball shit. its nothing but players diving and rolling on the ground. they all have pink shoes and wear bras under their jerseys. that gay shit isnt for me
>>155718618Huh. That actually makes sense. Neat. Why don't they just change the rule to UFAs can sign 8 year contracts?
>>155718713horrendously ugly
>>155718713why do the chicks that do these videos always flop around like they have to pee?
>>155718713what is that hideous creature
>>155718577It would be crueler if we said nothing at al
>>155718761Because they are changing it to 6 years instead
>>155718713Yikes
>Tuch to Washington
>>155718835Because they're "dancing" to some stupid song>>155719008How much will Ovechkin demand now?
>>155718902why is gary being so cunty lately? Why does he hate long-term contracts?
KK Harvey is my favourite player
>star of David
tortarella should coach in the pwhl
>>155718843hockey players probably have it easier because they wear helmets, basketball fans had to see sam cassell's weird head for like 20 years
>>155719268probably 8.8mhard to believe he cares all that much what he's paid at this point
>>155719567Imagine how much of a chad he was growing up
I miss the good old days, when you'd pop on an illegal stream of TSN and those two silly fuckers would be on a panel with some retired player and they would dedicate 7-8 hours of talking about free agency, you'd have 10-15 big signings, some smaller one mixed in and they'd call the player and do a phone interview with him. I miss that. Now it is just a "let's see who can report it first and everyone else has to credit them and they are news-breakers ZOMG!!!" nonsense. No show anymore.
>Buffalo loses 2 big contributors that wont be easily replaced>get #4 and a 3rd round pick in return>they think they are big winners the week
Reminder that all of this chaos is happening because of one moment.
>>155719644I skipped school every trade deadline to watch this and now I'm here
>>155719702This man fucked his country out of a gold medal and out of good NHL teams
>>155716512your mental illness is showing my friend
>>155719685>that wont be easily replaced>greennig>not replaceablekek. cazzie.
>>155719685the dont want to pay old and broken down Byram and Tuch.instead with all the money they have, they will give bags to Patrick Laine, Anders Lee, and Nick Leddy
>>155716280I can't see the Nba continuing to make massive profits when they are raping with their tv deals and the networks not seeing the positive numbers.
>Colin greeninggood ol' Scotia boy
the panthers won't be able to get past the sabres their defense is too big
>>155719702If you pause this right when the clip ends, you can see wittle macklin getting ready to raise his stick in the air and cheer for a goal being scored.
>>155719586>hard to believe he cares all that much what he's paid at this pointI find it extremely easy to believe he wants to make as much as he can.>>155719833It would be extremely funny if KEKäläininen sings Patrik Laine to a huge contract. Almost as funny as trading for Logan Stanley and Luke Schenn at the trade deadline.
>>155713787Guy on the right is a whiny bitch who should worry more about being displaced/replaced by Indian colonists than hockey.
any good games??
Why are flames trying to trade Zary? Hes only 24 thats still young.
>>155720001Canada geese are not clean animals
braking news alex tuch is going to washington
the minnesota wildcuck has entered the thread
if the Sabres dont get Jason Robertson, this offseason has been a massive step back in regards to being contenders.
If they can play hockey in florida they can play hockey during the summer in canada.
>>155719685They've got bunch of young forwards who could make up the difference if they just continue their projected paths. Östlund, Quinn, Helenius, Benson etc.Byram is a bit harder to replace.
>>155720045he cried to his agent about playing time and money so the agent is agitating for a trade. He used to be good but the two knee injuries have made him change his game, which is too bad. Probably should be sent somewhere as a 'change in scenery' thing. Flames have too many forwards.
>swedecuck postingkek. good boy. gangs all here.
>>155720045Jesus, this is grim...
>>155720113Trade huberdeau then hes wasting space
>>155720083it gets hot here in the summer. the ice will melt
>>155720146Strome is good 12 points in 19 games ain’t bad.
>>155720146>kadri 4th>andersson 7thfuckers aren't even on the team anymore
>>155720083>they can play hockey during the summer in canada.Yeah, maybe that would work out better than hockey in Winter.>1993
>>155720045he sees his fellow 2020 draftee seth jarvis lifting the lee and thinks it should be him
>>155720205They got an young offensive defence man now the points will come
>>155720073We're Minnesota North Chads fans here.
>>155720251my rent hasnt arrived in the mail like it usually does and its due in like 5 days. i want my mail first thing tomorrow morning.
>>155720112they dont want to pay quinn
>>155720246>the jeet will save us!kek
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
has anyone heard anything about rasmus andersson's handshake agreement??
>>155720251that's norm green
>>155720413heard the overdrive boys hinting at it since the trade
where are the Krakens side deals?
>>155720413Vegass is dumping him for losing bigly to conroy.
>>155719320I only refered to her as Caroline to keep it "professional"
what blockbuster is Gary holding back until draft night?
>>155720521Gary strikes me as an ID4 kinda guy.
>>155720545he drives a juiced up f350 big block v8 diesel turbo 3" straight pipe and rolls coal on canadians
hearing Robo rejected 12 mil a year and is pivoting for 14 mil
Canadabros... The mercenaries we sent to the World Cup are losing...
>>155720147we actually need him to reach the cap floor
>>15572067014M for some powerplay merchant that could even qualify for the Gold Winning USA Hockey team. kek
>>155720477I have a kraken in my pants if you know what i mean
>>155720697imagine watching soccer
>>155720521He's desperately trying to drum up interest to make up for the shit finals and I fear he may be out of ideas for now
>>155720477its been 5 years....surely side trades will be announced....
hearing sharks are kicking tires on matthews using the 2nd and 9th as bait
>>155715382Ovechkin isn't a real first liner anymore. I think he still has some tools and he's great on the powerplay, but not a single other team in the league would put him on the first line
>>155720777Asinine, just take Stenberg and be set for the next decade.
>>155720762eww no
Oh no
>>155720750we call those larkins now
>>155720697Switzerland mercenaries are pretty good its the right amount of Allah
>>155720739He absolutely should have made that team and you know it. Honestly for both Canada and the US we left out some players that shouldve been there. I know he was kind of hurt but we should have had Bedard, and especially Schaefer. Also that game was close and I know if we win 2-1 you'd be saying that Caufield and Robertson should have played.
>losing to Switzerland in the futi
>>155721027No. He shouldn't have. His defense sucks and he's not a shut down forward, faceoff winning or a PKer. Same with caufield. Guerin made the right choice.
>>155720670I'm hearing 13.5m a year for 8 years sign and trade for matthews with the leafs according to leafs morning show
>>155721048Almost as embarrassing as tying ghana...almost.
the islanders have been very quiet
>>155721210rare win win
>>155721027the decision to pick guys solely to be fourth line PKers was perfectly fine. IIRC Guerin was weird/evasive about framing it that way, and the guys he picked were from the new york rangers
>>155715216the swedish twinks are taking over and something must be done
>fucking Ghanafucking hate those guys
>durrrr why did he pick 4th liner PKers durrrrr it's not like they were ever going to have to kill a 5 on 3 durrrrrrkek.
>>155715216>>155721386That Eklund-Stützle-Zetterlund line is gonna make the Heated Rivalries girlies very happy
>>155713684>>155713710going to the boreball game with irl friend simon today
Brady: “here’s 4 teams I’ll go to. Wild, Panthers, Golden Knights and Canes.”Staios: “great because the Wild made us the best offer.”Brady: “I’ll only go to Florida.”
>>155721501That's 90% of Ottawas fans so it'll be perfect
>>155721501what about the smith-macklin-stenberg line
>>155720934
>>155721549He only gave a list of teams to keep up appearances. Anyone with two neurons to rub together knew it was Florida or bust.
>>155721551>laffs
Swiss getting in Canada's bootyhole, grim times.
uh oh, Zurich>uh oh
>Surprise everyone and ship Zetterlund to Ottawa>Once Ottawa's core predictably explodes send them a replacement offer>Just so happens to be Zetterlund's best friend who was grieving when they were split apart>Ottawa happily takes the offer for instant chemistry>Get a top 10 pick and a feel good story out of itGiga-brained 9001 IQ long game play. Big Money Mike never misses.Black.Excellence.
>>155720332We don't handle that, unless your apartment building is owned by a municipality company. You can start to complain to me if your Telia, Tele2 or Telenor bill don't arrive.
The maple joos and the mountain joos having a talmudic rumble.
>>155722086>Big Monkey Mikeftfy
>>155715382Getting both players makes it seem more likely that Ovi retires. The team is probably better without him at this point. RD is also dogshit.
>>155722086>trade your only good forward not named Celebrini for magic beansGreat work Mike
>>155714304>Kaydyn Brayden-Jayden C'mon man
>>155722252Sounds like a frat house's letters
>>155722250>Sends the magic beans to Detroit for Larkin and puts Misa on wingWhat now, dickhead?You heard it here first, lock it in.
That tuch deal sucks
>>155722637Just like my Islanders
>Regina just became the first Canadian downtown to blast the Muslim call to prayer over public loudspeakers — right across from City Hall.OH NONO EXPERIENCE REGINA WTF I thought Alberta was a conservative province?
>>155722676Is this a joke? Regina isnt in Alberta.
>>155722676>WTF I thought Alberta was a conservative province?>>155722697Yes, the person posting that is a joke
>>155722676you're a fucking retard
no one told me tuch was traded to the caps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19IHyhyvnmgwatching the outlaw trail with robert redford while I wait for overdrive
>>155722786What part of Suisee are you from, lad?
caps definitely dont look like a team that's a tuch away to me. probably gonna regret that deal in a few years
>>155722697But kind of in the prairies somewhere, to the right of Alberta, fairly close. But it is not the point.
>>155722778we left a message with your secretary
just put on raw then now forever together
>>155722087OK thanks.
>>155722857you're a fucking retard too
>>155722866They've been doing a piecemeal retool for a couple years now. They aren't going to need to blow it up to stay competitive, I think the Tuch deal was good for them. They've been planning for Ovi's retirement and aren't going to completely up shit's creek once he's done unlike other teams trying to hold onto the glory days.
>>155722992Nobody on /hoc/ is retarded
Is buffalo losing Tuch a big deal? Are they back to not being a playoff team?
I think he suchs
gary has gifted us a trade on this fine day
Wait, canacuck has a city named Vagina? Is that retarded or based?
>>155723183I have unconfirmed evidence that you may be retarded, so that's one and counting
yeetman has go away heat with me
>>155723321no one comes out of saskatchewan so it's impossible to say
>Jack Drury and a prospect and a third-round pick are going from Colorado to Nashville for Fedor Svechkov and Zachary L’HeureuxDam soft pusy fans wouldnt shutup about how good Drury was for them
>>155723408he went to harvard
cam onnn garry approve some fackin trades
>>155723408he was good for my Avs but he wanted too much money
Why does no one want to trade a second round pick for Connor Zary he was a first round pick
>>155723408leru is a dirty player
>>155714337
What did he see?
>>155722086This guy was the most underrated Sabres player during thats 2005-2007 run, along with Jochen Hecht.
>Mike, the coach, has a locker next to Connor McChipwich
Stuart skinner inspired me to grow a moustache.
Stuart Skinner inspired me to be shit at my job and still get work
>>155723670Many such cases
>>155722992what a random thing to seethe about
>>155719792Yes
How many more trades are Chris MacFarland and Sakic going to make with each other?
>>155723736I got laid off
>swedish retard unironically thought the sharks would be taking chase reidkwarb
>>155723782what if he just went to nashville to loot them
>>155720001How come you can post this, but I get 3 day bans every time I point out that the Israeli vulture raped the US eagle into submission months after the Whitehouse made this post?
>>155723796You can always become a youtube personality
>>155723796because Stuert Skinner inspired you to? A little odd, but I was young once, I suppose I can relate
>>155720697>mercenarieslearn the meaning of the word, kid
kyle drafted korchinski levshunov rinzel to be the guy turns out they're all busts now he trades for bo byram
>>155722916i was banging his secretary at the time
>>155723832probably a botnet or scriptfaggot obsessed with canada. many such cases.
>>155723408>Zachary L’HeureuxOh, good. Another reason to hate this faggot piece of shit.
why are teams trading 2029 picks that's like a decade away
>>155723952>hurhurhur.png
>>155723952The 2029 draft is gonna be shit. Just ask your crystal ball
>>155723832Because hes a migger with a script or just no life and spams this gen and quite a few others around this site 24/7.The real embarrassing thing is replying too it tho
>>155723952the gm will be fired by that point its not his problem
big deals are ready to go down but gary told them to save some for the draft
>>155724001same reason I cooked the books at my last job I got laid off from.
Think I'm going to grab some Nando's for dinner but I don't want to miss any trades
>softpusys get another dirty player to go with the half dozen pieces of shit already on their rosterkek
boston used to be a player in the league now I forget they exist
Welcome home Matthews. You're finally safe from having to play on a canadian team with no hope.
>>155724115Why wouldn't Austin Mathews spend the rest of his life in Toronto ?
Why are canadians so dumb?
>>155724156
zero chance matthews leaves a future dynasty
>>155724156Why would anyone not on the government tit want to live in that shit hole?
>>155724256Glut of top tier escorts
>>155724168Torontos fun as fuck easy women everywherebars and food on every cornerthey bend over backwards to make him happy 'I live here its fun as fuck
>>155716303thank you gary
>>155714304lmao
Funny how everyone shits on Toronto nd Montreal meanwhile it’s the only Canadian cities worth a damn
>>155723832>afterthey've been raping them since WW1
off&running
Alright guys TSN Overdrive is now off and running with Hayes, Noodles, and the O Dog!
>>155723904How was his cock?
>>155724365President Wilson wasn't a migger
>>155714304haha funny fake names haha what a bunch of razzers
>>155724388looking forward to fred's percentages
>>155724168t. never been to canada
>>155724406lol they all were
>>155724340You seriously need to stop posting this cope. I can just feel the seethe coming from this post every time you post "Thank you, Gary".
>>155724233So he'll go to LA and stay, huh
Thanking Gary is a /hoc/ pastimeThank you Gary
>>155724471thank you gary
>>155724364Both are shit, canada is just a temu version of the US
>>155724493Don't choke on that copium, bro
>>155724483maybe not
>>155724389ask ur mum lel
Flames won the offseason yesterday.
Why are all of these trades happening in the middle of the afternoon? This is the type of shit you'd have to read about in the morning after waking up since the GMs were up all god damn night negotiating.
florida should trade for stanley cup champion adin hill
why cant the new generation of players grow beards?
>>155724555>n-nouthat good huh
>>155724627Mmmm so good bby.
>>155724619There’s estrogen in everything nowadays. Probably why hockey is so soft now too.
>>155724619micro plastics in the testes leads to low T
Imagine what the sabres could have received if they dealt tuch to an actual SC contender at the deadline.
>caps agree to 8-year 10.5 for sign and trade>sabres sign him>caps back out at the last minute>sabres are stuck with the billkek
>>155724619does brent burns count as new he's still new to me
>>155724619Macks got a big head
>>155724759pranked
>>155724388PLAY IT
Leaf status? Raked
has there been any news on the patrik laine sweepstakes?
>>155724841Yes. He, uh, died.
>>155724841The fit is right in Pittsburgh I'm told.
>>155724841I’m paying attention to the Connor zary sweepstakes
>>155724793What's amazing is that they make a sequel to this every year, and it still sells tickets
4th overall in a shit draft for Byram is fine. Would be preferable if he was signed long term but whatever. Power sucks and Dahlin took 7 years to be an actual good player. a 4th overall d man isnt going to do shit until years and years from nowmid 2nd for greenway is retarded but genuinely who cares at this point. chicago had 1 trillion picks and they have enough players at this pointCrevier traded is whatever. hes a fine dman on a dogshit team and they just replaced his ass for byram
>>155724963feel better now?
>>155724988havent felt anything in years
>>155725037jlmi
>>155724963Im a huge fan of Byram I think he immediately helps them be better.
>>155724963Dude is a proven winner. Won a cup with meaningful playoff exp
>>155724963this would make a good article
>>155724988>>155725037I know people hate it, but Byram had a positive +/- with 22mins/game. We overpaid, yes, but we got a solid defenseman now for a potential of one in 4 years. I'd rather make plays to win now then keep building for another 5 years.
>>155724963>and Dahlin took 7 years to be an actual good player>had 73 points and was +12 his 5th season on a trash Buffalo team
>>155725241go back
>>155713787Didn't you lose to the guy on the left in the Olympics?
>>155722676>Regina>pronounced "vagina"It all makes sense now
>>15572535614-3 is hardly something to be proud of
>>155722676uhh it's pride month how could they be so insensitive
>>155725313I knew this was in good intentions, I didn’t know Bedard was that close to Byram but I think this is very very good for the Bedard Signing. Everyone needs to take their heads of their asses. We’re getting into win now mode. No more drafting.
>>155725616good rational take.
>>155725103He was on a team that was awarded a gary sunbelt championship, yes.
>>155725616>weBuffalo is an American team. For Americans only.
>>155725776>Buffalo is an American team. For Americans onlyThen why do they play the Canadian anthem before every game?
>>155725776Actually it's finnish now
>>155725850They feel pity for the people that drink the water they piss in.
Buffalo should join Canada who says no
>>155726026Buffalo
>the city of Edinburgh
>Canada loses but makes it to the next round anywayThank fuck hockey doesnt have this problem. Soccer is lame this is why nhl is the best league.
>>155726380>>Canada losesIt's an epidemic.
>>155725999pity isnt an american trait
>>155726615I know. I was lying. They do it to make fun of the "gender neutral" anthem. If I was the dj, I'd play that shit at every break so we could all laugh again.
>>155726569We won men’s curling
>>155724328Dangle levels of cope
>>155726026How much of a difference would it really make?
>>155726929by cheating. dirty cheating cheaters.
>>155727163Americans could lose access to shitty tourists attractions
We should give a few Canadian provinces to Finland
>the city of Edinburgh again
>>155726929Oh yeah I remember that now
>>155727508>>155727226Your aloud to touch it
Canada losing at soccer AND hockeyDiabolical
>>155727585Then why did he get so defensive about being accused of touching it?
>>155727585>YourOkay samir when are you gonna take English class
The hole for canadians gets bigger every day
>>155727848Okay timmy when am I going to graduate from I dont gave a fuck class
>>155727226Wtf? Dirty cheating canacucks.
>>155727998I doubt you have gone to any classes. Sure as hell didn't go to Stanley Cup class.
>>155728186I’m not even samir btw but if you people want to make me out to be a devil then so be it. I’ll play your rules.
>>155727644>no replyExactly.
>>155728263Who are you really trying to convince here?
>>155728186>Sure as hell didn't go to Stanley Cup class.
>laffs shopping Knies aroundSo are they rebuilding or?
>>155720000he can make as much as he can being a roving circus attraction for the next decade but he has a family and they like where they are. think it was part of why he didn't end up in the khl ages ago. people usually play the market to try drive up their price but of all people he's just not going most places for an extra million.
>>155728454I'd take Knies over Larkin for my Wilds. Come home little gophie.
>>155728186>Stanley Cup class
/hoc/ chasing off the few people who want to discuss hockey challenge level impossible.
>>155728708I wouldn't call you people
>>155728454lafftard media thinks Knies is the next Rocket Richard, so ((( laffs ))) are trying to leverage that delusion
>>155728708Good. I like my echo chambers extra echo-y.
>Make a hockey thread>Canadians start showing upWhy does this happen every time? I do not understand why soccer fans are in our goddamn hockey threads.
>>155728708its tourists from the olympics who want to hecking troll the heckin canadians and its extremely cringe and gay
>>155728913Soccer is Canadas new sport after the massive success of fifa. If only Gary didn’t rig it against us now hockey is dropping in popularity in all nations except maybe Finland and Latvia.
>>155728929shut the fuck up faggot
>>155728454laffs media doesnt even know what the fuck the team is doing so their shitflinging for clicks
>>155728929the sad part is they've been here for years
>>155728929Actually it's more like>1993Why don't you go suck off as many canadians as you can in the thread
>>155729118wasn't this annoying and constant since the shitlympicsscores of newfags trying to fit in and burying jokes and memes
>>155728929THERE ARE MANY MANY horrible things in this world. But an American that simps for Canadia. Might just be the worst. Where did you go wrong?
Can the next /hoc/ edition have a positive picture regarding Canada please? We've been down today and it'd brighten me up a bit.
>>155724712probably the same thing they would have had to pay get someone else to make a run. it'd have been better to trade if he wouldn't sign then but they'd have to have something setup immediately to not risk unsettling a team that's had too many collapses. in their position you gotta ride out the very good season they were having, get to the playoffs, break the streak, and just see what your team is really made of.>>155724841winner will be announced july 2 by ed mcmahon
>>155729290Gotchu senpai>>155729464>>155729464
>>155727998But saar India has won 2 gold medals since the first Olympics in 1896
>>155728454if they were rebuilding they'd have dealt the 1 to buffalo already. they wind up with a very, very good player at 4 and whatever terry will give to draft mckenna first in buffalo.
>>155724420kek
