Tim Elliott fight week
dogshit thread
might get lucky and be deleted
She was from Vietnam, fist generation immigrant. Spoke good broken english. Insane sex drive.
I could literally caress everyone itt.
>>156413506Thank you. I accept it.
>>156414374hungry contenders never go out of style
Which one is more of a joke? Conor McGregor or Floyd Mayweather?
>>156414572why dont you do it then? huh jon?
>>156415088Floyd because how much footage is there of him burning mountains of money lol
usa mma rda
>>156415088Floyd cant read b
Ciryl Gane's hangin with and picking the mind of George St Pierre and Tazhudinov. Meanwhile Tom's playing footsie challenge with notorious financial scammers and wiggers. Getting fight advice from Martin Budday and Tommy Fury.You truly are the people you surround yourself with...
>>156415551So what? Reading isn’t that important.
>USA USA USA USA
>>156414003Tough break, kid
>>156416400soccer is crap
>>156416400Racism is not welcome on /heem/. Take that bullshit somewhere else or you’ll be sorry.
Bring that racism right here and sit on my lap.
I dont respect ilia
Racism is the backbone of /heem/
I wont respect anyone
>>156417677Rong bitch
I respect racism
Did you guys buy anytihng druing the steam sale? I bought Cash Cow and Infernax and the gohst of Krone hotel....wow sofun
UFC? Yeah. Ultimate Faggot Championship.
I only see racism
>>156417028reminds me, has anyone webmed jon molesting volkov yet
let the past be bygones
>Conor McGregor fight week>Page 3 It's over Ari won
>>156418472l like that weird always sleepy looking russian host
They booked Goobs during the world cup to hurt viewership and lower his stock before he leaves the UFC.In time you will come to realise Conor was the UFC's biggest victim.
I am so fucking stoked to see Whittaker get flatlined by Krylov
>>156418936Why?
fuck it ill make my picks now
Fuck it man, Bobby Knuckles by murder.
Dude they patched Rapelay for Kamala!!!!
>>156418936Krylov gets heemed by a gust of wind, b. Reddit Rob’s gonna kill him and everyone will pretend that he ain’t a bum.
Conor McGregor vs. Max HollowayBenoit Saint Denis vs. Paddy PimblettCory Sandhagen vs. Mario BautistaBrandon Royval vs. Lone'er KavanaghKing Green vs. Terrance McKinneyRobert Whittaker vs. Nikita KrylovGable Steveson vs. Elisha EllisonCody Garbrandt vs. Adrian YanezKai Kamaka III vs. Luke RileyTracy Cortez vs. Cong WangDamian Pinas vs. César AlmeidaFarid Basharat vs. John GarzaRyan Gandra vs. Zach ReeseCody Durden vs. Alessandro Costa
Rob Kunckles....whatever way he wants
>McGregor>BSD>Sandhagen>Kavanagh>Green
>>156419671Bot post
>>156419517When was krylov heemed by a gust of wind? Bobby is going to look like a little child in there he is way out of his weight class.
>>156419671I count at least 13 fake fights there.
>>156419671this card kinda ass honestly
>>156419852He was hemt by Reyes; that said, I thought that the fight was taking place at me instead of lhw… in which case, yeah, Nikita heems.
>>156419671Conor McGregorBenoit Saint DenisCory SandhagenLone'er KavanaghKing GreenNikita KrylovGable StevesonCody GarbrandtLuke RileyTracy Cortez vs. Cong WangDamian PinasFarid BasharatRyan GandraCody Durden
I boughted mutat leauge footbal!! I boy Gathje!!
>>156420505>Tracy Cortez vs. Cong WangOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>156420639that’s a draw. no women fighting will happen in my household
Wang "The Nonbinary Ninja" Cong
>>156420839that’s fucked up man ninjas are japanese
Loner fight week. I’m also a loner so I sympathize with his plight.
Wang "They/Them" Cong
>>156421028it's pronounced lonnie
Memorable forgettable fights are the worst
>>156421140We’re all a little looney inside.
>>156421221Name one
>>156421274Dricus might have the most stacked resume oat
>>156421298Vitor petrino vs Dustin Jacobe.
what the heemwhat the heemy
>page 6 >Conner fight week Ooofff how the mighty have fallen
>>156413844Fuck Dana
>>15642233790% of the world only has one sport sadly
>>156421028Extremely kino KO
>>156421595I kneel
>>156419096Whittaker is the most overrated fighter of all time
>>156422664This doesn't make sense you shit for brians
>>156422858Yeah? More than Pèlè in Jungle fight? More than Bloodaxe in KoTS? More than Cro Cop? Please be silent, newfriend.
You guys post the stupider shit and make me so angry
Michael Chandler is so mad at Max getting the red panty fight, he'll adopt abother black kid
Charles Johnson is the most bum ass nigga of all time.
It would be cool as fuck if we had a monkey fighting championship where monkeys fight each other in the octagon. We could have a spider weight division for spider monkeys. A chimp weight division for chimps. A gorilla weight division for gorillas. I dont think it would be abuse either. If you reward the monkey for winning the fight it will happily engage in combat.
Bros never have I ever thought that nuclear bombs going off in south America would help the world but I've changed my mind and I believe that nuclear fire is the only thing that will help the planet. This soccer non sense has opened my eyes and I see clearer than I've ever seen before brothers, brown "people" need deep bpne radiation treatments until those bones are completely dust!
Dick Niaz
it seems like Gane is the champ, and pereira got destroyed and is a crying faggot, and aspinall was going to be tko'd and is scared to rematch Gane.
>heem on page 7thuis cant be true
it's over
Santaigo Poonanizanibio
>>156424222wtf delete this
If gooby wins by knockout, I will refrain from saying max was a can because I want to enjoy the nostalgia.
Yoo hahaHahaYoooo
>>156426961Yo.
Kinocasino is live btw
Dustin "The Black Beast" Poirier
It was heartwarming seeing GSP tear up at the Lincoln Memorial and the Washington Monument.
heemsux
ONE THING ABOUT THE DIAZ BROTHERS IS THAT YOU KNOW THEY'VE GOT INSANE CARDIO FROM ALL THE HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING THEY DO, JOE
>Justin Gaethje shadowboxing with the american flag on his shoulders in the oval officeSounds like a prompt for a generative AI
Tracy Cortez is disgusting and I'm sick of people pretending she's hot
>no hint of goobs on embeddedummm bros? i don't meant to be paranoid but...
Oh yuo need Goobinderjeet to live? Goob this Goob taht....Goob down yuor fuken Gob bud, thats waht you want.
UFC 329: Holloway vs Ruffy
Cody Garbrandt's regression into absolute bumhood needs to be studied. He's such a scared bitch now. So afraid of getting heemed. He can't just learn to EXIT the pocket and choose when to enter instead of just staying in swangin, he threw out every single aspect of what made him good. Now the most he's willing to risk is riding around on his wahoo yippie bicycle, jabbing, then bouncing away like a fairy faggot. At the end of the round, if he's ran away enough, he goes for a single takedown and lays on top. It's sad, it's pathetic, it's shameful, it's very disrespectful to the sport. Why even fight? Surely he doesnt think he's getting anywhere near a title fighting like he does now. He just wants to collect checks and make sure he never hits a 4 fight losing streak... Very disrespectful.
>>156428498>why even fightHe prob makes $200k to show and he knows he's never competing for a title againAvoid damage and get paid
>>156428498Dude scraped a decision off THE Dominick Cruise and people pretended that he was any good, lol. One of the most astroturfed fighters in the history of MMA. It’s a shame that we never saw him get permaheemed by Suga.
who is the haaland of mma?
Give me a reason why Max isn't gonna outwork him and get a knockout
>>156428676Andy Wang
Steam sale games I boughtInfernaxThe MessengerDonut DodoMina The HollowerCrossCodeJet LancerDojo MastersGoliath FactoryBlasphemous 2AstalonUnderrailHuntdown
Dustbin threw his father in there a little too comfortably imo. He actually drank because he was salty Justin became champHe should go on a wailing wall apology tour next if he’s gonna hop podcasts now
>>156425683Wow
>conor mcgregor fight week>literally 0 hype at all
my dad had a fucking beer in his hand
i got two words for yamickey fuckin gall
>>156429345>king of diamonds tattoolet me guess, jolie has a queen of spades?
>>156428691I just thinks Gooby’s gonna get him mahnnn
The aura will be too much for max
>>156429605strikes anywhere to the head should be made illegal imoits too dangerousbody shots and leg kicks only
conor by bapbapbapbap
>>156429650agreed also fighters should wear motorcycle helmets and carrhart jackets if this sport is going to top we have to get real about safety
>>156429340>>156429518>>156429650Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>156429340they're devaluing him now. makes sense as he is leaving.no promotion for this fight. match him up with a killer.
>>156429781I think he has renegotiated a new contract with them idk why though should’ve just boxed and made 10x more
my mma nickname?the taste
>>156430217
>>156429650Not to mention that hitting the face is haram. Somebody could’ve gotten hurt.
my mma nickname?Human Asset
My mma nickname?The pitbull assasin.
My mma nickname?Father of Camels.
It’s up https://youtu.be/Ec_8Zi22ggc
I want Jon Anik to provide live commentary for my day-to-day life, just for a week or something.
heem exclusive news: conor max is off
>>156430789no you don't, "mate"
my mma nickname?balls ma4head
Goobs is so beefy that he looks likes he's fighting in a mech suit
>>156430789Me too but it'd probably suck
>>156430897off the chain
>>156431119you are a kv frangerian do you really need play by play going on. Respectfully
got a persian wmma texting asking to heem
Maximus "Blessings" Hollow Way
Just in Gay chi
>>156431376He's called Jerome
Saint Denis getting turbo heemed by Poirier was a very satisfying watch. Total crotch sniffer death btw
>>156431715that's kai kara, "mate">>156431935benoit has a 100% finish rate you stupid gurucel why can't you losers make your own board to be midwits on
>>156431977>benoit has a 100% finish rateKek Statfags are complete cancer. Humiliating, post honestly.
>>156432010>doesn't deny being a degenerate gurutroonnice rebuttal buttkiss benoit is going to hurt your streamers boy
why is rape the best base for mma?something about that raw primality can't be trained
>>156432083Every Denis fight:>Step 1.) Left side kicks with no set up.>Step 2.) Throw a sloppy 1, 2 then chain it into a shameless crotch sniff.>Step 3.) Return to step 1.He got exposed badly against old man Dustin. Patty the Fatty is going to do the same.
>>156432206he had a serious staph infection before dustbin fluked a lucky win against his sluggish antibioticked carcass what fight did you pretend to watch
Dustin made a mountain out of a mole hill.
>>156432257wouldn't mind mountain (mounting) jolie's molehill (vagina) iykwim
Zaddy Pimblett
The crazy thing is Dariush could have beaten Islam
Daddy Pimblett
>>156432254>he had a serious staph infectionCope>dustbin fluked a lucky win Dustin dropped him multiple times and won via knock out, b.Denis just has crappy stand up. Predictable combos, sloppy technique, and constantly has his hands down leading with his chin. This shit works when you can leg hump your way through literal whos, but not experienced well rounded guys.Patty can wrestle well defensively, and is a better striker.
>>156432380paddy isn't a KO threat
>>156432420He is against a glass jaw saint denis
>>156423403Mad Max Thunderdome?
>>156432436>glass jaw>1 KO loss>against Poirier>with staph
>>156432579>a-and the sun was in his eyes too!!!!!Your boy got tucked into bed by old man Dustin kek
>>156432504tina turner now that was a fine piece of skirt
>>156432656paddy ain't dustin
The conor left straight mcgregor on holloway is will not there be max on sunday
>>156432890Then who was phone
If uncanovski can win a belt whilst eating bugs, gooby will be fine
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
*stalks the prey*
*stalks the thread*
AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDD NNNNNNEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
They used to be friends?
>>156433281yeah but with a lil somethin somethin if ya know what i mean hehe
Fuck The Whole Roster 5000
Sandhagen will not be as easy as Patchy Mix.
I believe BSD will get annihilated
Forgot how badly the diamond span this niggas head back lmfao
>>156433422He changed coach and now he's slightly better
Benoit 30-27
>>156433281they'll hug at the start of the second round and you'll never hear about this work again
Can’t believe vro is gone https://youtube.com/shorts/ViCzhq0JGoo?si=ECRCk3U_-EQZEbtjhttps://youtube.com/shorts/bGZK1tVGnNk?si=JCCwQSYjwZXoOfPy
>>156433557love how everyone thought they were going to have a second civil war for this christkike golem
>>156433422he hit him with one last Dan Henderson turbo right when he was on the ground after that one too. Pretty brutal KO
>>156433614He was great at triggering lefties thoughbeit
Just got out of a six year coma man... I pictured going toe to toe with justin gaethje in my head... Next thing I know I'm out cold.. The sheer power is astounding man
>>156433666its tough
>>156433653in life he triggered soys in death he triggered chudswhat a man
It’s up https://youtu.be/YqVHbPJBsYk
>>156433653he was no mel gibson or silvio pbuh this lame was just a bloke just an average bloke (with a helwani psyop behind him)
I just think Conor's gonna get him
same with paddy he has no power no defence he had some meme featherweight success in cage warriors and has been a let down in ufc, bsd is a certified war criminal patrick is just a bloke just an average bloke
>>156433804He made lefty chuds mad enough that they had to pop his clogs
>>156433820Many are saying this
The deciding factor in this fight will be whether Max’s cardio is good despite never doing the Fuck The Whole Roster 5000.
>doesn't remember that Paddy is also a war criminal
>Benoit's wins over ranked fighters: 2 (Ruffy, Hooker)>Paddy's wins over ranked fighters: 0 kek, what a bum, fraudulent title challenger
Piggy Pimblett is an Aryan God like Baldur
i only want paddy to win so he can gadoosh topturo next
>>156433843wasn't he literally heemed by 'wanis i haven't followed or cared but it was a picture perfect and extremely unusual kill so excuse me for doubting some seething bookworm did it
Getting ragdolled by Moicano is pretty cool. Don't let the haters say otherwise
>>156433906he can still do that while benoit and justin bleed all over the place in a war for the ages
>>156433958i reckon apturo wont take the fight if paddy loses, lil fewl will just beg in the media for a rematch for like a year
>wasn't he literally heemed by 'wanis >i haven't followed or cared
>>156433996ilja will do as he is told he doesn't have bargaining power
>Why are the they shooting my breakdown first?
>>156434062hasnt stopped any of these bozos before from just sitting on the sidelines doing nothing for years lets be real 3/4 of the ufc roster refuses everything but fights they think they can win that are against higher ranked fighters
>>156434173I thought you didn't follow or care b?
>>156434173The guy who shot Kirk is literally on trial right now. Just some lefty chud like the guy who shot JFK and the guy who shot Trump’s ear. It’s not particularly hard especially since Kirk didn’t have secret service tier security.
>>156434211if they make a new memecoin to pay him in so he can say he was paid 10 milly to fight paddy he might do it you're right though they're mostly overpaid bums except angela hill and gane
>>156434218came on too strong with the jfk bit lad and it looks like you might fool the yank above you let's wrap it up yeah
>>156433422our frenchies are better
>>156434311Lee Harvey Oswald definitely shot JFK the question is his motives/who he was working for. Most likely the mafia.
>>156434349Considering Jolly West mindraped Jack Ruby I'd say it's probably Dulles
>>156434366factual post>>156434349excellent gimmick
yeah b you don't have to feign ignorance or apathy you can just share your retarded takes you're safe here
>>156434366It could also be that a random lefty chud killed JFK acting alone at a time that was convenient for other people to take advantage of. Lee Harvey does fit the bill of a deranged psycho leftist completely. Same as other killers like that today
>>156434448Hi, It's me the English pervert, your once dear friend. This is crazy, I never come here but just wanted to see what everyone was saying about Dustin Porier and get a nice chuckle going. Disappointingly not a word. I saw a cross thread link and clicked it which took me back to Monday and say that you mentioned me, thinking I was back (I'm never coming back). What are the ODDS? I should have never seen that comment, biggest coincidence ever, unless you guys speak about me regularly which I'm sure you don't. What made you think I was there? Your comment was close to the beginning and no British flag has spoken
>>156434451he has you on the line like a kipper
>>156434620sure thing buddeh
Ever heard of Ock hams razor B?
>>156434618is it really you and there isn't a thread that goes by where dustin isn't mentioned so can't see how you're missing the IGBBMN posts jolie was safe in jamaica at the time so no need to worry as i did, not sure what you are referring to but it could be someone wrote something in your cadence and i got my hopes up no homohow have you been
>>156428642 he won 3 out of the first 4 rounds very clearly and took the last round off just to taunt cruz because the chances of cruz getting a finish were non-existent
ham is good but beef is better
Salvador SanchezArrived and vanishedOnly twenty-three with so much speedOwning the highway
In a game of X’s and O’s, sometimes the square wins - me, circa 2026
>>156434737so he scraped a decision (3/5 rounds won per your post) because he was too incompetent to do his job? just agree with messibro next time and be less belligerent or you get no 'nana
F
Sneako has declared New York a muslim caliphate, thanks Cap’n Obvious!
>>156434716Very good to briefly reunite with you, you're probably the best person in the whole of Finland, you had me falling off my chair lauging many times, and a warming personality. Course it's me, the wankers here are sad but not sad enough to pretend to be me. Very bad start though, you're already annoying me at the first message, I just said I never come here so i wouldn't have seen the Dustin stuff you mentioned. But good to know you all had fun with it. Good boys. I'm sure I missed out. There's nothing in this thread or the previous thread I checked, that's why I thought you didn't bother with it
>>156434665let us not squabble bruder and agree to disagree. Respectfully
>>156428498He has a bad habit of getting rocked and just spamming a right hand. It happened in the two TJ fights and Munoz, maybe more. No doubt he's worried about that so he's playing it safe.
>>156434859Kek cheers to that. You've got the real flags back, nice. I don't know why they don't just keep them permanently.This is the post. Now I'm curious
>>156434859
>>156434853he was only just on diary of a ceo blaming his vagrant father and we were laughing at him i'll post any funnies i have you might be disappointed though if you have high expectations one thing that was funny was italy was missing the whole time dustbin was in jail and as the news broke which aroused some suspicions
And I TOLD you guys Ilia isn't the best thing since sliced bread, he's good but you guys get too carried away by anyone on a win streak. I still can't believe the white house even actually happened. It was surreal
them louisiana boys don't play around if you know what I'm saying
>>156434965I need to see this. Haven't even heard about it yet
All I'm saying is that I would post "Justin will win" and commonwealth flags would pop up calling me a retard.
this one is a personal favorite>>156434924someone was impersonating your random capital letters mid sentence in the previous thread cba to scour what it was but nothing serious i think just something about being "can't believe i used to call you a friend" or something and the cadence was a bit similar to yours
Why do they keep booking Jan to fight Guskov?
>>156435020I always knew Dustin had something not so normal within him. In every conference he'd have this weird uncomfortableness in his facial expressions. Before I knew any better I thought he could just be shy, until I got more familiar with him. Now he's shown him true self it makes sense. He's a nice guy with a demon in him and it makes him squirm at times
>>156435085Because Jan and Guskov both keep signing because they both think it's a sure W
>>156435040never forget the brave few we were mocked we were cast aside and considered retards well who's the short guy now justin
>>156435072This isn't the programme you mentioned. I'm going to look for it and check it out.That's way too subtle, he's probably just retarded. And by the way that's not what I do, I capitalise names of things like you should
>>156435210>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM2jRSgjy1oi only made a minute i can't stand watching drunks deflecting
>>156435275Noice. Thanks lad
Welterweight Chandler is finna be a PRALWM
>>156435379He should fight Buckley.
>>156434979
>>156435408brie when is enough enough you'll kill the man
Unironically Conor might just win because Max’s boxing is kind of shit and he’s pillow fisted
>>156434794you wouldnt know what scraping a decision means b, you're a femboy and your country virtually produces no fighters in pillowtap or poofc the best combat athlete of all times from femboy sweden is a woman
guys i'm hyped up for the BSD vs Paddy fight
>>156435520daily heeminder that while the dogshit gaycies were doing a faggot bjj pyramid scheme in ufc a real man tony halme had much respected heavyweight legend randy couture admittedly shit his pants and have to resort to panic wrestling
>>156435527Fivey going wild
>>156435494>Max’s boxing is kind of shitWrong you fucking retard>and he’s pillow fistedWrong you fucking retard
Why is Whittaker on the prelims?
>>156435527no the tryst with the homicidal gypsy ended as predictably as it could with me losing a lot of money getting drugged assaulted and falsely accused of a series of crimes i am heeming a nice white lady now albeit with less passion, this seems promising wouldn't mind a bit of celtic strange >>156435622kek
>>156435635He got knocked out cold by Ilia Abturo
>>156435650King Green is a bigger star now. Originally they had Steveson up there but maybe they found out something about him.
>>156435650poobert shittaker is the worst middleweight champion ever
I don't think max realises what he's got himself into.
max seems like he rarely has much of an idea of what's going on
Blessed day to you *heems you*
>>156435946if I was heemed right now how could I post this message?
Dustbin is such a gimp for cockteasing his retirement for ages as if he was some type of UFC legend now he’s talking about coming back because he can’t stop drinking all the time but he’s fucked himself by admitting to taking steroids
>>156436028I heemed your soul
Worry about Max considering what Gooby is going to do to to him. This isn't some sloppy Justin Gaethje fight. He's in their with a surgeion.
People might be fooled into believing Conor was retired but not building up unbelievable heeming power the type of which the world has never seen
>>156435675Ok, you I can't leave without knowing if that's true or not. Are you serious? Haha>>156435622Fivey?
>>156436201>>156436231Blessed day, may canor rest in piss soon
Interesting https://youtube.com/shorts/3Oii4TtcER0
Max is gonna dance around for 2 rounds and gas him out and knock him over with a jab
Tom opens up about his autistic son https://youtube.com/shorts/YnJkQcCtzuc
Ruffy is out as the backup fighter, he will be replace with an upcoming prospect who fought on DWCS last season - Richard Waits.
>>156435424He a finn?
>>156436192
https://youtu.be/1XIhzGVk7OY
Max isn't going to survive two rounds in their with gooby.
>>156436371damn. respect.
>>156436374yt peepo......
floyd? they aight. but they ain't sabbath.
Does Holloway have aids or something?
>>156436815Drastically cutting weight and getting punched in the face for years
>>156436850That's a recipe for one handsome Polynesian!
>>156436882He’s got a unique look, could get cast in a Robert Eggers movie as a fisherman
eyyy ninth islan we gon fine out
I live for this shit
Got me a ride or die bitch like Dustin Porier's wifeI wish my parents named me Constantine (yes)Found that JohnnyGot left in the dumpster, it wasn't a shock to me
>>156435596>the pride of finland had a wrestler wrestling bbbbeast of a fighter b, i am sure he won that fight right
countries whom have contributed the most to mma1 usa2 finland3 brazil4 europe5 coconut creek
Why is Max good again? He fluked his best win.
Flukes don't exist in MMA.
Fluke Rockhold
I can fluke anybody in mma
>>156437812They do though, flukes are real things B. Flucas Tracy speaks about this.
>>156437145
>>156437873>flukes are real thingsNot in MMA.
Are Nige has just played an absolute blinder
>>156437812The how do you explain Tony's losses?
>>156437945Serra vs GSP was 100% a fluke win
>>156438000touchy subject, painful memories
No roof on de tingButt chippysLoisences for forksFuck Birtain
>>156437983Machiavellian in nature, even if he would sell us out to Dana and Co in a heartbeat
>they feed Clitia an easy opponent>proceeds to lose to said easy opponent
This still up? Yikes
>>156437812Joshua Can's entire career
Phones hoppin, jumped into the whip, no roof on da ting, ya know?
>>156438033How does one fluke tap to strikes?
Pooing now
>>156438172
>>156438159By a stroke of luck freak punch that rocked GSP on the top of the head
Deeply embracing a stripper with a hug? Certified Mark Coleman moment.
Paddy vs BSD is the non cazzie maine event everyone knows max is taking a retirement dive
The brazzas can be beat, and it’s quite simple really. You just have to back them up, Periera proved this in the Ank rematch, they can’t fight on the backfoot and so did Sean against Khamzat by constantly applying pressure.
They've promised max 30 free spins on the rainbet slot machines
Why didn't Chito just peroneal nerve leg kick TKO Sean O'Malley in the rematch?
Yeah because Ankalaev fights just like Makhachev.
If I eat an edible and see any Sean O'Malley interviews post merab dick down I get deeply depressed. You can feel the void in his soul
>>156438430Islam can’t fight on the backfoot and neither could Khabib
When Dustin said the N word I felt that shit
Heading to The Bodega. Anyone want some Slim Jim's, back woods or quart of milk?
>>156438484Your argument doesn't even make sense because Ankalaev spent most of the first Pereira fight on the backfoot.
>>156438497Get me a muscle milk banana flavor and walnut raisin cliff bar
Will gooby survive the after party if he wins? They'll need to put an amber alert throughout Nevada
>>156438430well i for one have never seen ankalaev get countered like this
I'm literally Ryan gosling in blade runner
If khabib got knocked out early in his career he would've grown to be a much more humble fighter
>>156438685Getting wanked off by your grok girlfriend?
>>156438484Islam fights of the back foot all the time and he’s good at it
just found out the tony halme kid got perma heemed, rip
>>156438265You can't throw a punch without intent.>>156438396>peroneal nerve leg kick TKOLiterally did not happen.
Salt papi is a great win and I'm tired of y'all pretending it isn't
>>156438788You don’t know what a fluke is maybe you should look it up
state of these custom shorts
>>156438752Let’s see him fight on the backfoot against Michael Morales without shitting his jocks
>>156438829
>>156438829100x better than the money shorts
>>156438829>>156438845Kwab not even monster sponsored
>>156438851you're a tasteless fucking pig
Me coostom shorts ye rides up a bit in the gooch ye
>>156438909m9 they're not even the right shade of green they look ridiculous
>>156436420
>>156438829Distinct lack of bwc imprint
>>156436261yes it's been tawlf though i would be a punk not to admit that it's pretty funny and was entirely avoidable
>>156438767real ones never die b
I fixed them ye
queen green will be fighting in his boxers
wait a second that 'zillian was insulting are tony and i called him b by accident i meant baboon obviously stupid 'caco
Fuck PPV points. Fuck the red panty night. Just give me Dern's cheeks!
>>156438955>ridiculous the new ones look extremely cheap and tacky. the old ones were gaudy and flashy in a good way.
i keep reading posts in conor's voice
>>156439354
>>156439126>>156439249>>156438929>>156438694>>156438767>>156438491these posts are great if read with conor's press conference voice
assalamualaikum my nigga!
>>156439628
You cannot say ifyoulovepinacoladas and congrats about the whiskey no way
Justin grew up in a tin mining town, which is where his name is derived from
>>156439789kek
>>156436381Yes
Prince Harry has failed his lawsuit against the daily mail
>>156439073KEKerooney! this is actually mad, what is your life lad? Well definitely not boring. Going to have to check the archives for this gold
creampieing hunter campbell just won't hit the same
>>156440169Erm mate he makes this shit up
Creampieing Dana with a playlists of D'angelo and Sade on
>>156440231Why would anyone make such things up. If you're going to make something up it's usually involves you riding around in your rolls Royce and having dinner parties with Bruce Willis and a model of your choice
I rolled with Royce and ate dinner with Bruce Willis
As washed as Conor will be I don’t think he’s dumb enough to lose to Max
>>156440236
>>156440415think again
i swear mma fans MUST be the dumbest niggers on the planet, one second it's max would heem ilia at 155 and the next second he can't even beat 40 year old washed cokenor.
>>156440473Jon loved this!!
>>156440473Shit on his dick and all
Conor has been seen playing touch butt with Dillon danis in the park
Shiet where Sneed fine ass at?
Looking good you little Chinese gimp!
>>156440691Tony was back in less time
me personally I wouldn't have gotten injured. but that's just me.
>>156440543Is the implication that Ilia at 155 is more of a threat than Conor at 170?
Ilia is probably getting so much pussy in Miami right now
>>156441125conor isn't a threat to any active ufc fighter
I've never been injured for more than three days in my entire life. but that's just me
>>156441280Was that when yo daddy raped you?
>>156441365No it's when I tried to pull my dick out your mom and almost broke it
>>156441278simply not true
>>156441278I think you greatly underestimate the effect of Max cutting to 145. He shouldn't have done it. At 155, he ate every shot Justin threw. How did Ilia handle those same punches? Conor might be ring rusted and old but he still is a larger man with a big Irish head. He won't win but he will definitely be able to take the hits. I actually expect D1 Goobert to show up and make it a bit of a snoozer split decision.
Why don't they give Schaubcat some HGH and test?
>>156441403>even in xher fantasies xher clitty is so thin xhe fears breaking itKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>156441421In what world is goobs bigger than max
>>156441481Penis size
>>156441476idc i'm gonna go jerk off now
>>156441481Try reading my post 6-8 more times b
>>156441481In many worlds i fear
Gooby getting bricked up for a gym photoshoot. Levels.
>>156441421mcmanlet does not hit hard
yea yeah, remember to shut teh fuck up while im wathcing soccer
>>156441809See >>156441535
Jon Jones and his nigga Justin Poirier
How hard is Joe Rogan? His kick I mean
Jon Jones and his nigga Gable Steveson
fight week = mcgregorheem? dead
>>156442308Footy is on lad
>>156441951in simplest terms: ilia can knock max out at any weight. conor can never knock max out. if you think conor can outwrestle max then you're just a recency bias casual with shit for brains.
https://suno.com/s/BEYgPIm2gTWkZYJY
no one is clicking that shit sneedy b
>>156442425lol conor lay and prayed max in their first fight is that recency bias b? it's okay I'm just smarter, faster and better than you.
>>156442552dropped his ass
guru no showed sean o'malley's podcasthe actually killed himself this time
Oh no... conor bros....
>>156442650
Conor is nowhere to be seen
the thought police actually got guru wtf
>>156442552>he wrestled max for one round 13 years ago at 145>therefore he can wrestle for 5 rounds at 170 nownot the best brains for the art
>McGregor canceled his after party at the encore beach clubUh oh
Fake news. If you cazzies watched the latest Bedtime FC you'd know Bedtime confirmed he was in contact with Guru just last week.
Conor McGregor has pulled out of the fight due to HIV complications
i(26M) watch every bedtime fc
really hoping conor doesnt fight this weekend
Connor Mcgregor has pulled out due to Fornier's Gangrene
my boy bobby knuckles lookin thick solid tight
conor needs to fight NOTHING ever fucking happens just let this happen PLEASE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4zRXBGOOP4someone say gangrene
guru was stabbed by a sikh and bled out in handcuffs under a london cops knee
anyone else notice how guru always pronounces anthony ANTUNNEH and his middle name is antony without the h
what will the sheeple do without their guru
If you put a man into a dress and wig than Sneed would probably fuck them.
>jabronis last month: UFC White House is getting cancelled!>jabronis this month: Conor is pulling out!
it is spelt jabronies
claude can i fit into the ufc venum king green fight shorts with a 10 inch fat bwc
>>156444717It's not happening chud, you're on the wrong side of history
>Bedtime
GODru got the schizos boilin
>>156444997Bedtime would heem you stiff he's an undefeated fighter with a 1-0 record
we're lucas tracy fans here
>>156444954bappa using only your memory can you share with these youngbloods the origin of jabroni?
you have to admit it was a based evilchad move by garry to permaheem shavkat's knee
MMA Joey got you sweating like a sinner in church methinks, hmm?
>>156445260i believe The word "jabroni" is a wrestling and pop culture insult popularized by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in the late 1990s. While Johnson famously brought the term to the mainstream, the word has roots in a much older, 20th-century Italian-American slang term, jaboney, which meant a low-level loser or newcomer. meng
AI users? Subhuman.
>>156445295shartkat is fragile as fuck and was plagued with injuries his whole career, his legs were fucked in the wondergoy fight
do not reheem, do not bloody reheem sir
>>156445480You use AI all the time spammy
Lucas is a pure soul, you can tell. When you look at him and you look at Guru it's easy to see the sickness festering inside Guru.
>>156445740how long it take you to come up with this one, b?
What the hell?
>>156445415Peach but giambone
https://x.com/daswagman_19/status/1733477952099065883
>>156445942I needed enough 5 hour energies to fuel an expedition to the Antartarctican Empire
Marlon Chito Vera fight announcement
Conor has not been on either of the first two heembeddeds. Some think he is not ready.
i secretly want england to beat norway and feel dirty feeling this way benoit needs to do the needful to balance things out
I knew Conor was flushed when he went on Ariel's show with that gay hat on
>>156448213
>>156447964it's cause he's practicing secret techniques cazzie bitchtits
Holloways best win is Dustin Poirier.A guy who Mcgregor knocked the fuck out cold.
still no conor slipshmm
I bet on Justin and got called retarded
Someone have the webm of conor in a tucked shirt and ball cap?
>>156448197you love us
>>156448614Holloway's best win is a 5 round domination and knockout of UFC lightweight champion Justin Gaethje
>March 18, 2023Conor Mcgregor calls out jews for owning media using Twitter voice notes>March 23. 2023Twitter's voice notes feature is removed?
come on lads not on gooby fight week...
Gooby's erect penis vs Max's flaccid weight cut penis
>>156449642that was a fluke win and we all know it
Paddy is a fighter with>bad striking>mediocre ground game>a granite chinIs there any way he beats BSD?
>>156451940Benoit is ugly
lobster pasta let's go for that
>>156451940Benoit has staph again
>>156452841Oy vey the things Goyim eat
Is gooby building hype by not being in the embedded? Or is he checked the fuck out
>>156453559Gooby and Guru started a new podcast, they are currently prerecording hundreds of episodes to release
>>156438829Should’ve made the Book of Kells into its pattern.
But I ain't even gon get mad, I'm young black and rich
>>156453971conor is scottish i am told
paddy will do bsd how moicano did him screenshot this
>>156454309He’s a can as per the streets.
the cops found guru's hard drive
>>156454867canor has NO POWERI CAN HIT HARDER THAN HIMdefinitive proof
>conor fight week without the 'gu
They trying to sell me lies bitch I ain't buying shit
Beefing with my chick while i'm in jail
>>156455741you're going to have to get used to fight weeks without guru. the piggy is dead.
if conor looked like shit against dustin how is he supposed to look better after 5 years not training? it's literally impossible.
>>156456944>ibogaine>titanium shinbone>catholicisim>enthusiastic and prolonged sex>hair transplant>music label
You're missing an unbelievable football match
>unbelievablelet me guess, some faggot kicked a ball at a net. omg I can't believe it.
soccer FAGGOTS embarassing themselves heemgain...
Ask Sneed anything
>>156460087spit or swallow girl?
>>156460087Is sneed a palindrome?
>>156460087What does an mans peins taste like? Respectfully.
I've been to Conor's gym recently. He's been training with a Moldovan grappling coach and has lots of up and coming grapplers in it like Alex Keigh. He's going to sniff pilloway then grapple down Islam and rematch khabib.
>>156460087what's his name?
>>156460742sneed only suckles lady penis you cazzie fuck
Anik voice: CONOR MCGREGOR HAS JUST KNOCKED OUT MAX HOLLOWAY!
and then you woke up
>>156458203it was peak kino
>>156460087why are you too lazy to go to the cantina or meet magapatriot don't act like you're busy
4 fucking days
making a Bones thread btw
i can't can someone else and fast
>>156462759
