Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 3Granollers - Les Angles195.9kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/startlistGC after stage 2:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-2-gcRoadbook:https://www.xoo-cycling.ch/download/roadbooks/roadbook_tour-de-france_2026.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-3/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD1 / RTBF / VRT / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / RTV Slo / SRG-SSR12:00 CETPrevious thread:>>156277592
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Sibiu Cycling Tour (2.1)Stage 3Sibiu - Bâlea Lac157.4kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/sibiu-cycling-tour/2026/startlistGC after stage 2:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/sibiu-cycling-tour/2026/stage-2-gcRoadbook:https://ciclism.sibiu.ro/pdf/Brosura%20TCS%202026.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/sibiu-cycling-tour/2026/stage-3/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDwIlNyPzBc11:45 CET
comicale
>>156349765Good guy Visma and Netcompany.
>>156349693pogacar?
>>156351708The devil himself
>>156350356could've ended bad for him if they indeed helped him
del toro for yellow jersey today? you just know vingegaard is not going to chase him, staying in pogi's wheel instead.
>>156349745Transfagarasan today
>>156353366at this point I think that the fish sees del Toro as a potential problem, I doubt he'd let him take too much time
>>156353493jorgenson will have to pull for vingegaard, but i don't think he's strong enough.
ciclismo
Rog will ride another season, but not for Bora. not clear what team will sign him.
>>156355115Modern Adventure Cycling
>pay for bike fitting>go for a ride with wife's dad (ex Australian track cycling Olympian)>not 1 second in, says my seat is too low>we're the same height, tries my bike, hops off and tells me he can't ride it at this height>increase seat height by about an inch>suddenly +2-4 km an hour>beat all my previous PRs easilyOld man wisdom is amazing.Thanks for reading my blog.
>>156355115If history were to repeat itself, NSN.
>>156355293kek, perfect
Start the stage before I piss meself
lmao at Kwabsia and her loser husband soft launching a podcast
im reading some shit about forrest fires affecting the route, or is it just tv2 sperging out again
Looks like were getting some absolute kino shots today
>>156353460I drove this road a couple years ago and encountered bears on 3 separate occasionsCan we expect any mauling action
>>156355819Rolling for the slovenian dopeur demon getting mauled
>>156356090Bears in France have Slovene admixture, look it up. They won't attack their compatriot.
>no spectatorscringe. it's literally not a sport without spectators.
>>156353624She's so cute.
>>156349693Look at me, I'm watching a bicycle race LIVE on the television
4000 elevation will be underestimated today mark my words. some niggas gonna break
>>156356152Correct, but this was taken in Romania anyway, I was referring to the Sibiu Cycling Tour
How do you explain this?
>>156356182>
>>156356351why cant he just use his explosive diarea as a propellent
>>156356351Favourite pic of the tour so far
De Lie should just abandon
>Saint-Félix de Sant FeliuWe WILL frenchify your church names
FIRST CRASH OF THE DAY
CHUTE BRUTALE
fuck is happening
>wears 13 upside down>still has terrible luck
Armirail just decided he just doesnt cycling
Pogacar almost crashed
Hey Berts I just got home. Ready for another stage.
pogi and evenepoel in first part of peloton
>Fads Feedersenthen you know the group wont make it
Wildfire status?
>me watching the Tour for the first time in agesLove it.
>>156356173How you feeling buddy? One one hand Del Burrito won the stage yesterday as meaningless as it was, and on the other hand mehico got arseblasted despite paying(threatening) the ref, fans waking up the England team and the players constantly diving. Trying to gauge the level of mexican morale.
>uitdiebroek!
>>156356899No spectators in the last 40km but stage intact
>>156356931
>>156356899The fire rises
>>156357003i was thinking about posting this
>>156356940KWAB. He is pathetic.
Grug trying to win a mountain breakaway stage for the 948th time
Armirail?More like Knee-in-rail
>jorgensen not working for vingegaard
>>156357122He is pull-baiting UAE
This could be complete carnage for the fat fucks if the break doesn't go soon.
Is it Uijtdebroeksover?
>>156357179it never began
AQUA!
This nervous with 3500vm to go is just wrong
>>156355251Always listen to the old man. Experience > science
>>156357316Its actually very right. Let the bodies hit the floor
>de lie +5:50Mate just get of the bike
>>156357527He just needs to make it to the next kermesse. Then he will power up.
>>156357527What is the story, why do they force him to ride? Or does he want to himself?
Why isn't Pogi letting a breakaway group go?
>>1563575277 mins now. What is going on?
>>156357701Because he is God complexmaxxing, he decides every detail of every course nowm including winners and breakaways
>>156357679It's a cyclomasochism thing
>>156357679He has some stomache issues so it will be over in a day or two but its going to be hard for him atm
>>156357701Apparently it's Tim Wellens who calls out when to chase and who to let go. Pog has no say about break formation.
>>156357782he's just fat
>>156357701UAE isn't letting Visma go and the other teams are all fighting among each other to get in the breakaway.
>>156357782>stomache issuesliquid poo poo
>>156357701A radio message UAE broadcast to its riders, and was played on TV was that certain teams are today to be chased down and certain ones are not.
>>156357894>certain teams are today to be chased downwhich ones?
>free catalonia
FREE CATALONIA
>>156357912"the teams that we agreed on in the meeting"
>>156357912They know what they did
>>156357912Message did not say. Just a reminder that the list was discussed in the meeting prior to the stage.
>>156357967Most of all Dicknic PooNL
>you are literally one bad pastrami sandwich away from fucking up an entire year's worth of training
webm of the chute?
i'm watching the tour. i love stages without spectators because they just get in the way. and it's way cooler when you can just see the climb & landscape in all its glory
>>156358021Hope we get some wild fire shots
>>156358021go watch the women then
>>156358200*wildfire
>>156358204hahahahahahahahaha
plapp plapp plapp plapp plapp plapp plapp
>>156358021Imagine being THIS soulless
mads p.
Now the break is too big.Doomed before it it even properly goes.
Alex Baudin is gonna do a Thomas Voeckler but he is actually gonna finish it.
>De Lie 10'00"
waar poeleke eh
I've seen enough. /Aranburu/ wins.
ineos tires not having a good tour so far
Arnaud De Shitter
>>156358683Worst thing about this is that Veistroffer might OTL alongside him.
this wasn't a de lie stage anyway. just finish safely in the grupetto and recover. your time will come king
it's bernalover
>>156357945
Fred Wright is a bit of a soft lad needs to stop being a cringe bitch. Reflects on his riding too, always does too much work.
i miss him so much
Ayuso having a friendly chat with the UAE team car.
Ayuso forgot that he's not riding for UAE anymore
>>156358933Real shame he spent most of his peak waiting for sprints rather than being attacking, he would have won a lot more.
world champion spotted
>super busy week>couldn't watch day 1 & 2what did I miss?Also, no YT this time around?
Whys Torito using the V5RS and not the Y1?
>>156359263you missed that pog won this tour, you can skip the rest
>>156359263just watch the short recaps, but honestly you didn't miss much rice Czechia.
>>156359263Seixas almost had his tour ended by the jury car
>>156359263UAE excellence: >>156349765
>>156349745riders are approaching the final rampa. time to tune in.
>>156356931Kinda bummed out because it really felt like we could win. Unfortunately a couple mistakes were deadly and we couldn't come back. It's not so bad though, I really like your team and am rooting for you guys to bring it home. >>156356981It's just a game, why the mexiniggers gotta be this mad.
>>156359267The aero meme is finally crumbling, today Pedersen also chose the light options. Torito also used the v4 in Tirreno Adriatico
Zimmerbert
MILLIONS of veloteams suffering because Veistroffer is forced to slave for this fraudelent stier
>>156359706barely hanging in there in the fight for his hair
Just let it go bruh it's over
trein just chilling on that bridge
>rowing on a mountainNot so sure about that
>>156359999Oslo emergency room treated 2 rowing-related injuries last night.Dangerous stuff.
>>156360116cute
>kiddo in picnic kitngmi
>>156359263Dopo used V5 yesterday too
>>156360116heh cute, look at him go
what is De Lie up to bros
>>156360291let's hope his momma isn't there too
Based Pog for wanting to win. Jonas is such a kwab desu. Giving away the jersey is a loser mentality
What goes on here in souf netherlands? Small towns entirely surrounded by greenhouses. This seems extremely hellish. One of the strangest places I've seen.
>>156360558>we got Alpe d'Huez at home
>>156360608don't check west of Almeria if you think this is hellish
Will de Lie make the time cut? He's already 14 minutes down the road lol
>>156360608Have a gander at El Ejido in southern Spain
Wowed Poels in the same lead group as Finn. when he became pro Finn wasn't even in school
>>156360608famous dutch tomatoes
>>156360675He’ll make it but he should throw in the towel.
>>156360608Most efficient agriculture in the world. No wonder the EU wants to shut it all down and make apartment blocks instead.
>>156360674oh and the most extreme example of this is in Shandong, west of Weifang
>>156360608The whole west-side of the Netherlands is blotted out by greenhouses. When you fly over it at night the whole area has that greenhouselight glow
>>156360746>and make apartment blocks instead.Migrants lives matter chud
>>156360674the world famous Mar de plastico
>>156360793They're all african and nafri. Should just house them in the greenhouses so they get the temperatures they are used to.
>fake horse noisesif Sibiu were an ASO race we would hear fake bear noises
>>156360674>>156360682I never realised how vast this was, I know the main patch but they go on either sides. This cannot be fun to live around.>>156360790>>156360746>>156360719>these facilities produce high yields—producing up to 10 times more food per acre while using 90% less water than traditional farmingWhy does every single nation not have this? That is incredible assuming it's not grown freakishly fast devoid of nutrients. Fascinating system. I want one near me.
>>156360808tasteless so would fit right in
>>156360463>+1 W/kg
>>156360758
>>156360682holy shit
Gregoire in difficulties
>>156360948>Get tested after the race. Insane levels of adrenaline. Get banned.
O'Coomer ded
>day three>everyone dying already
big Kev in difficulty
french fraudulence in action
>>156361127total heatlet death
De Lie may OTL oday
>>156360867>Why does every single nation not have this?Because other countries either have so much arable land they don't need to. Or farmer get enough subsidies for continuing low-yield production that they don't want to invest in better production facilities.
can someone do a tldr for me berts? Wtf is happening? I got distracted by the red card
>>156361214visma want to give away yellow, uae don't want to go along and want another stage win. that's it.
finnwinslmaono decency
impressive victory by Finn
Finn wins. this is elderly abuse
>>156361305top 10
>>156360291what a thrill ride
>>156361421disappointing result for UAE
>>156361442that's really funny
>>156361442someone should do a run as a suicide bomber
>>156361525would have been fun +20 years ago boomer
imagine lmfao.you could win the tour on such a stage alone
jonas did the thing. I haven't looked at his handlebar, I guess he has a sticker on it again
imagine the salt on their faces
>>156361725I'm still so salty that they removed WC in ttt :(
PooAU already on it. Wonder if it's the burrito in yellow larp, especially after mexico got raped in their back yard yesterday.
what's the time cut today?
what kind of fucking jobber who break is this
>>156361725If your team is made up of skelly climbers and bidon carriers you risk losing big. Can you end up "hors délai" in a TT stage ?
>>156360981what do they eat?
tour de FRANCE begins now
>>156362063BAUDIN and PRODHOMME are good runners
>>156362077It's over before it even began.
BOOBA
tig ol' bitties
lewd
based delacroix
>>156362055Hard stage like this will be around 40+min so the Lie should be fine
Jonas being super skinny is going to suit this weather, whereas skinny fat slav demon is going to be panting like a dog.
>>156362234yeah, that's why his team is slaving away at the front on a stage where there will be no gaps
This the last day in spain or tomorrow too? They need to leave spain asap this shit is kinda souless
>>156362327see>>156362077
>>156362327>They need to leave spainthey just did
>>156362327they're already in France
>>156362313They're riding defensively so Visma don't up the tempo. poogacar is going to crack if Visma turn it on.
>>156362327anon they just left Spain please pay attention
shart status?
>>156362385Pooped
While much rarer, nature can spark devastating fires, primarily through:>Lightning: Particularly long-lasting "hot lightning" strikes that hit dry ground and ignite tinder.>Spontaneous combustion: In rare cases, organic material like compost or heavy brush can ferment and generate enough heat to ignite on its own.>Volcanic eruptions: Lava and falling embers can instantly catch forests on fire.>Sparks from rockfalls: Rocks tumbling down mountainsides can strike each other, producing a sparkRocks creating forest fires is a kino thought
>>156362385>that one make-a-wish kid they allow in the race for charity every year
>>156362438
UAE burning through hjaelpers
>>156362327
>>156362543That is a boring wild fire cause. Natural wild fires are way cooler. All it takes is a piece of glass which is probably very common. The idea of a rock causing sparks or fermented vegetation baking is way cooler. Apparently much of the amazon was because humans created forest fires which added carbon to the soil and that carbon held more nutrients because it's molecular structure. Some of those pygmy tribes must have been pretty smart and innovative.
>>156362639Make fire to cook. Plant sprouts in the ashes. Ohwow.jpgObaloba did this (impress female). Ok do it again liar. Oh shit it actually works well
some slop for the finishwhy are they not giving the kersey to Baudin?
home and turning on ciclismosurely today we will have an epic breakaway stage
>>156362777UAE wants another win
>>156362438We have a plant that can combust on its own
>>156362777> not putting the sauce first and pasta on topThis simple trick will change your life
>>156362578not necessarily a bad thing to use them upthere's stage 6 but then there is fuck all to do until stage 14, give the yellow jersey to some random breakaway rider and chill in the peloton
horse is an athlete
>>156349765>full_kit_wanker.MP4
>>156362742Then they just burn down the entire forest and plant fruit trees and bushes. Grugao must have had a fairly big civilisation. Terraformed a massive unforgiving environment to make it a massive pantry. Highly impressive.
>>156362823>not mixing the sauce and pasta in the panThis simple trick will change your life
De Lie may unironically lose 40 minutes. he's alone now
>>156362898
>>156362898a grave transgression against Italian traditions
>>156362866You know this technique was done everywhere in the world spontaneously right? Like many jumps in human civilization. Theres not just 1 guy that changed the world
at least they free Veistroffer
>>156362812>Essential Oils: The leaves of the cistus plant are heavily coated in aromatic resins. These oils are highly combustible, which causes the plant to burn rapidly and intensely during wildfires.>Fire Dependence (Pyrophyte): This flammability acts as an evolutionary survival tactic. The intense heat from the fires clears out surrounding vegetation, reducing competition for sunlight and resources.>Seed Germination: The plant produces hard-coated seeds with high thermal resistance. After the fire has passed, the smoke and heat help break the seed dormancy, triggering a new generation of Cistus plants to thrive in the cleared area.Wild fires might be one of the coolest things on earth. Incredible. Wild fires must be quite common for plant species to be able to adapt and evolve.
>>156362898This doesnt work because I want a lot of sauce and my wife only a little
>>156362983There exist seeds that only sprout if there was a wildfire. So yes
what the fuck are you doing, man
how did blud get on that jesus christ statue and shouldn't he be arrested for that
jesus wept as the French revolution nationalized all the convents and churches
> Simmons' bike
>>156363035They didn't zoom out to show how high up he was, but there were more spires in the bottom of the image
>>156363035Blasphemy!
>>156363035Even Jalabert disapproves lel
yes yes well done but you'll never be as cool as these guys
>>156362939huh?this is literally what they do in Italy what are you on about rusbert
>>156363060the lastest drek
break ain't gonna make it
>>156363130ban radios
>this commentator who keeps saying flipping heck
Remckings today is the day
So attack when?
Prodhomme in difficulty
good thing there aren't any supporters with those terrible wildfires
>>156363176its gonna be a uphill sprint, no one will attack before the last 1km
Baudin alone now
They should make the tour 6 weeks long so that Vingegaard can win it again
camon Baudin push some fackin watts
go on, brother
>>156363234All these skelly's would be dead from starvation by then
>first it was torrential rains>then it was ungodly heat>now it's bullshit headwind galesI'm tired, lads.>>156355251An inch?! What the frick?!>>156359364Who's the feller that did get run over?>>156361525>>156361697WADA inspector then (or was it already done?)?
>>156362939
got pois at least
>>156363318ChrisFroomechasedbygianinhaler.jpg
>>156363349
>Tiesj "moonbeliever" Benoot
c'est fini
Why is Riccitello in the gruppetto and not with Seixas, did he chute or something?
+36min de Lie might actually fail the time limit
>>156363556Nevermind I'm retarded, I forgot that you have to click "view more events"
Jonas looses the yellow today and never gets to wear it again
>>156363556he's shit
>>156363570Don't worry. The Belgian king will make a call to the UCI
he should be combatif today
>>156363610Without Wout they might not even get a win anymore
Consider this:Remco attcks, pogi wants to let fishboi do the work but he keeps wheelsucking. Remco slows down so toro can come from behind
He's not going to make it, the gap is too small with still 11.5km to go
>>156363637Just catch him you masochists
nice ride, Alex
>>156363667And then Ayuso wins
>>156363667they may let mcnulty win one so he has a stage from every GT
Watching the coverage on the BBc’s Welsh language channel since it’s the only way to watch free in my country
>>156363667yearly reminderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljiufQjgous
>>156363750van eetvelt pissing in the back
>>156363777lake of the mate (male)
>>156363762UAE is gonna find a way to give every rider on the team a win this Tour
>>156363785How do they say "attaque de Quintana" in Welsh ?
>>156363785is the braphog commentating? she's a native speaker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJCv5Hmz0vg
>De Lie>40:00+
you can see de lie losing 1 second per second in real time when you pay attention to the time chart on top.
>>156363785huh I have this channel
Go Remco Evenepoel
Rider faster, i have to get started on dinner.
VPP lachee
>>156364115
Easy vingegod win. He was merely pretending to be beaten yesterday
>>156364126>Time limit should be around 45-47'
>>156364139Hvad skal vi have til aftensmad?
Vacek lachee
>>156363957One of the commentators sounds Dutch and I swear he’s speaking Dutch
Pogchamp
>>156364184Karbonader
>>156363785oh really? didn't know that >>156364088do they still show it on TG4 with the Irish commentary?
Tiberi lachee
>>156364235yeah I watch in Irish when Kirby is not on
why is his name sex ass
So they banned the fans... but not completely. Welcome in France.
REMCO
CAM ON POPO
toro strong af holy
>>156364235Not every stage apparently, only found out today through a speculative Google
>Day 3>Tour over
lmao tour over (fuck this gay shit)
Pogwinslol
POGOATCAR
>Jona2
Wow. Shocking winner.
cya in the douches
This shit is already over
>>156363957But yes I heard her name
Grande Pog
Pogi Pogi Pogi
lol so easy
Yeap, Tour is over. What will happen next your bros?
See you next year
This young rider is promising.
Pogacar winsVingegaard saves his yellow jersey
wtf is Jonas looking after every sprint?
Jonasbros.............. this was supposed to be /ouryear/......
all the pundit saying this was a breakaway stagethey never learn
tick tock Cavendish
Wtf was that last pushWhat is he on
Pog now has 22 wins. Like Darrigade and Armstrong
Just effortless. Completely ruined this sport. Boring as fuck.
>>156364350Another wheel to suck
Vingegaard already giving up. Pathetic.
> Pogačar Tadej (UAE Team Emirates - XRG) is the new leader in the general classification.
grande dopeurthe destroyer of ciclismothe great satan
>>156364350His past
>>156364380High on pure Urška Love
I changed Carapaz who always delivered to Jorgensen, i brought this upon me
>>156364417But enough about fishboy.
barely beating 57kg Jonas in a uphill sprintPog will get destroyed in the big mountains
>>156364395*Like Armstrong had.
top 10
>German reporter on location seething about Trump
>>156364423Whilst she's up to her guts in BBC back in the hotel, he wants to get back ASAP so he can sit on the chair in the corner of the room.
Pog in yellow
>>156364464GC>>156364349nope
>>156364439Sure faggotFish looked cooked at the finish he looking around for help evenPogi is much stronger just like last year
Just wait until we get to the Vingegaard stages
Really need a longer climb to draw conclusions but Seixas was matching Jonas
>>156364435dont you have a England game to prepare forget the fuck out Fjeldabe
>>156364471why lol
>>156364464>5thNice. The schedule is holding.
>>156364464I cant tell what is worse, the hair or the photoshopped medal
>>156364464Smug shit eating grin
>won a stage on 7 consecutive TdFsHas this ever been done before?
>>156364488he needs to be stronger than last year to even have a chance
>>156364494Yeah but the fish is washedHe never recovered from his injury and last two years humiliationHe'll go third and then fifth place in the next years
>>156364497Because of the Infantino call kek
>>156364471are you watching ARD Lügenpresse again, youll never learn Anon
>>156364464Lipo ahead of Remco
>>156364487The picture on the right won't change for the rest of the tour.
>>156364496I love you too.>>156364519Armstrong probably. Merckx probably. The usual suspects.
Pog looking fresh as daisies again.
>>156364526Yeah right against washed fish with Giro in his legs lmao
Still holding out hope that it'll be less that 3 minutes on GC by the end and maybe there's a few close stages at least. Jonas isn't as muscular and definitely not as punch as his wins. If he's got something for the mountains as a trade off we'll all be grateful.
What's the meaning behind Pogi's gay hair dye?
>>156364514The color bleed from the green screen. The keying is so bad
>>156364575Oh yeah Armstrong. But not Merckx
>>156364634>vismoid_tears.gif
well Tour is over unless Pogi takes a dive off a mountain side
>>156364624He's a Lou Reed fan.
My name is JonasI’m following the wheel
>>156364681Fuck off and take your amateur rider with you then
>>156364707jej
Moral victory for vingegaard not having to burn matches doing yellow jersey interviews
>>156364624Its to celebrate his gay love with Del Torro
lol
Led KOMLed notingLeads GC and Points.
Second place is still interesting with torito fish remco and sexy
>>156364624He's is paying respect to the Festina Affair.
>>156364707Watching this wheel sucking cuck get crushed by Pogi will never stop being satisfying
>>156364681Our resident lesbian could give him crabs
>>156364713impressive shit talking from someone whos best rider is Remco's bottle bitch
>>156364721Lmao look at fish wobblingThe guy is fucking beat and cooked at the tour start this year will be a humiliation never seen before
With Jonas Vingegaard reportedly down to 57kg this Tour vs 59-60kg at the Giro / last year the priority is clear. Visma believes the Tour is won in the last week on the long mountain stages. Last year he was way more explosive than anyone would’ve thought, and almost matched Pogacar on certain efforts. This year it’s back to what was working in 2022. A light non explosive Vingegaard is a bigger threat to Pogacar than a more explosive version
>>156364683That young Epstein anon..
>>156364783>CrabsNo one gets that anymore since everyone shaves their pubes.
>>156364788Wobble wobble cooked fish cook until crispy. Delicious tears.
>>156364811this edition barely has any really long climbs, a lot in the 40 min range which is perfect for the pogster
>>156364811Comparing shit coached Pogi to the Pogi of last two years? Based retard.
Seixas got beat by Cararatdeeply concerning
Vingegaard in Green tomorrow.
The only grand tour stage number Pogacar hasn't won are stage 1, 10 and 11.
doubting to keep watching this tour
>>156364835suck my dick tyskersvin
>>15636493710 might be possible
>>156365003imagine getting trolled by that, couldn't be me
>>156365039Bora gonna buy Lennert and remake the Movistar trident.
>>156364892Sexass is made for one day classics as he's way too tall for GT GC lasting 3 weeks. Tallpipo have slower recovery
Don't worry berts, the pog will feel the matches he burned in Strate anytime now.
>>156365327which chrome filter is that
>>156364624Kills all follicle data if it ever gets drug tested.
>>156365327And yet people still defend the demon
>>156364439>barely beating 57kg Jonas in a uphill sprint>Pog will get destroyed in the big mountainsholy cope, I hope you're right
>>156365373DarkReader I like it because you can make any website dark mode or give it a sepia tone
How does Visma LAB recover from this?
>>156365607Why use night stuff in the browser and not at the OS level?
>>156365690i don't know i just installed it to try it. i guess it's nice that you can configure it per website, because with some websites the plugins "dark mode" conflicts with the layout so then you can adjoost it
>>156365838Sure but don't you get your eyes blasted if you open files and other things than your browser?
>Arnaud De Lie DNFRest up and come back stronger king
did he make the time limit?
>>156365690not all websites support dark mode. ive used that extension for years, its great
>>156365928ubuntu nightlamp chud. i dont allow any light into my eyes as that would conflict with the darkness of my existance
>>156366491>ubuntu nightlamp chudLearn to read, I was asking why exactly why something like that wasnt used instead of a browser plugin. Ubuntu users are all retards by the way.
>>156363443what happened to guys like this?pogacar is 100000000000000000000000000000000000x more unbelievable but theres almost zero dope talk
>>156366647Because pog has cultivated that nice-guy persona since forever, and people are suckers for lel heckin wholesome.
>>156366568nightlamp doesnt make a page darkmode you moron
>>156366735Is it really that hard for you to understand what I asked? Or are just playing dumb for the fun of it?
>>156366647 Froome went from jobber to elite in his mid 20snot the same at all
>>156367030He's also ugly as sin on the bike, and ugly is evil.
>>156367030Roglic went from never haven ridden a bike to winning a GT 3 years laterFroome always made a lot of power, but he was fat.
Arnaud De Lie was forced to abandon the Tour de France during stage 3. Having suffered from an abdominal infection in the days leading up to the Grand Départ, and despite making steady progress in his recovery, the demands of today's stage, raced in scorching temperatures approaching 40°C, ultimately proved too much.After being dropped, De Lie did everything he could to stay in the race, supported for many kilometres by teammate Baptiste Veistroffer. The three Pyrenean climbs in the final part of the stage, combined with the extreme heat, made the challenge even tougher. To protect his health, the Belgian eventually stepped off his bike on the final climb of the day.Arnaud De Lie:"It's obviously a huge disappointment. I had worked for months to be ready for this Tour de France and I was dreaming of fighting for the sprint finishes. Unfortunately, this stomach infection weakened me a lot. I gave everything I had over the first two stages, but today I simply didn't have the legs to continue, especially in such extreme heat. I hung on in a small group behind Baptiste, but the succession of climbs in the final was just too demanding. I told Baptiste to go on so that he could make it back within the time limit. The only thing I can do now is focus on making a full recovery and come back stronger for the rest of the season."
>>156367157letting him ride was pure humiliation ritual
>>156367030Pogacars performances are on order of magnitude more blatant than anything ever seen in cycling. For a 140 lbs rider to ride away from blocks of meat like Ganna on flat stages like he is on a motorcycle in classics, and beat Lance Armstrongs times by 10% in GTs, with never ending form is just beyond ridiculousness to anyone who has followed cycling for more than a couple years, on a team with two DS that should've been banned from cycling for life 15 years ago. Yet we get crickets.
>>156367219besting times in endurance sports by like 2-3% becomes insanely sus, yet Pogacar is in the 10-12% better times...it's just complete nonsense.
>>156367219Don't forget that he was the best rider in the world by some margin, for them to go "oops we trained him wrong his whole life" and have him grow by 5-10% more.
>>156366854I'm turning that question around towards you
He's getting there
>>156367443I am very much going along for the shake of it. I stopped caring about the dark mode stuff some time ago. Seriously tho, why Ubuntu?
>>156367678Simple. It works well out of the box.
>>156367157Could they not just have brought a standin instead of letting him start?
>>156367219The media is cowardly and has tentatively addressed the 'claims' live on TNT a few times. Stepping on eggshells they explain "well, advancements in nutrition, training and bike technology has increased climb times". Naturally, but I don't think anyone has ever seen such a brutally dominant rider, much less one who can do it all season long. He could win everything if he wanted to but I suspect they're being somewhat cautious. Armstrong is correct when he says 'stay in your lane'. He's taking the piss and once people start waking up, getting bored and asking questions, UCI and WADA answer to public sentiment more than they do their own suspicions. The sports establishments are all in on protecting the image of the sport, therefore they're all in on protecting poogacar and UAE. They must dismiss any questions as people who 'don't believe'. French are getting sick of him, and the rest will follow. I do not think they'll get away with this in it's entirety, even if it's a similar deal to the British Cycling and Wiggins 'package' bollocks. Also hope poogacar dies.
>>156367766Among the "big" distros I found them the most unstable, with too many stale packages in their repo. Their shitty repackaging of all software introduces too many issues, and they keep picking up retarded projects only to drop them again a year or two after. Ontop of that their defaults are so bad that distros like Mint have huge success just shipping Ubuntu with sane defaults on top. Haven't tried it for years, so maybe my issues are outdated.
Vingegaard looking back was a clear singal he was fighting for 2nd place GC instead of trying to win.
Why does poogacar still do that performative bow when he wins? No one likes him except the media and retarded italian and spanish brainlets. Only a small portion of their fans like him, often the low class retard cattle. The bow is so retarded and cringe like everything else about his personality. Jonas is actually based because he means his celebration which is for Trine, no one else. He's entirely genuine.
Vingegaard interview with Danish media TV2:What are your thoughts after today’s stage?>“It turned out to be quite a hard stage, but I think we got through it well and defended ourselves well. Of course I lose the leader’s jersey, and that’s obviously a bit disappointing, but on a finish like this I think I can be quite satisfied with it.”>“We’re on the same time now, and that’s actually fine for us. We probably expected to be a little behind at this point, so it’s a good position for us,” says Jonas Vingegaard.Are you surprised by how hard the stage turned out to be today?>“Yes and no. I’m surprised that it ended up being the favourites who fought for the stage win today. We expected the breakaway to make it to the finish, but UAE wanted another victory, and they did a really good job of bringing back a very strong breakaway. They rode brilliantly.”How do you assess Pogačar’s strength compared to your own after these two stages?>“I think it’s difficult to judge. We’ve only raced on shorter climbs so far. Of course we did some longer climbs early in today’s stage, but that doesn’t really tell you much.”
>>156368263He was looking back to encourage a rider to come through in the hope to limit the time gap or have none at all. It's retarded but you see it sometimes. If 3 or 4 dudes come around then that's at least a second worth of space by the finish if you lack onto them.
>>156368045I don't know, I used to run debian and windows. But I came at a point in my life were my tech simply needs to work without headaches. And I went with ubuntu because I like gnome. It has worked flawlessly so far (2 years) apart from some bullshit with my bluetooth
>>156368362>We’ve only raced on shorter climbs so far. Of course we did some longer climbs early in today’s stage, but that doesn’t really tell you much.”trust the plan week 3 big climb bros. we got this
>>156368362ah you see I lose but ah it’s expected I didn’t lose as hard it’s not over until Paris ahh
>>156368479>I like gnomenice
>>156368362>We probably expected to be a little behind at this point, so it’s a good position for usI remember this cope after the first stages of the 2024 Tour
kwab
>>156368970At this point I think they should send the guy to a psychiatrist.
>>156368567Indeed.I have night lamp toggled for the bluelight, darkmode on the OS and browser obviously. And for sites that do not have dark-mode versions dark-reader extension takes over.If somehow any white manages to get through, I put a see-through curtain over it
>>156368970How are riders getting sick in 30°c+ weather? Are they sharing needless in the bedroom?
>>156369091Isn't blue light a nothingburger
>>156369128AC maybe. some people may get sick because of sudden dramatic temperature differences.
>>156369091sounds thorough! I actually stopped using night light and turned my screen brightness way down instead.
>>156369236No it's not. It slows down melatonin production so especially in the hours before you go to sleep it has a negative impact
>>156369371Still negligible compared to the blue light you get from the Sun
>>156369371Correct but I assume you aren't sitting in the sun before you go to bed.
>>156369469That's it poogi, why not unzip your jersey to show us your rainbow stripes? Don't worry about that gust...
>>156369617>>156369553
>>156369617Being in front of a screen before going to bed is bad for your sleep but that's not really because of the blue light
>>156368970volta fever
Let's get back to reality guys, there is nothing fishboy does better in a GC than this Pogacar. 3 weeks: Pogacar. Long climbs: Pogacar. You're still living in pre-2024. Now if there existed a 12% 20km climb, then the weight diff could get fishboy to maybe match him.
>>156371261>grand depart in Turkey with Babadag climb you now have my attention
>>156371365If a full leadout from the bottom and Pog attacks at km 7, he drops the fish and wins but with a relatively small gap. With both in peak form of course.
Fun fact: PCS gifts ChatGPT access to PCSPro.
>>156371802PCS codebase is so shit, that crawlers have no problem accessing the pro section through some backdoor.
>>156371802Based
Today no one helped PooAE. This must continue. Today it went to their plan but there was some ambition shown from numerous teams. That was a good break. More like this later in the race where you can start sending dangerous, GC threatening riders (they'll be protecting del burrito's GC position as because poogacar is basically untouchable) and that work load will ramp up more and more. The race needs chaos to overcome PooAE. I don't care if they win it, I just want them to suffer.
>>156374581Genuinely looks like a gay pornstar
>>156374581Young Homelander
>>156374581
>>156379310For the zoomers https://youtu.be/teW0KULIir0
Rageco when?
>LONG WAY TO PARIS>TOUR IS STILL YOUNG>JUST A FEW BAD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN>WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY>YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN>STILL A LONG WAY TO PARIS PAL>ALL DAYS CAN'T BE GOOD DAYS, YOU KNOW? >WE'RE ONLY IN THE FIRST WEEK>LOTS MORE TOUR DE FRANCE TO GO>YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN>TEAM HAS PLANS FOR THE NEXT STAGES>TOMORROW IS A DIFFERENT DAY>PARIS IS STILL FAR AWAY >WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>156380437week 4 sisters unite
>>156364436the day dannebrog fell
>>156375068if you say so
>>156374581Pectus excavatum
>>156375068How do you know?
>>156379310Skibidi skibi-danger, I am the rearranger.
>>156383213Tried watching the professional stuff but it's really not great, same with straight and tranny porn. urska genuinely looks like a star in a trans professional BBC shoot though
Can we survive the night?
Why as the number 1 cyclist, likely in history, would you larp as a fucking dork rapper from america? Why can you not have your own personality? Why must you base your look and attitude off someone else? He's a weak bitch.>>156386253We can discuss our dying hatred for the demon slav all night, discussing our fantasies of his demise. For me it's probably something dramatic like a helicopter clipping a tree, then slicing him in two live on the tour coverage. I think that would be super epic and good for the sport. But I'd also take sepsis from a dodgy needle that he uses. Less fun but gets the job done.
>>156367905>The sports establishments are all in on protecting the image of the sport, therefore they're all in on protecting poogacar and UAE.That sounds like a really easy way to get discredited and embarrassed like with what happened with Armstrong.
>>156386851Surely it won't happen again right?? Surely we have a contingency plan this time? You are right, this is a very reckless game to play as a media donkey. They are not wise, nor particularly intelligent it seems. I notice Sean Kelly shuts his gob and says little about UAE and poogacar. Whether rob hatch was told by his handlers to come out with these statements, which I think is very likely, or whether he said it himself, he sounds like a fucking idiot. Top and bottom of it, do not mention doping in cycling. Do not defend riders or teams in this regard. If you know anything about the sport, it's a given they use substances that are likely banned. Morality is a different conversation but don't gaslight the public with statements you do not know is true. General competence of media donkeys is extremely low, they're binman tier.
Breakaway stage? Who is this made for?
>>156388240Cort
>>156386253No way, USA is playing
Good night guys love oyu
