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Dodgers!
dodgers
>>156317231>the nl west has fallen
For me it’s Greg Amsinger (the MLB-controlled, lukewarm take Peff)
>Sears Sheehan pitcher's duelyou think you've seen everything...
METS BROS WE WON WE WON!
for me it's basedmilk, vegan burgers, and pulling pitchers after seven perfect innings
doyers
>>156317231I look like this
>>156317251>side quest maxxingthis makes no sense. we all know the only point of this video was to show off your body so why not just stfu and do that without an irreverent non-sensical caption BITCH
was that beyonce?
>>156317179The only perfect game more well known than Galarraga's near miss is Don Larsen pitching a perfect game in a WS
you're now aware that 90% of the people you see wearing dodgers hats are because they're crips
>>156317251Going to need the name of this well-built trollop. Hoping there's footage of her bent over and getting railed
>>156317231yo
>>156317231>fine, I'll wear the hat mom
>>156317326is based milk when you get it fresh and non homo?
whoever they just showed on NBC looked BOGGED as fuck
>>156317172@grok is this true?
>>156317393i go to LA 4-5 times a week and it's mostly mexicans and old asians wearing those
>>156317390Maybe if you're a zoomer who's never seen one. I remember every one that happened in my lifetime.
Mods are likely still awake. Post surveys
>>156317320?it was a shitfest and absolutely nothing to celebrate
domingo german has the most memorable perfect game
>padres only 4.5 games back wild cardLMAO they still have a chance
>sneedhan nearly 70 pitches through 4
>>156317394https://www.instagram.com/cristiana.love
>>156317464>cupping your batFor me, it's cupping balls. Nothing I love more than cupping a low hanging pair of balls while I've got a thick cock in my mouth.Go Cubbie Bears!
>>156317308he plays his role well
Guys, is 92 pitches a lot of pitches?
>>156317539
>>156317575doesn't even have the most memorable name
>>156317675for someone coming off the IL a week ago, yes
>>156317675No.
>>156317731>for a leg injuryKWAB
>>156317370she's a woman, anon. they're fucking stupid.
>>156317539literally a perfect movie
>>156317740Oh, then why did the Marlins pull a guy flirting with perfection after only 92 pitches?
manny's still got it
>>156317515you also remember a lot of things that weren't perfect no hitters. The fact that you remember every one that happened while you've been a fan doesn't make your case. More people will always remember the Galarraga game than the fact German threw a perfect game.
Not at all surprising incels in this genny can't into smart baseball. Leave the game management to the pros. You rent a shoebox from Judah Shekelstein. Worry about improving your own life decisions.
>losing a pitcher's duel to JP Searsdoggiedoos kek!
Member Kersh's perfect game? That's right you don't because Dave Lolberts pulled him early lol.
>>156317835COCK LAZARRRR
I hate 9 PM games so fucking much.
I ate so much pizza tonight you guys
>>156317868Are the doyercacas really? Lol
>>156317844>anal licktics
took the poodres 4 innings to finally score on shithan
Scoring against a 5 ERA pitcher while on an 8 game losing streak is like winning the world series to poodrefags
mariners btw
>>156317983how many hits do the dodgers have against JP Sears today?
>>156317877wasnt that the birth of the meme
75 years
>>156317936that's terrible F
retarded challenge kek
watch your own game poodrepacos
bogey, don't challenge pitches when you still have a concussion...
>>156318060slopepe
>sheehan gives up a runGET THIS SCRUB OUT OF HERE>roki gives up a runhe needs more time bros...
>>156318060>he finally fixed the eyebrowsbased
>>156317844muh analytics
>>156317936F
>>156318159But not the text
>>156318144>Sheehan gives up a run>starts seething>Roki gives up a hit>starts crying in the dugout
>>156317936>First roki's family drowns in a taunami and now this Dodgers are a terrorist organization
>>156318271HE WASN'T CRYING HE TOLD JAPANESE INTERVIEWERS THAT HE JUST FLUSHES EASILY
>>156318144Roki is a first year starter while Sheehan is in his second year, he should know better. Sheehan's standards should be more scrutinzed.
freddie doubleman
the dicksucking now that he's in "a major market" is so much worse than it ever was for Judgefor reference - this series against the poodres>4.50 ERA - no-decision>1 for 13 at the plate - 0 RBIs
JP high key dealing right now.
>>156318574seethe more faggot kek
>>156318562Sheehan is a future reliever who is a starter now so Snell and Glasnow can rest for October.
>>156318574KEK
Sears is dealing!
>>156318574what. does. he. do.
>>156318688makes /mlb/ seethe
>>156317936That really sucks, thoughts and prays to his family.
>>156318725so… makes 3 unique IP posters seethe
>>156318643you might as well call yourself 27rings at this point, cow-toeing for billionaires
>80 pitches heading into the 5th
>>156318921>cow-toeing
>>156318921>my poor billionaire owner has fewer fake monies than your billionaire owner
>jinxing a no hitter in the 5th inningdumb broadcasters...
>>156319040There's a trillionaire now, so millionaires are officially no longer rich and billionaires are entry level rich.
>>156319126was it orel? if so, based.
>>156319147I wouldn't mind being a no longer rich millionaire fr
>>156319212Working class millionaire.
Honestly if JP can do this more consistently he’d be a solid second or third starter. I can see Preller’s vision with this team we just need to be patient and not sell. We are so close.
cow-toeing lol
Sheehan actually looked like he was about to cry in that shot
>>156318562Roki is in his second MLB season and pitched in Japan before this.
>>156319237yeah, and unwilling to rock the boat because you know how bad it can actually get.
HAHHAHAHA GET FUCKED DOYERS WE OWN
>>156317694How is this a fetish? I don't get it, it's just a woman's body. Are you saying you're gay but have a fetish for women?
HANG THE BANNER
hehehe PEEhan is a little LEAKY over the plate
>>156319412he's a crossdresser
dey not like us, we actually get hits kek!
>dreyer
>>156319327Part 1 mogs
>>156319412I think he means leggings/lingerie, but yeah, he's probably a fag too
tough, you only have 1 run and they are pulling you arleady
>>156319497a lot of stressful pitches
>>156319412only a true faggot could jump to that conclusion
>dodgers are throwing the game so we can go watch mexicobased, ty dodgers
>pulled after just 4 inningsKEKINI
>>156319554#slummingit
>cubs fans cant post their fetishes because theyd get banned
>>156319554>50% capacity>5th inningI guess they leave earlier than I thought
>>156319593my UMies :)
>>156319651Lol what is this from?
>>156319593gotta punt a few to keep people interested
>>156319554>if gay sex was a stadium
>>156319651why was the phone so big?
>>156319554>>156319676the fanbase is staying home to watch mexico
>>156319651Girls are pretty degenerate desu
>doggies already coping in a one run game
dodgers are letting themselves get no hit on purpose for entertainment purposes
>>156319327>hairy legs
>>156319840They’re torturing poodres fans, making them think they have a chance.
>>156319863what's wrong with hairy legs?
HOLY SHEEETS!
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
>>156320027
gj, Jack
>>156320026my legs look like that
4pm starts at Dodger stadium should be banned, either do 1 or 7
>>156320536this
we're all rooting for mexico
>>156320684As a white LA resident, I hope they lose in a close and controversial fashion so the beans burn the city down
JP Sears no hitter, cap this.
>3 pitchers calling this game>trying to jinx the no hitter less than 5 innings in
>>156320684
great at-bat
miggy ro
great ab miggy-ro
it's over...
>>156320684this.
>Having a meeting at the mound for Freeland
doyers will break the no hitter with 8.2IP off a called shot from ohtani
sears is still dealing
>>156320684UM
>>156320684I am rooting for penalty kicks.
got arrow posted in the stickuh :)
>3 dodger dogs before the game>are you serious!?KEK
>>156320536it's sunday, shouldn't be more than 1 hour of traffic at that hour
I can't watch the Boston/Anaheim game due to Peacuck. Anyone know a way to watch it without giving shekels to NBC?
Dreyer is back to being reliable
>>156322402lol guess again
>>156322672mlbwebcast dot com
>>156322402I was thinking more for sun/shadow purposes
orel is funnier here than he is with nelson or davis
>dookie matsui
>>156322683He was probably rushed back from injury a bit
>>156322831Ty anon!
kek poodres
campy why?
>>156323028that's what I was thinking. It's a mystery how they handle injuries. Some guys they shut down longer than they need to be and others they're willing to roll with suboptimal results. It feels like they should have enough depth not to do that.
uh oh poodrepacos
get matsui out of here
SD got some ugly ass asian players
Dollar store Yamamoto
>>156323570cheap crafty oldcum arms are valuable
Sears was dealing and didn't throw that many pitches, why take him out?
>broadcast says sinker>broadcasters say 2-seamproof that pitch doesn't really exist
dookie butts is back
>dookie buttsKEK!
>monkey bats
it's over
>>156323570>Dollar store YamamotoThis analogy was so brilliant that even I, a Japanese person, laughed.I'm going to post this on Padres reddit.
IT'S CAMIN' 'OME LADS
>>156325360Stop larping
it's over mexicobros.....
MEXICO IS GETTING GAPED
this is a mental victory for my chadres, we turn it around here!
>>156325091now it's over
it's over mexibros...
doyerpacos n poodres skipped going to the ol' ballgame for nothing
doyerpacos should have went to the beisbol game instead
Host countries Canada and Mexico lost
>>156326751Why did we host this again?
manny is seriously going to bat .200 this year with 30+ home runs
WE'RE BACK IN IT MEXICOBROS!
>>156326997something something north american unity
>>156327288don't you mean CUM?
Who is this guy pitching for the Angels? He throws the ball weird.
>>156327288But Canada doesn't give a shit about this sport. I was at a bar where they were playing the games,and almost nobody was watching.
Where’s that moon faced acne faggot Moron?
>>156326997I think that by hosting this event, Canadian soccer has become stronger and even more popular.All the best for Canadian soccer.
>>156328205you rang?
>>156328608kek
who's the other former player in the booth with Orel?
mlb .com was so embarrassed by ohtranny on his birthday that they pulled the headline >>156318574 and now it features MachadoKWAB
I will consider this game a win if Alfonzo can get a hit
Doyerbros and Poodrebros… it’s so fucking over
Doyers losing this game to give Preller a gram of hope so he buys at the deadline
you go, freelie!
>>156328104it must be some kind of mistakeCanadians probably care more about soccer than the current Jays.
>>156328608Focus on the game Adrian!
>>156328995>pinch hitterlosing even harder
>>156328995KEK welp
Morejon? MoreRUNS
Who's gonna catch for the Doyers now?
>>156328801>it's real
>>156329150I've seen people wearing Jays tshirts and caps all over town. We don't care.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING PUT MILLER IN THE FUCKING GAME
Is it happening again?
>dodgers getting gaped>mexico getting gapedhermanos... how to cope...
>>156329398Padres winning tho
>>156329150jokes on you, it's a Cricket country
>>156329187>>156329203just as well, failing in this scenario would've been something I don't want to see.
anyone else notice they swapped the juiced balls back in recently?
>>156329562They swap them out inning by inning
>>156329562gotta get people excited for ASG
>mexico is losing
RBItani
RBIsingletani
gOhtani
Its over.
I believe that UM will win!I believe that UM will win!
>>156329229Manfred saw they did this and made the call
Pages don't have it tonight
padres still got this
>3 run gameok
>3+ hour gameshorten the pitch clock, make it so if the batter fouls a ball enough times it still counts as a strike out... this is taking too long
>>156330384NBC paid for the rights to broadcast all the games today, they need their shekels
>powerful coastal teams with good recordsYou cannot fathom the hype of midwest .500ballRaise the jolly roger.
son mun munson mun son
>>156330708NL central must unironically be exciting to be a part of right now
>>156330708poorats would be a solid club if they got rid of that bum skenes
>>156330966skenes to the doyers
>dave is finally taking the game seriouslyNot punting?
>>156331357what specific moment of the game were they not taking it seriously? Hurt shit the bed. That's all there is to it.
>>156331357The team punted by getting 1 hit through 5 innings by JP Sears
>>156331357>he says this right as muncy strikes out on 3 uncompetitive pitches
>>156317118Muncy is Bono
Padres org would actually seppuku the season if they lost this one
who the fuck is this gervase dude?
All Doyerpacos and Poodrepacos are watching Mexico vs England.
Why do non-Red Sox fans even watch baseball?
throw strikes, you lanklet shitter
>>156333197came over last season with Rortvedt from TB. depth arm they didn't have room for. brings a different look than the arms the Dodgers mostly try to hoard.
Is Miller coming up next?
LApacos are in trouble tn...
Name the greatest all star snub, I’ll start:
>>156333956probably Evan Phillips
Mini Pujols just BOMBED one
>it was the red sox are sellers at the deadlinekek the american league actually thought
just took a solid shit of completely digested food for the first time in a month. I'm back, baby.
Good job avoiding the sweep Padres, cya in September
Okay this soccer game is somewhat entertaining.
>Morejon pitched 2 inningsWith Adam out they’re gonna abuse him and get him hurt. They might not have a bullpen outside of Miller in a month or two
gg poodrepacos see you in September
gg poodres
>>156334726uh oh stinky saurez just blew out his knee LMAO
Whens the parade?
Can’t lose them all, oh well.
>>156336380bite the bullet and cycle through cheap 4A tier arms to try and keep the real arms fresher.
>it was the red sux have a monster rotationsaurez to the injured list KEK
we finally broke the losing streak. fucking cubgers ez
>>156336718you're not the Mets
>Suarez injuredContreras or Gray still might have a chance to be unsnubbed of the ASG
>>156336955>cuntrerasabout to serve a 7 game suspension for being a wuss, no shot.>cummy gaydudes like 46, he needs the day off
>>156336284Based /poop/chad!
Joe Poop?
>>156337211Only 1 team has lost as many games in the regular season and gone on to win the world series…
>>156338669
>>156338979ya the next one is gonna be the yankees after the dodgers get eliminated by milwaukee
Thanks for Gentleman sweeping us, see you next time Doyers. Not our year, maybe in 2028-2030 we'll be better, hopefully. For now, corruption and trouble in Chadres organization, someone needs to be fired, now.
>>156337415Contreras is a modern day Rosa Parks. He should be an all star.
>>156340667shut up
dodgerbros our national team is eliminated
dodgers were just eliminated from the world cup
doyerpacos with 2 devastating Ls today.
>>156341370there were always only a few teams with a realistic shot of winning it all
it was hated anglos too lol
Bbnmmnm
>>156341721like my americans
>>156342025winning one more match would be a huge accomplishment
>>156341117The Red Sox are winning the pennant and he[Contreras] is the MVP, that’s enough,
Doyerbros…Padrebros…We spiritually lost today…Hold me…
oh no no no pocho sistersAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
The whole NL West is reeling.
All right let’s check the Dodgers head to head record against the Red Sox in the world series, SURELY right?
>>156343222no one knows who the Red Sox are
>>156342486it's nice to be optimistic but bello is back in the rotation next week
>>156343222>>156343743You mean the Popesox? I never heard of no Red Sox.
whoever it is that keeps uploading trans into the straight category just stop
Kane’s
>>156344763my bad...
>>156344763never
>>156343920I hope the cartel finds your ass
>>156344763keep it clean this is a Christian genny
>>156345881it is absolutely not
Could anyone hit a pitcher with a 101 mph slider, changeup, splitter, fastball, and funny arm slot?
>>156346093yeah i'll hit him with a bat
>>156345881>>156345985feels like it's been a while since I've seen a subsect claim 4chan as their own
>>156346093Yes, the namefag will curse him.
>>156344763Is it weird that I'm straight but I love watching Daisy Taylor get fucked?
>>156345881Yep. You did at least read a few chapters of the Holy Bible (KJV) today, right /mlb/?
>>156346392Literacy is a sin.
>>156346392I made far more productive use of my time by looking for something to fap to
>>156346392No but I jacked off (to completion) to Jayden Jaymes getting gangbanged. Does that count?
there is no baseball on
>>156346093That’s literally Paul Skenes
>>156346572Fact check: false.
>>156346642>>156343743
>>156346642are you hamspie
>>156346392I commune with the universe for a full 5 to 10 minutes every morning when I wake up. Dogmatic intermediaries will never be a part of that.
>>156346771hamspie and pigspie left at the same time
>>156346771No, just a band.
>>156347282>just a bandus too
>>156347606do you guys do "take me out to da ballgame"?
>>156347679nope. just darude - sandstorm
>>156347716lel
>>1563476065 GHz?
>>156347798i used to have that modem on the left
>>156347798this is a ham radio genny
>>156347956>radioIs that like a VCR?
ZACH FUCKING NETO
how did seattle blow a 2-0 alcs lead?
>>156348211Jays were good.
>>156348195Chapman is becoming highly volatile again, I feel bad for anyone who thinks he’s going to be a good player down the stretch and into October.
>>156348211They blew a 3-1 lead in game 7 to a geriatric George Springer too.
>>156348271he'd be a nice addition to a good pen if he doesn't have to be the closer
Why the fuck didnt siri try throwing them out on that sac flyCould've been a tie game
Well that's back to back sweeps against my dog shit Halos.GG Red Sox.
what now
>>156348371Yeah but I’m more interested in the Braves backend bullpen being full of absolute savages. Imagine Chapman joining that crew.Dylan Lee 1.60 ERARaises Iglesias 1.53 ERARobert Saurez 0.56 ERA
>>156348400This season has been really rough for Mrs. Hathaway.
>>156348457Remember that the Blue Jays were 2 outs away and then proceeded to give up a home run to “Miguel Rojas”
>>156348086bingo
>yankeefag havin a seethe again
did anyone see the pitching probables for tomorrow... who tf is this guy throwing for the yankees?
>>156348509It's been rough. It's genuinely a struggle to even turn on the games anymore.
>>156348863
>cheering for Mexico >They loose
>>156349277kek, it's bean-o!
>>156349277get em trev
gn
>>156349277kek! it's kina!
>>156349487gay niggers to you as well!
>>156349487gay niggers lad!
>>156349154Every game is mildly upsetting. It's like when you get food and they fuck up your order.
>>156349351lel...kek!
o i got the keks!
>white sox >in 1st place>5 games over .500>+26 run differential >1 allstarWhat went wrong?
>>156350486
kek cum shitter
>>156350608Is an allstar. Get BTFO
>>156350486Murakami got injured.
>>156350608dial8
what happened to cal raleigh?
>>156350952not worried about cal raleigh, he can turn it on when needed the mostt. yankees fan
>>156350952turning into shane gillis buck broke him
>>156351409You don’t get it, he’s a power hitter. Look at his postseason stats anyway. Nerds like you are why the Mariners are closer to the first world series ring and the brewers are decades behind.
>>156351716retards still rage baiting lol
>>156338979still not convinced they weren't cheating
>>156350486jays have an all star at every positionthey are 10 games under .500
>>156352552Your mom is an all star at every position
Umpbros…. this ABS horseshit is forcing some of our GOATs into retirement at the end of the year. How do we cope? How do we make MLB pay for questioning our authority?
>>156353016I don't know the details of their buyout but it's probably cushy. The pitching clock also destroyed a lot of pitchers who couldn't handle it.
>>156350952Unironically he was playing well above his station last season and this is regression back to the mean. The regression is hitting much harder just because he was so outstanding last year.also WBC broke him kek
>>156350952shoulda shook randy's hand, now some mexican's abuela has a hex placed on him
>>156353082>the pitch clock also destroyed a lot of pitchers that couldn’t handle itDon’t get it twisted, it still is and will pretty much forever be. TJ is no longer a what-if but a ticking clock of when you will miss 1.5-2 years and potentially never being the same.
>>156353665
>page 7
>page 5
>>156354240>>156354509>15 mins between>back on page 5 again
>>156355162
>stankees are already 1 game below .500(already counting the fact that they will get swept by the Rays, Nats and Dodgers)
>>156355162I still don't understand wins above replacement.
>>156356139I thought about trying to explain it, but just ask grok to explain it to you like you have an IQ of 70
>>156356364Life must be so peaceful at 70 IQ. No overthinking no spiraling no turning a baseball stat into a 3 hour existential crisis. Just "big number good small number bad"
>>156356809"random guy" is a poor choice of wording in the explanation because that extends to everyone that doesn't even play the game.
Hey guys, do the Yankee fans have any comment on the Astros being JUST two games under .500? They've been awfully silent on this matter lately.
>>156356977Yeah grok is stupid as fuck. >>156356139You know those "quad A" guys who are good in Triple A but never really pan out in the majors? Guys who basically exist to fill up rosters in the minors and occasionally get called up for an injury or something. WAR is measuring how much better a player is than those guys.
>>156355162See, the difference is uh… is uh…
>catalog is literally full of seethe because Balogun gets to play soccer todayholy kek they are absolutely seething
Engage in more baseball activities, anon.
>>156359101woodberry, king arthur, etc
>>156353016The fact that Bucknor and Fletcher have the most ABS overturns probably has nothing to do with it.Bucknor, Diaz and Barksdale have been festering pimples on this sport for years. Thank you, ABS, for finally forcing them out.
>>156359101Wonder how saggy and cottage cheesy that ass looks without the shapewear.
The Lord has blessed us with another day of baseball.
some call him Good, other call him God
>>156359498women will literally inject silicone into their bodies to fake a good appearance, this is nothing
I call him nigger
I'm onna bus headed for work
NOBODY HOTTERTHAN CHASE DELAUTER
>>156359697Aha I do picrel and I make $105K/yr!
gm
>>156359101>>156359275kek Woodberry so true
>>156361095gay mets to you too
coomer on the grid!
our "ace" may be our worst pitcher
Are the Yankees entertaining trade offers for Jizz?
>>156361095Fuck you
>2 errors into a first pitch homerun to tie the gamesomeone's seethed at their infield instead of coping
gm mariners nation
Louis Sockalexis of the Cleveland Spiders was the first person of Native American ancestry to play in Major League Baseball.The Cleveland Indians signed the first black player (Larry Doby) and first black pitcher (Satchel Paige) in the American League.Doby's number was retired in Cleveland 3 years before the league retired Jackie Robinson's number. With Cleveland, Paige would become the first Negro League player to pitch in the World Series.Later, the team was forced to change its name again, because of racism.
>>156362179Gm fren of pnw from Maryawoo
>>156362715I find it hilarious yesterday during Cleveland's game they tried to bring up their history as a team and I'm sitting there thinking "guardians" have only been around six years what history in playoffs?
>>156362179I SAW WATER!!
ballgame!
>>156364547mr. trump, tear down this wall!
Another 1-run loss for the Guardians. Should've lost by more, but the White Sox defense was bad.
>>156365484Both teams' seasons have been defined by 1-run games this year. Both teams have played 30+ such games. Arizona is the only other team with that many. Should be a fun divisional race.
>no baseball for 2 more hoursThere needs to be a 9am game every day, there are plenty of east coast teams for one of them to play at "noon" on a weekday.
https://x.com/snytv/status/2074126398881407322?s=46>Still, some within the Mets front office still believe Baty will emerge as a lineup staple, which means they will not part with him for nothing.Holy shit fuck you Stearns
baseball players for this feel?
>>156365484It's almost fitting that the weekend series and overall season series so far has been so close like 4-3 white sox and all but 1, 1 run games. AL Central kino
>>156366676>bacon egg and cheese
>>156366553You unemployed niggas need to learn that Mondays are travel days.
>>156367089
>>156367089It’s man crush monday. I elect Cal Raleigh.
>>156367089BooWhy can't they just invent teleportation?
>talkin' yanks are saying Volpe (da next jeetah) is the worst player to ever get this many plate appearances. He has a .283 OBP in 1,800 plate appearances over 3 years.
>>156368190Idk what that means, that’s a lot of words. They should just say he’s bad if that’s what they think. I never got the whole “let’s make a point and justify it using very specific statistical data”
>>156368190KEK HOW? JUST DON'T SWING
>>156368338Tell us more about how Tony Gwynn used his batting average to win multiple world series titles while guys like Jorge Posada were rotting in baseball hell.
>>156368502I don't talk about national league players
>>156368466Well he’s clutch in october so how about you shut up.
>>156368190Anyway, here’s two Hall of Famers that played just as much as Volpe in their first three years and were even worse offensively
>>156368190I just posted a .249 OBP with 2677 PAs, and I hadn't even read this post
>>156368639Bow down.
Oh, the Mariners? Mariners have won 5 of 6
>>156368595They probably weren't really shitty at defense.
>>156368801How'd he do in the following series?
>>156368595Those are two defensive legends.
>>156368545>makes error against dodgers just like dodgers scouting report said he would
>>156369385Gilbert op nerf please D: - signed birb fren
the NL wild card race is very tight, probably the tightest it’s been
>>156370019It's too late, he has rediscovered Hitler's Pitch, no one can stop him now.
Cal who?
>>156360123Every day is a Holliday when Jackson is in the lineup.
>>156370501It's Jaxyna
>>156370501He looks like Warwick Davis' normal-sized son
>>156369579>>156369646>>156369757>>156369939KWAB
Volpe is exactly who he’s supposed to be in October. At minimum Jeremy Peña, at his ceiling Carlos Correa. Why does this make niggas seethe? He’s having a better year than Francisco Lindor and Mookie Betts as well.
>>156371379now post the webm of volpiss costing the shitkees a world series
>>156371960kek he’s the only reason they won à game you can’t be this dumb.
vopledos stick together
>[player name]piss>shit[team name]>cum[player name]do toddlers really spend years at a time spamming this nonesense?
>>156372092Fuck you shitman pissboy cumass!
Guys guys check this one out>cum shitter
Look, I’m just really impressed with my diaper anrt and feel like you guys should know about my bodily fluid mosaic.
>>156372171you’re 5 years old
>>156372054>you can’t be this dumbim not the one comparing anthony volpe to ozzie smith
>>156372171HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK CUM SHITTER LIKE HE SHITS CUM HAHAHHAHAHAHHA MY SIDES
>Philthies
what can be done about the trea turner problem
former NL Cy Young hopeful Chris Sanchez
>>156370895If he's even 1% as good as his father he's heading to Hof :3! Can't wait
>>156371238Volpe must have at least a ring or two in that case.
>>156372754>>156372171He's an all-star.
>Be Philthies>RISP
there are 2 types of /mlb/ postersthose that call him Giancarlo Stanton and those that call him....
Jizz Jizzum
both of these countries are just european mexico.
John Carl O.
https://x.com/i/status/2074145550308380889>SNY's Chelsea Janes on trading struggling young players like Brett Baty, Mark Vientos, and Ronny Mauricio>they are tradable>multiple people with rival organizations said Mauricio’s name was brought up in trade discussions as recently as earlier this season.>some within the Mets front office still believe Baty will emerge as a lineup staple, which means they will not part with him for nothing.>Mauricio still hasn’t gotten enough major league playing time to render a final verdict. He could certainly entice another team to take a chance.>Vientos has been the most confounding member of that trio. Maybe a change of scenery could help him if someone is willing to take the chance."
>>156373664Are you talking about faggot Mike?
homosexual michael
>philthadelphia philthies
Most Padres thing ever would for them to sweep the Dbacks, get within "wildcard* range and miss the playoffs by one game while selling salas for like Skubal or Yordan.
sanchez getting gaped harder than paul skenes by the lowly roylels
>>156377896You victory lap every time this happens and you’re wrong.
sanchezs cy young bid just went up in smoke in 4 innings
Phillies gonna be out of the playoff picture before the all star break lol
Ok let’s check on the Dodgers aging roster
>>156378190no one cares about your google AI summaries
>>156378378Kind of like Aonishiki's Yokozuna promotion went up in flames a few months ago.
it's not too late for sanchez to transition and be a dominant WNBA player
>schwarber chimping outthrow that nigger OUTTA HERE
>>156381502I was making a coffee and saw him walking back to the clubhouse, what happened?just arguing balls/strikes?
>>156382228He's playing through lowerback tightness which ruins his swing and makes him short tempered.
>>156382885Well then maybe he should loosen up his lower back.What a prick. Fuckin' sick of this shit.
>cutternot real
My new [spoiler]banana[/spoiler] ball wife
Those damn devil rays..!
big gape in kansas city
oh dear
>>156385215yep philthies getting their assholes rearranged!!
>>156317118Pirates on a two game winning streak
Problem, Philly?
>>156385215>Well yeah, KC has been awful and Philly has Schwarbino and Harp-OH MY WORD
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