Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 4Carcassonne - Foix181.9kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-3-gcRoadbook:https://www.xoo-cycling.ch/download/roadbooks/roadbook_tour-de-france_2026.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-4/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD1 / RTBF / VRT / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / RTV Slo / SRG-SSR13:00 CETPrevious thread:>>156349693
>>156429014What kind of bike do you have?
>Current and upcoming road races04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.108.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.111.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.118.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.119.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.126.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.128.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.129.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT 02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.102.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.103.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.113.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro16.08 La Polynormande 1.116.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/>Velodrama league code:51196855
>>156429034road race bike, endurance road bike, hard-tail MTB, fixie and folding city bike with basket for grocery runs.
Sibiu Cycling Tour (2.1)Stage 4 (Final)Sibiu - Sibiu181kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/sibiu-cycling-tour/2026/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/sibiu-cycling-tour/2026/stage-3-gcRoadbook:https://ciclism.sibiu.ro/pdf/Brosura%20TCS%202026.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/sibiu-cycling-tour/2026/stage-4/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0_9PVL9TfA14:15 CET
>>156429014goedemorgen
>>156429034Ridley gravel bikeRidley roadbike from 00’s aluminium thing
>Carcassonne
>>156429328it’s been a decade now, no?
>>156429034
Good morning I love you guys. Can't wait for the race to begin.
Carcassonne is beautiful
>>156429014>Stage going to MontsegurAre they off to kill the Cathars again?
who wins today
>>156429014Now this is a [pictured] stage if i have ever seen one
Hindlel stays in Bora
>>156430814This is MvdP-esque stage today. Vacek could win as wellMy bet is on breakaway
This looks like a real slurp stage, probably skip
Hot one today lads
>>156430814philipsen
>>156432453Yeah fuck that, De Lie did the right thing
>The Union Cycliste Internationale (UCI), in agreement with the President of the Commissaires' Panel, who holds sporting authority over the event, and the organiser, who bears organisational responsibility for its running, has decided to soften the provisions governing rider feeding in light of the extreme heat forecast over the coming stages of the Tour de France.>In this regard, it has been decided to exceptionally authorise the use of feeding bags in zones initially defined for the provision of bottles only (‘water bottle zones) located within listed climbs. This measure is intended to facilitate the simultaneous distribution of multiple bottles to each rider, so as to ensure optimal hydration in the forecast weather conditions.>This measure is being implemented on a trial basis and will be reviewed in light of weather conditions, its effectiveness, and its impact on the smooth running of the event.Source:https://www.uci.org/pressrelease/tour-de-france-and-extreme-temperatures-the-uci-takes-measures-to-protect-rider-health/7w1aGGueMEjCsYPI5YRrW4
>>156432453Not that bad once they go up a bit
I wonder if they impliment hydration breaks under some trees today. Sports dead if that happens.
>>156433020The organisers should set up spray stations where riders are forced to ride through 100m long mist clouds ever few km on mountains. Like those systems they use in chemical contamination response units. If things continue to get worse every year, might be cloud seeding time for the tour too.
>>156434036they did that in the olympics road race. bejing, i think.
Man Marion is so hot
>>156434036Have the caravan hand out water misters to use on the riders
>>156434278meh
>>156434186Spray station or cloud seeding? East Asian ping pongs are so industrious and efficient, I love it. I suspect the organisers at the tour overthink this sort of thing and conclude le climate, le water shortage and le crash risk means cyclists shouldn't be assisted with cooling. Very typical of them to just cancel or postpone instead of come to interesting solutions.
>>156434286YES! I love this, but you'd have to barrier them off or something. UAE would get zero misting. Paul would be hypothermic by the top of the climb. It's very far fetched and will never happen, but every bike should have a motor and it can be activated to add 40w through fans voting online. Boost zones should exist. One boost per race that lasts 20 minutes. And a slow down on the final climb for 5 minutes so a gap can actually be created which is also voted on. Make the tour like a twitch stream eurovision. If it benefits poogacar or UAE in anyway, pull it immediately.
heh, the masked singer is at it again
Mads will win
>>156434710Do people still live inside the walls?
>>156434715No, there's like 3 people living there.Apparently the strat is to spend the night in a hotel inside the castle so you get to have the entire fortress for yourself in the evening when all the tourists are gone.
Bicycle race
Last climb today is the Col de Montsegur, don't google where the Chateau of Montsegur is famously built over....
>>156434278tab back in allah
>>156434757Most of us are adults, we can handle scary words.
MADSADS
>>156434757Dont see anything weird about it? This was impressive though>In 1242 Hugues de Arcis led the military command of about 10,000 royal troops against the castle that was held by about 100 fighters and was home to 211 Perfects (who were pacifists and did not fight) and civilian refugees.[2] The siege lasted nine months
red bull vs lidl kinda situation. some teams really don't like the composition of the break
>>156434816>>156434985
Mooooooo
>fake cow noises
Didn’t heaps of people die in Europe because it’s such a hot summer? (For you)
>>156435046
it's super hot and they all ride like crazy to be in tete.
good group this. let them go
Bought a Linen shirt today. 55% Linen 45% Viscose. In preparation for the next heatwave.
Interesting. Kevin "I'm going for a good GC and potentially wear yellow" Vauquelin (+21:45) is in the break.Surely they will have to ride to keep the break tight.
>>156435421So you actually bought a linen/plastic shirt and brag about it for some reason.Why did you not simply buy 100% linen?
Shant be watching this boring crap.
>>156435421Viscose as in Viscose or did you splurge for Tencel Lyocell?
>>156435464It's all they had in store.
>>156435443UAE could easily give him 5 min lead in the GC, some other teams may get worried though
>>156435509Go to a better store?
>>156435536Ok Mr Wise guy tell which store to go to
bit risky for the helicopter to be flying under these bridges
Just tuned in. Slurp status?>>156435558>>156435536Got a linen shirt from here once. Best quality I've found by far: https://www.etsy.com/de/listing/1858531802/schwarzes-herrenleinenhemd-lange-armelFor pants I recommend: https://www.etsy.com/de/listing/461900450/herren-leinen-lounge-hose-dunkelgraueBaltic linen is amogst the best. Both sellers linked will also make alterations if so give them your measurement.
>>156435567Have you heard of drones?
You now remember Ben Healy
I switched to turkish commentary and the guy was talking about Idi Amin
Ynr Tony Martin
>>156435843He's been shit all season desu.
Commentators begging to help southern France like they are an African country.
>>156435896You northern richfags should donate AS units to us
I think I'll go in ze Freibad later
>>156435804
back from me ride. ate hot dog with ice latte, time to watch the stage
>>156435421You would probably get hanged for this but you could also wear sandals without socks
>>156431357Is this what peak performance really looks like?
>>156436077I don't wear Sandalen in public because my feet are so ugly.
Girmay bros are we winning this?
>>156436476nah, he's gonna sit up after intermediate
Khatarer cult? Need a wiki for that
>>156436604How could they built that on top?
>>156435558I got some from Jules if you have it over there. Pretty sure even H&M has some real Linen>>156435800Etsy sells clothes? I thought that was some hippy place of self made jewelry and other crafty girl things
>>156435800>$160 for a shirtBased richfag
>>156436666Drones.
>>156436676>JulesWe don't have that here in Germany
>>156436604Imagine living there
>tfw I missed a day of salmon sacrifices so Fishboy lost yellow I hate this timelineHow do we stop the Dopeur?
>>156436738Yeah imagine living without electricity, water and sewers.But you can use DRONES I guess for food delivery...
Will Pogi let the breakaway win?
>>156436676>Etsy sells clothesYes you can get some great made to measure clothes. Make sure you search for quality materials and filter for local sellers in the EU. Otherwise you just get chinkshit.
breakaway is barely 3 minutes now...
>>156437030Ofcourse, UAE missed the break. They want to win 20 stages
Who is better prepared for the heatwave? Pogi or Vingo?
>>156437030As long as they have radios and computers, breakaways are just an entertainment show at the good will of the leaders, don't go thinking that it's organic.
>>156437138How do you miss a break of 35 guys. You don't even need to try, you accidentally get stuck in it
>jose de cauwer casually admits he had a 52% hematocrit level
The spirits have told me, a young man called Paul Seixas will beat the Pogdevil.She kept saying something about your son will be a mediocre cyclist, but she probably misinterpreted the spirits
>>156436566>>156436604>>156436634Don Miguel Serrano speaks of this
good job girmay
>>156437592I cannot fathom how people buy into this grift. Tarots, star signs etc are absurdly retarded.
Stupidity. Simply not smart enough to use logic and critical thinking. Many such cases.
Anders Mielke is poogacar tier cringe
wait, breakaway almost at 5 mins now... is it happening?
>>156437968>>156437883
fucking kek the silly proles frolicking around while the firefighters shower them with water
>>156438017Pollit running out of matches.
>>156437742Thanks Bert. Fascinating stuff. Is there some Arte documentary about it?
MWW
New virtual GC leader
>Torstein Tra'heenSean never disappoints
Did you know Georg Steinhause is the nephew of Jan 'Ulle' Ulrich?
CRASH
>>156438447erstaunlich
Pedersen attaque
>>156438447Can't find Ulle war sauber webm.
>>156438527Based Ulle. I have to try that some time.
Awesome drone shots
>>156436749What do you mean, Pogacar is doing a good job of stopping him atm.
>>156438544Puylaurens is my fav, if I were stupid rich I would totally buy it.
>>156438527Wierd how in school when they taught me german i couldn't understand anything, but in this vid i do understand everything.
If they let a Norwegian get the yellow jersey i am not gonna watch the rest of the race.
>>156438527why is he so self-destructive?
>>156438527There's a webm?
>>156438633Reading German isn't hard to understand. However have fun understanding all their wierd accents.
is pcs ai slop nowadays too?
>>156438577yeah great idea using fpv to go into some of these ruins and shit we normally only see externally
>>156438707This is the case in most countries. We look at germany and think they all must speak german. Or french in france, spanish in spain. Reality is way different. Countries are merely a collection of different people, many with different cultures and languages.Took me a while to realize that, they dont teach that stuff at school
the audio editor has a big button for noises: hors, moo, dink donk bell, birb
>>156438150Try reading this
8 min breakaway. pog is not winning today
>>156438897>UAE begins pullingkek
>>156438897>>156439070I need UAE Team Emirates XRG to go die in a ditch stat
>>156439207
>>156439207only Iran can save cycling now
I hope Kevin removed his ear piece to not listen to this limey message.
>>156436566>>156436604>>156436634what do they eat
>kevin>win you cunt
what is this
>>156439442A caveman, but I didn't listen to the explanations.
>>156439442it's a all major races.
>Colorado hottie in yellow bucket hatMY DICK
Madsbros how we feeling
>>156439633Easy win
>>156439633Fatty gonna get dropped on the climb when it is this hot.
>>156439645i feel like Stuyven will kwab him
El Diablo spotted
D I D IIDI
didi, the legend, he's alive
why the FUUUUUCK is Valgren pulling for some fraud like Sean Quinn
>>156439700he is gonna be atleast 80 now
>>156439731Gotta keep the Americans from taking Greenland
yes, well
HERETIQUES !
>zimmershart
Mads on the limit
great effort by EF even if it doesn't work out
Riders generally only deserve to win when they actually win. But Simmons I think actually deserves a win. He's been brilliant to watch, works super hard and he's sacrificed a lot for his team in the past.
Don't think we'll see any GC action today
When did EF hire Movistars tactics coach?
>>156439951>Riders generally only deserve to win when they actually win.That's deep.
Vacek could have won this :(
too easy for trek
>>156439951Yeah but he's a certified chud so he doesn't deserve anything.
Vauquelein the kwabman
I'd be seething if I had Vauquelin in me team
>>156440013he’s a good little bottleboy for the fatdane
Vacek and Simmons the most loyal gregarios here
mads pas normal
>Gregoire and Vauquelin dropped by Fads on a climbsqueaker bros...
>>156440062I seethed in the ttt because i last minute swapped vaequelin for uijtdebroeks. But turns out they're both kwabs so Im at peace now
VAMOS PABLITO
Give the man some water
I miss the posting of screenshots depicting female spectators wearing minimal or revealing clothing.
we fuckin did it boys
>>156440063yeah...from podium at tour de suisse straight to being a bitchboy at tdf, must be tough
starting to look like a uno-x yellowNeat
so mads p. just won?
>>156440208yes it’s 30km of scenery now, two doms is way too much to escape on flat
>>156440172nobody is stopping you
>>156440180Friendly reminder that Uno-x only got good after they got Faxe Kondi in their bottles
>>156440208no one in his group is even CLOSE to him in a sprinthe has two hjælpers to pull for himit would be a generational choke if he fucks this up
sup ridersnormal status?
>>156440062why? it's actually looking better for him today, he gets most of the minutes back that he lost yesterday and if he recovers fully from his illness, he can get some good results later in the tour
>>156440178He's been a bitchboy for 2 years straight unfortunalelyIt's the danish racism at work
Is this what pure-blooded Norwegians look like?
Is Jonas just going to wheel-suck Pogi for the rest of the tour, losing every stage to Pogi, and eventually suiciding on a big climb?
>>15644040430% Eskimo
>>156440350Like the 2out choke?
>>156440328ill believe it
>>1564404041000 Reindeer stare
>>156440429which one?
>>156439442It's Nobody, don't worry about it.
>>156440404Japanese grandmother apparently
>>156440425First mongoloid yellow jersey wearer?
>>156440448The powless one of course
>>156440404the Lapp stare
trips vauquelin wins
Everyone will attack from far out and Quin will chase Mads gets dropped Quin takes the win
>>156440658dropped where?
pidcock crevaison
>>156440404lesbian
One last mini climb to warm them up i n this fresh weather.
it has been 3 years since Mads won a TDF stage
I don't want to see any complaining about the heat from these riders. They get ice and drink at every corner and get cool wind in their face. Literally wtf is the problem.
>>156440309The cyc office has assigned me the task of brainstorming about Arab posting. You pick up the slack.
i feel like Lidl could get 1-2-3 today
First we beat Brazil, then we win tdf (currently)
>+12:03
anyone got that picture with gigachad Mads and chud wout
>>156440833grim
>>156440848I'm curious to know how many bidons they drink during heat waves like that.
>>156440926bigger chance of you becoming WC in footy than ANYONE beating Pogialien
>>15644102412 bidons per rider
really important 50 points today for Madshe gets them and he actually has a chance to win Green
The three best riders in this group are probably Vacek, Pedersen and Simmons. There is no way they don't win this
waiting for Vauquelin's furiously weak attack
>>156441024>>156441066that's a lot of Vittel microplasticthey should piss test for it
loading up the mww
>>156441066The absolute state of their kidneys...
More like Mass Pedersen because he has so much of it haha
>>156441184impressive how well he can push it up a hill
Dictator Mads with the iron fist
Uno-x is gonna borrow some special sauce from their ski friends and keep the yellow until Paris
M W W M W W M W W M W W M W Weasy
lame
kwab attack
Pedersen wins
Too easy
Lol extremely easy MHW
Mads long sprints must be soul crushing, what a rider
>3 Lidlers vs. the brainlet break
>>156441279if he keeps it over tourmalet he can keep it until alpe d'huez
WOHOOOOO TRÆEN!
That looong gulp
>>156440422I'd say so, yes
Captain America will be relegated, won't he?
Bravo Mads
mads :)
That should be a relegation for Simmons
>world cup england vs mexico>del burrito wins the stage the same day>england vs norway>torsten troon takes yellow Might be onto something when england beat norway
Mads wins
>>156440923Mads should have let a gap open up on the descent for Vacek and then play out the sprint with Simmons just like it did in reality
interesting how someone who came 2nd in Fleche has absolutely no kick on the flat
>>156441382Give him the red card
that sprint from Mads against frauds was like when Pogi sprints uphill against Jonas
Why cant Jonas be likeable like Mads??? Is it the missus
>>156441416it’s physics and the law of mass
>>156441432there it is, baseret
>>156441446Jonas is likeable. He's just a guy riding his bike
>>156441384better hope pidders or tarling dont win on saturday
>>156441432kek
>>156441494Lmao only white bread Danes could find him likeable he has literally zero personality, zero charisma, and is evidently a feminist cuck.
top 10
Mads gonna hit the breakaways for sprint points like prime Sagan
>>156441543cry about it
Can Træen complete the GT leader jersey trilogy? He's only missing pink now.
>>156441557looks like a choire boy with that hair
First season win for Pedersen. Can he win a monument next year?
>>156441543>white bread Danesshitskin hands typed this
>>156441628>>156441636
>>156441543>German thinking he has sway in a personality discussionGo back to your spreadsheets Hans
>>156441628>>156441636now that's a pure blooded norwegian if ive ever seen one
7:52 lead
he have had 4 stages and in two of them has a team been 1-2
>>156441823step up the grammar my son
>>156441799gone on Tourmalet alone lol
>>156441628>>156441636This guy has some of that fingolian DNA for sure
>>156441557There was clearly a gap, where is his +3
>>156441858me englito not so gooodte
Pedersen is such a great rider
Pedersen now has more wins than van der Poel: 61 v 60.
>>156442180And people still argue MVDPoo has had a better career than Wout. Wout definitely had a better career so far than Pedersen.
>>156442180Mads REAAAALY needs that monument win
>>156441557GC
>>156442389what race is that
>Only five cyclists in history have won the points classification in all three Grand Tours over their careers>Abdoujaparov, Mark Cavendish, Laurent Jalabert, Eddy Merckx, and Alessandro Petacchigod i hope Mads can do it even with these new bullshit rules
>>156442508Norge x Filipino mutt
>>156442597>new bullshit rules? This year they increased points for sprints and sprint stages. If anything they are rigging it in his favour.
>>156442508Tour de France stage 4, dummy
>>156442389pogachud and cringegaard washed
Bora boys denied the wall of Haifa
>norway favour participation in young people over competition>every kid gets a medal for participatingLmfao
>>156443102total Bora domination
>>156442792no?they are rigging it in favour of people like lame jappe and the african
>>156442389Chudbros how could we let this happen... A traenny in yellow...
mads p.
>>156443769probably for the next five stages if he can survive tourmalet in a respectablefashion pogi will probably try to fry fish there tho
oh shit WC footy is on and Argentina is behind.............berts we might not survive this one
We are so back lidlbros
>>156441797>>156441960Have never heard of the sami?
>>156447242yes?
>>156442389This shitter did it again?
>>156447419the ball cancer tdf buff
seems dangerous
>>156447828Damn. It was cold here today, 18°.
>>156447828This is horrific
>>156448066and pissing down rain all faking day
>>156448387My gf told me to put on rain pants. I laughed at her but ended up with wet pants at work all day.
what happen to the big teams? are they just like ehhh well rein them in tomorrow
>>156449981They don't want the yellow jersey yet. Let other have it and control things so they can save energy for the big mountains.
Thread is cooked, world cup is going bonkers so far tonight
>>156449981>what happen to the big teams?You did catch that LIDL won the stage right?
>>156450660I hate football so much
>>156449981Why would they be afraid of Troonstein Træenny?
>>156450836ok big to me is just visma and uaethey never struck me as going for gcmaybe I should have said going for gc teams
>>156451167World cup has been pretty fun. Raw tribalism.
>>156452105Lidl has Ayuso for GC. He won't beat Pog and Jonas, but 3rd isn't impossible.
Do you think Pogacar suffered a bit today because of the heat?
>>156453801I don't think he has ever suffered. He just follows his script and pretends once in a while.
>>156441960Japanese grandmother, been said before
>>156455355>part japanese just like in my animes
FFS
Surprised we're still alive, can't be any much longer with that crazy game
yeah egypt can fuck right off anyway
>Kelland O'Brien from Jayco AlUla missed the time limit and is thus out of the racenothing of value was lost
>>156458595Who?
>>156458820too skinny. never winning a monument
>>156458820>THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER>THAT'S ME IN THE SPOTLIGHT>LOSIN' MY RELIGION>TRYIN' TO KEEP UP WITH YOU>AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO IT>OH NO, I'VE SAID TOO MUCH>I HAVEN'T SAID ENOUGH
>>156459382https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LngDh-wP-Xw
>>156460518what the fuck is this
>>156460785The song you were singing?
>>156461375that danebert is not me
>>156442389now i am convinced that vacek will be in yellow come paris
>>156462719the norwegian guy could stay in the top 10. he looks very skelly
>>156462291Aren't you all the same, kinda like ants?
>>156463142He did it in Spain, but TDF is another story. Might get close though
Starting to get Scandinavian fatigue
>>156429014Thank you for this thread. It's a nice break from the rigging and kwab. PED or not, this is a great sport.
>>156463245Why even bother hosting these odds.>bernal 3/1Jesus christ
>>156462291ONE (1) Bert per flag!!!1 We have been over this hundreds of times
>>156463447Don't you dare to moan about. Imagine how it is for us living here.
>>156464785then stop stealing my flag schizo
Sprint stage tomorrow ugh
>>156463447Got your priorities all wrong there buddy.
>>156458820father and son
>>156465316MWW
>>156463447
>>156465751>MWWI don't know what that means
>>156465921It means Mads Will Win my newfriend.
Can we skip to stage 6 please
>>156458595How the fuck do you otl on a breakaway stage?
HelloWhy Pogi look like Slim Shady?Thank you
>>156467415he's a big fan. also, doping.
>>156467562-30 watts and shit descending incoming
>>156466575half hour toilet break because of explosive diarrhea
>>156467562why is troon aerts looking at grugs baby pics?
>>156467718because he's the biological father and cucking Grug is the proudest achievement of his life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtYThis was written about obsessive freak creeps fanboying over enimen, which means poogacar. poogacar is Stan. Cringe little freak.
>>156448066Was down to 13 here this morning.
>>156463447Prelims still hurt?
>>156467479>also, dopingAt last, I truly see
>>156467718They had a previous baby attempt but unfortunately it died in some pregnancy complications so they are probably studying it
>>156468281he shouldn't take estrogen this time, the last time he was banned for doping.
Nice boring Tour.Extremely backloaded
>>156469413its so ASO keeps you watching the Tour as long as possible
>>156469630Did not watch today, shant be watching tomorrow either.Only will watch on Thursday.
>>156469675>didn't watch breakaway shenanigans and MWW>won't watch total chute galore>will watch Pogiwinslol by 2 (two) minutesreally makes me think
>>156463447thats for winter sports
>>156468373this
Which sprinter will DNF tomorrow because of avoidable chutes?
>>156471314Maybe de lie's DNF count towards TSD, so they'll be lucky tomorrow.
>>156467562>7 babiesHoly shit she's gonna explode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD2BSgDHrAcTell me this isn't an absolute banger. Long live Xi Jinping.
>>156472748Got this recommended watching thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hehD3ealCpA
>>156472847Heaps of these around at the momenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obzK1p4m68Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwkBo4OCVCchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpprXIatyt8 This one is by far the best I can see him methed up in the obersalzberg going schizo as his panzers blitz through the ardennes. This is how AI should be used.
This one goes out to you rusberthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXaDMmowvkc
Oh, so schizobrit is still around huh?
>>156473585Didn't you catch all the hard truths he was dropping yesterday? He's in top shape.
>>156473354and this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79sXfQsFdyM
>>156473736I'm unironically the most redpilled on /cyc/, I cannot understand why the sentiment was not strong years back. I just have to take my latest 'told you so' badge and let it go. It's been eating me up recently why people didn't catch on. I suspect this year the french will really show what they think and his decline will begin. They got sick of him finally last year. This year we've already seen more of the arrogance and disrespect toward the race. Particularly the disrespect toward jonas. Someone in /cyc/ said poogacar was tiptoeing around Saint Paul and I completely agree on reflection. Initially it seemed like was was a little intimidated, wanted to keep up public opinion by not disrespecting him, wanted to keep on his good side to try and lure him to PooAE but I think it's much more intimidation than anything. He's arrogant and complacent. Next few years he will be beaten. And I think that scares the shit out of him, he's even admitted he'll retire once he gets beaten.>>156473585Why you gotta be like that
>>156474568God bless these poor people. That hits hard.
RIP threddy
>>156474653Everyone in any top position, whether it's business, sports or politics, is an arrogant asshole that will stab you in the back. It's the only way to get to the top because up there there's only assholes
>>156477354I understand you're generalising and I agree based on generalisation. Of course exception exist etc etc whatever reddit midwit shit. My gripe with the evil little slav subhuman cunt demon is that it's all fake. Lance was fake. To a degree. But he was clearly a sociopath and didn't fake that aspect. He still doesn't. He was genuine. He openly hated his rivals, he intimidated people, he had many enemies. He did actually do a lot of good, and as much as people want to pretend that's to hide le doping, it clearly wasn't. His contribution to cancer treatment was absolutely enormous, and even if it was 'fake', it had a massive impact regardless.Greedy little slav cunt who's dominant whore slav bitch that fucks black men, he is pretending to be the opposite of Armstrong. The fake goofy persona, the nice guy act, the waves to the camera. The fake comments about his rivals. Many people see through that, he is not particularly smart. He isn't a sociopath, he can't mask it, nor should he. I said many times, but his conduct when he snatched the giro stage from an 18 or 19 year old Pellizzari was absolutely disgusting. Giving him bottles, a jersey, his fucking glasses like he's just some fanboy on the side of the road. He could have let the lad win the stage, which would be massive for the team, the rider and the entire nation. But no, he had to snatch it. Cycling isn't football, it's political. Grim show from him.The gripe is the fakeness. Bill Gates is a disgusting evil piece of shit and he doesn't hide it. Musk is a fucking retard mong that larps as a le based edgy reddit posts, that makes him cring and gay. There is a massive difference in how these two handle their infamy and I dislike both, but can only respect one. When you behave in a way to try to manipulate people's opinion of you in a positive manner, you're a fraud. You're a weak hyper social bitch. poogacar's actual personality quite often slips through. shameless cont.
>>156478801His actual personality is a complete contrast to his persona that he's trying to hide. This is the crux of it. He is more of a fraud than Lance. Lance behaved liked himself and said what he needed to say. poogacar is a complete fraud because he tries to suppress his true self, which is a petty, vindictive jealous personality. Elite individuals should be themselves and many do, because that is their nature. But this freak suppresses his personality and larps as a rapper from the 90's. He is the most underserving individual to be a 'goat'. The fact he rides for an arab money team full of dope doctors and convicted dopers is a whole other conversation. Everything about him honks.
>>156477354But what if this is his persona. What if he's a sociapath that gets off on the show, on the being fake nice. Maybe it satisfies him to be fake and the "cool guy" while knowing he isn't. Maybe he's enjoying tricking people like this, even if some see through it, knowing that most wont. What if you got bamboomzled, just like he aimed to.(lost my tinfoil pepe, but this one fits)
>>156479643I got you bro
best part of the stage will be Grug's leadout
>>156479643If he was a sociopath he could keep his cool under stress which he clearly cannot. Jorgenson goes for a bottle which minorly conveniences him? Time to bitch to the media. Post stage podium ceremony? Nah I'll look entirely uninterested, play on my phone and clearly fake a smile whilst trying to escape the media as quickly as possible. This is not the behaviour of a sociopath. A sociopath is driven by deception and manipulation. Lance almost never dropped his act, because it wasn't an act. That was him. He was all in on the deception and combat to ensure the narrative that he was clean would stick. poogacar gets sick of it all, gets tired, the mask quite often slips. He is not a sociopath, he is just a weak bitch. A sociopath will keep up a combative persona, fighting everything. Lance is the best comparison to poogacar because they are in very similar positions but they're strikingly opposite in almost everyway. A case study in what a sociopath looks like is Lance. poogacar couldn't hold a candle to the greatest Tour rider in history.
>>156480047Why is the worlds best sprinter, Tim MERLIER, only four stars?
>>156480248because he doesn't get a MVDP leadout
>>156480193I'll never forget his chimp out when he got fourth in a 1v1 sprint.>>156480311 Was really eye opening.
>I'm trying to go Jasper Philipsen. It is otherwise Tim Merlier who is the natural favorite, but I simply do not dare to trust that he can handle the hills. I think there should be a common interest in trying to put him out of the three teams mentioned, and that also applies to Alpecin, with whom Philipsen climbed excellently in Belgium. At the same time, I have not been intimidated by Merlier on the flat road this year. He has been superior in the ascending sprints in Limburg and Belgium, but in the flat sprint on stage 4 in Belgium, he was beaten by Kooij, and Philipsen was very close to beating him.Axelman thinks he could be dropped
>>156480311Oops messed up the (you)sMeant to write; he'll just take Grug's wheel.
>>156480436okay fair
>>156480340In flanders? Then he accused people of xyz I remember. That is quintessential. Had to ride off alone to cool off before he calmed down a bit. If he was like that all the time, massive respect to him. I'd like him. Ruthlessness is the basis of an athlete. Don't pretend you don't have that in you just because you want to be liked by everyone. That fake bitch shit infuriates me.
>>156479850
>>156480837Yeah exactly. The shift was so jarring. Morning interviews with his laid back joking attitude, and then to yelling at people, accusations, storming off, all over his own mistake.
>>156480837What if your seething is just an act to get (you)'s?
If the british government declared war on slovenia tomorrow I would be the first to recruitment centre as canon fodder.>>156481210People see this reason to hate him as petty maybe, it might be. But that is deception for what cause? Lance did if for sporting advantage, I can understand that goal. He was a cunt. He didn't hide that. His deception transcended personal gain. poogacar is all about personal gain. Deceiving people to be liked is extremely pathetic and selfish. He is not pretending he isn't doping, the media and UCI are doing that for him. He's behaving in a way to try and get people to like him despite not being that person. >>156481573If he's planned it all to get a retarded spastic from south england to hate him then fair play, he's absolutely won that. Except it isn't that. It's all an act to convince people he's this quirky reddit tier dude who doesn't care about anything and is super laid back and relatable. Utter faggot slav cunt.
>>156469413>Extremely backloadedJust like your mother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLeIx8rrlSc Afghan edition is kino as fuck.
>>156482664Good channel that one for slav war music
>>156482664You know that there have been some few unlucky fuckers that fought in Afghanistan, both Chechen wars, and now Ukraine. At least they had a neat new version of this song each time :)
i doubted mads and picked jasper for my velo team and now i am getting divine punishment for doubting
>>156483710Shame on you
>>156483293>>156483385Russia ban has been lifted from the 2028 olympics. Why they were banned is beyond me. It'll be kino as fuck having them back.
>>156484516They were banned for their state run doping ring.
>>156484516>Why they were banned is beyond me????state run doping programs and starting a war?
>>156484815>starting a warOh well actually this particular war is super bad therefore we're going to have to gobble on nato bollocks to ensure their fee-fees aren't hurt.Olympics is meant to be impartial. I welcome their return. >>156484602>>156484815State sponsored doping is a false flag. Or maybe not but every state has state doping. It just depends whether the governing bodies want to investigate or not depending on pressure from rabid war mongering nations controlled by small hat tribes that lust over war. Any establishment or body that's banned russia over the past few years should be ashamed. It was not an unjust war. It was an inevitability based on lazy western imperialism.
i forgot you cant argue with shitzosalso why am i doing a brugershift right now
>>156485252>Or maybe not but every state has state dopingPure cope. Read up on it, they definitely deserved to be banned.
>>156485361>i forgot you cant argue with shitzosBecause le schizzy's become obsessed with topics and actually know what they're talking about? Oh but it's easier to demean them, make them out as irrational and dismiss them. I would wager it's really you that's in the dark due to your closed mind approach. >>156485530Yes it was extensive, more than some other nations. I've seen the documentary, read up on it. You would however be a total fool to believe it is not widespread amongst other powers, maybe not denmark because they're not as established on the world stage, but I do not doubt for a second my nation did the same. That is what it takes to be a superpower. Everything is a competition. How did we become a cycling nation in such a short period of time? Just a bit of investment and dedication? It is wide spread, but it's where you personally draw the line. It is exactly the same principle with colonialism.
>>156485777Russia is not a superpower, this is the most delusional thing you have said in a while.
>>156485961Far more influence in africa compared to western nations AND nato is too bitch to actually confront them with conventional forces (only western forces on the front are... british special forces). Imagine in moldova invaded romania. Or think back to the serbians. I'm thinking they're a genuine superpower. Not the superpower, but definitely a super power.
>>156486269They are getting clapped in Africa. Really disappointed you have been owned by fsb psyops, parroting their talking point like this. Sad.
this must be the highlight of his career
>>156486546easily
>>156486447And how about nato bitching to the big bear? Anything to say about that or are we just going to ignore that? Literally the most european response. "Let's send the ukies a few fighter jets and missiles and forget it's even happening" whilst British special forces are down there busting their fucking balls on everyone else's behalf.Nato bitching to the bear is exactly what Putin thought would happen and he's completely correct. This is why europe is weak, this is why Russia is a superpower. They still have nato but their balls.
>>156486546this skeleton is 6kg heavier than Jonas. Pog will be lucky to survive on thursday never mind week 3
Nato cucks talking the biggun whilst the big bear invades a european nato candidate as their still withdrawing from for desert islamic extremist shitheap with their tail between their legs. "Let's invade afghan and show the soviets how it's done!" They're literally driving around with night vision goggles in humvees lmao.
Another win for yung schizzy it would see. Cannot stop taking the W's. Feel like poogacar except without the BBC enthusiast dominant gf.
>>1564866643 day military operation in its 4th year btw
>>156487577It's a social cleansing, a destruction of ukraine to create a buffer and to spite nato. They are not sending their best, they are not utilising their best fighter jets. Western media fooling the mong cattle public 'they' are winning is typical. Why are so many convicts on the front line? Hardly the best candidates for war. Why has the average Russian's wealth increased over the duration of the war? That isn't possible if the nation is pouring everything into the war effort. To think your enemy is stupid and incompetent is a self own. Russia knows exactly what it's doing, do not doubt that for a second.
>"haha look at them they live in mud huts and don't let their women outside!">"what do you mean we're pulling out?">"b-but I thought they were tribal mud men that farm opium and have primitive weapons??"Arrogance of natotards is their biggest downfall. Drop nukes and kill civilians or sit back down. That's the reality of war. Eastern powers understand that. Natotards are still in nursery.
