Whites are winning 2-1 edition
>>156409050Fuck America
IT'S TIMEBelgium is going to let it all rip
those Belgium bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
Rapistnaldo lost
>>156409050I hope this does not go to AET or Pens so I can head to the gym at a reasonable hour
Why do soccer teams have to share a sideline?How embarrassing
>>156409050what kind of person takes off their shoes at the gym?wtf?
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
So the numbers on the jersey actually mean something?
Get ready for 50 yanks below this post pretending to not care about this match.
>>156409290friendship and harmony
>>156409227WE GAAN
FIGHTAND WIN
>>156409358No, but they used to 100 years ago
PULISIC'S A BUM
the fuck is wrong with this pulisic guy, sub him out
UUUUUUU*CLAP*SSSSSSS*CLAP*AAAAAAA*CLAP*
Get ready for euro seethe when we remind them: we simply don’t care.
Who ever the faggot is with the bleached zoomer cut fucking sucks
>>156409368>yanksumm thats a derogatory term. We're called Americans.
Love Seattle's stadium, looks comfy.
>>156409368never cared hehehe
>>156409508>We're called Americans.That's not what i call you guys
AMERICANS REPORT INA/S/L
The only "Americans" that care about divegrass are mexicans
Is it worth it to make my own waffles in a waffle iron or should I buy some boxed waffles?
>>156409508Right now, you're americants.
>>156408744El Paso is an underrated city I’d live there if it wasn’t so fucking hot, dry and dusty all year
>>156409050>tattoonot saving that.
Last seasons Tottenham would probably beat this USA team
>>156409468>he took time to type this>solved the captcha>to convince anonymous people that he doesn't care
My aunt is doing security at this game
>>156409468It's over.
>>156409378That's sounds kind of gay
>>156409599Recently got a woman's soccer team near me.Might as well get into that. At least they are competitive.
i hope usa ties the score just because it'll be funny
>>156409573>latviaQuiet, real countries are speaking.
>>156409674My uncle could beat up your aunt
I care about divegrass so FUCKING MUCH
>>1564096742 at a time?
Pulishit should have come off instead of dest
Even if >we lose this silly game of foot kicky. The fact that our President. The Leader of the WORLD. Donald Trump, got FIFA to cuck down is victory enough.
>>156409686the ishowspeed effectunfortunately mutts only understand celebrities and as soon as glorious ingurland knocks out mister funni viking ogreman they'll lose interest
>>156409674That's cool does she work a lot of different events or is she mostly working in Seattle?
Why do black people smile and begin celebrating when they hear a white person say the N word?
these fucking disgusting americans are going to win
I must remind them again: we simply don’t care. We’re carefree.
>>156409575>You don't have bearsi have youtube. I HAVE SEEN THE VIDEOS. brown bears, black bears. they do this shit around naive humans.AROUND BEARS, NEVER RELAX.
>>156409771>>156409723Are real countries>>156409736Is a part of britain
>>156409765>it is a small nation roughly the size of the metropolitan area of Jacksonville, FloridaOh nononono
>>15640958736/Bear/6.5"
>>156409640You don’t have parking lots and highways in your city?
Just a reminder these are our 7th-tier athletes.
>>156409723Midna my wife
>>156409368The Euro mind cannot comprehend that we genuinely do not care. >HUGE day for college footballwas a genuine post. We care more about amateur college football than the world cup
Friendly reminder The United States is about 322 times larger than Belgium.
>>156409843Why is there no soccer kino?
hahahaha wtf was that? Very very gay
Hastings....what do you think of zee Americans?
>>156409797Coventry City's Haji Wright should be coming on, he'd liven your attack up for sure.
>>156409674BREACHBREACH
>>156409823She just does Seattle stuff. She's a 55 year old bisexual who used to be hot in highschool and college but never really did shit with her life but she rules.
>>156409959Pulibitch
>>156410001Is she single?
>>156409930>I CAMT SCOREEEE>ACK
>>156409933If you didn't care, you wouldn't even be in this thread.
kek it's a foul by pulisic
>>156410001Hey that just sounds like a normal dude trying to make it in life. Bet she has some cool stories.
just score one more than them
I think our players are losing because they feel guilty about the trump corruption. their heavy conscience is weighing on them
>>156409934And we care about soccer about 323x less
>>156410056I think so yeah.
>>156409934Belgium is also a county in Wisconsin iirc.Where they do the masses in Waloon somehow.
Refs over correcting
>>156410071crashing the score attempt with no survivors
most refs have been doing ok desu
OMG PULISIC GET YOUR GAY ASS UP
REF U SUK! REF U SUK! REF U SUK! REF U SUK! REF U SUK! REF U SUK! REF U SUK! REF U SUK!
im getting sleepy mang
>>156410148Can I have her number?
>>156409933nobody but southern hillbillies care about college football
>>156410099i honestly care more about haaland winning than my own national team lmao
>>156409934Soccer skill directly correlates with homosexuality
>>156409925same tbqh
>>156410001I now know way more about your aunt then I ever wanted to.
Cant even trap a long ball. Pathetic offense
>pulisic hurtgood, get his bum ass off the field
Casual watcher here, why did some players still blatantly dive despite the match being filmed from every corner
Ref is standing right in the middle of the shot lane what is going on.
be ameriturd, care about stupid sportlosesadness now only sorrow.
I didn't have breakfast this morning, but if i did umm... uhh...Anyway, i didn't have breakfast this morning
I really don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>156410124the usa soccer team may have lost today, but democracy and integrity have won#notmypresident
>>156410286I'd have a pint with his aunt ngl
>>156410254Okay, so leave and come back on Saturday.
>>156410341could you elaborate on that?
>>156410347kek
FIGHTAND DONT CARE
>>156410326they’re shameless
>>156409987Unironically yes
>>156410326Sometimes that works
>>1564103472 more years.
>>156410326it still works sometimes. also if you don't dive or exagerrate sometimes the refs won't call even if it was a legit foul
>BALOGOOOONWhat that fuck are these phantom menace podracer names
>>156410099I’m just here for euro seethe and yall have not disappointed lol
Fuck pulisic. Overrated and made of glass
>>156410376No u
Alex Morgan still looks sexy
Kek what a shitter lmao
>>156410254americans are so buckbroken by celebrity culture they see 4 tiktoks of a guy and suddenly are in love with him
its over
oh nononononono
HAHAHAHAHAH BURGERLAND WHAT THE FUCK
>>156410248I'll ask brother
embarrassing.
Embarrassing
what was that
KWAB
lmao
uhhhhhh guys?
>Pulisic injured again
at least i have air conditioning
LOLHAHHAHAHAHAHAHATHATS AMATEUR LEVEL SHITHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh no
THIS ONES FOR BOSNIA
Lmao what a fucking idiot
ugh
>>156410461
What the fuck was that
LolGood keeper
wtf was that retarded goalkeeper doing
Yeah it's over.
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THAT GOALKEEPER LMAO
KWAB!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking embarrassing
NOT LIKE THIS AMERICANOS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAH this cant be real
Lmaoooo we are straight up shit
lol wtf was that
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA>angloid goalkeeping
lol wtf goalkeep
try undoing that one, donald
Lmaoooooo. USA is so shit. Rescind that goal.
I need two more from Belgium before the whistle. End this fucking meme.
The only way I can process is that it's fixed. If not for money, then to demoralize the US.
These niggas are garbage Fuck this sport.
EMBARRASSING
Yeah we deserve to be executed
YAWN
LMAO FUCK WAS THAT
This is just embarrassing at this point
this is God punishing Trump's hubris, btw
Why the fuck would you leave the box?
>Freese got freezed
it's wild when you get a super close up on the face of a person who's going through the most embarrassing moment in his life
Bros...I told my boss to bet on America
yikes
what the fuck
Yeah I'm going home
floorkick
ONE HUNDRED BILLION PERCENT TARIFFS!!
>all hosts out alreadyThis is what happens when you have embarrassingly shitty hosts. Good riddance.
It's over.
I was told US keepers were good because their defense is shit!?!?!!!
HUMILIATION
This is exactly what I expected to happen this game. Typical USMNT.
Reminder: It's coming home
>>156411070You can leave the box, it was the right play. You just need to kick the ball away.
Americans are so self-hating it's pathetic. Just a couple days after their big 250th birthday too. Must be a bunch of libtards itt.
Euros now have their century of gloating. this really will fuel the entire identity of Europeans for likely 15 years- they will he swooning about this for that long.
>>156409050FUCK BELGIUMYOU RUINED OUT CHANCE TO TAKE OVER POVERTYBALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Did the goalie though it was a hydration break?
We don't care down here in Texas
all he had to do was kick it away, right? why didnt he? what am i missing?
Karma is a fucking bitch, sorry Americans but your ginger president has fucked this for you.
And this goalie went to Harvard?
Well lads I’ve had fun pretending to care about soccer the last couple weeks. Changing to >my Dbacks Later guys have fun with the rest of the world cup
HAHAHAHAHAYAYAYAHAHAHAHAUAHA
>>156410513Fuck you he's 100x more white and based than your entire fucking team.
This is Trump's fault.
I blame the nigger trump for putting his pedonigger shabbos goy raped fingers in this match. I wanted Norway anyway for being the only white team left but this is a humiliation ritual beyond belief
i can just close spyou can't make your air colder where you live
>>156411193C'mon we were better than Qatar.
Seems the US's gameplan was to lose without Balogun and then blame FIFA.
harvardbros...
next time just send whichever team wins the superbowl instead, at least that would be entertaining
>>156411197Pokemon look like THIS? ZAMN
sucks when your goalkeeper makes a humiliating mistake
>>156410762Turner is even worse
>>156411351Have you seen harvard students lately?
>>156411027name please
>>156411267No conservative would ever watch this semen slurping sport
The absolute state of football in the US. This is what happens when a US goalie thinks he can play the ball with his feet. WTF was he even doing there?
>>156410513>americans are so buckbroken by celebrity cultureYes. Look at their president.
imagine how pathetic this would have been with 10 players
>we don't care anymore
Is Pulisic a fragile boi?
>>156411482SEAHAWKSSEAHAWKS
How do I get a wide hipped gf as a blackanon?
>zack stephens>Matt turrner>FreeseWe're never ever getting a Tim Howard are we?
Donald Trampas getting KWABed
Pulisic is made of glass and doesn't come even close to Donovan
Uhh go Doyers
>>156410995It's this. They wanted us investing energy into this thing only to end up feeling like yur o' peens are still on top.
>>156411351He probably only got in because he said he was non binary
>>156411342NOT MY PRESUDANT
>>156411351He should be training, not studying. No wonder why you're shit at football.
cmon usa pull a mexico
Even European goalies fuck this up occasionally and the poor bastard thought he could imitate European goalkeepers.
>>156411533But Kasey Keller and Howard were pretty decent
Trumps making some calls bout now
>>156411497i genuinely don't know how they recover from it
>>156411309He didn't commit Never get a goalie who is hesitant to commit to a decision
we hebben in onze broek gepoept
Belgium doesn't even need to bring on KDB or Lukaku. give them a day off.
has balogun done anything this whole gamewas all that complaining for nothing
Can we watch the latest goal like a thousand times please
Which country has the best or the most mommy girlfriends?
Pulisic is such a pussy
>inb4 KDB and Lukaku come on to add another 2 goals in quick succession
USA humiliated on the world stage? Must be a day that ends in Y
Bros there is a cute girl who wants to fuck me but she also told me she's suicidal and tried to kill herself 5 months ago. What should I do?
Athletes from a real sport would have kept playing even with a broken leg. This bitch boy was crying about a boo boo and asked to be taken out
Right now, President Trump is getting the figures on how many B-52s, B1s and B2s it will take to level belguim.
>>156411988Gross
>>156411946yes
>>156411969nice legswhat type of wasting disease does he have?
>>156411988hot, source?
>>156412035Avoid at all costs Do NOT stick your dick in crazy BPD girls will fuck up your life
>>156409934In football stadiums, doc.
>>156412035Fuck her out of those thoughts. But it's maybe a bpd girl. Which is of course extra cool.
>>156411847Yeah, i remember Tim Howard. He was decent. This guy had no clue what he was doing there.
>>156411886we reslly don't care. non a meme. it's almost time for the NFC to whoop some AFC ass. i'm sure you would be exactly the same if England lost to Mexico:>care more about me club footy anyway cam on Manchester score sum fackin goalsthat whole mess.
>>156412035Arrange a therapist for her and then put your willy in her when she's ready.
>>156412035Fuck her and then ghost her
>>156412085She can take charge of your life
>>156410326low testosterone levels
>>156412181This guy is jealous
As a European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this goal I finally understand it. America is just so fucking free.
chockettino
>>156412291Udders
>>156412035if you have sex with her, she WILL accuse you of rapeshe WILL send pictures of her cutting herself to you to guilt trip you in to talking to her 24/7 and giving up all of your lifeshe WILL destroy youit is NOT worth it
>>156412291I'm not a loser with mommy issues
Does Trump ring up Infantino and get the US reinstated
>>156411969They hyped this guy up for months.
God damn it alright. How much is it going to cost to beat the yuromonkeys at soccer? A few million in scholarships? Subsidizing teams and stadiums? We dominate every other sport we might as well win this one too.
The worst thing you mutts have done is make me support B*lgium
>>156412291i guarantee this girl swallows your cummies and asks you if it felt good.
Thank G*d Balogun played this game huh
>>156412225i meant i don't understand how goalkeepers recover from the embarrassment of fucking up in front of their home fans and the entire world etc.if england had lost to mexico it would've been annoying but i'm used to them losing
>>156412035This >>156412241
Pardners, even if you claim that you "don't care", this is still embarrassing for your country.
Can guarantee all of these "players" voted for Obama
>>156412432no but he might get the whole event cancelled
>>156412035What skin colour is she?
>>156412035DO NOT DO THIS. BIPS ARE DEMONS.
>>156412352Been down that road man No amount of porn sex is worth the chaos she’ll bring to your life
>>156412181>>156412186>>156412229>>156412241>>156412407Damn alright I'm just going to stop talking to her. I probably shouldn't ghost her but like ween her off.
>>156412291mommy
>>156412573>he's posting it againstill have all of them saved from last night anon dump some more
Do Americans like hockey more than soccer?
All US talent gets drained to Handegg, Hockey and Basketball, they'll never get good at thisit's a loser sport in the US
>>156412291She's got that wonky fat girl cleavage, no thanks
>>156412669Qrd?
>>156412670Yes
>>156412670Yes. It’s much more regional though.
>>156412573She's white polish and brunette
>>156412565Any idea they dont care lost credibility when their literaly president tried to openly rig it in their favour
>>156412683>Basketballall the best players are european / canadian
>>156412412What are mommy issues? Enjoying being fisted while sucking on some big titties taking a shower while the water drips down and you watch the water drip off of her ass and pussy onto your face as you kneel beneath her?
>>156412035healing another person with love (and semen) can be one of the most fulfilling thing you can do with your life
>>156412291Disgusting tattoos, hot otherwise
>>156412548We lose more than you guys do. This is typical USMNT in big games
so who's everyone's favorite pokegirl
>>156412035Kill yourself first to establish dominance
>>156412548it's easy to recover. the loss has very little lasting effect over here. it's not that /sp/ posters >don't care, so much as the normies and country as a whole does not care the minute it's over. other sports, like Football and Baseball- they REALLY care.
Confess your World Cup sins
Do belgiums feel good that their whole team is niggers? And they’re likely to be stabbed to death by niggers?https://www.daily-sun.com/world/884038/swedish-police-officer-dies-after-assault-at-fifa-world-cup-fan-zone-in-copenhagen
>>156412670They like made up not real sports like apehoop and handegg
>>156412665ween her off with increasingly bad sex
>>156412840Alright I changed my mind she's fucking gross
atmosphere is fucking dead
>>156412804drunk lad was posting pics of his birdthick spic>>156412862It's always been may
>president intervenes to cheat for you>btfo anyway
>>156412946I actually believed we could beat Belgium
>>156412946I posted on soccer threads a few hundred times to upset Europeans I do not follow soccerI do not care about soccer
>>156412838Hold up, this thread is moving too fast for me to find my good laughing reactionimage.
>>156412946I have been pounding fresh blueberries from the farm all and my poop is going to be purple tomorrow.
>>156412613I mean… a couple porn sex romps, then you cut it off firmly. totally worth
>>156412862>t. 1991
>>156412946I've been shitposting in these threads the entire time but have yet to watch even a minute of a game
>>156413010Well, it happens when you lose 1-3
>>156412665does she know your home address?prepare to receive dead animals does she know your work?prepare to get called or visits as she screams imagine the movie the cable guy but Jim Carrey is a woman
>>156412862Sabrina
>>156412883
>>156409587Fellow Central Valley resident
>>156413105>>156412862She's 10
>>156412670Yes, but it's a regional thing.
>>156412862Jasmine
>>156412883lol they already switched back
>>156412840WoodDon't listen to these low T fags
we fucking SUCK
>>156413096That’s not how BPDemons work anon You can’t just cut them off They are fucking insane and will accuse you of rape or threaten to kill themselves and blame you for it
>>156413055feels very Knicks game 3 in here.
>>156413166>imagine the movie the cable guy but Jim Carrey is a womanmost men want this.
>>156413052I'll drop you one more, if she ain't messaging and confirming she's pregnant by Saturday I'll post pussy pics
I liek sex wish I could get one
>>156413166Nah it's new. We met through friends and she seemed normal and no one warned me beforehand and when we started talking outside of when we met she trauma dumped on me and said she wanted to bang.
>>156409934Friendly reminder this is the best weve ever done in the World Cup and were just getting better after this. Its never going home.
bring eddie vedder on
>>156413142That's unironically a little sad. You can genuinely enjoy things, anon.
>>156413331you're a real one
>>156413105t. 2008
>>156413096this. no sense in wasting your time with commitment and all that shit. Bang her box, get your things, grab some food from her place, go on home and sleep in your own bed.
>>156413331take it to >>>/s/ you faggot imbecile coomerhomos
>>156413215and i was 8.
>>156413331Big if true.
>>156412665Cold turkey my dude. Last time I fucked a girl like that she signed me up for one of those anonymous STD reporting texts and then cyber stocked me for six months so she could message my new girlfriend and tell her that she was pregnant with my baby.
>>156413187Nta but I grew up in hanford
>>156413095it takes several days of that for your poop to turn entirely into blueberry sludge
>>156413331Off topicEnjoy the vacation from posting
>>156412946I was going to get Belgian waffles for today's game but I bought other things instead. It is causing me distress. I regret not getting the waffles and syrup even though they would have been more expensive
>>156413290That’s level 10 crazy, they aren’t all that bad, especially if you get out before they fall in love
US can play on Belgium's side for most of the match but only shoot 4 times? What is going on
>pepi it's over pooch is waving the white flag GG Belgium
>>156412946I thought Germany would beat Paraguay
not even pearl jam can save this
>>156413228Upstate New York
>>156413528you fucked up, crazy girls are way more fun
>>156413393how long ago since you met her she said she wants to bang? and even if she's friendly and nice she might have diseases. does she smoke pot >>156413323if she's nice and obsessed with you yeah. then she will decide that she hates you or that you did something bad to her.
>>156413583Absolutely is on topic. She's a Yank and she gets Absolutely dominated by a European, me. Just like this match. Cope seethe dilate you mingeless coon
>>156412035A beautiful BPD girl will be the best sex of your life, of all your previous lives combined. They will also ruin you mentally and financially. I can't say don't do it, it's up to you, but I did warn you.>t. was in relationship with one for 5 years
Well this is a disappointedment. I was expecting more from americans turns out they just fucking suck gigaballs.
no one said yet>STOP THE COUNT
>>156413615Belgium is much better than us at soccer
>>156412883>>156413405We reached the round of 8 before that's not happening today
Was that Bruce Willis???
>tfw you can tell how old everyone on spee is getting by the type of women posted
>>156413676Women grow out of BPD by like 26
>>156409210I’m a regular at a bar and one of the bartenders looks like this. She’s always chatting me up but I get the feeling that’s part of her job and im scared to make my move
>>156413615They got a big lead then decided to sit back and counter attack because they know our attack is toothless
>>156413727ruin you financially and mentally how
>>156413700We met a week ago at a friend's thing and she gave me her number. She told me she wanted to bang the next day but she was going out of town for the 4th to see family. She wants to hang out tomorrow solo for the first time.
>>156413766We don't care. Even the team clearly doesn't care. Post more pokegirls.
>>156413676Dude she was a cutter that told me every other guy she ever dated was a rapist. You know where that shit was headed.
>>156413849everyone on 4chan is 34
>>156413766the game plan of run really hard only goes so far
>>156413856lmao. sure, buddy.
>>156413856this is what I would tell my worst enemy if I wanted him to ruin his life
>>156413860it is part of her job. but just ask if she wants to hang out.
>>156413964I'm 67
Switzerland or Colombia????
>>156413709Kek based
>>156413849>Tfw would rather jack off to Anne Hathaway than whatever zoomer guys like now like MBBFeels mature and showing my age
>>156413974If our goalie didn't go full retard we'd only be down 2-1
>>156413907oh yeah she will either get mad and say you abused her IR she fucks around a lot and has gono
>>156413949getting stiff just thinking about it bro
>>156412862SabrinaMisty a close second.
>>156413860Don’t hit on hot bartenders. They get it all day, every day from 100 guys
TRIPS and TRUMP intervenes again. USA win.
>>156409310the same type of person who advertises her onlyfans through gym pics.
>>156414108SwitzerlandUefa>>156414150If the defenders weren't retarded Ns, belgium would have scored 0.
>>156413856Absolute bollocks, I've known plenty of women who have had severe mental issues later in life.
>>156413860I was talking about the OP image btw
>>156413860That's how they rake in the tips
>>156413766they were never in the game, really pathetic performance, Poch deserves some blamer shit preparation
>>156414148>mbbIs that millie Bobby brown?Literally no one finds her attractive >t. Zoomer
>>156414148>Anne HathawayMid af even in her prime. You got bad taste bro
>>156413776This isn't Brazil vs Germany
>>156413933Brother if i were to deflect my insecurities pokegirls is the last thing i would post. Why does your team sucks so much?
This ref kinda looks like Pierluigi Collina
>>156413860On the one hand it's her job, on the other hand, she is a fucking bartender with no life prospects, just hoping for a cute guy to swipe her up
>>156413907few anons already said it but i will repeat for emphasis: she will give you the best sex of your life, and then she will fuck up your life. avoid at all costs
>>156413949damn i think we shagged the same girlkinda funny now looking back how everyone saw through her shit but mewhat a nice pair of tits does to a mf
>>156414285She was fit in TDKR. Terrible film though.
>>156413849How old am I? The guy posting the brown ass
Bruh he literally only missed that goal because he had to wait for the ref to GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY.
Alright bros, we're talking about Pokemon girls- but what about those Digimon girls? How many of you got cucked by Sora? How many of you chads got redeemed by Zoey?
>>156413964I threw out my back deadlifting a couple of days ago.I’m scared to get old bros>t. 34 year old
Based Seba. Whitecaps not leaving.
If the USA loses, I will cum in my own mouth
>>156414399Bartending in america is a very lucrative job my friend
HOT ASIAN TITS SHOWN AGAIN
c'mon trump do the call, a pen is needed
>Infantino made FIFA an enemy of EUFA (i.e. the ones who pay the checks)>now Trump is going to freeze his accounts after failing to rig the game for the US
>>156414108Switzerland
>>156414463Been down that road three god damn times. Never EVER again.
>>156409934>322the masons had decided this game before it began
>>156414326we. don't. care.what don't you get?look at Australia.look at Canada.it's not a meme.
>>156414225Every generation our defense is retarded but usually we have a world class keeper to bail us out. This is the softest USMNT generation in decades
Can anybody confirm that the fans were booing the goalie?
This US team is playing like a bulldog eating soup, sloppy as fuck
usa trashed the mighty paraguay in a way that not even france could, how are the losing to belgium?
the fifa referee hairstylists must be on a good wage
>>156412946I enjoy the shitposting more than the games.Despite this, I have no genuine malice the way euroflags seem to.
>>156414528so is being a stripper. It's not what the job pays, it's the respect it gains. Bartender and stripper alike is just hoping to meet a nice guy and never work again
>>156414516Suicide now so you don't have to face it. It's all downhill now
>>156414277I've gooned with a lot of dudes, MBB and Sabrina Carpenter are two constants from zoomers>>156414285Fool. Regardless, it was an example. Alison Brie works too
>>156414729That’s all foid professions even if they’re in Jew daycare
Why not throw on Haji Wright and spam longballs? It can't hurt
Playing football is 90% cardio, no?
Why doesn't USA just score? It's that easy.
Nice job kicking it directly into the middle of the goalie
>>156414729That song by Ballboy...
imagine if the usa could sub in lebron or mahomes
This feels like when im playing FIFA and I dont know which buttons im doing and shit
>>156414729respect doesnt pay the bills
>>156414831the Belgians actually care.
>>156409050her ass must compress her shits something fierce. they must come out long and thin like pencils. toots like a kazoo
thank god the US did something so you all stop posting about the boring whores you fucked
>>156413875Fucks with your ability to work, eats up your time with meaningless bullshit, drama upon drama, breaks your shit, keys your car, throws dishes through your windows, constant mindgames, guiltripping, then worships you and let's you fuck her any way you want, and by god do they ever fuck as someone possessed by the fuckdevil herself. Just read up on BPD, why the fuck do I have to type all this shit out? And then they flip on a dime. Unless she's at least 8/10 or 9/10 it's just not worth it, and even if she is up there, she'll be worth it for a year max. Just do it for the experience (nobody fucks like BPD demons) and then find a good-hearted girl, treat her well, and put a baby in her (but never marry a woman, ya lunatic).
>>156414831You should be the US Manager
>>156414729Kek this is true I’m a regular at a dive sports bar in my city. They have a really hot goth/alt bartender who doesn’t fit the vibe there at all. I’ve seen men tip her $100 multiple times because she’s personable and a legit 9/10 She’s had at least 2 sugar daddies there too…closed the place down several times and seen her get picked up by older regulars at 230am
>>156414617nah m8 next time we can fix them, with the stability and support from a loving partner they can heallol jk
Well it seems like we are losing our american fan frens... They're back to tranny weeb shit posting.I know you'll pretend to not care but it was a good run amerilards. It was fun to have you faggots around.
Damn this was an embarrassing match. I'm going to play video games and watch anime.
>>156415030I'm still around until France wins and I see mbappe and olise do their gay hug again with the cup between them.
>>156414795I literally refuse to believe this
>>156414844Courtois had far post covered. His only hope was blasting it near post upper corner but unfortunately he's not prime R9 or Rivaldo
>>156414463>>156414617I've got you all beaten with me. >she was a virgin>except she'd also been raped>became obsessed with me same day we started talking>jizzed in her maybe 40-50 times?>she tells me shes pregnant>she goes to see her family in USA>this is last time i see her>she keeps messaging me for months>im like wtf is happening ye we meeting up or what?>random excuses, bullshit you see right through>she decides to tell everyone in my family she's pregnant with my son>keep talking, whatever>fall out over her taking piss>havent heard from her in 12 daysis the baby even fucking real lmao its supposedly due in september
Lukaku will get a 4th soon
>>156415030almost no americans watch soccer outside of the world cup. we objectively don't care.
>>156412946I wanted Trump to rig it some more
>>156414960You actually care? Why is your team so fucking boring then?
>>156415063>play video games and watch anime.that's embarrasing
>>156414524That's fun, you should do it anyway.
>>156414976You are the puer aeternus
Belgium isn’t even playing good, USA just blows
>>156414976did she let you do anal?
>>156415030I sceenshotted this for when the usa comes back to winNot everyone surrenders like you fucking frog pussy cunts
>>156412946I, and all of the Americans I know, actually care about soccer
>>156413250based Jasmine enjoyer
>>156415169Yeah i kind of inb4'd that... are your eyes very close to each other by any chance?
>>156415030Cheers Frenchbro Good luck the rest of the way I shan’t be in any more soccer threads
hope the US get another goal
>>156415169inter miami is more watched than the florida panthers...
The more matches I watch the more I'm convinced England actually have a shotAbsolutely atrocious performances all around this year, except France
>>156414976The girl I'm talking about is a 8/10. Petite with a nice ass and small tits. She has a very pretty face. What concerns me the most is that she said she had to have surgery after her suicide attempt and it wasn't visible what that could have been.
>>156414019>>156414202>>156414257>>156414399She literally looks like the girl in the OP. I want to eat her pawg ass
>>156415022The first one rode me so hard she actually injured my dick. I already have hypospadias so trust me when I say that shit was gross when it was all blue and bruised and swollen and shit. It was rough.
>>156415280Americans aren’t watching inter Miami, thirdies are gooning to Pissi
>>156415273Hope the NFL preseason comes a week earlier.Who you boys got this year?
>>156415280holy retard
>>156415192not as dull as this blogposting
I haven't watched a single MLS match in my life.
Alright off topic posters are getting bannedYou were all warned
>>156415431I have another season of watching the raiders suck ass. If it's a good season we may win 5.
>>156415270>>156415280
>>156415362If she looks like the girl in OP then she has literally 500 men in queue in her social media at all times. You’re wasting your time. Just be nice and don’t hit on her
>>156414202so? she also rakes in tips. the price for making $100 hourly rate with no skills is getting hit on.
imagine talking about women, the most boring subject on the fucking planet
>>156415273just make sure it comes home for me please
>>156415495Who is the QB now? and why don't the Radiders invest in more meme D line?
Why are they just standing
can US pull their goalie? they need an extra attacker
>>156415641Trump shook them. Same thing happened with the Knicks.
>>156415362Just become friends with her and try to meet her friends
I care about soccer more than hockey
lmaoooooo /r/usmnt is nonstop cope saying we were playing well and we're much better than we used to be
>>156415226Kek, fag
>>156415737Thanks for the update faggot
>>156415732i bet you can count the number of people you know that share that view on zero hands
>>156415030Meh, I'll keep watching, can always find someone to root against. Genuinely though, I don't follow the sport outside of WC and the Euros, the game itself is a sad boring thing outside of country-based shitposting.I'll root for you against Spain, because fuck those boring faggots.
>>156415691One keeper must be the keeper, but they are free to come up and join the play. Keeper goals at the death are absolute Kino.
>>156415639Cousins and we drafted Mendoza but it doesn't seem like he's QB1 yet.
>>156415691yea theyll send him upfield at 90’
time travel and revert that goal or the 400 million USAians will not be giving all of our trillions of dollars to buy shitty soccer jerseys and we will be enacting 200% tariffs on every single country
>>156415691This is what I would do when playing FIFA on ps2
>>156415737that was true until this match i dunno what the fuck happened
>>156412946I thought USA could win the cup
I am going to ask a girl if she will accept $2000 to allow me to take one long lick up and down her butt crack
>>156415218You can't even begin to imagine what she let me do or what she got off on. I was a sub who got Pavlov'd into a dom over the years. Ever had to beat a woman with a scary amount of force to get her to cum? Not that I had to do it every time but those times were enough.>>156415336They talk a lot of shit, lot of it isn't real. You can chat with her, copy her line, and she'll be in hysterics, pissed off like a demon, say shit like "I NEVER SAID THAT", and you scroll like 10 lines up and copy&paste a screenshot of what she just said word for word and she'll deny it. It just comes with the territory and you have to ignore it. Over the years you learn how to manage a BPD demon but it's exhausting nonetheless. If she really is 8/10 then you can go and have your fun, but keep it as superficial as you can, and always have an exit and play you cards close, but don't be too obvious. That's about all I can advise you on.
>>156414976>constant mindgames, guiltripping, then worships you and let's you fuck her any way you want, and by god do they ever fuck as someone possessed by the fuckdevil herselfBro speaks the truth. My BPD ex would send me horrible insults, call me a faggot and not a real man, etc then literally 15 minutes later when she was manic she’d tell me how much she loved me and wants to have my babies. When I broke it off she offered me a threesome with her hottest friend to try and win me back
>+4Kwab
>>156415896You fell for it again
>>156415737feels like the 2000s/2010s teams were better, or at least played harder
Balogun didn't do shit in the game but it was worth rattling the world's jimmy over it.
hey at least we made it to the round of 16. thats the best i think US has ever done
This was the worst played match I’ve seen in the elimination matches
Man, and Belgium is not even playing well
USA can't take the ball off this Doku guy
not even mexico was BTFO this badly at home
>>156415840No fucking way, they got Cousins? this WC distracted me. I need to get back in it. Is Crosby really to the Ravens?
Damn, I didn't see the fourth goal
>>156416137We made the quarters in 2002 before you were born. We got fucked by a missed handball call against Germany
lmao, humiliating
TOTALMUTTHUMILIATION
FUCKING EMBARRASSING
>>156416125It's amusing how everyone thought the red was bullshit, but because Trump got involved they're all behind it now.
>>156415832Coolio. I used to be a huge fan but stopped caring about football like 10-15 years ago. I watch more NFL now and will stick to the jags this year. I shameless mode still believe in Lawrence.
>>156416125What if Trump left it alone tho? Would the team rally around a sense of injustice?
>>156415822On one hand for sure in my close circle. I do like hockey quite a bit but soccer is the most beautiful sport, no contest
pathetic, three of the goals were literal giveaways
>>156415932>I was a sub who got Pavlov'd into a dom over the years. Ever had to beat a woman with a scary amount of force to get her to cum? Not that I had to do it every time but those times were enough.lol yeah and then that becomes her proof that you are a sadistic abuser they are fucking evil
stop bullying
ACKettino
Ridiculous display
STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
>>156416044Yeah, this team is very lazy on defense. I don’t think Howard or Keller would put up with that shit.
glad we arent the most embarrassed host anymore
4
Bizzaro sport. They don't stop the clock during celebrations?
>>156415976Kek lmao, been there, in my case the other part of that threesome was a gf of my friend (her best friend, but also out of her mind, not BPD, but a whore with low self-esteem and alchohol problems, tried to fuck our whole friend group and succeeded a few times). I had to say no.
Humiliating Congrats Belgiumbros you were by far the better side. Good luck vs Spain
>>156416391Lawrence is wasted on the Jags.
Welp, GJ Belgium. the better team won. Kill Spain pls.
the silence is genuinely depressing
abayo
LAKAKAAAA
Ts fucking sucks, they look like 2025 la galaxy
>>156415993
We are shit
Jesus Christ. Even we didn't shit the bed this bad. Not to mention doing this at home in front of the 12s?
>>156416669They usually extended it if goal was scored in stoppage time but what can the US do anyway
We deserve this L NGL fr fr
>>156414516I squatted 275x20 today with no belt>34
Lukaku just made sure that Americans won't care. Harsh reality check for US football.
>Telemundo: this team isn't the same team we saw before earlier in the world cupWhat a fucking disaster.
man what a bunch of pussies, folding on the first real opponent
>>156416401Nah, these guys aren't big ball winners. The team at least has kept up with the rest of world in developing players so it's whatever.
>>156416737To this i would agree, but i also used to watch Tigers games before he got drafted up into the NFL so yeah... wycd.
see you again in 4 years
Commentators are begging the audience to keep watching soccer
That was by far the worst game I’ve seen
>>156415151Told ya
i get that it's funny to shit on the US but why is everyone underrating belgium? their squad is kind of stacked
ALORS ON DANSE
>>156416254Nah they backed out of the trade
welp that's all the soccer i'm watching for 4 years, see you fags then
those fags stole hockey>:(
So, who will America invade after this humiliation
that Richards guy legit looks like he wants to fucking die
>>156417125yeah the commentator guy has been low key shitting on the team the whole game since the first goal kek
Pathetic
>>156417237And here comes the cope. We'll be out next match
REAL MEN DONT CRY
Realistically Trump should call the FIFA president and get us a spot in the next round for being the host nation. Who can they remove so we are in?
>cryingFAGGOTS
If our best athletes played soccer instead of basketball or football we'd we unstoppable with the right manager
If that guy was suspended the US might’ve had their head in it more desuThey looked demoralized from minute 1Did they get stoned or something Fucking nigger nation
>>156417237Did you watch the game? The US gifted them their goals on a platter.
>>156415134Oh yeah?>Meet girl at Starbucks>Walk around the hip part of the city just chilling>Make out on a park bench>Go see a movie>Sucks me off while we watch that awful M Night Shyamalan movie where the grandparents are possessed or have dementia or whatever (I don’t remember I was getting brain)>Go back to my car and fuck>Calls me crying after date>Am I a whore>Only for me baby>Meet up for second date>She hands me a remote>Hello>Crank that shit high and low stim in public>Go back to a hotel and she has a literal suitcase full of toys>Third date>Just meet up at the hotel>Asks me not to judge>Ruh Roh>Asks me to take a shit on her>Nope>Change subject>Im trash>Wut?>Hit me>Fuck>HIT ME!!!>Stop yelling calm down>I SAID FUCKING HIT ME YOU FUCKING PUSSY!!!>Dude someone’s going to call the hotel->YOU CAN SPIT IN MY FACE AND FUCK ME IN MY ASS BUT ALL OF THE SUDDEN IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR TOILET?!!!>I don’t even have to go Jesus stop>Melts down crying>Im the last of my kind>Im the last of my kind>Im the last of my kind>FFWD 10 minutes>Knock Knock>Its the cops>Pulled out into the hallway with no shirt on because she’s wearing mine and nothing else>Shes sobbing and telling the cops she missed her meds>Asked to leave the hotel>WHY ARENT YOU ANSWERING MY TEXTS TO FUCKING FUCK BOY?!!!
VERY FRAUDULENT GOALS! I HAVE ORDERED THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE TO INVESTIGATE EVERY ILLEGAL SCORE!
>>156417378>So, who will America invade after this humiliation>USS boxer is in route back to the ME, will probably be there by the end of the weekno joke
I wonder if they'd been concentrating on how to win without Balogun, so when he was allowed to play, that threw everything off
>>156417237Because they played like shit until now but they played decent now and we threw
>>156417296>>156417182gotta see Belgium get crushed by Spaingotta watch Argentina get crushed by France
at least when we go home we have AC
>>156417504Basketball and football are not athletic games. Football is 400lb fat niggers standing around for 4 hours and hugging for 20 seconds at a time every 5 commercial breaks
