We're World Tennis now editionMen's Professional TennisNo girls allowed>Calendar:Eastbourne and Mallorca are approaching their spectatular conclusions>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://www.vipbox.sc/tennis-livehttps://tennisonline.me/atp-tour-online-streamPrevious>>155623614
Sinnerwinslol
World Tennis is such an atrocious new name for ITF and makes no fucking sense. Look at this bullshit on the ITF page now.https://www.itftennis.com/
>>155766461i dont get it. what does this mean for pro tennis and what even is/was ITF?
its sooo pleasant outside right now.Business idea:there should be a fourth surface with nightglowing lines, glowing ball and racket and should be played at night in the dark.Thoughts: players have to wear glowing clohes and wristbands and shoes as well. it will be more prestigious and cooler than wimbledon.
>>155766311I don't mind the new world order IF it doesn't get confused by people and is still seen as the entry-level league. It makes more sense if ATP and WTA fell under some universal scheme since it sounds weird to call "World Tennis" something below two acronyms. Let's see what the public thinks ey
>>155766311What the fuck is this
>>155766925you didnt want hype. Now here we are at the monday morning business meeting equivalent thread
>>155766731They're the ones who organise the rules and the tour including slams. They also run the anti-doping programs.
Quinniacs I think we're getting our first title
>>155767235Feels good to be an early Quinnvestor
Davidovic will defeat him in the final if Borges doesnt already wipe the floor with him
ok im dead. gl keeping the thread alive against 4 group deciding games
>>155767627I'll try half-assedly Hanz
>>155768314Down syndrome I reckon
*Stayin' Alive starts playing*
>>155767544>Davidovic will defeat him in the finalKek
>>155767544>>155776096If Zverev can do it....
Bruh, why didn't you guys just wait til tomorrow morning to make the thread?
>>155766311>World TennisCringeI hate this trend. Everyone is doing it now, and in every case they take away all the pwrsonalityFINA is now World Aquatics, Taekwondo used to be WTF and I'll never forgive them for changing it
>>155777144Weak
Bump
>>155779978Hello how are you?
>>155781132Just trying to survive the spam
Wimbly seeds are out
Sam Querrey told me in a dream that Davidovich Fokina is not Spanish, but actually Irish-KoreanHe said this while losing to a Japanese ITF-level female player in a practice match while wearing a button-up shirt and chinos (I told him he'd split his pants if he attempted to slide)
based turks
Draw in 5 hrs. They still announce it live on Wimpleton radio?
>>155786761Jefferstein my thread didn't fall off the catalog and now they're laughing at it :/
bump
Oh what a night
>>155788311YOU KNOW I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HER NAME
>sinnerwinslol unless sun lolThis is the state of the atp in 2026
>>155789323kino. hit the ball hard and don't miss. why can't anyone else manage?
>>155789788This. Everyone else should just get good
Britbongs eating good tonight
>>155790420I've heard more about Belucci in the past month than I have in like 5 years
>>155789323Yeah, but because of climate change Sinner is finished, by the way, I completed a marathon for the third time last Sunday.35 degrees and my time was 3:11:29I'm just a hobby Sportler and in better shape than the ATP number one that can't play two hours of tennis at 32 degrees without breaking down, that is all you need to know about the state of tennis these days. We have a fag with no conditions, a diabetic and 40 years old grandpa that can't run anymore kek
>>155791014I mean, Sinner's all "we've been working on my conditioning" and shit. And he does work constantly on his weaknesses, so I doubt it's just bluster.So I wouldn't count him out yet.
>>155791148That's one thing about Sinner that is undeniable. He's constantly identifying and solving problems in his game. You're never sure when you've seen his final form.
btw draw is live fuckhttps://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/interactive
Men's draw starting
Off to a good start
>>155791423>Shelton Sinnsation finalbaste
Seeds placed
Worst thing about the draw is having to listen to all these horrible British pronunciations of ethnic names
>Wu Djokovicyibing will get rolled most likely but can't help but get excited. Would be a r1 banger at USO
>>155791148Sinner is like Judd Trump in Snooker, they have the perfect game for the shorter distances. But long distances are a struggle. One problem for Sinner is that he has no plan B. The Cerundolo match was the best example, he just needed a Kick serve to the body for his last serve game. That would have opened for him the court, so he could play his forehand aggressively. Agassi with his bad back and Alcaraz against Zverev at the Australian Open did that when their movement was limited. But Sinner is very low IQ, if you think his english is bad you should listen to his german mother tongue. He for example speaks worse German than Vincent Kompany. He is just to handicapped to play any kind of tactically game, just hit hard. But that takes energy
>Mikeshack v Belushi R2The real final
>Stan v Berrettini R1That's a good one
>>155791568>writing in Belushi rd2 bit premature. he's a wildcard
>Fritz v Draper R1Wew>>155791582Did you not see him in Halle, he's a dark horse, plus Svajda is a clayrat
>>155791592Saw him play weed first v Goffin qualies rd3 several years ago. Still.
>Kokk v BublikOh boy
>le Alex with rubix flag derby
>>155791645That's a really difficult little section for Shelton. Could see his legs go before he meets Demon or whomever
>>155791645Safiullin RublevRuud HurkaczCilic MedAll on day 1. Banger draw.
>>155791452>shelton
>>155792231Borges takes Sinn out in the 2nd
>Fritz Draperdidn't even notice. That'll be two straight rd1 exists for Taylor. Moorgs curse remains
>>155792286>Fritz in the quartersZverevbros, I dont feel so good
>>155792419But if Fritz loses, who will beat the true women beater? No way she didn’t think about this before she hexed the draw with her girl witchcraft
>>155792491We can't know with Zverev. The advantage he has vs Bo3 is his fitness and reliable serve. But it's Z on grass.
>>155792535Its grandslam winner Zverev on grass not just Big Z. This is a new beast.Weve only ever seen him lose to his arch nemesis so far
>>155792712cöpe
>>155792231>>155792251>>155792269>>155792286Kyrwog? Fed Retirer Hurkacz? Moshi moshi???
>>155792826Oh Hubbie got Ruud, F
>>155791645Novak is so shit these days I van see him lose to the cattle slave, Zverev won't beat Fritz, he still holds the leash tight. And Sinner will be out of the first week
I could see Fritz win it, no pressure because everybody only watches the World Cup, his stupid Bimbo girlfriend gone and replaced with some fresh pussy. Why not? He once reached a Slam Final and Sinner or Djokovic are only possible in the final, in which they will be physically be completely finished, if they come this far
Medvedev will beat sinner
>>155793365Medvedev won't even make it past the third round.
>>155793427No I know the future you should listen to me
>>155793497Ok, who's going to defeat Djokovic?
>>155792269>BerrettiniI thought he pulled out? Or did I just make that up?
>>155793536Rinderknecht, the serb lost to the favela monkey even 2 sets up. Screenshot this
>>155793562>no rafatoo expensive?
>>155793633lol you think these guys demand an appearance fee?
>>155793633It's obviously that they will play doubles. How will 5 guys play doubles together? Explain that to us? Give it a try brain dead fag
>>155792231
>>155793673
>>155793741
>>155793775
>Zizou, British nobody, Jack Draper, Ugo Humbert>Ugo and Jack are in the same side of the bracket>Nuno, Quinn, Marozsan, FokinaWhat a fucking grim semifinals. I leave for a week and come back to this shit?
>>155793832Nobody wants to gas themselves out in these mickey mouse tournos that end 5 minutes before the Wimbledon main draw begins. So they all withdraw or tank.
>>155792251>R2 Shitshispants vs DjeriatricTell me why the former could lose this one in straights
>>155793877Fuck watching these tournaments. Clown show. When's Mahvel (Wimby)
>>155793803Why is this frumpy butch lesbian allowed to compete with the men?
>>155793536Nobody. He wins.
>>155793990You'll sing a different tune when he clears Virtanen, Dzumhur and Humbert.
Tobe Tenniser
>>155794019>DzumhurCan we please stop it with this whole 'let's give silly names to the players instead of using their real ones' meme?
>>155793925Tsissy is at a point where I'm not even sure he'll make it past Gaston.
>>155794044You can see on the Pic that it's his real name
>>155794058Yeah. It was a joke, you big dzumhur, you.
Abysmal crowd for future champ Quinn
For me, it's the Abuser.
>>155793990Looks nothing at all like Iga Swiatek
>>155794142That's not Jodar
Ethan Quinn in an ATP level finalWill Foki EVER have a better chance to win a title or will he find yet another way to fuck it all upI don't see how his confidence would ever recover if he somehow loses this oneAlso Toby fucking Samuel in Eastbourne, the guy who got fucking eviscerated by the Ferryman just last weekWould be embarrassing if Draper fails to vulture this
don't listen to him tobi samurai
Zizou more like SHITzou
>>155794942You think he's beating Marozsan?
>>155794942Foki is famously a massive piece of shit who everybody hates. Even as a Spaniard, I hope his Russian ass loses.
>>155794942>Would be embarrassing if Draper fails to vulture thisWhat, a player preparing for a fucking major throwing away purposefully an irrelevant Mickey Mouse participation trophy cup? Never heard of such a thing happening. Never.
I think I burned my thumb on my steering wheel...
>>155794942Draper has been finished for over a year
>roblox v zverev first roundThey're trying to sabotage my boy. First it was the RG curtains now this
>>155793673>Sinnerwinslol
>>155793832250 torunaments not having the best palyers?Nothing is sacred anymore
>>155792286shitz raper is pretty brvootal first round match wtf
last chance today to get 3 months of Prime for cheap for Wimbledon
Fokina is doodoo, man
>>155795602>I hope his Russian ass losesim pretty sure he is more likely slovenian or slovak
>>155796975I refuse to pay for streaming "services" out of principle.These usury schemes will never get a penny out of me.
>>155797205I completely agree with you. But it's basically free if you need to order some shit from Amazon anyway
>>155797269Only jews use Amazon, so no thanks
>>155797205based. I forged a government document today to get my drivers license back. The social contract is broken, so not following laws is allowed.
>>155797284Jews are the one making money from it you mean. The only service I'll pay for is the Rundfunkgebühren. They should raise the rates again.
what went wrong
Oh no Davidovic haters and draper sisters...
>>155797317>The only service I'll pay for is the Rundfunkgebühreni dont think i have paid even 100€ to this fraud my entire life
what happens if big foe wins wimby
>>155797615First Champion that get's his membership denied
>>155797671explain joke please
>>155797319you mean what went so right, that a player of his calibre was able to peak so high
>>155797695you get a lifetime membership in the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club if you win
>>155794942Maybe Andy isn't actually a good coach after all and he just enjoys time off from his bogged wife and the little shits
>>155797772right
Now I get it. Draper looks like the british Tommy Paul which is why he too is a fraud
Is it actually preferable to go deep into a pre slam week 250 if you are already in the main draw?Seems like financial nonsense to me
>>155797547How?
Not surprised the prince of halle beat fraud Draper
>>155798551Best way is to never register where you move. As long as someone used to pay for your old address you are fine. It has drawbacks though
>>155796925Shut up nerd, you know what I mean. Atmane, Moutet, Landaluce, any of those guys would be better than 6/8 of those squares. Ugo vs Draper would be a legit good finals for London, but Mallorca was fucked from the jump.
>>155766461Zoom zoom tards can't into acronyms
>>155799141frfr
>>155798707The drawbacks being you get fucked if you're ever busted?
>>155799892you cant get a lot of government services if you arent registered usually.I once got blacklisted temporally from renewing my passport because I was not registered for 6 months previously. They were very mad.
>>155799892That is unlikely to happen but you need someone to forward all your mail or you won't even be able open a bank account. At some point it becomes not worth the trouble. Especially if you have kids
Anyway this thread will 100% die tonight
kwon come back is onsorry landluce but you have to be sacrificed
Will Sinner surpass Reinhold Messner as the most famous Süd Tiroler?
So Sinner only started to really play tennis at 13 and a half years kekIs their any other sport you can start so late and become the best? Combat sports and weightlifting sports are obviously the exceptions, but any others?I know tennis is a rather easy sport to learn and not very skillful, but that was kind of surprising
>>155809531>I know tennis is a rather easy sport to learn and not very skillful, but that was kind of surprisingNot sure if esl moment or retard moment
>>155809531Dude he says he focused on tennis at 13. he had been playing and beating tennis mains before then already.Maybe youre just being coy but generally you have to start tennis fairly young to enter the pro career. (but thats true of most ball sports)
>>155810201Obviously compared to other sports like skiing, many other sports, espically wintersports. You know exactly what I mean you fat faggot, don't play stupid
>>155810285Yeah, he just says something different in the video, yes he played tennis, two or three hours a week, but that isn't what people mean when they say that they played tennis since the age of xx.If that was the definition I started playing tennis at 3 kek
>>155796955*blonde moustache dude wtf meme*
>>155798331i domt concurlike draper is jalf a foot taller than him and jacked
>>155810347No I don’t know what you mean because it’s one of the hardest sports to master.
>>155810515>it’s one of the hardest sports to master.Never, almost every wintersport is harder.You have pros that can't even hit a backhand like Tsitsipas and won tournaments. If you can't ski you won't win shit and end in a wheelchair
>>155810413No one sincerely would ever believe Sinner has a high verbal IQ (in any language).In his own words he says how before then he had been playing tennis and beatng opponents. What do you think he was doing in the summer? Just helping his father in the kitchen waiting for the snow to fall again?
>>155810467they both give high school chads who are balding by 4th year in college vibes.
>>155810917Well, it's just a two hours drive from his birth place to the next 365 days ski resort, so I take a guess and say his father drove him there
>>155793673it's gonna be easier than i thought
>>155811884>solved by Dimitrov >solved by Djokovic>solved by the sunIt won’t be easy for low energy man
Is Cape Verde going to sink us again?
Or more accurately Uruguay being shit
>>155819209The Taylor Fritz of soccerball
4 stars innit
>>155819209Actually just Muslera
Djokovic wins Wimbledon every time the World Cup is played. It’s a sign.
>>155824136don't tell the sinner bros, world cup year wimbledon novak is coming
>>155820400He claims that some tournaments he won ages ago are grand slams even though the rest of the world know they aren't?
And again
If Agassi came back at 56 in this era of shitters, where in the top ten would he place?
>>155831513Thought it was James Blake from thumbnail. Disappointed.
>>155831918Thought it was Mannarino with a heavy grass season tan
You know what Im actually looking forward to these finals. These players (except for davidovich) seem far more likable than the typical top 20 atp250 finalist who wins against some random or has been. Feels like the bucolic tournaments are finishing up before we head to the big metropolis for the bourgeois tournament.
POST YOUR PREDICTIONSlink to bracket: https://bracket.tennis/tournaments/wimbledon-2026/atp
>>155833021cerundolo gets mopped by zev every time Joker vs Tsitsipas and Fritz vs Draper are gonna be kino
>>155833072>cerundolo gets mopped by zev every timeOn grass? I wouldn't even bet on him making it to round 2.
>>155833098Theyve never played on grass, we’ll see then
>>155833072I knowBut if Zverev beats Cerundolo he will reach the final unless he plays Fritz in the QF. Zverev will beat the other American shitters. And I can't see Zverev (even post-slam Zverev) ever reaching the Final at Wimbledon. It would be the biggest meme
>>155833021Can you do subgroups in this thing? We used to have a /tennis/ prediction group on some other site before the turbosimp pesos showed up
>>155833211no idea
>Arsenal >Knicks>ZverevFokina next?
Classic Roddick>interviews the Wimbledon bigwigs after they announce the prize money>full of praise, "we love what you're doing">fast forward>turns out it's only like 14.5% of revenue, players aren't happy>"what are we doing here, I don't understand, this could not have come as a surprise to you"
If Ethan Quinn had a large bovine farm animal that was born on the day of the year when the daytime and nighttime are exactly the same length, it would be the equinox E. Quinn ox
>>155834058Did he throw in a cringe self deprecating joke. The zoomer audience would unironically think he’s worse than the shitters he talks about.
Sequined equinox e quinn ox
wimby soon
>>155834724Unfortunately there was no "haha I had no backhand" or "haha Federer destroyed me" this time
>40°C where I am at>32°C in PalmaThis isn’t right
I hope Foki loses quickly, I want to sleep
>>155836436
Quinineaholics anonymous support group in
>>155836478You can't suffer in Ireland, Scotland, Norway and Finland
Court looks pretty good. For Mallorca
>>155836436its genuinely so uncomfortable today.My hotel doesnt even have fans.
>>155836693Looks like my fuckin front yard. Also do any Aussie bros know if Channel 9 will have all the Wimbledon matches
>female commentator
>>155836478Jan Mayen island….. vgh……..
>>155836775Probably only show court matches
>>155836775just tunnel into the BBC?
>>155836773It’s only going to get worse
Quinnvestors do we hold
Can he do it?
It’s quinover
Quinn getting ethanised
Alejandro getting fokked
T*ni Nadal spotted
QUINN ONE HANDER
God save the Quinn
>>155837379kek
Not sure about this foid commentator to be frank with you
spaghetti tiebreak
>>155837379not bad
>po po po-ing on grassBold
Just like to note that the highest ranked player Foki has faced this week was Marozsan at #62
Quinntessense alchemists..
>losing to Foki in a finalNever rated this Quinn fella
>>155837720Marozsan is a wildcard. Ranking doesn't apply
What was he complaining about? The music?
Quinn is such an immensely fuckable twink.
>>155837954Agreed
Quinn needs a tshirt that fits
will fok actually do it
>>155838113Quinn is playing like an absolute disgrace despite Foki trying to choke, so yes. We're witnessing history in the making.
>>155770242Just Irish genetics
>>155791473I want to jodar in good buse iykwim
Fokina is a really fun heel for the sport. Every point he makes it's like a personal 'fuck you' to his opponent.
Quinn's Gambit failed
Habbening?
>>155838411Kek, okay, that's a good one
>Zverev wins a slam>Fokina wins an ATP titleNext thing you know Sinner actually ends up winning RG
>>155837781I think it was crowd noise
The Quinnback starts now
>Foki to serve it outHmmm
He fokkin did it
Is Mallorca the tenth slam?
No fokkin way
How did this happen? What's going on?
This man is 27 years old apparently
>Not in SpanishPor que no?
So will the Australian Defence Force now begin to operate with a new level of confidence and freedom? This could be the rise of a new star in the current Zvera
>>155838939kek
how far does post-title Foki go at WI?
>>155839360crisp r2 exit
>>155839360DQ, misses his plane
>showing the prize moneyTacky
>>155839360>Round 1: J.M. Cerundolo.Yeah, I'm thinking he's cooked.
fokin heemed
>>155838750Close, I believe it’s the 11th slam.Official slam rankings:Wimb RgUsAoIw Kangz Netflix Basel Eastbourne Kitzbuhel Mallorca
>>155839607Boodles is such an exclusive slam they don't even stream it to us plebs.
>>155833072>>155833163fritz winnin' wimbledonwill hefta support feitz vs draper coz draper has no chance overall anyway. also fink drapers game and his weaknesses just isnt good for grass imo
>>155838794The sun has had its way with him
>>155838031>>155837954what ..
>>155833072There’s nothing remotely interesting about a shitter like Tsitsipas losing in an hour to an old man
Eastbourne has fallen
>25 years old
>>155836436For you
>>155838794seems about right
So youre telling me its fucking raining so hard on an island a stonesthrow from our shores they cant even play tennis?Yeah, right. im not buying it.
>>155840668Looks cold. I wish I was there
>>155840668my envy is immeasuarable
>>155840697>>155840699Two fat sausages frying in a pan
>England>Colombia v Portugalmight go down again today
>hitler waving finger dismissively The Eastbourne final traffic will save us
>>155841798Only slam winners stay in the room. Herr Sinner, Herr Zverev, Herr Djokovic and Herr Fritz. Yes, Eastbourne is the 9th slam.
The Eastbourne Ultimatum
Eastbourne & Down
Mit dem Angriff Fritz' wird das alles in Ordnung kommen.
Mein Führer... Fritz... Fritz konnte nicht genügend Kräfte für das Turnier sammeln. Der Angriff Fritz ist nicht erfolgt.
>>155844558>>155844694hitler jokes aside, did he really pull out of Wimbledon?
>only match tomorrow is the continuation of Eastbourneoh well, there's always the World Cup>only one game, and it's South Africa vs CanadaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155845715he didnt
>>155845715he pulled out of eastbourne, not wimby
>>155845834let's all watch the 2008 final and pretend like it's happening live>FRAUDERER
>>155838939>ZveraThis is wrong the right female version is ZverEVA
>>155846606Klaus he's talking about the Zverev era, the ZveraI don't personally enjoy the term since it doesn't roll off the tongue
they dont make tennis kino like they used to
>>155848655Any good tennis for this insufferable heat?
>>155848723https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21vs0p
>>155849131How far would they go in this year's Wimbledon?
>>155853750stan smith took mcenroe to five sets at wimby when he was on his way out so he should probably crush the zoomers of today
>>155858226Based knower
Pity bump