ciclismo edition>Current and upcoming road races21.06 - 28.06 National Championships04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.105.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.111.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.118.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.119.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.126.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.128.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.129.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT 02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.102.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.103.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.113.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro16.08 La Polynormande 1.116.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/>Velodrama league code:51196855Previous thread:>>155790216
another friendly sweep with a pinch of nepotism
>>155832122>tour de France>starts in Spain?
in other news, Bert Lemon will replace Affini in Visma TdF roster
>>155832122nice pic
>>155832237Not much of TTer.
>>155832263ai slop clouds they’re doing this every year now
>>155832237poor Lemon probably had a nice holiday planned. now he has to slave in the sun for 3 weeks so Jonas can finish 3rd
how do you say "c'est fini" in french?
>>155832195business idea: when the tdf starts in the region of another race, the winner of that race wears the yellow jersey on stage 1. in this case the catalunya winner, Big JV
>>155832237zesty
well, 2022 Pog isn't very good benchmark 2bh
>Magnus Cort stopper som cykelrytter ved udgangen af 2026.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155834110
gruppo perseguidor won't cooperate. also can't see Blasi anywhere
Maverick Garcia seething
The random name generator wins this round
>>155834791
hell yeah, Kimberley "Kim" Maria Patricia (Le Court) Pienaar de Billot bros!
ridiculous scenes
heh
BAM! Benito wins
Movistar disaster classClassic
>>155834952she's real
I need to lose weight. not enough veins poppingtan is ok but could be better
>>155835107more muscular legs than Pogi
>>155835107morbidly obese
R63 Seixas 7th.
>>155835107Vein posting time?
Gery pas normal
>Blasi rejected a contract extension from UAE, as well as an offer from Lidl-Trek, and has instead chosen to join Movistar. The Spanish team will pay a €100,000 buyout clause to secure her release, while Blasi is set to earn just under €1 million per year.>Meanwhile, climber and newly crowned Spanish time trial champion Mereia Benito will also make the switch to Movistar from AG Insurance-Soudal.>However, Movistar are not done yet. The team is still looking to sign more strong riders as they aim to build a competitive squad around Paula Blasi.wild
>>155835824lookin good
>>155836287>Big Marlen slaving for Blasiwell well well
waterfall category
fake rain category
>>155836287Marlen sisters? What does this mean?
If Milan doesn't win today I'm gonna commit sudoku (in rouvy)
Gery wins
Milan wins
>>155837722Half of the teams were in cahoots to make him win
>>155837666top 10
>>155837722supersulphurous DATI almost got him
>>155837734Dati was very close. it would be very embarrassing for Milan to lose to a runner from asian conti
>>155837722top 10
I love how the Italians always put 10 italian flags on the results of Italian NC
out of the way, women
>>155837798mad cuz no czech flag in the top 10
>>155837947let's see how many grande flags tomorrow at the czechs nationals[spoiler]which we won't see since no coverage[/spoiler]
can't wait to see Milan wearing the national champ jersey at the TDF
Despite being 2% of Mauritus's population, White people make up 83% of the cycling national championships podium finishers
>>155838008
>>155838008kek
in the hindsight, it was wild how they let some club nobody win and he then did fuckall in that jersey
Big Marlen in pursuit mode
>>155832152Three Russians
>>155838042Your run of the mill Italian ciclismo humiliation ritual
>warmest day ever recorded in Denmark since 1872 (when official national recording began)
she's catching up
>>155838143well, asians are not good at cycling for some reason
explain to me what happened in svitzera
kek, Haberlin still won
>>155838420we're all suffering
>quality turns to shit in the most important moment
>>155838531top 7
nice infographics with regional flags
Koch wins
>>155840087top 10
How was your daily ride, /cyc/?I decided to go out in this ungodly heat and yet pulled a decent effort and don't even feel like dying. On top of that, I met this feller, pic rel, on the route, I believe (69% sure). Quite a decent day so far.The anticipated hellish heat tomorrow might make me not go out, tho.So, how was your ride, /cyc/-men?>>155832263Will Tudor be present, because with Tissot timekeeping... Ah, maybe I am reading a tit too much into it.>>155835107>belt drive>NO bottlecages>flat pedals>running shoes>p*ma running shoesAm I being made into a butt of a jest here?!>>155837656lmao
MU Portugal
Can't wait for a record high temps Tour de France, fishman is gonna get steamed alive
>>155837998How do you not have coverage? Even we have TV coverage from our nationals.>>155840401Did an hour of sweetspot at 340 watts on a 2:30 gravel ride. Had a slow leak in my front tire for a couple kms but it did seal in the end so I didn't have to stop to plug it. Stopped for an ice cream and coke at the beach on my way back. 20ish degrees and sunshine. Perfect riding weather.
>>155838628based iron weather dome keeping the heat away
nice
Sanroma wins Spanish MU
>>155842707top 10
spanish Wout
no
The heat is immeasurable
>>155841893Almost 40* here (with OVER 40* foretold for tomorrow). And I stopped for tap water refill and half a coconut candybar (that melted from the heat).>>155842101>rainNah, fuck that shit.>>155843142Just get a longer thermometer, mate.
It came to me in a dream last night that both Pog and Fishman chuted in the TdF.Wout van Aert was missing an arm in this dream so you know it was true.
Are they gonna have to move the tour to the USA because its too hot it france now in the summer? At least we have AC for the riders in their hotel rooms
>>155843788They can stay at my home (except visma). I got AC for them
>>155843731I remember when both Froome and Contador chuted out of TdF and then Nibles won. his biggest voodoo success
*takes my truck to work**i own a large truck despite living in a sub urban house and i work a white collar job**can't forget my coffee**drives to starbucks**drive home**orders food on an app**food is delivered by some other guy in a truck**oh boy im out of soap**order soap on amazon**speedy delivery yes please**another guy in another truck shows up at the front door*climate change aint real son
>>155844045Climate has always changed and always will. Claiming it's static would be retarded
>>155843788>>155843832we used to have AC at home
>>155843861>his biggest voodoo successI still prefer his Giro magics.
>>155844266i could crash into a wall of snow right now
>>155843731it would be good for the race ngl
Don’t need no ac it’s going to storm tonight and past week will just be bad memory
I'm not even feeling warm. Its a skill issue.
>26C during the nightyes hello i would like to report a crime
depending on how Mads does tomorrow Lidl should serously consider taking him off the TDF team and putting in Milan as much as i hate to say it
>>155845593both are shit this year
>>155845697Milan has 7 wins this year one of them a GT stageMads a big fat 0
>>155845593They should trade him before his value plummets any further. Mads to Uno X for the twins + Kron. Deal
>>155845593Øøøøøøøøøøøh er du Puy-de DUM eller hvad?
>>155845697still better than betting it all on Achooso
>>155845867Trek has been pretty terrible in general this year I guess Milan is the only serial winner so far
>>155845867Ehhh Ayuso can probably get a top 5 in gc. Is that worth more than a few stage wins? That's up to the sponsors.
>>155845797im hoping a win tomorrow and a year in Dannebrog will revive Mads a little bit
>>155845974he may also DNFin the first week. he's not very reliable runner this season
>>155846013True Ayuso is a bit of a weak mind.
so any fuckery for our evening TTT this time next week in Barcelona?
>>155846211A nice big storm to make it prematurely dark.
how many more sleeps until tdf
>>155850292Good night Juul-Bert
>>155844474>it’s going to storm tonightit's not supposed to pass by here until 2 am but I've been hearing thunder for at least the last three hours
>>155845974top 5 would be an insane result for him
>>155845867Milan would need a leadout. Mads is more capable of winning on his own on a stage that suits him, and he's more valuable as a hjaelper.>>155846013>he may also DNFin the first week.That could happen to any rider, even Pogacar and Vingegaard.>he's not very reliable runner this seasonHe crashed once, on a stage of P-N with terrible weather conditions and lots of crashes. The only weird thing in retrospect is that he started Itzulia at all, having clearly not recovered yet from that crash.
>>155860311I don't think podium is impossible, his competition is only>Del Toro (showed cracks this year, has to work for Pog)>Lipowitz (good, but not that good)>Remco (lmao)
>>155871005You are forgetting Ben O'Connor.
>>155874579at that point one might as well mention blobloblo
>>155874579Surrly nobody is giving that fraud a free 10 minutes advantage this time.
>>155875284surely he's so fraudulent that even that wouldn't matter (except to squillaume, maybe)
Uffff.The French NC is a proper hardman race again this year. And that's without the extreme heat.
Teams and which country's ITT champions ride for them.
>>155877113>riddle
>>155871005seixas dns?
>>155876144
>>155875284That doesn't happen anymore in the Tour
>>155876144damn
>>155878786It's happening. If you don't believe...etc.
>>155876144there is no need for thiswho asked for it? who benefits from it? nobody
>>155844087>Climate has always changed and always will. Claiming it's static would be retardedit's interesting that the climate BTFO'd the Romans too though. And Atlantis. If I were a schizo I'd argue that the recent climate hissy fits were subtle messages from the planet to stop being such greedy little gremlins or else.....
>>155835107>>155835824homoseksuals back to plebbit
what the FUCK do you mean that its only TV2 that is sending our NCfucking tv2jews i FUCKING hate that stationwhy the FUCK is it not on DR1
NC streamsCzechoslovakia:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofQVVCU6CQMPoland:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2JDBrNIST8Netherlands:https://nos.nl/livestream/2618831-kijk-live-naar-de-nk-wielrennen-in-nijmegen-en-berg-en-dal-mSwitzerland:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsUmDXGKNHc
>>155880916wow amazing that so many nations have their NC races free on youtube for all to seeimagine if it was like that here danmarkha ha
Baltics:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4D742S5hcgBr*tain:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCkKXB-plWAstill looking for the squeaker stream
another NC another tactical race where Mads wont winlol lmao
Backstedt wins
What do you do when you're sad? I rewatch the 2019 Bettiol DeRonde victory highlights from Eurosport Italia. Works everytime.
>>155882171top 10
top 10 Austria (femmes)
>>155882179i watch Jonas winning on Granon
got a puncturewhat a champ this wee lad is
>>155882251mine is rattling a bit
>>155882179any kind of pogi wattbomb cheers me right upor sagan if i'm feeling nostalgic
last lap in Netherlands. looking good for keldermeme.
>Keldememe winning somethinghuh
>>155882179Read Froome's book for a good laugh
>6m19s margin to 2nd in a 44km raceSlovene WJ NC.
first victory for keldermeme in his career that isn't an ITT or GC because he won the ITT.
Moleman second
Keldermeme wins
>>155882548This is probably another one of those cases when the guys and girls raced at the same time and she managed to hold the wheel of some dudes after she got laped.
>>155882602kek, total boomer victory.
vacek old and new champion of Czechoslovakia
>>155882605KELDERGOD ACTUALLY WON A RACEHOLY SHIT
what a blessed daynext edition should be a KelderGOAT edition
>>155882734toč of wheels?
>>155882602boomer nc
Wtf Kelderman?
>>155883105First time in his career that he wins a road race
current live streamsBrazil:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d9_tF6XQPoBaltics:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Nl7F20C6cAustria:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8s2rS6U29sBelgium (girls with 7km to go, tiz with Brazilian audio for some reason lol):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJX3JGXbg00Spain:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjz77WEJxPAPoland (race is ongoing, but it's too hot for the motobikes):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2JDBrNIST8Switzerland:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsUmDXGKNHcBritain:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HZ1qRxJaMYGermany:https://www.mdr.de/video/livestreams/mdr-plus/sport-eventlivestream-mediathek-110.html
>>155883124all those top tens for this moment
>>155883141thank you swisbert
>>155883141Based
fucking Brazil NC is on Tiz but not the danish one
kwabbedkekky
kwabeki heh
easy
>>155883312top 10
>defeated female leaves
where's movistar? what tactical perfection lead to the situation that they aren't in cabeza?
>>155883337kek
arrieta dead and gone from cabeza
>>155883312>>155883324>Bossuyt BKholy based
>>155883511would be pretty funny if Troon wins with the men
3 who's fighting to be spanish campterrible
camprubi? who?
waar Movistar?
another tactical masterclass
SALBY DNF after a chute
>>155883539new powercouple
>>155883628top 10
choosen bean commenting the French NC, so I won't link to it.
Mads might just win afterall
Pog imposter spotted
>>155884530what a faggot
Mads didn't win
>>155884611WHERE DID YOU GET THE STREAM RUSBERT
>>155884624on daddy
>>155884648what the fuck i checked there like 4 times and did not find itgib direct link plz
will he still retire?
>>155884665https://dlhd.pk/watch.php?id=810it's on TV2 Sport
kinda based that Cort wonbut also kinda cringe
>>155884530kek wtf
out of respect for the jersey, he should ride another season
>>155884682im actually giga salty right now
we might be back to Fadsfraudersen status
>>155884730He kinda has to now until next NC or something
>>155884611top 10
yea give Milan the spot on the TDF squad
Austria:1. Gogl2. Grossschartner3. Schrettl
the good thing about Cort winning is that surely Uno-X will make a good NC jersey
Lamborghini solo with 25 seconds to Colonel with 15km to go
Cort about to do some hold ups in the TDF and Vuelta
Lamborghini wins again
Ermakov solo, to go 62.8km, 1:30 gap. 9 chaser, including Roglic.
>FDJ v. Others championship quick rundown30km to go and it's FDJ v. Others
>>155885659top 10
25km to go in Suisse5km to go in Poland112km to go in UK (attaque of Fred Wright)33km to go in Germany9 laps to go in Brazil63km to go in Belgium19km to go in France52km to go in Slovenia (stream: https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/cestna-dirka-jermakov-trenutno-na-celu-karavane/786610)
>>15588646731 in Portugal
>>155886502it's geoblocked unlike the volta, sad.
>>155886547daddy has RTP2 stream
some conti shitter won in Poland. >>155886570ah well, have been avoiding daddy lately, half the streams aren't working or even with adblock it's a chore trying to avoid popup lewd ads
>>155886628works fine on ff with ublock origin
go Cosneking
>>155886062Even Roglic started pulling now. That's how you know the situation is critical.
>>155886716imagine Ermakov winning this
Ermakov gaining time.
>>155886834Based department ?
>>155886834Bahrain boys should start blocking.
French NC race is the cleanest race of them all
Wiebes built like an absolute brute
Gregoire nuclear attack
>>155887019too easy
Gregoire wins
/GREGOIRE/
Total Lidl death in Germany
>>155887076top 10
Watching a guy cramping so hard he can't even move his leg anymore.
>>155887213should have consumed more salts
Oliveira lachee
>>155887244which rtp2 player on daddy works for you?
>>155887261first one
Morgado got this
>>155887282well I just get an error code: hls: 3will try on firefox then
meanwhile in Switzerland, looking good for Christen. he's getting chased by conti shitters. meanwhile tudor is nowhere to be seen.>>155887296are they playing the jingles from the volta?
Watching the slovenian stream. Why is there only white people in ads?
Politt goes solo
Morgado wins
>>155887375
PolittDenzZimmermann
Ermakov has this. G2 doing g2 things.
>>155887394... and Jasch
Jan Christen new Suisse NC
Why is a Russian winning the Slovenian NC?
Rog washed
>>155887389top 10
>>155887422ultimately, it's Pog's fault
>>155887476Yeah but ultimately it's the jews' fault. Reminder that Pog suddenly became unbeatable after October 7th
>>155887522
2km to go in Germanyhttps://www.mdr.de/video/livestreams/mdr-plus/sport-eventlivestream-mediathek-110.html19km to go in Sloveniahttps://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/cestna-dirka-jermakov-trenutno-na-celu-karavane/78661022km to go in Belgiumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJX3JGXbg0016km to go in Netherlandshttps://nos.nl/livestream/2618830-kijk-live-naar-nk-wielrennen-v73km to go in UKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HZ1qRxJaMY
Felix ENGELHARDT wins in Germany
Engelhardt wins
TTT, Schachmann and Kämna KWAB
>+3:45unbelievable slurpage in G2 in Slovenia
>>155887599Bahrain about to go 1-2-3.
AvB doing one of her longrange attacks to win, she wants to finish second again.
>>155887570top 10
ROGLIC has decided not to work for a single second for the rest of his career
>>155887678he reached some kind of enlightenment
>>155887567Kinda lame.Jayco makes shit NC jerseys.
KINO
how will AVB fuck this up
your BK podium
NOOIJEN wins in NL
Nooijen wins
Herregodts wins
Big Roman from Russia wins in Slovenia
Oтличнo
Ermakov wins
>>155888030Vismoids feasting
Do foreign commentators also eat on the mic? Feel like the british commentators have gotten far too comfortable in their little clique and the producers don't have the balls to stamp their foot down on this disgusting habit.
>announces retirement>becomes danish champion>retires from cycling>refuses to elaborate
>>155888040top 10
>>155888134
KWAB
>>155888061top 3
>>155888170Wow, Herregodt cyklet, Rune
>>155888379
Zsombor wins Hungarian NC
>>155888674top 10
>>155834863quite expected double. almost 13 minutes kek
>>155888170>another uaechad eheh
Monaco NC was held at Spanish NC and Langellotti was the sole participant. seems like a fraud, but, hey, free jersey
>>155888870Why not just do fake NC races like third world countries?
>>155888870Kek how is this real
>>155838029checkmate,whitepipo
>>155888691Threadly reminder that ungarian is not a real language(and neither is dutch but that's a different story)
>>155888870why won't another citizen of monaco just buy a pro loicense and ride for guaranteed silver?
>>155889031seems like a plan. you only need to not OTL
Gregoire has half of fdj uci points
just realized that it's the infamous bomber Filip's younger brother
>>155889066How many does Gaudu have?
>>155889106403
>>155889106>>155889128He's keeping his powder dry. Expect miracles in France
Alfred Brockwell simply too strong, wins the Briish NC
top 10
>>155889747National champion of Llyod?
Bahrain's Tour Squad.
>>155890324Quin truely is captain america
>>155890324Excuse me, where Finland?
>>155887181yes hello waar Sexyass?
you now remember Oier Lazkano
>>155887411For me, it's his sister.
just waiting for Axelgaard previews hopefully starting tomorrow
>>155891449you tell us
>>155891733>"I have never used prohibited substances or prohibited methods. I am a clean athlete and a person of integrity. I have defended my name and professional honor with determination and transparency. My career has been built on effort, dedication, honesty and hard work day in and day out,"The words of a clean man.
>>155882605I can't believe this happened in my lifetime
>>155893651Just need a single, sturdy gust of wind if he behaves like this. Cheeky femur snap, go down the Froome route.
This guy is one of the few turks who still looks like the original turkshttps://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/ahmet-orken
I think im all in on the walking pill
Fred Wright
>>155893082Speedskaters are objectively the best bodied female athletes, I will not be dissuaded.
>>155904591It's literally all bunda
