hotdog edition
First for pickles and mustard
>>156225649it was cheap i glued it to the window>>156225684it was boomerpilled but based i'm not paying for goytube
>>156226926
Canada would be so good at soccer if hockey didn't take all their skilled athletes
>>156227738well, if they did that, they wouldn't be able to win America so many Stan Lees
Can we just lose already? I’m tired of Canadians pretending to like soccer what is happening?
>scoreless draw in Houston, TX, potential home of the NHL
>>156227738They're diving just like their hockeyers.
I made tuna pasta bake and it was fucking delicious
>>156228640You better have put black olives in there or I'll be disappointed.
>>156228782I put sun dried tomatoes
>>156228865Ahhhh, that sounds good, too.
huomenta. spooky storms last night bros. Just got my electricity back. Trashcans in the neighborhood got BTFO
>>156228865Should I go to Finland for two weeks for vacation?
I can’t believe how fucked the ducks are now lol (and the rest of the league)
>>156229251If you like rain and mosquitoes
We love ya, we love ya, we love ya And where you go we'll follow, we'll follow, we'll followCuz we support canada, Canada, Canada And that's the way we like it, we like it, we like it love it Oh Oooh Ooooohhhhhhhh
>>156229354I actually think they are going to let him walk.
Canada, lmao
>the city of Canada
>US independence day >/hoc/ is filled with random references to Canada ???
Stop laughing at us
Happy 4th lads
>>156230457Stop being so funny
>>156230509Right back at ya, brother
>>156230457No
I am Gary's lack of trades
Monaco just wanted it more it looks like
>>156230432>laffs
any sexy cute hockey boys shooting off fire works tonight I can join? haha
Pettershit for Shane Wright and Matty Beniers
lol
fireworks are fucking gay
Bit my cheek lads it hurt :(
>>156231136Just like my islanders
There were very few canada day fireworks but they were non stop on diwali
Can'tada
>>156232134KWAB
kwab fuck canada
>most dangerous lead at NRG Stadium >the nation of Maplestahn
CANADA LMAO
>>156232313Well Atleast we lost fairly this time
Bono and U2 too much for the leafs, grim times
>>156232461U2 sucks. Hello hello yeah yeah yeah vertigo!!!!
elbows down
>>156232706Should we make an offer sheet for canada?
reminder yanks are hate watching Canada play soccer instead of being with their family on a holiday
>>156233052>beautiful summer independence day>nah fuck baseball im going to hatewatch canada at the world cupkek jen even
>>156233052sad
>>156233052My families party doesn’t start for another 3 minutes
>>156233052Holidays like July 4 are symbolic slop. The only holidays I celebrate are biblical. And no I don’t believe in fantasy bullshit like Santa Claus and Easter bunny we celebrate the birth and resurrection of Christ our lord and saviour. No Easter eggs and presents.
>americas 250th birthday>they spend it obsessing over canada and watching soccerholy kwab
>>>No Easter eggs and presents.
>>156232706>UNO, DOS, TRES, CATORCEBono? More like Bozo.
>>156233187Ok Jehovah witness
>>156233294It's called "Independence Day" cause we can literally do whatever we want within the confines of the law, including watching your country get blown out by fucking Morocco >if it makes you feel any better, Belgium will likely destroy us, and I'm rooting for Mexico to defeat England and finally win a Cup, frankly >it was 0-2
2026 has been a rough year to be a leaf sports fan....
Predictable as fuck
>>156233707too bad you dont get an independence from your crushing defeat on that chilly easter evening.
> canacuck eliminated> canacucks seething
>>156233334The Bible has warnings on days that focus on idolatry, pride, excess, or turning celebrations into substitutes for God. The mass commercializations of Christmas and easter proves this. How exactly do days like July 4 and Canada Day promote spirituality rather than excess worship of a nation state.
>>156233994
>canada eliminated on 4th of july
>>156234177It's like the War of 1812 didn't even happen anymore; I feel refreshed
I consider tbg my friend
Canadian goalie with a solid .250SV%
>>156234416>Québécois goaltendingI would expect nothing more.
Thinking of celebrating USA day by going to a k market and sharting.
I now remember Asmir Begovic
>Canada loses again1993
>>156234014Demiurge gets angry when its not strikng fear into people
>>156234744is that the guy from gta iv?
>>156234797How are the All Blacks doing, New Zealand?
and they're singinggo cubs gogo cubs gohey chicago what do you saythe cubs are gonna win today
Hi /hoc/I’m not sure what to do. I grew up a devils fan, watched them win as a kid, then kinda lost interest in the sport. I moved to Massachusetts for work and I can’t say I want to be a bruins fan, but I don’t feel like I have much choice. Also, of course I always hated the rangers, but I didn’t know until just yesterday how long it’s been since they won anything. That’s actually hilarious.
>>156234895You now remember when Kiwis started to cry because England were smirking instead of pretending to be intimidated by the retard dance.
>>156235121>wgw fan cam shows sweaty hotties and shirtless fat dudes
>>156235155You should kill yourself dork never come here again Kill >yourselfKill>yourself
>>156235155>Also, of course I always hated the rangers, but I didn’t know until just yesterday how long it’s been since they won anything. That’s actually hilarious.You should see the Leafs
>>156235155>changing team loyaltiesWhere I'm from you'll get murdered for doing that.
>>156235155Remain a Debbies fan, lad >take them with you in your heart wherever you go in life
big stinky marner aaaargh *plop* oo im wipin its brown
>>156235177>haka patooey
>>156235155Can you have someone post your dead corpse here after you kill yourself so we know its been done? Thanks Kill yourselfAccomplish something in your life for once Kill yourselfKill yourselfKill yourself
quick someone blame mcdavid
>>156235155You do have a choice, you can choose to kill yourself
>>156233707>including watching your country get blown out by fucking Morocco*surrenders to Iran*
Has that dumb piece of shit east coast yankee killed themselves yet??
>>156235244devils-bruins is too close. I wouldn't respond to bait like that if it was someone moving out west and picking a california team because that wouldn't give me the ick
>>156235267Yeah that feels like the right thing to do, I know you’re supposed to support your “local” team but I just can’t see a way to support Boston. >>156235332Is this guy always like this?
>>156235421>I know you’re supposed to support your “local” teamWho gives a shit, I started following >my team because I liked a player when I was 10.
shane shite has sharted ways with the kraken
>>156235498old man perry is still kicking it
>>156235498>retarded ass nigga awardshould've signed with the oilers
>>156235493He's heading to Bakersfield
>In this house, we still call them that here
>>156235579Either or he was going to win the retarded ass nigga award but now he gets to savor the victory in California and not frozen ass Alberta.
>>156235592but how could a rightful 1st overall pick be sent down to the minors???
>>156235639Bedard can play against him
bedard is a superstar
>>156235724I blame creatine
>>156234797This
I had a thought while washing my balls in the shower today. And that thought was about the Carlsson overpay which, in my mind, signals just how utterly watered down the league is with absolute shitters who wouldn't even be good enough to play for their team's farm team's farm team 25 years ago. So with that in mind, GMs are going to become increasingly desperate to lock down literally anybody who looks to have potential to be a ppg player. And mark my words, Leo's contract is just the beginning.
>>156235724it's over
>>156235822Based someone needs to offersheet Matthew Schaefer and save him from the islanders
>rags
>>156235822>36 more skaters in the leagueAHHHH IT'S WATERED DOWN
>>156235862poor kid
>>156235911He should have listened to the shin guards advice that don cherry gave in one of the rockem sockem videos
>>156236025>>156235822the league only has enough talent for 24 teams
>>156234895They beat france last night. Good game too
>>156236082Not true there are some talented guys like undrafted 24 year old college free agents and jesse puljujarvi
Who's gonna be the first player to sign for 20 million AAV?It's gonna happen, probably this offseason.
>"We were the better team." Team Canada head coach Jesse Marsch discusses Canada’s performance in their loss against Morocco in the Round of 16.What is with this country that nobody can own up to being shit
>>156236181quitt hughes
>>156236181celebrini will get league max which is 20.8
>>156236200canadians lack any accountabilityalways someone elses fault
uh oh here comes the canadian derangement syndrome posts
>>156236259Samir won. I hate that guy too but like he gets everyone here so worked up I respect him in a way. I definitely am a fan moving forward and will follow his career with great interest.
We would have won if we were still able to use our spy drones
>>156236200did he get that from McKiinnon?>Marakesh has been to the Semi-Finals before, Nate, you fragile little thing, you
elc contracts are a scam
>>156236259>>156236296>"N-N-N-N-N-N-NO! WE DIDN'T LOSE! Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU'RE ALL JUST OBSESSED!"Lmao.
>>156236296he's making things up now that the posts he quotes didn't say, that might actually be the mildcuck on his vpn. he's been caught before you know
>>156236499Why
>>156235493Lmao the Krakens dont even want him on their team
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY /hoc/LETS DRINK SOME BEERS YEEEEEEEEHAW
i think of clean shaven twinks whenever i see a shark
>>156235493sh4ne for the finnish connor mcdavid who says no
>>156236610it is for the day 1 superstars anyways. they shouldn't be able to be more than 1 year
>>156236668raty is rightful vancouver canucks clay so stay away!
>>156236636
>>156234606Bono was born in Montreal
>>156236669The union also likes young players being underpaid so you're never going to see it changed
>>156236667there's a hidden clause in all of griers contracts that stipulates a total ban on body hair for anybody 21 years and younger and he will inspect for compliance daily
>>156236887good for him for enforcing hygiene
blue birds are playing in Seattle today
>>156236779I thought he was born in Ireland?
owen nolan was born in belfast, norn iron
>>156235911YAMCHA
>>156236608In what way was was my joke post not a parody of what you said. You literally claimed that everyone is obsessed. Do you not realize we lost a game, in a world cup even, which has like millions of people watching? And now you're accusing me of being the mildcuck? What, because you can't handle being made fun of, so chop it up to being a namefag.Get real, Samir, you fucking sensitive retard.
>>156237063KWAB
Today someone rudely made a phone call in the gym sauna. Such behavior would never be tolerated in Finland
>>156237084your post was implying that mine said that we didn't lose, which I didn't say. I also didn't say everybody was obsessed, I was just saying that dumb pol-brained posters (like yourself) would likely be coming out of the woodwork. yes, you are almost certainly the mildcuck, quoting somebodys post while making things up about what they said is all he does. if you're not the mildcuck you're a spiritual mildcuck and that's arguably worse
>>156237185>his gym sauna isnt also a faraday cage
>>156237185i'd be scared that the steam would mess with my phones electricity
>If you spot an old-school, hardwired landline phone mounted inside a gym's sauna, it is there for one non-negotiable reason: emergency safety.>While it might look out of place in our smartphone-dominated world, that wall phone is actually a critical safety net.
>>156237328>men can look like THAT??? could you send that to me please?
>>156237282Imagine getting blacked by bbc in the sauna
>>156237361No, thanks
>>156237361I am imagining desu
>>156237282watI've never seen anything like that here
i wonder what is taking so long for teams to sign laine
>>156237275I could never bring my phone into a 170 degree sauna but I guess some people can
>>156237203>your post was implying that mine said that we didn't lose, which I didn't say.Then why do you care if they lose? Literally you don't have to even bring it up, but you.>I was just saying that dumb pol-brained posters (like yourself) would likely be coming out of the woodworkRetard, it is bants. Do you not understand how anything works on this board. If a team loses a world cup game, people make threads to laught at time. It isn't /pol/ tard shit, it's just what /sp/, you stupid fuck>yes, you are almost certainly the mildcuck, quoting somebodys post while making things up about what they said is all he doesMaking false claims is not an argument. You don't actually know if I'm the mildcuck. You're just accusing because you can't come up with a reason in your retarded head why a Canadian is mocking you.>if you're not the mildcuck you're a spiritual mildcuck and that's arguably worse>Um, even if you're not, you're actually are a mildcuckYou're a retard. You make up excuses to seethe all day about being a loser, just fuck and get a job, yah bum.
>>156237539Has anyone ever died of a heart attack in your gym's sauna before? Happens often in the States, but it's the States, so mitigating factors and such
>>156237539How hot does your sauna get?
>he said his phone isn't rated as sauna-safe
>>156237616I didn't bring up them losing that is what you did, and yes, you are a spiritual mildcuck
I bet McDavid's smartphone is sauna-safe
Off-season Hoc sucks so far
why did sid and ovi share that powerful moment if he wasnt going to retire?
>>156237796i like his hat
god should remove injuries from hockey
>>156237557According to reddit he is one of the worst 5v5 skaters in the league.
>>156237888>N-N-N-No I didn'tFaggot, do you think I'm blind? The board is filled with world cup threads. We can see what you're referring to when you talk about "CDS". You can't fool me, you're just looking for an excuse to cry about bitch that we lost. And in a sport you don't care about.>Er, if I keep calling you a mildcuck, then all your arguments are invalidLol, you're such a massive seething faggot, Samir.
>not enjoying this nice, quiet thread
>>156237972They should play the playoffs first, and then the regular season. That way all the teams are in peak physical condition.
>>156238036I didn't though, again I was just mentioning that polbrained posters were coming. your arguments aren't invalid because you're mildcuck-adjacent but rather because you are just making things up about what people are saying
>>156237971What does it do? Keep him from getting laughed at? Cause it's not working
>>156238191i dunno but it looks like it would be easy to hook onto a coat rack with that little loop at the top
would you rather have 2x calgary 1sts and a 2nd, or 4x philly 1sts
>wearing a hat to keep your head warm while you're in the sauna smart
>>156238227calgary picks because I don't see Conroy digging them out of the hole they are in any time soon
>>156238227Phillys 4 firsts. There is much more value there and gives much more options via trades regardless of where either teams finish in the standings. It's straight up more assets to work with.
>>156238227the flames picks
>>156237993On the other hand of the scale, he's the best power play merchant in the league
>>156238227Calgary's picks so we can laugh at them not having picks
>>156238393That's not good enough anymore
i'd rather the flames not exist desu
>>156227738>all their skilled athletes?
Be there or be square
>>156238492Oh I didn't know that every Canadian team only has Canadians on it
>>156238495I can be both
>>156238579>he can be both there and squareyou're too powerful
>>156238495Ah yes, the Blackhawks with their German star player Julius Sumpf.
He's coming home.
>>156238393one of these teams should get him
>>156238788He'd fit right in on the Kings. Old and busted.
>>156238752to coach the minors team?
Canada will be a cricket powerhouse sooninshallah shiva
>>156226926Those montreal dogs looked good.
>>156239351I mean thats a cool shirt even if they are all gone
Tyler Bertuzzi had 58 points btw why didn’t Chicago make playoffs with that kind of production
Does Carlson getting 18 million mean bedard will hold out for more?
>>156239351this is what a 10/10 thrift store find looks like
>>156239351Why is there dandruff and skin flakes all over it
How the hell is Jason Robertson still a rfa he’s old now
>>156239629oh you don't like skin flakes?
>>156239648Probably holding out for 20 million now
>>156239756Dubas will go full retard and give it to him
>>156239562I can see Bedard taking a paycut and "only" going for 16 million for 5 years or something, also his shoulders are borked so that may factor into it too
Why hasn’t fantili been offered sheeted yet?
>>156238157>Erm, if I keep saying everyone who makes fun of me is a /pol/ tard, then I winYou're such a spineless faggot, lmao.
>scoreless kickball draw in Philadelphia
>>156239998again, your posts are stupid in spite of being polbrained. you are continuously quoting posts and pretending that what you read isn't what was said
/hoc/, you could have signed me for 8x9.5 last summer, but you couldn't, you wouldn't, and now you're gonna pay
>>156240260lol
>>156240175Holy fuck ow many times do you need to be told to stop taking this place so seriously. Fucking shit brained /v/tard mcmaster nufag. Youre obsessed with this place.
>>156240249YE YAA
>>156240175>Y-Y-Y-You're stupid>I-I-I-I never said that>Y-Y-Y-Y-You're (insert boogieman here)Done. You have no actual arguments against what I'm saying, so take the L already, you turbo autistic faggot.
>Samir is having the biggest melty over a sport that haves nothing to do with hockey.This queer will die seething
>tfw they both won't stfu
>>156240361>>156240602hey man I'm just pointing out the stupid shit being said. as for the second post, if that's what you want to think that's great. anything to get you to stop being annoying is a good thing really
>>156238788When I first saw that I though the Avalanche, but McKinnon is on the left side on their PP. He might have some success on the Islanders with Barzal and Schaefer feeding him pucks.>>156239648Doesn't it has something to do with how many NHL games you played during a certain period and how many contracts you've signed or something retarded like that and not just strictly your age?
There's a weird Gary-less international tournament happening right now for some reason
>Samir mentioned, xhe offer-sheets me often.
>>156240879NHL star Canner Pearson
>>156240756I forget what formal they used but I thought you were a ufa after 25
>>156241302He'll be facing off against Finland's Pulkkinen in the semis, and apparently Pulkkinen is banned from IIHF events for being a bit of a goon
love a good hot dog
>>156240879I wonder what the Swedish Hockey Federation thinks about this. Dmytro Timashov is banned from representing the real national team because he plays in the KHL. And here he is playing in Swedish colours for some pseudo- Sweden. Makes me wonder who the organizers of this are.
>>156241473hey, Phil, how's the poker circuit treating you?
>>156240730>hey man I'm just pointing out the stupid shit being saidAll you did was just cry "EVERYONE IS OBSESSED WITH MEEEEEEEEE :(", like a little bitch.>as for the second post, if that's what you want to think that's great. anything to get you to stop being annoying is a good thing reallyIf you didn't want me mocking your stupid ass, then you should just stfu. Literally no one fucking asked you to point out /sp/ is mocking Canada. Fucking cry baby bitch.
>>156241473hey Maika, how's the bingo hall circuit treating you?
>>156241473i had leftover 'za now im gonna play vidya
>>156238283It helps cook his brain and make him think that he's ever going to win a cup with the Oilers
>>156240879Forgot about that. Who is on team canada
>>156242053What game?
/hoc/minder to celebrate the 4th of July responsibly
>>156241673i didn't say that everybody is obsessed with me anywhere in this thread. it also appears that me pointing out that you are just making things up about what other people are saying has got you quite worked up
>>156242567Team Hockey Hair
>>156242821That dude is right you need to shut the fuck up
>>156241623appears to be people wholly unaffiliated with any of the top leagues and tournaments
>>156242971i'm just responding to him, he can stop rewriting other peoples posts in his mind and then responding to his made up interpretation at any time
>>156242696On 4 July 2021, Kivlenieks was fatally injured during a fireworks malfunction while at the home of Blue Jackets' goaltending coach Manny Legace in Novi, Michigan. A set of fireworks were launched off a grassy area that included nine different firework tubes. "After the seventh shot, it tipped and then the eighth shot went over the hot tub and that's when people started to scramble and it was the last shot that hit Mr. Kivlenieks," he said. Kivlenieks was taken to Ascension Providence Hospital with extensive internal injuries, where he was later pronounced dead.
>>156243263I fuckin dont care dude shut the fuck up. None of this matters stop obsessing over it.
>>156242661been playing jak and daxter precursors legacy now im on wow
The most likely scenario is that Jason Robertson files for arbitration tomorrow (the deadline) and him and the Stars will agree on a deal.
>leafs get moored harder than iberia in 742>immediately fall to infightinggrim
>>156243358well if you didn't want me to reply to you why would you reply to me? i wasn't going to say anything further
>>156243414Based have fun bro
>>156243136>putting US and Canada in the same QF game LAMEWhy wouldn't you at least set it up so we can meet in the Championship? lame
>>156243344The Jackets are just cursed it seems
>>156243466Then shut the fuck up
>>156243136>Hockey, The Way It’s Meant to be Played>3 skaters + 1 goalie for each team>No powerplays, straight to penalty shot>No challenges or replay for offsidesThe only one I agree with is the last. The other two is just gimmicks.
>>156243424Ya but now he can point to to Leo's contract and say "I'm better than him" and the judge will award him 20 million dollars
>>156243659sorry but I reserve the right to call out dumb /hoc/ posts
>>156243469thx dood
>>156243778No one gives a fuck
>>156243755The arbitrators are always awarding a sum in the middle. Robertson wants 14 mil and Dallas wants to pay 12 mil so he will get 13 mil.
>>156243955you appear to otherwise you'd have said nothing
>people thought that Ovechkin was retiringWhy? You thought he was retiring you’re a retard
>scoreless kickball draw
>anaheim
>>156243733>No powerplays, straight to penalty shotGod damn road hockey tier league
>>156244077No apparently you like being abused so I'll go ahead and get you offFaggot
Eating tuna melts and browsing Gary's website as Gary intended.
>the awful stench of Samir
slept til 2 pm
>>156244179well now that's just weird
>>156244361Lucky
>Oliver KylingtonDamn, what a fall from grace. From being a serviceable 2nd paring defenseman for the Calgary Flames to being in the pressbox in Colorado to being an expensive failure for Djurgården in the SHL to playing 3on3 hockey in Northern Ireland.
>>156244493Shut the fuck up
>>156244537I wonder what the salary is like for those players. Free hockey tape?
SOBER AIRMEN
>>156244555nope
>>156244537Broi thought this was the tournament in moscow
>>156244797You really are a retarded faggot couldnt even save the proper version of that image
>>156244797>Big brain>Never makes big brain plays
>>156244889i have the cone too
Why would the sharks trade assists for nurse
>tag and cousin tyler have matching haircutscute =3
>>156244537>Tag Bertuzzi>Todd Bertuzzi>Tyler BertuzziThese Bertuzzi's do like the T names
>>156244616Can't be much. I see three SHL players on Finland's roster though. Laaksonen, Levtchi and Nurmi. All currently play for Luleå. Wish one or all of them blows out their knees.
>>156245000you appear to be upset in a /hoc/ threadtragic and grim, yet not unusual
Yesterday, a canadian poster said he is never going to celebrate July 4th. Well, now he has a reason not too. lel
>>156245190Faggot
>>156238495I'd travel to an exhibition game if it were held in Czechia or Japan
>>156245097Some families like to alliterate so much that they apply it to family members and their closest kin >my sister and I have matching initials, and I've been told that's rather odd
>>156245264by all means continue to be upset in a /hoc/ thread if that's what you want to do with your saturday afternoon
>>156245418I've met 2 different families where every male had a J name, and both of these families were unrelated and both were some weird Christian denomination
>>156245471
>>156244899>>156245014I fear for the Sharks more than I fear actual sharks
I wonder if Miller has been playing in any high level golf tournaments this summer. Isn't he one of the best golfing NHLrs?
>>156245538>Jebidiah>Josiah>Jericho>Jesmon>Jorvinbible people are weird people regardless of denomination
>>156245771
>>156246078Faggot
>>156245643celebitchi better watch it, or someone's gonna claim that ass.
>>156246098
>>156246202Faggot
>>156246152trouba and nurse will fight eachother for it
>>156246272
>>156246466Faggot
/hoc/ gets rather bitchy around the off-season, but who can blame /hoc/? Honestly, let him, without doubt, cast the first puck
>>156246503
>>156246569Faggot
>>156246569Didn't ask.
>>156246682how much ask could arov ask arov if arov asked arov ask rov
>>156246514Cant help it if this whiny little bitchmade faggot loves to be abused
>>156246670
>>156239629Mexicans have poor skin
i think NHL expansion has had a profoundly negative impact on european hockey and i think the reduced time that european hockey players spend in the own domestic leagues has had a negative impact on their development.
>>156246976Faggot
>>156247135
NHL expansion is bad, but Gary can only split the league in half once he has enough for a second-tier league >44 teams total>28 in the NHL>16 in the League to be Named Later The real debate here is "What four[4] teams will be relegated?"
I wonder which team Piccolo would cheer for
:]
>>156247743>when gretzky hears the beer cart approaching
drunk as fuck frens but i decided to pop in for a quick info that we run espee
>>156248116
>John Wayne Gretzky, pilgrim image is distantly related
>>156248116Finally someone who isnt retarded
>>156248443Source?
>>156248374that guy looks like I can count on him to get the puck out and also round up cattle if need be
>>156247077It's pretty fucking obvious. It's also the faggot NCAA that starts to be a major problem now. And transfer agreements which only makes NHL teams pay $100,000 to Swedish hockey for a 1st round pick.
> My team? The Twinkronto Twinkle Twinks.
>>156248793Honestly, when Google spat that image out at me, I thought, "Wow, I've never seen anything quite so Albertan... "
gary I'm ready for another sheet
>I sweetly asked Gary for a discreet offer sheet...
>There are so many younger NHL players right now regretting that they signed last year or during the season. Millions per year were left on the table.did they fuck up?
Why has there been so little interest in Patrik Laine?I know his last year sucked, but it was mainly injury stuff. Also, his fitness and training regimen has been questioned in the past. But surely, some team would gamble on him? A pure goal scorer. Who might be a good fit?I am thinking Ottawa could be good. They are deep down the middle and could use a good shooter, especially with the departure of Brady. Perhaps Chicago could try him with an outstanding center like Bedard. The Devils could pair Laine with skilled playmakers like Jack Hughes. LA was horrifically low on GF (for a decent team), perhaps that could be a fit.Of course, the cap hit would probably be reasonably low (or a bonus laden contract).What are you thoughts?
>>156249818
can he even get bonuses?
>>156249763i wonder what the habs core is thinking right now
>>156249928thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
>>156249818>tfw Laine demands $10 million
>>156250002
laine signs for $0, with $450,000 per goal in performance bonuses
>>156249972>we actually have a shot at winning something now when none of us are overpaid
>>156246152hot
burgers are all grilled up and ready to go bros. Got an array of different toppings and some sides as well
where does the line to get a flames gf start
>>156250934Nice. Just about to head to the corner shop and grab some beers, and cook up some brats.
>>156250934hey, thanks
WANNA PULL MY TENDER, SHART'S IN THE BLENDERWATCH HIM SPIN ROUND TO BEAUTIFUL OBLIVION
>the city of Paraguay
i prefer tranny avs fans sorry
>>156251825Paragay
Will the ducks match? I feel like you should have to pay more than just matching.
>>156251197i should call her
>>156252697it could be awkward since leo signing the offer sheet might imply that he wants out of anaheim
>>156252930I was told the ducks were exciting though
>>156253055truemaybe he was too weirded out by woodcroft
>>156253146I bet he doesn’t want to end up like mcdavid
NEWS
>>156249818>The Devils could pair Laine with skilled playmakers like Jack Hughes.Hughes needs a winger who can take faceoffs for him. And he probably has to be a tough guy who can do some dirty work on the boards because Bratt is typically the other winger they pair with Hughes. Because god forbid the team tell Hughes he's a winger and go get a real center.
I don't care if the number looks high today. In three years people will be calling it a bargain. Carlsson is 21 and already looks like he can anchor a top line while taking the hardest defensive assignments in the league. He’s shutting down McDavid, and that’s not something you say about normal players. That’s generational. Everyone complains about overpaying until the cap goes up, the player gets even better, and suddenly it’s one of the best contracts in the league.
Remember when Klingberg got greedy and turned down a massive 8yr contract and now hes stuck doing 1yr contracts because people found out hes shit
Our future is looking bright Nuckbros
>>156253401Ya
>>156252930tell any 21-year old>lad, come and sign this contract and you'll have 90 mil by the time you're 26 and they're rushing to sign that bitch
>>156253455this honestly is what i'd bet on what happened
>>156253296over-paying has to be taken in context. where else are they going to get a player like him for next year? they aren't.supposedly he countered back to Anaheim for ~$15m per and then after that is when the offer sheet was signed. i do believe that other teams gave him offer sheets. i think philly was certainly the high man, especially with the way they front loaded it and all that.but again, they could have gotten this done for a lot less last year.
>>156253417gee whiz cant wait to spend 600 bucks for nosebleed tickets to watch paul cotter work on his faceoffs and jamie oleksiak get some good shifts in-no one
Philly did this to fuck with Anaheim. It was never about the player.the final year getting a NMC and paying him $40,000,000 in bonuses before Anaheim is legally allowed to trade him was devious.
i wish i had learned how2skate instead of becoming a doctor
>>156253763It's going to take a while but I like what I see when it comes to the initial rebuild steps. The Sedins would never have taken the job if they didn't think they could do it properly, and it looks like they're starting with bringing in good character vets who can keep things positive in the dressing room. Teddy Bluegar (the human booger) recently talked about how great the team culture is with the Pens and what a lot of people are thinking is that his description of it is contrasting with how it was back when he was in Vancouver
>>156254028>tfw too much of a brainlet to be a doctor
>>156254028looks like he's smoking a fat blunt
Mmmmmmmmmmmm America, now I'm thinking that's pretty Badd Ass
>>156254028this but i'm a ceo with dozens of groupie bitches
>>156254285as an irl janitor i shudder to think of how long it takes to vacuum that floor in it's entirety
>>156254183jen
>>156254360dont they make vacuums that are like zambonis?
>>156254497they probably do but my employer is too poor/cheap to buy one for me
>>156253788Right after Anaheim just lost half their team due to trades or free agency too. Just a complete buttfucking by Philly.
>>156253417lol
Rumour is Oliver kylington is gay and the reason why he left is because his boyfriend died in Sweden.
>>156253763you mean you dont want to see if lekkerimaki is going to become the next brock boeser or else bust out of the league like hunter shinkaruk?
>>156253788i think they want the player and tried to structure it in a way so that is difficult for anaheim to match.
>>156254285I like the retro vibes of that carpet
abolish the salary capreplace it with salary based on performance that is paid out on a nightly basis
>>156253788Ducks deserves it. act like faggots, so they get bent over and take it like faggots.to quote the late Jeffrey Spaide:>you should have kept your mouth shut
Just found out about the N word, bros
https://youtu.be/WNG3RezY4nc
>>156256042nice
I am full of heavy metals
>>156256337You should get that checked out
>>156256337Me too. I got titanium in me.
horrifyingly shit thread
>>156256834Do you eat a lot of ranch, or did you get a new hip at the hospital?>details, please
what time is trumps big speech tonight
What if leo refuses to report and sign to anaheim after they agree to match the offer?
>>156257009God, I hope he brings up the Canada/Morocco game.
>>156257065cool but that didnt answer my question
>What if, ya know? My heavens, just think of the implications?
>c-c-coolfuckin' gwen stefani over here...
>the implicationfuckin' dennis reynolds over here
Ducks will clearly still match it’s only 5 million more than what they were willing to pay him anyway.
>>156257295They gonna give gauthier another 5 mill too, because be sure as shit that's what his agent is going to say. And sennecke next offseason?
>>156257065Rent free
Salt N Pepa is on the nbc 4th of july show
Reminder that no free agent signing has ever helped a team. Teams only improve through trades and drafting.
>>156257443This
>>156253401Just another Fraudlunda fraud
>>156257295cutter just went from probably demidov's deal to now commanding $14m.then the year after? sennecke.and because this scene of the carlsson/flyers offersheet has happene, anaheim will not fuck around with cutter and sennecke.the book is out on anaheim and how they do business and dont value their players. they have gotten rid of, or had trouble with, all of their young players they didnt want to pay save for lacombe.
>>156257443Taylor hall
>>156257443ehlers just won da cup
>>156256042nicolas roy
>>156257443Maurice Richard
>>156257443Many are saying this, that many are also retarded.
>>156257443david clarkson
when did the ducks become the flyers farm team?
>>156257536Ok? Just fire the gm and they have a clean slate.
>>156257699When Danny B said fuck around and find out.
>>156257443i signed with /cric/ last year and it's never been better
foerster - carlsson - martonetippett - zegras - michkovbarkey - cates - konecnybump - couturier - acciaridvorakgrundstromsanheim - ristolainenyork - drysdaleseeler - bonkbeniotvladarwolldefense is still missing THE guy, basically every other team has one
>>156257778but they still have to now pay up for cutter and sennecke (and mcqueen if he ever becomes anything)their team salary structure just had a wreckingball taken to it because it is unreasonable to expect star young players to not want $14m+ when there is a similar aged player who is making $18m.
>>156257812Shouldve traded for nemec
>>156257812flyers are not getting carlsson. i do think they are going to trade those 4 1sts for an established 1c and/or pp qb.if they dont? it shows the offer sheet was out of pure spite and malice.
>>156257542>>156257559they didn't do anything and would've won without them
>>156257641What
>>156258128Those lips tho imagine them around you cock
>>156257962>the offer sheet was out of pure spite and malice.
>>156258480me on the right
>>156258530Well you are American
are there ngubus in hockey?
Reminder that Pat Verbeek prioritized signing Lacombe almost a year before even thinking of giving Carlsson an offer.
hicks are launching commercial grade fireworks three houses up and they are detonating low enough they're showering their own house with sparks
>>156258895I prefer Old Dutch for my ketchup chips.
>>156258891Yes
>>156258969just like my mexicansies
>>156258891No
>>156258891they're very hard to spot but yes
>>156258891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yS09w6lVHIhave some 2009 hockey youtube moldovafriend
Trumps speech got delayed
>>156259085
>>156258891Short answer:There's a couple black players but very few.That being said those few black players are not spiritually Ngubu. They're not recent African migrants. They all only speak English and are either the children of wealthy Jamaicans in Toronto or African Americans larping as white
>>156258891we don't use that word here
>>156259175It's delayed cus rain
>>156258891
>>156259305>LEMME TEACH YOU SOMETHING
>>156259825F
aimless Kiev knits
>>156259551I always suspected that Crosby was based
>>156259949He wasn’t shooting them off
>>156259825Ironic that this is a day of mourning for the Blue Jackets
>>156260101might be a few of those
>>156258895>travelling to canadaCouldn't be me.
>>156228540blessed post
Huomenta but the opposite
stella
>>156260989what a chad
>>156258895Those are so gross
>>156261068terrible post
still laughing at the ducks imagine having to pay $18million to Elias Lindholm
>>156261254You have to be pretty stupid to think you have a better forward group than the 1987-88 Oilers
>>156261108I love ketchup and I even dip my chips in ketchup but ketchup chips are shit
>>156258895the son looks like a flames fan
>>156261254Everyone of these players hasn’t been good in years
>>156261152I still like Elias Lindholm
>>156261318I thought he said "In NHL history". Still, that's a whole lot of players that aren't in their primes
>McBust
stella is stupid and i don't respect her
>>156261485How come all the Mc’s are busts?
>>156261703what do you have against the irish
>Future presidential pardon recipient Gavin McKenna No presidents trophy though
>>156261737Nothing I’m just wondering why they bust
>>156261772Alcoholism
>>156261737they refuse to watch me train
>>156261703
The names of the nexy batch of bustsLandon DuPontNazar PrivalovAlexis JosephSergei SkvortsovCarter Meyer
>>156262036All part of the plan>send nurse to SJ>let anaheim win so someone offersheets carlsson>kongs>shane wrong wants out of seattle>hired babcock to mindfuck marner>cantpucks>flames will never have a 1C
>>156244537>BayleyKWAB
Who’s getting Robertson
the drone show I saw from bostin was better than these fire works. that's a lot of fire works though.
Shannon is crashing out about how many players have ntc/nmc
>>156262560
>>156263199God I hope not
>>156263023Why is that a bad thing? Why does Shannon side with the (((owners)))
>>156263023>>156263318Shannon is payed by Gary to be pro serfdom
>>156263399Is he paid in jerseys
>>156263318Shannon's a COMPANY MAN!
When the fuck is the schedule dropping
>>156264253July 16th
>>156262168Who the fuck names these people
Have a good post lined up for next thread
gary
>>156264855Rules
>>156264951next
