>>156413844
Sweden. Justin Gaethje. Chills.
>hides OP
sami turrunen
Gooby fight week
Sweden and Finland runs this general I tremble in fear
>Gooby death week
Ask me anything!
ey on sadday nite
I'm scared for Max.
UFC 329: Conor McGregor, in memoriam.
that's a penis!
yo hol up sneed looks like *THAT*? zamn!
/heem/ are fucking dead.
/footy/
I'm scared for Mrs. Holloway..... she has never felt a BWC before , i hope Conor doesn't tear apart her pussy
Where is spoido?
>>156464467Max only loses to people with smaller penises than him. He’ll fare just fine.
>>156464577ortega is comfirmed for having a huge dong
To be fair we still haven't seen Max's penis. The photo of him doesn't show anything.
>>156464525your wonk, the 'cels guru, my weedman, where are they disappearing to
Everyone with a brain is picking Conor btw
This could be the first trumpetMight as well be the lastMany more will have to sufferMany more will have to dieDon't ask me why
>>156465100Hopefully a series of unrelated tragically ironic deaths suited to fit each of them.
https://suno.com/s/BEYgPIm2gTWkZYJY
How come euros can't into air conditioning? You literally just push air through tubes of freon. It's that easy, it's a fan and tubes of freon you could even build it yourself.
>>156463887what's her name?
>>156465273where was this scary timing when dustin was smacking him in the face with a right hook at will?
Is Kevin Gates dressing up in a furry costume to relate to his autistic daughter based or cringe?
Smoke a big sliff of some good sensimiliaNever smoke nothing like a plain bush ganjaDrink Irish Moss while you drink waterEat rice and peas while you eat hamburgerYou ride a Ford while I ride a limousine, sirYou very lazy while I work out harder
Tom Aspinal, is he acting disabled just to relate to his son better?
>>156462759Fuck Dana
A lot of you don't even realize you're just doing a Bobby Kelly impression
>>156465963all this time we've been joking about him being gay without realizing that it was true all along
>>156466042this isn't your most recently deceased male relatives book of condolence
>>156466042He has 3 kids
Zooted af rn
>>156466009Dude
the persian wmma is hearting my posts
>>156462759I bet Conor gets knocked out in the first round
fun fact no one knows where the word 'bloke' comes from they suspect irish travellers took it from indiansisn't that fuckin' awesome
>Yeah dude smoking weed is so cool! Me when I was 14 years old.
Nobody is going to be talking abiut Conor McGregor after this card is done. It's just going to be about Messi and Mbappe. Horrible timing for his return, could have delayed it a month, or even scheduled the PPV for late July
>>156466727Same but at 38
>>156466727fake sneed
>>156466727Same but at 35
>>156466727i was smoking at 14 instead of fantasizing about it being cool clapping cheeks too
so sick of people counting fake wins/losses like volk vs islam 2 or mcgregor vs poirier 3
Wenna make poo in 25 minutes wait for my word and unleash hell - me to my own asshoel
>>156462843I woul go out with Hunter.
Dana is a fat bald goof bitch
Remember when that kid named Eli who called me poor in middle school ended up tripping out on some laced drugs and broke into somebody's house and stabbed to death an old man and his dog then got naked and ran across town broke into a clothing store changed clothes while the police sent dogs to look for him then ended up overdosing and dying in the gutter outside section 8 apartments in Charlotte North Carolina?
>>156463887Thats quite a dong! D:
perhaps a move in weight classes could help Eli
>>156467035Get a diary man
>>156467008she looks like jodie foster with tits you'd be gay not to
His dad was in jail and his mom is a nurse so I don't know why he even thought he was rich to begin with, fuck you eli
I wonder what it would feel like to take a shit while at a full sprint
>>156467101Nah, how about fuck that?
IT IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER
Even if you are not ready for the day, it cannot always be night.
>>156463107No need to tremble in fear buddy
Say to them, the downkeepers
Sneed I am assuming you are not employed
so the thread's been up for an hour now and there have been 0 serious posts about MMA so far.
>>156467434He's afraid.
>>156467485Oh they are named after you I see
>>156467513Poor thing, bless him
>>156467502Wannabe janny ahh dude, bro is the off topic police lmaooo
>>156465963*record scratch* yep, that's me..
So yeah wolf ticket, what was that all about?
>>156467485is this thc or psilocybin?
Can you goon when on shrooms
>>156467676i heemed the gypsy for hours on acid it was very nice
>>156467749
>>156467749Everything in moderation
>>156467749MRS. HOLLOWAY DON'T LOOK
>>156467579go somewhere else if you want to discuss whatever nonsense. why do you have to fill up the MMA general with retarded bullshit?
>>156467794i would just prefer not to have tranny porn in my /heem/
>>156467925just hide the posts la' you can't trust the janman to do anything very rarely have i seen a trans penis attached to any text of substance
Cry baby reddit bitches itt
alright real talk nowwho are /heem/ approved trannies?yes, this is on topic due to the nature of the sport
There is no need to cry here, but if you have to, by all means let the floodgates open
Topkek at Loner's absolutely dogshit house in heembedded.Englel sucks so fucking much.I'm surprised an Asian is living in such a SHITHOLE. They are normally affluent enough to not live in a SHITHOLE estate (90% of Englel). Judging from his urban London accent he himself is scum, which is again surprising, since Asians tend to be more affluent.Thank you for your attention to this matter!
How about you just shut the fuck up and watch the fights? How about that?
>>156468103im not a faggot i jack off to real men not these hrt freaks
>Sandhagen is favourite against BautistaTopjej. Free money.
Psilocybin is based, I accidentally joined a procession of hasidic Jews mourning October 7th whilst tripping
iykyk
>>156468216How about you watch yourself in the mirror and ask: Is this the man I want to be?
bet the house on conor by subdon't ask me how i know
Imagine if Erling Haaland cared about wmma
>>156468400two points of fent after a week long pcp binge i would imagine
>>156468414brasiw would be finished and i would be down an enemy it just won't do
where is the penis
Finished pooing. Took hoooooors
>>156469185did you do it in the loo?nah, probably on the street, huh?
If khabib was raised in Stockton he would've been the biggest cholo gimp of them all. Dudes is a fundamentalist at heart
behold
>>156469165that's better
>>156466727getting older is realizing that just having a light high is better than being stoned or smoking to the point of turning retarded
>>156469381
Why does Max keep referring to the "nineth island"? What is that?
Ninth*
>>156469606he's saying nice with a lisp>>156469555lol
Nigger
>>156469745
who's the riggi riggitini of mma?
>>156470265Cyrillic Gane literally cheats in every fight he's ever had and then his opponents get blamed for it
where Mcgregor?
Sataday nite we goon
i'm not funny, I can't make you laugh but damn can I heem your atoms apart
>>156470971Put my sides in orbit b
>>156467639Phycdelec
Heem full of comedians. Don't know what your own about
>>156467925Is it similar to shroom high with dabs and caffeine
If COnor McGregor was oatmeal he'd be Conor McGregor Brand Oatmeal™ Now With Added Fiber And Vitamins For The Perfect Start To The Day, Just Add Banana And Blueberries
>>156469381Smoking weed is middle school behavior. Unless you’re brown then go right ahead
Conor's outout of him mind if he thinks he stands a chance against Max Blessed Holloway!
but seriously though Max is a fucking warrior man. he lives for this shit. fighting is in his blood.
>>156472184Im brown and Ive been a doctor for 6 years. I smoke weed every day. Stay mad bitch.
>>156472443Someday this post will be used against you in a malpractice case
>conor fight week>12+ hour threads Dead generalDead sport
zooted witless tho still
His name is King Green now
>>156473111Dulling the pain are we?
do you think we’ll ever see a sight of blood heem
The sport has moved on from Gooby.
The sport of UFC
to be the best you gotta beat the best and the best is blessed baby
who's conor mcguebos
the sport has evolved
>>156473511soothing the sorrow sadly
mcgregor? oh you mean that fucking R A P I S T??????
The sport has moved on but maybe then it's time for you to move in?
The sport has moved on so when will you?
time for you to move into range of this nasty wheel kick
>Sandhagen v Bautista>Royval v Lone'er>Whittaker v Krylov>Garbrandt v YanezThis weekend's card is a technician's delight dudes
The sport of moving on
Sporting a move
yeah i just have a feeling conor's gonna pull it off though
>>156473491we call him Bobby Queen here
>>156475025you eat bananas that's what you do
>>156474951Pull off what? The mask he wears? Yeah, I'd like to see that to. What is Conor McGregor like when no one is around?
he's more like the court jester really
>>156475157i pity the fool
>>156475098There is absolutely nothing wrong with that.Nature.
Bobby the fool
>>156475222tell that to steve erwin
>>156475296Tell what to Stewe Erving?
chuck liddell man
>>156475378that he needs to no
>>156475378That
the iceman
the world cup has nothing on the Nords™ of heem absolutely nothing
>>156462759What happened to the gorilla in the pic? I don’t recall ever seeing him fight against anyone but oversized middleweights and one giant ngubu who doesn’t seem to actually know what mma is.
>>156475534You could say that the world is a cup that is about to spill over
clozzy's always latching on to the better nordic countries the fat little parasite he is
>>156475744What's better than Finland?
Hearing rumours that Conor might be out of the fight with a foot injury. Unsure of the specifics but it appears a dumbbell was dropped from waist height and landed on his big toe.
hark! is that the sound of a danish vassal shrieking in shame?
>>156475222the finish kid is seething over being the femboy version of the scandinavian countries cant finland just go back to being under swedish rule so they can you know, stop being a bunch of annoying faggots?
Nothing wrong with me taking big swedish cock inside my ass and him whispering to me that he loves me. Absolutely nothing.
>>156475626He's cornering his boyfriend on Saturday
>>156475995
>>156475862Uncircumcised king
>>156475995you're the jon 'boned' jones fan aint ya that kid is hella gay, he was twerking on thiago santos just so he could avoid getting hit, the creepy little dude
i suppose it is better it is swedish all things considered
the 'tassium starved one is getting all confused bless its heart
Why is Dustin crying about getting dropped by Bud Light? You said nigga to a cop on camera whilst drunk, games over pal
>>156476282Dustin did WHAT??!
>>156476282Keep us posted re: Dustins loife man
isn't bud light gay i seem to remember it was gay
jon is a raped faggot though
>>156476172it is if sweden gave his consent. otherwise you will turn into an actual degenerate. you know your jon Jones, your adesanyas, your tony halmes..
We almost had Jones v Tuivasa
>>156476613tony pbuh had 'exit only' tattooed above his ass b
>>156475995>>156476048samefinn
Dustin said WHAT to WHO??!
>>156476882n bombs per sources to a police of color no less
Dustin did a good job marketing his white boy chilli sauce to the masses tbqf
>>156476430if you pay attention, his homosexual persona comes out when he's really mad
at the end of day it is what it is bratha we see on sataday
>>156476855a very enlightning experience indeed
>>156477266He was jumping for joy here after being told his cellmate would be a big dick Swede he could freely suck off
It's so gosh darn hot b
>>156477800not here here is very nice
>>156477845Oh just rub it in why don't ya?!
i'm starting to feel bad for the 'caco
HEAD KICK TO THE BODY
>enters the thread
>>156477973well it's not all peaches and cream bappa but at least it's raining i would rather be in usa rn tbchwy
How about Don Fry but instead it's French Fries
max is way more retarded than garth it's not even close
I would heem any faggot soccer player. Fuck this sport taking over the board.
Great low kick to the ball there
>>156478230the egyptian coach used to play and during a friendly in lebanon tried to disarm a soldier to shoot someone for pissing him off midgame, allegedly far from his worst chimpout
I feel this everyday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTsSVOgc0ng
>>156477730>inmediately bends overdamn the kid just couldnt wait
>>156478591Why are muzzies incapable of controlling anger
brazilians so desperately want to be united states of americans that they are adopting mutts law
>>156478854I side with their use of force first. Dont be a pussy
I used to talk things out with my mouth, now my fists do the talking.
>>156478854they eat a lot of sugar maybe that's it
>>156478894Not really mutts law when Jon openly makes sexual advances towards white men (and all other races of men)
>>156478097OHHHHH HES ROCKED >YES HE IS JOE >WE WANT TO TAKE THIS MOMENOHHHH HE ROCKED HIM AGAINOHHH HES REALLY HURT MIKE>WE WANT TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO THANK OUR SPONSORS OHHHHHH HE IS OUT>IT IS ALLLLLLLL OVER
now my ass does the talkingmy tight wet ass
KEK UFC actually gave King Green his own custom shorts
to put it simply, I want to end your career.
>>156479366Shouldn't they be pink and flowery in matching with his persona?
>>156479366those are the niggeriest shorts ive ever seen
>>156479292GEOOOORGE RUUUUSH ST PEEEEEEYAAAAAARE!>joe stares devoid of emotion
>>156479366might fuck around and say he is the greatest Strikeforce fighter of all time
>>156479420>pink = gay>flowery = jon jones anything to get at the champ
out here smokin on that chuck liddell
gone off that andre fili
burning that jim miller during break
weighing out that daniel cormier an I aint talkin that poirier nigga
one hit of that jerome le banner will have you on your ass
>>156467008would she go out with you tho? that is the real question senpai
>>156480399*he
I got something to say!
The subtle jab at a man for being gay if done enough times can break them. Apply that to your jab in the cage, and well, you just might have what it takes to be the next ultimate fighter.
>>156480742pussy pussy ass ass vagina armbar
>>156479902>>156480000>>156480098>>156480233>>156480365is this really all the same guy?
so what's Dana's drug of choice?
Need to pay the power bill but also am sober quite the predicament
>>156481531kvass
I'm down 4 whatever btw
Reminder that Jiri is in contention with Ben askren for most humiliating lose in the UFC.
>>156482692Post your piece b
>>156482792talmbout the maia fight? doo willfully gave up his neck cause he was tired
>>156481531Obviously coke
So Dana absolutely wants gooby to win this week right?
>>156483709Might want him to lose and retire since we're past the PPV era
>>156482820Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times, pistol grip pump on my lap at all times!They can be fuckin with other people's shit, but they can't be fuckin with mine!
>>156481082smokin on that phil brooks
>>156483709If he wanted him to win he wouldn't have given him an unwinnable fight.
>>156484263Nice BB gun bitch
>>156483709definitely not
>>156484433Feel a little bad for Holloway having to go out and get smoked by a half retired promotion owner
burning david branchlighting king green making love to paulo costa
McGregor is ending him braddah
cheeky little gyno
chillin on some fire ray sefo
>>156479366He’s been a fun fighter for a long time. Deserves it desu
If you don't bet on Conor you're mentally handicapped
>>156483709Dana doesn’t care. Conor has 2 fights left and they’ll both do big gates. The paramount money is already locked in
>sparks holloway>destroys paddy >retires
>>156484944>that shadowboxing oh dear...this is going to be grim
>>156478854forget the name but there’s a theory that your native language strongly influences your personality. arabic is the angriest language by far
>>156485080If he beat Holloway they are 100% doing the khabib rematch.
>>156485080Paddy the Baddy? Wow...
Fazza...
>>156483709no you fucking goober have you been paying attention to anything in the last SIX years
Sneed bro we gotta talk about what happened last night. Stop ignoring my messages on discord.
CAN YAS FEEL IT
>>156468598for just a moment i thought this was dricus the tiger my most precious image
McGregor wins
>>156486261hate this bum
more like NOT CLICKING THAT SHIT
why does hollogay look so old? I though black don't crack, brudda?
>>156486641it is what it is
>2nd heembedded out>still no Gooby in the thumbnail or episode
the king is backhttps://x.com/THATBOYMMAGURU/status/2074626597882093655?s=20
Finland will dominate the ufc soon
McGregor looked seriously pathetic in the third Dustin fight. I suggest you all go rewatch before making picks.
>>156487019mentally ill freaks in shambles
Finland good fighters yes
>fucking Conor McGregor fight week >Page two Se acabo wey...
>>156487109and think of how motivated he had to be, younger, two legs. i just don't know about this.
>>156487170It's because MMA Guru is dead/AFK andhim and his community here have carried /heem/ for the last 4 years
>>156466727I never found it cool because I'm one of those sorry fucks that just end up paranoid, anxious and hearing demonic voices. My brain chemistry is just not weed friendly I guess.
>>156487274>two legswrong
okay brb gonna shower
>>156467676On shrooms all my horniness just dies so I doubt it
>>156486426>not waderweidoansmdh
>enters the thread>starts replying to off topic post from 4 hours agobeast mode
I have a gigantic penis
I'ma finna shower too man having a shower beer too fuck it it's Conor fight week bay bayy
>>156483709Daner already cashed out on goobThey gave him 2 dates and didn't even try to resign him
fuck it I don't even care that I'm balding
>>156486420>hate this bum show me ur vers shrine
>>156487081the "mr. finland"s of this world don't really have the makings of a varsity athulete I'm afraid b
Toot that thang up, mami, make it rollOnce you pop, pop, lock it for me, girl, get lowIf yo' mama gave it to you, baby girl, let it showOnce you pop, lock, drop it for me, maybe we can roll (oh)
Chuck Liddell the pillow guy?
>>156487788honestly? respect
>>156487004Who is this guy b
>>156487788>baldingWhy wait? Shave it. Be bald. Be bold. Be you?
>>156486420You never watched his fights live, casual bitch newfag faggot. You dont know shit from shineolah.
>>156487893just a guy trying to be a good dad, how about you bud
>>156487788Just shave it b. You look good already.
Sneed's twerking her bussy again
>>156487944
make that pussy pop, call is kape
>>156483709No, I think that given that they pretty obviously don't want any stars that supersede the brand and have acted with that policy since Conor, they're pissed that even after getting heemed twice by peahead he's still the biggest thing in the sport. So they'll try to humiliate him on the way out and try to kill any hype to see him fight at all ever again.
>>156487944watched him get his ass beat by a fat jeet
hit you with that 9-8 combo *oost oost*
>>156487813There will be atleast 3 finnish champions at the same time in the ufc
>>156488158What weights and year
How do you even defend against this >>>/gif/30878551 ?
>>156488158have they been shipping africans there by the boatload, I mean, not the somali kind but you know like the blaggest dudes you've ever seen b, blagger than the kettle that called the pot blagg
>>156488243blacks are bad at fighting
Lemme show you how easy it is to become UFC champion*becomes UFC champion*
im not really interested in seeing goob get humiliated again desu it's weird that it was only 6 months between the first and second porier fights, for some reason I remembered it being longer
>>156488300regrettably it must be admitted that they are better than finns. they can't even sneak an actual finnish dude by to killed on cantender series
>>156488229Bantam weight, feather weight women straw weight>>156488243Nah, we dont need those
>>156488300????
Oh good jab from Pimbl- AND HE'S DONE IT!!!PADDY THE BADDY! HAS KNOCKED ILIA TOPURIA OUT COOOOOOOOOOOOLD!Unbelievable!
>>156488364or second and third i guess
we don't need mcgregor anymore
>>156488388mate even jeets are better than finns
>>1564882292029
I'd bet my life Strickland has a fatter hog than Dricus
>>156488453You will see the wrath of finns some day!!
where are all the cody fanshaven't heard a peep from them all week your boy is about to get retired finally, show up for your boy one last time!!
>>156488546cody durden's fight got cancelled b
CONOR MURPHY DEAD AT 32!!!
And here we g- OOHHH CONOR HAS WIPPED OUT HIS MENG... MAX IS COWERING IN FEAR! DANA WHITE HAS CALLED A STOP TO THIS CONTEST VIA SUBMISSION DUE TO A FRONT NAKED IRISH MENG!!
>>156488524You know I really hope so I really do b, finns are some of my favorite people, great people
>>156488518>comparing ingrown twps Lmao
>>156488684Thanks fren :DD
mrs swalloway has been in gooby's dms ever since she seen the leaks b, she's leakin for the goob tube
>>156488518i'm the only one who knows the truth
>>156488745I don't want that canuck even talking to you, you understand?
>>156488743kuckmaru is about to feel the power of an african fist cracking his shiny malteser head open
>>156488809Anderson knows.
FACT: scousers do not get knocked out
kamaru moving up to get heemed by dricbeast crushes pisslam's heckin legacy fight dreamexpect him to retire before the year is up
>>156488403>>156488468I believed you
>>156488743It's sad but we are about to see a UFC legend get sissified in front of hundreds of thousands of people. Wish he'd just retired instead. Oh well.
>>156488809Hoenstly? Respect
>>156488957Do you think about Slamdaddy all the time or just at 3AM during the week?
>>156489375every time you post you manage to make it so vile that another demon in hell is assigned to your torture
>3AMwhere's toimecop when you need him
>>156483709Who
Cody "No Love" Garbrandt fight week btw
You have to be southpaw to beat Conor.
>>156489458It's 3am in telaviv right now unironically, lmao
>>156489218Du piggy is only a blacked.com legend I’m afraid
if bobby heckin knuckles beats krylov does that mean he could have been the first three-division champion if he wasn't pecho frio
Dricus du Plessis is undefeated against blacks.
>>156489727What about vasti?
Where is goobs hiding bros?
y'all heard what guru said?
Lee Rigby is defeated against blacks.
“Shota” Shawna pigland is raped against BBC Muzdaddies
Lee RigbyLuke Riley...Woah
almost feel bad for marty but it had to be someone
I said, Cody "No Love" Garbrandt fight week. By the way.
Kamaru Usman is not Muslim.
Oi u gotta loicense to be up dis L8?
>>156490072
>>156490118you talgin this week b? gonna have to get him on the phone if you are gonna be sure
>>156490118Congratulations, He is The Ultimate Fighter
ALHAMDULILLAH
>>156490193anyone can wear a bedsheet mate
talmbout no love den ur talmbout absolut bombs
any bitch here talking ab out mma during soccer needs to shot
>>156490118listen to the Muslim here
>>156490235you should follow through with killing yourself today. for the sake of mma of course.
>>156490264bitch shut up
>>156490235the divegrass isn't even awln b, not til thursday
self immolation for the injustices of fighter pay xir
>>156490297bitch fuck you
way too much fighting going on here
You now remember "La Leyenda" Ilia Topuria.
*ilia topuria surrenders to Justin Gaethje on the White House lawn - 2026*
People forget man, Ilia was crazy he had all those impressive victories over uhhhhhhhh...........
>WINNER VIA VERBAL SUBMISSION
First rule of /heem/: No fighting in /heem/.Second rule of /heem/: HEEM
"Yeah Id spit his dick out too after an few moments of bolowing him"-Gathje on Topirua
"Yeah I'll hold your pocket."-Cody Garbrandt on TJ Dillashaw
You now remember "Borz" Khamzat Chimaev.
[spoiler]He's back[/spoiler]
You now remember Henry Nowak
ulberg era :)
Take care of your underwears
>>156490453>>156490609crazy how the aura of invincibility is completely gone from these guys. I think ilia's career is over and borz is coming back to perform like shit
You now remember Jiraped Prolapseka
>>156488631>he's actually deadI thought it was a joke
>>156488631Lots of rich white people die in mysterious suicides in Thailand, must be a really nice place.
>>156490738
>>156490796nothing is better than the United States. Wyoming out produces the world. Canada and Mexico are the shitty neighbors that dont mow their lawn or produce consistent champions in mma
Louisiana has a lot of problems with mma. Can they be helped?
it gon be bad my hombre
McGregor is lucky Power Slap is on the day before
Yeah I got a small dick but I can weem so now whats up
>fucking Conor the notorious McGregor fight week >Page twoY'all fell off bad heem
raise the ufc heavyweight limit
>>156491109brutally mogged by the footy tbqhwy
no weight division
>soccer has anti-racism protocols
>>156491109>fucking BJ the prodigy Penn fight week>Page two >Y’all fell off bad heem
new >>156491277
>>156491283are you retarded?
>>156491312/retard/
>>156491362I forgot the cap was 500.
>>156491403ya got that deviated brain stem b lay off the sauce
>>156491446im not even drunk, I did get a little high awhile ago and I apologize I got excited at making the next one and saw red no ragrets #warriorlifestyle #firedildo
Conor McGregor baby the champ is back boys
>>156491362
>>156491283
>>156491209
>>156491520Conveniently he doesn't think tapping, which is begging another man to spare your life, counts a loss
Guru has been seen in the Damascus mountains
>>156491673In a real fight you would just bite them or grab their nuts and squeeze but if you KO them you can take their booty
guru's live right now you fewls
keith hackney punished joe son for his crimes as a rapist before we even knew them by KOing his balls and cock with vicious kumite strikes
oh yeah let me tune right in NOT!
>>156491740We are watching Action Button on Twitch, sweaty
did daner book mcgoob during the third world cup on purpose? does he hate him that much?
just ran into mcgregor here
did he snatch tha lil nose off ya
>>156491811Dude needs a crispy fade that look ain't it
update: mcgregor has raped me
>>156491855nah it's kino
THE HUNTING BEACH BAD BOY!
>>156491939
>>156491939>1 year layoff Ilia in a Micky mouse event I'm sure you're going to post that shot of him hurting a double cut Tony in the apex next aren't you cazzie
>ilia heemed max>max heemed gaethje>ilia heemed charles>charles subbed gaethje>gaethje TKO'd iliaany expert mma mathematicians in?
khabib made conor tap like chicken
>>156492033>i-ili apoopia is going to KILL goythje!!!>no no th-that doesn't count !!!
>>156492113why didn't he just heem him like peahead?
>>156492033
A bigger, stronger, harder hitting Josh Emmett beat Ilia? Now whomst could have predicted that? Whom indeed...
>>156492080every fight of all time has 50/50 odds
>>156492193Lmao Mickey mouse gloves to boot also This isn't the own you think it is lil bro
>>156492080Max was peaching the fuck outta Ilia before the fluke heem. Non-drained Max at 155 heems him just like Garthje.
>>156492280I think we can all agree that Ilia won that fight.
>>156488631Are we supposed to know who this is
>what do you mean it doesn't count because it was at a mickey mouse venue with Mickey mouse gloves >You can't just memory hole it nooooo
>>156487788That shit ain't natural. You can reverse it without any drugs or surgery too. I've been growing back what I've lost. Check out SELFMAXXER on YouTube.
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>>156492355If ilia wasn’t retarded he’d have finished it in the 2nd. Went for meme subs instead of just throwing from mount
>>156488631I told you youngbloods I would outlive you.
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>>156492480Guy who delivered one of the first giga mogs every captured on tape
>>156492591>this is a 38yo man holy shit he looks 50
>>156492591thank goodness I have dark eyebrows cannot imagine living with fair eyebrows
>>156492593Uhhhh thats The Zyzz sweaty. And Tom Platz before that. Suckandick.
>>156492591Does Gooby ever not look fruity?
I shitted BIG TIME
isn't it crazy that I can type anything and make 10 random people from around the world read it? It's like mind rape, I can say anything and by the time they realize it's worthless rambling it's already too late.Pee pee. Poo poo.
isn't it crazy that filipina women are considered some of the lowest tier of woman for some homosexual reason?t. not filipino
>>156492952Theyre hyper aggressive and needy
>>156492861awyeauh
>>156492952they're short and squat browns with unremarkable faces at bestI have never seen a filipina over a low 8/10
>>156492904b you could always do that my grandma would do that
>>156493034Kazumi SquirtsKendra SpadeGia DiBellaAugust Taylor
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>>156492952You dont get enough pussy to make calls like that bud. Stfu.
>>156493034how about this one
Reading the Sefer Mar’ ot. Shit’s cash 2bh.
>Conor is fighting this weekendThere’s no hype for this at all
>>156493255>>156493170meng has flip pornstars on the brain at all times. those girls are mixed and still 6s b, at best.
>>156493170I think you just have awful taste b these are terrible>>156493255she's cute but she's also definitely not full filipino
big bear is a mountain
>>156493304>>156493318nah they're all hyper fuckable that's all that matters. a 10 is never earned just on looks
>>156493346you're just saying that because you got a small meng and flips are the size of children, it is wad id is brudda!
>>156493346three of those pornstars just have the same botox and lip filler bimbo face you can find on any flavour of woman you have trashy taste it iz what it iz
ok but my pinay is classy
drinking pinoy noir
>>156493405respectfully I got a hawlg b. 7.75" and girthy>>156493410I'm open to all types. you're acting way too elitist to get pussy. if you can't get your dick hard for a decent looking girl who knows how to fuck then odds are you're socially stunted
BROUGHT TO YOU BY MICKEY'S FINE MALT LIQUOR
>7.75pahahahahahahahahahah
why is this individual so mad abt it typa sh that precedes violins meng
>>156493476I can get it up for a wide variety, perhaps the widest b, not saying I can't get to ground and pound with a flip, just saying that they are rightfully considered ugly primordial dwarfs, respectfully.
MMA?
>>156493571canonic ending was freedom 250
>>156493559idk about primordial or dwarf. everybody's got their own preferences though. I remember dudes used to find mindy kaling attractive when the office was big
to strike is to weaponize your bonesto heem is to weaponize your brain
>I could have heemed more!
need that pic of frank mir with some chicks ass in the background
>>156462855POV: Your are Tito
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
>>156475846He didn't get a surprised circumcision to top it off?
>>156479687Jewish humor. Jake Paul does this every other day
I offer you this:
>>156492684He's lived several lifetimes between the 3rd Poirier fight and now
>>156494160a limited edition official MASK USA TAPOUT shirt? bad ass!
>>156494218forgot my gif
don't forget the thread the retard made guys (me)>>156491277
>>156494238RETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
>>156494272I noticed your flag b you don't need to sound off.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH>TRANSPORTER 3 IN THEATERS THIS JULY
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>>156494236thanks dana
