Men's Professional TennisNo girls allowed>Calendar:It’s here. The one you’ve all been waiting for. The most prestigious, historic title in tennis is on the line. Yes that’s right - Zizou Bergs takes on Ugo Humbert in the Eastbourne final. Also some tournament in London is starting or something. >Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://www.vipbox.sc/tennis-livehttps://tennisonline.me/atp-tour-online-streamPrevious>>155766311
Hmmm
ill be fine
bump
>That London forecastSurely nobody's passing out there (remember to hydrate boomers)
>>155878491Looks nice until the 2nd week. If it's dry until the 4th rd when everyone is under a roof that's all that matters for us
who's got the toughest gauntlet
>>155878911Z first rd assuming blockx is fit. Then it ramps up for Benjamin. Humbert is a huge pre-2nd week roadblock but he might not have his legs thanks to Leastbourne.
>>155878911Zverev > Shelton > FAA > SinnerRelative to their skill level
When is Eastbourne
It's not a real Wimbledon without King Charles
>>155879738they're desperately trying to find 4 doubles players so they can put an irrelevant doubles match on first
>>155878911Why is FAA one of the options? Or Zverev for that matter? Fritz and Djokovic have got a thousand times better odds to make it to the finals than either of them.
>>155880110It's the top 4 seeds, bhai. and anyway this projected QF bullshit is retarded
>>155880226Fair and true enough.
Based Wimbledong not doing a Sunday start and giving us 3 days of first rounds
>>155880598agreed does leave today pretty fucking barren thoughsoevergonna go to lidl and get some snacks
>>155878625kek really liking the development of this eastbourne meme
Guys,You are aware that the Eastbourne final is taking place right now? Humbert won the first set quite quickly but zizou is making a formidable comeback.Please watch.
>>155881824Tuning in now but did they manage to find four guys to play doubles first or what
Zizougo going into deep waters
>>155881099>big stores opened on SundayThis is pure America degeneracy. Europe has fallen.
>6-3 1-6needs to be some sort of legislation to cut out this nonsense. If you have swings in form like this you shouldn't be allowed to play out a full third set it should just go to a super TB like the pigs mucking around in the dirt that you are. If there's an average of under 3 sets lost by the loser of a set.
>>155881918only till 5pm in the communist hellhole of Angliain the Calvinist paradise of Caledonia there's no restriction at all
Is that piped in audio for clapping? Why is the place empty on a Sunday even with the postponement
The stands are completely fucking empty
>>155881958>only till 5pmThat's still way too much. Don't tell me you guys also have these 24/7 stores because people need to go buy random shit at 3am.
>>155881991Not since the coof
>>155882053Germany loves copying shit from the USA but I'm glad we're not americanised enough yet for these kind of opening hours. They're getting worse and worse here too. More and more stored close at 9 or even 10pm now.
Zizou Bergs, the new god emperor of the Eastbourne Empire
Dumbert
Thought I heard the commentator say Zizou hadn't won a tour-level match all year until Eastbourne but I checked and it was falseHad me going for a moment
>>155882639Speaking of titles, who is the biggest bum without a tour title now? Botic?
>>155881966Tickets were only valid for Saturday.Sorry folks, read the fine print next time or simply pay for a second finals ticket.
>>155881897My favorite meme of 2026 so far :)
>>155882681Deep waters has been around for ages?
>>155882656Rinderknech, I guess. Rinderknech is the new Fokina.
>>155882740I didn't realize he didn't have any trophies. Grim.
>>155882656Musetti has two titles but reaching #5 with no titles in four years definitely makes him a massive bum>>155882662I've never been to the UK but I bet only rich posh wankers attend tennis matches in person there anyway
>>155882701I never was aware of it until recently. Isn't it a /heem/ meme or something, a general I have proudly never opened in my life
Now THAT'S a curriculum vitae
>>155882810Very shit from Musetti. Should’ve won Athens but instead we got a kino zoomer choke.
>>155882905oopsey
>>155882941Based DarderiHe makes Portugal seethe
>>155882810>>155882932It is absurd that he hasn't won a single title since 2022. Not even some random mickey mouse shit. He's a disgrace.
>>155883054
>>155882941The modern Casper Ruud>>155883095kek
>>155883072>>155883095Photos that say a thousand words (and all of those words are "JUST")
>>155883095Kek
Now that Musetti’s fired his coach he’s in his mid-20s “accepted I’m not going to win a slam so I’m going to put my feet up and enjoy being rich and handsome and travelling the world” era. A Tsitsipas trajectory awaits
>>155883327Dont be jealous. Its not pretty
>>155882701Well its new in /atp/ at least
>>155875892> Zizou Bergs takes on Ugo Humbert in the Eastbourne final. Also some tournament in London is starting or something.Kek but honestly next week is gonna be such a let down after this weeks soulfull nieche patrician tennis
>>155883776Musetti makes more money shitting the bed in a few tournaments than most people make all year with actual hard work. Why shouldn't you be jealous? I wish I could be a Khachanov and just kind of sneak my way into lots of prize money without any real expecations. Pure bliss.
Bert got Ziz'd
>>155883879Bergs Humbert was a nice pairing for a preslam 250 final (no I didn’t watch any of it). No vulturing top 10ers, no Shitalians, just 2 humble northwest European tennismen with reasonable grass pedigree.
>>155883095>eats shit, shoots and leaves
>listen to Tennis Channel's podcast>Prakash hypes up Walton as a threat on grassBased Walton believer
>>155882681Zizougo is a good one, wish I had thought of it
fokkin ell formula uno is SHITE I miss tennis.
Stefbros, we are so fucking back. The Roland Garros 2027 is ours.
>>155886638It’s too late his window has passed
>>155886638Now that Zverev has won a slam, Tsits is now the last remaining member of the little 3 and the best player to have not won one
>>155878911>Kecmanovic>Borges>Buse>Darderi>Medvedev>Auger-Aliassime>Zverevwhat is this fucking shit what happened to tennis
>>155887064>the best player to have not won oneI thought that was Kyrgios
>>155887064There are at least 10 players better than Tsitsipas that haven't won a Slam
>>155887191Nick has won a slam
>>155887183It's what happens when Musetti and Korda are injured>>155887207Based doubles afficionado
>>155887183Darderi is a champion
YOUR Wimbledon day 1 order of play:>Centre Court:Sinner-KekmanSabalenka (she's a man)Achookovic-Lu Bu>Court 1:Emma (allowed cause queen of /sp)Cilic-Medvedev[foids]>Court 2:[foids]SnorrieFederal Aviation Authority versus a 2000s football player[foids]>Court 3:Jodar-Gill (cinema)Puud-Slurpkacz[foids]Once again for the Wimbledon goer, the unticketed Court 18 is the place to be, with Tomasz Pawel and Joao Fonseca taking the stage.
>>155887206But only one true answer to the question.
>>155878625Well done 007.
BREAKING NEWS: World-famous brand Mission has released a performance enhancing matcha "superblend" in collaboration with tennis star Holger Rune
>>155887340The only other contender for that title honestly>>155887409Perhaps someone should've stopped to consider whether a syringe was appropriate when advertising a product to enhance one's sporting performance
Draper or Shitz first round? I've got them both in this semen slurping fantasy thing and that seems inefficient to me as someone who was VERY good at FPL 13 years ago
>Humbert HumbertLol it a shame
>>155887231>the prestigious Chile Open
>>155887457>Perhaps someone should've stopped to consider whether a syringe was appropriate when advertising a product to enhance one's sporting performanceI mean, it's a drinks mixer, but I agree that the visual is pretty insane.
>>155887627I've made that joke a few times but no one here seems to get it>>155887656Why don't they just use a spoon like everyone else
This is a /nick/ board now.
>>155887554Honestly? In theory Fritz is in his best surface and he's been doing great lately, while Draper is in his worst one and has been in a coma in the E.R. until a week ago.Then again, in their h2h, Fritz has sucked Drapist cock every time. Still, cautiously pick Fritz.
that unknown literary gem Lolita
>>155887699Based, let the sun take care of Jason and it's Nick's trophy to take.
>>155887409It looks like watery dogshit by the way. Maybe they should have put less performance and more tea in it
>>155886638>back with mouratoglouGrim
>>155888156By the way, what the fuck is energi?
>>155887698>I've made that joke a few times but no one here seems to get itpearls before swine bruce
>>155888311I know Humbert Humbert. He's currently posting in /tennis/ following some obscure junior tournament.
>>155887183What’s the level below weak era. It’s that.
>>155888683I mean, I get it's the meme, but... let's be honest here, if Sinner retires tomorrow, anyone in the top 50 is about as equally likely to win it, 'pick a name out of a hat'-type odds.Let's hope the next next gen has less shitters when they take over.
Had a funny idea for a Bloodborne post for Eastbourne with Fritz and the Bloodborne cover art but not sure how to actually turn it into a real image. Think theres's something in this
>>155888683>>155888807Just have some patience until Charles is back.
>>155888833I gave up trying to edit in Fritz head
>>155888925I miss him. He would’ve won RG and Wimbledon if he wasn’t a wristlet.
>>155888925I'm honestly worried he's got a Thiem tier injury and it's Sinner slurper for next who knows how long.
>>155889193He seems to be making progress and isn't rushing back to tournaments. Good decision to skip Wimbledon too. If Sinner somehow chokes this as well he's on actual fraud watch
>>155791568
>>155887698>>155887627>I've made that joke a few times but no one here seems to get itwrong thread for that reference
>>155889582Asterisk Wimbledon
>>155889316>>155888202>>155888156>>155887699can these WOGS stop bringing the amerimutt entertainment betting enterprise merchandise into the gentlemen's sports club? Absolutely reprehensible behavior.
>>155889582are any of these even main draw players?
>>155889704
>>155889750>Mattiais this creature even ATP?Im afraid to ask why its not named Metteo Bellucci25
Games I'm excited for tomorrow:>Nava - Buse>(Ruud - Hurkacz)>Sinner>Davidovic - Cerundolo JM>Djokovic
>>155888368this is why I almost didn't post it
/tennis/ is the Nabokov Lolita thread/atp/ is more the DFW Infinite Jest thread
Joking about Humbert Humbert isn't crossing the line you moron
who are you talking to?
>>155890103Left out Walton vs Prizmic. This is a Waltonian general.
I read another book by Nabokov lately and he did the exact same "guy with the same first name and last name" shtickstarting to think my goat is washed
>>155890578>"guy with the same first name and last name" shtickI assume you must be delighted to hear that the Ivan Ivanov failed to qualifiy for Wimbledon after losing to Piros.
>>155890562It will never happen but it would be cool if Felix beat djokovic and sinner
>>155889582The Pablo Llamas Ruiz? Sinnerbros...
>>155890886Yes, it would also be cool if Zverev won a slam and Fokina won an ATP trophy
>>155890578I actually really enjoyed Pale Fire.Youre safe there with such silly names
>>155890717That's nothing compared to Bogdan Bogdanovic
>footbath went warm again
>>155890717Novak Novakovic won't like his gimmick being used by this upstart
>>155891415Kind of miss the heatwave desu. I was grafting at the library all day every day because of the air conditioning, I actually started to believe I'd turned over a leaf and I had become a proper studyman. Now it's 22* and I'm back to bedrotting all day and probably going to get some beers in.
>>155891742I actually tried out these ice towels I see the players using for the first time. Works pretty well
>>155878625cleaned up the chin for ya
>>155892584ZamnPaint 3D magic select in the mud
>>155892584not bad
Incredible to make a meme that won't be relevant for 51 months
*weeks
>>155894904Nah, people are going to occasionally mention Eastbourne when it comes to Fritz prestigious title hauls. I didn't know that 4 of his titles are from Eastbourne alone until Ethiopia pointed it out kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zolX7p8OYf8
cleaned up the headband
ok now it's getting kinda insulting
>>155896435>>155896878kek, do one with bloodborne too if you're so eager to eastbourne post
Are these fake or smn?£350 for a good seat in the final seems reasonablehttps://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/tickets/ticket_prices
>>155899351>https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/tickets/ticket_pricesthat has to be fake but how? thats cheaper than the tickets at either Munich or stuttgart this year.
ah they have a very weird system of not chosing the date for the ticket and not being assured you will get one.
Gonna assume we're not getting drowned tonight with the blockbuster of Canada vs South Africa. Tomorrow could be tough with Brazil vs Japan.
>>155899351seems insanely low
>>155899351Is this just the pricing scheme for the lottery? t. 2 tickets for court 3 first Wednesday last year and had a perfect view of the packed grandstand where Fonz was playing meanwhile peak seagull Billy Harris was strutting his stuff on my court and my mum was spilling her Pimms on the old harridans in front
speaking of seagulls I saw a wackass bird the other day that was like 80% the size of a large seagull, like already comfortably bigger than a pigeon, but it had a feathery downy look and a confused air like it was a baby. Golden eaglet?
What will it be?
>>155901159What is a divine chocolate bar
>>155901159Stella and pimms please barkeep. Strawberries on the side
>>155901159That's actually pretty cheap for stadium slop
Bros.... Emma's out of Wimby
>>155901375The real money is made with overpriced alchohol and strawberries
>>155901443Pretty sure they could just charge 4x and people would still happily buy it
>>155900632probably just a juvenile gull, they look exactly like that, and eagles don't get out of the nest before full grown
>>155901608Are you sure that people would buy a doughnut for 15£ even if it's Wimbledon?
Weather second week will get into low 30s C. Sinner is finished.
>>155901961I thought he would wear ice vests now
>>155901961Yeah, Sinner is done. If you can't stand the heat leave the kitchen. It's basically the story of his career
>>155878911We really are in worst era when Auger Aliassime and Lelton are considered contenders
>>155901728Yeah I figured, just the size of it was crazy. Hope it's okay it looked pretty confuddled and it was hanging out in a built up area with cats etc :(
>>155902301Sad that 3rd and 4th seeds are not real contenders.
>>155900145please do not bring these crazy american odds i do not understand ijnto this kingdom
When is Arthritis Fils withdrawing?
>>155901159Ill take the Juden Ice cream
>>155900145Fonseca bros...>>155901961theyll close the roof for him whenever it is +30. hes fine
>>15590349632 closes the roof I read. The weather will troll him and stay at 31.
What's the secret banger of the first day?
>>155905204Cilic/Med
>>155905204Nava v Buse
>>155905204Light vs Dark
>>155907209Tiafoe - Atmane is on day 2.
>>155902874American odds can be described as, how much do I have to bet to make a hundred or how much do I make on a hundred dollar bet.
>>155905204Wu winning 7 games
>>155907918mogged by decimal
>>155905204Not watching that Slop
>Hurkacz @1.42>Ruud @2.9Wow rude, really doesn't like grass does he...
>>155909222It's for golfers
>>155909222Tough to call in rd1. Fresh grass will suit Hurkacz in more ways than 1. But he's the inferior player and Casper likes money. There's value on Ruud.
>>155909326>Casper likes money.But he hates grass more.
>>155909343At near enough 3 odds on Ruud and considering that you have to go back to 2021 vs Fred to find a good Wimpleton result for Hubert...worth a sprinkle.
>Emma Raducanu will not play at Wimbledon after withdrawing on the eve of her home Grand Slam because of a stress fracture in her lower right leg.Emma Raducanu will not play at Wimbledon after withdrawing on the eve of her home Grand Slam because of a stress fracture in her lower right leg.
>>155909730Stop spamming that ugly gypsy. I had to filter the Ethiopian faggot already. I don't want to filter any more flags. The thread is basically only 4 flags at this point for me
So which matches are we watching? For me it's>the ballgirl-bashing Spaniard vs literal who Brit #1>Mochizuking vs literal who Brit #2>Shapoovalov vs Printed Circuit Board>gassed a ton vs Stefa"no Apostolos" Tsitsipas>"grass is for goats" vs the slayer of the grass GOAT>Simmer vs the sun>Adam Walton vs Prizmasaurus>Fraudix vs Shevchunko>Reserve Bank of Australia vs Fraudseca>Chillich vs Madvedev>unlocked Foki vs Sinner-slayer Cerundolo>Pu vs Geriatrovic
>>155910087Whichever is on the broadcast. Finding the right match early on is lucky. Cilic Med is probably the first banger and it'll be shown. Court 1.
>>155909942How do you filter flags?
Why is Serena bending over like that?
>>155910294Maybe her butt hurts
>>155910294another flag bites the dust
>>155910009German anon filtered your flag btw
Jensen buttsby
>>155910418This is the ideal solution for irreconcilable differences. Why suffer?
I'm betting my 5000 euro savings against the first sinner match I can get, I will then buy a new house and a cat
>>155910457You still don't work? Happy NEET?
Tuning into BBC Two for the rope drop. If they've changed the theme song or if I see Clare Balding, a brown or a fella with no arms the missus is getting punched.
it's ok the presenter's hot
>>155910087How about:>'Help! If I Don't Win This Match They'll Send Me Back To Get Raped at Night During My Two-Year Long Military Service' vs. 'The Spaniard Who is Blonde Yet is Used to the Sun'
Jodaristas we're finally back in action
the wimbledon of tennis begins today LFG
>>155910717>not backing Gill
Hide yo ballgirls
Today is the day.Carreno Busta will take his first Wimbledon match win
>>155910692I did initially have that match but removed it from the list because I wasn't satisfied with "the eighth member of BTS vs the Spanish Darwin Blanch"
PHWOAR that grass
They fly private already and STILL want more money. I see why communists and far left get more support.
>Asscheeks MTO at 1-1 30-30What happened
so the political spamming starts..
Based radar for hos
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
>pooblev
Wimbledon semifinalist Denis Shapovalov
Reckon Asscheeks retires, looks like he blew out his lower back
All I ask is that Sinner melts again
jodarshians, should we start to worry?
>6-3 6-0>35% first serveBased Mochizuki
We seriously need to stop giving wildcards to utter shitters in my country.
>>155911929Quite literally and figuratively who in the world is Max Basing? Has anybody ever heard of this guy before?
>>155911964His wikipedia page is 3 lines long.
>>155911929You are a retard
>>155911987I commend the LTA for finding the biggest bong literally whos in the world to play on the prestigious grounds of the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club.
>>155911963Why does Wimbledon not do reciprocal wildcards with the other slams?
Damn. I'll miss Gills' fat girlfriend.
>M. Basing
Forget the Jodar match for a bit, I gotta see this Basing bozo
British shitter aside, Mochizuki is kino on grass
Tien has a fat ass on GOD
Mochizuki's forehand reminds me of Tomic
This jabroni can't even win a round in Challengers. He's getting turfed out in the second round of Futures. What the FUCK is he doing on MY hallowed turf?
Basing gets £80,000 for this btw.
>shapovalov still shitComfy
>>155912288A grassmaster
Yeah it's Buse time
Jesus Christ, calm down, Nava. It's not like Trump is going to deport your entire family if you lose or something.Probably.
ESPN mocking Sinner's climate struggles
>>155912402Now that's incentive.
>>155912421Good
>>155912235You shouldn't be allowed to get prize money if you don't win at least 8 games in the first round.
>Based MaxxingDeceased Dan Evans is rolling in his grave
SINNNNEERRRRR
Chunky kekman
Sinnsational defense
Are overheads illegal in serbia
>>155912945lel
Based Tommy Pablo
this guy is a fat fucking pig what is he doing on court
great conditions, not too hot/cold not too bright not too moist
Jason looking kinda washed.
>>155913004not too windy
>>155913004not too hot not too bright not too moist is my nickname for my gfKEK
Shapo, Jodo, Djoko, Buso, Ruudo, Lando, Fonseco and Medo all today. Save something for tomorrow Wimblescheduleranon!
Hahahaha sinner the fraud
Kwaboty status?
>>155913191I worry for Fonzo ngl>Binner
Alcarath would NEVER
Dropping 2 slams without Raz present...
Bit early to stark choking no?
Sincaraz will NEVER win another slam.
>>155913004Pollen index? Moon phase? Help me out here sinnerfam
>>155913191Felix Tommy and Rublev also today. So it's Zverev and Dimitrov tomorrow? That it??
Fonz is on btw
We’re two sets away from #25 bros wagmi
We're back doping sisters
so the roids finally kicked in
>>155913354Djokovic’s biggest threat is some random servebot like Querry. He can beat sinner here.
Zheng took the 2nd.
Total Britoid death
>>155913397There are no good servebots who will give djokovic trouble. I think he’ll beat sinner.
Zheng Nakashima Tien
phwoar Trungelliti-Damm looks like a proper match
Brits are in freefall, Draper just pulled out
The Drapist has pulled out
>Sinner playing already in peak heat hours against a notable name of the sport, in the 1st day with a shitload of matches to play in the day.What did the organizers mean by this?
>>155913576>>155913590Unreal
>>155913576>>155913590So this is how Fritz wins Wimbledon
>>155913576based, he wants to start ahead for RG27 goal
Draper sure is fragile isn't he? He could have been the next Tim Henman.
Vuoribros. What's the play?
>Paper
Anyone watching Carabelli-Merida Aguilar?
We're not built for tennis on these islandsEven Murray's body was always trying to collapse on him
>>155913660lmfaaaaaaoooo
Sinner is playing like shit at sweating like a pig. Reminds me of when Fedora had mono and looked like ass.
>>155913626English fitness at its finest
>>155913664probably their parents and girlfriends and a couple people from their home towns yeah
>>155913660kek
If both players are wearing hats I cannot tell who's whom.
>Fonseca against grass veteran and former Wimbledon semi-finalist horseman Agut.I think the zillian is out.
pooblev safiullin 5th set breaker starts... NOW!!!
>>155913795I'm on it
>>155913675Jason is a disgrace
Has Hurkacz improved recently or is Ruud just being shit?
>it's a 10 point tie-break episodelove these ones
>>155913813Ruud hates grass.
hubie dusted fed so hard on grass that he never touched it again, this is standard
>>155913300Also Fritz
Impossible tennis challenge: Name a single Joe Fountain match where he didn't play a tb
>>155913853Against who? Virtranen?
not like like this, not after a mini-break
Match of the day has started: Walton vs Prizmic. I expect all waltonian warriors to support
hate 10pt tbs
nooooooooo
Brits rival the Czech in how made of glass they are
Waltonators rise up
>drags you into deep waters>holds you under the waves
andrey you swashbuckling bastard... always playing with my heart... i can't stay mad at you...
The absolute state of Jannik Sinner
Pooplev is such a weak minded shitter it’s unreal
And he's gone.Rublev is gone :(
The absolute state of Andrey Rublev
Ruud remontada. Their fates are linked from Paris.
bum
>>155914051Did you hear the guy in the crowd shout "what did the Romans ever do for us"?
Ruud peaking
some guys chanting for Bublik in the Ruud match
I miss the days when every court was on ESPN+. Now they want even more money for ESPN unlimited. It never ends
>>155914201still not enough for a monster of the grass
Ruud collecting his pay cheque and heading off to the golf course
tick tock sinnerman
sinner will unironically lose
>>155914250Basado
Winner of Cilic Medvedev feasts on this
Can't believe I used to root for this Tyrolean shepherd
>23ºC, with a humidity of 45%this is inhumane for the ginSinn
After Kekfag beat Sinner they will bury the corpse of the Italian on center court
>>155914310Based Merida Aguilar, reminds me of 80s pop fashion icon Limahl, who influenced names such as Agassi.Is Llamaz Ruiz still on btw? Is Lammas Ruiz still on?
EWwwww was that blood on shoe or they are making some Italian flag thing
>KwonNow that's a name you never really see anymore.
can kwon do it
>>155914391Soon Kwon will, at this pace, he broke the inexpirienced Spaniard already.
Waters could rise swiftly for Sinner if Kecman could sneak this set
Waltzin into the second round
LORD Zheng Too much quality for the kiwi
This is not the Sinnman of the masters
Ofner, the new Otte?
Norrie taking a tactical toilet
>>155914000Looking good waltomaniacs
>>155914415he won't win the tournament because of this
Fully waltomatic luxury tennis on show here
>>155914415The Problem with Sinner is he's so fucking unathletic
>>155914471a new Zheng?
where are the sinnerwinslol posters? I told you all.
>>155914518Better
>>155914518Zheng is the equivalent of Da Silva in Portugal
Sinner is playing pure ass.
Sinner will lose the tiebreak and match
>Ruud outIt can't get any better than this.
Sinner is playing really strange, most of his shots are landing in the middle of the court where he usually plays them deeper.
Alcaraz right now: Damn it! I could have won this with one hand!"
I hate Novax. The actual state of modern grass court tennis
Bruh Binner's so deep he can hear whalesong
Fonseca solid.He needs to win Wimbledon, or he is a fraud.
JUST STOOD UP AND SHOUTED KINO
>>155914661Please no, we don't need a favela monkey to win a Slam
Sinner keeps meeting the ground
Miomir Kinomanovic
Sinner's stamina won't let him survive
The Dustin Brown of our times
I think we're officially in deep waters
Sinnfam...we don't do 5 sets...
PANIC Sinner!
>>155914593On point
>>155914739PANIC ON THE STREETS OF WIMBLEDON, LONDON
I never rated dopiner
it's so overv not req
#25 confirmed. I'm going to make a killing.
Remind me what's the longest match Sinner's won, like 3h51m or so? About an hour and a half to go until Kekman's in the clear
Zverev will be Number 1 before the US Open
How tf is this obese boy beating Sinner
Sinner took so many PED's his body is completely destroyed
I'm going to win so much fucking money today anti-sinner bros, so much fucking money it's not even fun, fuck the austrian faggot, back to milking the cows in austria!
sinner is a complete fraud
No pace, no depth.
Do you guys remember when the Turk claimed Sinner is better than the big 3?
Maybe Nole can get his 25th…
>>155914737It's fine. He's been working on his conditioning. In fact, this is what he wanted. Yeah. That's right. You'll all see...
His first serve % is crumbling, he's gassed
>>155914791Me too will buy one more of you cars with the money
>>155913673unbelievableelbowkneeelbowdude is glass part of me fink he not relly injured he just drop out coz he knows he wont beat fritz in first round grass
UHHH CLOSTOBROS
IDEMOOOOOOO MIOOOOOOOO
fink diss nibba michael zheng is future of tenniswt kinda nibba named michael zhengbeggars belief
Sinner is an old man now.It's Fonzie's time
Pissipants CRUISIN
>Alcaraz out>Sinner (soon) out>Djokovic washed>Zverev no motivation after he finally got his slamMedvedev nation, this can only mean one thing… it’s our time. Again.
>hurt his hip earlier>now bleeding from his foot>under the blazing British sun>in deep watersIs Sinner about to join my boy Hewitt in the history books?
???
He's felted.
>>155914506*Waltomated
>>155914919These are roid injuries.
kecmanovic looks like average semi-alcoholic eastern european builder in britain
>>155914919His Body can't take the drugs anymore
>>155914919>>155914920Poorly managed nails on his foot.
>>155914919See I wasn't going crazy >>155914352
he predicted it
i told yall fritz winnin' wimbledon diss year
>>155914919
Where can I buy these Nike shoes? I like their new design
>Novak Djokovic>Juan Manuel Cerundolo>Miomir KekmanovicWho does it in US, for the elusive slamless + all 9 masters + tour finals season?
Jason fraud status? Charlie has always been in the clear *points finger at ear*
Damn Rublev and Ruud are already out What happened?
cute indian model in Miomir's box
>>155914953Internet browser?
>>155914981Mensik left in the dust...
>>155914987clay specialists, bad on the grass
>>155914987>RublevPooblev happened>RuudGrass happened
Is Buse pronounced bussy?
>>155914981This forms a simple pattern, to beat Sinner, you either have to be a slavic commie or from a 3rd world country
"his foot bleeding, he lost for our sins"
is sinner already cooked bros?
>>155915016Boo-say.
Kekman is a hopeless choke artist. Watch him still lose this to sombody with his feet amputated
>>155915041Recalibrating
Medvedev putting up another masterclassFeeling confident.
Oliver Tarvet is in trouble
Does Sinner have autism?
Waltonchads where we at>>155915053The Kekman is a mental giant, he defeated Foki in a tour final
>>155915066kek>>155915070Every tennis pro has some kind of athletic autism
>>155914988bro shes rancid
why doing the fistie celebration against kekman? what a loser
sinner has no plan b
based jannik
It's over the roided machine will win
sinner broke kecman last setkecman will break back dw
Did I just hear a COME OOOOOOOOON
/strongmind/, he is
>>155915110LIFT UP THAT BANG
>>155915109He's pregnant?
Sinner winning is for the greater good.RG was a snoozefest due to all the favorites losing early. He needs to make it to the quarters at least
>>155914919walk that off
more like man's profesional penis XD
Walton wobbling
How old is Kekman anyway? He looks 45.
Furiously asking every chat bot available what kind of Italian steroids make you bleed through your shoes
>sinner wins this match>next match comes up>day before he invokes a press conference>*cries*>*sniffles*>"s..so...*sniffles*...my foot broke..I need to leave the tournament and...*tears falling down his face*...I can only go home and get it checked...I'm thankful for my fans and sponsors...so much money...*sniffles*...so much..."
This ginger boy ain't loved like Fed was.The love just isn't there
>>155915199the talent just aint there either
Zheng is a beast no joke. This kid will surpass Tien very soon.
Sinner is cooking now
>>155915167Corticosteroids increase the risk of warts and make it harder for them to clear.
>>155915199Don't compare this sickly orphan to somebody who never retired in his professional career
Kekman has done more than enough for the Djovak deal.He promised him 4 sets, delivered 5.
>>155915214Michael Chang peaking
>>155915167lul
>>155915070No, he's mentally challenged
>>155915224>Don't compare this sickly orphan to somebody who never retired in his professional careerNow that's a beautiful stat, zoom-zooms and stat obsessed freaks like the other big3ers co
Kekfag is struggling
>>155915246could never*
Now that King Kyrgios is back we can stop pretending to like this carrot ginger with rabies, he looks like he drinks sewer water.
did you guys see that?He just drugged live, didn't even try to hide it, popped a bunch of pills down his ginger throat.Italian mafia runs free
ZHENGPOINT!
You guys enjoy your Sinner, I'm watching K-pop vs. Siesta.
5 SETTER
>>155915279How's our Landadoing?
>>155915199Nobody is tbf. He sold out Rod Laver for a practice session 5 years after retirement.
>>155915273Enervit is no joke, I think he took the "salt caps"
Guys its finally here Im so happy! :')
Global warming is killing Jannik Sinner
>>155915214just tunned in, I'm pretty excited
>>155915297Dildo arrived?
>>155915292Meh. Match's comfy.
Sinner can't lose to someone this shit unfortunately. It says he's 1-12 vs top 5 opponents lol. And the top 5 he beat sucks. He's like Gerry McCann playing tennis.
Medvedev has quite obviously done anti aging looksmaxxing treatments.
>>155915325Life with low cortisol.
>>155915311Ja
>>155915224the most reddit stat ever
Fonseca and Djokovic will definitely meet up again in the last16
>>155915318That was Zverev this year in Mexico (during the week the cartels were chimping out so I guess Z wanted to leave asap)
sinner's coach didn't look very happy, he had the look of a man that knows it's all over, not just this kekman thing, he knows Jennifer is finished, his girl is going back to the alps...and maybe, he will go with her...fuck it...I'll go with Jennifer and we will raise many lambs...
>>155915273https://youtu.be/UceaB4D0jpo
>>155910009>gay homo clip #274>tfsigh... just another day isnt it?
>>155915311why would a thought like that come to mind?
>>155915374Just filter that cocksucker, I assume it was the Ethiopian, right?
OI M8 BBC MUST CENSOR THIS
>Ruud>RublevNot another one of those Grand Slams where only literally whos remain after 2nd round.
Not a single day goes by without BBC entering my brain
>>155915358why are we posting wigger rap?Its not 2016 anymore
>>155910987that grass is absolutely beautiful.
I'm not sure this guy could beat a ball machine. Wow he is REALLY bad, which is expected for round one but lol.
>>155915410>posts two literally whos>complaining they got knocked out????
Tick, tock, Jannik
>>155915399why? I'm more joking even if he does give off gay vibes.
>>155915431the fuck is this, brocolli in 4th
>>155915431>Big Z will be world #1 going into the US OpenKINO
DIEBREAK ZHENG NORRIE
>>155915419Because Portufag wrote something and the lyrics in this song say "I've been fuckin' hos and poppin' pillies"It was a reverence
Kekmanovic runs like a Yorkshire Terrier lmao
why is there a jeeta in keks box
can we talk about unlocked tsitsipas?
>>155915358Germans listen to this dogshit?
>>155915460>Big ZI must say that's a kino nickname and we should call him only that
Zheng is literally dragging The Cam Norr into deep waters
>>155915507She's Italian, that's Jason's sister
Tsitsipas making a statement, a non-twitter one for once
>>155915460In the race maybeBut not ranked 1, Sinner has like 4000 points still to defend
>>155915518You can't drag a submersible like Norrie into deep water, he only gets stronger
I am a Walton worrier
>Binnerthe fuck?
>>155915549I see what you mean
So when does Kek man get broken?
>>155915510Reminds me of my clubbing daysMeanwhile the most famous serbian song https://youtu.be/a0DbzUe-r4Q
asian qts worship the big red goat
I reckon Ketsmanovich needs to win this set to win the match
The mighty Quinn!!
>>155914183well, the aqueducts
holy kino FEARhand from Zheng
>>155915598based, Darderi needs to go
now now. we dont want the new thread to be an attempt to jinx sinner just to look absolutely foolish for the rest of its existence
ZHENGSATION
Quinniacs we're in cruise control
they're calling him the Chinese Federer
Zhengh through.What kind of Brit is Norrie anyway, grass is his worst surface.
>>155915507She's cute no homo
>>155915661He's a New Zealander.
Adolfo broke
New>>155915693
>>155915342reee
