Cabo Verde, whatever happened there Men's Professional TennisNo girls allowed>Calendar:We take to prestigious Eastbourne and Mallorca for the REAL finest quality grass court play on earth. Wimbledon qualis are also happening.>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://www.vipbox.sc/tennis-livehttps://tennisonline.me/atp-tour-online-streamPrevious>>155518989
You guys going to watch any qualies?Seems a bit higher stakes than Fortress Fritz and Memellorca
Man making these threads knowing that they're going to die at the end of the night when some Pacific island with 200k people beats Albania is like sending your son off to 'Nam.>>155623823It's more interesting for sure. Also streamed LIVE on YOUR British Broadcasting Corporation.
>>155623846Ill be watching Cerundulo JM, Draper, and Landaluce but no qualifiers
Do the Murrtains match the Drapes?
I'm confused on how Draper will play in Wimbly. He's not a qualifier, nor a wildcard and he's ranked 150 or something. Does he have a protected ranking?
>>155624357
Presented without comment
>>155624646There's a dangerous floater in these deep waters, tick tock Jannik
Blockx and Moutet will be seeded if someone withdraws.
>>155624718And with "someone", I mean Fils.
I will NOT pay attention to this uni lecture
>>155624769Huh? What is break up pct?
>>155623823>Fortress FritzReminder he hasn't won anything above 250 since
>>155624841It's a woman thing, you wouldn't like to hear about it
>>155624855since 2022
>>155624718>Casper Ruud 11th seedFree round 1 gift for any shitter looking for a second round payout
>>155625000
>>155625063https://streamable.com/zb9jkm
I refuse to watch "Matusevich" vs "Sakamoto" or "Piros" vs "Ivanov"
See? He's just unlucky.
>>155625151Do NOT sleep on Chidekh vs Dougaz
>>155625151Piros and Ivanov sounds like Pro Evolution Soccer 3 default players
>>155625155He's never made an excuse like this before and rarely actually talks about his Diabetes. Pretty safe to say it actually was an issue this time. Not that this changes the fact he keeps losing to Fritz over and over again.
>>155625160kek based
>>155624856You know me too well
>>155624718>#3 FAA>#4 SheltonDear god
FAA is Sophie Ellis Bextor in Murder on the Dancefloor video eliminating the competition.
Imagine my surprise
>commentates your tennis match
>Goofy playing qualiesGrim
Is there a stream for Monday/Schoolkate? BBC is showing some local club player that couldn't even get a main draw wildcard
>>155626064Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w
>>155626064Try https://tennisonline.me/court-4-johannus-monday-vs-tristan-schoolkate-live/wimbledon/stream-1
>>155626153Hell yeah motherfucker
is it working for you? I don't see where the pirate websites would even get the stream from if there is literally nothing in MY COUNTRY online about any streams apart from the BBC one
>https://tennisonline.me/court-13-andrea-guerrieri-vs-david-goffin-live/wimbledon/stream-1Crisis over lads. Found that link to the Goffin match you were yearning for.
HYDRATION BREAK
Monday Monday is unstoppable
>>155625834Jack's playing Giron
>>155626424My surprise was from the fact that Nakashima was the one who withdrew, not Jack
>>155625155it was very hot too (still is)unfortunately the heat will go away when Wimbledon starts. So our favourite ginger will win his 2nd (that's right 2nd) Wimbledon title, after beating Taylor Fritz in the final 6-4, 6-2, 6-4
>>155626448I made no assumptions about your post
>Monday>School… (kate)A part of me felt some serious PTSD reading this matchup
>>155626927what if Kate was your school oneitis crush though
>>155626939You’re just making it worse!!!
Evans with the 2nd set break
>>155626448Oh lol i had to check cause i thought the same
Saw sinner practicing with fils, he's going to collapse again isn't he.
JAJM
>>155626994Sinner or Fils? Either way the answer is yes
>>155626963my man
I thought I heard Draper got dropped by Vuori because he wasn't playing but he's still wearing their stuff, did I just imagine thatGiron is wearing Vuori too
>W-L in their last 20 matches vs Top 10 opponents(current Top 20 players)19-1: Sinner16-4: Alcaraz10-10: FAA, Djokovic, Ruud, Mensik9-11: Fritz8-12: Medvedev, Bublik, Lehecka, Musetti7-13: Tiafoe6-14: Shelton4-16: De Minaur, Cobolli, Rublev3-17: Zverev
>>155627140I've never seen voluminism like this
dan the old man marches on
>>155627120Nah it was just said to be a bad contract. Notice how a lot of guys have left Nike over the past few years. It's a money thing.
Ex-Wimbledon champion Vondrousova given four-year ban>https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/articles/c36yjz55z3zo
Wasn't Johannus Monday supposed to be elite?
>>155627259
>>155627354>>155627120
>Evans v Schoolbusinterdesting
>>155627352Tristan Schoolkate is simply eliter
>>155627336>$12 million in doped career earnings>only 26>can pop out 2 kids and return before to print more moneybased strat
> Ex-Wimbledon champion Sinner given four-year banWtf?!
>schoolkate won>blanch won>the lamas ruiz won>evo won>walton will win>draper is back/atp/chads are eating good right now
>>155627641I plead the 5th
>>155627658but Goffin lost anon. Wimbledong ruined
>>155627140>6-14: Shelton>4-16: De Minaur, Cobolli, Rublev>3-17: Zverevdisgraceful
Not a serious sport
anyone have a non 180p stream of the Collignon-Cerundolo match?
>>155628296It's only CCTV for degen gamblers via the betting apps
>>155628402>It's only CCTV for degen gamblers via the betting appslol wtf
>>155628433That's my guess. These 250s have loose rules for televised courts. Kecman is also not viewable in Mallorca.
Jensen buttsby
>>155627336You get a 4 year ban for not pissing in a cup?
>https://jokertvguide.sx/event/walton-a-vs-kyrgios-n-live-stream---7f7ed6d6.html
walton kyrgoat has started
>>155628838>>155628849should i?
>>155628838Verboten
>>155628928ich möchte gern informiert sein
did kyrgios get a prosthetic cyber leg?
>>155628962>robocobber
kyrgios struggling physically
>>155629004nahh he just doesnt care if he cared hed be 6-0ing this
>>155629004He's finished. Might still be ok for an exhibition.
>>155628928which browser? Firefox and Brave aren't flagging it for me
>>155629185chröme
>>155629185>https://jokertvguide.sx/event/walton-a-vs-kyrgios-n-live-stream---7f7ed6d6.htmllol wtf it does work in firefoxI thought this was country limited and not browser
Jannik is fucked
>>155629278Works in Chrome for me. Never use your ISPs DNS in Germany kek
>>155629334>DNSimplying i know how to change this>>155629307grass is not as arduous. hell be fine
It's Kyrgiover
it's Kys
Will he fuck off for good now?
kyrgios bros, we're crying on court ;_;
Jubbernauts in
>women commentatorsstupid useless cunts
OMG just hit the ball slightly to the side you aussie wog dickhead!Humiliate this arrogant fuckface
>>155629615Don't say that, Walton is a humble dude
>>155629632>Walton is a humble dudeHes a failure
More like Waltzin through to the next round lmao
maybe he should try a dropshot just a thought
wow walton broke kyrgios finally because nick double faulted. impressive!
It's not fair he looked so good against Moutet and the first half of the Shimabukuro match
well good luck keeping this thread alive after messi loses to chad bavarian austrians and Haaland scores a hattrick versus Senegal
>Former Wimbledon champion Marketa Vondrousova has been banned for four years for refusing an anti-doping test last year.Former Wimbledon champion Marketa Vondrousova has been banned for four years for refusing an anti-doping test last year.
Well at least we still have great young Australian prospects like Bernard Tomic and Alexei Popyrin>>155630733Never heard of such an ATP player
Pissi cuckitini
>BBC not showing Searle or Jubbbut they will show McDonald?
we're more of a daily thread than a permanent general really
Haha did I say Alexei Popyrin I meant Dane Sweeny
>>155629307looks fine until the SF so he could fail there
>>155634042lol wtf happened did he hit the Sinner wall?
>>155635388he met his match in Choinskill
ne1 got OP images for when we die
Paul Jubb through to next round
>>155635974
>>155636979could you explain in an essay of 50 words the relevance of this image to tomorrow's tennis.
Who's the Kyrgios of sawker?
>>155635491after all they are close in rank
>>155637397i could not but if the threads only last a day then just use an amusing image and it is a grass court at least
>>155638279Ibrahimovic.Big talker, very mediocre resultshigh potential, never reaches elite statushighlights baby who never performs when it mattersswarthy and trashy
>>155632177Apologize
>>155640967THE mighty Austria?
Nah fuck messi
off to asda's desu
when wimbledong start?
On a gods honest Monday next week like the Lord himself intended
>>155641237Klose fans, eh?
Kek Roddick and McEnroe are going to cameo is some pickleball movie.
>>155646713Is forcing pickleball still a thing over there then? Thought it'd die off
>>155648163It's still popular with older folks
old people also have the time in the day to get involved in local city councils to try and change tennis courts to pickleball
I miss rain delays in slam finals.
>>155650540I miss you
Interesting selection of players
>>155650561Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
>>155650710>crapser poodHe wishes
>>155650710I haven't listened to a new podcast since about 2016, crazy to think people are still out there like "hmm I will search for a new podcast to listen to today"
Tomorrow's highlights at Eastbourne:[file not found]Tomorrow's highlights at Mallorca:Dimitrov, Tsitsipas-BuseThe prestigious Boodles challenge:Mensik, Fils, Publev
>>155652807I love Buse
Is Wimbledon moid quali finished? Only foid matches tomorrow and Darwin Blanch, having won the most recent quali match I can see, is listed as playing at the prestigious Plovdiv Challenger in Bulgaria tomorrow.Which seems insanely improbable to me.
Nah you're taking the piss
>>155653089Kek
>>155653089lol
roll of the bump dice before bedtime.
The top 10 is putrid, Wimbledon is going to be a mess.
>>155653089God how many siblings are there?
>>155652900Men and women alternate days
>>155656755>>155653089There's another one.
>>155650765it's Juan Carlos Prado Angelo to you sir
Why are they so obsessed with gay athletes in tennis and hockey?
>>155656041morning
>>155661695the problem this project will encounter at the box office I suspect, and I'm no woman, but both these guys are rattish and ugly and look like your worst ex-bf
not a lot of scintillating tennis matches today to be frank with you
>>155664358I see none
>>155665325Weak week
Just seeing Dimilim's name on the schedule in grass season is giving me flashbacks
>>155666018so many great images from that day
>>155666135
>>155666198Kek exactly
Buttsby
THE Hamish Stewart?
>>155666447Aye he's a good laddie
och aye
portugal and england play tonight
Why would anyone name their son Polmans, it's like they wanted him to become a chud
What rivalry? There hasnt been a Sinncaraz rivalry since 2025
>>155667239Both are washed
THE Giles Hussey?
>>155668123Any time you open up the wiki of one of these rank 300 Britoid NPCs they've always been to uni in the USAReally don't get why America is importing shitters en masse from all over the world to come and flunk Bio and fuck their bright young women. Why don't they develop their own talent? What does the university of Tennessee (tennissee) get out of it?
>>155668172You're telling me Giles has a page on Wikipedia?
>>155668313Where else would be documented his prestigious win at the 2026 Centurion Challenger against THE Edward Winter
giles hussey more like child's bussy
>>155668358
there's a thread for that kind of post. go, find your people
time to pay the toll, the Ferryman cometh
Sigh… i guess Ill watch Tsitsipas - Buse
>>155668543hawk cries, tumbleweed rolls, clint eastwood trots into view on a half dead horse on the horizon
>ball so shit they dont want to play in tsitsipas match
>>155668618but first Shitshispants shitting his pants over a soft ball
>Mallorca ad between points is in Germankek
>>155668828buse threw away a new one as well.those Slazenger balls are just trash.Wilson is equally bad and only cheap store brand balls are even worse.
Ith Ignathio Buthe elithe?
Any busers in the house?
Always have been
I wonder how far in the rankings you'd have to go to find a player who wouldn't defeat current Stefanos on grass.
I have no idea how to judge Buse's potential
ignited abuser
>>155669244can you say Tsitsipas real quick?
>>155669477Thtefanoth Tthitthipath
Buse is elite
corr fink fritz winnin wimbledon
Ferrymen..
>>155669688hehthx
>>155669244kek, thank christ he isn't a Spaniard.
>>155669688Gesundheit
>>155669963cruising again
>boodlesthey used to stream this on their website. wouldn't mind seeing mensik fils on a day when the pickings are slim
>>155670898Hehehehhehe
Which german’s match are we watching and cheering for?Hanfmann or Altmaier?
>>155666593We're going down again today aren't we?
>>155671432are these all that's left today?
>>155671765after today's tennis I hope so
>>155671765Worst case: Ronaldo misses many chances (potentially cries); or he scores a hattrickEngland loses or Saka scores a hattrick
>>155673867Kek, you?
Oh we DEAD dead
>>155673554>or he scores a hattrickLooming right now
>>155676950and its only halftime*gulp*
>>155678204Betting the house on Zverev rn
>>155678204>Heatwave during the qualifying weekSinner is saved
>>155678328Wow he made it by a week. He was so close to being knocked out in R2.
>>155677695no hattie
>>155682425Look at him go!!
Reading the fixtures for tomorrow. Who the FUCK is Murphy Cassone
Umm, jasonfratelli...
I'm actually not that hot, maybe I'm built different but everyone I know is importing giant fans into their rooms and freaking out, and I am simply taking nice walks and spending my days studying. I've been getting shitty sleep for weeks anyway so not really noticed any difference so perchance that's why.
>>155686482i swear long sleeved shirt and pants and some innovative head protection and not a standard cap would make this lads tennis 10x better.The sun is never a gingers friend
>>155686777not all of us get to live the neet-lite life all day.But whatcha reading? For me? It's Clausewitz - On War and Eckermann's Talks with Goethe
>>155684942For me its The Choinski J.
>>155686777Must be unusual since most Brits can't seem to take much heat
gaytp survived and England kwabbed, holy based.>>155688928well I've got exams coming up but I'm fitting in a bit of whatever I find interesting in the uni library, currently Jean Paul Fartre's Nausea
>>155693133>Jean Paul Fartre's Nausealow IQ. Unless you are doing this to read a gfs favorite author, dont bother with french existentialists.It, however, should be mandatory reading to post in any atp thread to have read Infinite Jest.
>>155693316Why would I read a 1000 page book by a fucking Federerfag when I could read 150 pages about a depressed guy smoking cigarettes?
1 token bump of the night
But who is the England of tennis?
>>155694952i think english players fit that role pretty perfectly
>>155695368I was going to say Murray won too much to fit but then I remembered he's a Scot.
>>155694952>won once then a lifetime of ever increasing embarrassmentIt's sweet Emma
What went wrong? Hes only 27
>>155698504He was good for about a year and held a good ranking amongst the worst top 10 ever while he got worse. That’s it.
>>155686482You can see it in his eyes, his energy disappearing. It’s over.
>>155698504How long before he drops out of top 100?
>>155699332Hopefully this year
>>155678204wtf does it meanfeels like 43
>>155698504top 20 for 7 years breddy good run
I miss him
>>155706117It’s ok he had a great career
>>155706522There's always the Legends tour to look forward to.
Buse remains the only thing worth watching daily in this godforsaken sport, carrying tennis on his ginger shoulders
>>155707395I remember when tennis was a sport for people with any shade of hair color, not just gingers.
>>1557061173 months banging models, partying in Ibiza and going out on yachts is surely much better for the young lad than going back on the tennis tour. I don't think he'll come back fully engaged in the sport. Carlothbros, I believe our road ends here. We had a good run.
>>155707788His father will set him straight.
It's insane. Almost no good matches today. Even qualies is a wasteland. Tomic will be fun
>>155708520The Drapist coached by Murray is playing today. He's always a decent thrill ride because you never know when he's going to get injured and retire from the match.
>>155708520>Fatseca vs Hussy>Shitz vs Chudski>Walton vs Fuckina>Paper vs Pinnington>Diminished vs Shahed>crackhead vs Schoolkate>no good matches
I saw on Reddit that Fonz pulled out but he's still on Adobe Flashscore.
anything potentially good this week?I don't even mean just today
>>155708598He's on this week? ok, there's that at least
>>155708659Nah he's outGiles Hussey marches on
>>155708674I am interested to see what Giles can do on grass
>>155708565>>155708572y'all are real ones. respect.
>>155708728thoughts?
>>155708738I'll check the draw.Morally it's always wrong though
>>155708755Not bad, not spectacular, but a worthy draw for a atp500.
Not enough has been said about France's Tiafoe recent form, now that we are fast approaching Wimbledon
>>155708921R1 loss, put my house on it.
>>155708921Halle suits his style desu. It really plays different to Wimpleton. Halle even makes his backhand look effective
>>155708598Fugg
>>155709389Why did I trade him in on the fantasy game, now gotta baghold him through Wimbly
>>155709404You're a fool to bet on any young kid doing well on a surface they've hardly ever played on before
>>155709413The issue is you only get two trades per week and nobody of note is playing this one, he was the only reasonably cheap scorer. Fritz is now most people's only hope lmao
>>155709428Bro your Fery? Samuel? Choinski? Pinnington Jones?
>>155709428>>155709413can you win money with this fantasyslop?
>>155709507Maybe next time, the new dilemma is which is the best non-seeded guy to make at least R3 once we know the draws. Depending on the draw, thinking:>Hurk-ack (assuming he plays/qualifies)>Zbergs>Kecmediocrevic>Mannakino>Shapoo>>155709590Nope, winning a month nets you some ATP merch. Winning a swing (clay, grass, hard season) wins you 2 tickets to 2 ATP sessions of your choice in 2027. Winning the whole thing is just 2 tickets to the ATP Nitto Finals next year (with flights and accommo). It's kinda fun but flawed in that players drop out like flies even after the weekly deadline
>>155709636maybe I'll finally give it a try after your incessant shilling, herr Gaudenzi
>>155709650Yay we can baghold losers together! Best start after Wimbledon so you're on time for the start of the hard season
>>155709636>just 2 tickets to the ATP Nitto Finals next year (with flights and accommo)From Aus that's a pretty penny. Not bad.
>>155709674it doesn't have Wimbledon?
>>155709721It does, but starting now you'd be playing to win Wimbledon only, not the grass swing since it's just about done. If you start now we can cry together over the next fortnight
Modern tennis bros, Toni exposed us...
>>155709812Another dumbass take from him. Anything pre-Sampras and Agassi is a different and inferior sport.
>>155709862I mean he only mentions people who started playing after Sampras and Agassi anyway kek. Looks like he rates modern tennis until Rafa became too old
>>155709888In the past, play was constrained technologically. Today, taking more than a couple shots to end a point is a choice
>>155709972Peak Basil, now that was a player
>>155710087When is tennis going to introduce hydration breaks
>>155709752Hmm. Draper is 1 shekel, that's gotta be the value
>>155710064
>>155710064>when you realize the lines are made out of white powder
>>155710128
Is Dane Sweeney actually 5'7 (1.70m)? I remember him looking pint sized
Gee don't you wish Wimbledon had human line judges right about now(no)
>>155710094When the no. 1 and no. 2 seeds cramp, we are graced by their authority to undertake a well-deserved hydration intake for a period of up to 10 minutes. It is vital for our athletes to compete at their very best while reminding the lowly seeded competitors of the importance to keep fluids flowing through the precious human body, for we may never know when the end is near
>>155710101I'm worried about his preparation. Definitely don't save your team until we're absolutely sure of the draw in case he's doomed from the get-go
THE Murphy Cassone?
How come this never happens in cincy, dc, and ny even though they play in similar conditions every year?
>>155710450English heat hits different. Ignore the numbers.
busers, what the fuck went wrong?
>>155710450>>155710481>tempmogged by bongland
First Sinner and now Fery, who can stop the JM?
>>155710414Very strong prospect
Ferrymanlets...
>>155710450>ECL fails in the heatlol
>>155710495Mallorca was just a final tuneup for WimbledonHe is satisfied with his condition so he tanked to conserve his energyYou'd have to say such smart scheduling puts him as one of the favourites next week
Evansistas..
None of these plodders will beat the withering carrot or the serb fossil
Evans is snavE backwards
not like this evo, not bagelled by schoolshooter
Fritz has pulled out of Eastbourne
Every player you wanted to watch has pulled out of all the matches you wanted to see in every tournament this summer
>>155711030KEKI don't get it
>>155711161I mean I wouldn't exactly say I wanted to watch Fritz
>>155711227The point was it's become a bit of a trend
Darwin has really evolved his game recently
>/atp/ is completely silent about Jan Choinski vs Felix GillMaybe Toni was right...
I'm watching Walton-Foki
>>155711838I cant get my eyes of the screen to post here, the match is too captivating.Ive been waiting for this matchup all week
>>155711838The devil trembles when a doublescel picks up the singles bladeOh wait that's Chupski
>>155711864Based Walton ultra. You think he brings it to a third?
>>155711912Was genuinely wondering who the fuck Chupski is until I realized you meant Skupski kek
>>155711973I think he could sneak a tiebreak, maybe even a 7-5 if Foki goes walkaboutFoki did roll his ankle a few games ago, seems fine now but who knows
>>155711838because THE paul jubb is playing
>atomicBerniebros...
Motivated Foki is a different beastOh well, Walton is a hard court specialist anyway
>>155712165Doesn't Tomic always lose in qualies
>>155712266Yes, I'm acting surprised for fun
>>155712304I know but I was genuinely wondering when he qualified for anything
Sweenysisters we're so back
dimitrov appears to be playing notorious Peaky Blinder Arthur Shelby later
Kek
Blanch retired from "illness"Blud fr couldn't cook, no cap
>>155712803we go again at the next IMG event
Got a new Walton jokeAdam Walton? More like Adam Faultin'!This would work if he had a notoriously bad serve
You are now reminded Zverev is a Roland Garros winner
>>155712966His serve is pretty decent, though aesthetically it's almost as ugly as Michael Mmoh's
Novak Djokovic but you need to sneeze
Shelbayh more like Shallbeonhiswayhome
Remember when Jack Pinnington Jones beat Cam Norrie in the Nottingham ChallengerRemember when Cam Norrie beat Jack Draper at Wimbledon a few weeks later
>>155712975:) i smile
>double matches todaySo twice the shit posting?
hope the thread dies since no one you'd my best joke for months
>>155715082i knew you would winge about that as soon as i saw the joke
meh would just make another one
>>155715167kek(see that's how it's done)
its so over
>>155715082i chuckled at the sneezing djokovic joke but refused you a (you) out of principle
>>155713015You
Worst QFs day of the season
>>155716328>it's real kek
This kym guy is a huge server iirc. Should be fun best of 5
>>155716328the italians are also copying their winning formula with slight modifications
>>155716661qualifications are bo3
>>155716902Not 3rd rd wimpleton unless it has been changed for this year
>>155717093He's wrong. Last round of Wimbledong qualies is definitely bo5.
/atp/, it's time to educate yourselves on the official Wimbledon heat rules.
>>155718757doublesfags eternally btfo
>>155716328Kek why did they do this to the poor boy
>>155718757#3 is interesting. 10 mins is longer than a tactical toilet + wardrobe break
>Zverev's best Wimby win are Fritz (2021), Norrie and Gironkek
>>155720261>>155718757i think thats a pretty stupid rule desu literally just provide the players with shade. this shouldnt be impossible. you can track the movement of the sun and mount some sunblockers even on the small court.
>>155718757>heat stress index>°CSo FIFA-tier made up bullshit again? It doesn't even look the temperature will go that high. It will magically go in effect when Novak and Sinner play.
>>155721822Novak and Jason are always playing on CC so they'll just close the roof there.
>>155722045True but only if there aren't any POC women playing the same day
i think tennis should be playable in the rain, but never in the sun. A tennis court must always be in the shade
Mallorca is the ultimate “those guys you get sick of seeing their name on flashscore in the opening rounds of tournaments” tournament
>>155721418Unironically could not be more pathetic
>>155718757The forecast doesn’t look that hot?
>>155708572kek paper is a gud wun
>>155716328The double GOAT
Going to be insane when Fritz beats Djokovic and Sinner back to back
>>155716502ADF beat dimitrov to make it into the monte Carlo final lmao
Bump
>>155716502Grim
