draft soon our leafs pick 1st>>155753891
>our laffs>laffs
>>155788345Anime
There's no way the Canucks actually draft Malhotra right?
>>155788365Hans, what are you doing here?
>>155788365more like really gay
Where is this nigga going?
>>155788417Back to the Phillipines inshallah
>$15M/yr for a powerplay merchant who can't win faceoffs, can't play on the PK, and can't backcheck, also he has 1/3rd of a normal field of visionkek
Hope the west coast teams are keeping all the eady coast teams.up all night
hope my kitties get someone good
hope you realize it was a gay magazine
>>155788469
fried man released a podcast at 1am eastern is he stupid?
>>155788417New York or Los Angeles.You don't turn down generational wealth from St. Louis, Seattle, and Dallas if you're going to end up signing in Columbus or some shit.
>>155788473>shawn is a god>shawn is a fagwho do we believe, /hoc/?
>>155788506I thought the Greek gods were mostly gay
>>155788529Nah, that's anti-greek discrimination.
What are the expectations for the actual televised event of this years Draft? Are they going with the "remote" bumbo jumbo again?
friedman says the package for mctavish from the blues is around the 11th overall and from the rags is a 'player'
>>155788443He saves the krakken from themselvesMcKenna and Matthews gonna be good
Dumbest fucking trade in a long time.
>>155788674Who are those mid-6 forwards you speak of?
>>155788612Hopefully at 6:00 EDT gary puts a revolver in his mouth and pulls the fucking trigger.
>>155788612clowns everywhere
>>155788417Houston or Austin.
friedman says the byram trade was made because it's a copycat league and that tulsky would have made the trade
It’s just refreshing to see other franchises get trades kyboshed by players after what we went through.And Dallas to boot. Robertson exercising his rights/leverage to force Dallas to either pony up and pay or send him to a franchise that he wants to go to.Nice to see Nill squirm a bit. All those years of using leverage on teams due to Dallas being a preferred destination. Shoes on the other foot now buddy, how do you like them apples?
yeah, well (((friedman))) is a chatty fucking cathy
>>155788905>Dallas being a preferred destinationwut?
Happy draft day
>>155789040Which war?
Rags are trading Adam fox to the ducks
>>155789049You wish a WW3 would actually come
>>155789049Gary’s war
>>155788957Hi dylan
Who are my penguins driving
>>155789219Drafting**
>>155789219Pittsburgh Penguins: Xavier Villeneuve, D, 5-foot-11, 162 pounds, Blainville-Boisbriand Armada (QMJHL)Kyle Dubas was never concerned about size when drafting in Toronto. There was a slight turn in that philosophy last year with Pittsburgh, but I don’t think the Pens are opposed to a smaller player who has great skill.
Draft should feature bimbos, lots of bimbos
shan't be watching after the top 3 are picked
>>155789360Youll miss the side deals
hopefully now that he is returning the nhl will be healing
>>155789367I THINK SIDE DEALS SUCK
*rumbles*
>>155789374>some shit might happen>these teams might do this>we think this move could happenFUCK YOU GARY!
>>155789776Wow
Tel ya I'd give the asstards for lobeltson...some hobo's dick cheese and a $5 gift card to red lobster.
hope they get someone that play defense, ASSTARDS
Cheers, /hoc/
>>155789374he was assistant coaching the Ducks the past season. he never left the NHL
>>155790673a shit team run by retards
High taxes & crime aren’t exactly appealing
>>155791909no income taxes and only poor people live in seattle
teams need to tickle their best players more often imo
>>155790885Flush it down
>>155788678Jarmo is a mastermind.
>>155792478he's gonna reach for some forward bust at 4 giving rangers and flames reid and smitsmckenna torstenberg sjbjork vanlawrence bufreid nyysmits cgyi've seen the script
What's Gary going to wear tonight for the big day?
They should show Robertson the space needle and the market where they throw the salmons. That will convince him to sign with the Krakens
>>155792921Doubt it, he probably wants to win a game occasionally.
>Robertson turned down 15mx8>Panarin also rejected it Lmao, what's wrong with Seattle?
searobertson (8x15m)dalkniestor7th (sea)more from dal?this is apparently the deal that fell apart because robertson wouldn't sign. would think leafs want a lot more than just 7th for knies
Huomenta
>>155793130>shit team>run by retardsPanarin was only going to play in LA and NYC, Robertson wants to win
>>155791909this is just made up
>>155788529another convenient lie from the insiders
>>155793145this would be a fleecing of the leafs, I'm sure there was more
/hoc/ is mostly gay
this Robertson nigga out here thinking he is mid 80's Gretzky.
>Steve Yzerman to Dylan Larkin: "get ready to learn press box"
>>155791909no one wants to play for the snowbelt
Today is the day the Yzerplan all comes together.
>>155793909about time he was fired
How many trades will there be tonight?
doing a post hongcouver dinner rielly
>>155794084I'm about to trade my Marner to the toilet bowl for a non-bloated stomach
>>155792918A brand new Italian suit
>>155794200those are riellys now
>>155794324Nope. Still Marners
>>155794200Hearing rumbles that marner plans to re-sign with you after his contract is over
>>155794370nah we love mitchie here now
>>155793168>Robertson wants to win>demands 1/5th of the salary cap himselfIf he only wanted to win he'd sign a 1 year contract for 900k until he's won. But he also wants to make money. And he knows some team that is better than Seattle will offer him about the same contract as they did.
You're laughing? The Rangers are winning the Mason McTavish sweepstakes and you're laughing?
Another year, another off-season of Yzerman sleeping at the wheel.
>>155794439the guy who choked worse than my tight asshole squeezing out a marner?
hongcouver food always makes my tum hurt the next day
>>155794576Sichuan food?
>>155794222What kind of undies?
>>155794516gary would never do that just to satisfy a calder trophy runner-up. 1st loser.
>>155794593shut the fuck up nerd
I don't think Drury wants Robertson because he is an idiot who wants "mean and nasty" players not skilled ones. I am curious if Robertson wants the Rangers, I would guess no.
>>155794632Calvin Klein tighty whities
Players will be happier if there more sun belt teams and less northern teams. Its time for Gary to move some teams south
>>155788417>>155788443it made me think of the quote (groucho marx?) "any club that would let me in i don't want to join"would you want to be on a team retarded enough to give you that contract?
>>155794834why is he wearing the medieval jew hat into sauna
Mcdavid will be sent to one of the new Texas teams. He is preparing for the heat already
>>155794699he seems like a country club ranger to me but the kings are the same exact directionless franchise and he's from there
>>155794793Buffalo will be relocated to Atlanta by 2030
ive hated the >rags my entire shit life but if someone offers me to play in msg for even one season I'm saying yes
>Minnesota is now the frontrunner to land LarkinOh baby
it hasnt even been 2 weeks since the cup was awarded
I can't stop thinking about the Flames
>>155795379you should try to think about not killing the gimmick newfag
why didn't Larkin just pull a Patrick Roy and perma Ragequit on the wings during a game late last season
>>155795401I should put my boot up your ass
>>155795419gain height take a shower get a clue
>>155794699My guess would also be no. They're not a Robertson away from being a contender.>>155794834I bet they call themselves "dog parents".>>155795409They were in a playoff position until he got injured.
>>155795428I’m marchand’s height. How can I grow?
>>155795567Did your dad never put you on the growing rack?
>>155795581Nope. He was busy with work
>>155795439They were already imploding before the injuries started piling up. >wongs fans blaming their season going to shit on injuries are merely coping
>>155795588ngl it wouldve felt good to tell Pizza Boy Illitch Jr to get fucked
>The Rangers have traded Brett Berard to Montreal, per a source.
>Yes, you see; I type with punctuation. That means I'm the only adult in the thread and therefore the smartest. kwab fuck off nerd lmao go back kwab
>>155795573>>155795597They were in a playoff position when Larkin got injured.
>>155795692one injury shouldnt kill a team
>>155795700Often does though
>>155795700not according to the yzerplan
>>155795692Yes and they were already trending down.
Why doesn't Larkin just walk into Stevies office and do a 360 degree spin and walk out the door?
>>155795804haha ebin old fag reference anon! i award you all the internets!!
>>155795804Jen
are non bitchmade fags allowed to post here?
Trust ze plan. Red Wings will be restored to glory soon.
>>155795907you're objectively the worst of all the shitlympics tourists buddy
anyone got the webm of vegass being babies and refusing to fist bump their backup goalie that they should have put in during games 5 and 6?
>>155795700It shouldn't, and that's why Larkin has now demanded a trade.
>>155795950
>5m x 4 for SpenceGood shit
>>155795970Look at that locker room comradery, can't imagine why they folded at the slightest bit of pressure.
Eating a sandwich
>>155795979i need to pick up a prescription at Walgreens in like 15 mins
>>155795718panthers had many injuries last season
>>155795970Poor guy
rags got trudeau
>>155796002It's going to work out fine. As I wrote in the last thread, Yzerplan doesn't have the balls to have Larkin sit in the pressbox for an entire season or the duration of the contract like he should. No GM does.No GM have the balls to even let these players that demands a NMC then demands a trade to sit even a week.
i miss fun off-season shenanigans like players wives making burner accounts to harass people and wish death upon the unborn babies of other players wives.
>>155796048
>>155795970kane's their daddy
>Montréal asked some rather odd questions – a few scenarios. There was a question along the lines of ‘What sort of shoe are you?’, ‘What brand of shoe?’. You’ve heard of people being asked what animal they are, but this time it was a shoe.
>>155796122Yeezys because im black and hate gary and sucked my cousins dick
brett berard, reminds me of that time hossa took his eyeball out with his stick
>>155796079This is why they need overpriced hobby businesses where they lose 3000 a month
wonder if Our Sennies will do anything today
>>155795428need all the Nash inspirations
>>155796087Drury has no idea what he is doing, he is just throwing darts and hoping something happens.
>>155796171yes :))
>>155796079for me, its Bricks N' Figs
>>155796072Right this minute it's working out for him. He's probably either in the Caribbean sunbathing or home preparing for next season. What you're implying is that he will still be a Red Wing when the season starts, and I'm telling you he won't.
Just a heads up, It's McKenna day.
bustkenna is the most cookie cutter nigga i've seen
>>155796226Stenberg day actually
we must acknowledge that the nhl is now a stolen league because the leafs have stolen the next patrick kane from underprivileged franchises
>Krystal McKenna, the mother of Penn State men’s hockey’s Gavin McKenna, has been charged with selling or furnishing liquor to minors, according to a criminal docket filed on April 29.>The offense occurred on Jan. 31 in State College, the same date Gavin was charged with felony aggravated assault following an alleged altercation in downtown State College, according to court documents.
>>155796271kane was stolen from philly so it's alright
>>155796271Leafs should do an acknowledgement every time the Cancucks are playing them at home.
>>155796285that bar heckler was right, she's a drunk whore.
>>155796271We will as soon as the leafs start performing to expectations or above
>>155796285Toronto media will love her
I'm paul marner in the streets and krystal mckenna in the sheets
he was legal to drink in canada. it's just you burgers that say 18 year olds can sign up to die in a desert but you gotta wait until 21 to drink a beer
I could go for a trade gary...
>>155796380>I only need to follow laws I agree with
>>155796285>tfw no boozehound chug mom
>>155796380yeah but that whole felony assault part of isn't ideal, that's a way bigger deal than a drinking ticket on campus
/hoc/ is on stolen land
>>155796438Have fun with the drunk teenager and his whore mom up in Toronto lol
>>155796329Yeah, they're going to love bringing this up after games where McKenna sucks.>>155796358So you really believe that Larkin won't get what he wants? He has a list of teams he wants to get traded to and next season he*ll play on one of those teams .
>>155796398Gary is still asleep.
>>155796398I have a trade for you. It involves your face and my ass
Toronto is going to eat the McKenna's alive
>>155796285Based
who is a decent left hand defense man my Avs can pick up?
more like Gayvin McKantplaydefense
>>155796611Jack Johnson
>>155796628I can't believe Gary is giving us another Mc to make fun ofHe is such a caring commish
will they EVER recover?
sffal<
we should set up a /hoc/ boxing event
I just want to personally thank Samir for being such an egotistical asshole because it's not fun to bully the local retards when they just take it on the chin
I could heem every Canadian by myself
>>155796735To their fans seethe and anger.Everyone else is just laughing at them.
>>155796769Yes that war was famously fought bare fisted
im more of a lover than a fighter
>>155796079Friendly reminder that Monika did nothing wrong.
>>155796741can i be the ring boy?
>>155796171They locked Spence down for the next 4 years. Still need another top 6 player though
>>155796818*hugs you*
>laffs
>snes
>>155796835can i be pat patterson
>>155796844thank you anon I needed that :3
>>155796874Our Sennies mentioned :)
>>155796864>>155796874The true kiss of death
I wouldn't wanna fight a sens fan. Just saying...
>>155796842Very cool. Maybe they're waiting for FA to get a big signing
>>155796285boys will be boys amirite
*to the tune of Over my Head (Cable Car) - The Fray*I pee and poo
The work weeks almost over wagiefrens
>>155796864plan the parade is so good
Samir melty fully engaged
/hoc/ is spam greentexting its favourite team again
>>155796954right up there with stay scared m8
why are we fighting?
>>155796874For me, it's what should've been OUR 2019 Stanley Cup Champions The Winnipeg Jets
Im pretty sure the draft was saturday mornings back in the olden days
>>155797032yeah and the guys who were picked in the later rounds would find out the next day in the newspaper
>>155797024ded wong fans cant handle the bants
>>155797024"we" aren't fighting we're mostly just laughing at the retarded laffother leafs are fine (even if I'm gonna mock ya come leaf elimination day like usual)
The european players would never bend their baseball caps
>>155796910JT is famously a Habs fan...
>>155797025have they EVER gotten one of these right?
>>155797083Show me ones they got wrong
>>155797032i remember watching joe thorton get picked in my old bedroom in the sweltering summer of 1997
>>155797083to be fair they were partially correct about Bennett. Reinhart, and Ehlers at least
Final prediction for the draft tonight, pending any last minute trades before it starts. You may feel bad, but at least you aren't the Kraken who paid almost 1B in expansion fees to try and sell a michigan connection that didn't change shit and got rejected by Panarin and Robertson1. TOR. Gavin McKenna (LW)2. SJS. Chase Reid (RHD)3. VAN. Caleb Malhotra (C)4. BUF. (Via CHI...why is this a trade again? Was Bowen Byram that fucking necessary to the rapehawks?) Carson Carels (D)5. NYR. Ivar Stenberg (LW)6. CGY. Keaton Verhoeff (RHD)7. SEA. Viggo Bjork (C)8. WPG. Daxon Rudolph (RHD)9. SJS (Via FLA/OTT). Ethan Belchetz (LW)10. NSH. Alberts Smits (LHD)11. STL. Tynan Lawrence (C)12. NJD. Malte Gustafsson (LHD)13. NYI. Wyatt Cullen (LW)14. CBJ. Oscar Hemming (RW)15. STL (via DET). Liam Ruck (formerly Chuck Ruck) (C)16. STL (Via WSH) Markus Ruck (Formerly Buck Ruck) (C)17. LAK. Oliver Suvanto (C)18. WSH (Via ANA). JP Hulbert (LW)19. UTA. Tommy Bleyl (RHD)20. BUF (from EDM via SJS). Elton Hermansson (RW)21. PHI. Ryan Lin (D)22. PIT. Alexander Command (C)23. BOS. Adam Novotny (RW)24. VAN (Via MIN). Brooks Rogowski (C)25. OTT (From Tampa Bay, via SEA, via FLA). Maddox Dagenais (C)26. NYR (From DAL via CAR). Yegor Shilov (C)27. SJS. (via BUF) Niklas Aaram-Olsen (RW)28. MTL. Juho Piiparinen (RHD)29. STL (From COL via NYI). Marcus Nordmark (RW)30. CGY (via VGK). Mathis Preston (RW)31. CAR. Simas Ignatavicius (C)32. OTT. Ryan Roobroeck (LW)
>>155797130mad bitch proving my pointall too easy to upset those faggots
>>155797209Bowen Byram is NOT worth the 4th overall pick
>>155797224why not? the dude can play 20 mins a night
>>155797155I wasn’t even alive then
>>155797241the blackhawks are nowhere near competing at all. Bowen Byram doesn't move a needle at all. At some point the Blackhawks need to help Bedard rather than stick him garbage on his wings
>>155797251boomer board zoomie get bent
the laffsbot is getting overwhelmed
>>155797280just tell him you had sex with his wife
>>155797168>Liam Ruck (formerly Chuck Ruck)>Markus Ruck (Formerly Buck Ruck)Bro's JFresh Bamboozled us again
The best part about draft time is looking at bud's completely fucking pants on head short bus helmet window licker crack pipe retarded draft list.
>>155797375disagree. decent defenseman but he isn't a top 2 pair. Chicago needs offense. Why trade away a prime pick for him and then overpay?
>>155797234So could I. Does that mean I'm worth a 4th OA?
>>155797278I’m scared of turning 30
>>155797405post your elite prospects page
>>155797452we don't dox the /hoc/ pwhl player here
>>155797405no you cant retard
>[Sportsnet] "If I'm not drafted [by the Sabres], I want to be a villain wherever I go." Gavin McKenna on the idea of becoming a villain in Buffalolmao please let this become another "I'm glad I went first because nobody remembers #2" moment
Get ready /hoc/ because after July 1st you have two months of this shit to endure through before training camp starts.
>>155797446Buffalo made it in because of Benson, Dahlin, Thompson, Doan and a slew of others taking strides. Byram was good but not THE guy. Power to the Blackhawks but they have way too many holes on that team.
>>155797490I’m going to train to bench more
>>155797398If Chicago utilizes Byram like how Ruff did then he can definitely be a driving force in the offense while contributing dependable middle pairing defense or even low-end top pairing.Is it retarded to give up a top 5 pick as a rebuilding team? Yeah, they are fucking stupid but getting Byram back for it isn't as cataclysmic of a deal as people are treating it as.
I have some special news, but I will announce it only right before gary takes the podium tonight. Stay tuned.
>>155797501Chicago doesn't have a player who's even close to the forwards Buffalo has, so that style of offense won't work as well. You need to hope Frondell takes a leap right away for this to work.
>On Mason McTavish, Anaheim still talking to Rangers and Blues about their offers. NYR package includes roster player while St. Louis offer is picks. If the Ducks make the Blues trade, the idea would be to flip said pick(s) before tonight to go get roster player(s) in separate trade. Ducks don't want be sellers. Also, there's a chance other teams try to get back into it today as well on McTavish.
>>155797024/hoc/ is for frens
>>155797466Thanks <3
Its funny to watch a canadian post here thinking he knows puck. Cute lil fella.
3rd most TOI in historythose ahead of him needed 5OT for just one extra minutebut to /hoc/ this is not worth $9M
imagine an american getting handed the cupno really try
>>1557976471993
>>155797635Damn. Surely the Oilers won that game if such an elite defenseman was on the ice for so long
gggrrrrrrrrrr I just hate canadians so much grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr they get me all riled up ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>155797669I say this
>>155797647I just lifted the cup right now myself bros (the cup of coffee I just made)
>>155797649>yeah, butkwab 2026.
>being able to watch one of your country's teams raise the cup. Level: canada
GET EXCITED
>>155797490we'll be off the grid at our cottages like the overdrive boys
>>155797722>b-b-b-butkwab.
>americans forced to pretend that carolina winning is a win for columbustop cuck
finna watch In Your House: Canadian Stampede on July 1 (it ruled)
[Sportsnet] Sources: Jason Robertson turns down contract offer from Kraken ....17 minutes ago
>>155797766AGAIN?
>>155797688Based Enjoy your sips
>>155797766Seattle didn't take the the hint the first time?
>>155797731HUGE
>m-m-mad bitch. dirty, sexy mad bitch, yeah, touch her like that mad bitch.
there's like four different arguments i can't keep up
>>155797777and enjoy your digits, friendo
>canadians forced to pretend that an american team winning is a win for canadatop cuck
NHL (@NHL) / Posts / XX · NHL7.2M+ followersThe Washington Capitals have acquired a fourth-round pick in the 2027 NHL Draft from the New Jersey Devils for defenseman Declan Chisholm.
>>155797794it's just stringy blue haired ghouls trying to disturb the peace of the White man from the safety of their degenerate 'cords, pay them no mind
>>155797810spare me of your cuckoldry fantasies. I've got puck to discuss
shameless bandwagoners
Has Canada ever won a gold medal at hockey?
>>155797689You are aware that the leafs won't make the post season next year. They haven't committed to a rebuild but neither are they adding pieces. Literally in the worst position possible. Enjoy being mid for five years then losing McKenna in free agency. The Steve Dangle>McKenna: An Era Wasted video is only a matter of time
I got a DUI the night Team USA won gold btw
>>155797860no flames?
Shannon hasn't posted a video in 14 hours. I'm worried about him.
>>155797861The captain of team USA lives and jobs in Canada
>>155797829this is my favorite gimmick in the business right now after early bedtime habs anon
>155797866>n-no that's y-you!Yawn. Boring.
>>155797860>the team that won multiple cups when they were children>the team that won multiple cups when they were children>or the fucking laffsstate of this draft
>>155797897buddy you're the most boring newfag in like 6 years id rather post with rapey
>>155797885he's busy with love island kwab
>>155797921
>>155797921Is that his pet name for his wife?
i think it's time to stop saying kwab
>>155797891both me btw
if my bruins don't trade up and draft that 6'7" creature center i'm going to become a flames fan
matt rempe needs to go to a cup contender team like the oilers
>>155797952BEHOLD THE KINGTHE KING OF KINGS
I think this offseason I'm going to try and get into Warhammer
>>155797885He's not allowed out of the cuck cage until 12pm PST
>>155798016I'm busy autistically-larping MilSims
>>155798037boring gimmick
>>155797994Georges has to much junk in the trunk
Softer than a bitch, but portray the role of gangstaAin't broke a law in your lifeYet every time you rap, you yap about the guns and knifeJust take a good look at the nigga and you'll captureThe fact that the bastard is simply just an actorWho mastered the bang and the slang and the mentalOf niggas in Compton, Watts, and South Central
>>155798044Explains why the NHL is waiting until late afternoon to make all of those moves this week.
/hoc/ is probably the worst general on the website when there's nothing happening in hockey
>>155798141And yet, you still come back every day.
>>155798150mad bitch
>>155798141It's a shithole but it's our shithole
Can anyone stop the Panther's Dick Disaster next season?
>>155798177_/ _/ _/ _/
wouldn't the guy constantly replying on cooldown be the "mad bitch" and not the one mocking him?
>>155798202The fuck were these kid's parents smoking 18 years ago. So many weird names this draft.
>>155798176>>155798186good posts
>>155798141Its not great during play either
>>155798202>>155798245JFresh got us again bro's, he cant keep getting away with this
our leafs just won another trade, chayka is unstoppable
>>155798305The fuck is a jfresh?
>>155798141/mu/ has far worse generals. /hoc/ has cool memes and music discussion
is our league defective?
>>155798320he makes lists
>game 7 hero larkin is passed the cup by kaprizov in a silent little caesars arena
>>155798338and...?
How many kids does he have?
quick powernap before the draft bro's huomenta but half the opposite
>>155798400bro same
>>155798400This from some porno or something? Why is grinch getting fresh with cindy lou who?
>>155798400Try napping next to a fan
>>155798377he makes lists and peppers in fake names to troll people on the internet, it's actually a pretty decent gimmick 2bh
>>155798441not everything is a porn. that said, yes its a porn
>>155798452yeah. hilarious. hope he keeps it up....soooo funny.
>>155798441it's gonna be a snuff film in those showers when his teammates get sick of babcock's shit
>>155798459I bet McDavid is small
A decade of intimate friendship later, McJudas has finally decided to pull the trigger on his court jester. Brutal guy.
>>155798509The average IQ of the city of chicago has been dropping steadily the past decade.
>>155798527>Wow haha that's a big penis, Darnell, thanks for telling me
I'm fine with Kulak but Burns is old and has his gay streak going when he should be sitting for a few games every now and then.
>be canadian>lose
>>155798580He wants the cup so fucking bad
>>155798581boring gimmick
>>155798580Burns was the MVP for all of the assv's opponents in the playoffs. Good for him earning another year.
>>155798581Haha we sure love doing that
>>155798580makar should give his salary to kulak
>>155798629At least you're cute!
Picked up some beers and am trying out the new Ruffles dill pickle chips for the draft tonight. Really excited.
>>155798647haha true
>>155798647>grab my gun>shoot back>teabag assailant>post the video on social media getting massive income from royalties>????>pay taxes and then collect the profits
It's a box of cheez-its and french dip sandwiches for this guy tonight. Probably a half of a 1.75 of rum too, but that's every night.
I'm going to get chicken wings for the draft
>>155798701What kind of cheezits lad?
saving an absolute beast of a post for the next thread
155798680horribly boring gimmick
>>155798722OG. Not a fan of the other ones. Toasted is too much toasted, white cheddar tastes like yuck, I forget the others, but if I'm buying them, I buy the OGs and then I split them apart with my teeth and eat one corner at a time.
>>155798726smart not to waste it on a dying thread
>>155798735Your gimmick of calling everything a bad gimmick, is a bad gimmick
>>155798632makar's underpaid actuallyhttps://benchrates.com/overpaid-underpaid
>>155798778How much of that 18.1 goes towards shits?
>>155798320sounds like an underwear brand to me
>>155798769mad boring bitch
>>155798751Good choice. The originals are great
shan't be posting in an early thread
>>155798847I don’t want to use an early thread
>>155797635It's a mad world where even the N has realized there's no future in Edmonton
Who are the flames drafting
>>155799999Wasted
>>155799999checked
>>155788345Seriously
what the hell are we doing
What the FUCK just happened
i think the mad bitch got it deleted
i have an erection
@jannies
>>155808758>>155808765Op of last thread got banned
Samir singlehandedly got the thread nuked lmao, based nigga.
make a new thread nigga
>an entire /hoc/ thread stricken from existenceLike tears in the rain
Emily Kaplan on twitter:>The NHL Draft is tonight! Based off rehearsals, the league is preparing for a major A list celebrity to announce the No. 1 pick for the Toronto Maple Leafs
This thread lost 60 posts too lol
>>155808808
>>155808864It's me, isn't it?
>>155808864Probably faggot ass Justin beiber lol
Hmmm, wonder what happened...Anyways. Should be a fun draft night. Got my snacks and my booze. I'm ready to be bored.
>>155808946He got the heem thread delete too lol
>>155788376I hope not. I didn't realize we had a Giant in the draft though.
>>155808904>felon 1OA pick>mob boss mom>and a junkie raped bitch announcer to top it offthat's toronto for ya!
It's gonna be some "A-List" that is from Buffalo themselves. One of the celebs that rang the buzzer or whatever before buffalos playoff games. There was one dude that was kind of famous but i forget his name.
>>155809012Lyan Rin?
>>155809073Josh Allen?
>>155809112No it was some actor I cant remember
>>155809122william finchter from such classics as black hawk down, armageddon, and the dark knightnever was the star of the movie but a solid character actor
Which prospect from this years draft will bust?
>>155809161True William Fichtner is based
>>155809183Gavin McKenna.
>>155809183McKenna
>>155809218>>155809222Why because the leafs are drafting him? Obsessed much?
>>155809220how many backflips were done off that boat that day
>>155809243No retard they are just contrarians
>>155809220>act cool in front of the bitches
>>155809243Leafs aren't drafting Mckenna
>>155809243KEK watch them draft Malhotra
the sarbes literally fucking owe my laffies the 4OA though?
feels gud to be a 'nucks bro
mods = gods
>>155809243No he’s just shit
>>155809357Why because the leafs are drafting him?
>>155809342Been waiting for this night all season long!
>new gimmick so gay it got the thread nukedkwab
>>155809243you just reminded me that the leafs got the first picktotally killed my mood, I'm going to bed
>>155809342>>155809373Who we draftin?
no trades for a bit, the gms have to slam back a few burgers before they hit the draft floor
>>155809365Yeah
>>155809457That reminds me, gonna get make some double bacon cheeseburgers. I'll be back in time for the draft.
>>155809243Leafs are not drafting him. Your GM will go all LMAO TOO SMART 4 YUO and pick Reid.
>>155809404kwab mad bitch btfo lmao rip bozo
One of my posts from the deleted thread had 6 (You)s
At the end of the day, both McKenna and Reid will be Laffs.
BOWMAN DO SOMETHING NIGGA
>>155809515
>>155809510Ahhh sweet sweet cope I will be saving this onto my phone to laugh at later.
TRADE REPORTIN NIGGAS
I HATE YOU BETTMAN
>>155809515sad :( take this :)
>>155809572good post
>>155809410I'm thinkin' Björck because he's Swedish. Even though they'll never admit it, I don't think the team wants to deal with the family drama that comes with drafting Malholtra or the American player in Canada situation with Reid.
>>155809560report received.
>>155809598Bjork is Icelandic though....
>>155809598>drafting a manlet 3rd overall
>>155809560>>155809611Who
>>155809560bedard to habs? holy shit!!!
Nemec said new jeresy doesnt care about hockey.
the wild don't pick until noon tomorrow
>>155800060Elliotte Friedman mentions the Flames are a team who has looked at moving up to pick 4.Moving up from 6 to 4 doesn’t make a lot of sense. It feels like players going 3-7 all have pretty similar value for the most part.But getting picks 4 AND 6 makes sense for Calgary.
should i put 10 big ones on stenberg going #1?
the thread quality really improved after the intervention
>>155809761They draft D Quinn Hughes with their 1st rounder. It's already been announced.
>>155809804Yes
>>155809805>retard getting banned for shitting up the thread lead to an increase in posting qualityShocker.
>draft on Friday when everyone is at work.
>>155809891Retard
i didn't know /hoc/s could get deleted
>>155809906retard
Which Finn should I keep my eye on this draft?
>>155809923>>155809903You must be fun at parties
>>155809941All of them. Never trust a Finn.
>>155810006I only trusted the Finnish scar poster
will we ever live to see another finnish golden generation?
>>155810033Nah, he's a spoiling piece of shit. Hate him.
>>155810033you shouldnt trust gambling addicts.
I trust EVERY Finn. It's the Canadians you have to keep your eye on. Most are ok, but there's some bad apples out there
>>155809961i am i always bring my own booze and weed and share with everyone
>WC does not go until 8 PM ESTclearly they are afraid of going head to head with the first hour of the NHL Draft LMAO SOCCER PUSSIES
>>155810127what about the western conference?
>>155808864cute look at the hair ghost of christmas past
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
There may or may not be another trade before the draft starts
Got the Gorilla Grodd legendary gear bros :) Big Supergirl multiverse waiting for me when the draft is done.
>>155809891Literally zero people who post on /hoc/ have EVER had a job.
>>155810235don't think so, all the gms are finishing up dindin and are taking their pre-draft marners before heading to the big event
>>155810271we call those mckinnons now
>>155810287actually we say eat cock copey now
>>155810270I have a job
>>155810335KWAB
>>155810335I got laid off for some bs
>>155810250big girls :)
>>155810335Any job willing to hire a /hoc/ poster is NOT a real job.
>>155810325i do both
>>155810385idc as long as the money is real
>>155810385They don't know I'm a /hoc/ poster
>>155810335Same I do compliance
>>155810335lol
>>155810335
>>155810385Spoken like a true unemployed leech
WAGING IS OVER :DDDDD
Lost my car key bros. Can't go to the grocery store now to get my cheez-its and liquor. Draft Day night is RUINED.
>>155810550Hot wire it silly
>>155810550Walk then
>>155810599It's always the green wire, right?
will the vitruvian man get drafted this year? those extra arms and legs would probably make him a decent goalie
>>155810645>walk 2 miles for some booze and cheez-itsI'd prefer not to. Might not be back in time for the draft. Plus I'd have to shower.
Nothing imminent, but the Blue Jackets have started listening to teams calling on Zach Werenski, sources confirm. The CBJ are aware that the Norris Trophy winner is unlikely to extend past his deal. No guarantee he’s dealt this summer but Jackets’ best deal could be now versus waiting a year. We’ll see how it develops.
Blue jackets could’ve had nemec
>>155810667fucking retard
>>155810716they missed out big time
my gf gave me a cbj last night
>>155810731mine gave me a Canuck
>>155810685They said he wasn't leaving though. Why are they all liars?
Next thread better fuckin be draft related
imagine naming your kids zeev
>>155810731cram it in the butt job?
>>155810757lying is the american way
>>155810685Wow. Don't tell me; he told them he'll only sign with Florida or Vegas?
>>155810749How dare she date that Zionist
>>155810766it won't. fuck the draft
>>155810731>covered oralAre one of you diseased?
can we have a south carolina stingrays thread?
>>155810776yep. We are the new NBA slurpfest.
Can't wait for Chayka to do something dumb to lose picks for next year.
>>155810767it's ze'ev
I believe absolutely anything when it is converted into instagram news image format
>>155810827new
>>155810798covered oral is actually kind of nice. Less clean up. Shows you also care for her/him/them
