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know he did suffer greatly at the hand of his host edition
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>the mouth of gary
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My penguins (:
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Old
>>156264951

Faggot
>>156317025
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>>156317288
and who is this? Isildur's heir?
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did the kraken do anything yet?
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>>156317197
He dont look chinese
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>>156317359
No. That is Nomere Anjer and you owe him your allegiance
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>bailed out by a ghost army
>bailed out by a woman
>bailed out by the eagles
>bailed out by gollum
How did they even get a ring let alone destroy one
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Can someone start a new thread but make it flames themed
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>>156317461
i will not bow to an anon from the north
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>>156317506
next thread will be i promise
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>>156317506
Yeah man just 489 posts to go
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>>156317506
OP is literally Conroy wdym
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>>156317506
No, it would be an outrage
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>>156317506
Flames are the Gimli
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>Perhaps you have come to tell me why no Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup since 1993?
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My Oilers have had a decent off season so far.
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>>156317808
No, but I will in the next faggot book.
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>>156317921
>lets run it again with the same squad it worked so well last year
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>>156317921
TELL ME WHERE ARE OUR SENNIES FOR I VERY MUCH WISH TO SPEAK WITH HIM
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>You think you are wise Gary Bettman... Yet for all your subtleties you have no wisdom. Do you think the eyes of white Canadians are blind? I been (((noticing))) more than you know. With your Eastern conference you would use it as a way to grow the game to sunbelters, and with your Western conference you would seek to placate Canadian fans by giving McDavid deep playoff runs.
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>>156317985
wait and see yuropoor
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>>156318033
can you sing master anon?
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>>156318040
yeah i will see when your shit team gets sent home in the 1st round again. you should get a better GM for next years trade deadline hes gonna have to pull off the biggest trade since 1988
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>I know you rig the league against us. Oh yes, word has reached my ears of his Houston expansion, and I tell you know, you will not achieve the substantial viewership that you so desire from fans in the south!
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where are the trades
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>>156318116
>Hello out there, we're on the air, it's 'Hockey Night' tonight.
Tension grows, the whistle blows, and the puck goes down the ice
The goalie jumps, and the players bump, and the fans all go insane
Someone roars, "Bobby Scores!", at the good ol' Hockey Game
>OH! The good ol' Hockey game, is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' Hockey game
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>>156318265
Gondor calls for trades!
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ducks are confirmed as being SHOOK
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>>156318445
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My Gary, you bow to no one.
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>>156318606
KWAB
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and MY (You)
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put off plans to go to a bar to see the game "eh maybe for the second half" again award
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>>156318808
what game moron
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>>156318606
They are going to match the Flyers offer and have the worst defense in the league for the next 4 years
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>>156318972
Beaners vs Spics
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The ending of the lotr is really depressing
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>>156319064
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One of these players is making 7.95 million for the next 5 years and the other is making 7.2 million for the next 5 years
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>>156319156
Hutsons small as fuck, only a matter of time before he gets heemed
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>>156319133
not really all the main guys go to basically Tolkien Heaven and Aragorn gets to reign as King with his elf cutie for centuries
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>>156317375
no
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>>156319156
I thought minty duck was a pure offense guy? I definitely remember seeing him do cool stuff in his rookie year when I had more time to watch random dogshit western conference games
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the big four
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>>156319994
United States
Finland
Sweden
Russia
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i can't understand anything they're singing
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>>156320437
cause it's not in French?
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>>156320588
yes
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>>156320412
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>>156320412
You forgot about us! I get it though, as a country Canada is so synonymous with hockey that it's easy to forget.
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>>156320894
Sorry, who are you?
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>bro's having fun so naturally rapey has to start spamming gifs
he's like an ugly girl not getting attention also was probably raped
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>>156321514
Shut the fuck up you stupid faggot
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>>156321667
No im calling you a loser faggot who shows up like clockwork to cry about tbg and shit up the thread even more than he does. Fucking fag.
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>>156321912
oh xhe's mad
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>>156319374
we don't use the eye test or watch the games here
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>>156322497
>rags
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>lose
>division rival sent to a rebuild
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everytime someone posts >rags it reminds me of the famous picture of Gary coleman and messier where you can see messiers balls
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when i think of >rags i think of failure this nigga looking at balls
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Speaking of rags why did Dolan retire from running them?
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Messier's a pedo? I knew it.
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i hate the flames so much bros
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ah >rags, this reminds me of a man's sweaty testicles
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>>156324534
I think dolan named that kid after knicks legend quentin richardson
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>la ciudad de ciudad de méxico
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>>156324831
i got q-rich's autograph in the swealting summer of 2004
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>>156326497
hair pulling should be a 5
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>>156326703
Saved your head then
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>>156326703
agreed
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>>156327129
scalp pulling should be a 10
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>>156327129
never played cant skate detected
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>>156327422
Cope
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>>156327382
Cue ball meta
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>>156324534
He's going to jail
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>>156327663
get good fuckface
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>>156328102
The deserve to go to jail-o-meter has been wrong before
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>>156326703
no, that looked hot
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>>156328102
Why
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>page 7
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>>156330518
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cheering for mexico in this one
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>>156330720
Kek
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I thought it was mexico vs usa playing
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I wish I was watching my Habs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJDUuS4G4OI
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>>156331429
A regular season game in November has so much more soul than any world cup game.
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>>156331380
no usa plays belgium tomorrow
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>World Cup ball has a chip in it
Why doesn’t Gary put a chimp in the puck?
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>>156331795
someone posted a picture of the balls plugged into a charger KEK
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>>156331730
we also got away with a jewish decision to get our attacker back from a ban
God Bless Israel
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>>156332142
guy at the bar told me trump called fifa to get him unb& but i didn't look into it
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>>156331795
How do you expect a chimp to fit in a puck dumbass
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>>156332440
based
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>>156332452
A really small one. They already have the technology for it.
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KWAB
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when does my nigga haland play
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>>156333468
This game is great. Gary could never
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>>156333333
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English people are all like "Oh by the crown 'arry we're right snoggered now, we's down a bloke out of our 17 on the pitch, it's roight ova innit"
This sport is a meme
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>>156334150
Kek
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>>156334150
this is what cricket actually feels like
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>>156334150
none of them say that
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ref's name is faghani
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business idea: football on ice
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>>156334762
testosterone football or gay football
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business idea: ice hockey all year long forever
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>>156317506
sauron would've caused the forests of buckland to burn. this is a flames thread
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el grande americano is there
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>>156334762
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gary is part of my polycule
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>>156336247
holy nice
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>>156336247
I’m amazed you can meet Gary’s standards
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>>156335175
I’d folllow summer pwhl
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>>156337193
your parents know you're gay?
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sir garry kane
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>>156335175
This, Gary should have had teams play in the summer Olympics.
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>>156337285
yes
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Hearing from my sources it's gay to like girls
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>>156337795
Doubt
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>>156337795
>girly magazines are gay
yeah no shit
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>>156338040
not as gay as gay magazines like playgirl
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why doesn't gary just let our reffies randomly add extra time at the end of games, i feel like he's intentionally kneecapping their power
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>>156339036
I'm thinking we need throw-ins and corner kicks in hockey too
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Divegrass spam coming
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>>156339036
>>156339672
These would be improves I can get behind
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>>156339672
making minor penalties last an entire game would really grow the sport i think
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>>156339804
Get ready to hold the line
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who are the top 5 russians of all time?
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>canada lost
>mexico lost
usa bros...
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make the call gare
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>>156339804
I pray that /hoc/ survives the night
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>>156340354
1) me
2) you
3) him
4) her
5) xim
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>>156340797
We will
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I got that boom boom pow and /hoc/ is jackin my style
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Big moment for steve thomas, byron dafoe etc
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Matthews probably wasn't too happy about that
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that england vs mexico was one of the games i ever seen
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>>156340354
Tolstoy
Dostoevsky
Tarkovsky
Ovechkin
Jackie Chan
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>>156341162
Brendan Perlini a truly awful NHL player
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>>156340354
Evgeny zamyatin whose name I got confused with a spell from final fantasy x
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Watched obsession and realized a girl will never love me like that :(
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they're playing wonder wall
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>>156340354
kharlamov
ovechkin
federov
bure
tikhonov
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>>156341338
Great list.
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tickle time!
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For me, It's Cigarettes and Alcohol or Don't Look Back In Anger
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Gary made the call.
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don't look back in anger rules
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>>156342530
Thank you Gary
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SLIP INSIDE THE /hoc/ OF YOUR MIND
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>>156342446
yes
>>156342595
yes
also some might say and bonehead's bank holiday
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AND SO
GARY CAN WAIT
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"britpop"
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>>156342699
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MY SOULS
SAD TO WAIT
BUT DONT LIKE IN GARY
I HEARD YA SAY
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>>156342699
based
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>>156343364
i remember in middle school blur and oasis was a debate kwab
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>>156343494
ahh yessir
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*waddles into the thread*
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begone tranny we love iyo here
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molly holly genny
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>>156343548
acknowledged
>>156343807
holy dimesola im finna cumola
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>>156334280
the only good thing about cricket is that it has ducks
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>>156343644
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ducks are gay and verbeek is getting btfo by the league
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>>156344175
Thank you Gary
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>>156343689
true she's perfect
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houston ducks
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>>156344175
ay dios mio
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>>156341716
I am a seer and I foresee a woman who will love you deeply soon in your life, beautiful too.
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>>156344151
wanna know how i got these dimes?
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We love Sheamus here
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>>156344546
/hoc/ tuah and shit on that thang
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>>156344585
sure do
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slopdown? cancelled
the magazine? gay
vince? still
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>>156344713
bodybuilding
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>>156344585
I don’t
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>>156344803
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Gay girly bodybuilding magazine?
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>>156344585
>>156344671
wonder where he's gonna go now
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>>156344585
maybe on planet fella
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andersen playing was just a gileyspeke when they had bussi ready
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trannies? still employing nyla
hampage? cancelled
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>cancelled
but enough about slopdown
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>>156344923
imagine a magazine meant for gym rat lesbians
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>>156345196
Wrong board
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tony still tiny
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kenny transmega self identifies with the lead singer of lost prophets
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>>156334762
imagine the bloodshed from all the diving
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i cant remember if i thought Something Corporate was cringe or not
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99% of my wrestling knowledge comes from /hoc/ and occasionally going over to /pw/ to check if there are any imagedump threads of scantily clad female wrestlers
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>>156345735
copey and i know who rules you're gucci nigga
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>>156345735
all you need to know is that bret the hitman hart is the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be
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>>156345848
ahhhhhhhhhhhh yesssir
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>>156345462
he got killed in prison kwab
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>>156345848
true
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shawn clears
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>>156345940
kwab he was a pedo like kenny pedomega
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>>156346040
maybe on planet gay mag
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>>156346303
King of Abbotsford!
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>>156346303
>one year only
why
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>>156346539
because they have dawgs in Wilkes-Barre you fucking mark
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>>156346794
No they don't.
Silovs is pretty good.
Given the current state of goal-tending talent, it's retarded not to lock him in longer
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>>156346908
They love Murashov and he's taking it over
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>rags
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>>156346539
Why would they want more
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won a commander game today with thassa's oracle and demonic consultation :)
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who goes to a wedding wearing a hat? this dude is uniquely autistic...
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>>156348261
that's so fucking jewish i would never play with you
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>>156346420
if he's the king does that make shannon the rightful emperor?
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>>156348339
:)
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>>156348415
I win the combos and damage
you win with jewish tricks
we are not the same
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>>156317400
If he did, he'd be Egor Khitaikov.
If he were a rapist, he'd be Egor Dedovschinakov.
If he were made of porcelain, he'd be Egor Fine Chinakov.
If he were made of Aluminum Foil, he'd be Egor Shinykov
If he worked for Victor Frankenstein, he'd be Igor Chinakov.

He could be a lot of other things, but to me he'll always be proof that Columbus is such a joke of an institution that they'll take a three year commitment on a high quality foreign player, get his name wrong, and leave him completely isolated because no one speaks his language, and squander his talent completely as a result.
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>>156347684
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>>156348493
winning with damage is gay. gayer than winning via poison.
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>>156348529
infect is the most talmudic
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>>156348513
you never mentioned Edgar Markhov entire post ignored and im calling you gay
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>>156349015
they forgot to put the time stamp on rig game
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>>156349015
>7:08 pm the game starts
o i am laffin
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>>156348683
based
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>>156349214
based knower
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>>156349269
had a deck a few years ago. it was based. black rules man tutors ftw.
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>>156349360
man he's a great card i dont have one he goes for over fitty dollars now
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clubbies
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>>156349593
oh like it's billy oh nobody gives a fuck
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>>156349015
They way the refs were all so unrealistically stiff and still at the start I thought this was gonna be some funny ai slop.
Then I realized it's just gay.
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how can you tell if a magazine is gay or girly?
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>>156349943
the presentation of the male cover model
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>>156349593
OH DEAR GOD
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ay rock
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ded thread
ded sport
ded swedes
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whats happening in Norway? they beat Canada in hockey and beat Brazil at soccer ball. has global warming cut down on the skiing season and caused them to focus on other sports?
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>>156350817
-ACK
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>>156350817
Wrong
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>>156351491
>haaland eats cock
lol
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they went 16-3 we don't disrespect them anymore those are the rules
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>>156351793
Cope I do
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>went to go pay my bills
>the government gave me $111 dollars for some reason
looks like we're getting drunk all week boys
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>season starting in September
Thank you Gary
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canadians should stick to what theyre good at
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i really really cant stand the American Southern accent bro's they sound either really really gay or super retarded i can't ever take them seriously
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Nah wait jus a gold darn minute chahear
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>>156352062
which one? theres a lot of variation down here
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>>156352120
as i said gay or retarded pick one fuckfaggot
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>>156352142
stop being mean!
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>>156351737
terrible post

>>156351793
respectable post

>>156351852
lifeless post
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>>156352286
Fuck off
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>>156352211
you either sound like the guy from family guy that says >oh nooo all gay or like a moron with a cock in his mouth who cant pronounce an English word
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>>156352336
ok now youre just being a bully for no reason
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>>156352520
i only bully for a specific reason this will never ever be your sport and i want you to fuck off
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>>156352297
weak, powerless post
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This Norwegian Haaland guy looks like Bulju but with bleached hair
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>>156352688
Nope
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>>156352748
i thought he was finnish when i first saw him. he's gotta secretly be one of you guys
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>>156352767
why would you think he's finnish if you've only ever seen him in a Norway game
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>>156352786
i've never seen him in a game. i've only seen people post pics of him
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>>156352798
so you don't watch sports and post on the sports board
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>>156352812
i only watch hockey and post in the hockey thread
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>>156352833
>le i only watch hockey
that doesnt make you epic it means you're fucking gay and boring
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>>156352862
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>>156352877
you weren't even alive when that happened were you
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>>156352901
yes i was, i'm 35
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>>156352925
then how do you pretend >i only watch hockey and pretend you don't know who Haaland is
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>>156352748
>>>/fa/18734174
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>>156352936
i said i thought he was finnish when i first saw him you dumb bitch. i didn't say that i don't know who he is
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>>156352985
how would you think he was finnish if youve only seen him in a Norway shirt and he has a non- finnish name
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>>156352833
same here. the other sports have too many africans
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>>156353015
by seeing a picture of him online 6 years ago and thinking that he looks finnish
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>>156353057
so you admit you're 35 years old and actually retarded
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>>156353098
i admit i'm 35 years old and you should shut the fuck up already
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>>156353123
i think you're underage and should stop posting
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now now ladies
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>>156353147
fuck off you reek of new
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>>156353158
thanks for noticing :)
>>156353201
>y-you're new kwab what classes do you have this fall bud
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>>156353234
alright i admit i got worked. i'm going to bed now
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>>156353301
you're good uce i plan on killing myself
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>Steve Yzerman to Dylan Larkin: "get ready to learn press box"
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>>156354132
Kek
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>page 6
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Where’s Connor Hellebuyck getting traded to?
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Rough marner this morning
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>>156355696
>forced ded meme
kwab
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>>156353666
Your plan will fail, Satan.
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>>156355875
Sorry copey you lost
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Hold /hoc/ hold
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Huomenta
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Chimp Launch
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hoca cocka
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aku ankka voi vittu ei jumalauta !! todella pahalta näyttää nyt tässä kyllä
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https://www.theglobeandmail.com/investing/markets/stocks/RCI/pressreleases/3140127/rogers-to-become-100-owner-of-maple-leaf-sports-entertainment/
Nothing to see here folks. The lottery was on the up-and-up
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hey pal don't let it die now
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>>156360735
Hello Pekka :D
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>>156359717
All American sports leagues are legally Entertainment™ allowing them to rig things like the draft without any consequences
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>>156361044
I know this is true of the NFL, I didn't know it was all sports ( and someone better tell baseball they are supposed to be entertainment hehe!)
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If Gary ever steps down they should hire Jeff Probts from Survivor. He knows all about rigging and he will add different gimmicks every season
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If only Norway liked hockey
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>>156361198
A Haaland-Bulju teamup would be unstoppable
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Norway beats canada at hockey and then a month later beats brazil at soccer. What is next for them?
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>>156361437
Winning the superb owl
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>>156362494
Imagine if Haaland cared about that crap.
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Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

By now, you should've somehow realized what you got to do
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>>156361187
he can't be trusted with the script
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I'm a complete casual Flyers fan. Can someone give me a qrd on Leo Carlsson?
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>>156362674
Based oasis enjoyer
If England wins the World Cup they should go on another tour
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mmm roasted duck
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dyke jape mcs
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Monday Morning Grindset check-in: What are you going to be doing to make this week Bad Ass?
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>>156363441
calling you a fag
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need this shirt
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>>156363110
jape is a rib
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>>156363507
Now that's badass.
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>>156363541
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*solves hockey*
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>>156353508
finally
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>McAcne
>McAssist
>McAutism
>McBaby
>McBeta
>McBitch
>McBottom
>McBroken
>McBTFO
>McBum
>McBussy
>McBust
>McBusted
>McCooked
>McCry
>McCrybaby
>McCuck
>McDogshit
>McDick
>McDiva
>McDive
>McEliminated
>McExhausted
>McFaggot
>McFlop
>McFolded
>McFraud
>McFruitcake
>McFrustrated
>McGaunt
>McGay
>McGayKid
>McGolf
>McHomo
>McInvisible
>McJobber
>McJustNotReadyYet
>McKWAB
>McKWABOTY
>McKWABOTD
>McLabamba
>McLoser
>McManadvantage
>McMuffin
>McNineteenNinety
>McNothingBurger
>McOverrated
>McOverworked
>McPowerplay
>McPussy
>McQueen
>McRefbabby
>McRegularseason
>McRetard
>McSecondary
>McSelfish
>McShit
>McSilver
>McSissy
>McStatpad
>McTantrum
>McTard
>McTired
>McToddler
>McTrash
>McUseless
>McVeigh
>McWashed
>McWhiner
>McZoomer
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>>156363908
He may be able to save hockey. But not even he can save the laffs.
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Can we just change ducks ownership so they can finally get management and also finally relocate their team to San Diego so they can actually get some fans?

At least in SD, they'll have higher proportion of Mexicans to pander to and create their own identity instead of just being some of the Kings' fans backup team when the Kings are shit.
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>>156364142
McShitGimmickForRetards
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>>156364142
stale and boring
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>>156364243
California is just a suburb of LA desu
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>>156363441
I’m sending out emails and making sure I’m positioned for success :)
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>>156364269
>laffs
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magic card bro are you in
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>>156364979
>card
they are mere pixels on a screen he doesn't have the guts to head into the backroom of the card shop
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>>156365180
there's a lot of smelly weirdos back there to be fair
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it would be pretty based if Trump made a call to Gary to get my Islanders a cup
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>>156364243
Move them to Albuquerque
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>>156365349
jew york already saw one of its sob story team win a championship
old hat now
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jack hughes....you ARE a minnesota wild!
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When does Orlando get a team?
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>>156365225
Sounds like /hoc/
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>>156364313
Cry.
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>>156365422
Fan base ain't big enough, gotta be SD
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>>156365635
the orlando mickey mice
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>>156365349
>islanders
They'll do it for Florida obviously
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>>156365730
nobody's crying just calling you a boring fag
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Feel like I landed in Iran logging onto /sp/ today with all the American hate threads.
This povertydive shit needs to end already.
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>>156365780
those are zack hymen fans
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>>156366045
>pull off blatant rigging
>"why do people hate us?"
Just learn to enjoy like we did during Olympic curling
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>>156366102
When is someone gonna bust Zack's Hymen so he can become Zack Hyman
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>>156366177
A cornerstone of the World Cup is blatant rigging, why can't we do it without being ostracized
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>>156366102
What's wrong with that? You have 30 seconds to answer or I'm calling you a chud
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>>156366177
i love garnold dropmf its like being in a heel faction and getting nuclear heat
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this was the last time Canada won a gold medal. all thanks to the leadership of Lucic
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>>156366325
A big part of it is that the rigger is currently openly bragging about it
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>>156366102
Chud
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>can't be a government official and slam beers in the locker room with the mens team after a gold medal win

>cant pardon players to win a Mickey mouse tournament for lols

america is fucking lame
>>
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>>156366548
Neither of the people your talking about will face any consequences
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>>156366691
just like when bud won
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Analytics bros... I thought it was our turn...
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>>156366728
Will you apologise when they make "Moneypuck" the docudrama about how he saved the leafs?
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>>156366828
>we're going to replace mitchies production with 13 shitters
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>>156365993
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>>156366728
McKenna will bust, Raddysh will be exposed as a Kuchbabby, and Leafs Nation will rope.
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>>156367024
>30 minutes later
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> Sergei Bobrovsky ($7 million AAV x 3 years)/Darren Raddysh ($8.5 million AAV x 8 years), Toronto Maple Leafs – Bobrovsky and Raddysh’s contracts fall under the same umbrella for me with most of the Leafs’ offseason moves. Both contracts have the potential to succeed, and Toronto is bringing in two players who could make a difference if they live up to their resumes. But between Bobrovsky’s deteriorating play and age, and Raddysh’s small sample size and term, both contracts could blow up in the Leafs’ face.
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huomenta! just woke up. love my neetlife so much bro's
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>>156366348
I'm just embarrassed by all the marks who think its real
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>>156367454
Donnie Dimes making that candy ass sport interesting for once
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>>156367501
that's why he's in the Hall of Fame
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kind reminder Scorey "The Corey" Perry organized the gangbang
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just logged on
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>>156367454
real life is fake pro wrestling is real
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>>156368141
me jumping between soccer threads just to stir shit
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i woke up at 1pm today
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>>156368324
based neet swede shant be heemed
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>>156368364
im on vacay
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>>156368439
finna get heemed I'm afraid
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>>156368468
oh my gosh
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>>156368141
I THINK IM CUTE
I KNOW IM SEXY
I GOT THE LOOK
FOR A GAY MAGAZINE
I'M JUST A FAGGY BOY
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>>156368324
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Who wins?
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>>156369370
what are the intangibles
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>>156369370
more like shane wrightly busted himself out of the league lmao kwab
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>>156369370
lmao kys nigga
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>>156369370
>sea
Is Gary handing out teams to bodies of water now?
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>>156369698
not the river jordan
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>>156369370
Why would someone even want wright?
>>
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>>156370322
based big game girls name shanny
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>>156369869
thanks for 32 teams gary
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>>156370794
you can tell if someone is retarded immediately if they talk about expansion teams
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Flames signed nemec why is no one talking about this
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rise up flamiacs!
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>>156371498
We're concerned with Portugal vs Spain.
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>>156371455
I always talk about guys in the current NHL who seem like they should be Thrashers
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>>156371498
Because I dont care
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>>156371498
>flames
>nemec
who? In all fields
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>>156371498
Who cares
>>
so... should i start really following the flyers now? they've been dead to me since leclaire/lindros era
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>>156371498
if you pronounce his name backwards it sounds like semen
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>>156372083
No, fuck off
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>>156372083
don't bother, I remember you called them he legion of doom and give ZERO respect to mikael renberg
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>>156372083
no, fuck off
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>>156368324
God I haven’t slept that well since school
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yjk he's sporting a tree trunk down there
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>>156372162
https://youtu.be/2VQcCzpU6sU?t=270

"i know one time we had a player skate up to the ref and said something to the ref, and he got immediately sent off the ice - i mean i had to skate over there and ask him what my teammate said"
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>>156372091
Good point
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>nemec 5 year deal, 7.2 million dollars
lmao are they retarded
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>>156372784
Cap raising creates inflation like this
See also >>156367137
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>>156371519
we kicked him out of flames fandom btw
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>>156371498
https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/flames-sign-simon-nemec-to-five-year-36-25m-contract/

fucking disaster. why only 5? this is STUPID.
CONROY YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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>>156373056
Conroy just signed a guy to a contract that walks him to UFA at 27 where he will then ask for 20 million a year FUCK YOU CONROY YOU FUCKING MORON
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>>156373130
Players get fat and lazy on a long contract .
Career insecurity keeps them hungry
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not a fan of guy being in the league a year or two and signing huge contracts
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>>156373272
well, some people don't like to be pious and penitent and live in poverty like a penniless proletariat, anon, so think of others and judge not, unless... you know.. if you wanna be judged... jerk..
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im going to fight craig conroy
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>>156373544
looking to get heemed?
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>>156373544
How much are tickets?
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>>156373226
this hasn't worked for my guys domi and duclair
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Perry probably wishes he rode it out with the Oilers. Could've gotten a Nurse type of deal.
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Nemec is a bust.
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>>156371455
>noooo the poo jackets are a respectable team
lol retard
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>>156373706
Flames nation needs a new defenseman to blame for Wolfs poor performance
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>>156372784
It’s the new contract meta. Players have too many rights and freedom now
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>>156373682
>Nurse type of deal
traded to another shit team in the poocific?
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I don’t trust /hoc/s opinions on signing. Everyone except bud said huberdeau was a good contract.
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Big faggot here, whats the faggies team for me to support?
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>Dustin has dishonored the nation of Calgary and its beloved Flames
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>>156373912
fagalanche
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>>156373912
Finland's
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>>156373900
Nobody fuckin said that. Everyone here was talking shit about the flames signing him to that deal while he still had a full year remaining on his contract and before he had played a single game for them. In fact if you look at the archice that was when flames posting was at it's height and I'm sure there are tons of posts from flames fans defending the contract while everyone calls them faggots.
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>>156373912
team sweden
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>>156373912
Perfect time to hop on the sharks bandwagon
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>>156374251
Just checked the archive everyone said flames won
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>>156373912
Your clearest choices would be Philly(Gritty) or the Kraken
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Nocap fr fr Hugedough was a good signing
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>>156374535
True hes providing veteran leadership
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>>156374625
delete
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>>156373912
Krakheads
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>>156374650
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Flames on Hubedough
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We need to the good trades, Bettman! The Glengarry Trades!
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Final 32 thoughts podcast of the 25/26 season:

Mintyukhov effects Nemec deal
before Minty and Clarke deal,
bar has moved a little bit but they have flexibility

Parekh, Gridin, Nemec, Coronato going to get big minutes

Wolf needs to be ready at the start of the season to cover up some of the mistakes (that the young guys will make)

watching Zary
was a tough year: was on the market, off the market, on the market
was on the market again this summer
how does he feel about coming back for another season

surprised that no one has come harder after Whitecloud
you can't tell Friedman that Whitecloud is not more valuable to a team trying to win the cup than he is to the Flames
honestly surprised no one has blown Conroy's socks off for Whitecloud. shocked

Frost is probably Flames' top C next year and is a free agent
Who knows? Maybe they decide there is a marriage there that lasts

holy grail continues for Calgary is to find that C

Kyle asks about Huberdeau because Conroy seemed more hopeful than confident he would be ready in the fall
Friedman says he will worry about that September and not in July
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>>156374090
>reeeee shutthefuckupmildcuck reeeeeee!
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>>156367137
>have the potential
>could make
>if they live up
>but
lel
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>>156375223
trades are done, everyone is up at their cottages now
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>>156375246
>Final 32 thoughts podcast of the 25/26 season:
I hate the summer so much. No hockey and all the shows about hockey go on break as well.
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>>156375747
Don't worry Connor, your Canucks will pay that.
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>>156375747
I bet you 4 days ago, he would have taken 12.6.
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I’m offersheeting bedard as we speak. 20 million.
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happy jamiroquai monday
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>>156376158
London Knights?
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>>156375246
good post
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>>156375747
he needs that money for milk
>>156375847
look how gentle hall was with him, he's made out of glass
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcpjAxSrLdE
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>>156375747
You could make more then that annually just pimping out his bedussy
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Party /hoc/ is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time

And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
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>>156377970
RIP
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i like how all the hybrid driving skinny jean wearing bicycling eurofags are freaking out about one small rig in soccer, imagine the chimpout if they experienced gary bettman hockey™
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why is hoc so antisemitic
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>>156378218
I know, it was one of the greatest eras for music ever, it's a massive loss for the party rock community
>>
>>156379470
Gary
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>>156379470
because a semite allows a raped bitch to keep posting here
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>>156377970
Paradiso Girls released “Patron Tequila” in 2009, and followed with the single “Who’s My Bitch.” After the group was dropped, Bennett was part of a new lineup that Antin had assembled to replace members who had left Pussycat Dolls. That group was inevitably rebranded as G.R.L. to release their debut single “Vacation” on “The Smurfs 2” soundtrack, followed by an appearance on Pitbull’s “Wild Wild Love.” They then released “Ugly Heart,” their highest-performing single to date, along with their self-titled EP.
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Any trades or signings today?
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huh? what u mean
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>>156379470
Why not?
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do you think Gary plays 'whos my bitch' when he's on the phone with the players union?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfG7REZcD70
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>>156380862
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>>156381281
Literally who
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>>156381281
Get back to work Reilly Walsh
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>>156381463
yeah we're in the grim days of summer now as far as nhl news is concerned
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Shannon seems really worked up about this who NMC, NTC thing...
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>>156381852
Flames literally signed nemec
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Indian Kid = The rest of the NHL
Guy on Motorcycle = Our Calgary Flames
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>>156381281
this isn't worth telling my dad about
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>>156381630
Why is he gaming in the kitchen?
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>>156382118
i didn't even know he was sick
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>>156382085
Why doesn’t he support the players?
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>>156382270
He’s sick nasty with the puck
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>>156382171
Brampton is getting wild these days
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elias pettersson, get ready to learn crosbinese
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>>156382723
I don’t want Dubas to over pay for him
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>>156382430
He's a company man. Guy literally has a picture of gary on his mantel.
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here we go bros
>>156382902
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>>156382723
>Fridgeman speculating
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>>156382723
isnt this the guy that was kicked out of rogers arena for speaking poorly of aqualini?
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>>156317359
kek
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>>156382723
dubas is stupid enough to do this



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