Germany Edition >>155909136
TUSKS UP
JLMI
Proud to announce that starting on July 2nd my new summertime gimmick is that I will not fuckin be here!!! See you losers in october.
>>155961000Enjoy your summer fren :)
yeah having some garlic bread
>>155960894KWAB
mike grier is
>>155961143Time is a flat fucking circle
ahemi named my penis gimmick because it stinks and everyone's sick of itis this thing on
wow what a terrific audience
>>155961327
>>155961327hit the showers
>>155960894
>>155961250
>>155962032JEN
>>155962032Kate
>>155962112>laffs
>>155961250speaking of circles
hoc more like gay smelly retard LOL LMAO
>>155962674bro's its over they got us
>>155962674based cric chad i kneel
>>155962546god i wish that was me
>>155962546can't believe he finally gets to marry his brother
>>155961828
What the FUCK is his problem
>>155963239wants to play on the laffs with his brother
>Taken today at Lauren Kyle's 30th Birthday Partyyeap this nigga's not getting traded
>>155963508>30 and no childrenkwab
>>155963508Thank god
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBum>McBussy>McBust>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGaunt>McGay>McGayKid>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McKWABOTY>McKWABOTD>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McNothingBurger>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTard>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McUseless>McVeigh>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
Who’s getting Jason Robertson
>>155963508Bowen Byram got traded like 2 days before his wedding and it was mostly his old sabres teammates there
>>155960894his smile and optimism, unwarranted
marry me /hoc/
>>155963752I want him off the team!! He has bad energy he’s conceited
>>155963508do you think she invited mcdavid's gf?
>>155963827I, uh, can't... saving myself for the right girl> Sorry, hope you land on your feet; you'll make someone very happy one day, I'm sure
>>155963992nobody wants to marry a raped bitch im afraid ya raped bitch
>>155960894why’s there a guy with a kraut flag. did we win anything
>>155964078cutest boy award :3
>>155963239Is it still controversial to say that Johnston is better?
>>155964078No your star player got humiliated by Matthew tkachuk
>>155963239you can't see the puck, cause, well, you know.
I read the Oilers have invited some women hockey players to their development camp. I hope at least one makes the roster it’ll be so funny
>>155964132Controversial to whom?
>>155960992Does bud even come around here anymore?
>>155962546kwab
>>155964206Edmonton is trying to field a team in the next expansion with the PWHL > So it's a goodwill mission, see?
>>155964227asians
>>155964272Only when he has a bad day and wants to take his anger out on us.
>>155964351Nah, I don't edmonton has room for another team full of women.
>>155964276Poor Brady. Matthew stole all the good looks too. He’s a very handsome man :)
>>155964428Well, that's just sexist and biased, and that's very unfair
>>155964206Caitlin Kraemer recorded a record breaking 30-inch standing vertical. For comparison, McKenna's is 23 inches.
>>155963827okay but we'll need to live in my tiny apartment for a little longer
>>155964636can we get a kitty
>>155964672only if you promise to take care of it
>>155963726Capital of CanadaMain Characters of the LeagueYou WILL bow down
>>155964744love cute kitties
isabeau
we're just two goy souls swimming in a gare bowl
>>155964276Well, he's the older brother so...
What's up niggas? You wanna talk some shit?
>>155965411nah just canadian pop punk
>>155965411the guys who made those videos are just like gary, iykwim
>>155963662neither does crosby. gary needs to encourage nhl players to reproduce
>>155965439Do you like Japandroids?
>>155963875He's going to Anaheim to chase latinas
>>155965755sure do buddy
>>155965755I hate that kind of music but The House That Heaven Built is a pretty good tune
>>155965944playing it right now i used to be really into Fuckedup too
>>155965411Are we still discussing sum 41?
HELLO MY NAME IS DAVIDYOUR NAME IS VERONICALETS BE TOGETHERLETS FALL IN LOVE HELLO MY NAME IS DAVIDYOUR NAME IS VERONICALETS BE TOGETHER TIL THE STARS GO OUT
bussi
HELLO YOU MUST BE DAVIDI AM VERONICALETS BE TOGETHERUNTIL THE WORLD SWALLOWS USHELLO YOU MUST BE DAVID I AM VERONICA LETS BE TOGETHER UNTIL WE'RE ALL FINALLY CRUSHED
>>155966286>>155966437say it again you dumbass weirdo
>>155966539cope David Comes to Life is a canadian semihardcore rock opera about a boy named David who works in a factory and falls in love with Veronica
Haven’t met a Dave that I liked. Not antisemetic just can’t trust em.
>>155965439Silverstein?
>>155966903smile in your sleep kinda hits
silverstein sucks ass but an old friend performed smashed into pieces on american idol kek i forgot about that
>>155967189did the black guy tell him its a little pitchy
>>155967294haven't watched it in a long time i know they weren't happy about it.
>>155966962they really peaked with discovering the waterfrontvices has similar vibesone of the few bands where the clean/screams are the same singer
SHE BANGS SHE BANGS
>>155967383I'll give it a chancealso been playing a lot of PUP (Pathetic Use of Potential)
The Golden Knights have acquired a 2028 third-round pick from the Florida Panthers in exchange for goaltender Akira Schmid.
>>155967405good post
>>155967494>signs of lifewonder what big balls kelly has on the horizon the next few days
>>155967494Who needs Hellebuyck when you have Akira Schmid, the dynasty is back on the menu
Huomenta but the opposite
>>155967494Where's Bobrovsky going?
>>155967790gulag
>>155967189shel silverstein was cool although since he was a poet for children i had to look him up again just to make sure he wasn't a nonce
GO ON GO ON (GARY) LEAVE ME BREAAAAAATHLEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!
>>155967478pup is too modern to be endeared to me
>>155968012their song reservoir rules though
>>155966671I like how you got scared lol
>>155968069had a listen, its a bangeri also see they are playing the amphitheatre in august, would be a good show to see
THOUGHTS on the Flyers new logo?
>>155968350dude goguaranteed good band and hella cuties
>>155968353Looks the same
>>155967949he wrote a boy named sue
>>155968404im already going to see alexisonfire earlier in the month, we'll see
>>155968353Why is the bell broken?
>>155968575fucking niiiiiiiice
>>155968353how many fucking eras of orange is this
which Alexisonfire cd would you rather bang Watch Out! or Crisis
>>155968725Perfidious Albion sold them a dud bell
>>155968575HOLY HOMOSEXUAL BATMAN
>>155968069AIDS ALERT AIDS ALERT AIDS ALERT
>>155967790JAY IS SUCH A LIBTARD
>Carolina Hurricanes will feature Stormy as the main logo>Minnesota Wild will have a “nighttime” logo replacing the sunset on the logo with a night sky and moon>Montreal Canadiens will be “unlike any other jersey worn”, a red/white/silver/barely any blue jersey. >STL Blues will bring back the arch roundel logo but in black, silver, and white on a black jersey>Seattle Kraken might be navy blue and ivory>Winnipeg Jets will be northern lights-inspired>Buffalo will utilize metallic gold in their design >Nashville has a western inspired name and number font >Boston has a college style jersey with front numbers >Edmonton is black and orange with little to no blue on the jersey at all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd6IPLpRwXU&t=626s
Let's stop talking about shitty music and dorknerd sportscasters and get back to talking about our Flames ok
>>155970074I miss Dan so much.
bro's my (You) just informed me i have AIDS
>>155970125Flamesposting is never late nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means it.
>“We were actually talking among the GMs -- when I was part of that group with Bill Guerin and Tom Fitzgerald, Bill Zito, and Chris Drury -- and we were remarking how impressive and how talented these girls were, and that’s when I got the idea where it would be great to try and bring some of them here and be part of our group at development camp,” Bowman said. “Obviously, Abbey is turning professional herself, the other two are still in college, much like some of the other players we’ve invited here. They are trying to learn about how to get better.
>>155970460>Watch this shit guys, McDavid is going to light their asses up.
Divegrass spam incoming
>>155970460He brought in college chick's for the boys to fuck. Pretty based from the ol rape allowing gm
>gudas traded to the Panthers Man... my leafsies are going to get fucking murdered this year...Im sure the department of Panthers safety will prevent it...
>>155971300gudas and the panthers are old and busted they won't even make the playoffs
>>155971300i'm honestly looking forward to a degree of niggeriffic murderpuck we haven't seen since the 2000s
>>155971349Just like my islanders
>>155971382for me? its when based Marty McSorley hit Donald Brasheer in the head and got a lifetime ban from the league and an assault charge
>>155971068I don't think women's hockey players do that with boys
ded thread ded sport ded swedes
>>155968725Freemasons destroyed all the bells because their tones healed the body and mind of the people.
Canucks are so far winning this off season
>>155972596Surely they can go from 32nd to 31st this season!
>>155972596Can't wait for them to continue winning in the regular season!
>>155972594looking into this
>>155972596>>155972662Do you really want another riot?
>>155972785Of course. Hockey riots are kino.
2 Jackeyes and a Gleb that's all my Habbies need to protect lil Cole and Lane
>Montreal Canucksmaybe someone could have pointed it out, if sportsnet still allowed comments...
>>155973063its been pointed out thousands of times you're a raped bitch
>>155973106This is my first time seeing it.
>>155973063idgi
>>155973162congratulations buddy
>>155973063I always wondered what the C stood for.
>>155973106>thousands of timesshow even one.
>>155973231>from the Montreal Canucks to the Vancouver Canucks
>>155973276Cucks
>>155973294uh okay >>155963992
>>155973294>>155973063
>>155973369We are all Canucks
>>155973482brb putting on my special shirt
>>155973436
>>155973529I started listening to them recently since I never did before and felt like I should as a leaf. Ive only listened to 3 albums so far. The first two sucked but 'fully completely' was pretty good.
>>155973766You could always listen to good Canadian music instead
>>155973106>>155973436>can't read words, but does like pictures
>larkin to hear some boos from the crowd if he skates in preseasonimagine being a bootlicking billionaire-team-owner ball-guzzler and booing the players for trying to make the best of their careers.
>>155972897>I want to destroy the place where I liveabsolute canadian behaviorGary won't grant it to you. You'll have to earn it. Can you do that?
>>155973959Why preseason?
>>155973846>good Canadian musicNickelback? Justin Bieber?
CHL import draft is tomorrow desu
>>155974087he's being bench for the regular season. Didn't you hear? They're just gonna waste 8M+ of little caesar's money to just have their captain hang out in a suit slamming gatorade zeros for 6 months.
>>155974340I liked the one drake song "god's plan" and he was in degrassi he's probably good
>>155974369lol
>>155974369Based.
>>155974340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RmUMB-dsvoplebeian
>>155974345was just saying we're needing more shitty swedes
>>155974340I like Honeymoon Suite.
>>155974523>>155974666lol holy shit thats bad
>>155974369>They're just gonna waste 8M+ of little caesar's moneyThat's a lot of Hot n Ready's.
>>155974887I'd like to eat more of something in that pic, but it ain't the pizza. For me it's those wings.
>>155975385>not chugging the ranch
>>155974760my team needs a good slovakian boy
Netherlands just got KWABed
>>155975385
>>155974887do you think she knows she has a nice round ass that everyone, even girls, stare at while she is boxing up their food?
nobody asked about the football scores
>>155975744true every team needs that balkan glue guy
>>155976326Thats because this is a hockey thread. Fuck off non-hockey player
>>155976326Blacks lost.Again.
>>155976426based, let's talk about >my sharkies inevitable rise to dominance
>>155976981Your >sharkies pissed me the fuck off trading up to steal Ryan Lin from my nuckies.
>>155976981your sharkies have crossed the point where only one cup is a disappointment
>>155977122that's my guy big money mike
>>155977227Did I do that?
>>155977411>that's my guy big money mike's advisors that carry his ass but he gets all the creditftfy
>>155977532Why is McDavid on there when every other guy on that list has at least one (1) Stanley Cup?
>>155977601You are so mad at Big Money Mike
>>155977532Reminder that mcgayvid gets consistently shut down by the same defenseman every year and just scores on shit defense"men" the rest of the time.
>>155977122Fuck off faggot you would have wasted Ryan Lin like you did the Sedin twins
>>155977601mad cuz bad
>>155978064>mad cuz badsounds like my boy copey
>>155977723Brother, I watched your sharks waste Thornton and Burns' prime but hold no resentment for it. We suffer together.
>-41
>>155978171i miss rph
>>155976326Cfl is allowed here
>>155977122ching chong chinaman
>>155978421They're getting good. One of them is about to get paid $15m a season.
>>155978171Soon. This time.
>we're overpaying the twink>we're good nowkek
>>155978171
>>155976326https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
just watched BlackBerry (2003) for Gary
>>155973529>>155973766they suck>>155973846doesn't exist, canadians can't make rock music>>155974340unironically their best bands in their entire history are nickelback and avril>>155974523>rape music>>155974666they have wifi in the nursing home? go back to bed grandpa
>>155974773honeymoon shite
>>155978737Hard to gauge exactly why MY sharkies make ya seethe but I'm taking a guess it has something to do with MackGOD bootyblasting Connor Betard into the ether
>m-m-muhhh shorkskek
>>155967494A Tetsuo/Kaneda tandem in goal, I see>>155967790Any team that offers him $14M for three years
>>155979298but that's adultery!
>>155979686It was a show of dominance, nothing more
bro's the new diablo season starts tomorrow :)i am going to roll a barb since my preferred classes are shit so i shall spin around with a one button build
free agency is tomorrow there's no time for games
>>155979807free agency is in two days retard
Germany chest marners actually got eliminated today. Holy KWAB cuntry lmao. Canada next
>>155979807Already called off work. Best part of the year watching what O Dog and the crew get up to to fill six hours of air time.
>>155979829wrong today is tuesday, free agency is wednesday
uhhh it was a girly magazine>>155979893it's monday night
>be laffs>do 1 of 3 things>trade players away and they win a cup>overpay washed up boomers in the twilight of their career for 1 year>choke in playoffswhy? why do they never change?
>>155979979wrong they can do up to 3 of those things at the same time
sex with crosby while mackwab watches desu
>>155979999mackwaboty
>>155979999with double gretzky digits?
>>155979999Holy KEK even hoc btfos colofraudo
>>155979998true but one wonders if it's a curse or if it's just ingrained...
>>155979999Even comes in second place when it comes to buttfuckingMan can't catch a break
>>155979999/hoc/ still runs /sp/.
>>155979999phenomenal post. already the highlight of the off season
twitter is making fun of the flames again
>>155980251that sucks but at least they aren't also making fun of the islanders
>>155980127>World cup tourist are flooding /sp/ with threads, even getting other generals archived>"W-W-W-W-W-We r-r-r-r-run /sp/"Kwab
>>155980300shut up, bitch (its 100% true tho)
Lmao Shane Wright really showed Montreal what they missed out on
>>155980300samir how do you continue to seethe at every post
>>155980300>even getting other generals archivedBut not us bitch.
>>155979999Checked
>>155979999No spoilers, I stll haven't watched the first season.
hope my team signs pulju tomorrow
>>155977532it should probably be Mathew Tkachuk there instead of Mcdavid. two cups, olympic gold, good all around player. his mouth guard is in the hall of fame
>>155980411That's dwayne jetski anon humping crosby apparently
>>155980518Why
>>155980627his shot... his speed... his size...
>>155980640his bonaqua...
>>155980375Funny enough, the one general I saw get archived before it even reached 500 replies multiple times was /nfl/.Off season really kills that general.
>>155980353Meanwhile you follow him in other threads stalker.
>>155981225uhhh no someone else found you in that thread KWAB
>>155981231And your point is? Still creepy af.
euros get 29c weather and literally act like armageddon is happening and they die in the streets in mass. absolute kwabs compared to us NA chads.
>>155979763Hope you have a good roll bro. Took a break from Injustice 2 after zi got the Gorill Grodd legendary gear. Just picked it back up and learning how to use Black Manta.
>>155981467Bro just play mortal kombat 1 it’s got some fine ahhhh women.
Any big signings happening on the 1st?
>>155979560Yeah my fucking Sharks you fucking piece of shit. We're coming for our Cup.
>>155981467sometimes we need a break king, glad you're back
>>155981495I heard Teddy Blueger is going to end up signing with the Canucks afterall.
>>155981506waiting for the horror stories from celebrini's baby sharks north van death march
>>155981579Nice cake bruh
>>155981579Waiting for shit outta your ass. The future is teal.
>>155981267>STOP HEKIN FOLLOWING ME!No, until you stop seething, will bully you because you're a retardes sperg who should get bullied.
>>155981708I think you've misunderstood. Death marches build character.
>>155981833>Does a flying skate towards you
>>155981871hit em with a sweet chin music. this is the best quality i've seen this desu rip
What are we in for on the first?
>>155981871BAH GAWD, HE HIT HIM WITH SWEET CHIN MUSIC
>>155982116A bunch of over paid shitters
>>155982166Many such cases
>>155981799All I said was that the Olympics was bs cause it was 3on3 why the hell do you people care so much?
>>155982344kwab
just blame mcdavid and call it a day
1993
dad asked if i could take his car to the shop and see if it needs new tires.. we got new tires in May :(
>>155982481I remember taking my drivers test years ago and failing cause I hit the curb and wrecked my tire
>>155982580based canadian bud
i blame this FAGGOT.
>>155982481take your tires to the shop to see if you can get a new dad
MOGGED
>>155982650no but it's sad to see his mind slipping if he can't remember we just got them
MOGGED^2
>>155982658what's with keith and making his kids take pictures with NHLers?
