I dream of getting spit roasted by the two man--meats Giancaro Stanton and Aaron Judge.Also, previous -->>>155899091
doyers
the mexican posters on /mlb/ work manual labor jobs servicing the various courses of /golf/
>>155904687talked to the greenskeeper at my local recently. he did the mowing at 4 courses in the area and was making about 170k USD in revenue (but the machines were his and thus all the maintenance costs)he was white
baseball?
rodon and gray are dealing
you are lower on the totem pole than your contemporaries, a fact which upsets you
actually nu>>155904846>>155904846>>155904846
The Mest could win every game between now and July 17 and still only be a .500 team.lolmest
7 more no hit innings for Carlos Rodon
berds
>>155904851late by four minutes
>>155904866don't care, not posting in this faggy thread
>>155904890cool it with the bigotry
Clemens is a volume talker, but at least he sounds like hes having a good time.
This is the thread, yankucks can take their ball and go home kek
>>155904906>a volume talkerwhat does that mean?
/mlb/ MOGGED by /golf/
Don't worry guys, Syucan nono Joe and Canadian Nick Pivetta will save our season!
>>155904925why is nbc like this?
>>155904921He wont shut up.
we're all over here in the /mlb/-approved, non-fag thread>>155904846>>155904846>>155904846fags can stay itt, and are not welcome in the other genny
>>155904890holy shit you're gay. you do realize that if you leave the thread open you never have to look at the OP image, right?
>National pride dependent on a team owned by NYC Hedge fund jews.
>>155904936kek, really? I never thought of him like that. I expected Clemens to be a man of few words, the strong-silent type
>>155904926is that max scherzer?
>>155904926MLB stat for this feel.
>I literally had to leave the thread stankeedoo ‘em!!
>>155904944That thread was created four minutes after this thread. That's calling spamming, and it is a bannable offense.
how is clemens allowed on tv after his disgusting act?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNTWUPsPrJ8
>>155904944>>155904851you can go back instead of turning both into a psychogang circlejerk
NYC got em seething again
We need psychogang now more than ever
>>155904960At one point he was having 2 conversations at once, one talking about Gray's changeup and also talking about how his sons hate that they all became hitters but he gave them names that start with K. He was bouncing between both with each sentence.
>yankeks getting no hit rnLMAO
Why the fuck can I not watch the sox this and only see faggot not a sport shit head golf. Fuck nbc.
>>155904965
>>155904965those 1995 stats aren't accurate, but the MLB stat would probably be leaguewide batting averages
>>155905000checked, and kek'dClemens the yenta. Who woulda thunk it?
>*fills Xpacos people with incalculable rage*
>>155905005Red Sox are getting no-hit by Carlos RodonYankees are getting perfected by Sonny Gray
>>155905015golf rules, baseball drools.
>>155905016i walked into one of these mcdonald's. there was a sign on the counter that said "place your order at the kiosk"i walked out. fuckin tap tap tap tap WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD HOT SEMEN TO YOUR MEAL tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap WHAT ABOU- tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
>>155905060Can I have my hot semen on the side?
>>155905060Burger King food is better than McDonalds and has been for a long, long time now.
>>155904974that is a disgusting act...
who the fuck actually buys big macs?>yo lemme get an extra piece of bread for $2 more
>>155904974>>155905080>26 years later>mest fans still whining
>>155905072The thing is none of that tier of fast food is worth it anymore. You're better off just going to Culvers or something a step higher since the prices are pretty much the same now.
>>155905016what do the white sheets of paper have written on them?
>>155905108but not everyone has a Culvers
>>155905108you can get an 8oz sirloin w/ sides (and unlimited rolls/peanuts) at texas roadhouse for like $15 which is the same price you have to buy for a goyslop combo meal at mcjudaism
>>155905085For me it’s the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich
>>155905133texas roadhouse is the best
william contreras looks like pepe the frog
>>155905172uncanny
what's this about the dodgers being one of two teams with an official pride getup?
SCOTTIE! But yeah, let's cry about how we can't see a bunch of fat asses throw some ball around and take 50 minutes for each at bat.
Stankeedoo em!!!
>>155905222yes, but did the doyers give away a sleeveless pride jersey to the fans on pride night like the mest did?
Yankeebros...
NYC got paco seething again
>>155905258>battle of the zesty faggots, mexican vs puerto ricanswhoa
Yankees need to sell at the deadline, but who can they sell? They don’t have any player wh9 is good enough to start for another MLB team.
>>155905309Judge can be the Mets new hitting coach and that’s about it I think
This baseball team is supposed to beat LA??????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
LOAD EM UP
>Padres have to cancel another parade
>other thread is just the chikaner and stinkkeeschizo containment thread kek what a KWAB
Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!
>>155905359bp was unhinged. he was literally copying and pasting posts across broth threads
>>155905350I fucked her btw
>Yankees getting filtered by a geriatric Cummy GayYou literally can’t make this up
Cubgers won that game today
stinkees kek-O!!
yankees getting no-hit though seven innings
yanks don't come back from a season like this
>>155906088kind of a ridiculous take, hitlerthe yankees are a game in back of the rays, seven games up in WC1and there is still half the season to playyou are aware that the yankees are without judge, stanton, grisham, mcmahon, and max fried, right?yankees will be just fineyankees will win the division and finish with the best record in the american league
ewwwww stinkee!!!
>>155906159>judge, stanton, grisham, mcmahon, and max friedall completely washed
>>155906159The Yankees aren’t making it to the playoffs guaranteed. They’re getting eliminated in the wild card, they need to sell off the team. They have no pitching or hitting. The Red Sox need to BUY. They’re only two hitters away from winning the next 3-4 world series. They’re Yankees are only 12 games away from last place.
>lose game>start spamming pride night garbageWhy are stinkees fags spamming pride night shit?
remind me, /mlb/, what day is it tomorrow?
i'm just going through articles about tranny shit in baseball, you seem mad that your team is pozzed
GUESS WHO’S ALONE IN FIRST PLACE BEST RECORD IN THE AMERICAN LEAGUEYOUR TAMPA BAY RAYS
>>155907448And you would intentionally lose to the Red Sox in the playoffs to spite the Yankees
>>155907426All that retard does is seethe and that is why /mlb/ spits on the Yankees grave when they lose. You’d think he’d learn by now to stop being a giant faggot every day.
>>155907441wait til you get to jaxsyn
seriously, the genny needs to unironically be less gay
>>155907465It feels like you’re targeting me instead
Chema can fuck right off where he belongs. He'll never be Mariano-level of greatness as a Spankee.VAMOS BOSTON!
>>155907465he sure does have alot of pride night stuff saved on his computer
>mfw it was "RED SOX OFFENSE WITH RISP"
>>155907485No. If you’re making me miserable, then you should all be miserable.
The NBA officially overtook the MLB in finals ratings.The superior east coast won.The superior city won.The superior subculture (African American) won.
>>155904798im not 100% straight but i would never allow myself to get turned on by a dude named Giancarlo>>155905350shes so damn cute bros
>>155907448
>>155907502Cashman should be fired for trading for Jazz
>>155907490>at a fa...family of faggots
>chikaner seething >namefag seething >yankees swept in four games in humiliating fashion /mlb/ is healing
The Red Sox will get the second wildcard. They’re Yankees will not be in it.
I’m still a Yankees fan, what do you have to say about that?
baseball island update?
Chikaner curse lmaoooo
>>155907527coconut trees are being planted as we speak
When the Red Sox lose their next game, I’m gonna give the Red Sox fans here a lot of shit
>>155907527>>155907541Who inhabits baseball island? Wgat are its physical features?
WHOSE READY FOR THE YANKEE SCHIZO POSTER TO KILL HIMSELF?
>>155907474Ngl id cum in his asshole
>>155907562It doesn’t matter they destroyed the Yankees, that’s the only thing that matters. They were 4-1 against Boston now they’re 4-5.
>>155907583we had a map of it but I don't know where it went
>>155907583>>155907627
I need a software.
>>155907630what stinks?
>>155907562they'll disappear again by the end of that game
>>155907635a reckerian range
Who else is an Ella Fella?
>>155907621this is nuts
>Rays retake first place>5 game winning streak>Junior on fire>Yankees humiliated
>>155907635Ryback mentioned!
haha..real funny
Do you have a feedback?
>>155907635last time i visited mount recker i got stuck in a deep crevasse. they sent a rescue team but i refused to leave.
>>155907668That’s the unanimous A.L. MVP
>>155907635omigosh
the red sox aren't as bad as their record and the jays are much worse than their record
>>155907635Scaling Mt. Recker with the boys :)
>>155907714
>>155907718The Red Sox are playoff contenders, they have all winning records against the A.L. East.
>>155907660I want to like her, but I cannot.
>>155907769>>155907769>>155907769
>>155907753post lineup
>>155907790>three hundred and fifty seven (357) posts early
>>155907790kek it's kino but we might as well finish this one
Judge and Vladdy will retire ringless.
Is he the GOAT and how long can his arm hold up?
>>155907854>JohnsonvilleGaysconsin kek
>>155907854That’s not ryback
>>155907854no but I like how he makes boomers seeth by throwing harder than Nolan Ryan
They can start the lockout after the All-Star game or change the seeding format to be based on overall record instead of the current expanded format. There’s no sense in seeing a hobbled american league team waltz into he world series to get shit on and CRUSHED by the Dodgers.
why did they do it bros…?
>>155907854No, and maybe another 4 weeks.>>155907904>throwing harder than Nolan RyanPic related
>>155907799NidokingAlakazamLaprasCharizardSnorlaxExeggutor
>>155907906How about they don’t do that, newfag. Dodgers are not gonna threepeat.
Kek who’s ready for Rodon’s perfect game omkek lol lmao
yeah I'm not using this gay ass threadnon-fags are here...>>155907769>>155907769>>155907769
Who’s ready for Cole’s perfect game kek KEK!!
Who’s ready for Rybacks perfect game??
>3 repliesOk schizo you have fun no one cares or will miss you.
Who’s ready for Warren’s perfect game?!? ROFL!!!!
>>155907991The Red Sox could beat the Dodgers and the Yankees can’t
Who’s ready for Cram Shittler’s perfect game AKEKKAROOOOOOOO!!!
>>155908190How are the Mets doing this year?
How are the Mets doing this year?
welp they deleted the real nu. at least this one is trying to be ironic.
Why the FUCK was the other thread pruned
repostan
>>155907948Better question is why didn't LAA trade his faggot ass since they knew he was NEVER re-signing?
>>155904798Will there be a lock out next year?
>>155908397for thread splitting
>>155908301I don't want to talk about it
>>155908428surely mendozaOUT is the start of a new dawn?
PRUNED
>>155908428Peewee sista I don't feel so good
>>155908431timing was weird imo m8why not pull the trigger ~ 2 months ago when they were having that horrific skid and had more time to affect a turnaroundfeels like they're just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic at this point
>>155908453>you WILL use the gayminican schizo threadbased or cringe?
>>155908422Surely. The owners are really pissed off at all of the absurd contracts being offered and signed since the last CBA. The owners want a strict cap like the other sports have. The owners want a cap on the number of years allowed in an offer as well as a cap on the annual salary in the offer and a cap on the total money in the offer. The players union wants none of that. The owners are going to lock out the players for a full season and then go with minor league players if necessary next season.
>>155908513>feels like they're just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic at this pointfucking lolyeah season feels dead now, but best time to plant a tree was 10 years ago and all that
>>155908531yea for sureI'll still be watching though for better or worse (it'll get worse)
>>155908530Then why do the owners sign them
I heard the sox managed to 4 game sweep the “best record in baseball” jankees hahahahahahahaha
Everyone saw the Yankees falling apart during the summertime again coming except for our stupid neophyte owner who doesn't care if the team actually wins when it matters or not
>>155908397nucels seething about the FAGGOT Mike OP and made a nu without express written consent of >>>/sp/
>>155908622They have really good contract jannies aka agents
>>155908408stick a lolli in him kek
second base is one thing but it seems dangerous to bat with a lollipop in your mouth tbqh
What the hell happened here? That was like a mean girls catfight. Bad vibeshttps://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1uie5tp/literally_nobody_likes_you_austin_hedges_to/
anybody like horses? i got a mean horse from shanectady that just took the derby…
>>155909253hi we jannie's now I'm Anonymous
kek
>rays have given belt to every single al contender
>that thread description
>>155909275this is so high effort lmao
>>155909269Just according to Keikaku
tropicana is a house of horrors…
help
the jew york stankees lolkek!
>>155908691GUNDAM!
>>155908523YOKODUNA!
>>155904798im 100% straight but i would allow myself to get turned on by a dude named Giancarlo
>>155909269DEATH NOTE!
>>155909621
As a Dodgers fan I’m not gonna lie the Yankees are probably the best team in the AL but they’re super mega pathetic for letting the Rays take back first place this fast lmao
>>155909324MELODY MARKS?????????
>>155909629 (me)RIP another soundpost gone
>>155909634ngl we just sleepwalked the month of June and they still couldn’t create any distance very funny stuff
>>155909645RIP!
>>155909634I heard they just got swept in four games by the lowly boston red sox, is that true?
>>155909649
>>155909693They’re at the Heat game
>>155909741Mr. 50/50
>>155909275>twins>jays>o's>red sox>AL contenders
was luis robert holding the white sox back? how is it that the sox suddenly became good the second he left and the mets only got worse and feel cursed when he arrived?
>>155904798Straightest baseball fan
Last night I thought the Yankees were on their way to a four game sweep and the Sox stopped it but I just read that they got swept four straight games lmao
>>155908408Jazz Cam™
Is Guerrero’s contract the worst in history?14 years half a billion dollars with no trade clause and in in his first year he decides to park the bus and be absolutely useless
>>155912264That’s no big deal—don’t let it bother you.Over on 5ch, people are actually making fun of Ohtani, saying he’s only hit 17 home runs and is losing to Okamoto, who has 19.
>>155912417He only has 4 homeruns. It’s a big deal he’s supposed to be the centrepiece of the team
>>155912437Vlad is the type who usually improves from the second half of the season, so it's okay.It's true that home runs are too few compared to the indicators.
engaging in baseball activities produces beautiful asses
Morning
Find you a gf who likes to play baseball with you
>>155913345terrible swing, would dfa
I know the Red Sox ended up winning after Chapman blew the save, but this throw was still absolutely hilarious.
>>155912264tuckers look pretty bad but won't matter since the dodgers have five other all stars and it's half the length
Jays need to go for a rebuild. Make the environment hostile for Guerrero so he seeks a tradeGet rid of Scherzer, Corbin Springer and Gausman for some young promising rookies. Accept that the season is a loss and try to build up some young talent for the future
>>155913989>jays fans already want to trade fatty gorilla jr
>>155914107And there it is
>wake up>remember that the stankeedoos got swept in 4 games by the 2026 red suxKwab
>>155914398they thought they had game 4 in the bag!
>>155914107He’s sabotaging the team because he’s butthurt they didn’t resign his friend bo bichette
>>155913743he did this to give the stankeedoo 'ems hope!! >>155906916 kek!
>>155914258season's over, all we can do is laugh
John Schneider needs to be fired too along with batting coach. He is not disciplining the team for poor sportsmanship and lack of fundamentals along with poor offense He tried to be too much of a friend with the players
>>155914846>He is not disciplining the team for poor sportsmanship and lack of fundamentalsno one is. this is one of my biggest pet peeve's with the game. how did baseball develop a culture where not hustling and giving 100% every play is tolerated?
>>155906916>>155906929>>155906957>>155907002>>155907025
Gaᛋᛋer takes the mound tonight
>>155914921what does the N stand for?
>>155914935Nordisch (Nordic)
Stankeedoo kek
>>155914258Was Carlos Mendoza really the problem?
>>155914872the dodgers are the best team in baseball because they commit very little errors and understand baseball past a little league level
>>155915196few
>>155915171call the mendoza firing what it is - racism
>no games until 6:35 pm est
Do the Rays finally have a winning record on the road or will they choke the division as soon as it’s time to leave Tropicana?
I need it deep...
>>155915596balls deep?
>>155915694No amount of gay sex will erase the fact that the yankees were swept by the 2026 red sox
Woke up next to my wife but still missing her again. I still look at the only 5 pictures I have of her when I’m alone. How do I cope with this feel? I just want it to stop.
>>155915171How are the Mets doing so far since Mendy was fired?
>>155915438Won’t need to be good if the Yankees keep losing to subpar teams. Plus after ASB Yankees might not win a series until mid August
lol the loss column keeps getting bigger
Baseball isn't real. It's a psyop implemented into our minds by the Annunaki, Yakub, and the jews to distract us from becoming enlightened beings and so they can keep control over us. They don't want us to know what lies beyond this planet and that it is more than a giant rock flying towards nowhere.
sports newb here, how do the blue jays look against the mets?
>>155916292Fact Check: False, there is only suffering
>>155916337Baseball exists so that we may suffer.
it was the right choice by golfYanks/Sox isn’t a rivalry in ‘26 and that’s no disrespect from a Yankees fan who’s team was just swept Yankees/Sox just isn’t that interesting anymore.
The White Sox playing in Baltimore always reminds me of the Freddy Gray game. In 2015, the Orioles and White Sox had two games postponed because of riots protesting the police involved death of Freddy Gray. They played the third game in front of zero paid attendees, which doesn't seem all that crazy since the 2020 season, but at the time was pretty wild to see.
>>155916292Bro, it’s the most unpredictable sport of all them…It’s not fun to watch 162…
>>155916460More like Deady Gay kek!
>>155916483>implying there are 162 games in a seasonI fell for that lie before, never again. I'm onto you "people".
>>155916483>>155916745I'm going to count every game played next year from day 1 because I'm pretty sure 162 is a gross exaggeration.
please fuck me...
>>155916854*unzips RAM invoice*
>>155916460I still remember Gary Thorne using a golf voice during that gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72dxSi8yK54
I need to be manhandled...
>>155915171>the problem?Everyone knows what source of the problem with the mest.is. It's the same thing that has plagued the Yankees for two decades. It is the same thing that has drained the soul out of baseball. The problem is math geeks using AI-driven analytics to replace their complete lack of baseball instincts acquired over decades. These assholes think "numbers on paper" can substitute for baseball common sense and baseball instinct. What the analytics completely misses is the human element, the intangibles, the feel for the moment. The problem with the mest is David Stearns and everyone knows it.
>>155917018*stays away from (You)*
>>155917079You sound like that old scout from Moneyball that didn't like the player because his GF was mid.
Doyers are being railroaded by cheap owners who want a cap
I need to be called...
ザミルウォーキーヘブライ人
>>155921323
You need to be called...
>>155917079Stearns is obviously a problem -- but I think we would need to know more about the Alonso/Nimmo situations. The owner made a bunch of public comments during the Alonso negotiations about how they were difficult. The owner obviously stepped in to get Soto signed.So to me, it looks like nobody necessarily twisted Cohen's arm to not get Alonso signed long term. As for Nimmo, did the owner also want out of the contract? In fairness, the 2 rookies the Mets have in the OF right now obviously need to play and they are better defensively than Nimmo. Would Nimmo DH without a complaint? I don't know.
Please dick me down and fill me...Ragdoll me around like a bitch... then when you're through with me lock me up for future use...ngh~
>>155924754Oops forgot name
idiot
Remember back then when the Onion used to be clever satire instead of just reporting straight facts like they are now?
>>155925736Thanks Manfred...
>>155925736No, do you?
good afternoon. still laughing at the fact that the Stankees have been swept in 4 by the last place Red Sox of all teams HAHAHA
>>155930585How do you share an isthmus with this cretin >>155912788 ?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782759276523879.mp4
>>155931558kek
>>155925736This was a gem from last month
>>155931558wha happen
women are calling it "Topless4Kwan"
Did any Metsbros watch Eric Chavez's pod? He spent 40 minutes trashing Stearns. I think he made some decent points but he's obviously blinded by seethe, hasn't been hired by anyone else, and didn't do anything to fix some of the problems he allegedly observed despite being a part of the managerial staff.Stearns does seem like a giant dweeb, but I still think he might know what he's doing with prospect development. Depends on how guys like Pena, Asigen, Voit, etc. shake out.
the mets have 2 more wins than the rockies.
>>155935733root for dem cubbies!
>>155925736Should have never had the pitch clock to begin with
>>155935914the brutal truth is that the pitch clock, ghost runner, and abs have all improved the game.
>>155925736>the Onion>clever satirekek
>>155936198the pitch clock and abs have been fine. the ghost runner is fucking shit. if they refuse to get rid of it at least push it back until the 12th inning or something
Guardsboy summer, boys
>men on 3rd and 2nd, no outs>no scoreGUARDS BALL
>>155936751theyd be way hotter with a bunch of little emoji tattoos on their arms.
rags are leading their division at .500 and the memeiners are in a wildcard spot with a losing record. is it time to cancel the american league and turn it into quadruple A?
>>155936751I look like them
>>155936833
>>155925081>Inflatable Nunchuckskek! based!
>>155937209based orioles fan
>>155935733Not good!
bazzana drowning in milf pussy
>>155935733
2 more RISP, but at least someone got laid last night
>>155936949
>>155938033There is no need to post this latest humiliation.
>>155938433take it from me, marinersbro - there's a reason why we got rid of both Naylor brothers
>>155935275didn't watch it and not a metsbro, but milwaukee hasn't missed a beat without stearns. i think that's a big tell, too.
DeLauter came back from injury and hit 2 routine groundball singlesgive it up for my boy BABIP
>>155938542He's hardly the problem. The manager being a complete retard is why /we/ lost that game.
maaan, the guy just busted a rib, don't tag him like that
>>155939120>managersVogt, who says he doesn't platoon, took out our hottest hitter cause MUH LEFTY. he's completely retarded
>>155938669I think cohen is banking on Stearns developing the future. In which case his impact leaving wouldn’t be felt for another couple years. That said he’s made some absolutely horrendous signings and trades for the mets.
>>155937588I fucked her
>>155907502I feel like we may be seeing this picture here a hundred more times before the season ends
>>155939137He dropped the ball.>>155939203This is another frequent complaint.
dafaqies?
>>155939137btw kwan you dumb piece of shit, you're supposed to move that bat out of the way
>>155939554He dindu nuffin!
>Kelenic DFA'd again What the fuck is going on with this guy?
>croney backhopefully he's good again and that 413ft Chihuahua home run wasn't a fluke
interesting group. redhead+ebony is an underused combination
>>155939654Sorry…
>>155939120the shiny silver in the mariners jerseys has always looked so good imo and this pic is a great example of it. the vegas golden knights have a similar thing but it looks cheap and tacky. reminds me too much of those shitty satin/silk shiny jerseys from the 2000s they wore in the NBA and the fan jerseys the NFL sold forever.
>>155939972He's a bust of generational proportions.
Our infield is really fucking sketchy, but they're two of our best hitters...
>>155940421>those shitty satin/silk shiny jerseysthis shit
>>155940421
excited to watch my White Sox eat shit on the road againmaybe Colson will finally stop slumping
Tbqh I feel kinda bad for Dalton Rushing, imagine having to translate the pitchcom to English on every pitch and then you make one tiny mistake and the billion dollar golden calf on the mound is all “Ching Chong Bing Bong!!!”
Anyway. Remember the guy with the career 0-for-12 with 8 strikeouts?He's now hitting .290 / .313 / .452
>>155940909Dalton trying to entertain a crowd in the clubhousehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtmbMwyJqcA
>>155940909ohtani will have his yakuza goons break his kneecap unless smiff comes back soon
Not sure Ingle was supposed to walk there
>>155939972once you enter the stage of your career where you are being signed to minor league deals or claimed off waivers, the acquiring teams have very little invested in you. so if they need a roster spot,you're out the door unless your production demands they keep you.seattle gave him plenty of chances because they traded for him. the braves gave him another go because they traded for him and he hit 15 HR, even if he was replacement. but they got rid of him after like one bad month. everyone else is getting him for free. if he's not hitting, he can go not hit in the minors or in some other organization.
>>155941647no but he missed so badly that garver didn't think it was worth challenging
>Campy starting rehab with the ChihuahuasHappy for you Chihuahuabro, but I swear if the PCL ruins his bounce back year I'll be mad at you
I knead it...
Junior wins AL player of the week!
>>155943769We named the dog Indiana
Is getting swept (4 game series) by a bad club something good clubs do just curious
>>155931192That was me. I planned that jinx on purpose.
>>155944513Something that happens to clubs that a severely depleted by injuries
stupid fuckin' twins are doing halfway decent in a season they were supposed to revolt and tell the pohlads to spend more money on the team and get better plays. fuckin' dicks.
>>155945708their record is basically the same as last year at this point in the season, not their fault the rest of the AL is playing historically shitty this year
Please kek me
Please love me
Please put baseball on
>>155946323ayeeeeee my virgin eyes!
Baseball starts in 25 minutes!
I knead to be keked
bo bichette left toronto so he could join the new york lolcows
>https://youtu.be/64JSriRtbrM?is=AMLYY4cUmOcClJ11There's so much disgust and hatred I have for this video. It's like a violation kind of thing, eeww. There's something about Dodgers fans that irks me. Idk why, it just feels.... Soulless. Makes me want to vomit. Dammit Chadres, why did you gotta go 24 scoreless inning.....
beisbol
Stankeedoos kek
>>155945708>>155945784seems like most teams are at an equal level of competence in roster construction without many outliers
>Rob Refsnyder (knees) IL
>>155947166Whose going to replace him?
mets/jays soon
>>155946857They only show up in large numbers because you let them win.
>>155947241matchup of the weak
>>155947210Connor Joe in the outfield, this guy on the 40 man.
>>155946857Southern californian sports fans all seem so fake in general, but when it comes to dodger fans - they’re a special kind of rainy day fan that invades your space like ants.
>>155946857stand down poodre loyal
>>155941914Damn, that makes sense from the organisations standpoint. I feel bad for him. He just can't seem to make it work.
>>155947537Don't feel too bad; Seattle offered him a lot of money a few years ago and would be screwed if he hadn't bet on himself.
>>155946857Cmon babe. There were lots of nice dodger fans that came to our bbq party.It’s just a game
It's O time
>>155947682They all fucked her.
the streets are saying that josh naylor and hedges talking shit to each other might make jomboy
>>155947876No one likes you
>>155947110Guys, we are being made fun by the Euros...
>>155947796Sure thing, bud
>>155947210They're throwing a pair of batting gloves into the stands behind home plate and whoever catches them gets to come on down and give it a whirl.
>>155948043so?
>>155948043sports go test rugby > baseball > girls volleyball > who cares
>>155948182also>at Athleticskek
>>155948043Not on my watch
>>155948043getting cucked by /golf/ yesterday and cucked by /soccer/ today. Rough start of the week for /mlb/
>>155948043no...NO!
>>155948043175,000 euro's die every year because they can't afford AC.
>>155948053true tho
>>155948043No one cares what Europeans think. Not even Europeans care what Europeans think or else European billionaires wouldn't have forced the EU to go against the wishes of the average European and allow Europe to be flooded with unproductive, unskilled, and criminally insane foreigners whose culture share nothing in common with the common European.
>>155948689what's in those packets?
european hereeverybody knows that the usa could dominate soccer if they wanted to
>>155948985ashes
>>155948985bags of sand
>>155948689you can make good money with no experience installing those types of surgical lights (also anasthesia booms etc, anything that hangs from the ceiling structure). i did it for about 5 years, 100% travel job w/ food/hotel provided. lots of paid time flying or driving too. pretty sure i visited all 50 states or damn near, even alaska/hawaii
>>155948985they're freezer packs. It's a composite liquid that freezes well and radiates cool
why does this video make me think of a hotdog in a bun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw85PewVH54
>>155949051The NFL has a monopoly on running backs unfortunately.
>>155948985i think theyre lead shields to protect from radiation in certain equipment
>>155949145are you buildspie?
>>155949535he abandoned us along with foremanspie
>>155949252youre imagining your penis between her buttcheeks. learned that in psychology school.
baseball is healing
>>155949979true if big
>>155949252superb ass jiggle
>>155949296are you knowsballspie?
>>155949979tell me, professor, is that the maneuver they call an assjob? asking for a friend
sorry I'm late, Trea actually did a thing
>>155949252SHE'S FAT
MARSHY DARSHY
MARSH
>>155950254yes
mets need a sweep to get back in it
>>155950538mest could win every game from now until July 17 and still only be a .500 ballclubthe hole is a deep one
>>155950423She only fucks Asian guys
>>155950981she's just like me!
>>155949252Disgusting. She doesn't fuck Asian guys.
Calling it now. Yankees going to sweep these cats.
5 of our last 6 games have been 1-run games
what game are (We) watching?
>>155951866Mets/Jays
>>155951866tigers-yankees
We've played more than half the season. Did ol' bitch tits hit his tenth HR yet?
>>155952166Hadsnt even hit one at home yet
>>155952166he's on pace for 8 hrsdude is literally stealing money right now
>>155952288how is that possible
>>155951107ANULO MUFA
why is manfred such a fucking retard?these are the 4th of july matchups?
>>155951966no one likes you
>>155904798>23 hours and 18 minutesWhen you know a thread is dogshit in /sp/
INSIDE THE PARK SPRINGER SINGER
>mest>springer little league dinner
LOLW MEST
Mest
FAGGets kek!
Why would Mendoza do this
Good evening
>>155952942>only the ticket prices for Unique Low are higher than Wrigley'sWhy are the Cubs charging that much to watch a mid team
Get this geek out of here. Get this geek out, okay? This dorky geek who's the general manager. Okay. Well, that's really what he is. Who had no, as I keep saying all the time, no athletic ability. You know, this guy, this guy couldn't hit a baseball if they put it on a T. Let's be honest about it. I'm serious. This guy, the only athletic ability he probably was the captain of the chess team. I'm sure he's real good at chess because he's such a brilliant genius of a guy. Guys like me don't play chess, I don't even play checkers.
>>155953446why are you a fan of ten different teams
>>155953338>>155953349kek post a vid/link when you find one
juan shitto is a 785M DH
>>155953396>>155953418>>155953427>>155953433>>155953947NO REFUNDS
>>155953117should I call the wahmbulance for you?
>>155953117t. austin hedges
>>155954056Im cant make a webm right nowhttps://x.com/i/status/2071735152779129148
>>155948043Actually I speak for all of Europe and I think baseball is good
The Yankees are going to absolutely drop cock on these kittens. You are not ready for it.
>2 homeruns in his last 50 games
>>155951866germany vs paraguayincoming chikaner melty if germany loses
H A R P E RARPER
>>155954665Us winning in Detroit and shelling Skubal was something else.
>>155953985Why do you make up these elaborate scenarios in your head?
pitchers not being able to field will never not be funny to me
>>155955141>mest
>>155955141this is going to my >mest folder
>>155955141>>155954472bro what the fuck is he doing
If your DH is batting 7th I don’t think he should be batting at all
>>155954277no, you should fuck off
Willson Contreras just raped a baseball. Red Sox are going to the world series. They’ll go up to 4th place and only 9 games back once every AL East team loses today.
sotolook no further for what ails the mestthis guy is a cancergiven a more than three-quarters of a billion dollars and this is the level of effort he puts forthhe is the opposite of a leadermest are doomed for over a decade with this character
Watch out for the slugger Bust Baty yesavage
>>155956824>lazy route to the ball>lazy recovery>so lazy the other fielder has to get it>doesn't even bother throwing it inwew, if a phillies player did that he'd be forced off the team by fans
We finally have a catcher who knows how to use ABS.
>>155955141>juan shitshow
>cryboby
>>155956824Soto is the kind of guy who needs leaders and play-makers around him who lead and make plays. Then he contributes. Now he is expected to be the man. And he shits the bed.Maybe if the Mets paid him $55M per year instead of $51M, he might play hard all game long.
>>155956824if only they wouldve rounded up and paid him a full billion
>no regerts: the player
>>155955141https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
>>155957849all talent no heart. the latinx jd drew
>>155957891made me tear up
>>155955141800M btw
stankeedoodle doo
all this excitement I didn't even realize the stinkees stinkee do
hurry up with this shit thread
yaknees are gonna lose the rest of the games in june and july
>>155955141Crush Soto with a hydraulic press and fold the team
NOLA FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
>4-4 game in the 8th...>...>A SWING AND A DRIVE>DEEP LEFT, DOWN THE LINE...>...>FAIR BALL, INTO THE CORNER>THAT'LL SCORE KWAN>DELAUTER AROUND 3RD, HEADING HOME>THE THROW TO THE PLATE...>He...slides and crashes in...>SAFE AT THE PLATE>HALF SLIDE>HALF CRASH>AND DELAUTER>RISKING THE BROKEN RIB AND EVERYTHING
>>155957891Me when I sell out to become a basement dweller instead of sticking with my childhood team
stankees quickly collapsing in the AL race
We giving this poverty franchise a head start because with greatness comes great responsibility.
>>155958698It’s the same story every year, we’re switching our hats. We’re all Met fans now bud.
>>155958928needs a YOU DIED at the end
he AL is a dumpster
nu>>155958770>>155958770>>155958770
>>155958928my boobs arent that big but i wish they were :/
>>155958898>stealing slopspies memes now
>>155959034More reason to lock out, fuck LA.
>>155958993>we’re switching our hats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a_408HLzAI
