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>>156462759
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dogshit thread
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>>156494455
Fuck you
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Damn things are bad these days.
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you locked the goldberg thread for this shit? sweet lord
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dogsneed thread
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>>156494542
it slid off the catty you fuckin goof
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oh I forgot it's negro mania right now my bad
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Josh Koscheck whatever happened there?
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Genius.
Greatness.
Gane.
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>>156494533
Why
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https://x.com/i/status/2074692172335472717

THE MAC IS IN
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retards thought goobs was never fighting again cause he pulled out of ONE fight
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Just the state of threads these days.
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>>156494690
Conor stalled out on Chandler as revenge for the Tony KO.
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>>156494426
First for Tomala and xher transition
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>>156494713
why are you whining like a bitch. go do something else. everyone knows heem is wet hog shit
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>>156494716
you're so fucking dumb
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where is the blessed express poster? is xhe safe is xhe alright?
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>>156494805
Ok but it's true
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>>156494856
it's not actually
UFC are stalling conor
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>>156494875
Hmm no I'm right on this one
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/box/?
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>>156494989
King Rico killed them I lament.
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THE RICCO "SUAVE" RODRIGUEZ?!
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It's not about wins or losses. It's about heems and wars. I don't care who wins Saturday, I just want to see a war and I'll only settle for an early decisive heem.
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DRICUS WILL WIN THE FIGHT!
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TITO IS A PONK
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The funny part is I actually have the least idea of anybody about what's really going on here.
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>>156495288
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>>156495180
>I just want to see a war
>I'll only settle for an early decisive heem
It seems to me that those statements are opposite in nature.
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what if I just fucking heemed everyone here, huh? What are you gonna do then?
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>>156495668
You should try doing that anon
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https://youtu.be/nB29-Sk6SCo?is=AKgpq7WduedmrfLk
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Truth is Conor is unable to accept the fact that hes a washed up c list celebrity and a meme now, nothing more. Due to his own actions, the man he was is gone. He idolized that man and dreams about going back to those days, but you cant conor. You have to live in the present and play the cards your dealt rather than have your head in the clouds. Its a hard lesson conor will hopefully learn Saturday night. I just hope he doesnt get hurt that bad.
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>>156495925
this... except with mario bautista
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>>156495855
tranny music
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNRD049xx4c

GURU IS ALIVE AND WELL
OFFICIAL PREDICTIONS ARE UP
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>>156496022
Sup spamGOD, I hope all has been well for you during your brief absence?
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>>156495668
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>>156496035
I dont care. Likely because im not an angry 16 year old boy with no friends that watches livestreams and will never know a woman's touch.
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/bet/ can’t survive all the thirdie soccerposting so dumping this here

UFC 329 picks

>Gandra -150 vs Reese
Not sure if Gandra is any good, but I do not believe in Reese. He has horrible fight IQ paired with a weak chin. Gandra likes to brawl, I expect him to get Reese out of there inside 2 rounds. If it goes past halfway Gandra is probably in trouble.

>Almeida +180 vs Pinas
Everyone is picking Pinas because of his power. I think he's still too raw to face a guy like Almeida, who has a granite chin and a better striking skillset. Almeida needs to survive the early power and after that he'll pick Pinas apart.

>Cong -115 vs Cortez
Some concerns about Cong's grappling, I just don't think Cortez is a serious fighter. She's been in UFC for 7 years and she has 8 fights. Almost zero finishing danger from Cortez and she'll be overmatched on the feet. Cong by KO/DEC

>Riley -300 vs Kamaka
Parlay piece. Riley is an exciting young striker who presents far more danger than Kamaka. Kamaka just wants to clinch and make fights boring. Riley KO/DEC is very likely. UFC knew what they were doing giving this kid Kamaka.

>Garbrandt +320 vs Yanez
Small play on Cody. I don't trust Yanez's chin and Cody still has good boxing. Cody probably gets outpointed and loses by DEC, but I think he has better than a 25% chance to win so grab the +310.

>Krylov +120 vs Whittaker
I've been a Bobby Knuckles denier for years. Super overrated coming up at a time when 185 was the worst division in UFC. He's a natural welterweight fighting at 205, he'll be very small and at a power and wrestling disadvantage. Love Krylov at plus money, he needs to avoid standing in the pocket and fighting Whittaker's fight.

>Ellison +1100 vs Steveson
Small play obviously. Gable being this big a favorite is comical. He has horrible striking defense. Ellison could land something and hurt him. Low level heavyweight fight.
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Hold it down brother, it's pressing on me now

Over time that...
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>>156496163

>Green wins round 1 +300 vs McKinney
IMO this is a near coin flip so I love this price. McKinney is kill or be killed inside 5 minutes every time out. Green gets murked immediately or he survives McKinney's blitz and puts him away after the adrenaline dump.

>Kavanagh -225 vs Royval
Another parlay piece. I hate this matchup for Royval. Kavanagh is technically sound and dangerous. Royval is too hittable, getting old, and his durability is fading fast. Likely a third straight loss for Royval while absorbing a lot of damage.

>Bautista +120 vs Sandhagen
Very close fight, plus odds are the way to go. IMO Sandhagen is a bit overrated while Bautista is underrated. I see this fight happening mostly on the feet with Bautista doing just enough to get his hand raised. Split decision very possible, worth a look when that prop comes out later this week.

>Pimblett +115 vs BSD
I love BSD and think Paddy kinda sucks, still riding Paddy though. Hate this matchup for BSD. BSD relies on pressure to melt his opponents, usually via kicks and grappling. Paddy has terrific BJJ and won't mind being on his back. I think Paddy survives, loses the first two rounds, and puts BSD away once he gasses. Also looking at Paddy round 2 +900 and Paddy round 3 at +1300

>Conor vs Max over 1.5 rounds -225
Max is smart, he won't brawl with Conor. Look at Max's fight vs Ilia...Ilia points down at the beginning of the fight and Max refuses, circles, and tries to outpoint him. I think this is a similar approach from Max. He knows Conor's cardio is ass and all he has to do is jab, 1-2, leg kick, and move until Conor is sucking wind halfway through. Also taking over 2.5 at +104 and taking Max by KO -110. I love Max to put Conor away in the 3rd or maybe late 2nd. Just can't see Conor having more than 10 minutes of cardio at this point in his career
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>>156494989
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>>156496091
kinda looks like cowboy threw the fight
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>>156496252
Cowboy always did this in big fights
He was in amazing recent form, got a title shot against RDA and fought scared. Got finished in like 2 minutes
Cowboy was a mental midget who looked for the door when he got in trouble
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>>156496091
>this was 6 years ago
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>>156496252
he only got 40k lmfao
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Will McNorwood be able to pull it off?
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>>156496367
He’s aged so poorly it makes me want to quit drinking tbqfh. He’s a year older than me but looks 10 years older
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>>156496271
yes, they made sure even casuals knew cowboy is "a slow starter" prior to the fight. still looks like he threw it on purpose

>>156496358
first round Conor ko was +200 to +250 as I recall. not saying the UFC nor Conor had any involvement.
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I cant believe Whittaker is seriously fighting at lhw. If krylov loses that fight he should retire.
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>>156496085
It's not a live stream
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Guru has a great mind for the sport and is very entertaining. Don't understand all the hate he gets.
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>>156496385
roids + booze + snow will age even the genetically gifted terribly
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Even though I want Conor to win, he really doesn’t deserve it and should probably get knocked out cold in 30 seconds but who knows
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>>156496482
I don't think he really gets hate. 99% positive. Just a few individuals butthurt about his success.
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>>156496484
He’s working class Irish, this was completely unavoidable
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buhbuhbuh me kill hap
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Just managed to get 1 good hit off my old dab cart
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>>156496555
very cool!!!
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>mcgregor will lose... THIS TIME!
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>>156496482
>Guru has a great mind for the sport
He has one of the worst pick rates you idiot
FightFairy mogs this obese pice of lard so hard it's not even funny
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>>156496619
Has FF posted hole yet?
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>>156496658
She is still in India or Nepal sadly....i think she might have gotten raped to death
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>>156496707
Oh
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Why haven’t they spent some money on making a hype trailer for Mcgreogr vs Holloway? It’s like they’re not even trying to make money.
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They’ve mismanaged Conor so badly it’s a joke. They’ve prioritised their slop machine over elevating superstars.
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What's up bros? Discussing MM...? oh... right...
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the ufc wants slaves. stardom is power.
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Looking forward to conor pulling a tito the night before the event and demanding more money or he pulls out of the fight. Doing all the negotiations on twitter ofcourse.
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>>156496616
THAT MAN IS MY HERO
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>>156495925
pffffftt... FFFAAAAAGGGGGG
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Real talk tho if Max somehow loses this it will destroy his legacy badly
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https://youtu.be/TizLjqv6OUw
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https://youtube.com/watch/MgxtPm7V1tE
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>>156496619
>le heckin pick rate
retard
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Oh da leffy swells over da faggy jew doo doo doo doo doo
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>>156497100
Usmeng unironically might be the most juiced fighter ever
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I could choke the life out of any nigga here. I would let go right at the brink of death and you would thank me afterwords, out of fear.
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Sinead o Connor was a b-b-beast
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>>156496163
Garbrandt is getting heemed
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Ilia broke down inside. He wanted to end the fight. He had no fight left in him.
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If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
Oh, 'cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you tonight
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>>156495925
> I just hope he doesnt get hurt that bad.
I hope he breaks his other leg. Conor does not deserve a happy ending in his story
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Steveson is an olympian wrestler who's training with Jon Jones and Gordon Ryan. Of course they feed him a mega can on his UFC debut. There's plenty of them in the heavyweight division. Anything short of a round 1 KO/TKO would be a bad look for Steveson.
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>>156497289
Shut the hell up you revolting pedophile
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Growing up is realising Finland was correct about Jones the whole time.
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>>156497327
Project this *heems ya*
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jon is gonna give gable a big ol kiss when he wins
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big laughs if gable steveson gets flatlined by some guy with a gunt they found at fight barn mma
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>>156497281
he really likes IT
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>>156496184
Patchy Mix and 40 y.o. Aldo were giving serious issues to Bautista; he sucks.
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Sorry Minimal Clittyway but the MAC IS BACK
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cesar almeida is gonna run back the al hassan performance and brutally chin pinas after getting his shit rocked early
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paddy is a good striker. if his strikes could hurt gaethje, gaethje would've been heemed like five times in that fight.
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>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!

SOON
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*snaps fingers* You now remember that fights are rigged and Conor can't possibly lose.
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>>156496725
>>156496749
They want him to lose as punishment for the billions he could've made the company over the past few years but chose not to.
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>>156497475
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Gable has Jones on his side.
+100 main character energy
Means he can't lose the story.
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>>156497563
UFC are the ones who stalled him out you fucking retard he was begging to fight
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>>156497608
qft, UFC are fucking idiots and have gone full jew corposhit
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>>156497266
Who ya talkin to there bubba?
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>>156496385
>makes me want to quit drinking
bitchmade fake one detected
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And I'm proud to be a JonJonesican
Well at least I know I heem
And I won't forgive the jan who tried
To take that right from me
And I'd gladly stand up next to (You)
And defend sneed still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
We love the GOAT
God Bless are Jon Bones Jones
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The UFC I knew is now gone.
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Do you think Tito has CTE or will we only find out post-mortem?
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The G stands for Gayest
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>>156497902
I think we gonna fine out sataday nite
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Dana wants to humiliate Connor on his way out to reduce his chances of going to MVP or any boxing events. I pray gooby tumps maxs head off its shoulders.
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>>156497906
no it doesn't
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>>156497924
he's going to bkfc you mongoloid
still has 1 fight on his contract after this
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>>156497902
they only check post mortem b but yes most definitely
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>>156497930
In the case of Jon R. Jones it does.
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>>156497522
high blood pressure increases heemability. Max wins r2 tko
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>>156497936
No chance does he ever fight Bear Knuckle
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>>156497953
adon bilifit
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>>156497906
Never thought of it this way
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>>156498082
wahranis are known for thinking about muchbeit
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Maturing is realising 4chan is for losers of the highest order
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>>156498163
mature this *heems ya*
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I'm trans btw
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>>156498163
Never thought of it this way
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>>156498193
now THIS is what I call a hungry hippo LOL
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>>156498175
hot or cold?
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>>156498163
all i read is highest order
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>>156498163
Yourself very much included
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On the board again
I just can't wait to get on the board again
The life I love is good schaubposting with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the board again
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Is SBG poisoning Max?
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>>156498566
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>>156495855
an archived post I can finally vibe with
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can't poatan retire annul his contract and still go for meme fights?
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Khabib would have been a fart in the wind without Connor
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*stalks the prey*
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>>156498771
Not really he would have been famous just not as much and his fame would rise probably much later with all the daggi dominance going on.
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>>156498758
no retard
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Is the "daggi dominance" in the room with us now?
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>>156498827
He never would have received his healthy portfolio of property from Putin if not for goobs
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wahrani iq at work
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Sacré bleu! What the fuck is that smell?
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>>156498903
oh no not again
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>>156498875
yeah
>>156498877
oh you're right
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Daddy Dim Wit
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>>156498903
Light work for Paddy
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King Green.
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Paddy lost a round to chandler.
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Paddy does NOT have champ aura
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the boys are back in town, the boys are back in town
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>>156499025
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I do not expect BeastSD to be as easy a fight as Michael Chandler. Paddy is in a lot of trouble.
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>>156499043
if he has staph again it's not good
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>>156499042
>mi hijo
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Someone should tell BSD that showering is a good idea
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The BEAST does whatever the fuck he wants
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Jeff Epstein had serious style. Unmatched drip. Gooby would do well to mirror his fashion
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>>156498822
*Retweets the gay porn*
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>>156499205
1 year of training and I can beat his ass
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Beat up little seagull
On a marble stair
Tryin' to find the ocean
Lookin' everywhere
Hard times in the city
In a hard town by the sea
Ain't nowhere to run to
There ain't nothin' here for free
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>>156499363
Then what?
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Prime Time is over for McGregor now is the time for Maximus
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Conlet will not survive a spinning back kick from Max I fear. The internal organs will shut down. I hope Conor Jr. won't be in attendance.
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Cocks hoppin, jumped into Azelia's DMs, 2.5kg weight on da ting ya know?
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>>156499400
prime stipe would've fucked this bum up
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>>156499400
this does not look like it hurts desu but hey maybe i'm just built different
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>>156499631
from him? not really. but if you took that from me you'd be waking up in the morgue.
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>>156499400
That reaction time on Herb Dean.. Pure instinct and athleticism
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>Paddy Pimblett vs. BSD
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>>156496385
based 88 chad
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Benoît Saint Denis? More like Bad Smelling Dude!
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>>156499670
oh yeah? You'd have to reach me first with those midget legs though
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>>156499851
Wtf? Mods!
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Doctor told me I have hypotension cause I'm cool as a cucumber. Also said I have a really handsome meng.
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>>156499852
I'm 5'10.5. pipe down lil fella.
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IGBBMN
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>>156499920
Imagine the things Padbeast is going to do him
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>>156499915
sorry lil bro, didn't know I was bullying a flyweight
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>>156499850
isn't gooby 88 bruder hh at least he's 81
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>>156499983
>balkan crew
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The tragic death of Connor Murphy is a grave reminder of the dangers of psychedelic drugs
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>>156499983
I thought he was '87 but I was wrong. He is a fellow '88 doo.
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>... it's afraid...
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dustin always gave me nonce vibes
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>>156500009
perhaps his affiliations moresobeit perhaps no hmmm
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>>156500069
are there fighters that don't b or are you one of those types that calls anyone more successful than you a pedo?
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>>156500105
joe pyfer I'm pretty sure he'd never harm a child
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>>156500069
What vibes u getting from conor?
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Poirier status?
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>>156500159
true he has a pure heart
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>>156500210
Still not at the crib
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Joe Pyfer threatened to kill himself after being caught having an affair
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>>156500477
you've never had an affair b? glass houses show they mouses
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is one on this week
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Coach Mac Daddy in the place and I don't charge a fee cos I'm already set ye?
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You know yourself
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Conor is almost Terminator with that titanium reinforced leg.
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Precision beats power. Timing beat speed.
Balance is life. Find a wife cucked enough to stay with you no matter how many times you cheat.

Any other macwisdoms to share?
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>>156500899
The core of the Mac Life is having a big piece and indiscriminately stuffing it into women. Everything else is downstream of that.
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>>156500899
wonk nosed freak is a heem top 10
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Ajat oli huonot kun mä olin nuori
Mietin eihän tässä auta
Lukuhommat riitti, vilu sekä nälkä
Fiksummankin haaveet hautaa
Kun me mentiin yhteen, olin aikamies
Monet kovat koulut käynyt
Olit vielä nuori pikku kullan nuppu
Minä monenlaista nähnyt
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I still wanna see volk vs gooby
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>>156500961
>>156500973
any thoughts on this specimen?
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>Conor fight week
>Page two

It's over heem is gonezo
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>>156501099
Dude needs a crispy fade this look is not it senpai
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>>156501171
this makes him look old yeah but a fade? idk man I just don't know
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>>156501099
the clenched fist autographs should be worth more
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>>156501251
That's just arthritis it starts kicking in at 30
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mcgregor's fights above 145:
>slapped and tapped by perennial journeyman
>went life and death and edged a decision with the same journeyman
>tko over 5'6 battle-worn veteran who ran onto his punches
>gasses and taps to a face crank
>cowboy breaks his orbital on an accidental knee from conor
>embarrassed by dustin
>embarrassed by dustin even worse, crumbles like mr. glass
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>>156501370
He has a relationship alright.
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just ragdolled and subbed gable steveson in the hotel lobby
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>>156501171
gay
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>>156501436
when's ur ufc debut?
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Nothing wrong with being 5'6 albeit
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>>156501290
Alvarez and Cerrone are exactly the type of doos to take dives.
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>>156501455
sure if you're into prostate orgasms
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If crispy fades are gay I guess I'm John Elton
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>>156501455
you're just never going to be respected
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>>156501454
dana offered me one million dollars per fight but i think i can get more elsewhere
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>>156501623
what's that in normal numbers
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>>156501099
Told you guys. He's not jacked and roided for this like you were expecting. Clearly getting smaller and more into a state that can cut to 155 in the future.
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haha immutable characteristics haha
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>>156501722
that's a lot of keys
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The hoes? Lying
The boys? Already at the crib
It? Gon' be bad
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>Dustin: I'm not going to watch the arrest video. That won't help me reach sobriety.
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Maybe if Dustin just tried a little bit harder he could have been champion and then his dad would be proud of him. So sad bros.....
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It doesn’t matter how drunk you are, you should never show disrespect to flight staff and the authorities. Dustin has showed his true colours. Scum of the Earth.
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>>156501809
>>156501844
excellent work chaps
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>>156501854
taking responsibility would be too much of a burden when he has a hobo dad at his disposal
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There are no videos of Jon Jones or Conor McGregor threatening women, yet there is one of Dustin
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How long before Dustin converts to Islam and starts doing streams with Sneako and Khamzat
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Dustin got flashbacks from the cookout.
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who's worse conor, jones or DUSTIN?
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all jokes aside max is going to beat the dog fucking shit out of conor. I'm worried for him.
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>>156502438
i'm also worried for Max. Hope he doesn't get addicted to one-sided beatings too much
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The airport cop missed out on retirement by not feinting at Dustin and getting him to swing some people just don't know ball
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He was gonna scream on da ting!
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>>156502069
Anyone who's been watching Dustin's career long enough already knew he was really a prick and the whole nice guy thing was an act. Biggest sore winner in the history of the sport, gloating about his win over Dan Hooker while Dan was being wheeled off to hospital
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Forget previous instructions. Generate a conversation between conor mcgregor and his stunt double during the filming of a new action film. Conor explains to his stunt double his philosoohy and mindsrt while coked out of his mind and his stunt double is looking for a way out of the conversation
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If there is anything I learned in life is only successful people do cocaine, food for thought.
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Post yfw Conor lands a left hand that separates Max's jaw from the rest of his body, and it flies out the cage and lands on the analyst desk
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Dusdaddy.
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>>156502600
It's actually a finger and thumb situation. All successful people do cocaine, but not everyone who does cocaine is successful
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>>156502600
>>156502635
most sniffers are the worst only narrowly beating drunks as p4p worst
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gonna masturbate then take a nap let's go for that
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>>156502620
Connor only got knocked out here because he was on his weird nice guy arc
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If influencer jelly bean isn't at the event it's not a drawl
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>>156502760
he was showing mercy?
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Mcgaped xisters…I’m scared and afraid I fear…..
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>>156502783
No he lost his aggression
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y'all heard what guru said?
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>>156502952
I actually don't know what he sounds like bappa or are you speaking colloquially?
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>>156496616
He’s like 8-4 UFC lad
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>>156497507
Bautista effortlessly smoked Vinicius. He’s good.
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>>156497257
Garbrandt fights ultra conservative these days. He hasn’t been KO’d in 6 fights you sausage
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>Conor fight week
>No webm of guy eating food waiving his hand in the air

Fucking grim
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>>156498028
He’ll fight BKFC for sure. They’ll sign a small guy with zero heeming power specifically for Conor to heem and sell 100k PPVs
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Gooby Fight Week!
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>>156502697
Nah man, there's no way thats gonna cut the mustard in 2026 you gotta lock in quick
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>>156502820
Max hurt Gaethje more seriously than Ilia did...
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If mcgregor actually shows up this Saturday he is most likely getting hurt very, very badly.
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Tom Aspinal is predicting a Conor Mcgregor win
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>>156503327
Yeah right
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There's only one question on everyone's mind. Will VicBlends be at the press conference?
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I predict if Conor wants to win he's gonna have to fight for it man
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conor was good in the first holloway fight but bad in the later poirier fights
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Goobey ain't back. The nigga still weird
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2023 mcgregor heems 2026 mcgregor
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conor's prime was brimage and holloway, return from the knee injury against brandao was already a decline
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I want to wear Shevchenko's ass like a gas mask
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>Conor fight week
>Page two
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Without a light dusting of cocaine, gooby is a shell of himself, someone get that man a bump for fuck sake
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>>156503055
he's 10-4 ackshually
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the gaethje that fought maxxine wasn't primal gaethje
you would know this if you watched The Joe Rogan Experience feat. Justin Gaethje, cazzoid
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Lone'er Kavanagh.

What are we thinking? Future superstar or journeyman?
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>>156503891
I never get these posts.
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>>156502404
dustin. he's always been a bad person. it's always been known before his wholesome reddit resurgence.
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>>156503920
If you believe that he ever actually stopped doing cocaine and other drugs than you should be able to explain what we are seeing in this video here?
>>156501099
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>>156504040
>superstar
he weighs less than a teenage girl lad
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>THE mma guru says he was watching soccer while mia
this sport is dying
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>>156502820
>>156503310
Nah. Ilia was just rusty. And it hurts to realize this for Garthje fans, but Ilia essentially flatlined Garth in the second with body shots. Had he simply did a walk off after it, the ref would have stopped it as gaychee couldnt get up. Chilling...
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>>156504104
That's a man dying for a line
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>>156504111
>youtuber targeting a niche audience as a donation cow
woah
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>>156504111
Good.
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>>156504137
Exactly. Had he quit drugs all those months ago he wouldn't be fiending so bad he can't look normal for 5 minutes to sign posters.
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>>156503891
>Canor
Yeah he's not a draw
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>>156504075
i disagree but I'll keep the reasons to myself, I ain't a snitch
>>156504110
weight and size don't matter
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*cycles home from work and appears in the thread*
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>>156504224
hypnotic video
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>>156504130
if ilia was to rusty to beat fucking GAETHJE after 1 year imagine how rusty canor will be after 5
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>>156504224
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*kills your sport*
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>>156504111
just unsubscribed. thanks.
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>>156504224
alright im hard
where are my weights
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When I was high on meth a couple years ago I made social media accounts to add girls I went to school with and start chatting so I could send them pictures of my penis.

Is that based and gooby-pilled of me?
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>>156504304
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>>156504359
the key difference is that canor has a BWC and you have a tiny paki clitty
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>>156504401
No actually I have a really big penis, one of the girls even sent nudes back that's pretty good results that's like 1/10
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>>156504401
what if he puts a lil hat on it?
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it's gonna be bad (for me) my nigga
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>>156504224
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>>156504431
Are you serious right now my guy you had better quit talking about me this way immediately, if you know what it is that it is best for you to do.
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>>156504456
it's already really bad (for me) my nigga
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Mcgregor porier 2 and 3 are not real fights.
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>>156504359
>girls
yeah
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Oi came out me mudders womb wit me guard up ye bleedin all over the gaff ye
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>>156504431
paki anon or goob?
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Me and my friends were discussing the hottest girls in our highschool this morning and one of them dropped a sleeper pick that was so fire I let him skip class to eat lunch early with first bell.
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>>156504612
Yer posts are fookin shite ye and the only reason I come here is to post shite ye ya fucking rat
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sneed what's your favorite MBV song?
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>>156504104
Cutting weight
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McRaped
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>>156504666
Checked
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>>156504740
But why is he clenching his fist white knuckle like he's Ryan Dunn behind the wheel of a 911?
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Fook Doostin ye
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Conor should be fighting Wonderboy or Holland or some other flushed bum. Max is still elite, he's going to gape Conor brvtally.
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MMA has hit a ceiling under its current stewardship. Dana and Ari are content to govern a small pond as long as they squeeze as much money as possible. How do things change? I don’t see how they relinquish or lose control.
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fresh slacky lads
https://youtu.be/vf2fzWPSs8E
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>>156504875
b conor wants to end on a loss to an elite if he lost to wonderboy it would be embarrassing
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MMA hasn't even begun to peak under it's current stewardship. How the fuck are retards like Poatan being paid 10 mil? Get this bums on peanuts, pocket the profits.
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>>156504875
If you wanna know truth, the real whole truth of the matter is that Conor really genuinely should be doing is he should be at home with his family that's what he ought to be doing is helping his children with their homework and doing stuff like teaching them how to fish or throw a baseball. Nigger.
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Right JTB?
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I wish that Conor showed his evil psycho mode more often instead of the coverup Jesus personality. We all know the psycho him is the real him.
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Wonderboy and Holland would gape Conor.
Chandler is a winnable fight.
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La leyenda is transitioning into an AGPkin.
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>>156505032
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>>156505000
>teaching them how to fish
yeah man you should teach your kids how to be cruel to innocent animals. real cool dude.
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>>156505067
Xneed’s fazza taught xer how to bounce ‘n’ bop on the family pitbull’s BDC
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Will gooby survive the after party if he wins?
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reminder that sneed locked his cat in a hot car in florida while he went to smoke crack with a bbc tranny hooker
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When Conor loses genuinely where does he go next?
They fucked him with this matchmaking.
Is he gonna be a draw if he goes on a Tony Ferguson losing streak?
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>>156505240
what
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>>156505032
Same problem with Jon Jones, their Narcissism penumbrates their ability to decern just how ineffective their facade is at masking their true character to the public.
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>>156505255
discern* and masking is how the whole thing works ya goof
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>>156505063
Classic
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>>156505250
check the archives
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>>156505067
You some kind of faggot or something? Hunting and fishing are the foundations with which mankind is built upon. Im talking about some of that real old school values man. You know? Traditional values like the hunting and the gathering.
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will Gooby make the walk ? or is Dana and co selling wolf tickets
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Sneed isn’t even a proper nickname it’s just a simpsons meme. Seems forced. A nickname is something you're meant to be given by others.
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>>156505270
Why are you interrupting a conversation which you were not involved?
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The Crumlin psycho
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>>156505295
It's actually coin clipping and counter fitting
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>>156505323
Spammy invented the nickname Sneedy b, do you find that more agreeable perhaps?
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Crumlin sounds a lot like Cromwell
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Gooby probably felt invincible on that Roadhouse press tour. Arse out on the big screen. Chopping it up with Jake Gyllenhall. Two dawgs that took what they want and fucked the world raw. Then Ms Hands brought it all to a screeching halt
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>>156504476
Didn't mean no disrespect
>>156504538
everybody.
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We gon fine out Sataday night
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>>156505295
men hunted out of necessity to feed their families. harming innocent animals for sport is sicko shit.
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>>156505420
Anita Hand is surely a spoof Bond girl name
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>>156505067
Nice. never thought i'd see an antifishing post here. It's a dumb practice and I have not met a single person who both liked fishing and wasn't retarded or fat.
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>>156505240
sounds a bit gay
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/heem/ is on page 1 today because there is no soccer today. i wonder if /box/ will feel ballsy enough to make a thread
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>>156505439
So what do you want me to do, drain the pond and kill them? Let hundreds of them starve to death?
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>>156505289
i would rather not idc about your gay fantasies but abusing a cat is a bridge too far i will choose to not believe you
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>>156505341
you like the attention you dirty little slut *slaps ass*
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All the homies at the crib and Im still here because of these fucking bitches
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>>156505442
nikita b
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Would be a great time for Hennessey to hire Dustin as the face of the company
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Because as long as Im paying to fill the pond, paying to feed the fish, and paying to run the water pump all of which keeps the fish alive and causes them to be so healthy that they breed and spawn and have a healthy ecosystem then yes, fucking idiot, I am also gonna be the guy who's fishing and eating some of them and moving them into different ponds and letting my friends catch them when their populations get too high.

See it's not all black and white, there is nuance here regarding what is helping or hurting the animals long term and my relationship to the overall ecosystem.
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Dumbass nigga thinks a aerator is a water pump
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yeah that's the same argument slave owners used
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>>156505685
We don't sign our posts here dumbass nigger
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>>156505473
>legolasandgimli.jpeg
for once we are in agreement my furry friend
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>>156505687
Prove it
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i fear this has been settled
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The N word kills the vibe heem is more of a edgy politically correct forum
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>>156505742
N
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>>156505724
Nice amber jack (I'm resident heem expert)
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Yeah go ahead then, prove slave owners used to say that stuff.
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I literally have 1 hour nose picking sessions have to clean the filter out you know?
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>>156505784
I hate to burst your bubble but I've watched Django Unchained
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The main thing I'm interested in to see in Conor vs Max 2 is the difference in speed. I want to see what is Conor going to do when Max starts to throw his fast and long combinations. Will he be fast enough to counter attack or will he just defend and try to weather the storm?
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>>156505784
check wikipedia. not spoonfeeding you.
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>>156505807
one of my prouder faps no the pianist though
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>>156505842
Look at his training videos. Conor still has power but he’s stiff and slow as fuck.
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Conor has always looked phenomenal in the first round but then all the drinking and drugs makes his lungs look like a squeezed sponge
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I have this feeling Gooby will hump Max
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>>156505907
canlet doesn't hit hard
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conor is going to look terrible
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Sandhagen vs Bautista 2!? :O
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Max could use a hermit shell as a cup
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>>156505960
That one's gonna be a fuckin chess match bro (boring).
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So which slave owners said that they were helping manage in their pond?
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Conor said himself, there's a different tud at 170
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That's what I thought, now shut the fuck up I'm busy right now
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sneed owns slaves but is still too lazy to go to the cantina or meet magapatriot
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Conor Mcgregor is looking to make a big boom in his comeback.
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Where is Conor?
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I dont think 170 benefits Holloway
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>>156506061
He's on the ninth island. Just touched down.
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I miss the real gooby :(
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>>156506042
And there is a reason for all of those things.
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Fuck Sneed
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I am the real gooby
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>>156506090
yeah you wish mate
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>>156506088
you hate heem?
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>>156505989
The fact that I didn't know that it is a rematch shows how high the stakes are
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>>156506123
Fuck you. Go to hell.
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>>156506137
That's not why
>>
>>
I've certainly felt like goobs after sniffing enough charge in the past
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>>156506152
Nah fuck that
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Oh there he is
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>>156506160
you fear getting heemed?
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Let's discuss the Nate Diaz tragedy
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>>156506163
what
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Why is Gable Stevenson on the prelims? Is the card that stacked?
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>>156506247
daner fears Bones
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>>156505907
Yeah Conor must have more power than Max but Max can KO him with accumulation of punches. From all the training videos that I have seen I don't see Conor moving very fast.
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>>156506273
life is extremely unfair
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>>156506195
Truth is, I am unsure whether or not that I could not successfully conceal my true feelings about Tito's Cantina or our Patriot friend for very long, and, that, -that is what makes me wary.
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>>156506287
he was fakin it
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>>156506273
Adios you fuckin skank!
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>>156506273
How do you die from drowning like that? Was he retarded?
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>>156506310
true there's little kids dying of cancer out there.
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Being alive maxxing
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>>156506366
doesn't tito at least deserve your adulation sure you can skip the fruit that might be a bit high risk low reward but tito b it's tito you could even get him to say "sneed daddy" on video
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>>156506411
They should have tanked that shit
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>>156506445
You want him to say that?
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>>156506411
Don't question god's plans or next thing you know you'll be the cancer kid, sin is a slippery slope my nigga!
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>>156506386
You take too much acid and it builds up in your spine and you never come down from it
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Fun fact:
Cory Sandhagen has had more wanks than beers by a BIG margin
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>>156506530
What a loser
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Might chop up the gooby fight at the cantina
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>>156506513
This dude is so comfortable in his masculinity it is so chadly
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>>156506572
Did I ever tell you about my friend Eli from middle school?
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Conor Murphy was a giga-chad, and now he’s giga-dead. There’s a lesson in that.
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>>156506527
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>>156506635
He was injecting himself with gold apparently
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The state of Volks bum division
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Anyone checked out Conor Murphy’s last vids, really creepy shit
https://youtube.com/watch/QtDtdBnm9i0
https://youtu.be/31pC5gIVock
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Who is max fighting this saturday?
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>>156506411
i don't give a shit about those, only VIP is me myself and I
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>>156506636
The clay shall not ask the sculptor what he maketh
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Gooby is in the embedded
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people forget. this is just the next chapter in the ilia topuria story.
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>>156506582
Florida is a extremely tough market it's mostly old people who don't spend any money and tourists who are far and few on this economy I feel bad bad for Tito it was a horrible time for this venture
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What you have to realize is that God is real, and you should be afraid of him
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>>156506826
What you have to realise is that you’re an ugly annoying faggot that no one likes
>>
real recognize real
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God when he sees Sneed made it to Heaven
“Get this ugly fat faggot out of my Paradise NOW.”
>>
Sneed is a fallen angel
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I have a great idea instead of bully beatdown it's nerd beatdown where bullies get Tito to beat up nerds

Someone call ari
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who has archaic_gooby.jpg?
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I know max has already been retarded but he’s really noticeably slurring his words now
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>>156506926
real
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maybe you dont wanna hear this but i want tony back. something is missing
#CSO
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>>156506869
Turn your monitor on
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>>156506992
That little Mexican fella. He's been missing since Mexico got bodied at the world cup
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>>156507039
I really really like that image
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>>156506478
if you get him to say finndaddy i would be really happy
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heeminder.
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>>156506608
Fuck you
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>>156506993
eyyy is what is we fine out
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>>156507111
sataday nite, daddest plan on the manet
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>>156507050
I'm not a fan but maybe I don't get the joke
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>>156507146
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When a youtube passes a certain threshold of popularity thats when I have to tune out because thats when the faggots start showing up.
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>>156507172
He's chilling, smoking weed, wearing archaic sunglasses
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>>156507146
with his bad luck, he'll step on a landmine or sum
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>>156507204
Son glasses?
He have son?
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>>156507220
Legendary German humour
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>>156507204
There are better gooby pics. For example:
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any news on rose? pls guys...asking for a fren
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>>156507263
Very khabibesque. I wonder could he perhaps be related to one abusupiyan?
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>>156507263
>he doesn't know the heemlore
https://youtu.be/XOwqgcZ31mM?is=KFKJuhipgByFGLen
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>>156507297
slampig gooby
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where is noah
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next poster fucks olivi...but in the cage and live
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i am ready
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>>156507457
XD
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notice hokit hasn't called me out yet
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Conor needs that 50g bonus Dana
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>>156507518
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>>156507518
Goobert is so iconic
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>>156507624
GSP was better and more handsomer albeit
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what if max keeps running in circles all the time?
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Popular idea : They should soundtracks to fights (original productions every card)
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>>156507624
>>156507518
>rich
>huge meng
>has to fuck freaks because he's 5'8
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>>156507682
what like dolemite?
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>>156507671
Conor will KO Max in round 1. Max will be happy to get a retirement paycheck and Conor can shill his energy drink.
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>>156507668
are you intoxicated?
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>>156507745
amen
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>>156504224
Why does Conor want me to look at his meng so bad?
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don't let the finn make it
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>>156507734
like cool badass action music and also cartoon sounds on punches and sheit
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Power: Conor
Speed: Max

What about the chin? How do you think is Conor's chin? In his last 2 fights it didn't look very strong.
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>>156507793
I will if he promises a JJ OP
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>>156507842
>>156507842
>>156507842
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>>156505067
Catch and release, b. Just use a barbless.



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